Some guys pop shit on the forum...but in real life they bitch up..
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The funniest line is from the Mods --




Finally, an excuse to lock this one. No advertising ;)

Straight hilarity...

i was upset that thread ended....i was learning alot about turtles!

i know we shouldn't do this amongst each other, but damn!

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actually, they're three different threads on the same subject made by the same dude

"Name 120,000 songs, mark get set go"..

I can name quite a few, but i cant name 2 hours worth. So I am curious to see if there is some favs out there that i havent thought of

iv'e had scratch live for some years probably 7 or 6 since i've had it ive been having to keep getting my av wires changed it's a known problem with other scratch live owners i've talked to i can't afford the digital turntables yall sale an really now can't afford to get my techniques fixed they been sitting for almost a year i've been missing out on gigs cause of this problem is there any advice far as the exact wire to use so it won't short an do yall sale it an another thing do yall sponsor unsigned dj's/producers?

Welp....

The "DISCO!!" thread is our latest inductee into the "Backfired Threads"...

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smh...

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official, RIP diddy

Watchwww.youtube.com

naw i think DJJ0HNNYM_vSL3 apology thread wins the cake

hahahaha Johnny with the Cochran avatar... "if it doesnt fit, you must acquit"

And we will just add this one here in record time:

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And we will just add this one here in record time:

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this one should be listed somewhere

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Muhfuggahs can't even stay on topic!

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LMAO!

Truly an honor...

LOL. They are lost without you.

the_black_one 8:54 PM - 21 February, 2014
scurrrrr old man???? serato.com

the_black_one 5:43 PM - 24 February, 2014
want to thank you soo for creating this discussion ... it's truly the only little place in the forum that is johnny free ... for that i will like to thank you .... carry on with the rest of your day.

But you know the REAL kicker?

Here The_Fake_One is begging me to join the thread...



but here he's thanking God that I'm not there...LMAO...



The "Usual Suspects" are on the job!

LMAOOOOOOO!

But you know the REAL kicker?

Here The_Fake_One is begging me to join the thread...



but here he's thanking God that I'm not there...LMAO...



The "Usual Suspects" are on the job!

LMAOOOOOOO!

Dazed & Confused...a chicken with it's head cut off. Running fast with no direction what so ever.

LMAO!

Still waitin' on that mix....

The mix is lost in his back pack of all the necessary things he has to bring to his gigs.

Living RENT FREE in this dudes head...

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Backfired thread... haha. Possibly for someone else.
J got caught lying.

Not the first time.

J got served.

Not the first time either.

:-)

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Integrity score? Zero.

Man, the word is "BackfireD"...

Next thing you know, y'all will be in here with that you're vs your mess....

Man, the word is "BackfireD"...

Next thing you know, y'all will be in here with that you're vs your mess....

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@ DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
don't be coming in to dj city forums talking about my blown speaker
FYI, pdidys was blown also...sh!t happens....lol

don't front, you was talkin bout my zxa5 while jeff was djing

you said don't let anyone blow my zxa5....what were you? drunk!

lol, What are YOU talkin' about?

Refresh my memory.

don't front, you was talkin bout my zxa5 while jeff was djing

What's DJ City forums?
While Jeff was DJ'ing... do you mean "DJ Jazzy Jeff"?
What's going on here???

(nm)

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LMAO, cats can't tell time without right angles, huh?

So, the "Does White Privilege Still Exist In America...Official DJ Poll"

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has earned it's stripes, and has earned the title of an official "BackFired Thread"...

Congratulations to all who made this feat possible....

Refreshments have been served, show's over...

Too soon. Looks like there's hope for that thread lol

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i guess that white privilege kicked my ass again, huh Johnny?

yup, it's gotta be white privilege, because Akiem's thread went stagnant too....serato.com

The qualifications for a "Backfired Thread" include but are not limited to , the thread being created to have a certain outcome, but for whatever reason turning out to make the OP look stupid in the first place for asking said question, or presenting said topic as witnessed by a barrage of respondents having adverse remarks...

Since there are only two (2) respondents thus far - (you and AKIEM), it doesn't qualify as yet, simply because nobody apparently gives a damn....

