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SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10

Serato Sux 8:10 PM - 23 October, 2007
1) It's better than Final Crash, but it ain't reliable;

2) No matter what version I use, it repeatedly erases my overwrites on 40k+ files;

3) If the moderators can't fix a problem, they go back to banning innocent women and children (See #2).

4) They allow some people to advertise, but others they ban for advertising;

5) They jock some DJ's, and alienate others; make a suggestion for an improvement if you're a DJ that doesn't rank high in a mostly White, Britney Spears-playing area, you'll be ignored;

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

7) Sam makes the product look goofy when he appears on videos;

8) Matt G.: he talks much pseudo-righteous, yet prejudicial, trash on the forum; Do you think you're helping or hurting Serato/Rane's bottom-line?;

9) The price for the TTM-57SL is insulting for a product known for breaking down, with an incomplete effects section, or whatever the complaint of the week is;

10) Most of the forum people here seem to be bedroom wizards that hate too much on people like me with the real talent.


NOW, HAVE A FEEDING FRENZY!!!!
LOL!!!!!
dj cubicle 8:17 PM - 23 October, 2007
*Please don't feed the trolls*
dj luis 8:25 PM - 23 October, 2007
1- sometimes the problem is between the chair and the computer
2- show me the dj that is able to play all different tracks for 1 month
3- goes around comes around / karma / one's a dick he/she gets banned
4- it's not what you do, it's how you do it
5- it's not what you say, it's how you say it
6- (no comments - love/hate right?)
7- (no comments - wish you were in his shoes, right?)
8- cope on
9- i bet you want a $200 special price just for you...
10- *coughs* - everybody has talent - soulja boy has talent - what kind of talent are you talking about?

: )

p.s. - why not - don't give a rats ass - get a fkn life
latinblood2k1 8:28 PM - 23 October, 2007
lol were u really this bored?????? I`m wondering why you haven`t deleted yourself from the forum if u`ve been hating on serato for so long!
dj KarrsiN 8:35 PM - 23 October, 2007
/quit
Serato Sux 8:35 PM - 23 October, 2007
luis: you obviously cared enough to respond.

So, thanks for caring. And, no, I wouldn't want to work for a company that would employ a forum dictator.
Serato Sux 8:38 PM - 23 October, 2007
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2- show me the dj that is able to play all different tracks for 1 month


That's one of the worst excuses for a faulty product I've ever heard. You can attack me back, but it won't fix the faulty program made by a company that employs a forum polemicist.
DJ GaFFle 8:40 PM - 23 October, 2007
djbriguy 8:43 PM - 23 October, 2007
*THREAD LOCKED*
dirtbag filthy 8:45 PM - 23 October, 2007
djbriguy 8:48 PM - 23 October, 2007
I wonder if this is the guy who was SO MAD that he couldnt use Hot Cue's and loops on his CD Decks without the little "blip"
dj KarrsiN 8:51 PM - 23 October, 2007
Maybe he/she is a bitter ex-employee of serato since most of the bitterness is directed towards the staff and not the product itself.
SELECT 8:54 PM - 23 October, 2007
Free post!
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djpuma_gemini 8:56 PM - 23 October, 2007
Umm most of these guys on here who help out guys with problems and who are active on the forums are "real" dj's who have "real" gigs and "real" residencies. I have seen them play and I'm not jocking their shit, but they have talent, "real" talent. They didn't get gigs by undercutting others. They have spent years with vinyl and progressed to the most reliable dj program available.
I am probably the only bedroom dj who is real active on the forums. I am not putting the others down, and I do not come off as a guy who can battle anyone and win.
The 57 may be expensive, but how expensive is it really.
The SL1 goes for around 500 right. So you subtract that from the price of the mixer and if you are paying retail which is around 1400 the cost is about 900. How much does a pioneer 909 cost. Maybe around the same or even more. Rane took time to develop that mixer and it came out nice. Faders are like butter as a lot of people refer to them as.

I don't see mods playing favorites. If you don't obey the site rules you will get warned. POINT BLANK. no matter if you are on here 45 times a day or once a week.

If the mods can't fix a problem than maybe it is user error or some other simple thing. Many of us have not had problems that others face and it usually ends up being user error or a setting they checked.

