hahaha excellent! Stickied. (And thanks for the props)

Good stuff, I was waiting for something like this

dj p's gig was COMEDY
HAH

Aw shucks--thanks! :D

thanks guys for the coolest forum personality nomination

No thanks for the coolest forum personality lack of nomination

oh man, you made him cry. he's gone home!
Damn, and we were just about to release version 8.3!
;)

that's f*** up

lol,,,I nominate James,,,I want 8.3 lol

Well... in that case will 1.7.0 suffice?

LOL! My bad James, you're still my dude!

Forum Memeber Most Likely to Help You When You Really Need It:

BEsides Nik, -> Konix. Almost EVERYTIME when i say "Hey, i know that, i'll tell him how to fix his problem".... Konix already answered it :)

Most Helpful Rane/SSL Employee:

Don't forget Shaun!

He deserves a f#ckin trophy, for talkin with me like an hour on the phone back in 2004, few hours before i bought my SL1 on a holiday-trip in NY. I asked tons of questions with my poor english-skills, even the most ridiculous verbalized ones - i was extremly nervous (like asking if the poweradapter will work in Europe in such way:

"The thing with that line, you put into those thing in the wall with the 2 tiny holes, where ACDC comes out, will this work in Europe, even if we have like other ACDC - much more power" - followed by a "Yes, sure it will work" and at least 3x "Are you sure? " from my side)

Every question was answered very nice and kindly, and he described everything so i understood it.....

Thanks again Shaun :)

Most funny Rane/SSL Employee, and probably best choice to get stoned with

Sam

Best Mixtape made by a Forum Member

DEFINITELY Monk-A's "Alpha Male Posturing". Soooo damn fresh. Track-selection, scratches, transitions... everything superb. Added to my All-Time favourite-list.

I just INVESTED like an hour of my word *night* watching DJ P's videos. OMG. fuckin' dude is serious! lol

I mean *work* night lol

It's officially official:

Forum Memeber Most Likely to Help You When You Really Need It:

1. Nik39
2. Konix (he does offer help A LOT.... thanks for the nomination Phil!)
3. Musicmeister

Most Helpful Rane/SSL Employee:

1. Sam
2. Shaun (based on him talking with Phil on the phone(!) and wading through Phil's poor English to help him out)
3. Andy (...sorry dude)

Most funny Rane/SSL Employee, and probably best choice to get stoned with

1. Sam (for sure)
2. The lady at the US Rane office that handles the clearances for the use of the Rane & SSL logos. She said it was "totally cool" for me to use the Rane logo on my website as long I followed the rules "and shit" for use. (I think she was stoned then...she didn't actually say "and shit")

Best Mixtape made by a Forum Member:

1. "Alpha Male Posturing" by Monk A (although I haven't heard it. I bet it's nice)
2. "Power 106 Mix" by DJ AM (because it was creative and the fact that circus music was used)

Best Last Minute Ditch Effort to Get Nominated for "Something":

1. DJ BIS (LOL!) - scratchlive.net

Artist We Wish Would Spontaneously Combust in 2007:

1. Lil Wayne - for letting the words "I'm a legend in this game" come out of his mouth
2. Jim Jones - just because

Is there a "Most banned category"

Lets see....
SolKim
nomolos jd
s0l0m0n
SYK39

thats a pretty impressive list.
I feel so misunderstood.
fuck you all

^^^ ROTFL!!!

SolKim and SYK39 are the same person. That makes it worse. Ha!

knock, knock ;)

Above listed are ALL the same

Sorry, I have a life. I don't have time to stalk other men, soory. I'll leave that up to the professionals, like you.

I'm mad y'all don't have a "Vintage" (cc:Thundercat), or "Most Likely To Use A Realistic Mixer" category...

Wow clark, I guess for you I would have had to write 25x ;)

Anyhow.

25 aliases? lol!

knock, knock ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

U lost me, sorry, Fam.

hey, no love for:

our boys Roman Zerano
& soon-2-be-ex-FS2user www.scratchlive.net
and or FS2-4salePM @ soon-2-be-ex-FSuser www.scratchlive.net

jim jones? but he's ballin!

NIk39 was hated on and DJ P's video was hilarious...

Damn I gotta work harder to be on the 2007 list.....

Damn... I made the helpful list...Thanks for the nomination...

Time to start working on making the asshole list next year!

And for banned member missed least I nominate:
click!

The Real Roman Zerano ....

This dude should win something .... I am not sure what exactly ...

^^ LOL... I'm open to suggestions

You should add a BEST SSL FEATURE ADDED IN 2006.

I would say...HANDS DOWN.... MASTER TEMPO!

Nah. I would say the ability to destroy Final Scratch.

