just don't be mad when she's going home with some one else

+1 if she's really into you she'll stay. Only girls that ever came to my gig was x of 5 1/2 yrs but she was also the shooter girl at that time at the club i was dj'ing lol..but when i did private parties she was always there. Boy do i miss her :(

lol she wont do that i know her very well,but another thing is if a guy comes and takes her out to dance,but i dont think so cuz there going to think im the bf and shes going to be with me.

They will end up annoying your girl to pass on requests to you

ha! Ain't that the truth right here...

Both of you just need to be aware of what might happen at the gig and make sure it doesn't cause any problems. If any of the examples below might cause problems, ask her not to go.

a) Girls might hit on you.
b) Guys might hit on her.
c) Girls might hit on her. lol
d) Guys may want to dance with her.

etc...

Chicks like that are good chicks.


lol forreal huh ima leave her as a security or something jk.

Yeah you got a point there now im thinking i should just tell her to stay home,because a lot of parties i do i meet a lot of chicks and can get some numbers lol,but honestly i really do want to take her she is a fun chick,no lie this might be the future lady.

Well, take her. This will be the test whether she can handle a DJ.... cause a lot of girls will tell you this and that but at the end of the day, they start getting jealous and shit.

AMEN!

then again, "Dont Leave Your girl around me.... " LMAO!

yeah huh,good idea sixxx or she can dance with me while im djing lol not a good thing to do though

It's cool. I dance with my girl from time to time when she comes to the club with me. "Hold on, I gotta switch the song"... hahahaha

lol (johnny gets the chick by the waist doesnt leave her alone)

aint no such thing

e) guys may hit on you if you play any boy george

Fixed!

you might as well take her and know what she's up to than leave her at "home" and wonder all night...I had an awesome girl when I was younger. she'd go to all my gigs and dance with my friends in my crew. at the end of the night she'd dance with me and go home with me. (NM)

was up blue demon aka latindj,yeah im going to take her ima do what sixxx does dance with her from time to time then tell her i gotta change the song lol

Thats a girl you gotta stick to those are the kind of girls i like that are always there for you.

my girlfriend has been to maybe 3 of my gigs over the past year and a half (i dj every weekend). i'm ok with that.

Heres the bottom line, IT REALLY DONT MATTER, a girls gonna do what a girls gonna do, if shes like that then it dont matter if you leave her at home or take her out because if you leave her at home shell be on the phone sendin out home alone invites and if you take her and shes like that shes gonna be stockpiling numbers all night, a hoe gonna be a hoe a trick gonna be a trick, so what it boils down to is if she wants to go or not

Personal experience?

take ti to PM guys (NM)

what's ti?

hahaha

Wow! i was waiting for someone to say that. I know this forum to well. lol thought it woulda been bezzle but u beat him to it. for the record i do like karma chameleon. so guess that makes me gay right?

Not at all... but you said, playing a specific song would prompt a gay guy to hit on you...

well boy george is gay...that should sum it up

Why would u consider bringing a cock blocker to your party?

i take my gf to a gig and now she is djing and undercutting me.... go fucking figure... lol

Oh. Okay nm

lol

at least its better then the last one snapping off tonearms when i would go gig :p

wow like i didn't know u were going to switch that on me. how mature :)

My girl goes with me pretty much to all my gigs. I even tell her to go out with her friends and stuff like that and she says no! She says she rather go to my parties even if she's just sitting there all bored.

that's a keeper

my x was the spitten image of this till she thought i was cheated on her and we started fighting alot..i always went home to her but her friends would make up bullshit and lies about me and she believed them unfortunately.

I say that's NOT a keeper. She's just there to keep an eye on him. Why would anyone go to anyone's gig if she was bored OTHER THAN to make sure he's being an angel. lol

I said, fine.

nm

disagree maybe she actually loves him as my x girlfriend loved me. She didn't care what she was doin as long as she was me. we hung out in the booth most of the team we were all over eachother because we were in love and we made it fun regardless

with me* time*

lol. thats all u seem to do is quote ppl. boy am i glad i have better things to do with my life

obviously thats not a keeper if shes your ex

My wife has never been to my residency of 5 years.

you just verified his post..SHE WAS THERE TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR Ps and Qs, she was a jealous chick THATS WHY YOU WERE ARGUING, jealously is def not a keeper trait

she was young and in love with me. i always behaved eventhough chicks would hit on me right infront of her..i adored her she was an incredibly cool chick who was so down to earth and the best sex i ever had..now what are u so mad about? what's really the problem here? i can get u help

read the title of the thread, my only comment is - don't do it. she will get bored and will get mad. if you do, make sure she brings a couple friends

so why arent yall still together?

Never take sand to the beach

That's right there. She tells it to me all the time. It don't matter if we're in Disneyland or at my club, she likes to be with me and honestly, I like being with her too. She's awesome. The times she hasn't been to the club with me, I kinda feel weird. And yes, she's a keeper, that's why I married her. ;)

Stop right there... ex-girlfriend... that's suspect already.

Wait... you quoted me too. hahahaha

You mean... MISQUOTE...

Damn it... beat me to it...

You've been married how long? I'd like to revise this thread in a few years.

Oh, and how long you were dating before you got married?

.... that's the problem. You two are in the "honeymoon" part of your relationship/marriage.

everyone knows never bring sand to da beach

Good for you Woody!

