Right about now Construc court is in full effect
Judge Serato Forums residing
In the case of Construc vs Mastermind/the_black_one
Prosecuting attorneys are
Users, Mods, and Johnny Motha-Frakin M...


i.imgur.com

All rise

You may be seated

Present - www.djjohnnym.com

I do believe we're waiting on the accused....

KIDDDD Capppriiiiii!!!!!!!!!! oooh, wait.....****sidebar*****


Or is his name Pete??

***Another sidebar*******

What? No Kid Capri or Pete jokes now?

****Cues Up Good Times****

I see we're gonna play the waiting game....

No problem, I'll be here all week.....

.......feels different on this side if the firing squad....someone pass the popcorn

But....how do we know your not all 3

Wtf... Is going on in here!!!! 0_o

How about you tell us?

stream1.gifsoup.com

www.djjohnnym.com

legacy-cdn.smosh.com

been gone for a few days and come back to this...wow!!!

**clicks on "Track Discussion" button and slowly reaches for the orville reddenbacher**

i6.photobucket.com

This should be good... Tuned In !

" What? No Kid Capri or Pete jokes now?"

I didn't know I was on trial. I'm the originator of the Kid Capri/Pete Jokes. :)

nm

WAIT.....WHAT IF.......WHEN DID 6 SHOW UP.......I THOUGHT BLACK ONE WAS THE KID CAPRIS PETE JOKES!!! PLOT THICKENS TRUST NOONE WERE NOT ALONE!!!!

I'm not saying I did do it.... but you can't prove anything.

The real AKIEM from the balcony is heard saying "pretty sure all this is just to create an environment where the LEGAL definition of "insane" will have some applicability on the forum"

This is true, but we are referring to your RESIDENT BOOTLICKER and youthful ward...

The_Black_One....

Man, I TOLD y'all this dude had no 'Identity" of his "Own"....

smh...

There's SOOOOOOO much wrong with this IMPOSTERAGE, that I don't even know where to start....

And I ALWAYS have a starting point....

So it's been 2 hours since his last post....

the_black_one 4:24 PM - 9 April, 2013

And that's across the ENTIRE board....

Put in for a writ of Habeas corpus

I'LL PUT THE SYSTEM ON TRIAL.


Seriously though, I can't keep up with u guys! Lol

well to start, it could have been funny at least - thats a lot of work without any laughs in the end.

nm

And so it begins...

The_Fake_One does a "mastermind".....

That's true too!

For STARTERS, CONSTRUC is a bonafide turntablist at minimum...

How are you rockin' a UREI/Bozack as your main mixer (check the pics), and have the NERVE to wanna battle a hiphop cat?

EVEN IF IT'S FOR PRETEND?

lmao....

That's like A-Train tryin to come after me....

Oh, wait.....

i94.photobucket.com

Yep, I'll be here all week... :-)

i dont know who to trust anymore

i9.photobucket.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

LOL at Johnny turning phyco....

**** cue in good times****

Did you mean PSYCHO?

As in INSANE?

As in split personalities, or Bi-Polarism?

Pot callin' the Kettle "Black", but wait, you LIKE to be refer to things "Black".

So, how do you explain your exploits listed above?

I mean, it's one thing to fail at your REAL LIFE Persona.... and just like that...
here comes the INTERNET, where you can RE-INVENT yourself, and see if
you can do a better job at life in the cyber world...

But, when you even FAIL at THAT, and have to resort to ALIASES to find the "Real You",
and one that people will RESPECT, that now catapults you into a class of sub-sea level maggotry.

You sir, are the prototype of all things Metrosexual and moist...

Your new name is "The_Fake_One, and you know what?

You remind me of "Raj" from "The Big Bang Theory", and you look like him too...

smh.

LOL.... Funny with your obsession... I didn't know I consumed your free time... Carry on.

KIIIIIIIIIIIID CAPPPPPPPPPPPRI

Obsession?

Nah kid...This is what I DO>...

Exposing Frauds, Fakes and Finsters...

Dag, it's been a bad month for some of y'all...

So, "Mastermind"....any last words?

NOW I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOUR OBSESSION with the condition of Men's hands....smh...

You need your men to be MOISTURIZED, such as yourself...so you don't get all scruffed up...

Wow....

www.primaryignition.com

LOL..... Darn Johnny... Can you taste that pineapple I had earlier??

Just as I thought....

Total Metro...

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...

What you have witnessed here is a total Exposure of the lowest grade of poster AKA POSER on the Internet.