Best Thread Of 2006 Nominee
Thread: youTube music vidz (It's as if i stepped into a time machine) scratchlive.net
Author: DJ_Mike_Coquilla

Sixxx don't you mean "Final CRASH"...........

Anyone seen the new computer DJ'ing software out, think it's called "CUE." Saw it advertised in the new "Scratch" magazine. It's by NUMARK, it allows you to mix video and audio in the same interface........They made it for WINDOWS ONLY.......

I'm like "WOW, Numark can't even make DECENT MIXERS, how they gonna waste consumers time and money by trying to beat out SSL.

^^ Hmm.... That's actually a good one. Consider it done.

Best Feature Added in 2006

1. Master Tempo
2. BPM Tapper (I know... I'm reaching)

ahh.. scratch #2 BPM tapper... how about the non-crashing overview builder.

Man, HUSH YO' MOUF. Numark mixers used to be THE SHIT........














back in the day....

19" Steel Numark PPD's YO!!!! Those babies were tanks!!!

notice in small little letters you wrote....


back in the day.....

IT's 2007, THEY SUCK NOW..... Thanks for playing, NEXT!

aw... no mention for dj praise....

Watchyoutube.com

for wrecking all our "serato doesnt make our job easy... i swear!" arguments...

^^^ Shame on us ... how could we forget :)

i think im the only one on the planet.. who has nothing bad to say about numark mixers!

my dxm-06 has been mullered non-stop for 3 years now... and its still great... ocassional fader bleed if i leave the mixer uncovered, but a blast of air sorts it - its still a contact fader, after all.

i've been caining my numark dxm 06 for 2-3 years now too, same problem... but no others. (bleeding x fader) not bad for the price, honestly. it is a performer.

no love 4 that one thread 'Sit or Stand = during #1s' ?

That was funny!

I still think you're the funniest, DJ_Mike_Coquilla--no disrespect to the others.

yo clark, yous my dawg ;)

Man, I saw this and was like..WTF? They need some type of initiation process before you buy Serato or something...

Yo, he (DJ Praise) tried to catch that damn backspin in the beginning....So that's how Relative Mode works...huh?

Did you guys see what "djskeetz" wrote in the comments? Classic! Where's that guy been?

at least he made his bed :) Watchwww.youtube.com on torg

Hahahaha!

That guy is multitalented.. now he can spin commercial pop-house. :)) After showing his hiphop skilllliiiz.

Wait... he should get an award, seriously, he isnt using any TTs or CD players. Just this funky controller.

I dont see where all the hate is comin from. He's probably better than 80% of the people on the forums.

Okay, dude ain't that bad except for him relying on the screen, but that Torq demo was way better than what he does with tables. Does torq auto beatmatching work that well? He should sell his TT's and his TTM57 and stick with Torq and the Trigger Finger.

Another thing, is he serving Christ or serving drinks? Look at all those bottles on the shelf of the first video.

It's funny 'cause it's true...

Isn't he supposed to have come back under some other name?

So that's why people like torq, that thing will mix everything for you. What's the dj world coming to. That's pretty weak in my opinion. Why is he even using headphones, it's not like he needs to beat match.

And it still sounds off beat.......

seriously... this dude has just jumped up my 'must speak with them directly to express how unimpressed i am' list... to number one.

not just that he's claiming to dj, but he's claiming to dj in the name of Christ....

Blasphemy !!

I so want to smear his glasses with vaseline....
--- (yes, I'm prepard to go to hell for that one)

I vote BriChi as

BEST OF 2006
Problem Solver Superhero

for his work in this thread right here:
www.scratchlive.net

Not hating on BriChi - but climbing up the ass of a company that has obviously made a serious boo boo in their design of the specific motherboard that EFFECTS the use of SSL... Hmmm.. Perhaps on the Mac boards I'd support this gesture and deliver a cape and an "S" on his chest, but not here.

I don't expect anyone to climb up my ass either (that would hurt),,,but, in my offense, i narrowed this down to a flaw that can easily be resolvedin osx, and i put a lot of time into figuring this out because i knew a lot of people were waiting for someone to figure to do so. I don't want a cape and I didn't do this for people to praise me, But i'm on this board to help people and I think the amount of days i put into this in troubleshooting the problem and narrowing it down to one specific issue in osx has answered alot of questions for people including myself. Thanks guys

offense=defense

I agree with grrillatactics. BriChi definately was the one to narrow down the issue. Regardless of whose fault is was or whatever mstakes were made.

