Damn...I wish I only lost $300 when i go to the casino...You know how many Rane 57's I could buy with the money I lose in the casinos!!

Sucks though...have fun at the game...Im actually going to the Isles/Rangers game tomorrow night. Those games are always a blast!

Go Isles!!!

Hell yea!!

300 bucks isn't too bad, be happy it wasn't more, but it still sucks when you lose any money..

you shoulda used that $300 to make it rain on some hoes.

lol...man that was 2/3's of the open box 909 i was scooping for ya :)

Kicko, I know I was thinking that as I tried to win my money back. I was going to PM you about that today actually.

At one point I was up about $350 then it went sideways. And once I dipped into my original money, i kept trying to win it back and finally lost the whole wad.

Puta madre. Que sera sera i guess. to add insult to injury my $10 mega million lotto ticket didn't get me squat either. And now two fools in NJ and GA are divying up my moolah.

i spend $800.00 dollars on a stripp club in san francisco's centerfold on sunday night shit it was all worth it , i got her number, we going out this friday ,, yeah baby, ill make it rain..

800 for a date.... umm... yeah. I hope she washes out the taste of the last penis that forked over stupid cash.

wtf you don't think about that it's fun , she is hella fine so fuck it ill find out on friday .

you among other have paid for her boobs and looks... I certainly hope she's worth it. I bet nailing a stripper for $800 will go right to the top of your opening lines of your dating resume. Ranks right up there with doing a ton of blow and getting a hooker.

yo you prolly going out friday cuz she is all booked up for the rest of the week--- daily freak

well i guess you might have be lucky considering you got at least one weekday, some dudes dont get any :)

Naa! i think she is really into me, she calls me all the time and she said that she can't wait to see me, i think she really like me we talk for hours on the phone and she seemed very sincere. i don't see what is wrong with that, besides im not paying her to go out with me i already gave her the money for the vip treatment. whats wrong with dating a stripper?

hahaha, i know some strippers, they tell me they get guys like you, and mindfuck them into serious debt. yeaaaaa your special, your different!

LOL

Yeah dude, I've banged a few strippers over the years and I've tattooed quite a few also. So I've heard many stories about shit they do. Watch ya back. Before you know it, you just might be sellin' all ya shit on ebay to pay for that ass.

most the strippers ive talked to say they can even do it without EVER giving up the ass.
strange thing...most of the ones ive met are realtors by day??????

hahaha ! is funny that your saying that cause my last g/f was a stripper and yup i did all that even gave her my car got her an appartment pay for it and she just left, but she was the best ass i ever had, so here we go again i met another one, thanks for the advise. p.s. when i ran out of money i sold my sl 1 for $300.00 but now i got it back.

DUDE, garcia man, that is insane man. they probably know it each other man.

Strippers Anonymous.

I'm in love with a Stripper.......Sounds like a very Popular Song.

Yeah man tell me about it, the last thing that happened, 2 weeks ago her sister ask me to dj for her b-day and i said ill do it ,if her sister won't show up she said no problem , well she did and she show up with some dude. i was so mad i was playing and she was grinding on this dude in front of me . she kept looking at me i was so mad , i don't know how i kept my cool through the night cause all her family was there, but i was getting drunk , by 12:30 her sisters started fighting with her and i finally stopped the music got on the mic and said, if somebody doesn't get this bitch out of here i will go home so she left, big ass drama ..so yeah i think they know each other.

sorry bro, but you are an idiot.

distorted comfort in familiar pain.....

rofl i love it.

If youre a poker player, NEVER PLAY at the Detroit Casinos, by far the shittiest card rooms I've ever played in. Go up to Mt Pleaseant and play at Soaring Eagle... Much nicer environment.

Hey! Don't hijack my thread with strippers...

Back to me <--

Actually I don't play much poker. I tried to play "let it rid" and i got no hands whatsoever.

I usually stick to craps. I love that game. It can be so fun sometimes, as long as the people at the table are cool.

I think the turning point was when the drink wench grabbed my ass. It all went backwards from there...

"rid" = ride

Dude say this ain't so, you need serious mackin' lessons.

Lesson 1: You are somebody and they should be honored that you take the time to go out/be with them.