One who HIDES behind the cloak of Anonymity to act tough, but in real life bitches out.

One who would NEVER use the term Ni@@3r in public, because that old lady would punch his teeth out, yet has no problem with it on the internet.

One who would PRETEND to have a certain skill level, but when challenged about it, crawls back under the covers like a scared pussy.....cat.

One who needs to latch onto the bootstraps of other people to TRY and create an IDENTITY for themselves, but still fails at the basic social interactive skills of life....

One who has no purpose, no hope, no future....

Ladies and Gentlemen of the court, I present to you, the lowest form of life (including cyber), that tries to exist in our presence....

It is up to us, as a community of a common demoninator of AT LEAST establishing our OWN IDENTITIES, to rid the world of such vermin.

My recommendation is that we release the hounds upon him...

---> www.djjohnnym.com

Thoughts? :-D

^^^^^^this right here...

a fake profile for the sake of jokes is fine in my book.... but that shit wasn't even funny. he could've done so much with that battle thread. posted a vid where he did a sloppy horrible routine with cartoon theme songs while dressed like macho man randy savage and acted like he won hands down.... cropped a vid of Jazzy Jeff doing a well known routine and swearing it was him... posting a link with the audio from that paris hilton vid from brazil but with video of A Trak and sticking to his guns that it was him....

that's just 3 jokes he could've run with off the top of my head...

"Circumstantial Evdience" is a phrase that comes to mind, or maybe I missed something, the guy has a username, "mastermind", which is hardly unique.

www.google.co.uk

And he posts at the same time as somebody else? The majority of users on here could all be one user to me, they all post during the day when I'm at work. 12:30 am is hardly some sort of "unusual time" for anyone, like someone suspiciously having dinner at 6:30pm, they might read a few posts before bed.

and he hasn't even bothered to deny it... and he has virtually disappeared....

This^^^^...

And the fact that he would "occasionally" mention mastermind in a context that nobody else basically cares about....

Hey, I always say "If the glove DOESN'T FIT, you must acquit".....but this muhfuggah can even fit a pair of mittens....

Uhmmm, he's on the thread though, sounding confused, as would you if I accused you of sectretly being Johnny SL, as you're both posting very close to each other.

LOL!

Ok, and HOW MANY cats do YOU know use the login name "Mastermind", not only on 1 Laptop but 2?

Who is also part of a messageboard with a user named "Mastermind".

Who mysteriously appeared to specifically target and bait someone into a battle, but KNEW they couldn't post ANYTHING because of their Bozak/Urei "skills"?

Who often made reference to "Mastermind" and deflect possible "Identity" issues with said user?

C'mon son..... www.djjohnnym.com

Even YOU ain't that dumb....

I use the same login on many computers. I use the same handle across many sites.



As I pointed out, mastermind isn't really an unsual name for anywhere on the net.

Didn't read the other threads too closely, but you're defending people you like, maybe you're really the same people as all the people supporting you?

But you know what, let's pretend that he IS just an "Average User" caught up in the world of Circumstantial Evidence....

Let's add MORE Circumstantial evidence to the pot, if you look at the FIRST screenshot of the "Mastermind" desktop, it would show 2 files...

One labeled - "Sparky's IP", and another one labeled "Chill IP"...

What "Average User" is concerned about IP addresses, unless they are possibly, you know, trying to fake the funk somewhere? :-D.

Just thought I'd throw that out there....

Sure that couldn't be an IP address for someones non public site? they don't seem to be scripts or executables which you might use to change a proxy.

I have no problem with using THE SAME login across different sites and computers....but a specific one that has brought controversy to a messageboard, AND you happen to be part of that SAME messageboard?

www.djjohnnym.com



And AGAIN, how many people do YOU know with the name Mastermind?



Who am I DEFENDING?

But I get it, you're friends with "The_Fake_One".....

You don't need a script or executable to change a proxy....

I don't know anyone named Johnny, what does that prove?



Not friends with anyone, but seen mistaken identities before.

LOL Johnny called him metrosexual and moist....lol

www.hark.com

Johnny... Get out of me bro!!!! Continue to consume yourself with such bullshit... Carry on with your very questionable csi bullshit.

That you don't get out much.



Not friends with anyone, but seen mistaken identities before.

And I've seen ALIASES before....

And this is Classic Poser behavior.

But let's just take what YOU said and apply it -



There is one UNDISPUTED FACT right? That his LOGIN NAME at home on 2 laptops is "mastermind", correct?

