LMAO

Your dignity, and theirs.

Depends on if you use Monopoly money or not...

What the heezy?!?!?!?

i guess i should have specified how long these scattered showers would last. i'm just trying to get a ballpark idea.

anyone?

"Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!"

man, i think you're thinking of a whole different kinda "make it rain"

i'd say two hundred dollars in ones would at least make it drizzle.

I've been in a pissed off mood all day... until I saw this thread title. Thanx a-swift. This is the funniest s**t ever (or at least for the rest of the day).

You know.. i DJ in a strip club 4 nights a week.. and there is nothing more that keeps the girls away from a customer then saying "I'm going to Make it rain" b/c the girls know you are just fronting and are young and wont be the big money spender. I see guys all the time say they are going to make it rain.. then throw money on the girls... but the girls never make SHIT off those guys b/c thats all they ever do... they dont realy spend the BIG money over time wich is what the girls realy care about.. big money meaning the old retired guy who has nothing better to do then to spend $1000+ a week on the same girl every week. So whats some young punk throwing $100 in ones all over the stage.. that she now has to pick up b/c the guy thought it would make him look cool to do that instead of putting it in her garder.. when thegirls could just sit with some old guy and talk for a few hours and make a hell of a lot more money? The term "Make it Rain" just makes you look like a young punk frontin' that you have money to these girls!!!

So, if all I have are quarters, would that be making it hail?

If you are in the garden, And you happen to leave some tools
out on the lawn: a rake, a hoe, maybe a trowel.

Then you go to turn on the sprinkler (like today), perhaps you could make it artificially rain on a hoe (or rake).

So, not that much effort or money, really.

damn disturbed. after that post, i don't even want to make it rain anymore. now i gotta be old and rich to get girls in the stripclub to like me?

phuckit. i'm going back to old fashioned chasing ass in the regular club then. spit game, buy a drink or two, a little dancing if i have enough to drink. and if it's a good night, maybe posted up in vip with a bottle to front like i got stacks of cash.

what am i thinking though. nothing pulls like bein on the decks at a hot spot. oh well.

and that doesn't cost me *anything*

Hell yeah.. to bad im getting married soon.. so im on lockdown.. miss those days... Hell I cant evn get a b-day dance from one of the girls at work tonight for my birthday today b/c of that!! :-(

LOL!

hahahahhaha

Just put the quarters into a sock and get the ladies Kentucky style.

S

Now that shit is funny. I almost spit water all over my monitor at work.

I prefer the old fashion way as well. Nice clothes and cool car. As long as you can carry a conversation, this seems to work well at regular clubs.

Since when is pickin up hoes about money. Only thing you need is a strong Pimp Hand.

Make it Rain? Bitch ill make it rain blows upon yo head less u go get me my money.

I wish a bitch would.

I am lucky when I hit the titty clubs. My one boy LOVES strip joints. Dude is like known.

I for one cant justify spending 2-3 bucks on some whore to rub their stank on my hanglow, so my boy just does it for me just so he's got someone to roll with.
I dont think there's been a time I have gone with him that he hasnt dropped at least 1500 in a night.
That my friends will get the ho's raining all over your asses until you cant stand the smell no more.

i have a friend who drops like 1500 a week on strip clubs, and i told dude he has a problem. seriously. he thinks i'm just hatin because i can't drop 1500 a week at the stip club. i told him i *could*, but why the hell would i. matter of fact, i'm callin out anyone who spends $1500 a week at strip clubs. i don't care how much money you got. if you spend $1500 a week at strip clubs, you have a problem.

True. If youn spend $1500 a week on anything, you have a problem.

unless it's rekkids. then it's okay.

dude, why you gotta blast me out here? Didn't we make nicey nice? :P

throw a beer on 'em... be way more fun than drinking the over priced seemingly watered down beverage, and let me know who's got the bank roll.. I'm sure one of the shady lady's will work that outta your pocket on a single lap dance. My buddy got straight jacked at one of those joints. Then got kicked out for asking questions, and wondering where his wallet was.. Then we later found out who did heist his wallet, and we actually had mutual friends that knew this bitch. She laffed and said - oh ya, I probably bought a big ole bag of weed with your cash..

Ask Pacman Jones. During All-Star Weekend in Vegas..

deadspin.com

well i kinda knew it would happen. post a thread about how to make it rain on some hoes and *not* get a pacman jones reference? probably expecting too much.

speaking of pacman jones though,.. that kid is a MESS. i don't know who's moe of a mess, britney spears or pacman jones. what is making all these people crazy? can someone tell me?

fame.

just the title of this thread alone made me laugh!

as far as pacman jones vs. britney, i would submit this evidence toward the case that pacman is more of a mess: his mom and her friend got arrested because of some stuff he had up in the crib. in the end, his mom was released...but her friend spent actual jail time!

when your moms is almost thrown in the slammer, you officially win the contest. unless, of course, the other persons mom is thrown in for real.

depends on the beazy.

so from everything you guys are tellin me. if it's raining cash (and not some of that other nasty stuff),.. a stack of ones, maybe less than a grand *could* do it.

...you planning on shooting this out of an air cannon at an event?

yeah, a *private* event.