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SSL Killed the business of DJ'in.
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SSL Killed the business of DJ'in.
Crickett
12:55 AM - 20 February, 2010
No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
Audio1
12:59 AM - 20 February, 2010
SSL did not kill the business of DJing.
Its still alive and well.
AGAIN, If DJ's are being undercut, They arent doing something right.
There is a thin line between the working DJ's and the noobs.... Technology isnt changing that. Experience > Lack of Experience.
Have a newbie rock a wedding or a club with 10,000 people and tell me if they are able to. I bet you not.
/deadhorse
Its still alive and well.
AGAIN, If DJ's are being undercut, They arent doing something right.
There is a thin line between the working DJ's and the noobs.... Technology isnt changing that. Experience > Lack of Experience.
Have a newbie rock a wedding or a club with 10,000 people and tell me if they are able to. I bet you not.
/deadhorse
Audio1
1:00 AM - 20 February, 2010
Did you buy Traktor yet? Everyone hating on Serato. Never saw this much hate when the CDJ's came out.
Crickett
1:06 AM - 20 February, 2010
For the record playboy.. I've been using SSL since '05.. And maybe where you live the game might still be what you clame it is... But the Biz here in Chicago isn't the same.
Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook... Now, have I gotten dropped? No... But I see what's happening around me and I have to say it's pretty fucked up. Clubs/Bars are feeling the pinch of the poor economy and instead of sticking with the right people they're increasingly turning to Free'Jay's.
And your right.. This topic has been beat so many times it's scary.. But it needs to be a topic that stay's in the back of everyone's mind going forward.
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Did you buy Traktor yet? Everyone hating on Serato. Never saw this much hate when the CDJ's came out.For the record playboy.. I've been using SSL since '05.. And maybe where you live the game might still be what you clame it is... But the Biz here in Chicago isn't the same.
Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook... Now, have I gotten dropped? No... But I see what's happening around me and I have to say it's pretty fucked up. Clubs/Bars are feeling the pinch of the poor economy and instead of sticking with the right people they're increasingly turning to Free'Jay's.
And your right.. This topic has been beat so many times it's scary.. But it needs to be a topic that stay's in the back of everyone's mind going forward.
DJ Art Pumpin Payne
1:06 AM - 20 February, 2010
Actually, SSL didn't kill it....
I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Crickett
1:11 AM - 20 February, 2010
I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
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Actually, SSL didn't kill it....I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
the_black_one
1:14 AM - 20 February, 2010
I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
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Actually, SSL didn't kill it....I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
the_black_one
1:14 AM - 20 February, 2010
I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
Quote:
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Actually, SSL didn't kill it....I thought really long and really, really hard before I bought Serato - $450-550 for me back then was a very hefty price tag to become a digital DJ (or so I thought before I bought it). I would do it AGAIN without hesitation now.
Most people don't drop $500 on a whim for such a small part of the gear (CD decks and a mixer and burned CD's work as well as a Laptop) to rock a party,
Its NOT Serato but guys with Cracked versions of Virtual DJ and doing the Limewire and Blog thing.
Serato is still an investment (u need hardware and MAYBE some skills), Virtual DJ is just another download...
Continue....
Art,
I have to respectfully disagree.
For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)
I should have prefaced my post with the inclusion of SSL and "cheap music over the internet" as the contributing factors to the state of the biz here in Chicago.. Once again I won't speak for other places. (Just Chicago)
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
DJ Art Pumpin Payne
1:24 AM - 20 February, 2010
Not even that much....
Cracked Version of Virtual DJ with Automix & Backspin = Free
1/8 Mini plug (and maybe an optional Craigslist Mixer) = less than $50
Google searches = free
Instant DJ for less that $50 - I've seen DJ's here in Detroit working Bars with Virtual DJ and a 1/8 line out plug.
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For a very small investment. Say $1,300.. You can pretty much buy the basics. (SSL,Netbook, CDJ)Not even that much....
Cracked Version of Virtual DJ with Automix & Backspin = Free
1/8 Mini plug (and maybe an optional Craigslist Mixer) = less than $50
Google searches = free
Instant DJ for less that $50 - I've seen DJ's here in Detroit working Bars with Virtual DJ and a 1/8 line out plug.
DJ NoNseNse
1:25 AM - 20 February, 2010
No matter how much you charge, if your not good then you aren't gonna make it very far. I think serato just made it more competitive and tougher for the average dj's to make it. Years ago it was so easy to get gigs. If anything killed the business it would be the promoters.
DJ Ritmo
1:35 AM - 20 February, 2010
Im getting on my promo hustle now. Let me tell you if you do what a real promoter is suppose to do its a lot of work to stay competitive because its easy to get a promo crew and get the party cracking at some club and easily pull 400.00 on a easy night. DJs around me arent getting paid that much. The only guys that get real money in the DJ business they do it all time and not just a weekend hustle. My point is that the local entertainment business is tough on both ends.
Djaward
3:15 AM - 20 February, 2010
Thats why I have a day job.. Just in case something happens.. If your income is only from djing, then I recommend you get a second job. Times are tough, and clubs will do anything to save money. Even get a sorry dj that they pay $100 instead of a good dj for $400.. Ive seen it happen here in hollywood. Yeah the dj might not know what hes doing, but all he needs is a hit song to get the dance floor packed.. And the funny part about this whole situation is that the sorry dj always has a HUGE following.
ZESH!
3:33 AM - 20 February, 2010
SSL Killed DJing?
well
It saved my BACK! ... Even trade
Fuck Yo Couch!
well
It saved my BACK! ... Even trade
Fuck Yo Couch!
BERTO
5:59 AM - 20 February, 2010
ive been tryin to get better and better so i can get a club residency it all comes down to whos bringing ppl in(bar) and making them dance(money)
DJ GOODFOOT
6:48 AM - 20 February, 2010
This thread is so funny because about 12+ years ago I was saying the same things about CD decks when they came out and any chump could take a weekend and load a bunch of music on some disks to play for nothing.
I was lucky enough to be a DJ when it was a rare talent and was more of a passion then a hobby. It took true dedication to find, store, and carry that vinyl around. I probably couldn't count the hours I've spent in the basements of record stores sifting through crates to find that one gem, but I wouldn't trade it for a second to have everything at my fingertips like the guys starting out today. That time and effort has made me a better DJ and given me an appreciation for the music that I have in my library that you can't buy for .99.
Sure, I lost a lot of gigs to the CD Jukebox guys but I noticed two things:
1) Most of the shows I lost to someone undercutting my price were ones that I wouldn't want to take anyway either because there would be a problem collecting payment or because they were too cheap to put any money in quality promotion and production. If the event sucks it's your name on the bill...
2) For those promoters that I did work for but instead hired an inexperienced DJ they always regretted the decision and came back to me for the next gig, lesson learned.
You can't control whether some celebrity gets hired on name recognition or if you lose a gig because someone else will do it for free to have fun. You can however, set yourself apart by building a reputation as someone who will deliver quality and draw a crowd.
I was lucky enough to be a DJ when it was a rare talent and was more of a passion then a hobby. It took true dedication to find, store, and carry that vinyl around. I probably couldn't count the hours I've spent in the basements of record stores sifting through crates to find that one gem, but I wouldn't trade it for a second to have everything at my fingertips like the guys starting out today. That time and effort has made me a better DJ and given me an appreciation for the music that I have in my library that you can't buy for .99.
Sure, I lost a lot of gigs to the CD Jukebox guys but I noticed two things:
1) Most of the shows I lost to someone undercutting my price were ones that I wouldn't want to take anyway either because there would be a problem collecting payment or because they were too cheap to put any money in quality promotion and production. If the event sucks it's your name on the bill...
2) For those promoters that I did work for but instead hired an inexperienced DJ they always regretted the decision and came back to me for the next gig, lesson learned.
You can't control whether some celebrity gets hired on name recognition or if you lose a gig because someone else will do it for free to have fun. You can however, set yourself apart by building a reputation as someone who will deliver quality and draw a crowd.
skratchworx
10:29 AM - 20 February, 2010
I feel that the correct phrase is "technology changed the art of DJing".
DJing is alive, well and bigger than ever before. Technology has simply made is accessible to a much wider level of user, so instead of just being a relatively specialised trade/hobby/pastime, all sorts of people are trying t out for themselves.
The key here is nothing to do with software or advances in hardware technology - it's a simple matter of people not having to make a massive investment in vinyl. This effectively was the dongle for old school DJs, whereas new DJs simply trade music without a thought for the artists.
SSL didn't start the DVS revolution, but certainly has legitimised and stabilised it into a respected sector of the market. Whether it can stay there is a question that will be answered in the next 5-10 years. Personally speaking, once controllers become full sized units that work properly and can in some way emulate vinyl, the migration from DVS to controllers will happen. I know that SSL die hards will disagree, but I remember when people scoffed at the very idea of CDs and DVSs. If a technology is proven to work reliably, people will adopt it.
DJing is alive, well and bigger than ever before. Technology has simply made is accessible to a much wider level of user, so instead of just being a relatively specialised trade/hobby/pastime, all sorts of people are trying t out for themselves.
The key here is nothing to do with software or advances in hardware technology - it's a simple matter of people not having to make a massive investment in vinyl. This effectively was the dongle for old school DJs, whereas new DJs simply trade music without a thought for the artists.
SSL didn't start the DVS revolution, but certainly has legitimised and stabilised it into a respected sector of the market. Whether it can stay there is a question that will be answered in the next 5-10 years. Personally speaking, once controllers become full sized units that work properly and can in some way emulate vinyl, the migration from DVS to controllers will happen. I know that SSL die hards will disagree, but I remember when people scoffed at the very idea of CDs and DVSs. If a technology is proven to work reliably, people will adopt it.
jrealthedj
11:02 AM - 20 February, 2010
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
Technology did kill business, and neither did thirsty kids. There just trying to get on just like you were when you started out, u werent the best either homie. I am from the go and I know exactly who you are probably talking bout, from logan square to greek town, I have seen them all. And you make one valid point, kids with itunes are wanting to be djs now, but you know what its kids who have love for djing who are gonna make it to the top someday. And now you need to sit down long and hard and think about this. Is it djs who have computers the problem, or are you trying to stay stuck in the times the problem, cause if your fairly modern in your practice of djing, then you were the problem when cds killed vinyl in the clubs. Let evolution happen but in the meantime, get your serato game up and get back into the groove homie!!!
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
Technology did kill business, and neither did thirsty kids. There just trying to get on just like you were when you started out, u werent the best either homie. I am from the go and I know exactly who you are probably talking bout, from logan square to greek town, I have seen them all. And you make one valid point, kids with itunes are wanting to be djs now, but you know what its kids who have love for djing who are gonna make it to the top someday. And now you need to sit down long and hard and think about this. Is it djs who have computers the problem, or are you trying to stay stuck in the times the problem, cause if your fairly modern in your practice of djing, then you were the problem when cds killed vinyl in the clubs. Let evolution happen but in the meantime, get your serato game up and get back into the groove homie!!!
jrealthedj
11:03 AM - 20 February, 2010
Ohh and like dude said, it saved my back to,lol and also it saved many a hand cramps carrying dayum crates and cd bags around to....
DJ Rumors
1:26 PM - 20 February, 2010
I personally dont feel SSL or any dvs program has "killed" the art of dj. I think it has made the "Ol' Heads" like myself, become more creative and sharper with our talents. Some of us had gotten complacent and slightly boring with our skillz. I believe SSl and other dvs programs have caused us to finally have more to do than "spin a record".
As for the "yungstas" that are coming on board and THINKIN they're doing what has taken most of us our whole lives to accomplish, the programs DONT necessarily make them BETTER, it just seems to give them a "leg up" in the industry that we (ol' heads) didnt have when we came up. I like to look at it this way: Most of us were taught to drive with our old family car or some "second hand car".. kids today have the luxury or learning to drive in the smoothest cars ever made..but THAT DONT MAKE THEM BETTER DRIVERS! It has always been, and will continue to be about EXPERIENCE!
As for the "yungstas" that are coming on board and THINKIN they're doing what has taken most of us our whole lives to accomplish, the programs DONT necessarily make them BETTER, it just seems to give them a "leg up" in the industry that we (ol' heads) didnt have when we came up. I like to look at it this way: Most of us were taught to drive with our old family car or some "second hand car".. kids today have the luxury or learning to drive in the smoothest cars ever made..but THAT DONT MAKE THEM BETTER DRIVERS! It has always been, and will continue to be about EXPERIENCE!
DJ Rumors
2:20 PM - 20 February, 2010
He basically saying what I attempted to explain...dvs systems only takes us to the NEXT STEP.
He basically saying what I attempted to explain...dvs systems only takes us to the NEXT STEP.
society
4:32 PM - 20 February, 2010
Exactly. In other words, SSL is evolving the business and art of DJing.
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No matter how much you charge, if your not good then you aren't gonna make it very far. I think serato just made it more competitive and tougher for the average dj's to make it. Years ago it was so easy to get gigs.Exactly. In other words, SSL is evolving the business and art of DJing.
DJ Liav
5:07 PM - 20 February, 2010
It's supply and demand. Real simple:
100 clubs - 90 djs, Those djs will go to highest payer
100 clubs - 200 djs, 100 people are sitting home.
There are a lot more djs out there nowadays, that's what SSL has done for the industry. It could be viewed as good or bad.
On another note, around here, djing isn't "understood" most people don't even know why a dj where's headphones. They think it's to look cool. Most people don't know how good your scratching is. In most places, if you play what's on the radio, people will like you. Djing as an art isn't appreciated by other people cause they don't understand it and most of them are drunk!
100 clubs - 90 djs, Those djs will go to highest payer
100 clubs - 200 djs, 100 people are sitting home.
There are a lot more djs out there nowadays, that's what SSL has done for the industry. It could be viewed as good or bad.
On another note, around here, djing isn't "understood" most people don't even know why a dj where's headphones. They think it's to look cool. Most people don't know how good your scratching is. In most places, if you play what's on the radio, people will like you. Djing as an art isn't appreciated by other people cause they don't understand it and most of them are drunk!
Trackfeen
5:45 PM - 20 February, 2010
it's the same around my way as well.. it's more so divided into a culture thing... the mainstream crowd really doesn't care about a dj... Hell, DJ AM came through.. and people didn't come to hear him spin... they came because he had dated nicole richie and did a guest spot on entourage...
On that same note.. people aren't really spending like they used to.. we have a hard enough time getting people to pay a $10 cover regardless of who is spinning..so i am gonna say it..
Bush killed the business of djing!!!... lol
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On another note, around here, djing isn't "understood" most people don't even know why a dj where's headphones. They think it's to look cool. Most people don't know how good your scratching is. In most places, if you play what's on the radio, people will like you. Djing as an art isn't appreciated by other people cause they don't understand it and most of them are drunk!it's the same around my way as well.. it's more so divided into a culture thing... the mainstream crowd really doesn't care about a dj... Hell, DJ AM came through.. and people didn't come to hear him spin... they came because he had dated nicole richie and did a guest spot on entourage...
On that same note.. people aren't really spending like they used to.. we have a hard enough time getting people to pay a $10 cover regardless of who is spinning..so i am gonna say it..
Bush killed the business of djing!!!... lol
howcome
6:08 PM - 20 February, 2010
I really do feel bad for you guys doing this for a living. Like a lot of other industries technology is going to hurt people at the employment level. For me I never pushed myself to be a working DJ I have always treated it like a life long hobby.
Crickett
7:04 PM - 20 February, 2010
Very good fella's.. This is a topic that needs to be talked about- Wether or not you agree or disagree with my opinion.
Let's keep it goin.
Let's keep it goin.
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:12 PM - 20 February, 2010
ive said it before and ill say it again, i dont think you can blame the DVS or the thousands of itunes wanna bees, the blame goes to the crowd who stopped giving a shit about hearing quality music and stopped carring how that music was presented to them......If some kid torrents virtual DJ and gets some sucker to give him a hamburger coupon to do a 6 hour set, great for them the owner found a deal and the id got what he wanted.....now the crowd that hears this kid click through a playlist and the nextweekend goes hey lets go back to that spot and pay our money to support this autracity..SHAME ON THEM!!!!! THEY ARE THE ONES RUINING IT.
If someones horrible and the crowd reacts by going where the good music is then natural selection will take care of either that kid or that venue quick, but if they dont go somewhere else then it will never get better
If someones horrible and the crowd reacts by going where the good music is then natural selection will take care of either that kid or that venue quick, but if they dont go somewhere else then it will never get better
sixxx
7:18 PM - 20 February, 2010
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God made everything in six days. He did this, by the way, to set a pattern for mankind, which has become our seven day week (as described in Exodus 20:11). God worked for six days and rested for one, as a model for us. Furthermore, Bible scholars will tell you that the Hebrew word for day used in Genesis 1, can only mean an ordinary day in this context.
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We are told God created the first man and woman—Adam and Eve—on Day Six. Many facts about when their children and their children’s children were born are given in Genesis. These genealogies are recorded throughout the Old Testament, up until the time of Christ. They certainly were not chronologies lasting millions of years.
As you add up all of the dates, and accepting that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to Earth almost 2000 years ago, we come to the conclusion that the creation of the Earth and animals (including the dinosaurs) occurred only thousands of years ago (perhaps only 6000!), not millions of years. Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years.
Where Did Dinosaurs Come From?
Evolutionists claim that dinosaurs evolved over millions of years. They imagine that one kind of animal slowly changed over long periods of time to become a different kind of animal. For instance, they believe that amphibians changed into reptiles (including dinosaurs) by this gradual process. This would mean, of course, that there would have been millions of creatures during that time that would be “in between,” as amphibians evolved into reptiles. Evidence of these “transitional forms,” as they are called, should be abundant. However, many fossil experts admit that not one unquestionable transitional form between any group of creatures and another has been found anywhere. If dinosaurs evolved from amphibians, there should be, for example, fossil evidence of animals that are part dinosaur and part something else. However, there is no proof of this anywhere. In fact, if you go into any museum you will see fossils of dinosaurs that are 100% dinosaur, not something in between. There are no 25%, 50%, 75%, or even 99% dinosaurs—they are all 100% dinosaur!
The Bible tells us that God created all of the land animals on the sixth day of creation. As dinosaurs were land animals, they must have been made on this day, alongside Adam and Eve, who were also created on Day Six (Genesis 1:24–31). If God designed and created dinosaurs, they would have been fully functional, designed to do what they were created for, and would have been 100% dinosaur. This fits exactly with the evidence from the fossil record.
Evolutionists declare that no man ever lived alongside dinosaurs. The Bible, however, makes it plain that dinosaurs and people must have lived together. Actually, as we will soon see, there is a lot of evidence for this.
What Did Dinosaurs Eat?
The Bible teaches (in Genesis 1:29–30) that the original animals (and the first humans) were commanded to be vegetarian. There were no meat eaters in the original creation. Furthermore, there was no death. It was an unblemished world, with Adam and Eve and animals (including dinosaurs) living in perfect harmony, eating only plants.
Sadly, it did not stay this way for very long. Adam rebelled against his Creator, bringing sin into the world (Genesis 3:1–7; Romans 5:12). Because of this rebellion, Adam, and thus all of his descendants (you and me), gave up the right to live with a Holy (sinless) and just God. God therefore judged sin with death.
The Bible plainly teaches from Genesis to Revelation that there was no death of animals or humans before Adam sinned. (Consider just a few of the many passages, such as: Romans 5:12; Genesis 2:17; Genesis 1:29–30; Romans 8:20–22; Acts 3:21; Hebrews 9:22; 1 Corinthians 15; Revelation 21:1–4; Revelation 22:3.) This means there could not have been any animal fossils (and no dinosaur bones) before sin.
After Adam’s sin, animals and people started to die. It was now a different world, one of death and strife. A world that was once beautiful now suffered under the curse placed upon it by the Creator (Genesis 3:14–19). But a promise was given (Genesis 3:15) that God would provide a way for the penalty of sin to be paid so there would be a way for man to come back to God.
Why Do We Find Dinosaur Fossils?
In Genesis 6, we read that all flesh (man and animals) had “corrupted his way upon the Earth” (Genesis 6:12). Perhaps people and animals were killing each other; maybe dinosaurs had started killing other animals and humans. In any case, the Bible describes the world as “wicked.”
Because of this wickedness, God warned a godly man named Noah that He was going to destroy the world with a Flood (Genesis 6:13). God therefore commanded him to build a great ship (the Ark) so that all the kinds of land animals (which must have included dinosaurs) and Noah’s family could survive on board while the Flood destroyed the entire Earth (Genesis 6:14–20).
Some people think that dinosaurs were too big, or there were too many of them, to go on this Ark. However, there were not very many different kinds of dinosaurs. There are certainly hundreds of dinosaur names, but many of these were given to just a bit of bone or skeletons of the same dinosaur found in other countries. It is also reasonable to assume that different sizes, varieties, and sexes of the same kind of dinosaur have ended up with different names. For example, look at the many different varieties and sizes of dogs, but they are all the same kind—the dog kind! In reality, there may have been fewer than 50 kinds of dinosaurs.
God sent two of every (seven of some) land animal into the Ark (Genesis 7:2–3; 7:8–9)—there were no exceptions. Therefore, dinosaurs must have been on the Ark. Even though there was ample room in the huge ship for large animals, perhaps God sent young adults into the Ark that still had plenty of room for them to grow.
Well, what happened to all the land animals that did not go on the Ark? Very simply, they drowned. Many would have been covered with tons of mud as the rampaging water covered the land (Genesis 7:11–12,19). Because of this quick burial, many of the animals would have been preserved as fossils. If this happened, you would expect to find evidence of billions of dead things buried in rock layers (formed from this mud) all over the Earth. This is exactly what you do find.
By the way, the Flood of Noah’s day probably occurred just over 4,500 years ago. Creationists believe that this event formed many of the fossil layers around the Earth. (Additional fossil layers were formed by other floods as the Earth settled down after the great Flood.) Thus, the dinosaur fossils which were formed as a result of this Flood were probably formed about 4,500 years ago, not millions of years ago.
Have Dinosaurs Lived in Recent Times?
If the different kinds of dinosaurs survived the Flood, then they must have come off the Ark and lived in the post-Flood world.
In the Bible, in Job 40:15–24, God describes to Job (who lived after the Flood) a great beast with which Job was familiar. This great animal, called “behemoth,” is described as “the chief of the ways of God,” perhaps the biggest land animal God had created. Impressively, he moved his tail like a cedar tree! Although some Bible commentaries say this may have been an elephant or hippopotamus, the description actually fits that of a dinosaur like Brachiosaurus. Elephants and hippos certainly do not have tails like cedar trees!
Actually, very few animals are singled out in the Bible for such a detailed description. Contrary to what many may think, what we know now as dinosaurs get more mention in the Scriptures than most animals! So dinosaurs—all the different kinds—must have lived alongside of people after the Flood.
Are Dinosaurs Mentioned in Ancient Literature?
Interestingly, the word “dragon” is used a number of times in the Old Testament. In most instances, the word dinosaur could substitute for dragon and it would fit very nicely. Creation scientists believe that dinosaurs were called dragons before the word dinosaur was invented in the 1800s. We would not expect to find the word dinosaur in Bibles like the Authorized Version (1611), as it was translated well before the word dinosaur was ever used.
Also, there are many very old history books in various libraries around the world that have detailed records of dragons and their encounters with people. Surprisingly (or not so surprisingly for creationists), many of these descriptions of dragons fit with how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs, even Tyrannosaurus. Unfortunately, this evidence is not considered valid by evolutionists. Why? Only because their belief is that man and dinosaurs did not live at the same time!
However, the more we research the historical literature, the more we realize there is overwhelming evidence that dragons were real beasts, much like our modern reconstructions of dinosaurs, and that their existence has been recorded by many different people, even just hundreds of years ago.
What Happened to Dinosaurs?
Evolutionists use their imagination in a big way in answering this question. Because of their belief that dinosaurs “ruled” the world for millions of years, and then disappeared millions of years before man allegedly evolved, they have had to come up with all sorts of guesses to explain this “mysterious” disappearance.
When reading evolutionist literature, you will be astonished at the range of ideas concerning their supposed extinction. The following is just a small list of theories:
Dinosaurs starved to death; they died from overeating; they were poisoned; they became blind from cataracts and could not reproduce; mammals ate their eggs. Other causes include volcanic dust, poisonous gases, comets, sunspots, meteorites, mass suicide, constipation, parasites, shrinking brain (and greater stupidity), slipped discs, changes in the composition of air, etc.
It is obvious that evolutionists don’t know what happened and are grasping at straws. In a recent evolutionary book on dinosaurs, “A New Look At the Dinosaurs,” the author made the statement:
Now comes the important question. What caused all these extinctions at one particular point in time, approximately 65 million years ago? Dozens of reasons have been suggested, some serious and sensible, others quite crazy, and yet others merely as a joke. Every year people come up with new theories on this thorny problem. The trouble is that if we are to find just one reason to account for them all, it would have to explain the death, all at the same time, of animals living on land and of animals living in the sea; but, in both cases, of only some of those animals, for many of the land dwellers and many of the sea-dwellers went on living quite happily into the following period. Alas, no such one explanation exists (Alan Charig, p. 150).
But, one such explanation does exist. If you remove the evolutionary framework, get rid of the millions of years, and then take the Bible seriously, you will find an explanation that fits the facts and makes perfect sense:
At the time of the Flood, many of the sea creatures died, but some survived. In addition, all of the land creatures outside the Ark died, but the representatives of all the kinds that survived on the Ark lived in the new world after the Flood. Those land animals (including dinosaurs) found the new world to be much different than the one before the Flood. Due to (1) competition for food that was no longer in abundance, (2) other catastrophes, (3) man killing for food (and perhaps for fun), and (4) the destruction of habitats, etc., many species of animals eventually died out. The group of animals we now call dinosaurs just happened to die out too. In fact, quite a number of animals become extinct each year. Extinction seems to be the rule in Earth history (not the formation of new types of animals as you would expect from evolution).
Will We Ever See a Live Dinosaur?
The answer is probably not … but, then again? There are some scientists who believe a few dinosaurs may have survived in remote jungles. We are still discovering new species of animals and plants today in areas that have been too difficult to explore until now. Even natives in some countries describe beasts that fit with what might be a dinosaur.
Creationists, of course, would not be surprised if someone found a living dinosaur. However, evolutionists would then have to explain why they made dogmatic statements that man and dinosaur never lived at the same time. I suspect they would say something to the effect that this dinosaur somehow survived because it was trapped in a remote area that has not changed for millions of years. You see, no matter what is found, or how embarrassing it is to evolutionists’ ideas, they will always be able to concoct an “answer” because evolution is a belief. It is not science—it is not fact!
What Lessons Can We Learn From the Dinosaur?
When we see the bones of dinosaurs, we can be reminded that death was not a part of the original creation. Death is actually an intruder, entering when the first man disobeyed God. The Bible tells us that because we are all descendants of Adam, we too have sinned: “Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned” (Romans 5:12); “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). We need to recognize that the wickedness in the world is because of sin, because man rebelled against God.
We can also be reminded that God, who made all things, including the dinosaurs, is also a judge of His creation. He judged Adam’s rebellion by cursing the world with death. Adam was warned about what would happen if he disobeyed God’s instruction not to eat the fruit of one particular tree. “But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die” (Genesis 2:17).
Dinosaurs can also remind us that God judged the rebellion in Noah’s day by destroying the wicked world with water, resulting in the death of millions of creatures. The Bible teaches us that He will again judge the world, but next time by fire: “But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the Earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up” (2 Peter 3:10).
We can also be reminded that after this judgment by fire, God will make a new heaven and Earth: “Nevertheless we, according to His promise, look for new heavens and a new Earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness” (2 Peter 3:13). And what will it be like in this new Earth? “And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away” (Revelation 21:4).
But we are also warned that many will not be allowed into this new Earth but will suffer for eternity: “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death” (Revelation 21:8).
Humans, who are all sinful from conception (Psalm 51:5), cannot live with a Holy God, but are condemned to separation from God. But, God provided a wonderful means of deliverance from sin. The Bible teaches that God offered the perfect sacrifice needed to pay the penalty for man’s sin. God’s own Son, the one who in fact created the world (Colossians 1:16), came to Earth as a man, as a descendant of Adam, to suffer the death penalty for sin. “But now is Christ risen from the dead, and become the firstfruits of them that slept. For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive” (1 Corinthians 15:20–22).
The Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross, but on the third day, rose again, conquering death, so that anyone who believes in Him and accepts Him into his or her life, is able to come back to God and live for eternity with the Creator. “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life” (John 3:16); “If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness” (1 John 1:9).
For those who do not accept by faith what Christ has done for them and do not recognize their sinful nature and need for redemption, the Bible warns that such people will live forever, but will be separated from God in a place of torment that the Bible calls Hell. But for those who commit their lives to the Lord—what a wonderful message! What a wonderful Savior! What a wonderful salvation in Christ the Creator! <--- if you read all this... you're a moron.
Sincerely,
Sixxx
Children and adults alike are absolutely fascinated by these mysterious monsters. Numerous books and movies have been produced to satisfy a seemingly insatiable hunger for information on these puzzling creatures. The truth of the matter, however, is that there are no real mysteries at all, once you have key information that is not generally known and is withheld from the public.
Come with me as we take a walk through history and uncover some amazing facts that will answer many of your questions about these “terrible lizards.”
Did Dinosaurs Really Exist?
Dinosaurs certainly did roam the Earth in the ancient past! Fossils of dinosaurs have been found all over the world, and their bones are displayed in museums for all to see. Scientists have been able to reconstruct many of their skeletons, so we know much about how they may have looked.
When Were Dinosaurs Found?
The story of their discovery began back in the 1820s, when Gideon Mantell, an English doctor, found some unusual teeth and bones in a quarry. Dr Mantell realized there was something very different about these animal remains, and believed that he had found an entirely new group of reptiles. By 1841, about nine types of these different reptiles had been uncovered, including two called Megalosaurus and Iguanodon.
At this time, a famous British scientist (and creationist), Dr Richard Owen, coined the name “Dinosauria,” meaning “terrible lizard,” for this is what the huge bones made him think of.
What Makes Dinosaurs Different?
Other than the huge size of some dinosaurs, the major feature that really distinguishes dinosaurs from other reptiles (such as crocodiles) is the position of their limbs. Dinosaurs had posture that was fully erect, similar to that in mammals. Most other reptiles have limbs in a sprawling position. For instance, compare the way a crocodile “walks” with that of, say, a cow. Dinosaurs would have moved like a cow, with the limbs supporting the body from beneath. Crocodiles “waddle,” as their limbs project sideways from their body.
How Big Were Dinosaurs?
Some were as small as chickens, and others were even smaller. Of course, some dinosaurs were very large, weighing in at an estimated 80 tons and standing 40 feet high! The average size of a dinosaur, however, was probably about that of a small horse.
When Did Dinosaurs Live?
The story we have all heard from movies, television, newspapers, and most magazines and textbooks is that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. According to evolutionists, the dinosaurs “ruled the Earth” for 140 million years, dying out about 65 million years ago. However, scientists do not dig up anything labeled with those ages. They only uncover dead dinosaurs (i.e., their bones), and their bones do not have labels attached telling how old they are. The idea of millions of years of evolution is just the evolutionists’ story about the past. No scientist was there to see the dinosaurs live through this supposed dinosaur age. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist observed dinosaurs die. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
Other scientists, called creation scientists, have a different idea about when dinosaurs lived. They believe they can solve any of the supposed dinosaur mysteries and show how the evidence fits wonderfully with their ideas about the past, beliefs that come from the Bible.
The Bible, God’s very special book (or collection of books, really), claims that each writer was supernaturally inspired to write exactly what the Creator of all things wanted him to write down for us so that we can know where we (and dinosaurs) came from, why we are here, and what our future will be. The first book in the Bible—Genesis—teaches us many things about how the universe and life came into existence. Genesis tells us that God created everything—the Earth, stars, sun, moon, plants, animals, and the first two people.
Although the Bible does not tell us exactly how long ago it was that God made the world and its creatures, we can make a good estimate of the date of creation by reading through the Bible and noting some interesting passages:
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God made everything in six days. He did this, by the way, to set a pattern for mankind, which has become our seven day week (as described in Exodus 20:11). God worked for six days and rested for one, as a model for us. Furthermore, Bible scholars will tell you that the Hebrew word for day used in Genesis 1, can only mean an ordinary day in this context.
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We are told God created the first man and woman—Adam and Eve—on Day Six. Many facts about when their children and their children’s children were born are given in Genesis. These genealogies are recorded throughout the Old Testament, up until the time of Christ. They certainly were not chronologies lasting millions of years.
As you add up all of the dates, and accepting that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to Earth almost 2000 years ago, we come to the conclusion that the creation of the Earth and animals (including the dinosaurs) occurred only thousands of years ago (perhaps only 6000!), not millions of years. Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years.