So according to YOU YOURSELF, -

It's VERY PROBABLE that he used that login HERE...no?

Or do you want to strike your statement from the transcript, or cross examine yourself?

Dude, he's on some straight Duncan Hines cake batter type *ish....Wearing an apron and whatnot...

Well, do you USE the login name "mastermind" on your laptops or no?

Johnny ... You need a friend, a dog, something in your life... How pathetic of a grown ass man to be consumed with this.... But like I said... Carry on ... Carry on

Well, do you USE the login name "mastermind" on your laptops or no?

LMAO @ trying to question a Grown Azz man, when you can't even maintain your OWN Identity on the interwebs...

You have to pretend to be someone else....

lmao @ failing to be YOURSELF on the internet.....smh.

Lol... Deliver Johnny !!! Deliver!!!!!

Shoot... Hold on bro... My popcorn is ready ... Go!!!

**** cue in double of goodtimes****

No, no no, you were supposed to say "KID CAPPRRRIIII", OR "PETE"!!!!

Wait, that would be you impersonating Sixxx (6), huh?

smh....

Mastermind!!!! Mastermind!!!! Mastermind!!!!


Look.. I typed mastermind on my post!!!! Please link it for everyone to to see!!!

LMFAO !!!!

Watchwww.youtube.com

Done, now again, back to your b*tchassness....

Do you use the login name "mastermind" on the two laptops in question?

Go eat a bowl of Richards!!! And carry on ...

Smh, you're so shook that you can't even confirm or deny it....

Cowered in a corner for all to see....

Just... www.djjohnnym.com

You know.....

That may very well be you too.....

Funny to see a grown AZZ man trying to play cop on a website.... Shot..,, let me get my Lawer involved!!!!

LMFAO .. Confirm or deny... Hell na... Imma let you look like a jelous trick

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the accused has invoked their right to plead "Da FIF".

I will leave it in your hands...

Dude is guilty as hell. Totally busted. the black one is Mastermind......just like Bezzle is The Real Pauly D.

Man.....Im gonna get a fake user name.

Oh wait.....I already do! BOOOYYYEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LMFAO

Two can play this game Bezzle! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, the Prosecution rests....

LOL... I was too busy drooling over the 4 ZXa5's in that Photobucket to notice. Johnny M. Cochran played cyber sluth and caught my man slippin', LOL. BTW, Construc had a nice set in that battle though.

(nm)

This dude JohnnyM even changed his avatar to Johnnie Cochran, lol.

Well, considering that the prosecution has rested and the defendant (that would be the accused) has effectively plead no contest, this court is ready to rule and summarily render judgement.

We the Jury find the defendant guilty on the charges of fakery, fraud, driving with a fake license, and being deceitful with intent to hurt.


Sentencing will not commence.

*now

If you do let me know if the mods send you a really rude pm like the one i got lol PS: I was framed by pauly d!

Wait! Where's CON-STRUC?

Most courts allow a statement from the victim or victim's families.....lmao.

Well if were talkin bout the construc mastermind battle, as q witness id have to say mastermind was the real victim here

That was a terrible azz-whoppin....

It's in the Jury's hands now....

Right now would be a great time to have a "Poll" feature....

lmao.

Does he have to go sit in the forum fakery corner with techniq now?

B*tchazzness is at an All Time High these dayz.

I'm speechless

does this mean I will be getting my battle now? lol

This thread has just achieved MAXIMUM Delivery....

This thread is full of win....oh man this made me laugh so hard. You guys are awesome... we should all hang out and just crack jokes on everyone.

Dang Black one you did get caught tho its super funny how Jonny is playing CSI and discovered your whole shit...lol

Is Craze really that damn short....your not a tall guy either right?

Well, you at LEAST know who's been kicking your back in....



















What month is this?

Is this too early to recommend this thread for Thread of the Year?

It would be a contender if you didnt double it down into multiplw threads.....well see where the dice falls after its locked, theres still alot of room for growth, you havent even begun to look into him being 6

I'm 6ft tall... Craze is really short lol

Craze is really short......and constructs really bald

Btw you guys fell for the old fake construc routine lol

Gets em everytime

Mabye now i can get an apology from the mods since apparently im not "the only person inconsiderate enough to create imititation accounts" lol

No it's really me, I got locked out of my other account. They said I had to verify my email but that email address no longer exists

A likley story...well find out soon enough johnnys on the case

Watchwww.youtube.com

All I need is ONE conviction...

The rest can be circumstantial...lmao.

Hmm, you may have a point there....

Oh no I'm not!