My girl comes to any gig she can and when she's there she's always looking out for my gear and making sure nobody fucks around with it. She knows how valuable my gear is and if some shit happens it wont be a good night!

probably true on more than 1 level lol

We might be in the honeymoon phase, but before that, we dated for 3 years.

lol

Now you're lying.... I can't go into the secret vault though. So, I will stop here.

lol!!

lol I'm not. We met on May of 2008, we started dating on June 26th of 2008, and we got married on June 23, of 2011.

times were hard when the economy hit real bad, we were living in an apartment i was working a day job and dj'ing, she was working her day job. Eventhough we lived together I was always coming and she was going..I'd come home from work and she'd be out the door. We fought alot and both said things we regret. She thought it was best we took time away from eachother so i agreed cuz we were at eachothers throats. she ended up meeting a guy she knew from highschool a "friend" so called and he basically picked up my slack. He's in the army and is supporting her. I reached out to her and apologized of how i treated her when we were together. i said some things i shouldn't have i stressed with my job and took it out on her at times. Sometimes u don't know what u got till it's gone. After we broke up I kept hearing from all my friends and peers that they coulda sworn we were gonna get married..i agreed and said unfortunately things didn't work out and she's moved on..end of story

so she left when things were hard so someone else couild take care of her...dude she WASNT a keeper

I agree. But what i didn't tell u is that her father died and her mom is an alcoholic. she has emotional issues and is very fragile. She needed someone to take care of her. I was always dj'ing and unfortunately couldn't fill that shoe. But I'm happy she has moved on.. here's what i wrote when i reached out to her on fb and her reply..again this is my x of 5 1/2 yrs who was also my first true love..

Sarah,

I didn't know how to get ahold of you so I figured this was the best approach. I never got to say goodbye when you left JCP and I never got to tell you how sorry I am for how I treated you when we were together I messed up big time. Times were ruff and I was very stressed with work and never meant to take it out on you because I know at times I did. I truly apologize and you deserve better. We had alot of good times together and I'll remember them always.

Anyways I hope things are looking bright for your future. You were and always will be my first true love.

-Steven
-P.S.
You don't have to respond back I just wanted to reach out to you as a friend so please don't take it the wrong way. I hope your mom is doing well as well as your relationship with Steve.



Her reply-

Steven, thank you for reaching out to me. I felt the same way when I left, and not getting to say good bye. It brought tears to my eyes when I saw you had wrote in my cards it meant a lot to me! I wasn't always as understanding and supportive as I should have been either. I want you to know that you are still the most kind hearted person I know. That's the best quality to have! I'm sure while readding this you've pick out some spelling mistakes. You were always good at grammer. Lol I wish the best of luck to you too, and hope you are on your way to becoming a world renoun dj. P.s I hope your family is doing well, I hope everything is well with your new little nephew or niece. And if you see Nanna and Papa Joe tell them I said hello! Take care, ---sarah--

Damn. The forums just turned into DeGrassi: The Next Generation. Where's Drake?

lol..i know right i normally don't put my life out there like that and i totally jacked the thread but he asked so i answered...my mistake

All good. DAYS OF OUR LIVE: SERATO EDITION

she DEFINATLEY was NOT a keeper!!!

slowly backs away and sits patiently for johnny to see this

ill take one order of popcorn AND nachos AND a king size drink cause i dont wana miss ANY of this

Na man someone like that needs help and i did all i could. After her father died i helped her and her mom move and even helped paint there house, i never asked for a dime i did it because i cared about her.

audio1 ALWAYS has good advice, heres one for you

yes and there are proofessional places that can do that but SHE......WAS.......NOT......A.....KEEPER!!!

that's fine if he wants to make funny of me because i threw my life out there for the serato forum then he's the one making himself look bad. so go ahead and hate it's only going to make me a stronger person. People like that need to have their ass kicked it's about respect.

i think we need a new forum rule,

check your emotions at the door,

unless its anger

I was her b/f so I did everything or anything i could to comfort her. She was like a shopaholic when we moved into our apartment i'd come home and she'd be buying all this shit we couldn't afford but she worked alot so i just let it slide and that was her way of dealing with stress so i let it go cause i'd do the same except spend money on drinks lol..

i did that once...didnt turn out so well

SHE......WAS.......NOT......A.....KEEPER!!!

well when your in love your in love..is that all u have to say?

SHE











WAS







NOOOOOOTTTT





A




KEEEEPPPPPEEERRRR

truth

first love is usually the worst cause you're totally immature about things like realism and compatability and have this stupid notion that "love conquers all" and that all the fighting and arguing *must* mean that it's a good relationship since there's passion.

You usually can't see past the "love" part to know that you were probably ridiculously incompatible and should have broken up 3 months into the relationship.

Eventually you grow up... well some of you do - I know some friends who keep on making the same mistakes over and over and over again and you just want to smack them.

and tecniq.... all the problems you're talking about, she wasn't a keeper dude. you may have loved her, but she wasn't a good chick to wife up.... soo is dead on with what he said

HOLY SH*T...

Dude, you been watching the Oxygen network too much...

You should write for Cosmopolitan or sumhin...

Real tear jerker there...

:) raises hand. Ive taking dating whores and emotionally unstable lunitics from a hobby to a science, its a cornerstone of my life at this point. I mean statistically speaking doing the same thing over and over enough times is bound to give you different results eventually right. I think i just MIGHT be getting over the hump though :)

as for the op, bring your chick if you want... just have her bring a few girlfriends to keep her occupied. she's gonna do what she's gonna do regardless of whether she's sitting home "alone" while you're at the club, or if she's there and getting it on with other dudes on the sly. and if she's loyal, she'll be loyal at home or in the club.

same here... except they always seem normal at first... it's like "finally a normal, stable chick" it's not til you're in deep that the crazy bitch comes out and you realize you're in the same situation again.

+100000

YUUPPP!!!

fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again.

Great words by a wise man lol

and if you learned anything from the past relationships, you should be dropping her as soon as you find out she's a crazy bitch.