Once enough people give a damn to say "It Sucks", then we can induct it, but until then, it hasn't made the mark.

Ahhhh. Ok... You got this internet forum shit on lock huh? Lmao

Trust, I have NO PROBLEM awarding AKIEM threads the Backfired Status....but alas THIS time it hasn't met the mark yet...

But yours?

That passes with flying colors my dude....lol.

Oh no doubt, if those r the rules, then those r the rules, i cant argue with that. This is your thread.

I appreciate the support.

This is an Equal Opportunity Thread...

If it fits, it's IN.

Ha, unlike you and your henchmen, i dont cry....Ill take my backfired entry and keep it moving

i guess that white privilege kicked my ass again, huh Johnny?

bet you if Bezzle started a thread, that shit would be on fire right now... seeing that he has "white privilege"...lol

Really?

Not according to what you said right here -




And LMAO @ Henchmen...like I ever "ask" for "backup".....ctfu...

C'mon son, you're killing yourself...

I see you didnt sense the sarcasm in that post...

You never know ones "True Colors" now do you? :)

Next time ill properly end all of my sarcastic posts. With a formal "/sarcasm". To help you out.

This thread has been disqualified from being included in the backfire thread as the backfire thread "owner" is purposely derailing it.

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This thread has been disqualified from being included in the backfire thread as the backfire thread "owner" is purposely derailing it.

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Its been six days no comments. Looks like everybody boycotting the hell out of that thread or contoller. Lmao

This is a winner

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no discussion.

Supporting Gemini Slate & Slate 4"

I would assume this. No one is talking about the

I would assume this. No one is talking about the

I would assume this. No one is talking about the

DjSpinnati 7:00 AM - 2 January, 2015

Let me start by saying that im a 52yr old ex-club and radio mix Dj.I started Djing at 13yrs of age n continued until i was 40..So ive seen da Evolution of the club dj n radio..My 1st exposure to Serato was in '02.I had an interview with an Urban Contemp format station(hip-hop rnb 2day) in Detroit for an on-air slot as well a jazz station..anyway i went to a club dat nite(Berts on da Mktplace) n da Dj had a laptop n 2 tt(Technics)but no vinyl n no crates..i asked him wtf is dat.As i explained who i was(he told me way back then dat Serato was the future of Djing.)Which is a gd thing n a bad thing..Tru it makes it easier to transport ur equipment.(no lugging 10 2 15 crates of records err gig.oh my back..lol) n ur catalog of music is infinite..but 4 you young cats dat r djing 2day..if u never dug thru da crates n felt dat cold vinyl n dropped dat bananna needle stylus on da black gold n scratched it up.U dont no wat ur missing..Oh Btw.i sold my equipment bout 10yrs ago but i still have all my wax..Bout 5thousand pieces of vinyl in my basement..Im solucky to have lived thru da beginning of rap/Disco/House/ Techno thru hip hop n djing thru da golden era of blk music.R.I.P real music/Partying/ and Djing.1983-2005 Cincinnati bka DaNaTi..

First off i'm very impressed with Serato. it just got better with full Serato DJ trial and i shall be buying a license soon.

I'm not a scratch DJ at all, I only listen and mix trance.

I've watched so many tutorials and understand how it works but when i try i get nothing that can keep repeating the scratch if you get me.

I have scratch samples but not sure if i'm using them correctly. Do i need to drop them in a folder and use them from the scratch sample buttons or just load them on deck?

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Starts off as a "tutorial"..... ends up opening a help ticket.
Sorry, NoCred, but this is the definition of a backfired thread.

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lol

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.....that was beautiful

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Starts off as a "tutorial"..... ends up opening a help ticket.
Sorry, NoCred, but this is the definition of a backfired thread.

This is not any worse than just about any post he has ever made. DJTecniq (NoCred) is just one of those people that you can learn what not to do.

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Starts off as a "tutorial"..... ends up opening a help ticket.
Sorry, NoCred, but this is the definition of a backfired thread.

hows that a backfire thread...

hows that a backfire thread...