I only need one blockbuster case, and can live off of my residuals and writing a book...

And OH, BTW, we haven't heard from the "OTHER" DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 lately, have we? :-X.

Because he's dead too.... www.djjohnnym.com

You might have to upload a quick vid :-D!

smh...and LMAO @ the same time....

Ok so your the same hieght as me...damn craze is small I bet his setup is low to the ground for most of us....nm

Watchwww.youtube.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
Old people sleeping

LMFAO

LOL - so johnny really is dead set on turning this into a legal forum so his dorner argument seems to 'fit' - LOL

please continue

nm

...its like every thread started this year is returning to this spot to either breed or die...akunamatata

Guys... Like I said.. The old man is taking a nap... Old people nap a lot. Please understand!!!!

LMFAO

****Blank Stare****

If you say so....

LMAO @ you thinking sh*t is all sweet....

You've confirmed your b*tchazzness a long time ago...

What makes you think ANYTHING you say will have any relevance?

Please!!! You ain't the law around here. Sit the fuck down

Legally "insane"

"...we are in an off topic DJ forum - not a court room..."
see? serato.com
LMAO - NM

Old folks and their multiple personalities!!!!

Lol! That would sound more convincing if you created a big and bad ALIAS and used that to try and tell me off...

But, your moistness has been exposed because your skirt has been lifted...

It's not a pretty sight...

You are sounding real pathetic "Raj"...

Chest all puffed out, but looking for a man with buttery soft hands...

Blah blah blah...

Ok, let's see how much credibility you "maintain"...lol.

"The_Fake_One" lmao!

This is great...

lol

Hey the_black_one... thanks for the crane stand!!

Hey AKIEM, you see ya boy, right?

LMAO!

Thank mastermind not me

WOW, Im at a loss for words......Good work johnnyM 25.media.tumblr.com

Im sure even mastermind aka the Fake one has to give you major props for this shit right here.....goinglikesixty.com

mine?

all I know is whoever impersonated me was lame - no one even noticed

nm

i still think it would be funny as hell if johnny really was mastermind the whole time and even now was framing the black one to cover up his crime...

like i said in the original thread:


...then again what do i know, i thought mastermind was bezzle all along. ooops

Wtf are YOU talking about?

This thread Delivers Top Ownage and Pwnage never seen before.

Has there ever been a case of someone being Chris_Hansen_ed so badly on this forum ?

you need to expand the scope of your investigation
serato.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Man this thread is so going to get locked...

OH SHI*T!!

I remember that post too, thinking "You're usually more thorough in your swipes", and that was like a quick drive-by, but didn't pay any real attention to it...

SMH...

Nah, it's all good...

Unless of course someone TRIES to get it locked....so there would be no more ownage....

I strive to be the best at what I do....

exactly - none of those posts amounted to anything worth anything - like I said 'lame'
whoever should have tried harder

I used to have time for stuff like that, but not since 2003...

I created and was Admin of a Message Board, so I know all the in's and out of Aliases, IP spoofing, and the general mannerisms of those who try to beat the system...

And once found out, we drag them to the CENTER of the forum, and release the hounds....

This is actually NOTHING, as MOST users who create multiple logins usually get banned for a time, if not forever....

It's VERY easy to spot posers once they think they're "IN"....

Watchwww.youtube.com

Thank you sir....

www.djjohnnym.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

Mabye the perp had a diabolical endgame that made it necessary to fly under the radar...afterall were dealing with a crimunal mastermind here

So u admit you have the skills necessary to pull this crime off....interesting

Man ima be pissed if i find out there were only two real forum members all these years lol

No you have to be INSANE to do something like this....

You'd be surprised.....

What am I talking about?

You're an offender yourself....

You aleady KNOW the deal....

smh.

Please don't give him anymore fuel to burn...

He's already tried to pull that other topic into here once.

So you did actually get yours...I'm still checking my mailbox..smh

Agreed I said the same earlier..this thread is full of win

OH SH*T! You got shorted?

Awww man, this tread is uncovering all KINDS of underlying issues under the rug...

LMAO! @ the different agendas afoot...

We're focused man.....

Y'all didn't know?

www.djjohnnym.com

+1

That said, the prosecution has been heard.



The accused defendant has decided not to contest the charges.



The jury has delivered it's verdict.



Sentencing will now commence.
Be advised that the prosecution has requested that we, and I quote:

Mabye.....that WASNT really crane?!!! HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GOO!!! NM NH

Keep it going old man... Keep it going... LMFAO.....