There are more lessons, but just keep that first thought in mind and it will prevent you from going overboard----giving her your car, paying for her apt---WTF

Also, they don't respect dudes that do things you do, they feel that you have no backbone and they can get anything they want out of you. Now there is nothing wrong with treating a lady special after you have known for a while, but you got to set limits, you have to be in control, not like okay here's my car, I'll pay your rent. And yes you probably could afford to do that, but that ain't the point. Anyway, to each his own.

Fine...we can talk about stripper and mackin. I will allow it on my thread.

I'm with unknown...you never pay for a chick's bills. That's so obvious its not even in my getting bitches 10 commandments.


"get your independant ass outta here; question?"

I feel bad everyone is jacking your thread...Ill start up a new one for you!

Man I don't mean to keep dwelling on this but more I read this, the more it disturbs me. One---you shouldn't have did the party in the first place (regardless of if you thought she was not going to be there), two---if you did the party, you should have never let her see you sweat---in otherwords ignore her, even if it affects you, act like it has no effect on you whatsoever. Man chicks (not all) tend to be attention craving whores---Ignore that ishhhhh, you are just feeding her ego by getting mad, she is only doing that to get a rise out of you, see if she has still got it---that control over you.

"You're puttin the pussy on a pedestal"

Also, you should have probably banged her sister.

Yeah...you're treating it like some kind of greek goddess...pussiliah.

just follow these simple man rules and you can't go wrong.

1. Don't fall in love
2. Consistency is king (from the beginning)
3. Don't fall in love
4. You're the one she gets the pleasure of being around not vice versa
5. Don't chase them; replace them
6. Don't buy jewelry (every gift you give should have value to yourself)
7. Cell phone conversations must be by necessity (no useless calls to the cell)
8. Be a gentleman until its time to not be a gentleman
9. Retain control through decisiveness
10. Bros before hoes

Whats with the whole pussy on a pedestal thing?!...thats the second time I've heard that!

Herrera has some good points. But... I think it all depends on the chick you're with. If it's a Stripper... then live by "Herrera's 10."
If it's a cool chick that you're really diggin' (non-stripper) then commandment #2 is key. Be consistent from the beginning. Lay your foundation well. i.e. That you're a DJ and you're going to be around a lot of chicks, that they're most likely going to be hitting on you, that you need to chill with the fellas, etc. A poorly laid foundation, leads to a relationship that will eventually crumble.
As far as "Putting the pussy on a pedestal" If the chick that's attached to that pussy is worth it... put it up there. The chicks that are worth keeping long-term, should be treated well. In turn, they'll treat you well.

Right.. take the pussy off the pedestal... then take mom off the pedestal and you'll be way further ahead.

Don't take it from me.. take it from David D.

HittinSkinz, my rules above are basically the "gettin hoes commandments" not the "finding a wifey commandments" although both sets of commandments do share some rules, some are different.

But the goals of these two scenarios are quite different.

I also have a third set of commandments as well:

"keeping the hoes and wifey separate commandments"

But i don't have time to list them out right now. Maybe later if I get freetime.

Strippers annonamous
gamblers annonamous
listen to Tom leykis!!!!
this is great

Young herrera, excellent 10 rules!!

i use to think like dj young for like 5 yrs n from no where i fall in love...well u cnt help it...it jus happens mate...but yeh probably instead of "dnt fall in love" u could replace that with "dnt waste your time dating slags" lolll

damn, i came back to this thread to write about how i came in second in my texas hold 'em tourney on friday, and now it's all about strippers!

btw, "Don't chase them; replace them".......CLASSIC.

I just came in second in my holdem tourney...guy just called my big blind, I flopped 2 pair with a rainbow on the board...I check, he bets into me, I smooth call...next card is a 4, doesn't help anything, he bets, I go all in, he calls, he's got a pair of 4s and I got 2 pair, 8s and 5s, he rivers a 4 and wins. Boohoo.

I did it again...dropped a quick hundy on the craps table saturday night.

What are we going to with you!!! How far away from the casino are you??

40 mins door to door. but I play out downtown all the time. its so easy to just go to the casino after.