Where Did Dinosaurs Come From?
Evolutionists claim that dinosaurs evolved over millions of years. They imagine that one kind of animal slowly changed over long periods of time to become a different kind of animal. For instance, they believe that amphibians changed into reptiles (including dinosaurs) by this gradual process. This would mean, of course, that there would have been millions of creatures during that time that would be “in between,” as amphibians evolved into reptiles. Evidence of these “transitional forms,” as they are called, should be abundant. However, many fossil experts admit that not one unquestionable transitional form between any group of creatures and another has been found anywhere. If dinosaurs evolved from amphibians, there should be, for example, fossil evidence of animals that are part dinosaur and part something else. However, there is no proof of this anywhere. In fact, if you go into any museum you will see fossils of dinosaurs that are 100% dinosaur, not something in between. There are no 25%, 50%, 75%, or even 99% dinosaurs—they are all 100% dinosaur!
The Bible tells us that God created all of the land animals on the sixth day of creation. As dinosaurs were land animals, they must have been made on this day, alongside Adam and Eve, who were also created on Day Six (Genesis 1:24–31). If God designed and created dinosaurs, they would have been fully functional, designed to do what they were created for, and would have been 100% dinosaur. This fits exactly with the evidence from the fossil record.
Evolutionists declare that no man ever lived alongside dinosaurs. The Bible, however, makes it plain that dinosaurs and people must have lived together. Actually, as we will soon see, there is a lot of evidence for this.
What Did Dinosaurs Eat?
The Bible teaches (in Genesis 1:29–30) that the original animals (and the first humans) were commanded to be vegetarian. There were no meat eaters in the original creation. Furthermore, there was no death. It was an unblemished world, with Adam and Eve and animals (including dinosaurs) living in perfect harmony, eating only plants.
Sadly, it did not stay this way for very long. Adam rebelled against his Creator, bringing sin into the world (Genesis 3:1–7; Romans 5:12). Because of this rebellion, Adam, and thus all of his descendants (you and me), gave up the right to live with a Holy (sinless) and just God. God therefore judged sin with death.
The Bible plainly teaches from Genesis to Revelation that there was no death of animals or humans before Adam sinned. (Consider just a few of the many passages, such as: Romans 5:12; Genesis 2:17; Genesis 1:29–30; Romans 8:20–22; Acts 3:21; Hebrews 9:22; 1 Corinthians 15; Revelation 21:1–4; Revelation 22:3.) This means there could not have been any animal fossils (and no dinosaur bones) before sin.
After Adam’s sin, animals and people started to die. It was now a different world, one of death and strife. A world that was once beautiful now suffered under the curse placed upon it by the Creator (Genesis 3:14–19). But a promise was given (Genesis 3:15) that God would provide a way for the penalty of sin to be paid so there would be a way for man to come back to God.
Why Do We Find Dinosaur Fossils?
In Genesis 6, we read that all flesh (man and animals) had “corrupted his way upon the Earth” (Genesis 6:12). Perhaps people and animals were killing each other; maybe dinosaurs had started killing other animals and humans. In any case, the Bible describes the world as “wicked.”
Because of this wickedness, God warned a godly man named Noah that He was going to destroy the world with a Flood (Genesis 6:13). God therefore commanded him to build a great ship (the Ark) so that all the kinds of land animals (which must have included dinosaurs) and Noah’s family could survive on board while the Flood destroyed the entire Earth (Genesis 6:14–20).
Some people think that dinosaurs were too big, or there were too many of them, to go on this Ark. However, there were not very many different kinds of dinosaurs. There are certainly hundreds of dinosaur names, but many of these were given to just a bit of bone or skeletons of the same dinosaur found in other countries. It is also reasonable to assume that different sizes, varieties, and sexes of the same kind of dinosaur have ended up with different names. For example, look at the many different varieties and sizes of dogs, but they are all the same kind—the dog kind! In reality, there may have been fewer than 50 kinds of dinosaurs.
God sent two of every (seven of some) land animal into the Ark (Genesis 7:2–3; 7:8–9)—there were no exceptions. Therefore, dinosaurs must have been on the Ark. Even though there was ample room in the huge ship for large animals, perhaps God sent young adults into the Ark that still had plenty of room for them to grow.
Well, what happened to all the land animals that did not go on the Ark? Very simply, they drowned. Many would have been covered with tons of mud as the rampaging water covered the land (Genesis 7:11–12,19). Because of this quick burial, many of the animals would have been preserved as fossils. If this happened, you would expect to find evidence of billions of dead things buried in rock layers (formed from this mud) all over the Earth. This is exactly what you do find.
By the way, the Flood of Noah’s day probably occurred just over 4,500 years ago. Creationists believe that this event formed many of the fossil layers around the Earth. (Additional fossil layers were formed by other floods as the Earth settled down after the great Flood.) Thus, the dinosaur fossils which were formed as a result of this Flood were probably formed about 4,500 years ago, not millions of years ago.
Have Dinosaurs Lived in Recent Times?
If the different kinds of dinosaurs survived the Flood, then they must have come off the Ark and lived in the post-Flood world.
In the Bible, in Job 40:15–24, God describes to Job (who lived after the Flood) a great beast with which Job was familiar. This great animal, called “behemoth,” is described as “the chief of the ways of God,” perhaps the biggest land animal God had created. Impressively, he moved his tail like a cedar tree! Although some Bible commentaries say this may have been an elephant or hippopotamus, the description actually fits that of a dinosaur like Brachiosaurus. Elephants and hippos certainly do not have tails like cedar trees!
Actually, very few animals are singled out in the Bible for such a detailed description. Contrary to what many may think, what we know now as dinosaurs get more mention in the Scriptures than most animals! So dinosaurs—all the different kinds—must have lived alongside of people after the Flood.
Are Dinosaurs Mentioned in Ancient Literature?
Interestingly, the word “dragon” is used a number of times in the Old Testament. In most instances, the word dinosaur could substitute for dragon and it would fit very nicely. Creation scientists believe that dinosaurs were called dragons before the word dinosaur was invented in the 1800s. We would not expect to find the word dinosaur in Bibles like the Authorized Version (1611), as it was translated well before the word dinosaur was ever used.
Also, there are many very old history books in various libraries around the world that have detailed records of dragons and their encounters with people. Surprisingly (or not so surprisingly for creationists), many of these descriptions of dragons fit with how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs, even Tyrannosaurus. Unfortunately, this evidence is not considered valid by evolutionists. Why? Only because their belief is that man and dinosaurs did not live at the same time!
However, the more we research the historical literature, the more we realize there is overwhelming evidence that dragons were real beasts, much like our modern reconstructions of dinosaurs, and that their existence has been recorded by many different people, even just hundreds of years ago.
What Happened to Dinosaurs?
Evolutionists use their imagination in a big way in answering this question. Because of their belief that dinosaurs “ruled” the world for millions of years, and then disappeared millions of years before man allegedly evolved, they have had to come up with all sorts of guesses to explain this “mysterious” disappearance.
When reading evolutionist literature, you will be astonished at the range of ideas concerning their supposed extinction. The following is just a small list of theories:
Dinosaurs starved to death; they died from overeating; they were poisoned; they became blind from cataracts and could not reproduce; mammals ate their eggs. Other causes include volcanic dust, poisonous gases, comets, sunspots, meteorites, mass suicide, constipation, parasites, shrinking brain (and greater stupidity), slipped discs, changes in the composition of air, etc.
It is obvious that evolutionists don’t know what happened and are grasping at straws. In a recent evolutionary book on dinosaurs, “A New Look At the Dinosaurs,” the author made the statement:
Now comes the important question. What caused all these extinctions at one particular point in time, approximately 65 million years ago? Dozens of reasons have been suggested, some serious and sensible, others quite crazy, and yet others merely as a joke. Every year people come up with new theories on this thorny problem. The trouble is that if we are to find just one reason to account for them all, it would have to explain the death, all at the same time, of animals living on land and of animals living in the sea; but, in both cases, of only some of those animals, for many of the land dwellers and many of the sea-dwellers went on living quite happily into the following period. Alas, no such one explanation exists (Alan Charig, p. 150).
But, one such explanation does exist. If you remove the evolutionary framework, get rid of the millions of years, and then take the Bible seriously, you will find an explanation that fits the facts and makes perfect sense:
At the time of the Flood, many of the sea creatures died, but some survived. In addition, all of the land creatures outside the Ark died, but the representatives of all the kinds that survived on the Ark lived in the new world after the Flood. Those land animals (including dinosaurs) found the new world to be much different than the one before the Flood. Due to (1) competition for food that was no longer in abundance, (2) other catastrophes, (3) man killing for food (and perhaps for fun), and (4) the destruction of habitats, etc., many species of animals eventually died out. The group of animals we now call dinosaurs just happened to die out too. In fact, quite a number of animals become extinct each year. Extinction seems to be the rule in Earth history (not the formation of new types of animals as you would expect from evolution).
Will We Ever See a Live Dinosaur?
The answer is probably not … but, then again? There are some scientists who believe a few dinosaurs may have survived in remote jungles. We are still discovering new species of animals and plants today in areas that have been too difficult to explore until now. Even natives in some countries describe beasts that fit with what might be a dinosaur.
Creationists, of course, would not be surprised if someone found a living dinosaur. However, evolutionists would then have to explain why they made dogmatic statements that man and dinosaur never lived at the same time. I suspect they would say something to the effect that this dinosaur somehow survived because it was trapped in a remote area that has not changed for millions of years. You see, no matter what is found, or how embarrassing it is to evolutionists’ ideas, they will always be able to concoct an “answer” because evolution is a belief. It is not science—it is not fact!
What Lessons Can We Learn From the Dinosaur?
When we see the bones of dinosaurs, we can be reminded that death was not a part of the original creation. Death is actually an intruder, entering when the first man disobeyed God. The Bible tells us that because we are all descendants of Adam, we too have sinned: “Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned” (Romans 5:12); “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). We need to recognize that the wickedness in the world is because of sin, because man rebelled against God.
We can also be reminded that God, who made all things, including the dinosaurs, is also a judge of His creation. He judged Adam’s rebellion by cursing the world with death. Adam was warned about what would happen if he disobeyed God’s instruction not to eat the fruit of one particular tree. “But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die” (Genesis 2:17).
Dinosaurs can also remind us that God judged the rebellion in Noah’s day by destroying the wicked world with water, resulting in the death of millions of creatures. The Bible teaches us that He will again judge the world, but next time by fire: “But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the Earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up” (2 Peter 3:10).
We can also be reminded that after this judgment by fire, God will make a new heaven and Earth: “Nevertheless we, according to His promise, look for new heavens and a new Earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness” (2 Peter 3:13). And what will it be like in this new Earth? “And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away” (Revelation 21:4).
But we are also warned that many will not be allowed into this new Earth but will suffer for eternity: “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death” (Revelation 21:8).
Humans, who are all sinful from conception (Psalm 51:5), cannot live with a Holy God, but are condemned to separation from God. But, God provided a wonderful means of deliverance from sin. The Bible teaches that God offered the perfect sacrifice needed to pay the penalty for man’s sin. God’s own Son, the one who in fact created the world (Colossians 1:16), came to Earth as a man, as a descendant of Adam, to suffer the death penalty for sin. “But now is Christ risen from the dead, and become the firstfruits of them that slept. For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive” (1 Corinthians 15:20–22).
The Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross, but on the third day, rose again, conquering death, so that anyone who believes in Him and accepts Him into his or her life, is able to come back to God and live for eternity with the Creator. “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life” (John 3:16); “If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness” (1 John 1:9).
For those who do not accept by faith what Christ has done for them and do not recognize their sinful nature and need for redemption, the Bible warns that such people will live forever, but will be separated from God in a place of torment that the Bible calls Hell. But for those who commit their lives to the Lord—what a wonderful message! What a wonderful Savior! What a wonderful salvation in Christ the Creator! <--- if you read all this... you're a moron.
Sincerely,
Sixxx
al83
8:49 PM - 20 February, 2010
i think there's 2 sides to this argument, there's definitely truth in that its made it extremely easy for any one with a bit of music to mix reasonably well, however what makes a good DJ still takes years and years of experience, flare, passion and skill. if you're getting undercut by kids then you're probably wasn't worth your salt before.
DJ Val-BKNY11203
1:22 AM - 21 February, 2010
SSL is a product of evolution...and the DJ's using it are a product of that. You can't stop evolution, it will continue no matter what.
Let's look at the turntable. Think back when cats were using belt turntables. Then it evolved to Direct Drives. Then it evolved to multiple versions of belt & Direct drives with pitch control. Then it evolved to straight arms, stronger motors, heaver platters, quartz lock control,quartz lock buttons, multiple stop start buttons, pitch lock....to the Vestax Controller OneWatchwww.youtube.com
All of those changes were done because of the changing times, and duties of the turntable. Don't you think that the people before you were thinking just like you? These "new" changes are ruining the love of their craft.
These young kids, noobs, hobbyists, celebrities, are you. They are the same person you were when you started. They are fresh, hungry, and more importantly....ready to learn and earn. It's not their fault the game has changed and that now that are in the digital era. So they don't have to go out digging for records...they download em. Why ????...because no one is pressing vinyl like that anymore. They are just playing the cards they are dealt. SSL and the other programs are here to stay. Like someone said, soon controllers will take over all and the turntables will be gone. It's all a matter of evolution.
Stay current or stay lost.
Let's look at the turntable. Think back when cats were using belt turntables. Then it evolved to Direct Drives. Then it evolved to multiple versions of belt & Direct drives with pitch control. Then it evolved to straight arms, stronger motors, heaver platters, quartz lock control,quartz lock buttons, multiple stop start buttons, pitch lock....to the Vestax Controller OneWatchwww.youtube.com
All of those changes were done because of the changing times, and duties of the turntable. Don't you think that the people before you were thinking just like you? These "new" changes are ruining the love of their craft.
These young kids, noobs, hobbyists, celebrities, are you. They are the same person you were when you started. They are fresh, hungry, and more importantly....ready to learn and earn. It's not their fault the game has changed and that now that are in the digital era. So they don't have to go out digging for records...they download em. Why ????...because no one is pressing vinyl like that anymore. They are just playing the cards they are dealt. SSL and the other programs are here to stay. Like someone said, soon controllers will take over all and the turntables will be gone. It's all a matter of evolution.
Stay current or stay lost.
Z0nkers
1:52 AM - 21 February, 2010
that sir, is 100% correct. what technology has also changed is not just the art of dj'ing but also the demand for nightclubs as a source of entertainment for the patrons in general. there are many other social things to do now that are caught more and more attention.... sitting on a forum like this is a great example.
the problem isnt just the price for the average gig going down, its also the demand. it becomes harder and harder to fill a room these days, so the budgets go down all around. the ONLY way to make decent money as a dj now is if YOU bring the crowd! the average club is not going to pay top dollar for someone to play music for the crowd anymore....owners have to spend more and more money to get those people now and unless you can justify your costs by bringing a few hundred people that the club could not have got on their own unless they booked you...then in business terms...your just simply not worth more than bottom dollar...even if you can scratch better than the next guy
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I feel that the correct phrase is "technology changed the art of DJing".that sir, is 100% correct. what technology has also changed is not just the art of dj'ing but also the demand for nightclubs as a source of entertainment for the patrons in general. there are many other social things to do now that are caught more and more attention.... sitting on a forum like this is a great example.
the problem isnt just the price for the average gig going down, its also the demand. it becomes harder and harder to fill a room these days, so the budgets go down all around. the ONLY way to make decent money as a dj now is if YOU bring the crowd! the average club is not going to pay top dollar for someone to play music for the crowd anymore....owners have to spend more and more money to get those people now and unless you can justify your costs by bringing a few hundred people that the club could not have got on their own unless they booked you...then in business terms...your just simply not worth more than bottom dollar...even if you can scratch better than the next guy
Henry GQ
9:07 AM - 21 February, 2010
sorry sixx, i couldnt read that...... too long for me.
but.....
VIRTUAL DJ KILLED A BIG PART OF THE FUCKIN DJ INDUSTRY.
fuckin free software alllllll over the fuckin net!!!
everyone should call and email and bitch to to them fuckin idiots!
everyone in my fuckin city has virtual dj....WHY??? CUZ ITS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE.!!! and its free... i know girls that even have it and know how to use it... are u kidding me????? just regular people with virtual dj??
FUCK YOU VIRTUAL DJ, AND ALL UR LAME ASS USERS.... YALL CAN SUCK MY DICK.
but.....
VIRTUAL DJ KILLED A BIG PART OF THE FUCKIN DJ INDUSTRY.
fuckin free software alllllll over the fuckin net!!!
everyone should call and email and bitch to to them fuckin idiots!
everyone in my fuckin city has virtual dj....WHY??? CUZ ITS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE.!!! and its free... i know girls that even have it and know how to use it... are u kidding me????? just regular people with virtual dj??
FUCK YOU VIRTUAL DJ, AND ALL UR LAME ASS USERS.... YALL CAN SUCK MY DICK.
valdini
9:21 AM - 21 February, 2010
Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook...
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Did you ever think for a moment when you first started DJing that perhaps you were getting gigs at another "DJs' expense?
All music scenes always need new blood to keep the thing moving and stop it becoming stale.
I don't agree with the whole undercutting business as that sucks...but a small percentage of these 'new' djs will go onto to bigger better things in time so lets not forget that ;)
K
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Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook...
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Did you ever think for a moment when you first started DJing that perhaps you were getting gigs at another "DJs' expense?
All music scenes always need new blood to keep the thing moving and stop it becoming stale.
I don't agree with the whole undercutting business as that sucks...but a small percentage of these 'new' djs will go onto to bigger better things in time so lets not forget that ;)
K
djdragon
9:28 AM - 21 February, 2010
Discuss-
Apathy is killing DJ culture, don't use technology as the scape goat.
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.Discuss-
Apathy is killing DJ culture, don't use technology as the scape goat.
DJWALDO
9:40 AM - 21 February, 2010
no dvs, cd player, computer, or ipod killed the dj game.... and there is nothing that any of you can put into evidence to prove this... i will tell you what has killed the dj game
1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The artists
4. The general public
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The artists
4. The general public
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
skratchworx
9:57 AM - 21 February, 2010
Much of this depends on how you view DJing. For the DJ as an artist, there's nothing to stop you using whatever you want to fulfil your own creative needs. In this respect, vinyl will never die and you'll be happy spinning reggae 45s until you die. I for one still prefer digging out vinyl and mixing in what might be classed as the traditional or old fashioned way in the privacy of my own home.
But if you make money from DJing, then it is a profession just like any other job, and this is subject to the need to make money. I've been through a number of jobs where technology has got a grip and changed everything. As an engineer, I started life working on a drawing board, but this was soon overtaken by CAD and 3D rendering. My skills of doing 2D and 3D plans were out of the window as you simply typed in numbers and the computer did the rest.
Then I moved to desktop publishing, and saw how this new fangled way effected time served typesetters and scanner operators - all of which pulled massive paychecks because of their manual skills. This old guard moaned and grumbled about the bloody kids coming along and taking their jobs and essentially faded away into obscurity.
And when I look at my passions - DJing and photography - I see technology doing exactly the same thing here. For DJing, I'm the dusty old fossil who used to earn cash from playing to a crowd, but have since been usurped by kids with controllers who will do a gig for £50. As a photographer, I'm a happy user of digital technology to create images that darkroom dwellers and photo retouchers used to take weeks to create.
If I've learned one thing in my 26 years working years, it's that if you want to stay ahead, you have to adapt. It's no good moaning about the good old days and how you used to come round here when it was all just fields - if DJing is your living, you need to immerse yourself in what's new and keep bang up to date, if not a little ahead of the game. It's a job like any other at a certain level and that how you absolutely have to treat it if you want to make money.
But if you make money from DJing, then it is a profession just like any other job, and this is subject to the need to make money. I've been through a number of jobs where technology has got a grip and changed everything. As an engineer, I started life working on a drawing board, but this was soon overtaken by CAD and 3D rendering. My skills of doing 2D and 3D plans were out of the window as you simply typed in numbers and the computer did the rest.
Then I moved to desktop publishing, and saw how this new fangled way effected time served typesetters and scanner operators - all of which pulled massive paychecks because of their manual skills. This old guard moaned and grumbled about the bloody kids coming along and taking their jobs and essentially faded away into obscurity.
And when I look at my passions - DJing and photography - I see technology doing exactly the same thing here. For DJing, I'm the dusty old fossil who used to earn cash from playing to a crowd, but have since been usurped by kids with controllers who will do a gig for £50. As a photographer, I'm a happy user of digital technology to create images that darkroom dwellers and photo retouchers used to take weeks to create.
If I've learned one thing in my 26 years working years, it's that if you want to stay ahead, you have to adapt. It's no good moaning about the good old days and how you used to come round here when it was all just fields - if DJing is your living, you need to immerse yourself in what's new and keep bang up to date, if not a little ahead of the game. It's a job like any other at a certain level and that how you absolutely have to treat it if you want to make money.
Henry GQ
9:57 AM - 21 February, 2010
i respectively disagree waldo.
but i think shitty ass ways for normal people gettin a hold of programs and music is what did it.
when u gotta spend money to get into something... u wont do it, i never seen very many djs untill the internet came around...
it was one thing when u were able to get free mp3s.. people still needed cd players to play on... some bars/nightclubs didnt have that, the only beat-machting(instant start) cd players were the denon 2000's. so it was still somewhat hard for noobs to get into djing...
now u add someone with a laptop and basic knowledge of acquiring mp3s and NOW with the help of virtual dj.... its a different story. altho some djs that have started out on virtual dj have upgraded to scratch...
i never seen so many djs pop up... mp3s have been around for years. doesnt that make sense? when u have too many djs... of course it will kill the market.
but i think shitty ass ways for normal people gettin a hold of programs and music is what did it.
when u gotta spend money to get into something... u wont do it, i never seen very many djs untill the internet came around...
it was one thing when u were able to get free mp3s.. people still needed cd players to play on... some bars/nightclubs didnt have that, the only beat-machting(instant start) cd players were the denon 2000's. so it was still somewhat hard for noobs to get into djing...
now u add someone with a laptop and basic knowledge of acquiring mp3s and NOW with the help of virtual dj.... its a different story. altho some djs that have started out on virtual dj have upgraded to scratch...
i never seen so many djs pop up... mp3s have been around for years. doesnt that make sense? when u have too many djs... of course it will kill the market.
DJ NoNseNse
11:23 AM - 21 February, 2010
All this talk about virtual dj and I never known or seen anyone that uses it.
Z0nkers
11:38 AM - 21 February, 2010
i have a friend who uses it cause the club provides it. he makes $350/night. 3 nights a week as his hobby job. mind you he has 35yrs experience as a dj
nik39
1:33 PM - 21 February, 2010
Well said, skratchworx.
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The key here is nothing to do with software or advances in hardware technology - it's a simple matter of people not having to make a massive investment in vinyl. This effectively was the dongle for old school DJs, whereas new DJs simply trade music without a thought for the artists.Well said, skratchworx.
Marx&Villain
5:46 PM - 21 February, 2010
no need for a long paragraph like the rest, SSL didnt kill shit.
if you truly believe that ssl killed dj'in then feel free to [link removed]
if you truly believe that ssl killed dj'in then feel free to [link removed]
DJ Ritmo
7:26 PM - 21 February, 2010
Yo real story. I got dropped from my club for a cheap 75.00 DJ. I didnt complain I just told the owner that I didnt wanna spin for 75.00 plus he wanted me to promote for free and come and DJ. I was like hell no but in a nice way. Now the entire club has tanked. No one goes its always empty and the DJ there has VDJ and a mouse and he clicks away. Im not hating Im just relating, sooner or later all this DJing craze is going to expire and the real DJs will still be left when the smoke clears. Until that happens I will probably be a club promoter until the game changes.
Crickett
8:27 PM - 21 February, 2010
You know what I find interesting? The cats that truly understand how the lifestyle and industry work will take the time to create an informed an intteligent thought and post it.
The cats that jump on the thread and immediately scream "Step your game up" are to me the guys that are the problem. We all started somewhere. (I won't knock hardwork or any ones hustle) But this culture used to be more than hustling and acting like a douchebag in the club. It truly was a way of life-
oh well.. It is what it is..
@- SIXX, I stopped reading after the 3rd word.. LOL
@ Dragon, You can suck it.
Creezy out.
The cats that jump on the thread and immediately scream "Step your game up" are to me the guys that are the problem. We all started somewhere. (I won't knock hardwork or any ones hustle) But this culture used to be more than hustling and acting like a douchebag in the club. It truly was a way of life-
oh well.. It is what it is..
@- SIXX, I stopped reading after the 3rd word.. LOL
@ Dragon, You can suck it.
Creezy out.
Maskrider
8:30 PM - 21 February, 2010
This is Good vs Bad Djs and the Dj business is Killed by Cracked VDJ with Djs claiming as Video Djs.
thebuttonfreak
8:43 PM - 21 February, 2010
I got rid of my turntables and I use SSL with an apc40 and a UC-33 controller and it has me more excited about djing than I've been in years. I map the +-16 and +-1 pitch to a set of faders and not only do I get the control over my mix that vinyl gave me but my mixing is even smoother.
Grow up guys, its 2010.
Now just give us some damn effects Serato!
Grow up guys, its 2010.
Now just give us some damn effects Serato!
djdragon
9:01 PM - 21 February, 2010
I see you are the poster boy for your own thread?
The DJ Game. It starts with you.
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@ Dragon, You can suck it..I see you are the poster boy for your own thread?
The DJ Game. It starts with you.
Trackfeen
9:11 PM - 21 February, 2010
gotta agree with ritmo...it's all a fad for most people.....
i got into djing through bboying (break dancing fro those that don't know)... and i felt that movies like "you got served" and "step -up" killed the local scene... I felt it killed the creatvie/underground aspect of it.. so you just got a ton of people who took a dance class wanting to battle.. and don't really care about the culture behind it... in time they moved on.. and the scene bounced back... we are just in a recession the people who are really about it will rise to the top.. the ones that aren't will fall off eventually..
ssl didn't kill the biz... the realm of the "celebrity dj" killed the biz.. when people found out its not what you play but who you are. A bastardized version of our culture was created...
as much as it sucks we just gotta weather the storm.. I could go on for days.. i mean hell look at the rap game... lol
i got into djing through bboying (break dancing fro those that don't know)... and i felt that movies like "you got served" and "step -up" killed the local scene... I felt it killed the creatvie/underground aspect of it.. so you just got a ton of people who took a dance class wanting to battle.. and don't really care about the culture behind it... in time they moved on.. and the scene bounced back... we are just in a recession the people who are really about it will rise to the top.. the ones that aren't will fall off eventually..
ssl didn't kill the biz... the realm of the "celebrity dj" killed the biz.. when people found out its not what you play but who you are. A bastardized version of our culture was created...
as much as it sucks we just gotta weather the storm.. I could go on for days.. i mean hell look at the rap game... lol
DJ Ritmo
9:36 PM - 21 February, 2010
I tell you guys something. DJs need to team up and stop the so called DJ war. I have taken 3 undercutter DJs under my wing already. If i cant DJ for the money I want they will do it. Get together a strong promo team put up a website with content. Get on your photoshop game hard so you can make bad ass flyers like the professionals do. Start promoting clubs and sending your undercutting ass DJs to the gig. Make the money off the undercutter and teach them the skills they need to really rise to the top in DJing. Promo is the new way for the real DJ. When your undercutters start getting the gigs that you are promoting. A whole new world of opportunity will open up for you where you can atually DJ when you want and when you dont want to send your under cutter to the rescue. Its starting to work for me all the local undercutters are now being under cut by the management and the clubs around here are all falling off bad. The management will come to you and ask "How can we get people through the door" Thats when you the seasoned DJ, start promoting for the club and getting your under cutters to take the gig and you make money off the door and pay your under cutters the same thing they have always been getting. Its a dirty game but we have to re shape the industry to what we wanted to be and stop letting club management and wack ass Djs get in your way......ok Im done
Crickett
1:15 AM - 22 February, 2010
I see you are the poster boy for your own thread?
The DJ Game. It starts with you.
You're right playboy. I appologize.. Cumbiya!!! lol
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@ Dragon, You can suck it..I see you are the poster boy for your own thread?
The DJ Game. It starts with you.
You're right playboy. I appologize.. Cumbiya!!! lol
Dj_Dropz_
2:59 AM - 22 February, 2010
ill be honest ive taken gigs from dj's that honestly overcharge because of the fact that just because they have years under there belt they think they have the right to charge waay too much so they get mad at people like me because i charge less. i think it comes down to skill because i know a couple dj's that have done it for 10+ years and i know guys that with only 4-5 years are waaay better. so why cant the younger, better dj's be allowed to charge alittle less and then later grow to become bigger and better dj's and THEN charge more? its like if the established and veteran dj's dont want the new blood to have success...
Henry GQ
3:30 AM - 22 February, 2010
exactly, and thats why the dj industry sucks, cuz of young DUMB undercutters... that just wanna spin what they spin in their bedroom...
say a dj is makin 500 a night, u dont know any better and say 100 bucks... instead of tryin to build something somewhere else u would rather come into that spot, that... that dj made hot and flame him/her
go spin somewhere that sucks and let someone approach you...
thats how i did it.
say a dj is makin 500 a night, u dont know any better and say 100 bucks... instead of tryin to build something somewhere else u would rather come into that spot, that... that dj made hot and flame him/her
go spin somewhere that sucks and let someone approach you...
thats how i did it.
Maskrider
3:36 AM - 22 February, 2010
It's always been a hustle out there first time clients does'nt know how you play there is no gauge that can really measure your skill so the more people you know gives you an edge with everybody else there is no standard pricing for services.........So there is always undercutters in my opinion.
Dj_Dropz_
3:46 AM - 22 February, 2010
i bet one of you have undercutted another dj at one point or another so why are some of us getting upset when we lose gigs wen we do it to other dj's aswell? its a matter of promoting urself/skill/ and survival of the fittest.... its a BUSINESS so we cant for one second ignore that folks...
nessa
3:59 AM - 22 February, 2010
Serato doesn't make or break you. Like anything, used in the wrong way is a trainwreak however used correctly can take you, your set and you're outlet on your music to the next level and let you be more creative. The music these days (top 40 shit) isn't anything inspiring which makes every second DJ playing the same shit dull- at the end of the day it's about MUSIC and serato gives you access to all of your music right there on the screen- what you do with it is your problem. So let "Wannabe" DJs who don't really do much or don't understand the structure of music do their thing- they might get some money here or there but they won't get very far nor will they inspire
DJ'Que
4:20 AM - 22 February, 2010
not at the price of $100 is what. were saying. mp3's, has killed the dj game. not dvs. dvs made it alot easier. but also the internet is the main reason that killed it.
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i bet one of you have undercutted another dj at one point or another so why are some of us getting upset when we lose gigs wen we do it to other dj's aswell? its a matter of promoting urself/skill/ and survival of the fittest.... its a BUSINESS so we cant for one second ignore that folks...
DJ Val-BKNY11203
4:31 AM - 22 February, 2010
Lets be real here. All of you "Top 40 DJ's" are also a HUGE problem. You are walking FM radios playing BS tracks that they can hear from a jukebox. YOU have made the game easier for the newbies, security guards coat checkers, bartenders, and button clickers to come in. You are are whoring yourself out for $$$ playing shit music to some sheep like you are punching a clock. I ain't mad about nobody getting paper. You have to do what you have to do, but realize there is a cause and effect.
If this is your "job" then you better have a back up plan and get right on it. The glory days of exclusivity being the "DJ" is over.
If this is your "job" then you better have a back up plan and get right on it. The glory days of exclusivity being the "DJ" is over.
djchriscruz
5:32 AM - 22 February, 2010
All these crying whining DJ's need to quit DJing or embrace technology. Technology and innovation will never slow down or stop for whiners or complainers. Look at what artists/major labels complaining about MP3's did...NOTHING. MP3's only got bigger and major labels trying to protect CD sales allowed a computer company (Apple) to take control over the music retail industry.
raiderman77@sbcglobal.net
5:59 AM - 22 February, 2010
SSL did not kill the business of DJing?
Promoters that think BAD DJ's R Actually good killed it just to save a buck!!! Think about it, everything in the future is digital, i mean come on, it's 2010. Every dj that started with (piles and piles of crates) will tell u every now and then they love to go back and just practice on just vinyl, but the fact is that there is just tooooo much music out there for u to carry all the crates. Plus they're (our) backs is much better... we'd be all f'd up if we would be carrying crates.
Now SSl lets u be creative.... and quicker in music selection and all that good stuff, but if a rookie beats u out of a spot at a gig, its not cause of SSL its cause of the promoter that doesn't know any better!