I had a problem with mine, thought it was bad, no it was my techs.

Had a problem where the program would freeze after pulling out the usb cord. Was a major problem for mac users and 10.4.10.
The latest release of ssl fixed it.
I use 1.7.4 and 10.4.10 for mac and don't have any problems.

You want to flame a product, come with proof and also come correct.
DJ-A 9:12 PM - 23 October, 2007
1) Haven't had a problem

2) I havent had this problem either

3) Don't see a point

4) must be personal defination of advertise

5) What was your suggestion? i have never been ignored

6) no comment

7) Still wish there were more videos.

8) Do you think you're helping or hurting Serato/Rane's bottom-line?; I dont

9) Don't own one YET

10) Define talent.
Crickett 9:13 PM - 23 October, 2007
Poor Matt G gettin flamed..He's like the kid in the back of the class that never says anything.


Oh well....You can disagree with him guys. But, He does have some valid points.
sixxx 9:16 PM - 23 October, 2007
I made it before it's locked.....
latindj 9:39 PM - 23 October, 2007
If you don't like the environment of the forum, don't visit. If you don't like Serato, don't use it. If you don't like the price of Rane's product, don't buy it. Simple right?
DJ-A 9:45 PM - 23 October, 2007
Quote:
If you don't like the environment of the forum, don't visit. If you don't like Serato, don't use it. If you don't like the price of Rane's product, don't buy it. Simple right?


but... wait, that makes sense...
Dj_KaGeN 9:47 PM - 23 October, 2007
the ink barely got dry from me signing the ban stick.. looks like we have a new contender in the making.
djpuma_gemini 10:08 PM - 23 October, 2007
Being able to spin records on your fingertips while balancing a mixer on your nose. That's talent.

Ping pong ball show - talent
matt212 10:09 PM - 23 October, 2007
Okay class......this is what's called a filibuster. haha
DJ Overpour 10:12 PM - 23 October, 2007
See what happens when you go to the Torq forum and start posting logout links, they come over here and talk shit!
djpuma_gemini 10:17 PM - 23 October, 2007
He won't even come back cause he hates.
djpuma_gemini 10:18 PM - 23 October, 2007
HIMSELF
RnBDJkb 10:24 PM - 23 October, 2007
good post dj luis, I could not have said it better
+1000..latindj
DPR250R 12:02 AM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
If you don't like the environment of the forum, don't visit. If you don't like Serato, don't use it. If you don't like the price of Rane's product, don't buy it. Simple right?


Don't ruin this thread with common sense.
DJ Cykophuk 12:19 AM - 24 October, 2007
damn shame about that gun to your head...
phaeton 1:05 AM - 24 October, 2007
......i think he needs a cuddle..poor little fella..
(no homo)
(no misquote)
Mr. $weetlife 1:19 AM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
If you don't like the environment of the forum, don't visit. If you don't like Serato, don't use it. If you don't like the price of Rane's product, don't buy it. Simple right?


Well said! Even Serato Sux can't logically counter that. Vote with your wallet! I did...and I am SSL for life.
sixxx 1:28 AM - 24 October, 2007
Time for 301 useless facts. Bonus points if you can figure out which ones are true and which ones are false.


1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.

2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.

3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.

4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.

5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.

9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.

14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).

16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

17. The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.

18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

19. A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

20. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar

22. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.

24. The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

25. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

26. The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.

27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).

28. Camel’s have three eyelids.

29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

30. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.

31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.

32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.

33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.

34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.

39. Slugs have four noses.

40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).

42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON’T TRY IT, DUMBASS)

44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.

45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.

47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun’s magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called “Solarmax”.

49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.

50. Upper and lower case letters are named “upper” and “lower” because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.

51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

52. The numbers “172″ can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.

54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.

55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.

56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.

59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.

60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).

63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.

64. IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.

65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.

66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

67. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.

69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.

70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.

71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.

72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.

73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.

74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.

75. In Disney’s Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).

76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.

77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

78. One in ten people live on an island.

79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.

81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”, Humphrey Bogart NEVER said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca, and they NEVER said “Beam me up, Scotty” on Star Trek.

84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.

86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.

87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).

88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.

90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

92. Back in the mid to late ’80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn’t considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft’s Flight Simulator.