Phyco old man.. That's creepy yo... But I kinda want to keep it going to show what a creep you are " Chester "!!!!

A wanna be Internet police/ Chester!!!


**** cue in good times****

Let me type all your tags...

Kid capris
Pete
Mastermind
Chester
Phyco
Hand lotion
Ashy Larry

OHHH SHIT A COUNTERSUIT!!!

Gtfo with your BS... You get a hard on for crap like this???? Come on Chester!!! Go back to watching your "children shows"

Lol @ you "Wanting to keep it going"...

Again, you're not being Original here...

Grow some funk of your own mayne...

www.djjohnnym.com

Watching your cupcake creamy filled azz Meltdown in front of everyone here makes this thread more epic by the minute...

Please continue...

Ok...

Raj...

Only thing melting down is that wack ass wig you put on for your " children shows"

Darn son where did you find that????


In the " child section"


Keep on Chester

seriously... each post like this knocks you down a notch.

You are now sub-noCred level. congrats

You work for "Hostess", don't you?

LMAO!

Dude, I'm gonna crash texting and LMAO @ you while driving!

All is good in my side of the woods. :)

Man, don't tell him NOTHING! This is a classic meltdown in progress!

Much better than banning him!

This thread has generated years worth of material...

Lol dude im on your side! Masta black (nm nh)

ROTFL

Going to busy for the rest of the day so you folks have a good laugh..

And he's down for the count!

Watchwww.youtube.com

Watchwww.youtube.com

www.djjohnnym.com

You sure?
www.djjohnnym.com

There is nothing more detrimental to a trolls existence than the total denial of their existence.

^^^^^^

This.............dude thinks hes a star now.


Im more shocked JM aint gettin on em for using the name the_black_one and not bein black lolz.

Not Ready Yet

the Forum member formally known as Mastermind aka the black one is nothing more that a burning corpse at this point......

It may take days, or even weeks, to establish his identity for certain.

this reminds me of.....Watchwww.youtube.com

Game over man, Game over !!!!!!.....lol

100% true yet somehow noone seems to be able to apply this knowledge, you guys run around like a werewolf hunter withba silver bullet but when its chewin on your leg your trying to beat it off with the wooden gun handle

The Bird Is Still In The Oven.

They Are Still Hurt Over The Kid Capri Fiasco.

this thread..

www.reactiongifs.com

Well The Master Plan Has Been Put Into Effect.

Some Of You Take This Internet Thing Way To Serious.

That deserves it's OWN thread..... plus I knew this would have more MASS appeal....

You guys are crazzzy I'm dying over here

I totally agree! I hope people don't start creating ALIASES to compensate for lack of Real World interaction...

Oh wait...

www.djjohnnym.com

This thread...

i.imgur.com

And he goes down for the count...

www.youtube.com!

Yes. This thread ain't got shit on Tony Little...

Hi Pete. Did you get your meals on wheels and ready for another round of funny gifs? I hope so cause I don't want to get this locked. I just got done eating some pizza. Im sure that would put a smile on your face later...

LMFAO !!!

No need for more carnage.....

You're riddled with bullets, twitching on the sidewalk....

RIP....

Truer words never spoken...

LOL @ Internet bullets!!!!! Haahahahahahahahah

Yeah!! I'm dead!!!!

LOL....

Remember PIzza !!!!

I made sure it was New York style pizza. I know you like that!!! LMFAO!!!!

confirmed

I haven't the slightest idea of what you mean, but I'd like to thank everybody for attending this thread....

We'd like to thank our very special guests and jury members, and in parting....

Remember - >Watchwww.youtube.com

www.djjohnnym.com.

good call!

Hands Down Thread Of The Year! Game Over! Give him the trophy now.

...these are the Good Times...

Bout to make that cheddar !!!!

Johnny -----> api.ning.com*O2Ll7pzRIHffkHIycco3KEV7QKIfq3JHC2D1nLcWOP385KSfvjzYiFwld/InternetToughGuy.jpg

img.myconfinedspace.com

johnny cockrin is on the case lol

Case Closed....

Nothing more to see here folks.....

The body will be identified in the coming weeks....

Thank you, God Bless, and Good Night...

An Geriatric on the lose.

LOL this id hilarious. Just read this whole thread, battle royal!

Some of y'all have way too much time on your hands.

This thread was awesome after all this time black one is obvious you are mastermind we have yet to see you confirm or deny it. Its internet so its not like it really matters however this is DJ forum so if we ever cross paths on the DJ scene everyone is automatically gonna clown you for this foolery.