Promoters that think BAD DJ's R Actually good killed it just to save a buck!!! Think about it, everything in the future is digital, i mean come on, it's 2010. Every dj that started with (piles and piles of crates) will tell u every now and then they love to go back and just practice on just vinyl, but the fact is that there is just tooooo much music out there for u to carry all the crates. Plus they're (our) backs is much better... we'd be all f'd up if we would be carrying crates.
Now SSl lets u be creative.... and quicker in music selection and all that good stuff, but if a rookie beats u out of a spot at a gig, its not cause of SSL its cause of the promoter that doesn't know any better!
Dj_Dropz_
6:16 AM - 22 February, 2010
the internet didnt kill anything, top 40 dj's didnt do it and apple? shit im pretty sure u got itunes so were all to blame if thats the case... the real killer and bs aside is the ECONOMY... THINK ABOUT IT. bars/clubs dont have AND dont make the money they used to so they have no choice but to cut cost and cutting from the dj is a no brainer. same with mobile dj's ppl who do house parties, sweet 16's, weddings wanna pay us dirt because of the same exact reason!! i bet 5,6,7 years ago we were all getting top dollar for what we do now were struggling for half of that or not getting business at all so WE have to find a solution so WE can get payed!!!
Henry GQ
6:21 AM - 22 February, 2010
as far radio/fm/top 40 djs killing it. thats crazy, maybeeeeee... some of us like some of the top 40 out there. thats why its called top 40... oh shit.. were not supposed to play whats popular? LOL . gimme a break!
ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
rlaci
6:31 AM - 22 February, 2010
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
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thank you for your meaningless thread
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
thank you for your meaningless thread
DJ Val-BKNY11203
6:48 AM - 22 February, 2010
ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
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as far radio/fm/top 40 djs killing it. thats crazy, maybeeeeee... some of us like some of the top 40 out there. thats why its called top 40... oh shit.. were not supposed to play whats popular? LOL . gimme a break!ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
DJJorel
9:05 AM - 22 February, 2010
Serato killed the DJ business...MP3s killed the music industry...
and video killed the radio star...
and video killed the radio star...
skratchworx
9:20 AM - 22 February, 2010
THere's a big difference between the art and the business.
Art can be whatever you want it to be. Business however is all about making money - and you have to adapt your business to keep it profitable. I'm sure that there are established famous DJs who can still spin to niche markets all over the world using traditional styles incumbent to that genre (soul and reggae on 45 springs to mind), but for your average jock, you have to do what the business dictates.
I know you all hate the undercutters, but if they can turn up, rock the crowd and keep the bar takings flowing week after week, then what is a club owner or promotor to do? They're running a business just like you.
Art can be whatever you want it to be. Business however is all about making money - and you have to adapt your business to keep it profitable. I'm sure that there are established famous DJs who can still spin to niche markets all over the world using traditional styles incumbent to that genre (soul and reggae on 45 springs to mind), but for your average jock, you have to do what the business dictates.
I know you all hate the undercutters, but if they can turn up, rock the crowd and keep the bar takings flowing week after week, then what is a club owner or promotor to do? They're running a business just like you.
Marx&Villain
9:39 AM - 22 February, 2010
and video killed the radio star...
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Serato killed the DJ business...MP3s killed the music industry...and video killed the radio star...
lol
Marx&Villain
9:39 AM - 22 February, 2010
ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
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as far radio/fm/top 40 djs killing it. thats crazy, maybeeeeee... some of us like some of the top 40 out there. thats why its called top 40... oh shit.. were not supposed to play whats popular? LOL . gimme a break!ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
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djchriscruz
1:15 PM - 22 February, 2010
All Serato killed was your record collection. That rare gem that you dug up and no other DJ's can play can now be easily purchased on Itunes and be played at the club.
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:51 PM - 22 February, 2010
say a dj is makin 500 a night, u dont know any better and say 100 bucks... instead of tryin to build something somewhere else u would rather come into that spot, that... that dj made hot and flame him/her
go spin somewhere that sucks and let someone approach you...
thats how i did it.
This is an awsome comment for larger areas but some of our areas arent lucky enough to have tons of dead spots lying around waiting for up and comming DJs to come in and build a night
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exactly, and thats why the dj industry sucks, cuz of young DUMB undercutters... that just wanna spin what they spin in their bedroom...say a dj is makin 500 a night, u dont know any better and say 100 bucks... instead of tryin to build something somewhere else u would rather come into that spot, that... that dj made hot and flame him/her
go spin somewhere that sucks and let someone approach you...
thats how i did it.
This is an awsome comment for larger areas but some of our areas arent lucky enough to have tons of dead spots lying around waiting for up and comming DJs to come in and build a night
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:59 PM - 22 February, 2010
ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
personally i enjoy top 40 music, i can pick out what the next hot songs are going to be and i seriously enjoy listening to them and playing them, my tastes arent too terriblty eclectic. That said what i HATE isnt the top 40 music....its the top 40 crowd who is too lazy to dig past the top 40 or have the memory to vibe with old top 40. If lil wayne puts out what is referred to here as a "hot garbage track" I usually love it and i love seeign the crowds reaction to it....what i hate is the 72 requests in 1 hour to hear it again after i play it and the pure animosity of my crowds if when and if you do stray off the beaten path to explore a bit.
Beyond the "what killed djing" aspect what i personally think killed music was in fact a technology, ie the internet and the ability to burn CDs. I remember when i was growing up before it was childsplay to go online cherrypick songs and burn a mixtape (back when you HAD to know a dj to get one made) people bought whole albums and when they did that they would listen to the track they liked and most would listen to alot of tracks they liked less because it sucked switching the cd every 5 minutes. When the internet strolled along and cd burning became common place it changed from that into a generation who could just go online cherry pick the tracks they already know they like and burn them to a cd or put them on their ipod so they never have to tolerate a song they either dont know or dont care for, this instant gratification led to a crowd of club goers who have no idea how to handle hearing music thats not already embedded into heir brains
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as far radio/fm/top 40 djs killing it. thats crazy, maybeeeeee... some of us like some of the top 40 out there. thats why its called top 40... oh shit.. were not supposed to play whats popular? LOL . gimme a break!ive always been one to play outside the box, more than most.. but i like the common person also like top 40 music, its a reason why its called top 40.. its been tested that people will like this sort of music..
It's been said by countless DJ's on this very board that they don't like to play TOP 40, but they have toin order to keep the gig. So maybeeeeee....some of you don't like it. There is a difference of popular music and good music. Alot of people seem not to know that.
Bottom line..........if there was to be a multiple choice answer to this thread it would be E) All Of The Above. Everything people are chiming in here about are correct in some kind of way, and is the reason why things are they way they are.
personally i enjoy top 40 music, i can pick out what the next hot songs are going to be and i seriously enjoy listening to them and playing them, my tastes arent too terriblty eclectic. That said what i HATE isnt the top 40 music....its the top 40 crowd who is too lazy to dig past the top 40 or have the memory to vibe with old top 40. If lil wayne puts out what is referred to here as a "hot garbage track" I usually love it and i love seeign the crowds reaction to it....what i hate is the 72 requests in 1 hour to hear it again after i play it and the pure animosity of my crowds if when and if you do stray off the beaten path to explore a bit.
Beyond the "what killed djing" aspect what i personally think killed music was in fact a technology, ie the internet and the ability to burn CDs. I remember when i was growing up before it was childsplay to go online cherrypick songs and burn a mixtape (back when you HAD to know a dj to get one made) people bought whole albums and when they did that they would listen to the track they liked and most would listen to alot of tracks they liked less because it sucked switching the cd every 5 minutes. When the internet strolled along and cd burning became common place it changed from that into a generation who could just go online cherry pick the tracks they already know they like and burn them to a cd or put them on their ipod so they never have to tolerate a song they either dont know or dont care for, this instant gratification led to a crowd of club goers who have no idea how to handle hearing music thats not already embedded into heir brains
FunkyRob
3:23 PM - 22 February, 2010
What the hell was that long ass bible post doing here?
If that whole Adam and eve thing was true, I've been banging my cousin for years. It also doesn't make sense that we all look so different.
If that whole Adam and eve thing was true, I've been banging my cousin for years. It also doesn't make sense that we all look so different.
DJ Liav
7:11 PM - 22 February, 2010
Good Job! Fuck these club owners who are trying to save a buck. I don't dj full time anymore, just for fun, it's something that I do every once in a while, but I NEVER settle on a cheap price. It is bad for the guys who do it full time.
And for the people who say SSL isn't affecting the dj industry. You are wrong.
SSL is like the autotune of djing. It makes people a better dj, whether it has a beatmatching option or not. I know people that have no fucking concept of music, but they trained themselves to read the wave forms and beat match that way. Don't get me wrong, they SUCK, but they still get work, cause they're cheap.
If there are Newbies reading this, if you want to get into djing at a club or bar, the LAST thing you should do is undercut someone. It will affect you in the future. If you are stupid enough to work for $75, someone dumber will work for $50.
Think of it like this, even if you go with the cheapest stuff that's pirated, you'll still need about $500 for a laptop, and $500 for some used speakers. that's still $1000. If you work for a place at $75 a night, you're making $375 a week (working 5 days a week). you can get that money at another job easliy without making any investment at all.
Know your value! Even if you don't dj for the money.
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Yo real story. I got dropped from my club for a cheap 75.00 DJ. I didnt complain I just told the owner that I didnt wanna spin for 75.00 plus he wanted me to promote for free and come and DJ. I was like hell no but in a nice way. Now the entire club has tanked. No one goes its always empty and the DJ there has VDJ and a mouse and he clicks away. Im not hating Im just relating, sooner or later all this DJing craze is going to expire and the real DJs will still be left when the smoke clears. Until that happens I will probably be a club promoter until the game changes.Good Job! Fuck these club owners who are trying to save a buck. I don't dj full time anymore, just for fun, it's something that I do every once in a while, but I NEVER settle on a cheap price. It is bad for the guys who do it full time.
And for the people who say SSL isn't affecting the dj industry. You are wrong.
SSL is like the autotune of djing. It makes people a better dj, whether it has a beatmatching option or not. I know people that have no fucking concept of music, but they trained themselves to read the wave forms and beat match that way. Don't get me wrong, they SUCK, but they still get work, cause they're cheap.
If there are Newbies reading this, if you want to get into djing at a club or bar, the LAST thing you should do is undercut someone. It will affect you in the future. If you are stupid enough to work for $75, someone dumber will work for $50.
Think of it like this, even if you go with the cheapest stuff that's pirated, you'll still need about $500 for a laptop, and $500 for some used speakers. that's still $1000. If you work for a place at $75 a night, you're making $375 a week (working 5 days a week). you can get that money at another job easliy without making any investment at all.
Know your value! Even if you don't dj for the money.
Audio1
7:27 PM - 22 February, 2010
Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook... Now, have I gotten dropped? No... But I see what's happening around me and I have to say it's pretty fucked up. Clubs/Bars are feeling the pinch of the poor economy and instead of sticking with the right people they're increasingly turning to Free'Jay's.
And your right.. This topic has been beat so many times it's scary.. But it needs to be a topic that stay's in the back of everyone's mind going forward.
For the record, Ive been using SSL since 2005 myself, been DJing on vinyl format since 1992. I admit, The DJ Game is crazy in San Francisco, but those who hustle get paid proper. Sure, There are many undercutters, tons of them. Some people need to keep pushing forward rather than lagging behind. The economy has really pinched the nightlife industry, I do agree with your statement about that. Ive been let go of a few places because they opted for pay cuts. Ive always told myself and those who know me, Get paid what think you are truly worth. One venue used to pay me $300 a night to DJ. As the economy started tumbling, One day they decided to cut the DJ pay in 1/2. When they informed me of this, I told them thanks but No thanks. At that rate, It isnt worth my time and effort.
In the end, There are many factors that truly killed the DJ game. Serato alone cannot be blamed for this. Much respect Crickett.
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For the record playboy.. I've been using SSL since '05.. And maybe where you live the game might still be what you clame it is... But the Biz here in Chicago isn't the same.Established 15-20 Year DJ's are getting dropped for kids with a year of experience and a new Macbook... Now, have I gotten dropped? No... But I see what's happening around me and I have to say it's pretty fucked up. Clubs/Bars are feeling the pinch of the poor economy and instead of sticking with the right people they're increasingly turning to Free'Jay's.
And your right.. This topic has been beat so many times it's scary.. But it needs to be a topic that stay's in the back of everyone's mind going forward.
In the end, There are many factors that truly killed the DJ game. Serato alone cannot be blamed for this. Much respect Crickett.
Henry GQ
7:58 PM - 22 February, 2010
i dont know about u guys but the economy did nothing to me. i stepped up my game and got my video game together(somewhat) and now i went from djing one night, to now 4.... and i can pick up two more nights if i want, i got these bars hounding me....
but i got some wack ass djs on my trail with virtual dj.. saying they can provide the same service, only thing is.. i bash every dj in this city on facebook and to these owners/managers. friends or not. im carving the line in the sand, fuck u! if ur not using scratch and some kind of turntables.... i HATE "only laptop djs' !!!! ya'll can suck a dick. talentless bums
but i got some wack ass djs on my trail with virtual dj.. saying they can provide the same service, only thing is.. i bash every dj in this city on facebook and to these owners/managers. friends or not. im carving the line in the sand, fuck u! if ur not using scratch and some kind of turntables.... i HATE "only laptop djs' !!!! ya'll can suck a dick. talentless bums
djaction
8:05 PM - 22 February, 2010
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs -- commerce surrounds it with her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme down-town is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.
Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall northward. What do you see? -- Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks
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of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster -- tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here?
But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh the water as they possibly can without falling in. And there they stand -- miles of them -- leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys, streets and avenues, -- north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?
Once more. Say, you are in the country; in some high land of lakes. Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale, and leaves you there by a pool in the stream. There is magic in it. Let the most absent- minded of men be plunged in his deepest reveries -- stand that man on his legs, set his feet a-going, and he will infallibly lead you to water, if water there be in all that region. Should you ever be athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment, if your caravan happen to be supplied with a metaphysical professor. Yes, as every one knows, meditation and water are wedded for ever.
But here is an artist. He desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all the valley of the Saco. What is the chief element he employs? There stand his trees, each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a crucifix were within; and here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his cattle; and up from yonder cottage goes a sleepy smoke. Deep into distant woodlands winds a mazy way, reaching to overlapping spurs of mountains bathed in their hill-side blue. But though the picture lies thus tranced, and though this pine-tree shakes down its sighs like leaves upon this shepherd's head, yet all were vain, unless the shepherd's eye were fixed upon the magic stream before him. Go visit the Prairies in June,
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when for scores on scores of miles you wade knee-deep among Tiger- lilies -- what is the one charm wanting? -- Water -- there is not a drop of water there! Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it? Why did the poor poet of Tennessee, upon suddenly receiving two handfuls of silver, deliberate whether to buy him a coat, which he sadly needed, or invest his money in a pedestrian trip to Rockaway Beach? Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? Why upon your first voyage as a passenger, did you yourself feel such a mystical vibration, when first told that you and your ship were now out of sight of land? Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the Greeks give it a separate deity, and own brother of Jove? Surely all this is not without meaning. And still deeper the meaning of that story of Narcissus, who because he could not grasp the tormenting, mild image he saw in the fountain, plunged into it and was drowned. But that same image, we ourselves see in all rivers and oceans. It is the image of the ungraspable phantom of life; and this is the key to it all.
Now, when I say that I am in the habit of going to sea whenever I begin to grow hazy about the eyes, and begin to be over conscious of my lungs, I do not mean to have it inferred that I ever go to sea as a passenger. For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it. Besides, passengers get sea-sick -- grow quarrelsome -- don't sleep of nights -- do not enjoy themselves much, as a general thing; -- no, I never go as a passenger; nor, though I am something of a salt, do I ever go to sea as a Commodore, or a Captain, or a Cook. I abandon the glory and distinction of such offices to those who like them. For my part, I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do to take care of myself, without taking care of ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not. And as for going as cook, -- though I confess there is considerable glory in that, a cook being a sort of officer on ship-board -- yet, somehow, I never fancied broiling fowls; -- though once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and peppered, there is no one who will
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speak more respectfully, not to say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will. It is out of the idolatrous dotings of the old Egyptians upon broiled ibis and roasted river horse, that you see the mummies of those creatures in their huge bake-houses the pyramids.
No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, right before the mast, plumb down into the forecastle, aloft there to the royal mast-head. True, they rather order me about some, and make me jump from spar to spar, like a grasshopper in a May meadow. And at first, this sort of thing is unpleasant enough. It touches one's sense of honor, particularly if you come of an old established family in the land, the van Rensselaers, or Randolphs, or Hardicanutes. And more than all, if just previous to putting your hand into the tar-pot, you have been lording it as a country schoolmaster, making the tallest boys stand in awe of you. The transition is a keen one, I assure you, from the schoolmaster to a sailor, and requires a strong decoction of Seneca and the Stoics to enable you to grin and bear it. But even this wears off in time.
What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to, weighed, I mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think the archangel Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I promptly and respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular instance? Who aint a slave? Tell me that. Well, then, however the old sea-captains may order me about -- however they may thump and punch me about, I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way -- either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round, and all hands should rub each other's shoulder-blades, and be content.
Again, I always go to sea as a sailor, because they make a point of paying me for my trouble, whereas they never pay passengers a single penny that I ever heard of. On the contrary, passengers themselves must pay. And there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid. The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard
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thieves entailed upon us. But being paid, -- what will compare with it? The urbane activity with which a man receives money is really marvellous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the forecastle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim), so for the most part the Commodore on the quarter-deck gets his atmosphere at second hand from the sailors on the forecastle. He thinks he breathes it first; but not so. In much the same way do the commonalty lead their leaders in many other things, at the same time that the leaders little suspect it. But wherefore it was that after having repeatedly smelt the sea as a merchant sailor, I should now take it into my head to go on a whaling voyage; this the invisible police officer of the Fates, who has the constant surveillance of me, and secretly dogs me, and influences me in some unaccountable way -- he can better answer than any one else. And, doubtless, my going on this whaling voyage, formed part of the grand programme of Providence that was drawn up a long time ago. It came in as a sort of brief interlude and solo between more extensive performances. I take it that this part of the bill must have run something like this: 'Grand Contested Election for the Presidency of the United States 'Whaling Voyage by one Ishmael 'BLOODY BATTLE IN AFFGHANISTAN'
Though I cannot tell why it was exactly that those stage managers, the Fates, put me down for this shabby part of a whaling voyage, when others were set down for magnificent parts in high tragedies, and short and easy parts in genteel comedies, and jolly parts in farces -- though I cannot tell why this was exactly; yet, now that I recall all the circumstances, I think I can see a little into the springs and motives which being cunningly presented to me under various disguises, induced me to set about
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performing the part I did, besides cajoling me into the delusion that it was a choice resulting from my own unbiased freewill and discriminating judgment.
Chief among these motives was the overwhelming idea of the great whale himself. Such a portentous and mysterious monster roused all my curiosity. Then the wild and distant seas where he rolled his island bulk; the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale; these, with all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds, helped to sway me to my wish. With other men, perhaps, such things would not have been inducements; but as for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts. Not ignoring what is good, I am quick to perceive a horror, and could still be social with it -- would they let me -- since it is but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one lodges in.
By reason of these things, then, the whaling voyage was welcome; the great flood-gates of the wonder-world swung open, and in the wild conceits that swayed me to my purpose, two and two there floated into my inmost soul, endless processions of the whale, and, mid most of them all, one grand hooded phantom, like a snow hill in the air.
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Chapter ii
THE CARPET-BAG
I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was on a Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning that the little packet for Nantucket had already sailed, and that no way of reaching that place would offer, till the following Monday.
As most young candidates for the pains and penalties of whaling
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stop at this same New Bedford, thence to embark on their voyage, it may as well be related that I, for one, had no idea of so doing. For my mind was made up to sail in no other than a Nantucket craft, because there was a fine, boisterous something about everything connected with that famous old island, which amazingly pleased me. Besides though New Bedford has of late been gradually monopolizing the business of whaling, and though in this matter poor old Nantucket is now much behind her, yet Nantucket was her great original -- the Tyre of this Carthage; -- the place where the first dead American whale was stranded. Where else but from Nantucket did those aboriginal whalemen, the Red-Men, first sally out in canoes to give chase to the Leviathan? And where but from Nantucket, too, did that first adventurous little sloop put forth, partly laden with imported cobble-stones -- so goes the story -- to throw at the whales, in order to discover when they were nigh enough to risk a harpoon from the bowsprit?
Now having a night, a day, and still another night following before me in New Bedford, ere I could embark for my destined port, it became a matter of concernment where I was to eat and sleep meanwhile. It was a very dubious-looking, nay, a very dark and dismal night, bitingly cold and cheerless. I knew no one in the place. With anxious grapnels I had sounded my pocket, and only brought up a few pieces of silver, -- So, wherever you go, Ishmael, said I to myself, as I stood in the middle of a dreary street shouldering my bag, and comparing the gloom towards the north with the darkness towards the south -- wherever in your wisdom you may conclude to lodge for the night, my dear Ishmael, be sure to inquire the price, and don't be too particular.
With halting steps I paced the streets, and passed the sign of 'The Crossed Harpoons' -- but it looked too expensive and jolly there. Further on, from the bright red windows of the 'Sword-Fish Inn', there came such fervent rays, that it seemed to have melted the packed snow and ice from before the house, for everywhere else the congealed frost lay ten inches thick in a hard, asphaltic pavement, -- rather weary for me, when I struck my foot against the flinty projections, because from hard, remorseless
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service the soles of my boots were in a most miserable plight. Too expensive and jolly, again thought I, pausing one moment to watch the broad glare in the street, and hear the sounds of the tinkling glasses within. But go on, Ishmael, said I at last; don't you hear? get away from before the door; your patched boots are stopping the way. So on I went. I now by instinct followed the streets that took me waterward, for there, doubtless, were the cheapest, if not the cheeriest inns.
Such dreary streets! blocks of blackness, not houses, on either hand, and here and there a candle, like a candle moving about in a tomb. At this hour of the night, of the last day of the week, that quarter of the town proved all but deserted. But presently I came to a smoky light proceeding from a low, wide building, the door of which stood invitingly open. It had a careless look, as if it were meant for the uses of the public; so, entering, the first thing I did was to stumble over an ash-box in the porch. Ha! thought I, ha, as the flying particles almost choked me, are these ashes from that destroyed city, Gomorrah? But 'The Crossed Harpoons,' and 'The Sword-Fish?' -- this, then, must needs be the sign of 'The Trap'. However, I picked myself up and hearing a loud voice within, pushed on and opened a second, interior door.
It seemed the great Black Parliament sitting in Tophet. A hundred black faces turned round in their rows to peer; and beyond, a black Angel of Doom was beating a book in a pulpit. It was a negro church; and the preacher's text was about the blackness of darkness, and the weeping and wailing and teeth- gnashing there. Ha, Ishmael, muttered I, backing out, Wretched entertainment at the sign of 'The Trap!'
Moving on, I at last came to a dim sort of light not far from the docks, and heard a forlorn creaking in the air; and looking up, saw a swinging sign over the door with a white painting upon it, faintly representing a tall straight jet of misty spray, and these words underneath -- 'The Spouter- Inn: -- Peter Coffin.'
Coffin? -- Spouter? -- Rather ominous in that particular connexion, thought I. But it is a common name in Nantucket, they say, and I suppose this Peter here is an emigrant from there. As the light looked so dim, and the place, for the time, looked
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quiet enough, and the dilapidated little wooden house itself looked as if it might have been carted here from the ruins of some burnt district, and as the swinging sign had a poverty-stricken sort of creak to it, I thought that here was the very spot for cheap lodgings, and the best of pea coffee.
It was a queer sort of place -- a gable-ended old house, one side palsied as it were, and leaning over sadly. It stood on a sharp bleak corner, where that tempestuous wind Euroclydon kept up a worse howling than ever it did about poor Paul's tossed craft. Euroclydon, nevertheless, is a mighty pleasant zephyr to any one in-doors, with his feet on the hob quietly toasting for bed. 'In judging of that tempestuous wind called Euroclydon,' says an old writer -- of whose works I possess the only copy extant -- 'it maketh a marvellous difference, whether thou lookest out at it from a glass window where the frost is all on the outside, or whether thou observest it from that sashless window, where the frost is on both sides, and of which the wight Death is the only glazier.' True enough, thought I, as this passage occurred to my mind -- old black-letter, thou reasonest well. Yes, these eyes are windows, and this body of mine is the house. What a pity they didn't stop up the chinks and the crannies though, and thrust in a little lint here and there. But it's too late to make any improvements now. The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago. Poor Lazarus there, chattering his teeth against the curbstone for his pillow, and shaking off his tatters with his shiverings, he might plug up both ears with rags, and put a corn-cob into his mouth, and yet that would not keep out the tempestuous Euroclydon. Euroclydon! says old Dives, in his red silken wrapper -- (he had a redder one afterwards) pooh, pooh! What a fine frosty night; how Orion glitters; what northern lights! Let them talk of their oriental summer climes of everlasting conservatories; give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals.
But what thinks Lazarus? Can he warm his blue hands by holding them up to the grand northern lights? Would not Lazarus rather be in Sumatra than here? Would he not far rather lay him down lengthwise along the line of the equator; yea, ye
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gods! go down to the fiery pit itself, in order to keep out this frost?
Now, that Lazarus should lie stranded there on the curbstone before the door of Dives, this is more wonderful than that an iceberg should be moored to one of the Moluccas. Yet Dives himself, he too lives like a Czar in an ice palace made of frozen sighs, and being a president of a temperance society, he only drinks the tepid tears of orphans.
But no more of this blubbering now, we are going a-whaling, and there is plenty of that yet to come. Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see what sort of a place this 'Spouter' may be.
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Chapter iii
THE SPOUTER-INN
Entering that gable-ended Spouter-Inn, you found yourself in a wide, low, straggling entry with old- fashioned wainscots, reminding one of the bulwarks of some condemned old craft. On one side hung a very large oil-painting so thoroughly besmoked, and every way defaced, that in the unequal cross-lights by which you viewed it, it was only by diligent study and a series of systematic visits to it, and careful inquiry of the neighbors, that you could any way arrive at an understanding of its purpose. such unaccountable masses of shades and shadows, that at first you almost thought some ambitious young artist, in the time of the New England hags, had endeavored to delineate chaos bewitched. But by dint of much and earnest contemplation, and oft repeated ponderings, and especially by throwing open the little window towards the back of the entry, you at last come to the conclusion that such an idea, however wild, might not be altogether unwarranted.
But what most puzzled and confounded you was a long, limber, portentous, black mass of something hovering in the
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centre of the picture over three blue, dim, perpendicular lines floating in a nameless yeast. A boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to drive a nervous man distracted. Yet was there a sort of indefinite, half-attained, unimaginable sublimity about it that fairly froze you to it, till you involuntarily took an oath with yourself to find out what that marvellous painting meant. Ever and anon a bright, but, alas, deceptive idea would dart you through. -- It's the Black Sea in a midnight gale. -- It's the unnatural combat of the four primal elements. -- It's a blasted heath. -- It's a Hyperborean winter scene. -- It's the breaking- up of the ice-bound stream of Time. But at last all these fancies yielded to that one portentous something in the picture's midst. That once found out, and all the rest were plain. But stop; does it not bear a faint resemblance to a gigantic fish? even the great Leviathan himself?
In fact, the artist's design seemed this: a final theory of my own, partly based upon the aggregated opinions of many aged persons with whom I conversed upon the subject. The picture represents a Cape-Horner in a great hurricane; the half-foundered ship weltering there with its three dismantled masts alone visible; and an exasperated whale, purposing to spring clean over the craft, is in the enormous act of impaling himself upon the three mast-heads.
The opposite wall of this entry was hung all over with a heathenish array of monstrous clubs and spears. Some were thickly set with glittering teeth resembling ivory saws; others were tufted with knots of human hair; and one was sickle-shaped, with a vast handle sweeping round like the segment made in the new-mown grass by a long-armed mower. You shuddered as you gazed, and wondered what monstrous cannibal and savage could ever have gone a death-harvesting with such a hacking, horrifying implement. Mixed with these were rusty old whaling lances and harpoons all broken and deformed. Some were storied weapons. With this once long lance, now wildly elbowed, fifty years ago did Nathan Swain kill fifteen whales between a sunrise and a sunset. And that harpoon -- so like a corkscrew now -- was flung in Javan seas, and run away with by a whale, years afterward slain off the Cape of Blanco. The original iron entered
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nigh the tail, and, like a restless needle sojourning in the body of a man, travelled full forty feet, and at last was found imbedded in the hump.
Crossing this dusky entry, and on through yon low-arched way -- cut through what in old times must have been a great central chimney with fire-places all round -- you enter the public room. A still duskier place is this, with such low ponderous beams above, and such old wrinkled planks beneath, that you would almost fancy you trod some old craft's cockpits, especially of such a howling night, when this corner- anchored old ark rocked so furiously. On one side stood a long, low, shelf-like table covered with cracked glass cases, filled with dusty rarities gathered from this wide world's remotest nooks. Projecting from the further angle of the room stands a dark-looking den -- the bar -- a rude attempt at a Right Whale's head. Be that how it may, there stands the vast arched bone of the whale's jaw, so wide, a coach might almost drive beneath it. within are shabby shelves, ranged round with old decanters, bottles, flasks; and in those jaws of swift destruction, like another cursed Jonah (by which name indeed they called him), bustles a little withered old man, who, for their money, dearly sells the sailors deliriums and death.
Abominable are the tumblers into which he pours his poison. Though true cylinders without -- within, the villainous green goggling glasses deceitfully tapered downwards to a cheating bottom. Parallel meridians rudely pecked into the glass, surround these footpads' goblets. Fill to this mark, and your charge is but a penny; to this a penny more; and so on to the full glass -- the Cape Horn measure, which you may gulp down for a shilling.
Upon entering the place I found a number of young seamen gathered about a table, examining by a dim light divers specimens of skrimshander. I sought the landlord, and telling him I desired to be accommodated with a room, received for answer that his house was full -- not a bed unoccupied. 'But avast,' he added, tapping his forehead, 'you haint no objections to sharing a harpooneer's blanket, have ye? I s'pose you are goin' a whalin', so you'd better get used to that sort of thing.'
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I told him that I never liked to sleep two in a bed; that if I should ever do so, it would depend upon who the harpooneer might be, and that if he (the landlord) really had no other place for me, and the harpooneer was not decidedly objectionable, why rather than wander further about a strange town on so bitter a night, I would put up with the half of any decent man's blanket.
'I thought so. All right; take a seat. Supper? -- you want supper? Supper 'll be ready directly.'
I sat down on an old wooden settle, carved all over like a bench on the Battery. At one end a ruminating tar was still further adorning it with his jack-knife, stooping over and diligently working away at the space between his legs. he was trying his hand at a ship under full sail, but he didn't make much headway, I thought.
At last some four or five of us were summoned to our meal in an adjoining room. It was cold as Iceland -- no fire at all -- the landlord said he couldn't afford it. Nothing but two dismal tallow candles, each in a winding sheet. We were fain to button up our monkey jackets, and hold to our lips cups of scalding tea with our half frozen fingers. But the fare was of the most substantial kind -- not only meat and potatoes, but dumplings; good heavens! dumplings for supper! One young fellow in a green box coat, addressed himself to these dumplings in a most direful manner.
'My boy,' said the landlord, 'you'll have the nightmare to a dead sartainty.'
'Landlord,' I whispered, that aint the harpooneer, is it?'
'Oh, no,' said he, looking a sort of diabolically funny, 'the harpooneer is a dark complexioned chap. He never eats dumplings, he don't -- he eats nothing but steaks, and likes 'em rare.'
'The devil he does,' says I. 'Where is that harpooneer? Is he here?'
'He'll be here afore long,' was the answer.
I could not help it, but I began to feel suspicious of this 'dark complexioned' harpooneer. At any rate, I made up my mind that if it so turned out that we should sleep together, he must undress and get into bed before I did.
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Supper over, the company went back to the bar-room, when, knowing not what else to do with myself, I resolved to spend the rest of the evening as a looker on.
Presently a rioting noise was heard without. Starting up, the landlord cried, 'That's the Grampus's crew. I seed her reported in the offing this morning; a three years' voyage, and a full ship. Hurrah, boys; now we'll have the latest news from the Feegees.'
A tramping of sea boots was heard in the entry; the door was flung open, and in rolled a wild set of mariners enough. Enveloped in their shaggy watch coats, and with their heads muffled in woollen comforters, all bedarned and ragged, and their beards stiff with icicles, they seemed an eruption of bears from Labrador. They had just landed from their boat, and this was the first house they entered. No wonder, then, that they made a straight wake for the whale's mouth -- the bar -- when the wrinkled little old Jonah, there officiating, soon poured them out brimmers all round. One complained of a bad cold in his head, upon which Jonah mixed him a pitch-like potion of gin and molasses, which he swore was a sovereign cure for all colds and catarrhs whatsoever, never mind of how long standing, or whether caught off the coast of Labrador, or on the weather side of an ice- island.
