I was raised in private catholic schools by nuns. Nuns don't play that shit.....lol Grammar has never been as issues since.

ARRRRGGHH!!!

No one is immune....

Update

You know dam well that was a typo....lol

2 typos in a row?



Gonna have to get with thos nuns!

















Look, errybody ELSE is gettin' on your back...

I don't wanna fell left out..... :-D

Psst..there are 2 MISTAKES in my post....

100 bucks PAYPAL'ED to whoever finds them first!

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

I blame it on talk an type.....

See, I'm not even gonna correct that....

And

That should have been lowercase, but who's paying attention?

Lol

This is a mess. HUGE mess.

www.maurybrown.com

why does I doubts?

2 mistakes coming up

"Gunna" aints no word neither.

nm

Slang doesn't count, but you got ONE

But you missed this one -

But I'll send you a 25.00 coupon for being a good sport...

What's your email address for me to Paypal you?

LORD GOD, why does I doubts?



fucks outta here b

nm

You sure you don't mean "MY GOSH"? lol...

This one is for ALL YOU GRAMMAR NAZIES!!!!!!

Watchwww.youtube.com

No, I mean LORD YAHWE GOD of the universe please.


how does slang not count?


LMAO



www.usingenglish.com



nm

no, actually that was a spelling mistake (could be considered grammer) but more likely just a 'typo' - not really considered grammer in that case.

But, slang is def a grammer issue.

just do that 'I get lifted' juggle and Mike P can paypal me :)

nm

But that wasn't even a 'Juggle"....lmao....

That's what's buggin ME out....

But yeah...

Paypal....

¡pɹıǝʍ ɹ n 'sɥʇ pɹ uɔ noʎ ɟı

(nm)

oh word?

paypal to: akiem@mail.com

nm

On it!

should I bother checking my account? I gots some ebay vinyl scoped out

sup?

nm

It should be there by now...

nope... lame. lol

nm

cmon man - just crack that 'get lifted' routine and P can pay me direct. nm

Look, that dude does not deserve my time.

And besides that, that vid I put up sh*ts ALL over him.

AND he had days to study it to do better and STILL put up some bullsh*t...

I've reduced myself to battling a HOUSE DJ....wtf?

Nah son.

I've already chopped off the head of the snake a LONG time ago...

All the rest are crumbs....

Ok, okay.... Jeeze.

BOT(back on topic)

Where's my papers fam?

Nm

Dude, I sent that loot twice....wtf?

Really you sent me $200? I find that quite difficult to believe, if you did I can refund you one of them.
Are you sure you got my address correct, akiem@mail.com?

Lol! Look at this dude getting all emotional and shit. Trying to come up with every excuse in the book to not have to even attempt the basic juggle that he can't even comprehend.

He sent you a check for $800. Expect you to return $700 in cash. :-P
nm

^lol^ I thought he looked Nigerian!

At least I have enough integrity to pay someone if I lose a bet.

Damn it. Now I wish our battle in 07 had been for cash. The interest alone would have been good. lmao

nm

You NEVER woulda seen that cash. Lol

My friend's and me are looking for new speaker's. I want some Mr DJ speaker's, but their saying I should get some Gemini's. What are you're thoughts?

DJ Grammer of Terrific Sound's

True lol


nm

Emo? Never...

You're SIMPLY not worth my time....

If you can't see that I can CLEARLY Out "Juggle" you from the door, then your eyelids need to go on a diet.

Sure did buddy....

I don't know what could have happened....

This is true....

But I doubt that you would have paid up....

Still in that fantasy world of yours I see. You know. Medicaid could help you get some meds for that.

nm

Shit, ain't this 2014? You should be eligible for Obamacare....

Shit, you need to spend enough money to go to West Coast Regional Office of the Scratch Academy.

Those Parks Sausage fangas of yours can't hold the damn wax w/out slippin'...

What do you sweat? Crisco?

Fat jokes...it's what's fer dinner. Lol
And I'm STILL better than you.