^^^ you learn to see the red flags after enough times.... even when they try to hide the crazy. sometimes your dick makes you ignore the red flags though (nm)

see thats my problem, i operate under the assumption that if a girls dumb enough to fuck me then i need to figure out a way to make it work.....the reality is i should be questioning the mental or emotional stability of any girl who would fuck me in the first place.

me: well whats up you wanna go back to my place
her: sure lets go
me: ......wow no telling waht kinda creeps your used to fucking if you said yes to that theres something wrong with you on your way shooo

Oh damn. I go to lunch and this is what happens? lmao!!!

Damn Woody. My apologies. I seriously thought you were with that girl for 6 months!!!!
hahahaha

How time flies.

nm

lol

ROTFL!!! That had me laughing! lol

take her, i go see several of my friends all the time and its cool to hang in the booth and get free drinks :)

besides if you say no she'll think somethings up

plus if shes cool shell prob have some drinks and talk to other girls and just be chill and fun

No, the CRAZY ones are the best jumpoffs...

You just cant' give them pertinent info like...

Your name, where you life, your real cell number, where you work...

You know, easy stuff to hide....

+ ELEVENTY BILLION...

This ain't no damn self help group....

Man up.

And maybe you'll get some roadhead on the ride home :) -see profile pic

well if all you're looking for is a roll in the sack, sure keep going with the crazy ones, I've stuck it in the crazy many times and they're often great in bed... but if you're looking for a keeper, drop em.

"ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh" -DRIZZY

wow, I never even noticed that in your pic....

--thats table head lol

apparently the experts have clasified this lol





i always wandered why tec had a pic of his ass as his avatar in a forum full of guys

lol..yes it is and she was a red headed fire crotch with a mean set of lips.

ron weasely?? (NM)

it was at a rave party and i think she was on some extasy..

hahaha

hahahahahaha!!!!!

no it was carrot top! j/k. you can clearly tell from the pic it was a girl :) are u jealous bezzie?

You win.

I am.

Props.....IF THAT'S YOU.

do we have any photoshop experts who can validate that pic

I'm sayin...

The minute cats start lyin on their D*ck, on a MESSAGE BOARD, we'd need to update the rules and regulations of Registration.

she was one of the dancers. i was spinnin some breakbeats and house i was all fucked up. She was a smoker so I knew she liked things around here mouth. LOL..i think it was a friend who took the pic it was so long ago.

+1 for getting dome at a gig
+10 for pics or it didn't happen - and providing pics...

Man, I don't care what Beezle and 'em cat say, you are OK IN MY BOOK!

i would hope so, if he layed out in the sun for a good day id swear he was your son

+1

He is....

www.starwars.com

LOL!!

youtu.be

man, i've been seeing that photo around the internets for years. it's so not him.

Say it ain't so....

lol..we got a winner. guys it's not me lol i am only messing with you ;) but he does have the same built as me. tall and thin lol..all of my dj friends even thought it was me when i put it on my fb hahaha..i look identical to the guy in the pic except im more built now.

I only have the pic cause it says "please support your local dj's" lol it's one epic picture. i tried puttin my dj logo on here as my pic but it's way to big and too wide to fit as an avatar.

You lied on your D*ck.

Oh, my god.

yeh i wanted to see who would actually catch on and do some research lol. i knew someone was going to call me out on it soon...haha good eye

What kinda NON DJ'ING, NON GIRL GETTIN (Shady), LYIN' ON HIS D*ck on the INTERNET...

Dude, you've broken all KINDS of DJ/ManLaws out this beyoch...

www.djjohnnym.com

www.enstru-mental.com

It was all in good fun i was eventually going to post that it wasn't me. Least I wasn't trying to lie about and still claim it was me after i got called out.

Ummm...how COULD YOU?

Oh, man you fail in so many different ways, styles, and languages, that it's hard to keep up.

www.djjohnnym.com

****releases the hounds****

I am so disappointed. I'm sitting here reading the last 100 messages and it ends like this. I was thinking like johnny for a minute. Techniq gained a few points with me and then lost them that quick. In fact you lost more than you gained.

EXACTLY!

Muhfuggahs got NO SHAME. How you gonna lie on ya D*ck? Really?

Non-P*ssy gettin' muhfuggah.

lol. i don't really care it was a joke. i have had this avatar ever since serato allowed avatars. For example you have an avatar of yoda and that's not really you either.

And you KNOW if you have to LIE on ya D*ck, you lying about ERRYTHING ELSE....

you can claim that but i confirmed it wasn't me in the picture..just like sparky has a avatar of chevy chase and like you have an avatar of good times vinyl.

just do a mastermind and leave with the tiny little bit of creditability you have left,
which isn't much at this stage

thanks Chevy Chase. Whens the next xmas flick?

Umm..no somebody ELSE confirmed it wasn't you Mr. American Pie.

did i ever claim to be him, thats the differance

LOL..american pie? good one bro. He called me out and i confirmed it was not me atleast i didnt go along with it.

WHAT?

He's so low on credibility, he caused the US's rating to drop to AA+.

I swear fo' gawd, I didn't know some cats could REALLY so professional a failing in life...

I mean, this dude has awards in failure....

And I bet those DJ's trophies were really for getting 3rd and 4th place for selling Girl Scout cookies...

Poser.

No you didn't now let's have a party for you. *difference*

Cuz you were cold busted...and to tell the truth, I STARTED to look in the interweb, but I was like, "NAH, He wouldn't LIE so blantantly about that...."

smh...

I'm mad at myself for believing you....

Cool man. upload your club set already cause im still going to post mine.

Goes to show how gullible you are. Bravo! :)

lol

LOL! Yeah RIGHT.