Good thing promoters dont care if you have split personalities...lol

Rotfl @ djs and promiters in real life giving a damn about internet aliases

EPIC!

Watchwww.youtube.com

Lol.... The thing is Johnny is NOBODY to be questioning anybody!!! That's the reason why I have no confirm or deny plus I wanted a good laugh. Shoot remember !!! When you point the finger... You got 3 pointing right back at you....

FYI I refuse to user real name on the Internet.... I don't this or any forum to promote mysef. I'm
Here for the laughs...

New topic of discussion for the next DMV Jammy Jam :P



The Jury found this dude so guilty, he actually showed his face, lol.

www.thegirlwhoblogs.com

This thread: i.imgur.com

I haven't been able to stop crying since that stranger on the internet said that they didn't like me.

The Candy man can fix that........just hop into my van Bezzle......


25.media.tumblr.com

Oooooh candy problem solved lol

I have not eaten or left the house!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!

LMAO.

Oh this was entertaining to say the least....

They should post this above the forum rules when new users register for this forum


www.zeldauniverse.net

I guess we're about done here...


***Returns you to our regularly scheduled programming*****

:-D

Come on DJJOHNNYM_vSL3, have a heart.......Dude at least deserves a proper burial.....?

Still here.... Not going anywhere......

Oh, alright....I guess....

Dearly Beloved...

We are gathered here today to say Farewell (and good riddance) to not ONE, but TWO internet personalities, who...

well had no personality...

That being Mastermind AKA "The_Black_One".

Mastermind was the result of pent up inner frustration that "The_Black_One" was harboring for such a long time.

The is apparent by his own NAME - "The BLACK One.

This is common in those cuckolded gents who sit and watch while their wives/women are taken and mercilessly pleased by well endowed Black Men, and can offer no assistance, but to clean up the mess afterwards.

This condition is worsened because the wife/woman ENJOYS getting taken IN FRONT of the "Husband"...Hence, we have the backstory BEHIND the creation of "The_Black_One".

In his REAL LIFE, someone took his "Sally" and he has wanted to be a BLACK MAN, and command such authority since, but as you can see from his picture, he's Raj from The Big Bang Theory....(BTW...is that lip gloss he's wearing?)

Anyway, that's how "The_Black_One" was birthed to this board....

During his tenure here, he tried desparately to fit in, only to be ignored, skipped over, and last to be picked on the team...

People quickly realized he was a poser, and basically let him sit in the sandbox by himself...

Then he though to himself one day, I need to REINVENT myself...I want to be able to be "Cool", bang chicks, wear braids (i.e. the Rick James AVATAR), and hell, DJ while I'm at it...

So, from that twisted mind, came the creation of Mastermind!

Now, Mastermind wasn't just your regular poster....Oh, no...

He was confident..
He had swagger...
He caught the forum's attention...
And...

He was BLACK! (See his Avatar)...

So now, what better way to prove his manhood than to talk smack to one of the best DJ's on the board? Yes, the mild mannered DJ Construc...

Well, you know how the story went...so I don't have to add additional moisture to this story, but soon, Mastermind faded away....never to be seen again....

Once again, The_Black_One has failed....
Once in Real Life, and Twice in Cyberlife....(hell, I should charge more since all these people are dead....)

So here we are to lay to rest one of the most BORING ALIASES, and their creator this forum has ever seen....

Is there anyone who would like to get up and say a few words?

If not, we can drop him in the ground now, (as this was a "Closed Casket" ceremony anyway cuz the body was riddled with bullets..., hell I think it's STILL twitchin), and that would conclude our ceremony....

www.djjohnnym.com

LOL.........

ROTFL

ummmm......Will alcohol be served at the repass ?

tri state stand up!!!!

Only that "Fake" stuff.... :-D

BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

lol

I guess he went out with the secret. Man still won't cop to it or even deny it.

LOL.... like i said...... Why do I or anyone have to answer to johnny's geriatric behind? I refuse to do so.. HE IS A NOBODY

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This thread delivered...lol

At this point, it wouldn't even matter...

Let me tell you how dumb he is...

He could have had derailed this thread way early in the game, copped to it, been like "And?", and kept it moving...

But he fell for the whole thing, hook, line and sinker...

He displayedall the the classic signs-

Denial
Anger
Rage
Abandonment
Terror
Resistance
Fear
Sorrow
Moistness
B*tchazzness
Depression
Bi-Polarism
Remorse
Acceptance

You witnessed his meltdown live here in Technicolor or should I say...