The liquor soon mounted into their heads, as it generally does even with the arrantest topers newly landed from sea, and they began capering about most obstreperously.
I observed, however, that one of them held somewhat aloof, and though he seemed desirous not to spoil the hilarity of his shipmates by his own sober face, yet upon the whole he refrained from making as much noise as the rest. This man interested me at once; and since the sea-gods had ordained that he should soon become my shipmate (though but a sleeping-partner one, so far as this narrative is concerned), I will here venture upon a little description of him. He stood full six feet in height, with noble shoulders, and a chest like a coffer-dam. I have seldom seen such brawn in a man. His face was deeply brown and burnt, making his white teeth dazzling by the contrast; while in the deep shadows of his eyes floated some reminiscences that did not seem to give him much joy. His voice at once announced
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that he was a Southerner, and from his fine stature, I thought he must be one of those tall mountaineers from the Alleganian Ridge in Virginia. When the revelry of his companions had mounted to its height, this man slipped away unobserved, and I saw no more of him till he became my comrade on the sea. In a few minutes, however, he was missed by his shipmates, and being, it seems, for some reason a huge favorite with them, they raised a cry of 'Bulkington! Bulkington! where's Bulkington?' and darted out of the house in pursuit of him.
It was now about nine o'clock, and the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself upon a little plan that had occurred to me just previous to the entrance of the seamen.
No man prefers to sleep two in a bed. In fact, you would a good deal rather not sleep with your own brother. I don't know how it is, but people like to be private when they are sleeping. And when it comes to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections indefinitely multiply. Nor was there any earthly reason why I as a sailor should sleep two in a bed, more than anybody else; for sailors no more sleep two in a bed at sea, than bachelor Kings do ashore. To be sure they all sleep together in one apartment, but you have your own hammock, and cover yourself with your own blanket, and sleep in your own skin.
The more I pondered over this harpooneer, the more I abominated the thought of sleeping with him. It was fair to presume that being a harpooneer, his linen or woollen, as the case might be, would not be of the tidiest, certainly none of the finest. I began to twitch all over. Besides, it was getting late, and my decent harpooneer ought to be home and going bedwards. Suppose now, he should tumble in upon me at midnight -- how could I tell from what vile hole he had been coming?
'Landlord! I've changed my mind about that harpooneer. -- I shan't sleep with him. I'll try the bench here.'
'Just as you please; I'm sorry I cant spare ye a tablecloth for a mattress, and it's a plaguy rough board here' -- feeling of the knots and notches. 'But wait a bit, Skrimshander; I've
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got a carpenter's plane there in the bar -- wait, I say, and I'll make ye snug enough.' So saying he procured the plane; and with his old silk handkerchief first dusting the bench, vigorously set to planing away at my bed, the while grinning like an ape. The shavings flew right and left; till at last the plane-iron came bump against an indestructible knot. The landlord was near spraining his wrist, and I told him for heaven's sake to quit -- the bed was soft enough to suit me, and I did not know how all the planing in the world could make eider down of a pine plank. So gathering up the shavings with another grin, and throwing them into the great stove in the middle of the room, he went about his business, and left me in a brown study.
I now took the measure of the bench, and found that it was a foot too short; but that could be mended with a chair. But it was a foot too narrow, and the other bench in the room was about four inches higher than the planed one -- so there was no yoking them. I then placed the first bench lengthwise along the only clear space against the wall, leaving a little interval between, for my back to settle down in. But I soon found that there came such a draught of cold air over me from under the sill of the window, that this plan would never do at all, especially as another current from the rickety door met the one from the window, and both together formed a series of small whirlwinds in the immediate vicinity of the spot where I had thought to spend the night.
The devil fetch that harpooneer, thought I, but stop, couldn't I steal a march on him -- bolt his door inside, and jump into his bed, not to be wakened by the most violent knockings? it seemed no bad idea; but upon second thoughts I dismissed it. For who could tell but what the next morning, so soon as I popped out of the room, the harpooneer might be standing in the entry, all ready to knock me down!
Still, looking around me again, and seeing no possible chance of spending a sufferable night unless in some other person's bed, I began to think that after all I might be cherishing unwarrantable prejudices against this unknown harpooneer. Thinks I, I'll wait awhile; he must be dropping in before long. I'll have a good look at him then, and perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after all -- there's no telling.
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But though the other boarders kept coming in by ones, twos, and threes, and going to bed, yet no sign of my harpooneer.
'Landlord!' said I, 'what sort of a chap is he -- does he always keep such late hours?' It was now hard upon twelve o'clock.
The landlord chuckled again with his lean chuckle, and seemed to be mightily tickled at something beyond my comprehension. 'No,' he answered, 'generally he's an early bird -- airley to bed and airley to rise -- yes, he's the bird what catches the worm. -- But to-night he went out a peddling, you see, and I don't see what on airth keeps him so late, unless, may be, he can't sell his head.'
'Can't sell his head? -- What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?' getting into a towering rage. 'Do you pretend to say, landlord, that this harpooneer is actually engaged this blessed Saturday night, or rather Sunday morning, in peddling his head around this town?'
'That's precisely it,' said the landlord, 'and I told him he couldn't sell it here, the market's overstocked.'
'With what?' shouted I.
'With heads to be sure; ain't there too many heads in the world?'
'I tell you what it is, landlord,' said I, quite calmly, 'you'd better stop spinning that yarn to me -- I'm not green.'
'May be not,' taking out a stick and whittling a toothpick, 'but I rayther guess you'll be done brown if that ere harpooneer hears you a slanderin' his head.'
'I'll break it for him,' said I, now flying into a passion again at this unaccountable farrago of the landlord's.
'It's broke a'ready,' said he.
'Broke,' said I -- 'broke, do you mean?'
'Sartain, and that's the very reason he can't sell it, I guess.'
'Landlord,' said I, going up to him as cool as Mt. Hecla in a snow storm, -- 'landlord, stop whittling. You and I must understand one another, and that too without delay. I come to your house and want a bed; you tell me you can only give me half a one; that the other half belongs to a certain harpooneer. And about this harpooneer, whom I have not yet seen, you persist in telling me the most mystifying and exasperating stories, tending to beget in me an uncomfortable feeling towards the man whom
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you design for my bedfellow -- a sort of connexion, landlord, which is an intimate and confidential one in the highest degree. I now demand of you to speak out and tell me who and what this harpooneer is, and whether I shall be in all respects safe to spend the night with him. And in the first place, you will be so good as to unsay that story about selling his head, which if true I take to be good evidence that this harpooneer is stark mad, and I've no idea of sleeping with a madman; and you, sir, you I mean, landlord, you, sir, by trying to induce me to do so knowingly, would thereby render yourself liable to a criminal prosecution.'
'Wall,' said the landlord, fetching a long breath, 'that's a purty long sarmon for a chap that rips a little now and then. But be easy, be easy, this here harpooneer I have been tellin' you of has just arrived from the south seas, where he bought up a lot of 'balmed New Zealand heads (great curios, you know), and he's sold all on 'em but one, and that one he's trying to sell to-night, cause to-morrow's Sunday, and it would not do to be sellin' human heads about the streets when folks is goin' to churches. He wanted to, last Sunday, but I stopped him just as he was goin' out of the door with four heads strung on a string, for all the airth like a string of inions.'
This account cleared up the otherwise unaccountable mystery, and showed that the landlord, after all, had had no idea of fooling me -- but at the same time what could I think of a harpooneer who stayed out a Saturday night clean into the holy Sabbath, engaged in such a cannibal business as selling the heads of dead idolators?
'Depend upon it, landlord, that harpooneer is a dangerous man.'
'He pays reg'lar,' was the rejoinder. 'But come, it's getting dreadful late, you had better be turning flukes -- it's a nice bed: Sal and me slept in that ere bed the night we were spliced. There's plenty room for two to kick about in that bed; it's an almighty big bed that. Why, afore we give it up, Sal used to put our Sam and little Johnny in the foot of it. But I got a dreaming and sprawling about one night, and somehow, Sam got pitched on the floor, and came near breaking his arm. After
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that, Sal said it wouldn't do. Come along here, I'll give ye a glim in a jiffy;' and so saying he lighted a candle and held it towards me, offering to lead the way. But I stood irresolute; when looking at a clock in the corner, he exclaimed 'I vum it's Sunday -- you won't see that harpooneer to-night; he's come to anchor somewhere -- come along then; do come; won't ye come?'
I considered the matter a moment, and then up stairs we went, and I was ushered into a small room, cold as a clam, and furnished, sure enough, with a prodigious bed, almost big enough indeed for any four harpooneers to sleep abreast.
'There,' said the landlord, placing the candle on a crazy old sea chest that did double duty as a wash-stand and centre table; 'there, make yourself comfortable now, and good night to ye.' I turned round from eyeing the bed, but he had disappeared.
Folding back the counterpane, I stooped over the bed. Though none of the most elegant, it yet stood the scrutiny tolerably well. I then glanced round the room; and besides the bedstead and centre table, could see no other furniture belonging to the place, but a rude shelf, the four walls, and a papered fireboard representing a man striking a whale. Of things not properly belonging to the room, there was a hammock lashed up, and thrown upon the floor in one corner; also a large seaman's bag, containing the harpooneer's wardrobe, no doubt in lieu of a land trunk. Likewise, there was a parcel of outlandish bone fish hooks on the shelf over the fire- place, and a tall harpoon standing at the head of the bed.
But what is this on the chest? I took it up, and held it close to the light, and felt it, and smelt it, and tried every way possible to arrive at some satisfactory conclusion concerning it. I can compare it to nothing but a large door mat, ornamented at the edges with little tinkling tags something like the stained porcupine quills round an Indian moccasin. There was a hole or slit in the middle of this mat, as you see the same in South American ponchos. But could it be possible that any sober harpooneer would get into a door mat, and parade the streets of any Christian town in that sort of guise? I put it on, to try it, and it weighed me down like a hamper, being uncommonly shaggy and thick, and I thought a little damp, as though this
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mysterious harpooneer had been wearing it of a rainy day. I went up in it to a bit of glass stuck against the wall, and I never saw such a sight in my life. I tore myself out of it in such a hurry that I gave myself a kink in the neck.
I sat down on the side of the bed, and commenced thinking about this head- peddling harpooneer, and his door mat. After thinking some time on the bed-side, I got up and took off my monkey jacket, and then stood in the middle of the room thinking. I then took off my coat, and thought a little more in my shirt sleeves. But beginning to feel very cold now, half undressed as I was, and remembering what the landlord said about the harpooneer's not coming home at all that night, it being so very late, I made no more ado, but jumped out of my pantaloons and boots, and then blowing out the light tumbled into bed, and commended myself to the care of heaven.
Whether that mattress was stuffed with corn-cobs or broken crockery, there is no telling, but I rolled about a good deal, and could not sleep for a long time. At last I slid off into a light doze, and had pretty nearly made a good offing towards the land of Nod, when I heard a heavy footfall in the passage, and saw a glimmer of light come into the room from under the door.
Lord save me, thinks I, that must be the harpooneer, the infernal head-peddler. But I lay perfectly still, and resolved not to say a word till spoken to. Holding a light in one hand, and that identical New Zealand head in the other, the stranger entered the room, and without looking towards the bed, placed his candle a good way off from me on the floor in one corner, and then began working away at the knotted cords of the large bag I before spoke of as being in the room. I was all eagerness to see his face, but he kept it averted for some time while employed in unlacing the bag's mouth. This accomplished, however, he turned round -- when, good heavens! what a sight! Such a face! It was of a dark purplish, yellow color, here and there stuck over with large, blackish looking squares. Yes, it's just as I thought, he's a terrible bedfellow; he's been in a fight, got dreadfully cut, and here he is, just from the surgeon. But at that moment he chanced to turn his face so towards the light, that I plainly saw they could not be sticking-plasters at all,
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those black squares on his cheeks. they were stains of some sort or other. At first I knew not what to make of this; but soon an inkling of the truth occurred to me. I remembered a story of a white man -- a whaleman too -- who, falling among the cannibals, had been tattooed by them. I concluded that this harpooneer, in the course of his distant voyages, must have met with a similar adventure. And what is it, thought I, after all! It's only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. But then, what to make of his unearthly complexion, that part of it, I mean, lying round about, and completely independent of the squares of tattooing. To be sure, it might be nothing but a good coat of tropical tanning; but I never heard of a hot sun's tanning a white man into a purplish yellow one. However, I had never been in the South Seas; and perhaps the sun there produced these extraordinary effects upon the skin. Now, while all these ideas were passing through me like lightning, this harpooneer never noticed me at all. But, after some difficulty having opened his bag, he commenced fumbling in it, and presently pulled out a sort of tomahawk, and a seal-skin wallet with the hair on. Placing these on the old chest in the middle of the room, he then took the New Zealand head -- a ghastly thing enough -- and crammed it down into the bag. He now took off his hat -- a new beaver hat -- when I came nigh singing out with fresh surprise. There was no hair on his head -- none to speak of at least -- nothing but a small scalp- knot twisted up on his forehead. His bald purplish head now looked for all the world like a mildewed skull. Had not the stranger stood between me and the door, I would have bolted out of it quicker than ever I bolted a dinner.
Even as it was, I thought something of slipping out of the window, but it was the second floor back. I am no coward, but what to make of this head-peddling purple rascal altogether passed my comprehension. Ignorance is the parent of fear, and being completely nonplussed and confounded about the stranger, I confess I was now as much afraid of him as if it was the devil himself who had thus broken into my room at the dead of night. In fact, I was so afraid of him that I was not game enough just then to address him, and demand a satisfactory answer concerning what seemed inexplicable in him.
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Meanwhile, he continued the business of undressing, and at last showed his chest and arms. As I live, these covered parts of him were checkered with the same squares as his face; his back, too, was all over the same dark squares; he seemed to have been in a Thirty Years' War, and just escaped from it with a sticking- plaster shirt. Still more, his very legs were marked, as if a parcel of dark green frogs were running up the trunks of young palms. It was now quite plain that he must be some abominable savage or other shipped aboard of a whaleman in the South Seas, and so landed in this Christian country. I quaked to think of it. A peddler of heads too -- perhaps the heads of his own brothers. He might take a fancy to mine -- heavens! look at that tomahawk!
But there was no time for shuddering, for now the savage went about something that completely fascinated my attention, and convinced me that he must indeed be a heathen. Going to his heavy grego, or wrapall, or dreadnaught, which he had previously hung on a chair, he fumbled in the pockets, and produced at length a curious little deformed image with a hunch on its back, and exactly the color of a three days' old Congo baby. Remembering the embalmed head, at first I almost thought that this black manikin was a real baby preserved in some similar manner. But seeing that it was not at all limber, and that it glistened a good deal like polished ebony, I concluded that it must be nothing but a wooden idol, which indeed it proved to be. For now the savage goes up to the empty fireplace, and removing the papered fire-board, sets up this little hunchbacked image, like a tenpin, between the andirons. the chimney jambs and all the bricks inside were very sooty, so that I thought this fire-place made a very appropriate little shrine or chapel for his Congo idol.
I now screwed my eyes hard towards the half hidden image, feeling but ill at ease meantime -- to see what was next to follow. First he takes about a double handful of shavings out of his grego pocket, and places them carefully before the idol; then laying a bit of ship biscuit on top and applying the flame from the lamp, he kindled the shavings into a sacrificial blaze. Presently, after many hasty snatches into the fire, and still hastier
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withdrawals of his fingers (whereby he seemed to be scorching them badly), he at last succeeded in drawing out the biscuit; then blowing off the heat and ashes a little, he made a polite offer of it to the little negro. But the little devil did not seem to fancy such dry sort of fare at all; he never moved his lips. All these strange antics were accompanied by still stranger guttural noises from the devotee, who seemed to be praying in a sing-song or else singing some pagan psalmody or other, during which his face twitched about in the most unnatural manner. At last extinguishing the fire, he took the idol up very unceremoniously, and bagged it again in his grego pocket as carelessly as if he were a sportsman bagging a dead woodcock.
All these queer proceedings increased my uncomfortableness, and seeing him now exhibiting strong symptoms of concluding his business operations, and jumping into bed with me, I thought it was high time, now or never, before the light was put out, to break the spell into which I had so long been bound.
But the interval I spent in deliberating what to say, was a fatal one. Taking up his tomahawk from the table, he examined the head of it for an instant, and then holding it to the light, with his mouth at the handle, he puffed out great clouds of tobacco smoke. The next moment the light was extinguished, and this wild cannibal, tomahawk between his teeth, sprang into bed with me. I sang out, I could not help it now; and giving a sudden grunt of astonishment he began feeling me.
Stammering out something, I knew not what, I rolled away from him against the wall, and then conjured him, whoever or whatever he might be, to keep quiet, and let me get up and light the lamp again. But his guttural responses satisfied me at once that he but ill comprehended my meaning.
'Who-e debel you?' -- he at last said -- 'you no speak-e, dam-me, I kill-e.' And so saying the lighted tomahawk began flourishing about me in the dark.
'Landlord, for God's sake, Peter Coffin!' shouted I. 'Landlord! Watch! Coffin! Angels! save me!'
'Speak-e! tell-ee me who-ee be, or dam- me, I kill-e!' again growled the cannibal, while his horrid flourishings of the tomahawk scattered the hot tobacco ashes about me till I thought
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my linen would get on fire. But thank heaven, at that moment the landlord came into the room light in hand, and leaping from the bed I ran up to him.
'Don't be afraid now,' said he, grinning again. 'Queequeg here wouldn't harm a hair of your head.'
'Stop your grinning,' shouted I, 'and why didn't you tell me that that infernal harpooneer was a cannibal?'
'I thought ye know'd it; -- didn't I tell ye, he was peddlin' heads around town? -- but turn flukes again and go to sleep. Queequeg, look here -- you sabbee me, I sabbee you -- this man sleepe you -- you sabbee?' --
'Me sabbee plenty' -- grunted Queequeg, puffing away at his pipe and sitting up in bed.
'You gettee in,' he added, motioning to me with his tomahawk, and throwing the clothes to one side. He really did this in not only a civil but a really kind and charitable way. I stood looking at him a moment. For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal. What's all this fuss I have been making about, thought I to myself -- the man's a human being just as I am: he has just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him. Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
'Landlord,' said I, 'tell him to stash his tomahawk there, or pipe, or whatever you call it; tell him to stop smoking, in short, and I will turn in with him. But I don't fancy having a man smoking in bed with me. It's dangerous. Besides, I aint insured.'
This being told to Queequeg, he at once complied, and again politely motioned me to get into bed -- rolling over to one side as much as to say -- I wont touch a leg of ye.
'Good night, landlord,' said I, 'you may go.'
I turned in, and never slept better in my life.
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Chapter iv
THE COUNTERPANE
Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg's arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-colored squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade -- owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times -- this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was hugging me.
My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them. When I was a child, I well remember a somewhat similar circumstance that befell me; whether it was a reality or a dream, I never could entirely settle. The circumstance was this. I had been cutting up some caper or other -- I think it was trying to crawl up the chimney, as I had seen a little sweep do a few days previous; and my stepmother who, somehow or other, was all the time whipping me, or sending me to bed supperless, -- my mother dragged me by the legs out of the chimney and packed me off to bed, though it was only two o'clock in the afternoon of the 21st June, the longest day in the year in our hemisphere. I felt dreadfully. But there was no help for it, so up stairs I went to my little room in the third floor, undressed myself as slowly as possible so as to kill time, and with a bitter sigh got between the sheets.
I lay there dismally calculating that sixteen entire hours must elapse before I could hope for a resurrection. Sixteen hours in
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bed! the small of my back ached to think of it. And it was so light too; the sun shining in at the window, and a great rattling of coaches in the streets, and the sound of gay voices all over the house. I felt worse and worse -- at last I got up, dressed, and softly going down in my stockinged feet, sought out my stepmother, and suddenly threw myself at her feet, beseeching her as a particular favor to give me a good slippering for my misbehavior; anything indeed but condemning me to lie abed such an unendurable length of time. But she was the best and most conscientious of stepmothers, and back I had to go to my room. For several hours I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since, even from the greatest subsequent misfortunes. At last I must have fallen into a troubled nightmare of a doze; and slowly waking from it -- half steeped in dreams -- I opened my eyes, and the before sun-lit room was now wrapped in outer darkness. Instantly I felt a shock running through all my frame; nothing was to be seen, and nothing was to be heard; but a supernatural hand seemed placed in mine. My arm hung over the counterpane, and the nameless, unimaginable, silent form or phantom, to which the hand belonged, seemed closely seated by my bedside. For what seemed ages piled on ages, I lay there, frozen with the most awful fears, not daring to drag away my hand; yet ever thinking that if I could but stir it one single inch, the horrid spell would be broken. I knew not how this consciousness at last glided away from me; but waking in the morning, I shudderingly remembered it all, and for days and weeks and months afterwards I lost myself in confounding attempts to explain the mystery. Nay, to this very hour, I often puzzle myself with it.
Now, take away the awful fear, and my sensations at feeling the supernatural hand in mine were very similar, in their strangeness, to those which I experienced on waking up and seeing Queequeg's pagan arm thrown round me. But at length all the past night's events soberly recurred, one by one, in fixed reality, and then I lay only alive to the comical predicament. For though I tried to move his arm -- unlock his bridegroom clasp -- yet, sleeping as he was, he still hugged me tightly, as though naught but death should part us twain. I now strove to rouse him --
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'Queequeg!' -- but his only answer was a snore. I then rolled over, my neck feeling as if it were in a horse-collar; and suddenly felt a slight scratch. Throwing aside the counterpane, there lay the tomahawk sleeping by the savage's side, as if it were a hatchet-faced baby. A pretty pickle, truly, thought I; abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a tomahawk! 'Queequeg! -- in the name of goodness, Queequeg, wake!' At length, by dint of much wriggling, and loud and incessant expostulations upon the unbecomingness of his hugging a fellow male in that matrimonial sort of style, I succeeded in extracting a grunt; and presently, he drew back his arm, shook himself all over like a Newfoundland dog just from the water, and sat up in bed, stiff as a pike-staff, looking at me, and rubbing his eyes as if he did not altogether remember how I came to be there, though a dim consciousness of knowing something about me seemed slowly dawning over him. Meanwhile, I lay quietly eyeing him, having no serious misgivings now, and bent upon narrowly observing so curious a creature. When, at last, his mind seemed made up touching the character of his bedfellow, and he became, as it were, reconciled to the fact; he jumped out upon the floor, and by certain signs and sounds gave me to understand that, if it pleased me, he would dress first and then leave me to dress afterwards, leaving the whole apartment to myself. Thinks I, Queequeg, under the circumstances, this is a very civilized overture; but, the truth is, these savages have an innate sense of delicacy, say what you will; it is marvellous how essentially polite they are. I pay this particular compliment to Queequeg, because he treated me with so much civility and consideration, while I was guilty of great rudeness; staring at him from the bed, and watching all his toilette motions; for the time my curiosity getting the better of my breeding. Nevertheless, a man like Queequeg you don't see every day, he and his ways were well worth unusual regarding.
He commenced dressing at top by donning his beaver hat, a very tall one, by the by, and then -- still minus his trowsers -- he hunted up his boots. What under the heavens he did it for, I cannot tell, but his next movement was to crush himself -- boots in hand, and hat on -- under the bed; when, from sundry violent
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gaspings and strainings, I inferred he was hard at work booting himself; though by no law of propriety that I ever heard of, is any man required to be private when putting on his boots. But Queequeg, do you see, was a creature in the transition state -- neither caterpillar nor butterfly. He was just enough civilized to show off his outlandishness in the strangest possible manner. his education was not yet completed. He was an undergraduate. If he had not been a small degree civilized, he very probably would not have troubled himself with boots at all; but then, if he had not been still a savage, he never would have dreamt of getting under the bed to put them on. At last, he emerged with his hat very much dented and crushed down over his eyes, and began creaking and limping about the room, as if, not being much accustomed to boots, his pair of damp, wrinkled cowhide ones -- probably not made to order either -- rather pinched and tormented him at the first go off of a bitter cold morning.
Seeing, now, that there were no curtains to the window, and that the street being very narrow, the house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on; I begged him as well as I could, to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. At that time in the morning any Christian would have washed his face; but Queequeg, to my amazement, contented himself with restricting his ablutions to his chest, arms, and hands. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand centre-table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. I was watching to see where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon from the bed corner, slips out the long wooden stock, unsheathes the head, whets it a little on his boot, and striding up to the bit of mirror against the wall, begins a vigorous scraping, or rather harpooning of his cheeks. Thinks I, Queequeg, this is using Rogers's best cutlery with a vengeance. Afterwards I wondered the less at this operation when I came to know of what fine steel the head of a harpoon is made, and how exceedingly sharp the long straight edges are always kept.
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The rest of his toilet was soon achieved, and he proudly marched out of the room, wrapped up in his great pilot monkey jacket, and sporting his harpoon like a marshal's baton.
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Chapter v
BREAKFAST
I quickly followed suit, and descending into the bar-room accosted the grinning landlord very pleasantly. I cherished no malice towards him, though he had been skylarking with me not a little in the matter of my bedfellow.
However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way. And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
The bar-room was now full of the boarders who had been dropping in the night previous, and whom I had not as yet had a good look at. They were nearly all whalemen; chief mates, and second mates, and third mates, and sea carpenters, and sea coopers, and sea blacksmiths, and harpooneers, and ship keepers; a brown and brawny company, with bosky beards; an unshorn, shaggy set, all wearing monkey jackets for morning gowns.
You could pretty plainly tell how long each one had been ashore. This young fellow's healthy cheek is like a sun-toasted pear in hue, and would seem to smell almost as musky; he cannot have been three days landed from his Indian voyage. That man next him looks a few shades lighter; you might say a touch of satin wood is in him. In the complexion of a third still lingers a tropic tawn, but slightly bleached withal; he doubtless has tarried whole weeks ashore. But who could show a cheek like
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Queequeg? which, barred with various tints, seemed like the Andes' western slope, to show forth in one array, contrasting climates, zone by zone.
'Grub, ho!' now cried the landlord, flinging open a door, and in we went to breakfast.
They say that men who have seen the world, thereby become quite at ease in manner, quite self-possessed in company. Not always, though: Ledyard, the great New England traveller, and Mungo Park, the Scotch one; of all men, they possessed the least assurance in the parlor. But perhaps the mere crossing of Siberia in a sledge drawn by dogs as Ledyard did, or the taking a long solitary walk on an empty stomach, in the negro heart of Africa, which was the sum of poor Mungo's performances -- this kind of travel, I say, may not be the very best mode of attaining a high social polish. Still, for the most part, that sort of thing is to be had anywhere.
These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table, and I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling; to my no small surprise, nearly every man maintained a profound silence. And not only that, but they looked embarrassed. Yes, here were a set of sea-dogs, many of whom without the slightest bashfulness had boarded great whales on the high
There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs -- commerce surrounds it with her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme down-town is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.
Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall northward. What do you see? -- Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks
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of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster -- tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here?
But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh the water as they possibly can without falling in. And there they stand -- miles of them -- leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys, streets and avenues, -- north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?
Once more. Say, you are in the country; in some high land of lakes. Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale, and leaves you there by a pool in the stream. There is magic in it. Let the most absent- minded of men be plunged in his deepest reveries -- stand that man on his legs, set his feet a-going, and he will infallibly lead you to water, if water there be in all that region. Should you ever be athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment, if your caravan happen to be supplied with a metaphysical professor. Yes, as every one knows, meditation and water are wedded for ever.
But here is an artist. He desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all the valley of the Saco. What is the chief element he employs? There stand his trees, each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a crucifix were within; and here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his cattle; and up from yonder cottage goes a sleepy smoke. Deep into distant woodlands winds a mazy way, reaching to overlapping spurs of mountains bathed in their hill-side blue. But though the picture lies thus tranced, and though this pine-tree shakes down its sighs like leaves upon this shepherd's head, yet all were vain, unless the shepherd's eye were fixed upon the magic stream before him. Go visit the Prairies in June,
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when for scores on scores of miles you wade knee-deep among Tiger- lilies -- what is the one charm wanting? -- Water -- there is not a drop of water there! Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it? Why did the poor poet of Tennessee, upon suddenly receiving two handfuls of silver, deliberate whether to buy him a coat, which he sadly needed, or invest his money in a pedestrian trip to Rockaway Beach? Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? Why upon your first voyage as a passenger, did you yourself feel such a mystical vibration, when first told that you and your ship were now out of sight of land? Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the Greeks give it a separate deity, and own brother of Jove? Surely all this is not without meaning. And still deeper the meaning of that story of Narcissus, who because he could not grasp the tormenting, mild image he saw in the fountain, plunged into it and was drowned. But that same image, we ourselves see in all rivers and oceans. It is the image of the ungraspable phantom of life; and this is the key to it all.
Now, when I say that I am in the habit of going to sea whenever I begin to grow hazy about the eyes, and begin to be over conscious of my lungs, I do not mean to have it inferred that I ever go to sea as a passenger. For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it. Besides, passengers get sea-sick -- grow quarrelsome -- don't sleep of nights -- do not enjoy themselves much, as a general thing; -- no, I never go as a passenger; nor, though I am something of a salt, do I ever go to sea as a Commodore, or a Captain, or a Cook. I abandon the glory and distinction of such offices to those who like them. For my part, I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do to take care of myself, without taking care of ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not. And as for going as cook, -- though I confess there is considerable glory in that, a cook being a sort of officer on ship-board -- yet, somehow, I never fancied broiling fowls; -- though once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and peppered, there is no one who will
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speak more respectfully, not to say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will. It is out of the idolatrous dotings of the old Egyptians upon broiled ibis and roasted river horse, that you see the mummies of those creatures in their huge bake-houses the pyramids.
No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, right before the mast, plumb down into the forecastle, aloft there to the royal mast-head. True, they rather order me about some, and make me jump from spar to spar, like a grasshopper in a May meadow. And at first, this sort of thing is unpleasant enough. It touches one's sense of honor, particularly if you come of an old established family in the land, the van Rensselaers, or Randolphs, or Hardicanutes. And more than all, if just previous to putting your hand into the tar-pot, you have been lording it as a country schoolmaster, making the tallest boys stand in awe of you. The transition is a keen one, I assure you, from the schoolmaster to a sailor, and requires a strong decoction of Seneca and the Stoics to enable you to grin and bear it. But even this wears off in time.
What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to, weighed, I mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think the archangel Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I promptly and respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular instance? Who aint a slave? Tell me that. Well, then, however the old sea-captains may order me about -- however they may thump and punch me about, I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way -- either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round, and all hands should rub each other's shoulder-blades, and be content.
Again, I always go to sea as a sailor, because they make a point of paying me for my trouble, whereas they never pay passengers a single penny that I ever heard of. On the contrary, passengers themselves must pay. And there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid. The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard
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thieves entailed upon us. But being paid, -- what will compare with it? The urbane activity with which a man receives money is really marvellous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the forecastle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim), so for the most part the Commodore on the quarter-deck gets his atmosphere at second hand from the sailors on the forecastle. He thinks he breathes it first; but not so. In much the same way do the commonalty lead their leaders in many other things, at the same time that the leaders little suspect it. But wherefore it was that after having repeatedly smelt the sea as a merchant sailor, I should now take it into my head to go on a whaling voyage; this the invisible police officer of the Fates, who has the constant surveillance of me, and secretly dogs me, and influences me in some unaccountable way -- he can better answer than any one else. And, doubtless, my going on this whaling voyage, formed part of the grand programme of Providence that was drawn up a long time ago. It came in as a sort of brief interlude and solo between more extensive performances. I take it that this part of the bill must have run something like this: 'Grand Contested Election for the Presidency of the United States 'Whaling Voyage by one Ishmael 'BLOODY BATTLE IN AFFGHANISTAN'
Though I cannot tell why it was exactly that those stage managers, the Fates, put me down for this shabby part of a whaling voyage, when others were set down for magnificent parts in high tragedies, and short and easy parts in genteel comedies, and jolly parts in farces -- though I cannot tell why this was exactly; yet, now that I recall all the circumstances, I think I can see a little into the springs and motives which being cunningly presented to me under various disguises, induced me to set about
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performing the part I did, besides cajoling me into the delusion that it was a choice resulting from my own unbiased freewill and discriminating judgment.
Chief among these motives was the overwhelming idea of the great whale himself. Such a portentous and mysterious monster roused all my curiosity. Then the wild and distant seas where he rolled his island bulk; the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale; these, with all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds, helped to sway me to my wish. With other men, perhaps, such things would not have been inducements; but as for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts. Not ignoring what is good, I am quick to perceive a horror, and could still be social with it -- would they let me -- since it is but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one lodges in.