You DON'T have a club set.

You DON'T have a club.

You DON'T even have a GIRL.

What makes you think I would waste any USEFUL time beating you furter into the ground?

You can call me out all u want or speak of how fake I am. I haven't back down to one single battle. So i may of lost big deal atleast i put in the time and effort to post a video and prove myself. Hate on...

It's like I want to take a Poll...

How many of you think "Yeah, he got me - Ha ha - Fooled DJJOHNNYM"

OR

Nah, that dude is FUGAYZEE - Hasn't told the truth ONCE on this forum...

I can take it...

Man, you aren't even WORTH being hated on. You're less than a man.

Wow, lying on ya D*ck.

WTF is this Serato High?

smh...

Man, I wish DJ AM could see how much of a poser you are....

No wonder he never returned your letters.......STAN.

I'm leaving work now, but I"m sure I'll login when I get home...

Stay tuned.

i think someone's at his door, so you could say he saved by the bell

LOL. okay man

1. No! I don't have a club set yet cuz my deck is broke. However I did post one of mine already and suprisingly got props for it.

2. I don't have a club but yet I have a fb with tons of pics gigging at them.

3. I don't have a girl, cuz i been thru some shitty relationships nore do i want to get involved in one right now as im far too busy working 2 jobs. But I do have girls that are DTF and im not complaining.

so is this like the 3 cups game, spot the lie

No more like 2 girls 1 cup and your the one shitting in it.

dude even my shit would have more creditibility then you right now, if i say it smells you better believe it

LOL good one. Do you wanna battle me or do you want to keep that credibility? It's an offer :)

there you go into battle mode again,

thing is i'm not a battle dj.........

sound familiar

cool so club battle? u seem to always want to call me out so now it's your turn. i already lost once i may lose again. if u keep talking then im going to keep calling ur name and haunt you in ever post as you have me. Deal?

my turn*

If we battle and I win I get to pick on your for the rest of your life on the serato forum. I have called the shots this isn't a game to me. "I didn't hear no bell"

i have nothing to prove, haunt me all you want
i'll have ray parker jr on repeat

okay then exactly as i thought :)

was nice doin business with you. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out :) come again

what ever kid getting your panties in a twist becuase you have no creditibility

your still talking? i love shit talkers now it's my turn. Let me know when your ready to be a man and step up to the plate im ready to get to work.

credibility? Battle me and i will prove that credibility. I already gave u a choice. You like to run your mouth on the forum as i see. And im being called the poser? Atleast i SHOWED up to the battle.

your like a lil wind up doll, keep going, i got nothing to prove, did i ever say i was better now, i suggest you lose that chip on your sholder,

you get called on everything because all you do is talk shit

And you dont? sorry i have alot of adrenaline and i like a good challenge. it's not about who's better but your talk is starting to piss me off so now it's my turn chevy chase. I'm not here to play games this isn't fucking highschool. U want to talk shit then why not battle and prove who really has the upper hand? Are you ready to go down that road sir.

like i said i have nothing to prove, you probably would beat me on the cut, but i never said i was better so what have i got to prove nothing,

your one one that came these forums with everything to prove calling out everyone from what i can see,
when i have something to prove i'll let you know

waiting...

while your waiting you might as well fix that deck

okay so then why not just leave me alone as i have done you? If you leave me be I have no problem but if you keep calling me out and try and make me look stupid im going to make you look like a fool. I'm the one who has the upper hand right now. Not because of my skill cuz Im not really sure what u can do. But the ball is on my side of the court now. If you keep fucking with me then im going to keep calling u out for a battle. it's a simple as that. You don't see me quoting you and dick riding forums now do you. keep practicing cause you don't want any of this. "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here" lol- had to quote that from back to the future :P

So then you DO wanna battle?

what ever kid, we all know who talks the shit around here
if your so battle ready i suggest the dmc's

and still u keep talking. I hardly talk shit on here. I only talk shit cause ppl like you piss me off cause u think u know the whole god damn world and never admit when your wrong that's all half these dudes do on here. I'm not ready for the dmc's but im ready to battle you :) soo keep talking man im just gonna keep calling u out in every thread.

i look forward to having a shadow

Man im lost i gotta read all these to keep up now lol

Guess what the chick im taking is also taking more girls like 6 so its gonna be good eh.

Great maybe that shadow can teach you some skill and respect. I have been ganged up on by numerous dudes on this forum. All of you have this 'click" which is fine cause i love being the underdog in the end i will win. I have already declared battle but you keep having smart ass remarks to say. Your forgetting that the ball is on my side of the court now and the game is about to be served. Keep talking.....

Sorry Johnny there's alot of dudes in here that like to jack the thread up cause they have nothing better to do. I'm the one they pick on they all feed off me it must be jealousy. Hope you get some tail!

I know this is off subject, by why do people keep putting (NM) at the end of their posts?

If anything your the one that will be in my shadow :)

I never figured that lingo out either lol..dont think i been on the forum long enough..i thought it meant "Nevermind" but im not sure.

yeah I thought so too, but some of em are using it out of context if that's the case.

I thought the same thing lol. i don't know man im not on the forum as much to even know what it means. I would ask johnny or bezzle they both seem to use it

Oh forreals whats up with that?

Yeah you know it =)

I guess cause i battle johnny and lost to him juggling chic's good times on vinyl and i talked mad crap about how i'd beat him and he won by pulling other dj's routines that the 4 fathers of the dj world have done yrs before i was born lol..basically im like bait to them now oh and also because i like DJ AM and claimed he's a legend and half the forum disagreed with me. They are just jealous of alot of things. I really don't understand it.