NEW ADD:

Best Problem Solver:

1. BriChi - For his work on narrowing down the Macbook/Pro problem: www.scratchlive.net

out voted by mac users... go figure. lol

Kagen, I think that if you read the full thread of the problem and troubleshooting done you would have seen that I put a lot of time into figuring out a "Known issue" on the forum. I figured the problem out and the cause of it and recently I have put it into Apple's hands so they can change some coding in OSX. Calling Apple and nagging them that my sl1 box doesn't work well with my Macbook is not what I did and I think that's the impression you are under. I didn't call Apple until I found out why the problem is happening. People are not thanking me just because I put a phone call into Apple, Anyone could have done that, People have thanked me because I narrowed down a major bug on one of the ports on the Macbook line. Again, I don't need anyone to thank me, I just did this to help the Macbook people out, I just wish you wouldn;t play it off like "Why are you all thanking brichi just because he's nagging Apple". It's a little more involved than that and shouldn't be played off as no big deal. I'm not trying to start a war over this because personally I can care less, but I don't want to get blown off on something that i put a lot of time into, If that's what's going to happen on this forum in the future, then I might as well not even be on to try and help out

Yeah, us mac guys stick together. lol (even though i use pc's too)

BriChi - fist of all, I HAVE READ THAT THREAD, and the other like it.
Here is where my issue starts.


I know the bug exists when it is used with other software packages. Beleive it or not, I have been doing my homework. I base my opinions on products based on the experiences of other folks on the board going thru their trials and tribulations. I will say this, I truly believe you are an asset to the serato communuity, I think you're self appointented task of getting thru to mac has a lot of merit (I respect your dedication in trying to make Apple aware that they need to fix a blatent fuck up). I'm not down playing you by any means. But you have to admit, the issue is mac born and not of Serato's doing. That is the only reason I spoke up.

sorry Kagen, I wasn't trying to be a d*ck about this. I agree with you 100% with your post above, thanks for the reply Kagen, I know you and I just try to help out as much as possibe

no worries man... I hope ole Steve sends you a cape and a "S" sticker for your chest though.... LOL

LOL,,,thanks

I was not suggesting BriChi should get a big red "S" and a cape (unless capes are your thing), I was thinking more along the lines of Spiderman, what with all of the quips and such...

;-)

I'll settle for a ttm57 sign on my chest

T-Shirt sent.

(if you voted for the shirt designs)

:thumbsup:

I deserve one as well. With a biiiig "P", no, not for pussy, penis or prick, for "policing officer" :)

Nice!

i'll settle for a pair of those Wonder Woman style braclets that can protect me from harmful bullets or lasers. The left will have scribed "Sratch" and the right will have scribed "Live".... which leads me to another question.... i Wonder what a female super hero would be like.... in bed?

Sratch?

geeze, i think i forgot a letter "c"

Mike, you're thinking too tame.....


















Get a female super VILLIAN IN BED! I hear Catwoman can "Purr" like crazy in strange places...

to Purr or not to Purr
to Humm or not to Humm, that is the question

Most boring forum section

1. Feature suggestions
You got a great idea? Whoa... do you think in almost 3 years noone had that idea before? Are you sure?

^^^ LOL!

That's true. Although it now serves as like, a voting service--root for your favourite feature-wish! It lets the mods know the most popular feature we'd all like to see next. I'm always trying to pump up MIDI in there when I get the chance.

biggest scandal or mystery on the forum? hint.... state your gender :)

Sharpest Dressed forum Member

Dj K. Smith

BriChi gets my vote. Thanks for all the work you have put into this BriChi, it's made a big difference in getting a fix for this problem.

not best dancer?

crushed.....v......


.... :) nevermind :)

Funniest common noob comment from Forum Members

I keep hearing this high pitched sound coming from my record player. I tried rebooting but the sound is still there

Best dance by a forum Member at a SSL Jammy Jam

Dj K. Smith

Watchwww.youtube.com

Hahahahahahaha! Thats a classic clip!!!

Best DJ Mix w/o using EQ's

1. Thundercat
scratchlive.net
That dude is delivering an awesome mix w/o touching any eq's at all! You think its a fake? Well his mixer doesnt even have eq's at all! :)

Best dreadlocks on a forum Member

Dj K. Smith

I think a-swift has you beat.

***taps Nik on shoulder***

The mixer DOES have an EQ on it....

Wow. Thanks nik. My new mixer does have channel EQ's, but yes this mix was done straight up as you describe. Anyone with the same tracks can duplicate it as presented.

I meant channel EQs.

TC, did you touch the normal EQs during your mix?

No sir.

Me thinks not... lol

oooooooooooo........ Dreadlock battle!!

"Oh, look! They're break-dance fighting!"

considering, braids are NOT dread locks....

yeah im at the top of the nomanation list, i feel special!

Woah! just seen this... thanks guys

*wipes tears from cheek*

I'd, I'd, just like to thank.....

*cries*

in all seriousness, new AMP mixe about two weeks away.

hey T.C.! thanks for the nomination :)
that thread and the other thread (slowdance) --> www.scratchlive.net
became an obession of mine :)

*wiping my tears after changing my own diaper, those chopped onions can burn one's eye out*

You sissies !!!