93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).

95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

96. Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”

97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words “North” and “South).

98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.

99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.

100. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.

102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.

103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.

104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

105. China has more English speakers than the United States.

106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year’s Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.

107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.

108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.

111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.

113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.

114. In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.

115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.

116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.

119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.

120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.

121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.

122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.

123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.

126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.

130. The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.

131. Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse’s legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.

134. An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.

135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.

137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.

138. Almonds are members of the peach family.

139. Rats and horses can’t vomit.

140. The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

144. There are only four words in the English language that end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

147. “101 Dalmatians” and “Peter Pan” are the only Disney animations in which both of a character’s parents are present and don’t die during the movie.

148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.

150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.

151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.

153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

154. All polar bears are left-handed.

155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)

156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

157. Butterflies taste with their feet.

158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

159. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

160. Starfish have no brains.

161. 11% of the world is left-handed.

162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.

163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.

168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.

170. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”. It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.

171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.

173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

174. A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.

175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.

176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.

177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.

179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs melted into it.

181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as “Q-Link.”

184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.

185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.

186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.

188. Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”

189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.

190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

192. The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.

193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

195. Cats’ urine glows under a black light.

196. A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.

197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.

198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.

199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.

200. 25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.

201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic’s distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).

202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.

204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the ’30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).

205. “Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.

206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.

207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.

209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.

210. A jellyfish is 95% water.

211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).

212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)

216. In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.

217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.

218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.

220. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.

222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.

223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska’s third largest city.

224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life”.

225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.

228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.

229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.

230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.

231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.

232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand “1″ and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.

233. Judy Scheindlin (”Judge Judy”) has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.

234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.

235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.

236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.

238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

239. John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

242. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.

244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn’t kill their enemies.

245. “Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.

246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.

247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.

248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).

249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.

251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

252. Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient’s arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.

254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

255. US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”.

256. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

257. A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)

260. Pearls melt in vinegar.

261. “Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.

263. Nepal is the only country that doesn’t have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.

264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.

265. Tiger Woods’ real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname “Tiger” in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.

266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.

267. Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.

269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.

270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.

272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.

274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.

275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.

276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.

277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.

278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.

279. The “if” and “then” parts of conditional (”if P then Q”) statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).

280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.

281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

282. Only female mosquitoes bite.

283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail.

284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.

285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.

286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.

287. The “countdown” (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called “Die Frau Im Monde” (The Girl in the Moon).

288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul’s armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.

290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.

291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.

292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.

293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were “Thomas Jefferson survives.”

294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player.

295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.

296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).

297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.

298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the “Treaty of Paris”: Seven Years’ War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).

299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln’s oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father’s assassination as well as during President Garfield’s assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated.

300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.

301. The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”.

Now that you have gone through the list it is up to you to figure out which facts are true and which facts are false.
DJ_X_Trodinaire 1:31 AM - 24 October, 2007
hi Im new
DJ Rugged One 1:37 AM - 24 October, 2007
I hate to say this but I just wasted five minutes of my life of reading serato sux post...
G-L0GIX 2:07 AM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
1) It's better than Final Crash, but it ain't reliable;

2) No matter what version I use, it repeatedly erases my overwrites on 40k+ files;

3) If the moderators can't fix a problem, they go back to banning innocent women and children (See #2).

4) They allow some people to advertise, but others they ban for advertising;

5) They jock some DJ's, and alienate others; make a suggestion for an improvement if you're a DJ that doesn't rank high in a mostly White, Britney Spears-playing area, you'll be ignored;

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

7) Sam makes the product look goofy when he appears on videos;

8) Matt G.: he talks much pseudo-righteous, yet prejudicial, trash on the forum; Do you think you're helping or hurting Serato/Rane's bottom-line?;

9) The price for the TTM-57SL is insulting for a product known for breaking down, with an incomplete effects section, or whatever the complaint of the week is;

10) Most of the forum people here seem to be bedroom wizards that hate too much on people like me with the real talent.


NOW, HAVE A FEEDING FRENZY!!!!
LOL!!!!!