1.) Man, Betty Crocker can mix a better "Club Set" than you.

2.) I'm sure those are FAKE FB pics.

3.) And you must be mistaken me for someone who actually GIVES A F*ck about your Asexual Adventures.



That's his new name...


















DJ NO-Cred!

Tell you what son, get a chick to make a VIDEO of herself saying that YOUR MIXING IS HOT....

Until then, you fail miserably.

okay man upload ur club set so i can work on mine...please just do it for me till then don't talk or type another sentence. i told u im still going to post mine so i am very eager to hear ur mixing all ur old popped up vinyl records...im sure good times would mix well with le freak so maybe try that for starters :)

So people can't change your words around likes this and make you look gay...

(NM) means no misquote...It's a Veteran Serato Forum thing (nm)

DJ NoCred,

Yeah, that has a nice ring to it...

you can keep quoting me and calling me names so im going to keep calling u out to upload your club set and it better not have good times in it either. Everyone knows good times won't go down at the club in this age u'd prob get laughed at.

DJ..i talk alot of crap but can only juggle my chic records and scratch but have no idea on what a club set consist of nore any other music knowledge other than chic's album and rock the bells....has a better ring to it.

DJ NoCred, you know good and well, ANYTHING I do using ANY records will WAX YOU again...

Cool i'll take that challenge again just gotta get my deck fixed. Mind you this isn't a "battle" it's whoever has the best club set. I'm in

I ain't letting you ride my coat tails...

You better battle Beezle.

You need some "Cred", you're lucky I respond to some of your posts.

Already told bezzle i would battle him. To be honest i think your really scared cause u know i'll actually win a club setting.

Did you ever battle that internet trash talker GTFO?

No he never battled me and just stop leaving me alone. he has quoted me in any threads..im not sure what happened to him

hasnt*

dude why does every thread turn into whose dick is bigger?

cause i have the biggest one and they are all jealous.

has misquote written all over it (nm)

Not me bro!

They just jealous....

Wanna see?

Watchwww.youtube.com

regardless.... every gig should be treated as any office position, retail position, etc.... if you can get a girl to respect that and know where her boundaries are, then you are in the money... we are all human so things can slip, but it depends how severe it is.

Looks like DJ NoCred derailed this thread. nm

Im not sure if anyone noticed but in the "band VS DJ " thread tec told me he couldnt argue with me anymore because he had to get ready for a date with a shot girl from his club......from the timestamps i dout that was true either but if it was i can only picture that poor girls face as she sat their at the taco bell bored as hell watching tec furiously type on his phone and pound on the table only stopping to challenge the other customers who were asking him to quiet down to battle him in a club set once his tec was fixed

Don't Do IT.

and the backpedal award for 2011 goes tooooooooooooo......

DJ NoCred!!!!!

Man, you CAN NOT make this stuff up...

This dude is uncanny.

Glad to see you still have your obsession with me. I'm not the one quoting you all day on a forum. This is the huge difference between us. I have better things to do with my life and you obviously don't.

LOL at quoting to tell someone your not quoting them

No, I work on computers ALL DAY, that's my job...

I get PAID to quote.

It's too damn easy to get him with his everyday slipups...

I try to wait for the more intricate ones....

he quotes me every single time. if he didn't i would never reply to see what im getting at? you do the exact same its like u both feed off me it's uberly gay. im waiting to see which of you will ask me to dinner.

LOL

I already TOLD YOU, you look like you ate, with all that BROWN STUFF under your nose after begging Shady for some attention...

you have the worst comebacks in human history...

That's funny, you USED to be a FAN....or should I say....

STAN?

expert? (NM)

plz stop :( im starting feel sad for you. that was so god damn cheesy. jump out the window of your cubicle and save yourself from more embarassment :)

I KNOW you aren't talking! With that Journal of your failure at women and life in general that you blogged about on here...

You need to pick up a Women's Day, and a box of tissue, and cry yourself to sleep.

And you need a tapon cause your dripping with insecurities. You must be on your period cause your acting like a woman right now. I have some errands to run so i'll pick up a copy of home & garden for you :)

That's funny, just the other day you said -


DJ Tecniq 10:02 AM 28 August 2011 Quote:


You give me props even when I'm dissin' you.

Errands? Oh, Mommy Dearest must be crackin' that whip again...

We all know why you really quote me Johnny. And the sad truth is that my comebacks actually get a rise out of you but sorry I don't swing that way. You can pretend to ride my dick all you want but I'm into females sorry to break the news to you.

www.djjohnnym.com

And there's Bezzle with the gif's. I swear you both must work across from eachother. That must be annoying

Here's Tecniq..



It's funny cause he's said the same thing soooo many times....



BUT YET DJ NOCRED CAN'T STOP TYPING. I guess YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE...

so, that counts as another lie... lol

Naw son, I see I didn't raise you right...

It's hard to realize that you are straddling the fence. I see your weak attempts at gathering P*ssy, but always wind up being the brunt of jokes....

For that son, I have failed you as a father...

I will now take you out back and shoot you...

Now, the CRAZY thing here is that ME, Beezle, and sixxx are USUALLY on Polar Opposites of the forum....

But we all seem to agree on one thing....

But we all seem to agree on one thing.... and it doesn't even need to be said.

Since DJ NoCred is Asexual - I feel this applies - Watchwww.youtube.com

Tech, I'm going to give you some advice at this point. Logout. Create a new email address. And re-join the forum as a person with half a clue, humility and shred of credibility. You can remake yourself and not get clowned as long as you keep your trap shut and not let anyone know that DJ NoCred was you. At this point you have lost all credibility. If you told me the 4th of July was on July 4th, I would have to go look at a calendar to be sure; because if your lying ass said it, it couldn't possibly be true.