Well, he's celebrating a single mother with 6 kids, no father figure, no job, on welfare, a 6 foot multicolored weave down her back, ripped jeans that a kid would wear as mother of the year.

Mmmkay.

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Starts off as a "tutorial"..... ends up opening a help ticket.
Sorry, NoCred, but this is the definition of a backfired thread.

Well, you can't win them all...

And I'm not immune....

So with that said, I have to induct my OWN thread into the Backfired Hall of Shame because what started out as me asking for speaker advice from Joee, turned into this...

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Hellp, I can't get rid of him now....lmao.

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The key is to actually post an example relevant to the topic you create.

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ROTFLMAO, I was just looking for this thread to post this link!

Btw, I'm having a late cinco de mayo celebration and to make it proper, we are having pizza, hamburgers, and Italian food.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

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Done

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lol, you have to give a short reason...lmao.

I dont know if could articulate why that thread failed so bad in one sentence lol

I dont know if could articulate why that thread failed so bad in one sentence lol

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The key is to actually post an example relevant to the topic you create.

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Yup. It was inducted by yours truly...

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You can pretend it failed from the first post all you want. But the thread did what it was supposed to.

I did not intend it to also show THIS interesting doubles standards tho. Yes there were some 'others' mixed in the awful display of White On White Crime - but its very strange how if there are some 'others mixed in' it doesn't stop anyone from saying "Black Protesters"

Anyway, thanks for perfectly proving my points. Including the unintended ones.

lol

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ladies and gentlemen we have spill over ..c'mon guys lol

Wouldn't it be cool to put this thread in the backfired thread? It would be epic lol

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Wouldn't it be cool to put this thread in the backfired thread? It would be epic lol

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Y'all better not derail my Backfired Thread....

Like you don't derail enough threads yourself,

and if i caught the jist of what you guys were bickering about in all those other threads, far as this guy Joee taking a lil slice of the action for booking other dj's to do events, if he runs a dj company essently thats what his business is about booking dj's and making a commission

I don't know about you, but that breaks all level of DJ Code.

the dvx woofer in them zxa5's is going to break

Oh, now you wanna wish bad luck on me?

smh.

I'm just here to derail

I'm just here to derail

Noted!

Probably keeps an excell sheet for forum members he has issues with so he can pull out quick references when ever challenged

Oh, now you wanna wish bad luck on me?

smh.

Probably keeps an excell sheet for forum members he has issues with so he can pull out quick references when ever challenged

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The Backfired as officially backfired, inducted

LMAO

This forum needs emoticons lol

Derailed already? What the fuck? I want in on the party.


lol

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well join in……. it won't be the first party you were late on this month, didn't you say you were having a late cinco de mayo celebration recently?

lets make may 29th the official backfired thread day

:-P

To what? Express your "Emotions"?



Hmmmm......a lot of y'all gettin' real misty lately....

To what? Express your "Emotions"?

Hmmmm......a lot of y'all gettin' real misty lately....

Lmao @ "misty".

Whats next? dudes gonna want to post "frownie face" selfies to the forum too? Smh

I dont care what anyone says, if you are a dude and you use emoticons.... You got issues.

I dont care what anyone says, if you are a dude and you use emoticons.... You got issues.

I dont care what anyone says, if you are a dude and you use emoticons.... You got issues.

Lmao @ "misty".

Whats next? dudes gonna want to post "frownie face" selfies to the forum too? Smh

slow down its a joke guys

Its no stupider than

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no homo
etc

<Inserts Musiq SouldChild Lazy Eye Look Smiley>

Yeah, sure sure mayne.....lol



Oh, that's the dumbest stuff on this board....

It ain't hitin without the link

...and Remix was the first dude I seen use an emoticon on here... 💩

Figures...

grfoh lmao nh ihwp lol nm

...and Remix was the first dude I seen use an emoticon on here... 💩

Figures...

grfoh lmao nh ihwp lol nm

im talkin smiley faces and all that crap...lol

so is this officially a backfire thread yet?

so is this officially a backfire thread yet?

More derailed than backfired at this point...

Its no stupider than

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no homo
etc

I don't know... that stuff is pretty damn stupid.