By reason of these things, then, the whaling voyage was welcome; the great flood-gates of the wonder-world swung open, and in the wild conceits that swayed me to my purpose, two and two there floated into my inmost soul, endless processions of the whale, and, mid most of them all, one grand hooded phantom, like a snow hill in the air.
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Chapter ii
THE CARPET-BAG
I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was on a Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning that the little packet for Nantucket had already sailed, and that no way of reaching that place would offer, till the following Monday.
As most young candidates for the pains and penalties of whaling
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stop at this same New Bedford, thence to embark on their voyage, it may as well be related that I, for one, had no idea of so doing. For my mind was made up to sail in no other than a Nantucket craft, because there was a fine, boisterous something about everything connected with that famous old island, which amazingly pleased me. Besides though New Bedford has of late been gradually monopolizing the business of whaling, and though in this matter poor old Nantucket is now much behind her, yet Nantucket was her great original -- the Tyre of this Carthage; -- the place where the first dead American whale was stranded. Where else but from Nantucket did those aboriginal whalemen, the Red-Men, first sally out in canoes to give chase to the Leviathan? And where but from Nantucket, too, did that first adventurous little sloop put forth, partly laden with imported cobble-stones -- so goes the story -- to throw at the whales, in order to discover when they were nigh enough to risk a harpoon from the bowsprit?
Now having a night, a day, and still another night following before me in New Bedford, ere I could embark for my destined port, it became a matter of concernment where I was to eat and sleep meanwhile. It was a very dubious-looking, nay, a very dark and dismal night, bitingly cold and cheerless. I knew no one in the place. With anxious grapnels I had sounded my pocket, and only brought up a few pieces of silver, -- So, wherever you go, Ishmael, said I to myself, as I stood in the middle of a dreary street shouldering my bag, and comparing the gloom towards the north with the darkness towards the south -- wherever in your wisdom you may conclude to lodge for the night, my dear Ishmael, be sure to inquire the price, and don't be too particular.
With halting steps I paced the streets, and passed the sign of 'The Crossed Harpoons' -- but it looked too expensive and jolly there. Further on, from the bright red windows of the 'Sword-Fish Inn', there came such fervent rays, that it seemed to have melted the packed snow and ice from before the house, for everywhere else the congealed frost lay ten inches thick in a hard, asphaltic pavement, -- rather weary for me, when I struck my foot against the flinty projections, because from hard, remorseless
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service the soles of my boots were in a most miserable plight. Too expensive and jolly, again thought I, pausing one moment to watch the broad glare in the street, and hear the sounds of the tinkling glasses within. But go on, Ishmael, said I at last; don't you hear? get away from before the door; your patched boots are stopping the way. So on I went. I now by instinct followed the streets that took me waterward, for there, doubtless, were the cheapest, if not the cheeriest inns.
Such dreary streets! blocks of blackness, not houses, on either hand, and here and there a candle, like a candle moving about in a tomb. At this hour of the night, of the last day of the week, that quarter of the town proved all but deserted. But presently I came to a smoky light proceeding from a low, wide building, the door of which stood invitingly open. It had a careless look, as if it were meant for the uses of the public; so, entering, the first thing I did was to stumble over an ash-box in the porch. Ha! thought I, ha, as the flying particles almost choked me, are these ashes from that destroyed city, Gomorrah? But 'The Crossed Harpoons,' and 'The Sword-Fish?' -- this, then, must needs be the sign of 'The Trap'. However, I picked myself up and hearing a loud voice within, pushed on and opened a second, interior door.
It seemed the great Black Parliament sitting in Tophet. A hundred black faces turned round in their rows to peer; and beyond, a black Angel of Doom was beating a book in a pulpit. It was a negro church; and the preacher's text was about the blackness of darkness, and the weeping and wailing and teeth- gnashing there. Ha, Ishmael, muttered I, backing out, Wretched entertainment at the sign of 'The Trap!'
Moving on, I at last came to a dim sort of light not far from the docks, and heard a forlorn creaking in the air; and looking up, saw a swinging sign over the door with a white painting upon it, faintly representing a tall straight jet of misty spray, and these words underneath -- 'The Spouter- Inn: -- Peter Coffin.'
Coffin? -- Spouter? -- Rather ominous in that particular connexion, thought I. But it is a common name in Nantucket, they say, and I suppose this Peter here is an emigrant from there. As the light looked so dim, and the place, for the time, looked
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quiet enough, and the dilapidated little wooden house itself looked as if it might have been carted here from the ruins of some burnt district, and as the swinging sign had a poverty-stricken sort of creak to it, I thought that here was the very spot for cheap lodgings, and the best of pea coffee.
It was a queer sort of place -- a gable-ended old house, one side palsied as it were, and leaning over sadly. It stood on a sharp bleak corner, where that tempestuous wind Euroclydon kept up a worse howling than ever it did about poor Paul's tossed craft. Euroclydon, nevertheless, is a mighty pleasant zephyr to any one in-doors, with his feet on the hob quietly toasting for bed. 'In judging of that tempestuous wind called Euroclydon,' says an old writer -- of whose works I possess the only copy extant -- 'it maketh a marvellous difference, whether thou lookest out at it from a glass window where the frost is all on the outside, or whether thou observest it from that sashless window, where the frost is on both sides, and of which the wight Death is the only glazier.' True enough, thought I, as this passage occurred to my mind -- old black-letter, thou reasonest well. Yes, these eyes are windows, and this body of mine is the house. What a pity they didn't stop up the chinks and the crannies though, and thrust in a little lint here and there. But it's too late to make any improvements now. The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago. Poor Lazarus there, chattering his teeth against the curbstone for his pillow, and shaking off his tatters with his shiverings, he might plug up both ears with rags, and put a corn-cob into his mouth, and yet that would not keep out the tempestuous Euroclydon. Euroclydon! says old Dives, in his red silken wrapper -- (he had a redder one afterwards) pooh, pooh! What a fine frosty night; how Orion glitters; what northern lights! Let them talk of their oriental summer climes of everlasting conservatories; give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals.
But what thinks Lazarus? Can he warm his blue hands by holding them up to the grand northern lights? Would not Lazarus rather be in Sumatra than here? Would he not far rather lay him down lengthwise along the line of the equator; yea, ye
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gods! go down to the fiery pit itself, in order to keep out this frost?
Now, that Lazarus should lie stranded there on the curbstone before the door of Dives, this is more wonderful than that an iceberg should be moored to one of the Moluccas. Yet Dives himself, he too lives like a Czar in an ice palace made of frozen sighs, and being a president of a temperance society, he only drinks the tepid tears of orphans.
But no more of this blubbering now, we are going a-whaling, and there is plenty of that yet to come. Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see what sort of a place this 'Spouter' may be.
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Chapter iii
THE SPOUTER-INN
Entering that gable-ended Spouter-Inn, you found yourself in a wide, low, straggling entry with old- fashioned wainscots, reminding one of the bulwarks of some condemned old craft. On one side hung a very large oil-painting so thoroughly besmoked, and every way defaced, that in the unequal cross-lights by which you viewed it, it was only by diligent study and a series of systematic visits to it, and careful inquiry of the neighbors, that you could any way arrive at an understanding of its purpose. such unaccountable masses of shades and shadows, that at first you almost thought some ambitious young artist, in the time of the New England hags, had endeavored to delineate chaos bewitched. But by dint of much and earnest contemplation, and oft repeated ponderings, and especially by throwing open the little window towards the back of the entry, you at last come to the conclusion that such an idea, however wild, might not be altogether unwarranted.
But what most puzzled and confounded you was a long, limber, portentous, black mass of something hovering in the
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centre of the picture over three blue, dim, perpendicular lines floating in a nameless yeast. A boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to drive a nervous man distracted. Yet was there a sort of indefinite, half-attained, unimaginable sublimity about it that fairly froze you to it, till you involuntarily took an oath with yourself to find out what that marvellous painting meant. Ever and anon a bright, but, alas, deceptive idea would dart you through. -- It's the Black Sea in a midnight gale. -- It's the unnatural combat of the four primal elements. -- It's a blasted heath. -- It's a Hyperborean winter scene. -- It's the breaking- up of the ice-bound stream of Time. But at last all these fancies yielded to that one portentous something in the picture's midst. That once found out, and all the rest were plain. But stop; does it not bear a faint resemblance to a gigantic fish? even the great Leviathan himself?
In fact, the artist's design seemed this: a final theory of my own, partly based upon the aggregated opinions of many aged persons with whom I conversed upon the subject. The picture represents a Cape-Horner in a great hurricane; the half-foundered ship weltering there with its three dismantled masts alone visible; and an exasperated whale, purposing to spring clean over the craft, is in the enormous act of impaling himself upon the three mast-heads.
The opposite wall of this entry was hung all over with a heathenish array of monstrous clubs and spears. Some were thickly set with glittering teeth resembling ivory saws; others were tufted with knots of human hair; and one was sickle-shaped, with a vast handle sweeping round like the segment made in the new-mown grass by a long-armed mower. You shuddered as you gazed, and wondered what monstrous cannibal and savage could ever have gone a death-harvesting with such a hacking, horrifying implement. Mixed with these were rusty old whaling lances and harpoons all broken and deformed. Some were storied weapons. With this once long lance, now wildly elbowed, fifty years ago did Nathan Swain kill fifteen whales between a sunrise and a sunset. And that harpoon -- so like a corkscrew now -- was flung in Javan seas, and run away with by a whale, years afterward slain off the Cape of Blanco. The original iron entered
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nigh the tail, and, like a restless needle sojourning in the body of a man, travelled full forty feet, and at last was found imbedded in the hump.
Crossing this dusky entry, and on through yon low-arched way -- cut through what in old times must have been a great central chimney with fire-places all round -- you enter the public room. A still duskier place is this, with such low ponderous beams above, and such old wrinkled planks beneath, that you would almost fancy you trod some old craft's cockpits, especially of such a howling night, when this corner- anchored old ark rocked so furiously. On one side stood a long, low, shelf-like table covered with cracked glass cases, filled with dusty rarities gathered from this wide world's remotest nooks. Projecting from the further angle of the room stands a dark-looking den -- the bar -- a rude attempt at a Right Whale's head. Be that how it may, there stands the vast arched bone of the whale's jaw, so wide, a coach might almost drive beneath it. within are shabby shelves, ranged round with old decanters, bottles, flasks; and in those jaws of swift destruction, like another cursed Jonah (by which name indeed they called him), bustles a little withered old man, who, for their money, dearly sells the sailors deliriums and death.
Abominable are the tumblers into which he pours his poison. Though true cylinders without -- within, the villainous green goggling glasses deceitfully tapered downwards to a cheating bottom. Parallel meridians rudely pecked into the glass, surround these footpads' goblets. Fill to this mark, and your charge is but a penny; to this a penny more; and so on to the full glass -- the Cape Horn measure, which you may gulp down for a shilling.
Upon entering the place I found a number of young seamen gathered about a table, examining by a dim light divers specimens of skrimshander. I sought the landlord, and telling him I desired to be accommodated with a room, received for answer that his house was full -- not a bed unoccupied. 'But avast,' he added, tapping his forehead, 'you haint no objections to sharing a harpooneer's blanket, have ye? I s'pose you are goin' a whalin', so you'd better get used to that sort of thing.'
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I told him that I never liked to sleep two in a bed; that if I should ever do so, it would depend upon who the harpooneer might be, and that if he (the landlord) really had no other place for me, and the harpooneer was not decidedly objectionable, why rather than wander further about a strange town on so bitter a night, I would put up with the half of any decent man's blanket.
'I thought so. All right; take a seat. Supper? -- you want supper? Supper 'll be ready directly.'
I sat down on an old wooden settle, carved all over like a bench on the Battery. At one end a ruminating tar was still further adorning it with his jack-knife, stooping over and diligently working away at the space between his legs. he was trying his hand at a ship under full sail, but he didn't make much headway, I thought.
At last some four or five of us were summoned to our meal in an adjoining room. It was cold as Iceland -- no fire at all -- the landlord said he couldn't afford it. Nothing but two dismal tallow candles, each in a winding sheet. We were fain to button up our monkey jackets, and hold to our lips cups of scalding tea with our half frozen fingers. But the fare was of the most substantial kind -- not only meat and potatoes, but dumplings; good heavens! dumplings for supper! One young fellow in a green box coat, addressed himself to these dumplings in a most direful manner.
'My boy,' said the landlord, 'you'll have the nightmare to a dead sartainty.'
'Landlord,' I whispered, that aint the harpooneer, is it?'
'Oh, no,' said he, looking a sort of diabolically funny, 'the harpooneer is a dark complexioned chap. He never eats dumplings, he don't -- he eats nothing but steaks, and likes 'em rare.'
'The devil he does,' says I. 'Where is that harpooneer? Is he here?'
'He'll be here afore long,' was the answer.
I could not help it, but I began to feel suspicious of this 'dark complexioned' harpooneer. At any rate, I made up my mind that if it so turned out that we should sleep together, he must undress and get into bed before I did.
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Supper over, the company went back to the bar-room, when, knowing not what else to do with myself, I resolved to spend the rest of the evening as a looker on.
Presently a rioting noise was heard without. Starting up, the landlord cried, 'That's the Grampus's crew. I seed her reported in the offing this morning; a three years' voyage, and a full ship. Hurrah, boys; now we'll have the latest news from the Feegees.'
A tramping of sea boots was heard in the entry; the door was flung open, and in rolled a wild set of mariners enough. Enveloped in their shaggy watch coats, and with their heads muffled in woollen comforters, all bedarned and ragged, and their beards stiff with icicles, they seemed an eruption of bears from Labrador. They had just landed from their boat, and this was the first house they entered. No wonder, then, that they made a straight wake for the whale's mouth -- the bar -- when the wrinkled little old Jonah, there officiating, soon poured them out brimmers all round. One complained of a bad cold in his head, upon which Jonah mixed him a pitch-like potion of gin and molasses, which he swore was a sovereign cure for all colds and catarrhs whatsoever, never mind of how long standing, or whether caught off the coast of Labrador, or on the weather side of an ice- island.
The liquor soon mounted into their heads, as it generally does even with the arrantest topers newly landed from sea, and they began capering about most obstreperously.
I observed, however, that one of them held somewhat aloof, and though he seemed desirous not to spoil the hilarity of his shipmates by his own sober face, yet upon the whole he refrained from making as much noise as the rest. This man interested me at once; and since the sea-gods had ordained that he should soon become my shipmate (though but a sleeping-partner one, so far as this narrative is concerned), I will here venture upon a little description of him. He stood full six feet in height, with noble shoulders, and a chest like a coffer-dam. I have seldom seen such brawn in a man. His face was deeply brown and burnt, making his white teeth dazzling by the contrast; while in the deep shadows of his eyes floated some reminiscences that did not seem to give him much joy. His voice at once announced
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that he was a Southerner, and from his fine stature, I thought he must be one of those tall mountaineers from the Alleganian Ridge in Virginia. When the revelry of his companions had mounted to its height, this man slipped away unobserved, and I saw no more of him till he became my comrade on the sea. In a few minutes, however, he was missed by his shipmates, and being, it seems, for some reason a huge favorite with them, they raised a cry of 'Bulkington! Bulkington! where's Bulkington?' and darted out of the house in pursuit of him.
It was now about nine o'clock, and the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself upon a little plan that had occurred to me just previous to the entrance of the seamen.
No man prefers to sleep two in a bed. In fact, you would a good deal rather not sleep with your own brother. I don't know how it is, but people like to be private when they are sleeping. And when it comes to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections indefinitely multiply. Nor was there any earthly reason why I as a sailor should sleep two in a bed, more than anybody else; for sailors no more sleep two in a bed at sea, than bachelor Kings do ashore. To be sure they all sleep together in one apartment, but you have your own hammock, and cover yourself with your own blanket, and sleep in your own skin.
The more I pondered over this harpooneer, the more I abominated the thought of sleeping with him. It was fair to presume that being a harpooneer, his linen or woollen, as the case might be, would not be of the tidiest, certainly none of the finest. I began to twitch all over. Besides, it was getting late, and my decent harpooneer ought to be home and going bedwards. Suppose now, he should tumble in upon me at midnight -- how could I tell from what vile hole he had been coming?
'Landlord! I've changed my mind about that harpooneer. -- I shan't sleep with him. I'll try the bench here.'
'Just as you please; I'm sorry I cant spare ye a tablecloth for a mattress, and it's a plaguy rough board here' -- feeling of the knots and notches. 'But wait a bit, Skrimshander; I've
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got a carpenter's plane there in the bar -- wait, I say, and I'll make ye snug enough.' So saying he procured the plane; and with his old silk handkerchief first dusting the bench, vigorously set to planing away at my bed, the while grinning like an ape. The shavings flew right and left; till at last the plane-iron came bump against an indestructible knot. The landlord was near spraining his wrist, and I told him for heaven's sake to quit -- the bed was soft enough to suit me, and I did not know how all the planing in the world could make eider down of a pine plank. So gathering up the shavings with another grin, and throwing them into the great stove in the middle of the room, he went about his business, and left me in a brown study.
I now took the measure of the bench, and found that it was a foot too short; but that could be mended with a chair. But it was a foot too narrow, and the other bench in the room was about four inches higher than the planed one -- so there was no yoking them. I then placed the first bench lengthwise along the only clear space against the wall, leaving a little interval between, for my back to settle down in. But I soon found that there came such a draught of cold air over me from under the sill of the window, that this plan would never do at all, especially as another current from the rickety door met the one from the window, and both together formed a series of small whirlwinds in the immediate vicinity of the spot where I had thought to spend the night.
The devil fetch that harpooneer, thought I, but stop, couldn't I steal a march on him -- bolt his door inside, and jump into his bed, not to be wakened by the most violent knockings? it seemed no bad idea; but upon second thoughts I dismissed it. For who could tell but what the next morning, so soon as I popped out of the room, the harpooneer might be standing in the entry, all ready to knock me down!
Still, looking around me again, and seeing no possible chance of spending a sufferable night unless in some other person's bed, I began to think that after all I might be cherishing unwarrantable prejudices against this unknown harpooneer. Thinks I, I'll wait awhile; he must be dropping in before long. I'll have a good look at him then, and perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after all -- there's no telling.
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But though the other boarders kept coming in by ones, twos, and threes, and going to bed, yet no sign of my harpooneer.
'Landlord!' said I, 'what sort of a chap is he -- does he always keep such late hours?' It was now hard upon twelve o'clock.
The landlord chuckled again with his lean chuckle, and seemed to be mightily tickled at something beyond my comprehension. 'No,' he answered, 'generally he's an early bird -- airley to bed and airley to rise -- yes, he's the bird what catches the worm. -- But to-night he went out a peddling, you see, and I don't see what on airth keeps him so late, unless, may be, he can't sell his head.'
'Can't sell his head? -- What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?' getting into a towering rage. 'Do you pretend to say, landlord, that this harpooneer is actually engaged this blessed Saturday night, or rather Sunday morning, in peddling his head around this town?'
'That's precisely it,' said the landlord, 'and I told him he couldn't sell it here, the market's overstocked.'
'With what?' shouted I.
'With heads to be sure; ain't there too many heads in the world?'
'I tell you what it is, landlord,' said I, quite calmly, 'you'd better stop spinning that yarn to me -- I'm not green.'
'May be not,' taking out a stick and whittling a toothpick, 'but I rayther guess you'll be done brown if that ere harpooneer hears you a slanderin' his head.'
'I'll break it for him,' said I, now flying into a passion again at this unaccountable farrago of the landlord's.
'It's broke a'ready,' said he.
'Broke,' said I -- 'broke, do you mean?'
'Sartain, and that's the very reason he can't sell it, I guess.'
'Landlord,' said I, going up to him as cool as Mt. Hecla in a snow storm, -- 'landlord, stop whittling. You and I must understand one another, and that too without delay. I come to your house and want a bed; you tell me you can only give me half a one; that the other half belongs to a certain harpooneer. And about this harpooneer, whom I have not yet seen, you persist in telling me the most mystifying and exasperating stories, tending to beget in me an uncomfortable feeling towards the man whom
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you design for my bedfellow -- a sort of connexion, landlord, which is an intimate and confidential one in the highest degree. I now demand of you to speak out and tell me who and what this harpooneer is, and whether I shall be in all respects safe to spend the night with him. And in the first place, you will be so good as to unsay that story about selling his head, which if true I take to be good evidence that this harpooneer is stark mad, and I've no idea of sleeping with a madman; and you, sir, you I mean, landlord, you, sir, by trying to induce me to do so knowingly, would thereby render yourself liable to a criminal prosecution.'
'Wall,' said the landlord, fetching a long breath, 'that's a purty long sarmon for a chap that rips a little now and then. But be easy, be easy, this here harpooneer I have been tellin' you of has just arrived from the south seas, where he bought up a lot of 'balmed New Zealand heads (great curios, you know), and he's sold all on 'em but one, and that one he's trying to sell to-night, cause to-morrow's Sunday, and it would not do to be sellin' human heads about the streets when folks is goin' to churches. He wanted to, last Sunday, but I stopped him just as he was goin' out of the door with four heads strung on a string, for all the airth like a string of inions.'
This account cleared up the otherwise unaccountable mystery, and showed that the landlord, after all, had had no idea of fooling me -- but at the same time what could I think of a harpooneer who stayed out a Saturday night clean into the holy Sabbath, engaged in such a cannibal business as selling the heads of dead idolators?
'Depend upon it, landlord, that harpooneer is a dangerous man.'
'He pays reg'lar,' was the rejoinder. 'But come, it's getting dreadful late, you had better be turning flukes -- it's a nice bed: Sal and me slept in that ere bed the night we were spliced. There's plenty room for two to kick about in that bed; it's an almighty big bed that. Why, afore we give it up, Sal used to put our Sam and little Johnny in the foot of it. But I got a dreaming and sprawling about one night, and somehow, Sam got pitched on the floor, and came near breaking his arm. After
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that, Sal said it wouldn't do. Come along here, I'll give ye a glim in a jiffy;' and so saying he lighted a candle and held it towards me, offering to lead the way. But I stood irresolute; when looking at a clock in the corner, he exclaimed 'I vum it's Sunday -- you won't see that harpooneer to-night; he's come to anchor somewhere -- come along then; do come; won't ye come?'
I considered the matter a moment, and then up stairs we went, and I was ushered into a small room, cold as a clam, and furnished, sure enough, with a prodigious bed, almost big enough indeed for any four harpooneers to sleep abreast.
'There,' said the landlord, placing the candle on a crazy old sea chest that did double duty as a wash-stand and centre table; 'there, make yourself comfortable now, and good night to ye.' I turned round from eyeing the bed, but he had disappeared.
Folding back the counterpane, I stooped over the bed. Though none of the most elegant, it yet stood the scrutiny tolerably well. I then glanced round the room; and besides the bedstead and centre table, could see no other furniture belonging to the place, but a rude shelf, the four walls, and a papered fireboard representing a man striking a whale. Of things not properly belonging to the room, there was a hammock lashed up, and thrown upon the floor in one corner; also a large seaman's bag, containing the harpooneer's wardrobe, no doubt in lieu of a land trunk. Likewise, there was a parcel of outlandish bone fish hooks on the shelf over the fire- place, and a tall harpoon standing at the head of the bed.
But what is this on the chest? I took it up, and held it close to the light, and felt it, and smelt it, and tried every way possible to arrive at some satisfactory conclusion concerning it. I can compare it to nothing but a large door mat, ornamented at the edges with little tinkling tags something like the stained porcupine quills round an Indian moccasin. There was a hole or slit in the middle of this mat, as you see the same in South American ponchos. But could it be possible that any sober harpooneer would get into a door mat, and parade the streets of any Christian town in that sort of guise? I put it on, to try it, and it weighed me down like a hamper, being uncommonly shaggy and thick, and I thought a little damp, as though this
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mysterious harpooneer had been wearing it of a rainy day. I went up in it to a bit of glass stuck against the wall, and I never saw such a sight in my life. I tore myself out of it in such a hurry that I gave myself a kink in the neck.
I sat down on the side of the bed, and commenced thinking about this head- peddling harpooneer, and his door mat. After thinking some time on the bed-side, I got up and took off my monkey jacket, and then stood in the middle of the room thinking. I then took off my coat, and thought a little more in my shirt sleeves. But beginning to feel very cold now, half undressed as I was, and remembering what the landlord said about the harpooneer's not coming home at all that night, it being so very late, I made no more ado, but jumped out of my pantaloons and boots, and then blowing out the light tumbled into bed, and commended myself to the care of heaven.
Whether that mattress was stuffed with corn-cobs or broken crockery, there is no telling, but I rolled about a good deal, and could not sleep for a long time. At last I slid off into a light doze, and had pretty nearly made a good offing towards the land of Nod, when I heard a heavy footfall in the passage, and saw a glimmer of light come into the room from under the door.
Lord save me, thinks I, that must be the harpooneer, the infernal head-peddler. But I lay perfectly still, and resolved not to say a word till spoken to. Holding a light in one hand, and that identical New Zealand head in the other, the stranger entered the room, and without looking towards the bed, placed his candle a good way off from me on the floor in one corner, and then began working away at the knotted cords of the large bag I before spoke of as being in the room. I was all eagerness to see his face, but he kept it averted for some time while employed in unlacing the bag's mouth. This accomplished, however, he turned round -- when, good heavens! what a sight! Such a face! It was of a dark purplish, yellow color, here and there stuck over with large, blackish looking squares. Yes, it's just as I thought, he's a terrible bedfellow; he's been in a fight, got dreadfully cut, and here he is, just from the surgeon. But at that moment he chanced to turn his face so towards the light, that I plainly saw they could not be sticking-plasters at all,
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those black squares on his cheeks. they were stains of some sort or other. At first I knew not what to make of this; but soon an inkling of the truth occurred to me. I remembered a story of a white man -- a whaleman too -- who, falling among the cannibals, had been tattooed by them. I concluded that this harpooneer, in the course of his distant voyages, must have met with a similar adventure. And what is it, thought I, after all! It's only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. But then, what to make of his unearthly complexion, that part of it, I mean, lying round about, and completely independent of the squares of tattooing. To be sure, it might be nothing but a good coat of tropical tanning; but I never heard of a hot sun's tanning a white man into a purplish yellow one. However, I had never been in the South Seas; and perhaps the sun there produced these extraordinary effects upon the skin. Now, while all these ideas were passing through me like lightning, this harpooneer never noticed me at all. But, after some difficulty having opened his bag, he commenced fumbling in it, and presently pulled out a sort of tomahawk, and a seal-skin wallet with the hair on. Placing these on the old chest in the middle of the room, he then took the New Zealand head -- a ghastly thing enough -- and crammed it down into the bag. He now took off his hat -- a new beaver hat -- when I came nigh singing out with fresh surprise. There was no hair on his head -- none to speak of at least -- nothing but a small scalp- knot twisted up on his forehead. His bald purplish head now looked for all the world like a mildewed skull. Had not the stranger stood between me and the door, I would have bolted out of it quicker than ever I bolted a dinner.
Even as it was, I thought something of slipping out of the window, but it was the second floor back. I am no coward, but what to make of this head-peddling purple rascal altogether passed my comprehension. Ignorance is the parent of fear, and being completely nonplussed and confounded about the stranger, I confess I was now as much afraid of him as if it was the devil himself who had thus broken into my room at the dead of night. In fact, I was so afraid of him that I was not game enough just then to address him, and demand a satisfactory answer concerning what seemed inexplicable in him.
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Meanwhile, he continued the business of undressing, and at last showed his chest and arms. As I live, these covered parts of him were checkered with the same squares as his face; his back, too, was all over the same dark squares; he seemed to have been in a Thirty Years' War, and just escaped from it with a sticking- plaster shirt. Still more, his very legs were marked, as if a parcel of dark green frogs were running up the trunks of young palms. It was now quite plain that he must be some abominable savage or other shipped aboard of a whaleman in the South Seas, and so landed in this Christian country. I quaked to think of it. A peddler of heads too -- perhaps the heads of his own brothers. He might take a fancy to mine -- heavens! look at that tomahawk!
But there was no time for shuddering, for now the savage went about something that completely fascinated my attention, and convinced me that he must indeed be a heathen. Going to his heavy grego, or wrapall, or dreadnaught, which he had previously hung on a chair, he fumbled in the pockets, and produced at length a curious little deformed image with a hunch on its back, and exactly the color of a three days' old Congo baby. Remembering the embalmed head, at first I almost thought that this black manikin was a real baby preserved in some similar manner. But seeing that it was not at all limber, and that it glistened a good deal like polished ebony, I concluded that it must be nothing but a wooden idol, which indeed it proved to be. For now the savage goes up to the empty fireplace, and removing the papered fire-board, sets up this little hunchbacked image, like a tenpin, between the andirons. the chimney jambs and all the bricks inside were very sooty, so that I thought this fire-place made a very appropriate little shrine or chapel for his Congo idol.
I now screwed my eyes hard towards the half hidden image, feeling but ill at ease meantime -- to see what was next to follow. First he takes about a double handful of shavings out of his grego pocket, and places them carefully before the idol; then laying a bit of ship biscuit on top and applying the flame from the lamp, he kindled the shavings into a sacrificial blaze. Presently, after many hasty snatches into the fire, and still hastier
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withdrawals of his fingers (whereby he seemed to be scorching them badly), he at last succeeded in drawing out the biscuit; then blowing off the heat and ashes a little, he made a polite offer of it to the little negro. But the little devil did not seem to fancy such dry sort of fare at all; he never moved his lips. All these strange antics were accompanied by still stranger guttural noises from the devotee, who seemed to be praying in a sing-song or else singing some pagan psalmody or other, during which his face twitched about in the most unnatural manner. At last extinguishing the fire, he took the idol up very unceremoniously, and bagged it again in his grego pocket as carelessly as if he were a sportsman bagging a dead woodcock.
All these queer proceedings increased my uncomfortableness, and seeing him now exhibiting strong symptoms of concluding his business operations, and jumping into bed with me, I thought it was high time, now or never, before the light was put out, to break the spell into which I had so long been bound.
But the interval I spent in deliberating what to say, was a fatal one. Taking up his tomahawk from the table, he examined the head of it for an instant, and then holding it to the light, with his mouth at the handle, he puffed out great clouds of tobacco smoke. The next moment the light was extinguished, and this wild cannibal, tomahawk between his teeth, sprang into bed with me. I sang out, I could not help it now; and giving a sudden grunt of astonishment he began feeling me.
Stammering out something, I knew not what, I rolled away from him against the wall, and then conjured him, whoever or whatever he might be, to keep quiet, and let me get up and light the lamp again. But his guttural responses satisfied me at once that he but ill comprehended my meaning.
'Who-e debel you?' -- he at last said -- 'you no speak-e, dam-me, I kill-e.' And so saying the lighted tomahawk began flourishing about me in the dark.
'Landlord, for God's sake, Peter Coffin!' shouted I. 'Landlord! Watch! Coffin! Angels! save me!'
'Speak-e! tell-ee me who-ee be, or dam- me, I kill-e!' again growled the cannibal, while his horrid flourishings of the tomahawk scattered the hot tobacco ashes about me till I thought
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my linen would get on fire. But thank heaven, at that moment the landlord came into the room light in hand, and leaping from the bed I ran up to him.
'Don't be afraid now,' said he, grinning again. 'Queequeg here wouldn't harm a hair of your head.'
'Stop your grinning,' shouted I, 'and why didn't you tell me that that infernal harpooneer was a cannibal?'
'I thought ye know'd it; -- didn't I tell ye, he was peddlin' heads around town? -- but turn flukes again and go to sleep. Queequeg, look here -- you sabbee me, I sabbee you -- this man sleepe you -- you sabbee?' --
'Me sabbee plenty' -- grunted Queequeg, puffing away at his pipe and sitting up in bed.
'You gettee in,' he added, motioning to me with his tomahawk, and throwing the clothes to one side. He really did this in not only a civil but a really kind and charitable way. I stood looking at him a moment. For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal. What's all this fuss I have been making about, thought I to myself -- the man's a human being just as I am: he has just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him. Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
'Landlord,' said I, 'tell him to stash his tomahawk there, or pipe, or whatever you call it; tell him to stop smoking, in short, and I will turn in with him. But I don't fancy having a man smoking in bed with me. It's dangerous. Besides, I aint insured.'
This being told to Queequeg, he at once complied, and again politely motioned me to get into bed -- rolling over to one side as much as to say -- I wont touch a leg of ye.
'Good night, landlord,' said I, 'you may go.'
I turned in, and never slept better in my life.
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Chapter iv
THE COUNTERPANE
Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg's arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-colored squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade -- owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times -- this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was hugging me.