This is true, but no, it's "More Parks Sausages Mom.....PLEASE......"....

lol..

Like that wasn't your favorite lullaby...

So you sent two separate payments of $100. We should get to the bottom of this because I have been using paypal regularly for the last ten years without issue. What email did you send from?

nm

nocred@aol.com

i keeps it real knowhaimsayun.

you did not get my message did you?

nm

Actually, I got this automated return message -

"Your request can not be processed due to restrictions on inmates receiving funds
via any electronic means except Western Union and MoneyGram"

If you so choose to send funds via the US Postal Service, ONLY Money Orders are allowed.

No Personal Checks, Cash, or Additional Items may be sent via the mail.

The funds have to go through our central processing facility at

Federal Bureau of Prisons
Insert Valid Committed Inmate Name
Insert Inmate Eight-Digit Register Number
Post Office Box 474701
Des Moines, Iowa 50947-0001"

Regards,

Federal Bureau of Prisons

Eh, it was only 25.00 bucks anyway....

Oh well.

oh - I thought you sent $200?

nm

Bitchmove. Yeah he sent you the $100 just like he beat Sixxx, and just like he beat me, and just like Barbara Streisand is classic rock, and just like his crusty old routines aren't wack by todays standards (hey they were dope as hell in 1985)...

Oh, it's Mayor McCheese!

And YES, that Bullsheeet YOU posted up is still horrible by today, yesterdays AND tomorrows standards....

Nothing you did or will do has or will ever be dope.....

Oh hell naw...

25 bucks but I have to abide by the rules of the commissary...

Bahahaha! More bitchness. You know what, you're like the annoying kid in grade school that was always trying to kick it, but was annoying as hell and always smelled like piss. People scatter when they see you comin. Lol. Go ahead, make another fat joke. You're grade school jokes are as lame as that ELEMENTARY Rock the Bells BS that you posted up. What a joke! Lol

wait - so I have my tables in the 'joint'?




At least get the story straight, might read a little funny that way.

Right now its just NoCred strikes again.

nm

Fact of the matter is, I can do what you can, no sweat. Hell that RTB bullshit was one of the first things I learned when I STARTED DJing. Lol. The fact that you think it's something special says a lot.

And you STILL can't do what I did in my video and you NEVER WILL.

Actually I don't need to make a "Fat Joke" on you, as your vid has supplied "Joke" material to last a lifetime..

How long have you been working on that routine?

I know what you were TRYING to do, and that's ELEMENTARY all by itself...

The fact that you couldn't even do it CORRECTLY is just plain pathetic...

Secondly, that "Rock The Bells" routine is something that sure, I've done in the past, but you STILL can't do it today, haven't been able to do it yesterday, and could never do it tomorrow....

It would require you to move faster than the speed of the molasses running through your veins...

Watchwww.youtube.com

I thought you got out, but just didn't update your paypal address.... :-)

Dude, that vid sh*ts ALL over your vid...

lol...

U stoopid.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT....

I would NEVER try an be as sloppy as you were...

I'd rather cut my arms off...

well Ive never been in prison so / pretty sure you cant afford it in the first place

akiem@mail.com

I cant' even front...

THAT was funny....

Hahaha! So much bitchness. But I can tell I'm getting under your ashy skin. You JUMP to reply. Like I said, that RTB bullshit is THE MOST BASIC SHIT AROUND. Lol!!! The fact that you think it's not shows your lack of skill. And I'm STILL better than you and I can STILL do what you can't as well as every lame thing you can.

yeah - now stop fronting with my cash yo

LMAO

nm

Ok, I see what you're talking about...

BUT ....

I always interchange numbers for words as a type of shorthand....we're not going to see eye to eye on that one...

However "Gonna" IS a word

[ˈgɔnə] or [ˈgʊnə]

phr.
going to. (Eye-dialect. Used in writing only for effect. Used in the examples of this dictionary.) : I'm gonna get you, you little dickens!