BLACK and White!

:-D!

PLEASE!

^Denial^

+1

Did you just +1 yourself...?

+1

Till im blue in the face NM NH

can someone post up the shit talking form mastermind/blackone that let up to the battle with construct where mastermind ultimately ended up pussying out?

Of COURSE...

Classic "Split Personality" Behavior....

Who else would rep him, besides himself?

That's standard operating procedure for "Them".

It started in the DJ KHALED SUCKS!!! Thread ->serato.com

(Wait, that's kinda like how the Kid Capri thread went too.....)

Anyway, CONSTRUC posted some vid of Khaled, that well, didn't include Khalid, and "Mastermind" said -

Then someone said -

Then Mastermind does a misquote and says -

Bezzle says -

Mastermind says -

DJ Alchemy says -

Mastermind says -

Construc says -

Mastermind -

Construc -

Mastermind -

Construc -

And here are....

Wait a minute...

Didn't the same thing happen in that Kid Capri thread too?

Y'all need to come up with new material.....

This is a RE-RUN...

I remember that thread. Construc laid out the challenge and delivered the smackdown.

kinda reminds me when I challenged a certain someone here to a battle knowing good and well I'd likely lose (I'm not a battle DJ) and they dodged and went suddenly silent.

Funny how that works...

bump

Still here....

Oh, I understand you have a VIDEO out....

Nice work!

Watchwww.youtube.com

salty!!!!


nm nh

Don't you mean Ashy?

LMAO!

naw ... you salty


nm nh

Bwahahahaha

And, like I've proven...

You can't even PROVE you're a DJ...

OK ... i'm not a dj ..... sounds good ....

:)


nm nh

I post where i track ........... coward !!!


nm nh

Dude, y'all killin' dude...

I wasn't even IN that thread, and he's STILL MAD....lmao.

I can't wait for him to change his mind and say that it's SO PEACEFUL in there without me...

This dude DEFINITELY wears this -> www.djjohnnym.com

What does that even mean?

imma let you figure it out ...... coward


nm nh

you that was the JAMMMMM

I'm not tracking that thread loser...lmao.

i never even read all this until now........

you have too much time on your hands......

Nope!!

MY GOSH

I'll say you do...

Hell, how many accounts do you have tracking sh*t again?

Lotta skirts being pulled lately....

Serato CSI on the job...

And you're RIGHT, at the time I DID have mad time on my hands at work...

Gettin' paid to post....

That's some CLASSIC *ISH right thurr...

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IM here all day .... not avoiding like you coward


nm nh

fail


nm nh

i will like to remind you that my iphone can log into this website so i can call you coward on the go

:)

nm nh

What EXACTLY am I avoiding again?

A thread SOMEBODY ELSE made up about me BEGGING them to Battle them?

Again?

Man look...

I completely HULK SMASHED "A-Train" in a House "Battle"....and what did it get me?

lol...

Nothing....

Nada...

Nil...

Just like the amount of Gigs you have....

you seriously get paid to post?
stuffmonsterslike.com

if that was true you'd have 10 zxa5's by now, cause you be poooostinnnn!
www.google.com

And I see that you think about me so much that you NEED that convenience of a "Smart Phone", so you can act DUMB...

lmao @ your phone being smarter than you.

im on my ipad now ..... calling you coward!!!!

nm nh

Is this True??? You assumed a new identity just to return???

Just like you....a failure!

Are we concerned about what ANOTHER DJ has or doesn't have again?

serato.com

fail like your diet plan!!!!


:)

nm nh

Now you seeing The Fake One for what he rally is.

So THAT'S your problem..huh?

Wow i gotta take a break i just found out something isn't what it seems on the internet.
please excuse me.

I'm man enough to put my real pics up. No need for Fakeness.

(Hmmm now she is resorting to personal attacks...She Mad!)

Yeah read the entire post. LOL

so what i'm saying isn't true? you don't be posting like all day? errrday?

i mean shit sometimes you make 3 or 4 replies before anyone has a chance to respond


don't act like you don't be posting up a storm!

lol, Joee is trying to sweet talk The Fake One into post a mix...

ANY damn mix.....

Just ANYTHING...

This dude talkin' bout cuttin' up Freestyle over a Hiphop beat....




















But be talkin' about "Smooth Mixes" and sh*t on his Bozak...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

Trust he's got multiple levels of Fakeness...we've only scratched the surface.....

^ a don't say i didn't try........lol

Didn't I tell you I GET PAID to post?

lol.