My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them. When I was a child, I well remember a somewhat similar circumstance that befell me; whether it was a reality or a dream, I never could entirely settle. The circumstance was this. I had been cutting up some caper or other -- I think it was trying to crawl up the chimney, as I had seen a little sweep do a few days previous; and my stepmother who, somehow or other, was all the time whipping me, or sending me to bed supperless, -- my mother dragged me by the legs out of the chimney and packed me off to bed, though it was only two o'clock in the afternoon of the 21st June, the longest day in the year in our hemisphere. I felt dreadfully. But there was no help for it, so up stairs I went to my little room in the third floor, undressed myself as slowly as possible so as to kill time, and with a bitter sigh got between the sheets.
I lay there dismally calculating that sixteen entire hours must elapse before I could hope for a resurrection. Sixteen hours in
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bed! the small of my back ached to think of it. And it was so light too; the sun shining in at the window, and a great rattling of coaches in the streets, and the sound of gay voices all over the house. I felt worse and worse -- at last I got up, dressed, and softly going down in my stockinged feet, sought out my stepmother, and suddenly threw myself at her feet, beseeching her as a particular favor to give me a good slippering for my misbehavior; anything indeed but condemning me to lie abed such an unendurable length of time. But she was the best and most conscientious of stepmothers, and back I had to go to my room. For several hours I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since, even from the greatest subsequent misfortunes. At last I must have fallen into a troubled nightmare of a doze; and slowly waking from it -- half steeped in dreams -- I opened my eyes, and the before sun-lit room was now wrapped in outer darkness. Instantly I felt a shock running through all my frame; nothing was to be seen, and nothing was to be heard; but a supernatural hand seemed placed in mine. My arm hung over the counterpane, and the nameless, unimaginable, silent form or phantom, to which the hand belonged, seemed closely seated by my bedside. For what seemed ages piled on ages, I lay there, frozen with the most awful fears, not daring to drag away my hand; yet ever thinking that if I could but stir it one single inch, the horrid spell would be broken. I knew not how this consciousness at last glided away from me; but waking in the morning, I shudderingly remembered it all, and for days and weeks and months afterwards I lost myself in confounding attempts to explain the mystery. Nay, to this very hour, I often puzzle myself with it.
Now, take away the awful fear, and my sensations at feeling the supernatural hand in mine were very similar, in their strangeness, to those which I experienced on waking up and seeing Queequeg's pagan arm thrown round me. But at length all the past night's events soberly recurred, one by one, in fixed reality, and then I lay only alive to the comical predicament. For though I tried to move his arm -- unlock his bridegroom clasp -- yet, sleeping as he was, he still hugged me tightly, as though naught but death should part us twain. I now strove to rouse him --
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'Queequeg!' -- but his only answer was a snore. I then rolled over, my neck feeling as if it were in a horse-collar; and suddenly felt a slight scratch. Throwing aside the counterpane, there lay the tomahawk sleeping by the savage's side, as if it were a hatchet-faced baby. A pretty pickle, truly, thought I; abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a tomahawk! 'Queequeg! -- in the name of goodness, Queequeg, wake!' At length, by dint of much wriggling, and loud and incessant expostulations upon the unbecomingness of his hugging a fellow male in that matrimonial sort of style, I succeeded in extracting a grunt; and presently, he drew back his arm, shook himself all over like a Newfoundland dog just from the water, and sat up in bed, stiff as a pike-staff, looking at me, and rubbing his eyes as if he did not altogether remember how I came to be there, though a dim consciousness of knowing something about me seemed slowly dawning over him. Meanwhile, I lay quietly eyeing him, having no serious misgivings now, and bent upon narrowly observing so curious a creature. When, at last, his mind seemed made up touching the character of his bedfellow, and he became, as it were, reconciled to the fact; he jumped out upon the floor, and by certain signs and sounds gave me to understand that, if it pleased me, he would dress first and then leave me to dress afterwards, leaving the whole apartment to myself. Thinks I, Queequeg, under the circumstances, this is a very civilized overture; but, the truth is, these savages have an innate sense of delicacy, say what you will; it is marvellous how essentially polite they are. I pay this particular compliment to Queequeg, because he treated me with so much civility and consideration, while I was guilty of great rudeness; staring at him from the bed, and watching all his toilette motions; for the time my curiosity getting the better of my breeding. Nevertheless, a man like Queequeg you don't see every day, he and his ways were well worth unusual regarding.
He commenced dressing at top by donning his beaver hat, a very tall one, by the by, and then -- still minus his trowsers -- he hunted up his boots. What under the heavens he did it for, I cannot tell, but his next movement was to crush himself -- boots in hand, and hat on -- under the bed; when, from sundry violent
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gaspings and strainings, I inferred he was hard at work booting himself; though by no law of propriety that I ever heard of, is any man required to be private when putting on his boots. But Queequeg, do you see, was a creature in the transition state -- neither caterpillar nor butterfly. He was just enough civilized to show off his outlandishness in the strangest possible manner. his education was not yet completed. He was an undergraduate. If he had not been a small degree civilized, he very probably would not have troubled himself with boots at all; but then, if he had not been still a savage, he never would have dreamt of getting under the bed to put them on. At last, he emerged with his hat very much dented and crushed down over his eyes, and began creaking and limping about the room, as if, not being much accustomed to boots, his pair of damp, wrinkled cowhide ones -- probably not made to order either -- rather pinched and tormented him at the first go off of a bitter cold morning.
Seeing, now, that there were no curtains to the window, and that the street being very narrow, the house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on; I begged him as well as I could, to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. At that time in the morning any Christian would have washed his face; but Queequeg, to my amazement, contented himself with restricting his ablutions to his chest, arms, and hands. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand centre-table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. I was watching to see where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon from the bed corner, slips out the long wooden stock, unsheathes the head, whets it a little on his boot, and striding up to the bit of mirror against the wall, begins a vigorous scraping, or rather harpooning of his cheeks. Thinks I, Queequeg, this is using Rogers's best cutlery with a vengeance. Afterwards I wondered the less at this operation when I came to know of what fine steel the head of a harpoon is made, and how exceedingly sharp the long straight edges are always kept.
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The rest of his toilet was soon achieved, and he proudly marched out of the room, wrapped up in his great pilot monkey jacket, and sporting his harpoon like a marshal's baton.
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Chapter v
BREAKFAST
I quickly followed suit, and descending into the bar-room accosted the grinning landlord very pleasantly. I cherished no malice towards him, though he had been skylarking with me not a little in the matter of my bedfellow.
However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way. And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
The bar-room was now full of the boarders who had been dropping in the night previous, and whom I had not as yet had a good look at. They were nearly all whalemen; chief mates, and second mates, and third mates, and sea carpenters, and sea coopers, and sea blacksmiths, and harpooneers, and ship keepers; a brown and brawny company, with bosky beards; an unshorn, shaggy set, all wearing monkey jackets for morning gowns.
You could pretty plainly tell how long each one had been ashore. This young fellow's healthy cheek is like a sun-toasted pear in hue, and would seem to smell almost as musky; he cannot have been three days landed from his Indian voyage. That man next him looks a few shades lighter; you might say a touch of satin wood is in him. In the complexion of a third still lingers a tropic tawn, but slightly bleached withal; he doubtless has tarried whole weeks ashore. But who could show a cheek like
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Queequeg? which, barred with various tints, seemed like the Andes' western slope, to show forth in one array, contrasting climates, zone by zone.
'Grub, ho!' now cried the landlord, flinging open a door, and in we went to breakfast.
They say that men who have seen the world, thereby become quite at ease in manner, quite self-possessed in company. Not always, though: Ledyard, the great New England traveller, and Mungo Park, the Scotch one; of all men, they possessed the least assurance in the parlor. But perhaps the mere crossing of Siberia in a sledge drawn by dogs as Ledyard did, or the taking a long solitary walk on an empty stomach, in the negro heart of Africa, which was the sum of poor Mungo's performances -- this kind of travel, I say, may not be the very best mode of attaining a high social polish. Still, for the most part, that sort of thing is to be had anywhere.
These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table, and I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling; to my no small surprise, nearly every man maintained a profound silence. And not only that, but they looked embarrassed. Yes, here were a set of sea-dogs, many of whom without the slightest bashfulness had boarded great whales on the high
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maintained a profound silence. And not only that, but they looked embarrassed. Yes, here were a set of sea-dogs, many of whom without the slightest bashfulness had boarded great whales on the high seas -- entire strangers to them -- and duelled them dead without winking; and yet, here they sat at a social breakfast table -- all of the same calling, all of kindred tastes -- looking round as sheepishly at each other as though they had never been out of sight of some sheepfold among the Green Mountains. A curious sight; these bashful bears, these timid warrior whalemen!
But as for Queequeg -- why, Queequeg sat there among them -- at the head of the table, too, it so chanced; as cool as an icicle. To be sure I cannot say much for his breeding. His greatest admirer could not have cordially justified his bringing his harpoon into breakfast with him, and using it there without ceremony; reaching over the table with it, to the imminent jeopardy of many heads, and grappling the beefsteaks towards him. But that was certainly very coolly done by him, and every
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one knows that in most people's estimation, to do anything coolly is to do it genteelly.
We will not speak of all Queequeg's peculiarities here; how he eschewed coffee and hot rolls, and applied his undivided attention to beefsteaks, done rare. Enough, that when breakfast was over he withdrew like the rest into the public room, lighted his tomahawk-pipe, and was sitting there quietly digesting and smoking with his inseparable hat on, when I sallied out for a stroll.
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Chapter vi
THE STREET
If I had been astonished at first catching a glimpse of so outlandish an individual as Queequeg circulating among the polite society of a civilized town, that astonishment soon departed upon taking my first daylight stroll through the streets of New Bedford.
In thoroughfares nigh the docks, any considerable seaport will frequently offer to view the queerest looking nondescripts from foreign parts. Even in Broadway and Chestnut streets, Mediterranean mariners will sometimes jostle the affrighted ladies. Regent street is not unknown to Lascars and Malays; and at Bombay, in the Apollo Green, live Yankees have often scared the natives. But New Bedford beats all Water street and Wapping. In these last-mentioned haunts you see only sailors; but in New Bedford, actual cannibals stand chatting at street corners; savages outright; many of whom yet carry on their bones unholy flesh. It makes a stranger stare.
But, besides the Feegeeans, Tongatabooarrs, Erromanggoans, Pannangians, and Brighggians, and, besides the wild specimens of the whaling-craft which unheeded reel about the streets, you will see other sights still more curious, certainly more comical.
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There weekly arrive in this town scores of green Vermonters and New Hampshire men, all athirst for gain and glory in the fishery. They are mostly young, of stalwart frames; fellows who have felled forests, and now seek to drop the axe and snatch the whale-lance. Many are as green as the Green Mountains whence they came. In some things you would think them but a few hours old. Look there! that chap strutting round the corner. He wears a beaver hat and swallow-tailed coat, girdled with a sailor-belt and sheath-knife. Here comes another with a sou'-wester and a bombazine cloak.
No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one -- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy -- a fellow that, in the dog-days, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands. Now when a country dandy like this takes it into his head to make a distinguished reputation, and joins the great whale-fishery, you should see the comical things he does upon reaching the seaport. In bespeaking his sea-outfit, he orders bell-buttons to his waistcoats; straps to his canvas trowsers. Ah, poor Hay-Seed! how bitterly will burst those straps in the first howling gale, when thou art driven, straps, buttons, and all, down the throat of the tempest.
But think not that this famous town has only harpooneers, cannibals, and bumpkins to show her visitors. Not at all. Still New Bedford is a queer place. Had it not been for us whalemen, that tract of land would this day perhaps have been in as howling condition as the coast of Labrador. As it is, parts of her back country are enough to frighten one, they look so bony. The town itself is perhaps the dearest place to live in, in all New England. It is a land of oil, true enough; but not like Canaan; a land, also, of corn and wine. The streets do not run with milk; nor in the spring-time do they pave them with fresh eggs. Yet, in spite of this, nowhere in all America will you find more patrician-like houses; parks and gardens more opulent, than in New Bedford. Whence came they? how planted upon this once scraggy scoria of a country?
Go and gaze upon the iron emblematical harpoons round yonder lofty mansion, and your question will be answered. Yes; all these brave houses and flowery gardens came from the
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Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian oceans. One and all, they were harpooned and dragged up hither from the bottom of the sea. Can Herr Alexander perform a feat like that?
In New Bedford, fathers, they say, give whales for dowers to their daughters, and portion off their nieces with a few porpoises a- piece. You must go to New Bedford to see a brilliant wedding; for, they say, they have reservoirs of oil in every house, and every night recklessly burn their lengths in spermaceti candles.
In summer time, the town is sweet to see; full of fine maples -- long avenues of green and gold. And in August, high in air, the beautiful and bountiful horse-chestnuts, candelabra-wise, proffer the passer-by their tapering upright cones of congregated blossoms. So omnipotent is art; which in many a district of New Bedford has superinduced bright terraces of flowers upon the barren refuse rocks thrown aside at creation's final day.
And the women of New Bedford, they bloom like their own red roses. But roses only bloom in summer; whereas the fine carnation of their cheeks is perennial as sunlight in the seventh heavens. Elsewhere match that bloom of theirs, ye cannot, save in Salem, where they tell me the young girls breathe such musk, their sailor sweethearts smell them miles off shore, as though they were drawing nigh the odorous Moluccas instead of the Puritanic sands.
Chapter vii
THE CHAPEL
In this same New Bedford there stands a Whaleman's Chapel, and few are the moody fishermen, shortly bound for the Indian Ocean or Pacific, who fail to make a Sunday visit to the spot. I am sure that I did not.
Returning from my first morning stroll, I again sallied out upon this special errand. The sky had changed from clear,
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sunny cold, to driving sleet and mist. Wrapping myself in my shaggy jacket of the cloth called bearskin, I fought my way against the stubborn storm. Entering, I found a small scattered congregation of sailors, and sailors' wives and widows. A muffled silence reigned, only broken at times by the shrieks of the storm. Each silent worshipper seemed purposely sitting apart from the other, as if each silent grief were insular and incommunicable. The chaplain had not yet arrived; and there these silent islands of men and women sat steadfastly eyeing several marble tablets, with black borders, masoned into the wall on either side the pulpit. Three of them ran something like the following, but I do not pretend to quote: -- Sacred To the Memory of JOHN TALBOT, Who, at the age of eighteen, was lost overboard Near the Isle of Desolation, off Patagonia November 1st, 1836. This Tablet Is erected to his Memory By his Sister. Sacred To the Memory of ROBERT LONG, WILLIS ELLERY, NATHAN COLEMAN, WALTER CANNY, SETH MACY, AND SAMUEL GLEIG, Forming one of the boats' crews of the Ship Eliza Who were towed out of sight by a Whale, On the Off-shore Ground in the Pacific, December 31st, 1839. This Marble Is here placed by their surviving Shipmates.
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Sacred To the Memory of The late CAPTAIN EZEKIEL HARDY, Who in the bows of his boat was killed by al. Sperm Whale on the coast of Japan, August 3rd, 1833. This Tablet Is erected to his Memory by His Widow.
Shaking off the sleet from my ice-glazed hat and jacket, I seated myself near the door, and turning sideways was surprised to see Queequeg near me. Affected by the solemnity of the scene, there was a wondering gaze of incredulous curiosity in his countenance. This savage was the only person present who seemed to notice my entrance; because he was the only one who could not read, and, therefore, was not reading those frigid inscriptions on the wall. Whether any of the relatives of the seamen whose names appeared there were now among the congregation, I knew not; but so many are the unrecorded accidents in the fishery, and so plainly did several women present wear the countenance if not the trappings of some unceasing grief, that I feel sure that here before me were assembled those, in whose unhealing hearts the sight of those bleak tablets sympathetically caused the old wounds to bleed afresh.
Oh! ye whose dead lie buried beneath the green grass; who standing among flowers can say -- here, here lies my beloved; ye know not the desolation that broods in bosoms like these. What bitter blanks in those black-bordered marbles which cover no ashes! What despair in those immovable inscriptions! What deadly voids and unbidden infidelities in the lines that seem to gnaw upon all Faith, and refuse resurrections to the beings who have placelessly perished without a grave. As well might those tablets stand in the cave of Elephanta as here.
In what census of living creatures, the dead of mankind are included; why it is that a universal proverb says of them, that
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they tell no tales, though containing more secrets than the Goodwin Sands; how it is that to his name who yesterday departed for the other world, we prefix so significant and infidel a word, and yet do not thus entitle him, if he but embarks for the remotest Indies of this living earth; why the Life Insurance Companies pay death- forfeitures upon immortals; in what eternal, unstirring paralysis, and deadly, hopeless trance, yet lies antique Adam who died sixty round centuries ago; how it is that we still refuse to be comforted for those who we nevertheless maintain are dwelling in unspeakable bliss; why all the living so strive to hush all the dead; wherefore but the rumor of a knocking in a tomb will terrify a whole city. All these things are not without their meanings.
But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.
It needs scarcely to be told, with what feelings, on the eve of a Nantucket voyage, I regarded those marble tablets, and by the murky light of that darkened, doleful day read the fate of the whalemen who had gone before me, Yes, Ishmael, the same fate may be thine. But somehow I grew merry again. Delightful inducements to embark, fine chance for promotion, it seems -- aye, a stove boat will make me an immortal by brevet. Yes, there is death in this business of whaling -- a speechlessly quick chaotic bundling of a man into Eternity. But what then? Methinks we have hugely mistaken this matter of Life and Death. Methinks that what they call my shadow here on earth is my true substance. Methinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water, and thinking that thick water the thinnest of air. Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me. And therefore three cheers for Nantucket; and come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove himself cannot.
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Chapter viii
THE PULPIT
I had not been seated very long ere a man of a certain venerable robustness entered; immediately as the storm- pelted door flew back upon admitting him, a quick regardful eyeing of him by all the congregation, sufficiently attested that this fine old man was the chaplain. Yes, it was the famous Father Mapple, so called by the whalemen, among whom he was a very great favorite. He had been a sailor and a harpooneer in his youth, but for many years past had dedicated his life to the ministry. At the time I now write of, Father Mapple was in the hardy winter of a healthy old age; that sort of old age which seems merging into a second flowering youth, for among all the fissures of his wrinkles, there shone certain mild gleams of a newly developing bloom -- the spring verdure peeping forth even beneath February's snow. No one having previously heard his history, could for the first time behold Father Mapple without the utmost interest, because there were certain engrafted clerical peculiarities about him, imputable to that adventurous maritime life he had led. When he entered I observed that he carried no umbrella, and certainly had not come in his carriage, for his tarpaulin hat ran down with melting sleet, and his great pilot cloth jacket seemed almost to drag him to the floor with the weight of the water it had absorbed. However, hat and coat and overshoes were one by one removed, and hung up in a little space in an adjacent corner; when, arrayed in a decent suit, he quietly approached the pulpit.
Like most old fashioned pulpits, it was a very lofty one, and since a regular stairs to such a height would, by its long angle with the floor, seriously contract the already small area of the chapel, the architect, it seemed, had acted upon the hint of Father Mapple, and finished the pulpit without a stairs, substituting a perpendicular side ladder, like those used in mounting
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a ship from a boat at sea. The wife of a whaling captain had provided the chapel with a handsome pair of red worsted man-ropes for this ladder, which, being itself nicely headed, and stained with a mahogany color, the whole contrivance, considering what manner of chapel it was, seemed by no means in bad taste. Halting for an instant at the foot of the ladder, and with both hands grasping the ornamental knobs of the man-ropes, Father Mapple cast a look upwards, and then with a truly sailorlike but still reverential dexterity, hand over hand, mounted the steps as if ascending the main-top of his vessel.
The perpendicular parts of this side ladder, as is usually the case with swinging ones, were of cloth-covered rope, only the rounds were of wood, so that at every step there was a joint. At my first glimpse of the pulpit, it had not escaped me that however convenient for a ship, these joints in the present instance seemed unnecessary. For I was not prepared to see Father Mapple after gaining the height, slowly turn round, and stooping over the pulpit, deliberately drag up the ladder step by step, till the whole was deposited within, leaving him impregnable in his little Quebec.
I pondered some time without fully comprehending the reason for this. Father Mapple enjoyed such a wide reputation for sincerity and sanctity, that I could not suspect him of courting notoriety by any mere tricks of the stage. No, thought I, there must be some sober reason for this thing; furthermore, it must symbolize something unseen. Can it be, then, that by that act of physical isolation, he signifies his spiritual withdrawal for the time, from all outward worldly ties and connexions? Yes, for replenished with the meat and wine of the word, to the faithful man of God, this pulpit, I see, is a self- containing stronghold -- a lofty Ehrenbreitstein, with a perennial well of water within the walls.
But the side ladder was not the only strange feature of the place, borrowed from the chaplain's former sea-farings. Between the marble cenotaphs on either hand of the pulpit, the wall which formed its back was adorned with a large painting representing a gallant ship beating against a terrible storm off a lee coast of black rocks and snowy breakers. But high above the
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flying scud and dark-rolling clouds, there floated a little isle of sunlight, from which beamed forth an angel's face; and this bright face shed a distinct spot of radiance upon the ship's tossed deck, something like that silver plate now inserted into the Victory's plank where Nelson fell. 'Ah, noble ship,' the angel seemed to say, 'beat on, beat on, thou noble ship, and bear a hardy helm; for lo! the sun is breaking through; the clouds are rolling off -- serenest azure is at hand.'
Nor was the pulpit itself without a trace of the same sea-taste that had achieved the ladder and the picture. Its panelled front was in the likeness of a ship's bluff bows, and the Holy Bible rested on the projecting piece of scroll work, fashioned after a ship's fiddle-headed beak.
What could be more full of meaning? -- for the pulpit is ever this earth's foremost part; all the rest comes in its rear; the pulpit leads the world. From thence it is the storm of God's quick wrath is first descried, and the bow must bear the earliest brunt. From thence it is the God of breezes fair or foul is first invoked for favorable winds. Yes, the world's a ship on its passage out, and not a voyage complete; and the pulpit is its prow.
Chapter ix
THE SERMON
Father Mapple rose, and in a mild voice of unassuming authority ordered the scattered people to condense. 'Starboard gangway, there! side away to larboard -- larboard gangway to starboard! Midships! midships!'
There was a low rumbling of heavy sea-boots among the benches, and a still slighter shuffling of women's shoes, and all was quiet again, and every eye on the preacher.
He paused a little; then kneeling in the pulpit's bows, folded his large brown hands across his chest, uplifted his closed eyes,
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and offered a prayer so deeply devout that he seemed kneeling and praying at the bottom of the sea.
This ended, in prolonged solemn tones, like the continual tolling of a bell in a ship that is foundering at sea in a fog -- in such tones he commenced reading the following hymn; but changing his manner towards the concluding stanzas, burst forth with a pealing exultation and joy --
'The ribs and terrors in the whale,
Arched over me a dismal gloom,
While all God's sun-lit waves rolled by,
And lift me deepening down to doom.
'I saw the opening maw of hell,
With endless pains and sorrows there;
Which none but they that feel can tell --
Oh, I was plunging to despair.
'In black distress, I called my God,
When I could scarce believe him mine,
He bowed his ear to my complaints --
No more the whale did me confine.
With speed he flew to my relief,
As on a radiant dolphin borne;
Awful, yet bright, as lightning shone
The face of my Deliverer God.
'My song for ever shall record
That terrible, that joyful hour;
I give the glory to my God,
His all the mercy and the power.'
Nearly all joined in singing this hymn, which swelled high above the howling of the storm. A brief pause ensued; the preacher slowly turned over the leaves of the Bible, and at last, folding his hand down upon the proper page, said: 'Beloved shipmates, clinch the last verse of the first chapter of Jonah -- "And God had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah."
'Shipmates, this book, containing only four chapters -- four yarns -- is one of the smallest strands in the mighty cable of the Scriptures. Yet what depths of the soul does Jonah's deep sealine sound! what a pregnant lesson to us is this prophet! What
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a noble thing is that canticle in the fish's belly! How billow- like and boisterously grand! We feel the floods surging over us; we sound with him to the kelpy bottom of the waters; sea-weed and all the slime of the sea is about us! But what is this lesson that the book of Jonah teaches? Shipmates, it is a two- stranded lesson; a lesson to us all as sinful men, and a lesson to me as a pilot of the living God. As sinful men, it is a lesson to us all, because it is a story of the sin, hard-heartedness, suddenly awakened fears, the swift punishment, repentance, prayers, and finally the deliverance and joy of Jonah. As with all sinners among men, the sin of this son of Amittai was in his wilful disobedience of the command of God -- never mind now what that command was, or how conveyed -- which he found a hard command. But all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do -- remember that -- and hence, he oftener commands us than endeavors to persuade. And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.
'With this sin of disobedience in him, Jonah still further flouts at God, by seeking to flee from Him. He thinks that a ship made by men, will carry him into countries where God does not reign, but only the Captains of this earth. He skulks about the wharves of Joppa, and seeks a ship that's bound for Tarshish. There lurks, perhaps, a hitherto unheeded meaning here. By all accounts Tarshish could have been no other city than the modern Cadiz. That's the opinion of learned men. And where is Cadiz, shipmates? Cadiz is in Spain; as far by water, from Joppa, as Jonah could possibly have sailed in those ancient days, when the Atlantic was an almost unknown sea. Because Joppa, the modern Jaffa, shipmates, is on the most easterly coast of the Mediterranean, the Syrian; and Tarshish or Cadiz more than two thousand miles to the westward from that, just outside the Straits of Gibraltar. See ye not then, shipmates, that Jonah sought to flee world-wide from God? Miserable man! Oh! most contemptible and worthy of all scorn; with slouched hat and guilty eye, skulking from his God; prowling among the shipping like a vile burglar hastening to cross the seas. So disordered, self-condemning is his look, that had there been policemen in
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those days, Jonah, on the mere suspicion of something wrong, had been arrested ere he touched a deck. How plainly he's a fugitive! no baggage, not a hat-box, valise, or carpet-bag, -- no friends accompany him to the wharf with their adieux. At last, after much dodging search, he finds the Tarshish ship receiving the last items of her cargo; and as he steps on board to see its Captain in the cabin, all the sailors for the moment desist from hoisting in the goods, to mark the stranger's evil eye. Jonah sees this; but in vain he tries to look all ease and confidence; in vain essays his wretched smile. Strong intuitions of the man assure the mariners he can be no innocent. In their gamesome but still serious way, one whispers to the other -- "Jack, he's robbed a widow;" or,"Joe, do you mark him; he's a bigamist;" or,"Harry lad, I guess he's the adulterer that broke jail in old Gomorrah, or belike, one of the missing murderers from Sodom." Another runs to read the bill that's stuck against the spile upon the wharf to which the ship is moored, offering five hundred gold coins for the apprehension of a parricide, and containing a description of his person. He reads, and looks from Jonah to the bill; while all his sympathetic shipmates now crowd round Jonah, prepared to lay their hands upon him. Frighted Jonah trembles, and summoning all his boldness to his face, only looks so much the more a coward. He will not confess himself suspected; but that itself is strong suspicion. So he makes the best of it; and when the sailors find him not to be the man that is advertised, they let him pass, and he descends into the cabin.
'"Who's there?" cries the Captain at his busy desk, hurriedly making out his papers for the Customs -- "Who's there?" Oh! how that harmless question mangles Jonah! For the instant he almost turns to flee again. But he rallies. "I seek a passage in this ship to Tarshish; how soon sail ye, sir?" Thus far the busy captain had not looked up to Jonah, though the man now stands before him; but no sooner does he hear that hollow voice, than he darts a scrutinizing glance. "We sail with the next coming tide," at last he slowly answered, still intently eyeing him. "No sooner, sir?" -- "Soon enough for any honest man that goes a passenger." Ha! Jonah, that's another stab. But he swiftly calls away the Captain from that scent. "I'll sail with ye," -- he says, -- "the passage
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money, how much is that, -- I'll pay now." For it is particularly written, shipmates, as if it were a thing not to be overlooked in this history,"that he paid the fare thereof" ere the craft did sail. And taken with the context, this is full of meaning.
'Now Jonah's Captain, shipmates, was one whose discernment detects crime in any, but whose cupidity exposes it only in the penniless. In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers. So Jonah's Captain prepares to test the length of Jonah's purse, ere he judge him openly. He charges him thrice the usual sum; and it's assented to. Then the Captain knows that Jonah is a fugitive; but at the same time resolves to help a flight that paves its rear with gold. Yet when Jonah fairly takes out his purse, prudent suspicions still molest the Captain. He rings every coin to find a counterfeit. Not a forger, any way, he mutters; and Jonah is put down for his passage. "Point out my state-room, Sir," says Jonah now. "I'm travel-weary; I need sleep." "Thou look'st like it," says the Captain, "there's thy room." Jonah enters, and would lock the door, but the lock contains no key. Hearing him foolishly fumbling there, the Captain laughs lowly to himself, and mutters something about the doors of convicts' cells being never allowed to be locked within. All dressed and dusty as he is, Jonah throws himself into his berth, and finds the little state-room ceiling almost resting on his forehead. The air is close, and Jonah gasps. then, in that contracted hole, sunk, too, beneath the ship's water-line, Jonah feels the heralding presentiment of that stifling hour, when the whale shall hold him in the smallest of his bowel's wards.
'Screwed at its axis against the side, a swinging lamp slightly oscillates in Jonah's room; and the ship, heeling over towards the wharf with the weight of the last bales received, the lamp, flame and all, though in slight motion, still maintains a permanent obliquity with reference to the room; though, in truth, infallibly straight itself, it but made obvious the false, lying levels among which it hung. The lamp alarms and frightens Jonah; as lying in his berth his tormented eyes roll round the place, and this thus far successful fugitive finds no refuge for his restless glance. But that contradiction in the lamp more and
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more appals him. The floor, the ceiling, and the side, are all awry. "Oh! so my conscience hangs in me!" he groans, "straight upward, so it burns; but the chambers of my soul are all in crookedness!"
'Like one who after a night of drunken revelry hies to his bed, still reeling, but with conscience yet pricking him, as the plungings of the Roman race- horse but so much the more strike his steel tags into him; as one who in that miserable plight still turns and turns in giddy anguish, praying God for annihilation until the fit be passed; and at last amid the whirl of woe he feels, a deep stupor steals over him, as over the man who bleeds to death, for conscience is the wound, and there's naught to staunch it; so, after sore wrestlings in his berth, Jonah's prodigy of ponderous misery drags him drowning down to sleep.
'And now the time of tide has come; the ship casts off her cables; and from the deserted wharf the uncheered ship for Tarshish, all careening, glides to sea. That ship, my friends, was the first of recorded smugglers! the contraband was Jonah. but the sea rebels; he will not bear the wicked burden. A dreadful storm comes on, the ship is like to break. But now when the boatswain calls all hands to lighten her; when boxes, bales, and jars are clattering overboard; when the wind is shrieking, and the men are yelling, and every plank thunders with trampling feet right over Jonah's head; in all this raging tumult, Jonah sleeps his hideous sleep. He sees no black sky and raging sea, feels not the reeling timbers, and little hears he or heeds he the far rush of the mighty whale, which even now with open mouth is cleaving the seas after him. Aye, shipmates, Jonah was gone down into the sides of the ship -- a berth in the cabin as I have taken it, and was fast asleep. But the frightened master comes to him, and shrieks in his dead ear, "What meanest thou, O sleeper! arise!" Startled from his lethargy by that direful cry, Jonah staggers to his feet, and stumbling to the deck, grasps a shroud, to look out upon the sea. But at that moment he is sprung upon by a panther billow leaping over the bulwarks. Wave after wave thus leaps into the ship, and finding no speedy vent runs roaring fore and aft, till the mariners come nigh to drowning while yet afloat. And ever, as the white moon shows
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her affrighted face from the steep gullies in the blackness overhead, aghast Jonah sees the rearing bowsprit pointing high upward, but soon beat downward again towards the tormented deep.
'Terrors upon terrors run shouting through his soul. In all his cringing attitudes, the God-fugitive is now too plainly known. The sailors mark him; more and more certain grow their suspicions of him, and at last, fully to test the truth, by referring the whole matter to high Heaven, they fall to casting lots, to see for whose cause this great tempest was upon them. The lot is Jonah's; that discovered, then how furiously they mob him with their questions. "What is thine occupation? whence comest thou? thy country? what people?" but mark now, my shipmates, the behavior of poor Jonah. The eager mariners but ask him who he is, and where from; whereas, they not only receive an answer to those questions, but likewise another answer to a question not put by them, but the unsolicited answer is forced from Jonah by the hard hand of God that is upon him.