"dictionary.reference.com

and you missed this one - >

But eh, I'm a good sport...

Where should I send the 25.00 coupon?

You could NEVER do that...

Ever...

Ever...Ever...Ever....

Like your cuts were "Cutting Edge"....

lol...

You need to call your cuts the "Butter Knives"....

Jeezus, are you really that delusional. Don't make me set up my camera again. You don't want to look like a DOUBL...scratch that TRIPLE bitch.

cat be fuckin lying yo

nm

Ok allow me to shit all over this dude AGAIN and for the last time. So that EVERYONE can see what a hoe he is.
www.dropbox.com

lol....

Ummm......yeah...

THAT is some ELEMENTARY sh*t....lmao......

I don't think I've ever seen anybody backspin in SLOW MOTION before....

You're REALLY trying to COMPARE THAT to THIS??? -> Watchwww.youtube.com

And yeah, you found ONE....

But the whole idea was OBVIOUSLY a play off of cats battling with an expectation of paying up via PAYPAL...

Y'all kill me...

LMAO @ that lame attempt AGAIN....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Making shit per usuwell. Cat be posting up fake challenges he can't afford likes it ain't a surprise.

Nm.

did you get that netflix sorted out yet?
(with my cash)
nm

Look at this bitch. Shook as can be. And still not showing his face in the call out thread. The bitchness knows no bounds. What's a matter tough guy? Cat got your tongue?

You still in here whining like an old scorned girlfriend?

That's funny, ALL of you are coming out the woodwork lately with your pent up frustrations...

Go play in your bait thread all by yourself....

More for you to eat...

Like I said, you aren't worth the TIME (3 minutes) it would take to put up a vid....

I would gain NOTHING...

Zero.

Nada.

Nil.

Actually I DID buy the wife a TV....

LMAO @ The Plate Mover... still beggin' for scraps...

Hahaha! SO pathetic. Look, hoe, you've proved (with my help of course) time and time and time again that you are a bitch. So why don't you go ahead and finish up getting your mani-pedi then take a seat over there on the side lines with the rest of the females. DJing just isn't for you. Mmkay? :)

Realistic made a TV? oh it was probably a Zenith.

Ummm...

Zenith wasn't bad, but no....

Samsungs the name...

TV's is their game....

Say....

I don't know guns...

But is that an AK-47 with a Crown above it on the monitor over your head?

Again, The Plate Mover speaks...

I'm surprised you can get words out of your mouth with all that inbound traffic...

Again, I'm not devoting 3 mins of anything for you.

You just aren't worth it.

I'm mad that I'm responding...

so now your wife owes me

(you win!)


nm

yup

I didn't know you could have visitors....

I thought that was a male only facility...

Duly noted...

(I knew you would)

You can see it was the logo for the album I was working on.
ughh.com
(forgot how old the flick was)

take some more notes

nm

I'll take "what does Nocred's wife tell him on a nightly basis?" for 600, Alex.

I WILL give you props for putting something out there tho.

I don't believe I fell for it again....

I'm being Trolled....

"Eff U" Alkemy....

LMAO at a grown man obsessed with another grown man's physique. What is this real housewives of New Jersey??? You stay in that bitch lane homie. At least you KNOW YOUR ROLE.

And my videos still shit all over you on every level. Now...

Make another lame fat joke, your slip is showing.

lol..

You had 2 of your buddies endorse that mess...

But, you know what?

You go enjoy your DJJOHNNYM thread...

Whatever your taste...

Enjoy yourself...

/Troll Over...

LMAO @ "physique"....

Dude, that's "Sphere"....

Hell, they charge you twice at Hometown Buffet right?

Ok, that was the last one..

Eff you Alkemy...

The need to always get the last word in...ANOTHER female trait. You go girl! Lmao

No, actually I'm gonna be the "BIGGER" man, and let you have the last piece...

Enjoy!

Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit...

nm

I'm stealing this for Facebook lol

nm

Reviving this old thread in hopes of getting an edit button. Has this been discussed before?