Your Skills? meh
Your Arguments? meh
Your Backpedaling? pro
Your Lying? all-star status

lol strange but true

Okay so I got 4 battles to prove? Great cause I'm going to get my rca's and a soldering kit to fix my turntable today :) When I beat you you can't quote me anymore on the forum and I will taunt you on this forum for the rest of your sad life. I really don't give a damn what you say Thundercat. This should be your intro for your mixset :)

Watchwww.youtube.com

LMAO!!!!

And Thundercat NEVER says ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE....lol!

Did you say he achieved ALL STAR STATUS when it comes to LYING?

Oh, this thread DELIVERS!

You can talk WHEN you beat me in a battle. Therefore I don't want your advice. The 4 of you have been licking the sweat from my balls in every post. Why won't you just get off my nuts. I have called you out and will keep doing so. If my skills are soo "meh" then why not just battle me and prove yourself. The balls in my hand on on my side of the court now what are you going to do? Please I'm am eagerly waiting to hear your answer. U should not speak if you can't bring your A game.

And if you have a "personal" problem with me then I'm going to keep calling you out on it. It's that simple. I don't know your skill nore do I know what you can do. I have challenged you to a battle are you ready to go down that road sir? I can drive ms. daisy all day :)

ewww

double EWWWW

OK do we OFFICIALLY have a new...>TONY LITTLE!!!

and that's all u can say? exactly what i thought bezzle. I have you in the palm of my hand. I'm still waiting for your club set :) you said u'd post something so how bout when u get off work today you actually do that. Have a great day at work cuz im sooo enjoying my day off :)

You sound real pathetic there son...

*****SMACKS your mother****

Well, so much for the Asexual comment....

It's confirmed...

You keep talking bezzle but you're the one who's being made a fool here. Why won't you just battle me you pathetic little pussy :) HAHAHAHAHA..

umm, what exactly does this mean? please clarify...is this a prison battle? (NH, NM)

Same for you Johnny..Please step up to me and challenge me to a club set. I have asked u numerous times. And you have even beat me already. In a club set I would own you. Why won't you just dust off your vinyl and upload your mixset :) It's not rocket science. Please just do it and prove yourself some more. Till then just shut up :)

Bezzle fucked with the post. Are you wanting to battle to? Cmon Nacho Libre :)

my goodness! so much hate and racism....you've got some serious short commings my friend. at least that's what your girl told me (which is why you having them female problems).

again..If you have a "personal" problem with me then address me and prove yourself in a battle. We'll see who the real winner is. I've just taken over this entire thread and I will call out whoever has a problem with me. Soooo.....i am waiting for the next response

Keep talking cause im going to keep calling you out like I have done everyone else here. Do you understand that cause im speaking english :)

You aren't worth my time anymore....I disown you.

LOL

fuck ima have to reread this thread

Exactly as i thought "YOU GAVE UP" dude...u've already beat me you have soo much to prove but your going to stop here? You are a failure...you dj sooo bad you got called out for a battle and didn't SHOW UP

So ya if theres anything to take away from this thread its def dont take your girl to the party....tec will try to battle her

its like the energizer douchebag

Everyone who's reading this on the forum is thinking "wow that dude Tecniq is no joke" yet you are being made the joke here. All u guys do is TALK and prove NOTHING. Keep talking and im going to keep calling out. From now on every thread u post in or quote me I'm going to call u out. The chips are in my hand and the cards have been dealt.

Exactly as i thought "YOU GAVE UP" dude...u've already beat me you have soo much to prove but your going to stop here? You are a failure...you dj sooo bad you got called out for a battle and didn't SHOW UP

No, I actually feel sorry for you since I demolished you with BASIC Teaser vids...

And when I say BASIC, I MEAN BASIC...(NoMichael).

I don't want to be the reason of you doing an "AM"....

I'm gonna go ahead and ignore you now. Remember I'm the one who called u out for a battle and u PUSSED out. You will be known for that on the forum. Good day :)

yup

You sure have some quotables -



So THAT'S what everybody is thinking?

That you are NO JOKE?

That DJ NoCred is NO JOKE?

lol noone pusse dout im waitin for you to finish your johnny battle...the one you pussed out on lol

I seem to remember him logged in on ustream ready to battle you...

You might want to review your notes....

lol can we get a show of hands


the serato web people are prob wandering why theres more traffic in this thread than the beta section

+1, its documented

All you can do is "BASIC" you are scared..don't feel bad. If you weren't scared you'd be down to battle. You keep quoting me and im going to call u out. I will taunt you in every thread imaginable and ruin it by calling you out every single time. Do you realise how much power I have over you right now? LOL..you are a joke!

Mr. Backpedal....

Just a second ago, you said....

Nevermind.....

LMFAO DDUE HE POSTED YOU DIDNT!!!!!

Keep quoting me cause i'm going to do the same thing as this thread is going NOWHERE. Soooo..are we going to battle or not? Till then shut your mouth and don't think or type another sentence..Have fun whacking off to porn in your cubicle :)

But, you can't even do BASIC stuff.....

Power? Really? lol....

I've got you so riled up, and flustered, that you'll probably bow down to your AM shrine, and ask for forgiveness, as you have failed him.

Don't speak anymore bezzle till you grow some balls and battle someone you sad little man.

You know I'm respectful of your mom, and save it for when I see her in person...

***sigh***

WTF? Why are you so concerned with male genetalia?