Alright..

I have a new nomiation for "best one liner in a thread"

www.scratchlive.net

Uno Sies' response got me rolling harder then any one liner I have read in a LOOOOONG time...

January draws to an end, time to un-sticky...

^^ Yeah.

Was gonna sugest the obvious category "funniest forum thread". Hard to choose, really.



I don't get it...

No, wait a sec...

Who wins for "Most longest confusing posts of 2006?"

errr nevermind :P

I never read that thread until just now...
LMFAO!!!!!!

Forget all of y'all for nominating me for nada. I don't want an award, anyway!

Clark gets the most ressurected banned user award 2006

Word!
Every now and then I come across a topic where someone's banned him. And that's my final coment on that.

I know it's about '06, but I'd like to nominate something for this year...
"Quickest Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park Off-Topic Swerving Reply"

www.scratchlive.net

sixx:

Have't seen a topic go so off-track so fast, and I've seen many here. Notice how people made an effort to keep it off track from that point on.

Hi this is DJ Praise aka 2006 nominee:

Everybody entitled to their own opinion but I'm suprised at the negative energy directed towards me here. I thought a DJ forum was where people were encouraged to learn and not degraded. I've never claimed to be even an average DJ. I just started spinnning last year and am a newb. I own a software consulting business and wish I could practice more. I post on YouTube because my friends ask me to and it helps me learn. I occassionally get feedback that helps.

I say I'm spinning to serve Christ is because I feel God's leading me to use DJ'ing to serve others. I started DJ'ing because my friends asked me to. Some didn't have enough money for a wedding DJ and others wanted a DJ for their charitable event (Team in Training). I turn down offers to DJ at clubs/bars because I don't want to support some of the shady stuff that happens there (drunkness, drugs etc.). I say this not to brag but to help you understand where I'm coming from.

I agree that the choice of music isn't the most edifying. I love hip-hop beats but not the content. I struggle with this. I'm not perfect - that's what makes me a believer of Jesus Christ. I admit to be a sinner (who struggles) and needs forgiveness for my sins. My current plan is to incorporate some Christian artists and hope to do entire remixes in the future. Like I said I just started so I'm just getting used to everything.

If you want to learn more my faith beyond the vids then check out my blog jchan.spaces.live.com

As you can see by the dancing in my videos I love to DJ. I'm not going to stop and hopefully by God's grace will get better.

christ or no christ, you still need to practice more, I saw vast improvement from you first video to the most recent video, but ehhh, youre still shaky. Ppl are just bitter and pissed that a newb like you can all of the sudden get into DJing and learn to mix with waveforms, while most of us had to take months, even years to perfect the mix. People are hating, me included, but you made a nice little post here, so I will TRY not to hate- no promises tho.

DJ Praise, I've been DJ'ing for a while now and it's one thing I've come to realize. Many DJs are a very stuck-up sort. They'll make rude, crass comments on these dj forums, securely hid behind user id's. Funny thing is many who make the negative comments are probably only great in their on minds. Some will have the balls to speak up and at least try and offer constructive criticism, but many just don't have the mental capacity. Keep on practicing dood, and keep posting your vids. You're a good honest kid who really loves what he does and that's all that matters. Thanks for having the guts to come on this forum and speak up for yourself.

boy! you couldn't handle the club with a wack ass song selection like that.

but yea, im just jealous, like solomon said. im done.

Hey, i nominated you... i also have to congratulate you on the courage it took to come on here and speak out directly.

My problem isnt that i think im a better dj than you, or that i have videos to post of that evidence, you may well be ten times better.

You're new to dj'ing.. well done, you're doing well and you are brave to post videos of urself playin on youtube, not sure i would.

Its the 'djing in the name of christ' thing that gets me.

i posted my thoughts are this dude on his video. wish i could do it here.

DJ Praise,

The video I saw was interesting. You have alot of potential, but as I've seen in other posts it is obvious you have not put in the practice (the time or the passion) I have been a DJ for 10 years, I have been where you are...new toys and a little knowlege are a nasty combo. You have to learn to crawl before you can walk. I am saying nothing about your "set list" picking music comes with experiance in front of crowds...it's the way your "mixes" were put together...have you heard the term "train Wreck"? Those mixes could've been alot cleaner. Also you shouldn't scratch, just to do it, Have a purpose(just my opinion). Keep practicing, not posting videos. If you are looking for pointers, not "you suck" messages send me a message at my My Space...www.myspace.com

Either way, good luck to you, and God Bless.

The little bit of know how I got you're welcome to it... Keep doing what makes you happy dude, regardless of what other people on a "dj forum" think...