I see your work Joee, that's why I don't even need to comment...

Y'all already KNOW the deal...

A LOT of skirts have been pulled lately....

WTF??? He's Not...

you sir are a lier .........YOU LIE

I'm over here DYING!

Look but dont post .... coward !!!


nm nh

www.djjohnnym.com

And when he's all dolled up....

www.djjohnnym.com

scary you have that save in your server ..... please use NO HOMO

nm nh

A pig with lipstick

NO! I ALMOST BUSTED A GUT (NoPeopleMover) when you said

"The scary part is that he said he been practicing that shit. LMAO"

YOOOOUUU LIIIIEEEE!!!!!

Like that's gonna save you....

SMFH!!!!

the NO CRED COWARD .... carry on


nm nh

THIS shit is hilarious over herrrrrr


got to love the serato forum ,who needs tv?

how much are you getting paid to post......????


bawahahahahahahahaha!!!

nm nh

I'm not getting paid right now, because NOW I'm off the clock, and should have been home by now, but y'all got me CTFU over here....

About 45 bucks an hour....

i'm seriously dying out here...

Why does the tip jar have a dollar in it CTFU!!!

Lizette Melendez mashed with Sir Mix Alot Watchwww.youtube.com

Ummm...The Black One if that stands for.....


















Tranny.....

cool ..... i totally believe you too!!!!



nm nh

now you talking about trannys ..... SMFH!

nm nh

o i got you, your at work , sapose toooo be working but instead your on the serato forum


so YOU LIE.....your not getting payed to post ,your just posting while you getting payed


you keep keeping on i'm not mad at that

lmao, like if you DIDN'T that would make a difference...

You say To-may-toe, I say To-MA-toe...

A check is a check...rite?

Joee...stop. You are derailing the thread buddy.

also getting paid to photo shop another dudes pic with some gay shit!!!!

SMFH....

nm nh

can i just say that it's thursday night , can't wait till 10pm to watch scandal

No that's gay to say.

Yeah, man...

Can we get back on topic here?

^ ^^

bawwwhahahahahahahaahah

Hold on ... switching to my mac pro .... ... carry on coward !!


nm nh

yes ... please keep it on topic coward ....

btw .... How is your clown training going???

nm nh

www.djjohnnym.com

So let's see...

Can The_Fake_One come up with ANYTHING ORIGINAL?

theres no shame in my game i watch scandal ,the shit is serious son


i always said to my wife man i don't want to see that shit, than i say it on netflix and watched it, it's the truth

AHHHH good old netflix!!!!


nm nh

mac makes eyeliner?????

nm nh

NO CRED / COWARD is on some home trip!!!
eyeliner, trannys, photoshoping other mans photo with homo shit....


nm nh

*HOMO


nm nh

just post a quick mix than they will shut up



only if it's dope thou......if not you already know

No evidence of that thus far. ...

You call him no cred...but he posted a mix. He got more than you.

johnny scratches with his middle finger......all delicate like

And NO CRED wasn't even his idea!

Still dick riding the originators

you on that HOMO trip too?

nm nh

Clearly if everybody has that idea about you we all can't be wrong.

it's you , lucy , barbara and that RU cat on that HOMO trip!!!!

imma go ahead and let you guys sword fight!!!!


nm nh

Not to be confused with Who DJ Ru.

It's you all 4 (WITH NO CRED)

nm nh

Don't you have a TKA/Gangsarr mashup to work on?

Gangstarr

The Bangladesh Edit

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Awww man.....

CLASSIC...

^ you back?

Yeah, the wife doesn't pay me to post....

I gotta step my misquote game up! Ya'll got me rollin'... LoL


(nm)

My bad...I guess you're the expert...

You should seriously start paying ROYALTIES for all the stuff you post...

Everything you say should have a damn Footnote and Credit Page for who you steal the lines from....

Why so mad tho???

nm nh

*[1] - Version of "You Mad" - No real Serato Authors, but biting none the less...

Please continue....

:)

nm nh

sit your wrinkle ass down old timer .... mIm


nm nh

and wile your up old timer .... wipe all that egg off your face!!!!


nm nh

Just when you thought it was safe to eat Shark Bites......

stream1.gifsoup.com

lol

You and I both

;-)

nm/h

serato.com

Full circle....

Bwhahahahahahaha

Now the question is, what did HE know and when did he know it?

LMAO


aight I'm done,

Nm

lol

Hey, I'm not mad at you for sticking up for him...

Shows a lot of pride!