WHAT A DOUCHE!!
DJ Sniffles 2:09 AM - 24 October, 2007
wow, some of you guys are some fan boys


anyways serato sux

to each his own
sixxx 2:20 AM - 24 October, 2007
Serato is overrated!
DJ Sniffles 2:22 AM - 24 October, 2007
p.s. i was addressing serato sux, not saying it. i like my serato...even if it wont beatmatch for me
DJ Sniffles 2:24 AM - 24 October, 2007
sixxx get outta here....over there saying it was my fault we have two forums, y u gotta call me out.

might be true, might not be true....but still

i am hurt, in a no homo sort of way
djpuma_gemini 2:37 AM - 24 October, 2007
I think #'s 34, 68, and 300 are fake.

Shit I didn't read that stuff.
Too lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
bourbonstmc 2:42 AM - 24 October, 2007
bourbonstmc 2:43 AM - 24 October, 2007
bourbonstmc 2:43 AM - 24 October, 2007
There... the 2nd one worked...
Serato
dave 2:49 AM - 24 October, 2007
Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.
djpuma_gemini 4:47 AM - 24 October, 2007
owned
Redi2roc 6:21 AM - 24 October, 2007
hello :)
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 7:13 AM - 24 October, 2007
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See what happens when you go to the Torq forum and start posting logout links, they come over here and talk shit!


ROTFL....

Damn, sixxx I learned a few things...
Serato Sux 7:29 AM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.


Okay, that's fair.
Crickett 8:36 AM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
Quote:
Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.


Okay, im gay.


Jeez Sux..You must be hanging without with sixxx?
dj disturbed 10:50 AM - 24 October, 2007
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43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON’T TRY IT, DUMBASS)


this one is false... mythbusters proved "If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out." one false a while back.
sixxx 2:01 PM - 24 October, 2007
lol
Serato Sux 4:44 PM - 24 October, 2007
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Quote:
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Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.




Jeez Sux..You must be hanging without with sixxx?


You have accepted the following agreement

Terms and conditions of using the Scratch LIVE forum.

You must agree to:

1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as a Serato or Rane employee
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
Dj_KaGeN 4:51 PM - 24 October, 2007
is this a case where the crooks know the laws better than the law abiding citizens?
Serato Sux 4:54 PM - 24 October, 2007
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is this a case where the crooks know the laws better than the law abiding citizens?


Why are you so quick to drop self-righteousness? I'm here to talk about Scratch Live.

You have accepted the following agreement

Terms and conditions of using the Scratch LIVE forum.

You must agree to:

1. Be nice to others
Dj_KaGeN 4:57 PM - 24 October, 2007
oh, my bad. I was simply asking a question. But since I have YOUR attention, does the shoe fit really really well?
Serato Sux 5:31 PM - 24 October, 2007
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But since I have YOUR attention, does the shoe fit really really well?


I'm sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention.
Dj_KaGeN 5:31 PM - 24 October, 2007
[click report]
Serato Sux 5:34 PM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
[click report]


Why? Do you think you're better than me? Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.
DJ-A 5:56 PM - 24 October, 2007
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Quote:
[click report]


Why? Do you think you're better than me? Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.


Wow, i totally misread you. I thought that you were just around to talk shit. your user name doesnt start things off on a good note...
DPR250R 6:06 PM - 24 October, 2007
Quote:
Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.


There is a suggestion forum for product features.... if you really want to improve the product.

You are bagging on the forum itself. I don't quite get what you plan to accomplish by doing this.

Can you post links to the threads you started in the help forum about your issues with overviews? Surely you asked for help before starting this thread.
bourbonstmc 7:20 PM - 24 October, 2007
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Quote:
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[click report]


Why? Do you think you're better than me? Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.


Wow, i totally misread you. I thought that you were just around to talk shit. your user name doesnt start things off on a good note...


Yep.
bourbonstmc 7:23 PM - 24 October, 2007
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Quote:
Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.


There is a suggestion forum for product features.... if you really want to improve the product.

You are bagging on the forum itself. I don't quite get what you plan to accomplish by doing this.

Can you post links to the threads you started in the help forum about your issues with overviews? Surely you asked for help before starting this thread.


Yep again. How many people need to say it in how many ways. Serato Sux, here's your challenge: post a link to where you've offered ANY positve suggestion.
Serato
Brigid 10:21 PM - 24 October, 2007
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103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.