Really? If it's sooo "basic" then why not battle me to a club set sir? I have called u out and u PUSSED out! I own you and bezzle right now. As i have said before you keep quoting me im going to call u out. So why not battle me? If not I will taunt you on the forum in every post regardless of what the topic is. You think im joking but im the one calling the shots here. I am having too much fun with this :)

Keep quoting me and I'll keep calling you out Johnny
Keep quoting me and i'll keep calling you out Bezzle

I am the one who's running this shit now. I have called both of you out for a battle but u got a dick up your ass. Get that dick out your ass and just battle me for once. God is looking down on you shaking his head because your such a failure.

Like I said, I get PAID to quote..

Am i going to have to pay you to battle me to? I will send the payment to your PAYPAL :)

Wow, you REALLY are hung up about that Asexual thing, huh?

Wow, they really had you pegged....

Tell me, what is your vice again?

We have conseling for that...

We might as well close this thread cause your taking it NOWHERE. Everyone is reading this seeing how much of a pussy you are. Just prove yourself and battle me if not GTFO the thread :) have a nice day

Johnny & Bezzle's skills. Coulda sworn these 2 sounded similar "I'm a SCATMAN"
Watchwww.youtube.com

Man, the last time you even HAD P*ssy, was when P*ssy HAD YOU.

Great comeback man. Now battle me im just gonna keep calling you out you don't phaze me with your pathetic comebacks lol..im ready when you are

... And remember guys, I don't have time to waste. - Tony Little

Look DJ NoCred, I understand what you're trying to do, (gain some fame), but alas, I can't help you in your journey...

Be well my son.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!

is it just me or anybody here gettin kinda fed up with NoCred attitude ?

Raises hand
+1000

I'm actually amused and in awe...

I don't want fame but i wouldn't mind more viewers :) let me know when your ready to battle cause im not your son I don't juggle good times on vinyl or rock the bells. I do my own thing.

im in awe because ive never seen so many simotanious battle challenges...... we need a TEC VS thread on the VS channel where tec takes on the world......but dosent acutually show up to any battles.

Fame = More Viewers, which is what you're trying to achieve...

Not on my dime buddy.

It's funny how an OLD PLAYED OUT ROUTINE burned you to the ground....

All i want is to battle ppl that talk shit about me. Is that so much to ask? You don't have anything nice to say to me then don't fucking say it. Like i said GTFO the thread and just battle me to redeem your pathetic selves.

Im down to battle tongiht at 8pm, live, USTream U ready??

TONIGHT 8PM USTREAM

I have already called the shots and have challenged you to a battle. Tell you what when u get off work today work on your clubset then plz upload it so i can laugh at it and hound you for the rest of your life.

I accept, TONIGHT 8PM USTREAM

At one time he challenged the entire BOARD, (or anyone in whatever thread that was), and since everyone ignored him, he's singularly trying to get put on...

Its a shame when people don't even acknowledge your requests.....

GO BEZZLE !



now were talkin ...... ! i have 3000 ++ follower on twitter and around 7000 on facebook , ill promote this battle if you want , cmon ...... lets do this !

HEY!

Wotch your mouth young man.

Awwww sheeett!!!!


















I still got my money on Tecniq....

perfect! that's all i wanted to hear.

(it wont be worth promoting i suck lol)

so youll be battling tonight 8pm on ustream??

Coat tail rider..

I don't know how to use ustream but i'll figure it out. i may even do a video mix

But so does he....

Even playing field...

Im down for a vdeo mix off

No, just figure the sh*t out, aint' got no time for you to make up an excuse of why you couldn't do the video mix.

pst/est?

ohh so you have VSL?

CPT

YEZER

great well currently it's only 1:51 pm here in FL the forum says 5:50 pm now??

THAT'S RIGHT SUCCCKKKKAAAAA!!!!!!

Beez gonna HANDLE THOSE NUTS OF YOURS!

GOOD CATCH!

Yeah, what time are you mo-fo's in?

Like what time is it RIGHT NOW?

so 6pm PST (for cali, right?)

Lol..i guess we'll see WOW this should be fun. I'm only rocking 1 deck and a cd deck..fuck it!

Beez, what time is it where you're located?

12:53

No time for excuses, didn't you say your dude was comin' by to solder something for you?

I'll even post this on my facebook :) sure all my friends would want to tune in

So you're in Central, and DJ NoCred is in Eastern..

gave me a link and ill promote it .... and promote bezzle twitter and fb too along the way , push his follower counts up

thanks bro!!

*****blank stare*****

You ain't got no job friends Tommy...

that was yesterday and i couldn't get ahold of him. its not an excuse. it's my day off today and i was going to get soldering kit and new rca's and try to fix it myself. but i doubt i'll be able to fix it in time for a battle so it'll have to wait.

you have 456 friends on facebook , my personal account have almost 5000 , i think ill get this battle more viewer


or do you wanna argue me on that ?

www.djjohnnym.com

Anyways im gonna go practice and get my videos prepared. I think ustream producer is how you broabcast a video mix. i'll figure it out and search the forum

LOL...

Muhfugga, we don't need to know the details, just get it done.

cool man i don't use programs to get random friends..half the ppl if not more on my facebook are my friends and other dj's. u can keep your 5000.

Did I just read that?

Really?

lol aint that bout a bitch so for the next 5 hours while im sittin at work hes puttin together a set.

This is gonna be the worlds biggest upset, about 30,000 people are gonna get tweets from some of the biggest club DJs in the country then tune in like what the fuck is this shit their both gawbage

This is not the battle you are looking for...
www.djdazz.com

Oh, man....He done woke the sleeping giant...

DJ NoCred, a word of warning....


















He's from Jersey....

AND he got OBI in thurr!!!!