'"I am a Hebrew," he cries -- and then -- "I fear the Lord the God of Heaven who hath made the sea and the dry land!" Fear him, O Jonah? Aye, well mightest thou fear the Lord God then! Straightway, he now goes on to make a full confession; whereupon the mariners became more and more appalled, but still are pitiful. For when Jonah, not yet supplicating God for mercy, since he but too well knew the darkness of his deserts, -- when wretched Jonah cries out to them to take him and cast him forth into the sea, for he knew that for his sake this great tempest was upon them; they mercifully turn from him, and seek by other means to save the ship. But all in vain; the indignant gale howls louder; then, with one hand raised invokingly to God, with the other they not unreluctantly lay hold of Jonah.
'And now behold Jonah taken up as an anchor and dropped into the sea; when instantly an oily calmness floats out from the east, and the sea is still, as Jonah carries down the gale with him, leaving smooth water behind. He goes down in the whirling heart of such a masterless commotion that he scarce heeds the moment when he drops seething into the yawning jaws
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awaiting him; and the whale shoots-to all his ivory teeth, like the Lord out of the fish's belly. But observe his prayer, and so many white bolts, upon his prison. Then Jonah prayed unto learn a weighty lesson. For sinful as he is, Jonah does not weep and wail for direct deliverance. He feels that his dreadful punishment is just. He leaves all his deliverance to God, contenting himself with this, that spite of all his pains and pangs, he will still look towards His holy temple. And here, shipmates, is true and faithful repentance; not clamorous for pardon, but grateful for punishment. And how pleasing to God was this conduct in Jonah, is shown in the eventual deliverance of him from the sea and the whale. Shipmates, I do not place Jonah before you to be copied for his sin but I do place him before you as a model for repentance. Sin not; but if you do, take heed to repent of it like Jonah.'
While he was speaking these words, the howling of the shrieking, slanting storm without seemed to add new power to the preacher, who, when describing Jonah's sea-storm, seemed tossed by a storm himself. His deep chest heaved as with a ground-swell; his tossed arms seemed the warring elements at work; and the thunders that rolled away from off his swarthy brow, and the light leaping from his eye, made all his simple hearers look on him with a quick fear that was strange to them.
There now came a lull in his look, as he silently turned over the leaves of the Book once more; and, at last, standing motionless, with closed eyes, for the moment, seemed communing with God and himself.
But again he leaned over towards the people, and bowing his head lowly, with an aspect of the deepest yet manliest humility, he spake these words: 'Shipmates, God has laid but one hand upon you; both his hands press upon me. I have read ye by what murky light may be mine the lesson that Jonah teaches to all sinners; and therefore to ye, and still more to me, for I am a greater sinner than ye. And now how gladly would I come down from this mast-head and sit on the hatches there where you sit, and listen as you listen, while some one of you reads me that other and more awful lesson which Jonah teaches to me as a pilot of
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the living God. How being an anointed pilot-prophet, or speaker of true things, and bidden by the Lord to sound those unwelcome truths in the ears of a wicked Nineveh, Jonah, appalled at the hostility he should raise, fled from his mission, and sought to escape his duty and his God by taking ship at Joppa. But God is everywhere; Tarshish he never reached. As we have seen, God came upon him in the whale, and swallowed him down to living gulfs of doom, and with swift slantings tore him along"into the midst of the seas," where the eddying depths sucked him ten thousand fathoms down, and"the weeds were wrapped about his head," and all the watery world of woe bowled over him. Yet even then beyond the reach of any plummet -- "out of the belly of hell" -- when the whale grounded upon the ocean's utmost bones, even then, God heard the engulphed, repenting prophet when he cried. Then God spake unto the fish; and from the shuddering cold and blackness of the sea, the whale came breeching up towards the warm and pleasant sun, and all the delights of air and earth; and"vomited out Jonah upon the dry land;" when the word of the Lord came a second time; and Jonah, bruised and beaten -- his ears, like two sea-shells, still multitudinously murmuring of the ocean -- Jonah did the Almighty's bidding. And what was that, shipmates? To preach the Truth to the face of Falsehood! That was it!
'This, shipmates, this is that other lesson; and woe to that pilot of the living God who slights it. Woe to him whom this world charms from Gospel duty! Woe to him who seeks to pour oil upon the waters when God has brewed them into a gale! Woe to him who seeks to please rather than to appal! Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness! Woe to him who, in this world, courts not dishonor! Woe to him who would not be true, even though to be false were salvation! Yea, woe to him who, as the great Pilot Paul has it, while preaching to others is himself a castaway!'
He drooped and fell away from himself for a moment; then lifting his face to them again, showed a deep joy in his eyes, as he cried out with a heavenly enthusiasm, -- 'But oh! shipmates! on the starboard hand of every woe, there is a sure delight; and higher the top of that delight, than the bottom of the woe is
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deep. Is not the main-truck higher than the kelson is low? Delight is to him -- a far, far upward, and inward delight -- who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self. Delight is to him whose strong arms yet support him, when the ship of this base treacherous world has gone down beneath him. Delight is to him, who gives no quarter in the truth, and kills, burns, and destroys all sin though he pluck it out from under the robes of Senators and Judges. Delight, -- top-gallant delight is to him, who acknowledges no law or lord, but the Lord his God, and is only a patriot to heaven. Delight is to him, whom all the waves of the billows of the seas of the boisterous mob can never shake from this sure Keel of the Ages. And eternal delight and deliciousness will be his, who coming to lay him down, can say with his final breath -- O Father! -- chiefly known to me by Thy rod -- mortal or immortal, here I die. I have striven to be Thine, more than to be this world's, or mine own. Yet this is nothing; I leave eternity to Thee; for what is man that he should live out the lifetime of his God?'
He said no more, but slowly waving a benediction, covered his face with his hands, and so remained kneeling, till all the people had departed, and he was left alone in the place.
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Chapter x
A BOSOM FRIEND
Returning to the Spouter-Inn from the Chapel, I found Queequeg there quite alone; he having left the Chapel before the benediction some time. He was sitting on a bench before the fire, with his feet on the stove hearth, and in one hand was holding close up to his face that little negro idol of his; peering hard into its face, and with a jack-knife gently whittling away at its nose, meanwhile humming to himself in his heathenish way.
But being now interrupted, he put up the image; and pretty
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soon, going to the table, took up a large book there, and placing it on his lap began counting the pages with deliberate regularity; at every fiftieth page -- as I fancied -- stopping a moment, looking vacantly around him, and giving utterance to a long-drawn gurgling whistle of astonishment. He would then begin again at the next fifty; seeming to commence at number one each time, as though he could not count more than fifty, and it was only by such a large number of fifties being found together, that his astonishment at the multitude of pages was excited.
With much interest I sat watching him. Savage though he was, and hideously marred about the face -- at least to my taste -- his countenance yet had a something in it which was by no means disagreeable. You cannot hide the soul. Through all his unearthly tattooings, I thought I saw the traces of a simple honest heart; and in his large, deep eyes, fiery black and bold, there seemed tokens of a spirit that would dare a thousand devils. And besides all this, there was a certain lofty bearing about the Pagan, which even his uncouthness could not altogether maim. He looked like a man who had never cringed and never had had a creditor. Whether it was, too, that his head being shaved, his forehead was drawn out in freer and brighter relief, and looked more expansive than it otherwise would, this I will not venture to decide; but certain it was his head was phrenologically an excellent one. It may seem ridiculous, but it reminded me of General Washington's head, as seen in the popular busts of him. It had the same long regularly graded retreating slope from above the brows, which were likewise very projecting, like two long promontories thickly wooded on top. Queequeg was George Washington cannibalistically developed.
Whilst I was thus closely scanning him, half-pretending meanwhile to be looking out at the storm from the casement, he never heeded my presence, never troubled himself with so much as a single glance; but appeared wholly occupied with counting the pages of the marvellous book. Considering how sociably we had been sleeping together the night previous, and especially considering the affectionate arm I had found thrown over me upon waking in the morning, I thought this indifference of his
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very strange. But savages are strange beings; at times you do not know exactly how to take them. At first they are overawing; their calm self-collectedness of simplicity seems a Socratic wisdom. I had noticed also that Queequeg never consorted at all, or but very little, with the other seamen in the inn. He made no advances whatever; appeared to have no desire to enlarge the circle of his acquaintances. All this struck me as mighty singular; yet, upon second thoughts, there was something almost sublime in it. Here was a man some twenty thousand miles from home, by the way of Cape Horn, that is -- which was the only way he could get there -- thrown among people as strange to him as though he were in the planet Jupiter; and yet he seemed entirely at his ease; preserving the utmost serenity; content with his own companionship; always equal to himself. Surely this was a touch of fine philosophy; though no doubt he had never heard there was such a thing as that. But, perhaps, to be true philosophers, we mortals should not be conscious of so living or so striving. So soon as I hear that such or such a man gives himself out for a philosopher, I conclude that, like the dyspeptic old woman, he must have 'broken his digester.'
As I sat there in that now lonely room; the fire burning low, in that mild stage when, after its first intensity has warmed the air, it then only glows to be looked at; the evening shades and phantoms gathering round the casements, and peering in upon us silent, solitary twain; the storm booming without in solemn swells; I began to be sensible of strange feelings. I felt a melting in me. No more my splintered heart and maddened hand were turned against the wolfish world. This soothing savage had redeemed it. There he sat, his very indifference speaking a nature in which there lurked no civilized hypocrisies and bland deceits. Wild he was; a very sight of sights to see; yet I began to feel myself mysteriously drawn towards him. And those same things that would have repelled most others, they were the very magnets that thus drew me. I'll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy. I drew my bench near him, and made some friendly signs and hints, doing my best to talk with him meanwhile. At first he little noticed these advances; but presently, upon my referring to his last
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night's hospitalities, he made out to ask me whether we were again to be bedfellows. I told him yes; whereat I thought he looked pleased, perhaps a little complimented.
We then turned over the book together, and I endeavored to explain to him the purpose of the printing, and the meaning of the few pictures that were in it. Thus I soon engaged his interest; and from that we went to jabbering the best we could about the various outer sights to be seen in this famous town. Soon I proposed a social smoke; and, producing his pouch and tomahawk, he quietly offered me a puff. And then we sat exchanging puffs from that wild pipe of his, and keeping it regularly passing between us.
If there yet lurked any ice of indifference towards me in the Pagan's breast, this pleasant, genial smoke we had, soon thawed it out, and left us cronies. He seemed to take to me quite as naturally and unbiddenly as I to him; and when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married; meaning, in his country's phrase, that we were bosom friends; he would gladly die for me, if need should be. In a countryman, this sudden flame of friendship would have seemed far too premature, a thing to be much distrusted; but in this simple savage those old rules would not apply.
After supper, and another social chat and smoke, we went to our room together. He made me a present of his embalmed head; took out his enormous tobacco wallet, and groping under the tobacco, drew out some thirty dollars in silver; then spreading them on the table, and mechanically dividing them into two equal portions, pushed one of them towards me, and said it was mine. I was going to remonstrate; but he silenced me by pouring them into my trowsers' pockets. I let them stay. He then went about his evening prayers, took out his idol, and removed the paper fireboard. By certain signs and symptoms, I thought he seemed anxious for me to join him; but well knowing what was to follow, I deliberated a moment whether, in case he invited me, I would comply or otherwise.
I was a good Christian; born and bred in the bosom of the infallible Presbyterian Church. How then could I unite with
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this wild idolator in worshipping his piece of wood? But what is worship? thought I. Do you suppose now, Ishmael, that the magnanimous God of heaven and earth -- pagans and all included -- can possibly be jealous of an insignificant bit of black wood? Impossible! But what is worship? -- to do the will of God -- that is worship. And what is the will of God? -- to do to my fellow man what I would have my fellow man to do to me -- that is the will of God. Now, Queequeg is my fellow man. And what do I wish that this Queequeg would do to me? Why, unite with me in my particular Presbyterian form of worship. consequently, I must then unite with him in his; ergo, I must turn idolator. So I kindled the shavings; helped prop up the innocent little idol; offered him burnt biscuit with Queequeg; salamed before him twice or thrice; kissed his nose; and that done, we undressed and went to bed, at peace with our own consciences and all the world. But we did not go to sleep without some little chat.
How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends. Man and wife, they say, there open the very bottom of their souls to each other; and some old couples often lie and chat over old times till nearly morning. Thus, then, in our hearts' honeymoon, lay I and Queequeg -- a cosy, loving pair.
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Chapter xi
NIGHTGOWN
We had lain thus in bed, chatting and napping at short intervals, and Queequeg now and then affectionately throwing his brown tattooed legs over mine, and then drawing them back; so entirely sociable and free and easy were we; when, at last, by reason of our confabulations, what little nappishness remained in us altogether departed, and we felt like getting up again, though day-break was yet some way down the future.
Yes, we became very wakeful; so much so that our recumbent
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position began to grow wearisome, and by little and little we found ourselves sitting up; the clothes well tucked around us, leaning against the head-board with our four knees drawn up close together, and our two noses bending over them, as if our knee-pans were warming-pans. We felt very nice and snug, the more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room. The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. But if, like Queequeg and me in the bed, the tip of your nose or the crown of your head be slightly chilled, why then, indeed, in the general consciousness you feel most delightfully and unmistakably warm. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.
We had been sitting in this crouching manner for some time, when all at once I thought I would open my eyes; for when between sheets, whether by day or by night, and whether asleep or awake, I have a way of always keeping my eyes shut, in order the more to concentrate the snugness of being in bed. Because no man can ever feel his own identity aright except his eyes be closed; as if darkness were indeed the proper element of our essences, though light be more congenial to our clayey part. Upon opening my eyes then, and coming out of my own pleasant and self-created darkness into the imposed and coarse outer gloom of the unilluminated twelve-o'clock-at-night, I experienced a disagreeable revulsion. Nor did I at all object to the hint from Queequeg that perhaps it were best to strike a light, seeing that we were so wide awake; and besides he felt a strong desire to have a few quiet puffs from his Tomahawk. Be it said, that though I had felt such a strong repugnance to his smoking in
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the bed the night before, yet see how elastic our stiff prejudices grow when love once comes to bend them. For now I liked nothing better than to have Queequeg smoking by me, even in bed, because he seemed to be full of such serene household joy then. I no more felt unduly concerned for the landlord's policy of insurance. I was only alive to the condensed confidential comfortableness of sharing a pipe and a blanket with a real friend. With our shaggy jackets drawn about our shoulders, we now passed the Tomahawk from one to the other, till slowly there grew over us a blue hanging tester of smoke, illuminated by the flame of the new-lit lamp.
Whether it was that this undulating tester rolled the savage away to far distant scenes, I know not, but he now spoke of his native island; and, eager to hear his history, I begged him to go on and tell it. He gladly complied. Though at the time I but ill comprehended not a few of his words, yet subsequent disclosures, when I had become more familiar with his broken phraseology, now enable me to present the whole story such as it may prove in the mere skeleton I give.
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Chapter xii
BIOGRAPHICAL
Queequeg was a native of Kokovoko, an island far away to the West and South. It is not down in any map; true places never are.
When a new-hatched savage running wild about his native woodlands in a grass clout, followed by the nibbling goats, as if he were a green sapling; even then, in Queequeg's ambitious soul, lurked a strong desire to see something more of Christendom than a specimen whaler or two. His father was a High Chief, a King; his uncle a High Priest; and on the maternal side he boasted aunts who were the wives of unconquerable warriors. There was excellent blood in his veins -- royal stuff; though
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sadly vitiated, I fear, by the cannibal propensity he nourished in his untutored youth.
A Sag Harbor ship visited his father's bay, and Queequeg sought a passage to Christian lands. But the ship, having her full complement of seamen, spurned his suit; and not all the King his father's influence could prevail. But Queequeg vowed a vow. Alone in his canoe, he paddled off to a distant strait, which he knew the ship must pass through when she quitted the island. On one side was a coral reef; on the other a low tongue of land, covered with mangrove thickets that grew out into the water. Hiding his canoe, still afloat, among these thickets, with its prow seaward, he sat down in the stern, paddle low in hand; and when the ship was gliding by, like a flash he darted out; gained her side; with one backward dash of his foot capsized and sank his canoe; climbed up the chains; and throwing himself at full length upon the deck, grappled a ringbolt there, and swore not to let it go, though hacked in pieces.
In vain the captain threatened to throw him overboard; suspended a cutlass over his naked wrists; Queequeg was the son of a King, and Queequeg budged not. Struck by his desperate dauntlessness, and his wild desire to visit Christendom, the captain at last relented, and told him he might make himself at home. But this fine young savage -- this sea Prince of Wales, never saw the captain's cabin. They put him down among the sailors, and made a whaleman of him. But like Czar Peter content to toil in the shipyards of foreign cities, Queequeg disdained no seeming ignominy, if thereby he might happily gain the power of enlightening his untutored countrymen. For at bottom -- so he told me -- he was actuated by a profound desire to learn among the Christians, the arts whereby to make his people still happier than they were; and more than that, still better than they were. But, alas! the practices of whalemen soon convinced him that even Christians could be both miserable and wicked; infinitely more so, than all his father's heathens. Arrived at last in old Sag Harbor; and seeing what the sailors did there; and then going on to Nantucket, and seeing how they spent their wages in that place also, poor Queequeg gave it up for lost. Thought he, it's a wicked world in all meridians; I'll die a pagan.
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And thus an old idolator at heart, he yet lived among these Christians, wore their clothes, and tried to talk their gibberish. Hence the queer ways about him, though now some time from home.
By hints, I asked him whether he did not propose going back, and having a coronation; since he might now consider his father dead and gone, he being very old and feeble at the last accounts. He answered no, not yet; and added that he was fearful Christianity, or rather Christians, had unfitted him for ascending the pure and undefiled throne of thirty pagan Kings before him. But by and by, he said, he would return, -- as soon as he felt himself baptized again. For the nonce, however, he proposed to sail about, and sow his wild oats in all four oceans. They had made a harpooneer of him, and that barbed iron was in lieu of a sceptre now.
I asked him what might be his immediate purpose, touching his future movements. He answered, to go to sea again, in his old vocation. Upon this, I told him that whaling was my own design, and informed him of my intention to sail out of Nantucket, as being the most promising port for an adventurous whaleman to embark from. He at once resolved to accompany me to that island, ship aboard the same vessel, get into the same watch, the same boat, the same mess with me, in short to share my every hap; with both my hands in his, boldly dip into the Potluck of both worlds. To all this I joyously assented; for besides the affection I now felt for Queequeg, he was an experienced harpooneer, and as such, could not fail to be of great usefulness to one, who, like me, was wholly ignorant of the mysteries of whaling, though well acquainted with the sea, as known to merchant seamen.
His story being ended with his pipe's last dying puff, Queequeg embraced me, pressed his forehead against mine, and blowing out the light, we rolled over from each other, this way and that, and very soon were sleeping.
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Chapter xiii
WHEELBARROW
Next morning, Monday, after disposing of the embalmed head to a barber, for a block, I settled my own and comrade's bill; using, however, my comrade's money. The grinning landlord, as well as the boarders, seemed amazingly tickled at the sudden friendship which had sprung up between me and Queequeg -- especially as Peter Coffin's cock and bull stories about him had previously so much alarmed me concerning the very person whom I now companied with.
We borrowed a wheelbarrow, and embarking our things, including my own poor carpet-bag, and Queequeg's canvas sack and hammock, away we went down to 'the Moss,' the little Nantucket packet schooner moored at the wharf. As we were going along the people stared; not at Queequeg so much -- for they were used to seeing cannibals like him in their streets, -- but at seeing him and me upon such confidential terms. But we heeded them not, going along wheeling the barrow by turns, and Queequeg now and then stopping to adjust the sheath on his harpoon barbs. I asked him why he carried such a troublesome thing with him ashore, and whether all whaling ships did not find their own harpoons. To this, in substance, he replied, that though what I hinted was true enough, yet he had a particular affection for his own harpoon, because it was of assured stuff, well tried in many a mortal combat, and deeply intimate with the hearts of whales. In short, like many inland reapers and mowers, who go into the farmers' meadows armed with their own scythes -- though in no wise obliged to furnished them -- even so, Queequeg, for his own private reasons, preferred his own harpoon.
Shifting the barrow from my hand to his, he told me a funny story about the first wheelbarrow he had ever seen. It was in Sag Harbor. The owners of his ship, it seems, had lent him one,
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in which to carry his heavy chest to his boarding house. Not to seem ignorant about the thing -- though in truth he was entirely so, concerning the precise way in which to manage the barrow -- Queequeg puts his chest upon it; lashes it fast; and then shoulders the barrow and marches up the wharf. 'Why,' said I, 'Queequeg, you might have known better than that, one would think. Didn't the people laugh?'
Upon this, he told me another story. The people of his island of Rokovoko, it seems, at their wedding feasts express the fragrant water of young cocoanuts into a large stained calabash like a punchbowl; and this punchbowl always forms the great central ornament on the braided mat where the feast is held. Now a certain grand merchant ship once touched at Rokovoko, and its commander -- from all accounts, a very stately punctilious gentleman, at least for a sea captain -- this commander was invited to the wedding feast of Queequeg's sister, a pretty young princess just turned of ten. Well; when all the wedding guests were assembled at the bride's bamboo cottage, this Captain marches in, and being assigned the post of honor, placed himself over against the punchbowl, and between the High Priest and his majesty the King, Queequeg's father. Grace being said, -- for those people have their grace as well as we -- though Queequeg told me that unlike us, who at such times look downwards to our platters, they, on the contrary, copying the ducks, glance upwards to the great Giver of all feasts -- Grace, I say, being said, the High Priest opens the banquet by the immemorial ceremony of the island; that is, dipping his consecrated and consecrating fingers into the bowl before the blessed beverage circulates. Seeing himself placed next the Priest, and noting the ceremony, and thinking himself -- being Captain of a ship -- as having plain precedence over a mere island King, especially in the King's own house -- the Captain coolly proceeds to wash his hands in the punch bowl; -- taking it i suppose for a huge finger-glass. 'Now,' said Queequeg, 'what you tink now, -- Didn't our people laugh?'
At last, passage paid, and luggage safe, we stood on board the schooner. Hoisting sail, it glided down the Acushnet river. On
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one side, New Bedford rose in terraces of streets, their ice- covered trees all glittering in the clear, cold air. Huge hills and mountains of casks on casks were piled upon her wharves, and side by side the world-wandering whale ships lay silent and safely moored at last; while from others came a sound of carpenters and coopers, with blended noises of fires and forges to melt the pitch, all betokening that new cruises were on the start; that one most perilous and long voyage ended, only begins a second; and a second ended, only begins a third, and so on, for ever and for aye. Such is the endlessness, yea, the intolerableness of all earthly effort.
Gaining the more open water, the bracing breeze waxed fresh; the little Moss tossed the quick foam from her bows, as a young colt his snortings. How I snuffed that Tartar air! -- how I spurned that turnpike earth! -- that common highway all over dented with the marks of slavish heels and hoofs; and turned me to admire the magnanimity of the sea which will permit no records.
At the same foam-fountain, Queequeg seemed to drink and reel with me. His dusky nostrils swelled apart; he showed his filed and pointed teeth. On, on we flew, and our offing gained, the Moss did homage to the blast; ducked and dived her brows as a slave before the Sultan. Sideways leaning, we sideways darted; every ropeyarn tingling like a wire; the two tall masts buckling like Indian canes in land tornadoes. So full of this reeling scene were we, as we stood by the plunging bowsprit, that for some time we did not notice the jeering glances of the passengers, a lubber-like assembly, who marvelled that two fellow beings should be so companionable; as though a white man were anything more dignified than a whitewashed negro. But there were some boobies and bumpkins there, who, by their intense greenness, must have come from the heart and centre of all verdure. Queequeg caught one of these young saplings mimicking him behind his back. I thought the bumpkin's hour of doom was come. Dropping his harpoon, the brawny savage caught him in his arms, and by an almost miraculous dexterity and strength, sent him high up bodily into the air; then slightly
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tapping his stern in mid-somerset, the fellow landed with bursting lungs upon his feet, while Queequeg, turning his back upon him, lighted his tomahawk pipe and passed it to me for a puff.
'Capting! Capting!' yelled the bumpkin, running towards that officer; 'Capting, Capting, here's the devil.'
'Hallo, you sir,' cried the Captain, a gaunt rib of the sea, stalking up to Queequeg, 'what in thunder do you mean by that? Don't you know you might have killed that chap?'
'What him say?' said Queequeg, as he mildly turned to me.
'He say,' said I, 'that you came near kill-e that man there,' pointing to the still shivering greenhorn.
'Kill-e,' cried Queequeg, twisting his tattooed face into an unearthly expression of disdain, 'ah! him bevy small-e fish-e; Queequeg no kill-e so small-e fish-e; Queequeg kill-e big whale!'
'Look you,' roared the Captain, 'I'll kill-e you, you cannibal, if you try any more of your tricks aboard here; so mind your eye.'
But it so happened just then, that it was high time for the Captain to mind his own eye. The prodigious strain upon the main-sail had parted the weather-sheet, and the tremendous boom was now flying from side to side, completely sweeping the entire after part of the deck. The poor fellow whom Queequeg had handled so roughly, was swept overboard; all hands were in a panic; and to attempt snatching at the boom to stay it, seemed madness. It flew from right to left, and back again, almost in one ticking of a watch, and every instant seemed on the point of snapping into splinters. Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done; those on deck rushed towards the bows, and stood eyeing the boom as if it were the lower jaw of an exasperated whale. In the midst of this consternation, Queequeg dropped deftly to his knees, and crawling under the path of the boom, whipped hold of a rope, secured one end to the bulwarks, and then flinging the other like a lasso, caught it round the boom as it swept over his head, and at the next jerk, the spar was that way trapped, and all was safe. The schooner was run into the wind, and while the hands were clearing away the stern boat, Queequeg, stripped to the waist, darted from the side with a long living arc of a leap. For three
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minutes or more he was seen swimming like a dog, throwing his long arms straight out before him, and by turns revealing his brawny shoulders through the freezing foam. I looked at the grand and glorious fellow, but saw no one to be saved. The greenhorn had gone down. Shooting himself perpendicularly from the water, Queequeg now took an instant's glance around him, and seeming to see just how matters were, dived down and disappeared. A few minutes more, and he rose again, one arm still striking out, and with the other dragging a lifeless form. The boat soon picked them up. The poor bumpkin was restored. All hands voted Queequeg a noble trump; the captain begged his pardon. From that hour I clove to Queequeg like a barnacle; yea, till poor Queequeg took his last long dive.
Was there ever such unconsciousness? He did not seem to think that he at all deserved a medal from the Humane and Magnanimous Societies. He only asked for water -- fresh water -- something to wipe the brine off; that done, he put on dry clothes, lighted his pipe, and leaning against the bulwarks, and mildly eyeing those around him, seemed to be saying to himself -- 'It's a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians. We cannibals must help these Christians.'
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Chapter xiv
NANTUCKET
Nothing more happened on the passage worthy the mentioning; so, after a fine run, we safely arrived in Nantucket.
Nantucket! Take out your map and look at it. See what a real corner of
But as for Queequeg -- why, Queequeg sat there among them -- at the head of the table, too, it so chanced; as cool as an icicle. To be sure I cannot say much for his breeding. His greatest admirer could not have cordially justified his bringing his harpoon into breakfast with him, and using it there without ceremony; reaching over the table with it, to the imminent jeopardy of many heads, and grappling the beefsteaks towards him. But that was certainly very coolly done by him, and every
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one knows that in most people's estimation, to do anything coolly is to do it genteelly.
We will not speak of all Queequeg's peculiarities here; how he eschewed coffee and hot rolls, and applied his undivided attention to beefsteaks, done rare. Enough, that when breakfast was over he withdrew like the rest into the public room, lighted his tomahawk-pipe, and was sitting there quietly digesting and smoking with his inseparable hat on, when I sallied out for a stroll.
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Chapter vi
THE STREET
If I had been astonished at first catching a glimpse of so outlandish an individual as Queequeg circulating among the polite society of a civilized town, that astonishment soon departed upon taking my first daylight stroll through the streets of New Bedford.
In thoroughfares nigh the docks, any considerable seaport will frequently offer to view the queerest looking nondescripts from foreign parts. Even in Broadway and Chestnut streets, Mediterranean mariners will sometimes jostle the affrighted ladies. Regent street is not unknown to Lascars and Malays; and at Bombay, in the Apollo Green, live Yankees have often scared the natives. But New Bedford beats all Water street and Wapping. In these last-mentioned haunts you see only sailors; but in New Bedford, actual cannibals stand chatting at street corners; savages outright; many of whom yet carry on their bones unholy flesh. It makes a stranger stare.
But, besides the Feegeeans, Tongatabooarrs, Erromanggoans, Pannangians, and Brighggians, and, besides the wild specimens of the whaling-craft which unheeded reel about the streets, you will see other sights still more curious, certainly more comical.
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There weekly arrive in this town scores of green Vermonters and New Hampshire men, all athirst for gain and glory in the fishery. They are mostly young, of stalwart frames; fellows who have felled forests, and now seek to drop the axe and snatch the whale-lance. Many are as green as the Green Mountains whence they came. In some things you would think them but a few hours old. Look there! that chap strutting round the corner. He wears a beaver hat and swallow-tailed coat, girdled with a sailor-belt and sheath-knife. Here comes another with a sou'-wester and a bombazine cloak.
No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one -- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy -- a fellow that, in the dog-days, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands. Now when a country dandy like this takes it into his head to make a distinguished reputation, and joins the great whale-fishery, you should see the comical things he does upon reaching the seaport. In bespeaking his sea-outfit, he orders bell-buttons to his waistcoats; straps to his canvas trowsers. Ah, poor Hay-Seed! how bitterly will burst those straps in the first howling gale, when thou art driven, straps, buttons, and all, down the throat of the tempest.
But think not that this famous town has only harpooneers, cannibals, and bumpkins to show her visitors. Not at all. Still New Bedford is a queer place. Had it not been for us whalemen, that tract of land would this day perhaps have been in as howling condition as the coast of Labrador. As it is, parts of her back country are enough to frighten one, they look so bony. The town itself is perhaps the dearest place to live in, in all New England. It is a land of oil, true enough; but not like Canaan; a land, also, of corn and wine. The streets do not run with milk; nor in the spring-time do they pave them with fresh eggs. Yet, in spite of this, nowhere in all America will you find more patrician-like houses; parks and gardens more opulent, than in New Bedford. Whence came they? how planted upon this once scraggy scoria of a country?
Go and gaze upon the iron emblematical harpoons round yonder lofty mansion, and your question will be answered. Yes; all these brave houses and flowery gardens came from the
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Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian oceans. One and all, they were harpooned and dragged up hither from the bottom of the sea. Can Herr Alexander perform a feat like that?
In New Bedford, fathers, they say, give whales for dowers to their daughters, and portion off their nieces with a few porpoises a- piece. You must go to New Bedford to see a brilliant wedding; for, they say, they have reservoirs of oil in every house, and every night recklessly burn their lengths in spermaceti candles.
In summer time, the town is sweet to see; full of fine maples -- long avenues of green and gold. And in August, high in air, the beautiful and bountiful horse-chestnuts, candelabra-wise, proffer the passer-by their tapering upright cones of congregated blossoms. So omnipotent is art; which in many a district of New Bedford has superinduced bright terraces of flowers upon the barren refuse rocks thrown aside at creation's final day.
And the women of New Bedford, they bloom like their own red roses. But roses only bloom in summer; whereas the fine carnation of their cheeks is perennial as sunlight in the seventh heavens. Elsewhere match that bloom of theirs, ye cannot, save in Salem, where they tell me the young girls breathe such musk, their sailor sweethearts smell them miles off shore, as though they were drawing nigh the odorous Moluccas instead of the Puritanic sands.
Chapter vii
THE CHAPEL
In this same New Bedford there stands a Whaleman's Chapel, and few are the moody fishermen, shortly bound for the Indian Ocean or Pacific, who fail to make a Sunday visit to the spot. I am sure that I did not.
Returning from my first morning stroll, I again sallied out upon this special errand. The sky had changed from clear,
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sunny cold, to driving sleet and mist. Wrapping myself in my shaggy jacket of the cloth called bearskin, I fought my way against the stubborn storm. Entering, I found a small scattered congregation of sailors, and sailors' wives and widows. A muffled silence reigned, only broken at times by the shrieks of the storm. Each silent worshipper seemed purposely sitting apart from the other, as if each silent grief were insular and incommunicable. The chaplain had not yet arrived; and there these silent islands of men and women sat steadfastly eyeing several marble tablets, with black borders, masoned into the wall on either side the pulpit. Three of them ran something like the following, but I do not pretend to quote: -- Sacred To the Memory of JOHN TALBOT, Who, at the age of eighteen, was lost overboard Near the Isle of Desolation, off Patagonia November 1st, 1836. This Tablet Is erected to his Memory By his Sister. Sacred To the Memory of ROBERT LONG, WILLIS ELLERY, NATHAN COLEMAN, WALTER CANNY, SETH MACY, AND SAMUEL GLEIG, Forming one of the boats' crews of the Ship Eliza Who were towed out of sight by a Whale, On the Off-shore Ground in the Pacific, December 31st, 1839. This Marble Is here placed by their surviving Shipmates.