Surely this one must be false. Three years is ludicrous! If it's true, that's a sweet deal.
SpinThis! 10:58 PM - 24 October, 2007
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254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

What's with the sneezing "facts"? This one is also not true. [ www.uams.edu ]
Serato Sux 12:50 AM - 25 October, 2007
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Quote:
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Again, I'm just here to talk about SL, and how it can be better.


There is a suggestion forum for product features.... if you really want to improve the product.

You are bagging on the forum itself. I don't quite get what you plan to accomplish by doing this.

Can you post links to the threads you started in the help forum about your issues with overviews? Surely you asked for help before starting this thread.


Yep again. How many people need to say it in how many ways. Serato Sux, here's your challenge: post a link to where you've offered ANY positve suggestion.


I'm not falling for the "ol' okidoke".

Brigid: are you new with the company. If so, let me possibly be the first to welcome you to the forum. I hope your stay is a most pleasant one, and, again, thank you for joining us.
DjWoody 1:40 AM - 25 October, 2007
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254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

What's with the sneezing "facts"? This one is also not true. [ www.uams.edu ]


In spanish, people say SALUD. Which means CHEERS!!
DJ Unique 1:47 AM - 25 October, 2007
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254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

What's with the sneezing "facts"? This one is also not true. [ www.uams.edu ]


In spanish, people say SALUD. Which means CHEERS!!


Or maybe
Salud = To Your Health.
At least that's what I thought.
DjWoody 1:52 AM - 25 October, 2007
That too! haha
DJ Stuart (AR) 2:16 AM - 25 October, 2007
Salud = Health

We say salud when someone sneezes, but we also use "salud" when we drink, in that case it means "cheers".

That is correct.
Serato
Brigid 4:17 AM - 25 October, 2007
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Brigid: are you new with the company. If so, let me possibly be the first to welcome you to the forum. I hope your stay is a most pleasant one, and, again, thank you for joining us.


I've been here for a while but thanks for the welcome.

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254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.


Did you guys get the old if-you-sneeze-with-your-eyes-open-they'll-pop-out thing when you were little? I used to try but I could never keep my eyes open.
DJ Stuart (AR) 5:32 AM - 25 October, 2007
Brigid speaks Spanish!.
The E Head 7:57 AM - 25 October, 2007
Some fan boys here!

SSL for life fuck no, SSL till something better comes along, as of now IMO serato is on top but all you screaming SSL for life are crazy the minute something drops which is better and more stable than serato i know where i will be going..........

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1) It's better than Final Crash, but it ain't reliable;
IMO its reliable

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2) No matter what version I use, it repeatedly erases my overwrites on 40k+ files;
Never had this probelm

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3) If the moderators can't fix a problem, they go back to banning innocent women and children (See #2).
No comment

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4) They allow some people to advertise, but others they ban for advertising;
100% agreed, they know it to

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5) They jock some DJ's, and alienate others; make a suggestion for an improvement if you're a DJ that doesn't rank high in a mostly White, Britney Spears-playing area, you'll be ignored;
No comment

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6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);
No comment

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7) Sam makes the product look goofy when he appears on videos;
haha so true, would still like to see more.......

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8) Matt G.: he talks much pseudo-righteous, yet prejudicial, trash on the forum; Do you think you're helping or hurting Serato/Rane's bottom-line?;
I believe it was this mod that called me prejudice and a bigot but in doing so he was telling me that my religion has the wrong views, kind of ironic huh

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9) The price for the TTM-57SL is insulting for a product known for breaking down, with an incomplete effects section, or whatever the complaint of the week is;
The price is not to bad IMO

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10) Most of the forum people here seem to be bedroom wizards that hate too much on people like me with the real talent.
There is alot that talk shit but there is also alot of very skilled members on this forum, some of the mixes i have heard have been top class

My contribution

11) The sad pathetic individuals on the forum that snitch, telling tales and acting like primary school kids is not a good look.

12) The people anal enough to pick out obvious spelling mistakes but fail to string a sentence togther, i mean for fuck sake if your going to question someones spelling at least have a basic grasp of the lanuage and how to use it.

Thats all that pisses me off with serato, not the program just the wankers on the forum.......

You know who you are:)
sweetL 8:24 AM - 25 October, 2007
<eats>
1) Only ever crashed on me once.