Classic...

random friends ? my oh my your big mouth keep flowin that you actually dont have any idea who your talkin with ? programs ? im not a computer engineer , hell i dont even know how to installed windows , keep on talkin , thats a PERSONAL Account , that means i know each one 4729 of my friends


so please do you really want me to call out names who am i personally on a good term withs ? people that you can only imagine to hang out with and yes i know some of USA top DJ's and producers but i aint gonna call name

you even gonna bicker about FACEBOOK friends ? dude you dont know me and who i really am

oh no, this is starting to crumble already....

This is really just embarrassing and pathetic. I would almost petition to van tennis just to Dave himself from making a total fool o himself even more...

Er Dave = ban stupid autocorrect

Anyone else picturing everything hensa

Er, anyone else hearing he everything he says in an Eric cartmen voice?

LMAO hahahahahahahah dude youre absolutely right , this is southpark right here

I'LL BATTLE YOU, AND I'LL BATTLE YOU, AND YOU TOO, Shady, you're cool, AND I'LL BATTLE YOU...

ty :)

sorry, like a trainwreck, i just can't look away.....

screw you guys ...... im going home (eric cartman's)



LMAO

I don't know who u are nore do i care. I call tell from your username your transgendered :) your life must suck

lol

this thread it jumpin

if he wasnt busted out for saying that was him in the avatar
how long would his lie continue lol

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!

yes it is , my life suck soo bad




























btw im makin popcorn , anybody want some ? nom nom nom nom

if you want this battle to go down then unfortunately some of you need to help me. i am using ustream producer how to get to record from my 2nd display monitor for my video set?

lol ill supply the cheese, god knows there already is enough in here lol

you got that right

it is not giving me an option to "broadcast" from my external display? some help would be great. if you dont want to help this this battle will NOT go down.

nom nom nom nom nah im nom good

The funniest part was his subsequent posts trying to add "believability" to the story.

"It was some redhead who was high" etc etc.

I saw that picture YEARS ago and knew it wasn't him when he first put it up as an avatar. If no one had called him out, he would NEVER have copped to it either.

Tec - no hate but really... modesty is a virtue. I can see that you are an expressive person who is easily riled up, but you have gone beyond shooting yourself in the foot on this forum. I would take the advice someone posted awhile back... create a new username and try again with less "i'm the shit" attitude!

i have asked questions and got No answers. i can always do something else with my time cause my times very valuable.

sorry that's not going to happen. and this battle will not happen if i dont get help.

is that so??

You just got everyone in the forum riled up about a battle and i'll i have asked for is help as politely as i can and im getting NOTHING. if you want to say childish things get the fuck off this thread. If you don't want to help me set this up then u just dissapointed alot of ppl cause im ready to fuck shit up!

someone call Dr Drew!!!

help him out i want to see this

okay man im not the one backing down and making stupid quotes. Your like the child in kindergarten that doesn't know when to shut up. you need be slapped or put in time out

the DJ game is a small world , beside skills,networking and knowledge , one of the most important thing to survive and succed is ATTITUDE





i think that applys on every part of the world













oh well back to my popcorn .... nom nom nom nom

clocks ticking tec

I CALLED for this battle and your supposed to DELIVER and make it happen. Sadly the truth is you are all talk just like on this pathetic forum

Dude are u going to help me or not? U just pissed off a buncha dj's and a shit load of ppl that were going to watch this go down. Your a sad excuse for a DJ. I am here like a man handling my bisuness and your sitting there doing NOTHING. You are an instigator. You'd be the one trying to get your two best friends to swing on eachother.

i thought your turntables were in the shop

i think the only one here pissed off is you. stop projecting your lack of control to the rest of the forum.

oh im doing something...im laughing my ass off

no they are both here one of them is shot..im unfortunately going to have to use a cd deck and 1 turntable so technically this dude has the advantage lol..and he's not doing anything but pussing out. Where I'm from we call these ppl cowards and they usually have their ass whooped. Someone's gotta get them in check.

*SMH*



I picture NoCred more like Cartman's fight with Wendy and little speech afterwards in the Breast Cancer Episode (from about the 17 minute mark):
www.southparkstudios.com

well after googling this is what i found on how to use usstream , sorry cant be much of a help coz im not familiar with us stream

shermanlive.com

Ok then I'm going to get a mod to close this thread as you've done nothing but ruin it. I have called the shots and put myself out there and challenged you to a battle...you said 8pm on ustream and here we are now bickering about bullshit cause u have nothing better to do than quote me and post pathetic responses.

on how to set up us stream producer (via google) :

www.podfeet.com

mabye you should be more focused on figuring out ustream and less time squawking in here #justahunch

if none of the guys here will spend their time to help you , i could recomend you to this excellent site , its called www.google.com

the speed of back pedle from tecniq is fast enough to change the earth's rotation lol

Look smartass i KNOW how to use ustream producer you tool..there is NOT showing an option on how to record from my 2nd display..that's what i need help with. so thanks for not helping!

lol holy shit its monday morning again..DAMN YOU TEC

CLOSING THE THREAD! u guys are so fucking immature you need to be kicked in the head

tec it is against forum rules to impersonate a mod

Im lost ive been working havent got much time to get on whos going to battle each other give me some info lol?

If I ever come to new orleans i'll be sure to swing by your club and clock you in the face. You need to have your ass kicked.

were not battling cause Bezzle's all talk like how he is on the forum

Like I said, a straight Professional Backpedal.
I hear he's an Defensive Back instructor at Tom Shaw's Performance Camp
www.coachtomshaw.com

threats over the internet is your newest low techniq

Common Bezzle you going to battle or what?

iam thankful i have the day off today
i hope this does not dissappoint lol

its tonight at 8 on ustream....it looks like it may just be a performance

agreed

Thanks for informing me Bobby but i don't give a shit so you wasted your time posting