Frickin Pitch 'N Time
Don't make me wait much longer
Gimme that ish NOW!!


LOL... I'm crackin myself up... :-P

haha...nice.

When will Pitch 'N Time
Be ready for the masses?
I hope it is soon!

Massive library
Funny sounding speedy songs
I need Pitch 'N' Time

If they do not make
A Pitch N Time plugin soon
Final Scratch Two will win

Serato and Rane,
I love how they make N I
Sh*t in their panties

Opps that wasnt PnT related...

Pitch and Time will make
Native Instrument's Key lock
Sound like a big joke

wrong format: 5-7-6 not 5-7-5

doh

hehe

ok cut the two.

right anyway i'm going to stop baiting you guys - i am a bit pissed about the pitch lock thing but i know they are fixing it and it will be very good when they do.

later

Getting aside from the Haiku's for a sec.. I own FS2, Ms Pinky and SSL and I can say the reason I stick with SSL for all my gigs now is for SSL's rock solid stability. Doesnt have key lock or loops like Traktor but it does what it does flawlessly. I cant say the same about FS2. FS2 has many many features but its not realiable.

Serato ScratchLive
even without pitch n time
kills final scratch two

relax jeff cape shop
don't get your panties bunched up
pitch n time here soon

LOL... you guys are NUTS! :-P I can already hear Josh (Serato Mod) now...

Ungrateful b@stards
No more whining or complaints
You're pissin me off

;-)

HAH!

Come on already
Gold Digger and Lose Control
Won't mesh without it

:-P

hahaha

If PnT is gunna have to be paid for, i want to know how they are going to go about it. Im just having nightmares that its only going to be available for purchase as a download in the US :-/...

[b]Pitch n Time

Is fine like wine[/b]

Microwave DJ,
Nuke me a Pitch N' Time Mix
With Daddys bank roll

stretching is so fun
a simple algorithm
hey Rane it's simple

big time maasterbate
helps with scratching on mixer
oh yes it feels great.

ROFL, this thread is great. m0rph! channeling Josh wins so far. ;)

within 3 months time
pitch n time should be ready
oh, the excitement

anticipation
after so many months wait
i just soiled myself

lol

Bring on the plug in
Pioneer's dusty
Don't let my songs flange

That is just nasty... FUNNY... but nasty! LOL :-P


Heh-heh... just realized this thread will be a year old in about two months! Funny thing is, if I were a swearing man, I would almost swear that I overheard Sam saying something like:



:-)

*ahem* quoted and corrected...

;-D

piiiiiitttttccccchhhhhhh innnnnnn timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry i have written so much about this

[b]57 SL?
It's great but something's missing
Must have Pitch 'n' Time[/b]

Pitch 'n' Time? Don't care.
I need edit post function
makes me look stupid

in tha words of our great soon 2 be ex fs2 user......

RrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeMiiiiiiiiX......

FS2 is dead
Torq enters the arena...
We need Pitch 'n Time!!!

pitch n time, whatever...
just give me 1.7
free master tempo

Pitch and Time?
I bringing the sexy back

damn, you guys are funny! but isn't a Haiku 5-7-5? believe me, i'm no scholar but i listen Jim Rome alot and he usually mentions it everynow and then.

Zoo...you would be correct

en.wikipedia.org

yay!

now i look like a forum cop, shit... nevermind:(

Not Serato-related, but a real f'n funny haiku:

www.threadless.com

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Leave it to punosion to pollute my perfect thread... ;-)

pitch and time and pitch
time and pitch and time and pitch
pitch and time pretty please

rose is a reds
voilets is a blew
hi ever ones
doing it a holidays for it.

Come get it, beeyaaaatch!
1.7 with Key Lock!
Plus hidden cookies!

;-)

C'mon, it's funny! >:)

really? Easter has come early huh :)

Plus hidden cookies!
Has anybody found the hidden cookies in 1.7?

what's a hidden cookie?
damn dont tell my serato come's with oreo's bro!
(( joking ))

You know what an easter egg is?

hahah!

serato is tight
my balls are so large and smooth
would you like to touch?

eggs and cookies?

we be spittin rhymes
thats to do with pitch and time
haikus are mad gay

This haiku shit is wack
But what the hell is pitch n time
I'm new

My haiku pwns j00
Don't diss or dismiss teh verse
Suck mah pitch-n-time!

likwid, in this thread you can only ask or answer questions in the form of a haiku. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. 3 lines. like this:


pitch and time is tight
read threads from the past and shit
it will tell you that.

(that told you nothing)

f'real search for pitch and time in some threads it will explain... i would do it but im leaving work in t minus five minutes and have mad shit to do first...

rosie (palm) is red,
my balls are blue
boo hoo :(

Yes, an Easter Egg!
Has something to do with loops
It's TIGHT, bizzznatches!

Oochy coochy eggy la
Tell me how to do auto loopy da
I know it is already there! Ha ha ha!

What makes me loopy?
Tap the bottle, twist the cap
Goes something like that

You guys are no fun
Why don't you hold a sign up
And tell the whole world

Even when you Konix held up the sign
I would have to decline
That I by my own did really find

I am in a trance
I still want pro pitch-n-time
Four, three, two, one, GO!