2) Something that no-one else reports.. therefore, its something you're doing wrong.

3) Read the rules. Just expect to be banned if you break them, if they dont ban you, thats their call. Whats this got to do with serato the product? i feel "Scratchlive.net forum sux" would have been a more appropriate name.

4) For example?

5) Yeah, see what you mean. Jazzy Jeff is that serious sweet-sixteen playing dude.

6) see suffix #3

7) see #6

8) i think there probably is a valid point here... not to get personal, but if you're going to be objective, you have to be totally objective, which is hard.

9) cant comment on it, havent owned one. i suspect you also dont own one.

10) see #8.

</eats>

fed!
AmphetaMarinE 8:26 AM - 25 October, 2007
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.


Okay, im gay.


Jeez Sux..You must be hanging without with sixxx?


erm... I don't mean to be a bstrd, but doesn't this post also violate rule# 1 of the forum? (Be nice to others)
The E Head 8:32 AM - 25 October, 2007
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
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Hello Serato Sux.

You're entitled to your opinion of our product and company but personal attacks are not cool.

The following breaks rule #1 of our forum "be nice to others". You can read our rules here scratchlive.net

Quote:
"SERATO SUX: why I chose the name--Top 10"

6) Matt G. (Should be #1 on list);

Consider this your warning.


Okay, im gay.


Jeez Sux..You must be hanging without with sixxx?


erm... I don't mean to be a bstrd, but doesn't this post also violate rule# 1 of the forum? (Be nice to others)


Don't worry the "Okay, im gay" will draw the attention of the wannabe mod he'll do the snithcing the mods will be informed you'll see:P
nik39 12:01 PM - 25 October, 2007
To quote someone very special:
Your right.
Serato Sux 2:28 PM - 25 October, 2007
Quote:
Don't worry the "Okay, im gay" will draw the attention of the wannabe mod he'll do the snithcing the mods will be informed you'll see:P


I never said the above statement. I was "mis-quoted". That's become all the rage on this forum, to alter peoples' quotes. I think it's very Serato/Kafka-esque.

E head: we agree on much.

SweetL: I'm not bashing you, but why did you attack Jazzy Jeff? He's respected, with talent.

My point was not to bash any DJ's, but to just point-out that many of us, the ones whom actually buy an SL-1 or TTM-57SL, are sometimes treated like second-class citizens.
dj cubicle 3:02 PM - 25 October, 2007
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My point was not to bash any DJ's, but to just point-out that many of us, the ones whom actually buy an SL-1 or TTM-57SL, are sometimes treated like second-class citizens.


I think you meant to say

Quote:
sometimes act like second-class citizens


Act like an adult, get treated like one. Unless you can offer up an example of when you asked for help and did not receive it, you have no proof that you've been treated differently than others who post information about their problems and request assistance.

You've obviously created this screen name in order to stir up the pot and many people have taken the bait. It's unfortunate that you've elected to make your rude and pretentious comments with little to no evidence to back them up. You may have all the talent in the world, but I hope to God your attitude gets you nowhere.
DJ-A 3:06 PM - 25 October, 2007
i'll admit i think of him differently than others... maybe i'm being too judgemental, byt choosing a screen name of "Serato Sux" on a site where i personally use the product on a regular basis and do it as a job, well i think everyone gets my point
DJ-A 3:08 PM - 25 October, 2007
imagine owning an apple computer, going to the apple website, and choosing a user name Apple Sux.. i dont think it would go well there either
DJ CISCO 4:47 PM - 25 October, 2007
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Salud = Health

We say salud when someone sneezes, but we also use "salud" when we drink, in that case it means "cheers".

That is correct.



Actually.. We say salud cuz way back in the day.. before serato was invented.. it was believed that when you sneezed the Devil was trying to take your soul... so people would say salud to wish you good health or as a blessing.. thats why we also say bless you...
nik39 6:05 PM - 25 October, 2007
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Act like an adult, get treated like one. Unless you can offer up an example of when you asked for help and did not receive it, you have no proof that you've been treated differently than others who post information about their problems and request assistance.

You've obviously created this screen name in order to stir up the pot and many people have taken the bait. It's unfortunate that you've elected to make your rude and pretentious comments with little to no evidence to back them up. You may have all the talent in the world, but I hope to God your attitude gets you nowhere.

