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Anyone know anything about the Turntables (Pioneer - Technics)

DJXL210 5:14 AM - 12 October, 2011
I have seen pictures on the net, no one is talking or knows anything so far. They are suppost to be displayed 01/?/2012
DJXL210 5:31 AM - 12 October, 2011
Take a look at the avatar on my site and see it for yourself
DJXL210 5:32 AM - 12 October, 2011
what is that?
dmandoneit 6:33 AM - 12 October, 2011
ahaha. go to skratchworx and have a look. plenty of info on there :)
dmandoneit 6:44 AM - 12 October, 2011
save you the effort of searching www.skratchworx.com
GilesDavis 6:56 AM - 12 October, 2011
Bahahah, gold. I knew from the thread title that someone had fallen for this :)
DJMark 10:25 AM - 12 October, 2011
If (God forbid) Pioneer ever started making derivations of the 1200, they would no doubt:

1) add a "digital output" and a very awkwardly-placed USB jack

2) replace the pitch control with an OLED touchscreen

3) redesign the "stop/start" "33" and "45" switches so they start failing after a year or two of heavy use

3a) redesign the motor so it fails after 2-3 years of heavy use

4) perform some cute "hi-tech"-looking cosmetics on the tonearm that would actually screw up the geometry, (in part because there's most likely no one left at Pioneer from back in the day when they last made their own quite good turntables)

5) add in some proprietary linkage to some software no one ever uses

6) supply thin inadequately-sheilded audio cables

7) redesign the deckplate using cheap thin plastic

8) remove the heavy damping material from under the deckplate and under the platter (we can make more money per unit by cutting down on both materials and shipping charges, wow we're geniuses!)

9) redesign the popup light so the "Pioneer" logo displays brightly on the surface of the record

10) price them at $1999.99 each.
Laz219 10:49 AM - 12 October, 2011
This is the best thread ever.
skratchworx 11:07 AM - 12 October, 2011
Ooops. Seems my photoshop skills seem to be fooling people into thinking the Technics/Pioneer hybrid is real.

It isn't.

I made it up in Photoshop.

People have even been calling dealers for prices. I guess I'll have to add a disclaimer line to the image to cancel out any rumours. I hate rumours.
Laz219 11:09 AM - 12 October, 2011
Considering the topic you used this photo to make a point of, the fact that people are thinking it's something legit does nothing except confirm the point you were making in that post.
skratchworx 11:16 AM - 12 October, 2011
Indeed. Perhaps I'll do a series of them just for fun.

I updated the image: www.skratchworx.com
Laz219 11:33 AM - 12 October, 2011
Should do the EmpathSL, or rane 12" MIDI controller.
Pretty sure they'd get these forums buzzing.....
skratchworx 11:51 AM - 12 October, 2011
Perhaps the NS12?
Laz219 12:26 PM - 12 October, 2011
That'd do it too, would be interesting to see what kind of hype you could generate just by posting pictures with vague hints about it (like all the manufacturers do these days anyway)
dj-freestyle 7:04 PM - 12 October, 2011
Just shows how powerful the internet. dude really thought it was real. lol lol. I read skratchworx daily and did a double take but i know better. Its to funny. His article today explains it all and made me laugh
DJ Remy USA 7:33 PM - 12 October, 2011
Quote:
If (God forbid) Pioneer ever started making derivations of the 1200, they would no doubt:

1) add a "digital output" and a very awkwardly-placed USB jack

2) replace the pitch control with an OLED touchscreen

3) redesign the "stop/start" "33" and "45" switches so they start failing after a year or two of heavy use

3a) redesign the motor so it fails after 2-3 years of heavy use

4) perform some cute "hi-tech"-looking cosmetics on the tonearm that would actually screw up the geometry, (in part because there's most likely no one left at Pioneer from back in the day when they last made their own quite good turntables)

5) add in some proprietary linkage to some software no one ever uses

6) supply thin inadequately-sheilded audio cables

7) redesign the deckplate using cheap thin plastic

8) remove the heavy damping material from under the deckplate and under the platter (we can make more money per unit by cutting down on both materials and shipping charges, wow we're geniuses!)

9) redesign the popup light so the "Pioneer" logo displays brightly on the surface of the record

10) price them at $1999.99 each.


That almost sounds like CDJ 1000....lol this gold
Wazo 10:29 PM - 12 October, 2011
Gold Jerry Gold