One, two, three... 101
Hammering the beats is lots of fun
but yet we arent done

I've been looking for like 30 minutes, I can't find no stinking egg...
Well, if those "in the know" will not divulge it's location, can you at least confirm it's existence, soes I can spare my eyes, and sanity from further stress.

It's there. Can't really show it to you cause that would give it away, and spoil the fun. Please continue discussion in this thread...scratchlive.net , there are a few hints.

Do i get the solution when my answer is written as haiku?
coming from germany, my english is not so good, so it´s hard for me to figure out whats the deal here

Haiku oder nicht,
Englisch oder nicht,
das Ei zu brechen, so schwierig ist das nicht.

auf deutsch passt so nen vers irgendwie eh nicht....
Mal was anderes.. Versteh eh nicht warum man hier im Januar nach Ostereiern sucht...

Ihr Leit, so gern wüscht ich, wie das jetzt geht,
hab fascht alles gelees, was do dezu steht.
Zahle probiert hunn ich noch un nöscher
mei finger sin blutisch und hunn bald löscher.
ich hun kaa Geduld, ich finns net eraus.
vielleicht hosche jo mitleid un hifsch mer do raus.
Das war jetzt kei haiku und aach net japanisch,
vielleicht komme dir mei verse aach vor wie spanisch.
doch kurz vor de fassenacht hier in rhoihesse
wersche vestehn, das mir unser muttersprach halbert vergesse.
vielleicht teilschte jo mit mir dei Know-how.
bis do hin sag ich zu allen erschtmol "Helau"

ROTFL :)))

ufftata ufftata uff! wolle mer se rei losse?

[:are we willing to let them in]

I just ran that german paragraph through one of them free online translation tools and it made absolutely no sense whatsoever :)

Thats not really german... its a dialect from Cologne/Hesse.

Thats what I get:

on German does not fit so nen verse somehow eh.... Times which other
one. Do not understand eh why one in January for Ostereiern looks
here...

You lead, so gladly wuescht I, as that can be done now, have
fascht all jelly, which is to DO dezu. Tried hunn I pay still un
noescher mei finger sin blutisch and hunn soon loescher. I hun kaa
patience, I finns net eraus. perhaps hosche jo compassion un hifsch
mer DO raus. Perhaps that was kei haiku and aach net Japanese, perhaps
seems to you now mei verses aach before de seize-seizing eight into
rhoihesse wersche vestehn, me ours nut-spoke here as Spanish
nevertheless briefly halbert forgets teilschte jo with me dei know-how
to DO says I to all erschtmol "Helau"

That almost hits the nail on the head ;)

wtf. i'm done with this thread.

this thread sucks ass majorly
No really this thread sucks ass majorly
Like I said it sucks

ever since key lock
what happened to pitch n time?
i just bumped this thread

One-seven is here
One-point-eight is on the way
Where is Pitch 'N Time?

:-(

Yeah wahts really good wit it?

[b]When this thread started
Haiku's were a mistery
but now I've got it![/b]

damnit!!

The un-bold bold tag
A screaming exclamation!
No more of that please.

Confucious once said:
A man who previews his posts
will swear a lot less


LOL! ;-)

hah very clever
you're not as dumb as you look
which is surprising

;) lol

LMAO!

"Laughing my ass off!"
language abbreviation,
message board lingo!

lol

Enough is enough
Back on topic... Pitch 'N Time
Where the heck is it?!

;-)

Professional tools
Bedroom DJ's have low cash
Low profit margin

lol u guys crack me up

What is Pitch N Time?
Something about pitch control?
Sorry, I am new.

3 years and counting...
Key Lock is great, however
Where's Pitch 'N Time, man?

:-(

A heck of a bump
Administrative thread lock?
Hell No! We Won't Go!

Audio glitches
Technology cast aside
Audiophile weeps

pc vs mac
should i sway to the dark side?
oops, sorry. wrong thread.

We got video
We even got midi too
Hellooooo?!?! Come on now...

Almost 4 years now
Guess I'll have to buy ProTools...
... to get Pitch 'N Time

=(

Dearest Pitch 'N Time
You've been neglected so long
Maybe in 3.0?


This thread was getting a little dusty... ;-)

Something tells me that,
Pitch N Time became the Bridge.
Sooner than you think?

Wow! 6 years have passed
Not a peep for Pitch 'N Time
It's beyond hopeless


I'm over it now; but this thread isn't... LOL! ;-)

scratchlive has key lock
pitch n time not important
itch key lock sucks ass

why still an issue
is current key/pitch that bad
good DJs make do

haha scratch live and itch have the same algorithm..

i'd like to think so, but my ears tell me otherwise...

Keylock still stinky
It matters to good DJ's
Hearing artifacts

Yes! Nine years la-ta
Finally we have Pitch 'N Time
Ready for SDJ

has it been that long?
i forgot about this thread
most worthy thread bump

At last it has come
Twenty-nine dollars later
And nine years have past

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha </snicker> ha ha
</guffaw> ha ha ha!

hope konix does a video on pro's of using pitch n time :)

Final Scratch.... Anyone here ever use it. I did back in the day. I have a friend with like 4 firewire boxes for it sitting at home. He thinks they are still worth $400 each...

I had Final Crash "2" with the firewire port.
But I got a lot of noise from it.
They only had one guy in Florida doing support for the whole software



PT is Keylock
And what is the purpose here?
We need some pitching!