Wow. Well said.
J_Static 6:23 PM - 25 October, 2007
BANNED & LOCKED
Serato Sux 7:26 PM - 25 October, 2007
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BANNED & LOCKED


So, how long have you been a teacher's pet? Who were many of you kissing-up to before Scratch Live?

Quote:
Act like an adult, get treated like one. Unless you can offer up an example of when you asked for help and did not receive it, you have no proof that you've been treated differently than others who post information about their problems and request assistance.


Oh, I have proof. I just don't need to display it--unnecessary . I think you know why I won't show it.
bourbonstmc 7:31 PM - 25 October, 2007
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BANNED & LOCKED


So, how long have you been a teacher's pet? Who were many of you kissing-up to before Scratch Live?

Quote:
Act like an adult, get treated like one. Unless you can offer up an example of when you asked for help and did not receive it, you have no proof that you've been treated differently than others who post information about their problems and request assistance.


Oh, I have proof. I just don't need to display it--unnecessary . I think you know why I won't
show it.



Because we'll see you've been just as immature with other screen names?
J_Static 7:35 PM - 25 October, 2007
It's just a little while longer before he f*cks up and gets

* BANNED *

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Serato Sux 7:36 PM - 25 October, 2007
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Because we'll see you've been just as immature with other screen names?


Again, we're here to try to help Serato get their act together, not emotionally bludgeon each other. Why can't we all just get along, because the children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way! Smile on your brother.
Serato Sux 7:39 PM - 25 October, 2007
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It's just a little while longer before he f*cks up and gets

* BANNED *

W
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B
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All I've "wotched" is a string of people sling hot curses toward a fellow "Serato Brother"; in fact, a "newb," of all people!

Have you seen how long I've been registered?! I haven't been here very long, and this is how you treat me? I hop this is not how things are normally conducted here, that's for sure!
DJ Overpour 7:40 PM - 25 October, 2007
This is downright comedy now
djbriguy 8:22 PM - 25 October, 2007
Why don't you log onto your "real" name instead of hiding behind an alias.

Its like a prank call.
Dj_KaGeN 8:57 PM - 25 October, 2007
this has to be Dj Turmoils bigger sister...
sweetL 9:21 PM - 25 October, 2007
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I was "mis-quoted". All i was saying is that im really, really really annoying.

boom boom.

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SweetL: I'm not bashing you, but why did you attack Jazzy Jeff? He's respected, with talent.

he is. jazzy jeff is my number 1 dj. its called raillery, and youll find it in the thesaurus, under 'sarcasm'.

Quote:

My point was not to bash any DJ's, but to just point-out that many of us, the ones whom actually buy an SL-1 or TTM-57SL, are sometimes treated like second-class citizens.

like with the af1 trainers, the white vinyls and the white boxes! i want serato af1s.
Serato, Support
Matt G 9:40 PM - 25 October, 2007
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I believe it was this mod that called me prejudice and a bigot but in doing so he was telling me that my religion has the wrong views, kind of ironic huh


The E Head, I have never said anything about your religion. I have no idea what religion you have. If your religion says that you should hate on gays, then that's a shame but it's also none of my business unless you start doing it here on this forum. Once you do that, it's my job to tell you to not to express bigotry or hatred on this forum. If you do, then you will be banned.

Quote:
Again, we're here to try to help Serato get their act together, not emotionally bludgeon each other. Why can't we all just get along, because the children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way! Smile on your brother.


Please practice what you preach, Clark. Nasty attacks on anyone (including Serato or its employees) will not achieve your goals. As I have said to you in the past, if you want positive results then take a positive approach.
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Matt G 9:40 PM - 25 October, 2007
And I believe this thread has run its course. Time to move on.

Thread locked.
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Matt G 10:22 PM - 25 October, 2007
Ah, and the evidence is in. It's been confirmed that Serato Sux is Clark @ Breakin-Records.com, DJ Clark Breaking-Records.com, and tv4cheap.

Clark, you were told after your second ban that you were no longer welcome to participate in this forum under any new accounts. This latest account of yours has again demonstrated that you are not interested to participating constructively. As such, your permanent ban still stands and your latest account is also banned.