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Sacred To the Memory of The late CAPTAIN EZEKIEL HARDY, Who in the bows of his boat was killed by al. Sperm Whale on the coast of Japan, August 3rd, 1833. This Tablet Is erected to his Memory by His Widow.
Shaking off the sleet from my ice-glazed hat and jacket, I seated myself near the door, and turning sideways was surprised to see Queequeg near me. Affected by the solemnity of the scene, there was a wondering gaze of incredulous curiosity in his countenance. This savage was the only person present who seemed to notice my entrance; because he was the only one who could not read, and, therefore, was not reading those frigid inscriptions on the wall. Whether any of the relatives of the seamen whose names appeared there were now among the congregation, I knew not; but so many are the unrecorded accidents in the fishery, and so plainly did several women present wear the countenance if not the trappings of some unceasing grief, that I feel sure that here before me were assembled those, in whose unhealing hearts the sight of those bleak tablets sympathetically caused the old wounds to bleed afresh.
Oh! ye whose dead lie buried beneath the green grass; who standing among flowers can say -- here, here lies my beloved; ye know not the desolation that broods in bosoms like these. What bitter blanks in those black-bordered marbles which cover no ashes! What despair in those immovable inscriptions! What deadly voids and unbidden infidelities in the lines that seem to gnaw upon all Faith, and refuse resurrections to the beings who have placelessly perished without a grave. As well might those tablets stand in the cave of Elephanta as here.
In what census of living creatures, the dead of mankind are included; why it is that a universal proverb says of them, that
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they tell no tales, though containing more secrets than the Goodwin Sands; how it is that to his name who yesterday departed for the other world, we prefix so significant and infidel a word, and yet do not thus entitle him, if he but embarks for the remotest Indies of this living earth; why the Life Insurance Companies pay death- forfeitures upon immortals; in what eternal, unstirring paralysis, and deadly, hopeless trance, yet lies antique Adam who died sixty round centuries ago; how it is that we still refuse to be comforted for those who we nevertheless maintain are dwelling in unspeakable bliss; why all the living so strive to hush all the dead; wherefore but the rumor of a knocking in a tomb will terrify a whole city. All these things are not without their meanings.
But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.
It needs scarcely to be told, with what feelings, on the eve of a Nantucket voyage, I regarded those marble tablets, and by the murky light of that darkened, doleful day read the fate of the whalemen who had gone before me, Yes, Ishmael, the same fate may be thine. But somehow I grew merry again. Delightful inducements to embark, fine chance for promotion, it seems -- aye, a stove boat will make me an immortal by brevet. Yes, there is death in this business of whaling -- a speechlessly quick chaotic bundling of a man into Eternity. But what then? Methinks we have hugely mistaken this matter of Life and Death. Methinks that what they call my shadow here on earth is my true substance. Methinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water, and thinking that thick water the thinnest of air. Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me. And therefore three cheers for Nantucket; and come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove himself cannot.
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Chapter viii
THE PULPIT
I had not been seated very long ere a man of a certain venerable robustness entered; immediately as the storm- pelted door flew back upon admitting him, a quick regardful eyeing of him by all the congregation, sufficiently attested that this fine old man was the chaplain. Yes, it was the famous Father Mapple, so called by the whalemen, among whom he was a very great favorite. He had been a sailor and a harpooneer in his youth, but for many years past had dedicated his life to the ministry. At the time I now write of, Father Mapple was in the hardy winter of a healthy old age; that sort of old age which seems merging into a second flowering youth, for among all the fissures of his wrinkles, there shone certain mild gleams of a newly developing bloom -- the spring verdure peeping forth even beneath February's snow. No one having previously heard his history, could for the first time behold Father Mapple without the utmost interest, because there were certain engrafted clerical peculiarities about him, imputable to that adventurous maritime life he had led. When he entered I observed that he carried no umbrella, and certainly had not come in his carriage, for his tarpaulin hat ran down with melting sleet, and his great pilot cloth jacket seemed almost to drag him to the floor with the weight of the water it had absorbed. However, hat and coat and overshoes were one by one removed, and hung up in a little space in an adjacent corner; when, arrayed in a decent suit, he quietly approached the pulpit.
Like most old fashioned pulpits, it was a very lofty one, and since a regular stairs to such a height would, by its long angle with the floor, seriously contract the already small area of the chapel, the architect, it seemed, had acted upon the hint of Father Mapple, and finished the pulpit without a stairs, substituting a perpendicular side ladder, like those used in mounting
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a ship from a boat at sea. The wife of a whaling captain had provided the chapel with a handsome pair of red worsted man-ropes for this ladder, which, being itself nicely headed, and stained with a mahogany color, the whole contrivance, considering what manner of chapel it was, seemed by no means in bad taste. Halting for an instant at the foot of the ladder, and with both hands grasping the ornamental knobs of the man-ropes, Father Mapple cast a look upwards, and then with a truly sailorlike but still reverential dexterity, hand over hand, mounted the steps as if ascending the main-top of his vessel.
The perpendicular parts of this side ladder, as is usually the case with swinging ones, were of cloth-covered rope, only the rounds were of wood, so that at every step there was a joint. At my first glimpse of the pulpit, it had not escaped me that however convenient for a ship, these joints in the present instance seemed unnecessary. For I was not prepared to see Father Mapple after gaining the height, slowly turn round, and stooping over the pulpit, deliberately drag up the ladder step by step, till the whole was deposited within, leaving him impregnable in his little Quebec.
I pondered some time without fully comprehending the reason for this. Father Mapple enjoyed such a wide reputation for sincerity and sanctity, that I could not suspect him of courting notoriety by any mere tricks of the stage. No, thought I, there must be some sober reason for this thing; furthermore, it must symbolize something unseen. Can it be, then, that by that act of physical isolation, he signifies his spiritual withdrawal for the time, from all outward worldly ties and connexions? Yes, for replenished with the meat and wine of the word, to the faithful man of God, this pulpit, I see, is a self- containing stronghold -- a lofty Ehrenbreitstein, with a perennial well of water within the walls.
But the side ladder was not the only strange feature of the place, borrowed from the chaplain's former sea-farings. Between the marble cenotaphs on either hand of the pulpit, the wall which formed its back was adorned with a large painting representing a gallant ship beating against a terrible storm off a lee coast of black rocks and snowy breakers. But high above the
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flying scud and dark-rolling clouds, there floated a little isle of sunlight, from which beamed forth an angel's face; and this bright face shed a distinct spot of radiance upon the ship's tossed deck, something like that silver plate now inserted into the Victory's plank where Nelson fell. 'Ah, noble ship,' the angel seemed to say, 'beat on, beat on, thou noble ship, and bear a hardy helm; for lo! the sun is breaking through; the clouds are rolling off -- serenest azure is at hand.'
Nor was the pulpit itself without a trace of the same sea-taste that had achieved the ladder and the picture. Its panelled front was in the likeness of a ship's bluff bows, and the Holy Bible rested on the projecting piece of scroll work, fashioned after a ship's fiddle-headed beak.
What could be more full of meaning? -- for the pulpit is ever this earth's foremost part; all the rest comes in its rear; the pulpit leads the world. From thence it is the storm of God's quick wrath is first descried, and the bow must bear the earliest brunt. From thence it is the God of breezes fair or foul is first invoked for favorable winds. Yes, the world's a ship on its passage out, and not a voyage complete; and the pulpit is its prow.
Chapter ix
THE SERMON
Father Mapple rose, and in a mild voice of unassuming authority ordered the scattered people to condense. 'Starboard gangway, there! side away to larboard -- larboard gangway to starboard! Midships! midships!'
There was a low rumbling of heavy sea-boots among the benches, and a still slighter shuffling of women's shoes, and all was quiet again, and every eye on the preacher.
He paused a little; then kneeling in the pulpit's bows, folded his large brown hands across his chest, uplifted his closed eyes,
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and offered a prayer so deeply devout that he seemed kneeling and praying at the bottom of the sea.
This ended, in prolonged solemn tones, like the continual tolling of a bell in a ship that is foundering at sea in a fog -- in such tones he commenced reading the following hymn; but changing his manner towards the concluding stanzas, burst forth with a pealing exultation and joy --
'The ribs and terrors in the whale,
Arched over me a dismal gloom,
While all God's sun-lit waves rolled by,
And lift me deepening down to doom.
'I saw the opening maw of hell,
With endless pains and sorrows there;
Which none but they that feel can tell --
Oh, I was plunging to despair.
'In black distress, I called my God,
When I could scarce believe him mine,
He bowed his ear to my complaints --
No more the whale did me confine.
With speed he flew to my relief,
As on a radiant dolphin borne;
Awful, yet bright, as lightning shone
The face of my Deliverer God.
'My song for ever shall record
That terrible, that joyful hour;
I give the glory to my God,
His all the mercy and the power.'
Nearly all joined in singing this hymn, which swelled high above the howling of the storm. A brief pause ensued; the preacher slowly turned over the leaves of the Bible, and at last, folding his hand down upon the proper page, said: 'Beloved shipmates, clinch the last verse of the first chapter of Jonah -- "And God had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah."
'Shipmates, this book, containing only four chapters -- four yarns -- is one of the smallest strands in the mighty cable of the Scriptures. Yet what depths of the soul does Jonah's deep sealine sound! what a pregnant lesson to us is this prophet! What
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a noble thing is that canticle in the fish's belly! How billow- like and boisterously grand! We feel the floods surging over us; we sound with him to the kelpy bottom of the waters; sea-weed and all the slime of the sea is about us! But what is this lesson that the book of Jonah teaches? Shipmates, it is a two- stranded lesson; a lesson to us all as sinful men, and a lesson to me as a pilot of the living God. As sinful men, it is a lesson to us all, because it is a story of the sin, hard-heartedness, suddenly awakened fears, the swift punishment, repentance, prayers, and finally the deliverance and joy of Jonah. As with all sinners among men, the sin of this son of Amittai was in his wilful disobedience of the command of God -- never mind now what that command was, or how conveyed -- which he found a hard command. But all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do -- remember that -- and hence, he oftener commands us than endeavors to persuade. And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.
'With this sin of disobedience in him, Jonah still further flouts at God, by seeking to flee from Him. He thinks that a ship made by men, will carry him into countries where God does not reign, but only the Captains of this earth. He skulks about the wharves of Joppa, and seeks a ship that's bound for Tarshish. There lurks, perhaps, a hitherto unheeded meaning here. By all accounts Tarshish could have been no other city than the modern Cadiz. That's the opinion of learned men. And where is Cadiz, shipmates? Cadiz is in Spain; as far by water, from Joppa, as Jonah could possibly have sailed in those ancient days, when the Atlantic was an almost unknown sea. Because Joppa, the modern Jaffa, shipmates, is on the most easterly coast of the Mediterranean, the Syrian; and Tarshish or Cadiz more than two thousand miles to the westward from that, just outside the Straits of Gibraltar. See ye not then, shipmates, that Jonah sought to flee world-wide from God? Miserable man! Oh! most contemptible and worthy of all scorn; with slouched hat and guilty eye, skulking from his God; prowling among the shipping like a vile burglar hastening to cross the seas. So disordered, self-condemning is his look, that had there been policemen in
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those days, Jonah, on the mere suspicion of something wrong, had been arrested ere he touched a deck. How plainly he's a fugitive! no baggage, not a hat-box, valise, or carpet-bag, -- no friends accompany him to the wharf with their adieux. At last, after much dodging search, he finds the Tarshish ship receiving the last items of her cargo; and as he steps on board to see its Captain in the cabin, all the sailors for the moment desist from hoisting in the goods, to mark the stranger's evil eye. Jonah sees this; but in vain he tries to look all ease and confidence; in vain essays his wretched smile. Strong intuitions of the man assure the mariners he can be no innocent. In their gamesome but still serious way, one whispers to the other -- "Jack, he's robbed a widow;" or,"Joe, do you mark him; he's a bigamist;" or,"Harry lad, I guess he's the adulterer that broke jail in old Gomorrah, or belike, one of the missing murderers from Sodom." Another runs to read the bill that's stuck against the spile upon the wharf to which the ship is moored, offering five hundred gold coins for the apprehension of a parricide, and containing a description of his person. He reads, and looks from Jonah to the bill; while all his sympathetic shipmates now crowd round Jonah, prepared to lay their hands upon him. Frighted Jonah trembles, and summoning all his boldness to his face, only looks so much the more a coward. He will not confess himself suspected; but that itself is strong suspicion. So he makes the best of it; and when the sailors find him not to be the man that is advertised, they let him pass, and he descends into the cabin.
'"Who's there?" cries the Captain at his busy desk, hurriedly making out his papers for the Customs -- "Who's there?" Oh! how that harmless question mangles Jonah! For the instant he almost turns to flee again. But he rallies. "I seek a passage in this ship to Tarshish; how soon sail ye, sir?" Thus far the busy captain had not looked up to Jonah, though the man now stands before him; but no sooner does he hear that hollow voice, than he darts a scrutinizing glance. "We sail with the next coming tide," at last he slowly answered, still intently eyeing him. "No sooner, sir?" -- "Soon enough for any honest man that goes a passenger." Ha! Jonah, that's another stab. But he swiftly calls away the Captain from that scent. "I'll sail with ye," -- he says, -- "the passage
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money, how much is that, -- I'll pay now." For it is particularly written, shipmates, as if it were a thing not to be overlooked in this history,"that he paid the fare thereof" ere the craft did sail. And taken with the context, this is full of meaning.
'Now Jonah's Captain, shipmates, was one whose discernment detects crime in any, but whose cupidity exposes it only in the penniless. In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers. So Jonah's Captain prepares to test the length of Jonah's purse, ere he judge him openly. He charges him thrice the usual sum; and it's assented to. Then the Captain knows that Jonah is a fugitive; but at the same time resolves to help a flight that paves its rear with gold. Yet when Jonah fairly takes out his purse, prudent suspicions still molest the Captain. He rings every coin to find a counterfeit. Not a forger, any way, he mutters; and Jonah is put down for his passage. "Point out my state-room, Sir," says Jonah now. "I'm travel-weary; I need sleep." "Thou look'st like it," says the Captain, "there's thy room." Jonah enters, and would lock the door, but the lock contains no key. Hearing him foolishly fumbling there, the Captain laughs lowly to himself, and mutters something about the doors of convicts' cells being never allowed to be locked within. All dressed and dusty as he is, Jonah throws himself into his berth, and finds the little state-room ceiling almost resting on his forehead. The air is close, and Jonah gasps. then, in that contracted hole, sunk, too, beneath the ship's water-line, Jonah feels the heralding presentiment of that stifling hour, when the whale shall hold him in the smallest of his bowel's wards.
'Screwed at its axis against the side, a swinging lamp slightly oscillates in Jonah's room; and the ship, heeling over towards the wharf with the weight of the last bales received, the lamp, flame and all, though in slight motion, still maintains a permanent obliquity with reference to the room; though, in truth, infallibly straight itself, it but made obvious the false, lying levels among which it hung. The lamp alarms and frightens Jonah; as lying in his berth his tormented eyes roll round the place, and this thus far successful fugitive finds no refuge for his restless glance. But that contradiction in the lamp more and
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more appals him. The floor, the ceiling, and the side, are all awry. "Oh! so my conscience hangs in me!" he groans, "straight upward, so it burns; but the chambers of my soul are all in crookedness!"
'Like one who after a night of drunken revelry hies to his bed, still reeling, but with conscience yet pricking him, as the plungings of the Roman race- horse but so much the more strike his steel tags into him; as one who in that miserable plight still turns and turns in giddy anguish, praying God for annihilation until the fit be passed; and at last amid the whirl of woe he feels, a deep stupor steals over him, as over the man who bleeds to death, for conscience is the wound, and there's naught to staunch it; so, after sore wrestlings in his berth, Jonah's prodigy of ponderous misery drags him drowning down to sleep.
'And now the time of tide has come; the ship casts off her cables; and from the deserted wharf the uncheered ship for Tarshish, all careening, glides to sea. That ship, my friends, was the first of recorded smugglers! the contraband was Jonah. but the sea rebels; he will not bear the wicked burden. A dreadful storm comes on, the ship is like to break. But now when the boatswain calls all hands to lighten her; when boxes, bales, and jars are clattering overboard; when the wind is shrieking, and the men are yelling, and every plank thunders with trampling feet right over Jonah's head; in all this raging tumult, Jonah sleeps his hideous sleep. He sees no black sky and raging sea, feels not the reeling timbers, and little hears he or heeds he the far rush of the mighty whale, which even now with open mouth is cleaving the seas after him. Aye, shipmates, Jonah was gone down into the sides of the ship -- a berth in the cabin as I have taken it, and was fast asleep. But the frightened master comes to him, and shrieks in his dead ear, "What meanest thou, O sleeper! arise!" Startled from his lethargy by that direful cry, Jonah staggers to his feet, and stumbling to the deck, grasps a shroud, to look out upon the sea. But at that moment he is sprung upon by a panther billow leaping over the bulwarks. Wave after wave thus leaps into the ship, and finding no speedy vent runs roaring fore and aft, till the mariners come nigh to drowning while yet afloat. And ever, as the white moon shows
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her affrighted face from the steep gullies in the blackness overhead, aghast Jonah sees the rearing bowsprit pointing high upward, but soon beat downward again towards the tormented deep.
'Terrors upon terrors run shouting through his soul. In all his cringing attitudes, the God-fugitive is now too plainly known. The sailors mark him; more and more certain grow their suspicions of him, and at last, fully to test the truth, by referring the whole matter to high Heaven, they fall to casting lots, to see for whose cause this great tempest was upon them. The lot is Jonah's; that discovered, then how furiously they mob him with their questions. "What is thine occupation? whence comest thou? thy country? what people?" but mark now, my shipmates, the behavior of poor Jonah. The eager mariners but ask him who he is, and where from; whereas, they not only receive an answer to those questions, but likewise another answer to a question not put by them, but the unsolicited answer is forced from Jonah by the hard hand of God that is upon him.
'"I am a Hebrew," he cries -- and then -- "I fear the Lord the God of Heaven who hath made the sea and the dry land!" Fear him, O Jonah? Aye, well mightest thou fear the Lord God then! Straightway, he now goes on to make a full confession; whereupon the mariners became more and more appalled, but still are pitiful. For when Jonah, not yet supplicating God for mercy, since he but too well knew the darkness of his deserts, -- when wretched Jonah cries out to them to take him and cast him forth into the sea, for he knew that for his sake this great tempest was upon them; they mercifully turn from him, and seek by other means to save the ship. But all in vain; the indignant gale howls louder; then, with one hand raised invokingly to God, with the other they not unreluctantly lay hold of Jonah.
'And now behold Jonah taken up as an anchor and dropped into the sea; when instantly an oily calmness floats out from the east, and the sea is still, as Jonah carries down the gale with him, leaving smooth water behind. He goes down in the whirling heart of such a masterless commotion that he scarce heeds the moment when he drops seething into the yawning jaws
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awaiting him; and the whale shoots-to all his ivory teeth, like the Lord out of the fish's belly. But observe his prayer, and so many white bolts, upon his prison. Then Jonah prayed unto learn a weighty lesson. For sinful as he is, Jonah does not weep and wail for direct deliverance. He feels that his dreadful punishment is just. He leaves all his deliverance to God, contenting himself with this, that spite of all his pains and pangs, he will still look towards His holy temple. And here, shipmates, is true and faithful repentance; not clamorous for pardon, but grateful for punishment. And how pleasing to God was this conduct in Jonah, is shown in the eventual deliverance of him from the sea and the whale. Shipmates, I do not place Jonah before you to be copied for his sin but I do place him before you as a model for repentance. Sin not; but if you do, take heed to repent of it like Jonah.'
While he was speaking these words, the howling of the shrieking, slanting storm without seemed to add new power to the preacher, who, when describing Jonah's sea-storm, seemed tossed by a storm himself. His deep chest heaved as with a ground-swell; his tossed arms seemed the warring elements at work; and the thunders that rolled away from off his swarthy brow, and the light leaping from his eye, made all his simple hearers look on him with a quick fear that was strange to them.
There now came a lull in his look, as he silently turned over the leaves of the Book once more; and, at last, standing motionless, with closed eyes, for the moment, seemed communing with God and himself.
But again he leaned over towards the people, and bowing his head lowly, with an aspect of the deepest yet manliest humility, he spake these words: 'Shipmates, God has laid but one hand upon you; both his hands press upon me. I have read ye by what murky light may be mine the lesson that Jonah teaches to all sinners; and therefore to ye, and still more to me, for I am a greater sinner than ye. And now how gladly would I come down from this mast-head and sit on the hatches there where you sit, and listen as you listen, while some one of you reads me that other and more awful lesson which Jonah teaches to me as a pilot of
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the living God. How being an anointed pilot-prophet, or speaker of true things, and bidden by the Lord to sound those unwelcome truths in the ears of a wicked Nineveh, Jonah, appalled at the hostility he should raise, fled from his mission, and sought to escape his duty and his God by taking ship at Joppa. But God is everywhere; Tarshish he never reached. As we have seen, God came upon him in the whale, and swallowed him down to living gulfs of doom, and with swift slantings tore him along"into the midst of the seas," where the eddying depths sucked him ten thousand fathoms down, and"the weeds were wrapped about his head," and all the watery world of woe bowled over him. Yet even then beyond the reach of any plummet -- "out of the belly of hell" -- when the whale grounded upon the ocean's utmost bones, even then, God heard the engulphed, repenting prophet when he cried. Then God spake unto the fish; and from the shuddering cold and blackness of the sea, the whale came breeching up towards the warm and pleasant sun, and all the delights of air and earth; and"vomited out Jonah upon the dry land;" when the word of the Lord came a second time; and Jonah, bruised and beaten -- his ears, like two sea-shells, still multitudinously murmuring of the ocean -- Jonah did the Almighty's bidding. And what was that, shipmates? To preach the Truth to the face of Falsehood! That was it!
'This, shipmates, this is that other lesson; and woe to that pilot of the living God who slights it. Woe to him whom this world charms from Gospel duty! Woe to him who seeks to pour oil upon the waters when God has brewed them into a gale! Woe to him who seeks to please rather than to appal! Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness! Woe to him who, in this world, courts not dishonor! Woe to him who would not be true, even though to be false were salvation! Yea, woe to him who, as the great Pilot Paul has it, while preaching to others is himself a castaway!'
He drooped and fell away from himself for a moment; then lifting his face to them again, showed a deep joy in his eyes, as he cried out with a heavenly enthusiasm, -- 'But oh! shipmates! on the starboard hand of every woe, there is a sure delight; and higher the top of that delight, than the bottom of the woe is
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deep. Is not the main-truck higher than the kelson is low? Delight is to him -- a far, far upward, and inward delight -- who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self. Delight is to him whose strong arms yet support him, when the ship of this base treacherous world has gone down beneath him. Delight is to him, who gives no quarter in the truth, and kills, burns, and destroys all sin though he pluck it out from under the robes of Senators and Judges. Delight, -- top-gallant delight is to him, who acknowledges no law or lord, but the Lord his God, and is only a patriot to heaven. Delight is to him, whom all the waves of the billows of the seas of the boisterous mob can never shake from this sure Keel of the Ages. And eternal delight and deliciousness will be his, who coming to lay him down, can say with his final breath -- O Father! -- chiefly known to me by Thy rod -- mortal or immortal, here I die. I have striven to be Thine, more than to be this world's, or mine own. Yet this is nothing; I leave eternity to Thee; for what is man that he should live out the lifetime of his God?'
He said no more, but slowly waving a benediction, covered his face with his hands, and so remained kneeling, till all the people had departed, and he was left alone in the place.
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Chapter x
A BOSOM FRIEND
Returning to the Spouter-Inn from the Chapel, I found Queequeg there quite alone; he having left the Chapel before the benediction some time. He was sitting on a bench before the fire, with his feet on the stove hearth, and in one hand was holding close up to his face that little negro idol of his; peering hard into its face, and with a jack-knife gently whittling away at its nose, meanwhile humming to himself in his heathenish way.
But being now interrupted, he put up the image; and pretty
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soon, going to the table, took up a large book there, and placing it on his lap began counting the pages with deliberate regularity; at every fiftieth page -- as I fancied -- stopping a moment, looking vacantly around him, and giving utterance to a long-drawn gurgling whistle of astonishment. He would then begin again at the next fifty; seeming to commence at number one each time, as though he could not count more than fifty, and it was only by such a large number of fifties being found together, that his astonishment at the multitude of pages was excited.
With much interest I sat watching him. Savage though he was, and hideously marred about the face -- at least to my taste -- his countenance yet had a something in it which was by no means disagreeable. You cannot hide the soul. Through all his unearthly tattooings, I thought I saw the traces of a simple honest heart; and in his large, deep eyes, fiery black and bold, there seemed tokens of a spirit that would dare a thousand devils. And besides all this, there was a certain lofty bearing about the Pagan, which even his uncouthness could not altogether maim. He looked like a man who had never cringed and never had had a creditor. Whether it was, too, that his head being shaved, his forehead was drawn out in freer and brighter relief, and looked more expansive than it otherwise would, this I will not venture to decide; but certain it was his head was phrenologically an excellent one. It may seem ridiculous, but it reminded me of General Washington's head, as seen in the popular busts of him. It had the same long regularly graded retreating slope from above the brows, which were likewise very projecting, like two long promontories thickly wooded on top. Queequeg was George Washington cannibalistically developed.
Whilst I was thus closely scanning him, half-pretending meanwhile to be looking out at the storm from the casement, he never heeded my presence, never troubled himself with so much as a single glance; but appeared wholly occupied with counting the pages of the marvellous book. Considering how sociably we had been sleeping together the night previous, and especially considering the affectionate arm I had found thrown over me upon waking in the morning, I thought this indifference of his
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very strange. But savages are strange beings; at times you do not know exactly how to take them. At first they are overawing; their calm self-collectedness of simplicity seems a Socratic wisdom. I had noticed also that Queequeg never consorted at all, or but very little, with the other seamen in the inn. He made no advances whatever; appeared to have no desire to enlarge the circle of his acquaintances. All this struck me as mighty singular; yet, upon second thoughts, there was something almost sublime in it. Here was a man some twenty thousand miles from home, by the way of Cape Horn, that is -- which was the only way he could get there -- thrown among people as strange to him as though he were in the planet Jupiter; and yet he seemed entirely at his ease; preserving the utmost serenity; content with his own companionship; always equal to himself. Surely this was a touch of fine philosophy; though no doubt he had never heard there was such a thing as that. But, perhaps, to be true philosophers, we mortals should not be conscious of so living or so striving. So soon as I hear that such or such a man gives himself out for a philosopher, I conclude that, like the dyspeptic old woman, he must have 'broken his digester.'
As I sat there in that now lonely room; the fire burning low, in that mild stage when, after its first intensity has warmed the air, it then only glows to be looked at; the evening shades and phantoms gathering round the casements, and peering in upon us silent, solitary twain; the storm booming without in solemn swells; I began to be sensible of strange feelings. I felt a melting in me. No more my splintered heart and maddened hand were turned against the wolfish world. This soothing savage had redeemed it. There he sat, his very indifference speaking a nature in which there lurked no civilized hypocrisies and bland deceits. Wild he was; a very sight of sights to see; yet I began to feel myself mysteriously drawn towards him. And those same things that would have repelled most others, they were the very magnets that thus drew me. I'll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy. I drew my bench near him, and made some friendly signs and hints, doing my best to talk with him meanwhile. At first he little noticed these advances; but presently, upon my referring to his last
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night's hospitalities, he made out to ask me whether we were again to be bedfellows. I told him yes; whereat I thought he looked pleased, perhaps a little complimented.
We then turned over the book together, and I endeavored to explain to him the purpose of the printing, and the meaning of the few pictures that were in it. Thus I soon engaged his interest; and from that we went to jabbering the best we could about the various outer sights to be seen in this famous town. Soon I proposed a social smoke; and, producing his pouch and tomahawk, he quietly offered me a puff. And then we sat exchanging puffs from that wild pipe of his, and keeping it regularly passing between us.
If there yet lurked any ice of indifference towards me in the Pagan's breast, this pleasant, genial smoke we had, soon thawed it out, and left us cronies. He seemed to take to me quite as naturally and unbiddenly as I to him; and when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married; meaning, in his country's phrase, that we were bosom friends; he would gladly die for me, if need should be. In a countryman, this sudden flame of friendship would have seemed far too premature, a thing to be much distrusted; but in this simple savage those old rules would not apply.
After supper, and another social chat and smoke, we went to our room together. He made me a present of his embalmed head; took out his enormous tobacco wallet, and groping under the tobacco, drew out some thirty dollars in silver; then spreading them on the table, and mechanically dividing them into two equal portions, pushed one of them towards me, and said it was mine. I was going to remonstrate; but he silenced me by pouring them into my trowsers' pockets. I let them stay. He then went about his evening prayers, took out his idol, and removed the paper fireboard. By certain signs and symptoms, I thought he seemed anxious for me to join him; but well knowing what was to follow, I deliberated a moment whether, in case he invited me, I would comply or otherwise.
I was a good Christian; born and bred in the bosom of the infallible Presbyterian Church. How then could I unite with
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this wild idolator in worshipping his piece of wood? But what is worship? thought I. Do you suppose now, Ishmael, that the magnanimous God of heaven and earth -- pagans and all included -- can possibly be jealous of an insignificant bit of black wood? Impossible! But what is worship? -- to do the will of God -- that is worship. And what is the will of God? -- to do to my fellow man what I would have my fellow man to do to me -- that is the will of God. Now, Queequeg is my fellow man. And what do I wish that this Queequeg would do to me? Why, unite with me in my particular Presbyterian form of worship. consequently, I must then unite with him in his; ergo, I must turn idolator. So I kindled the shavings; helped prop up the innocent little idol; offered him burnt biscuit with Queequeg; salamed before him twice or thrice; kissed his nose; and that done, we undressed and went to bed, at peace with our own consciences and all the world. But we did not go to sleep without some little chat.
How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends. Man and wife, they say, there open the very bottom of their souls to each other; and some old couples often lie and chat over old times till nearly morning. Thus, then, in our hearts' honeymoon, lay I and Queequeg -- a cosy, loving pair.
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Chapter xi
NIGHTGOWN
We had lain thus in bed, chatting and napping at short intervals, and Queequeg now and then affectionately throwing his brown tattooed legs over mine, and then drawing them back; so entirely sociable and free and easy were we; when, at last, by reason of our confabulations, what little nappishness remained in us altogether departed, and we felt like getting up again, though day-break was yet some way down the future.
Yes, we became very wakeful; so much so that our recumbent
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position began to grow wearisome, and by little and little we found ourselves sitting up; the clothes well tucked around us, leaning against the head-board with our four knees drawn up close together, and our two noses bending over them, as if our knee-pans were warming-pans. We felt very nice and snug, the more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room. The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. But if, like Queequeg and me in the bed, the tip of your nose or the crown of your head be slightly chilled, why then, indeed, in the general consciousness you feel most delightfully and unmistakably warm. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.
We had been sitting in this crouching manner for some time, when all at once I thought I would open my eyes; for when between sheets, whether by day or by night, and whether asleep or awake, I have a way of always keeping my eyes shut, in order the more to concentrate the snugness of being in bed. Because no man can ever feel his own identity aright except his eyes be closed; as if darkness were indeed the proper element of our essences, though light be more congenial to our clayey part. Upon opening my eyes then, and coming out of my own pleasant and self-created darkness into the imposed and coarse outer gloom of the unilluminated twelve-o'clock-at-night, I experienced a disagreeable revulsion. Nor did I at all object to the hint from Queequeg that perhaps it were best to strike a light, seeing that we were so wide awake; and besides he felt a strong desire to have a few quiet puffs from his Tomahawk. Be it said, that though I had felt such a strong repugnance to his smoking in
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the bed the night before, yet see how elastic our stiff prejudices grow when love once comes to bend them. For now I liked nothing better than to have Queequeg smoking by me, even in bed, because he seemed to be full of such serene household joy then. I no more felt unduly concerned for the landlord's policy of insurance. I was only alive to the condensed confidential comfortableness of sharing a pipe and a blanket with a real friend. With our shaggy jackets drawn about our shoulders, we now passed the Tomahawk from one to the other, till slowly there grew over us a blue hanging tester of smoke, illuminated by the flame of the new-lit lamp.
Whether it was that this undulating tester rolled the savage away to far distant scenes, I know not, but he now spoke of his native island; and, eager to hear his history, I begged him to go on and tell it. He gladly complied. Though at the time I but ill comprehended not a few of his words, yet subsequent disclosures, when I had become more familiar with his broken phraseology, now enable me to present the whole story such as it may prove in the mere skeleton I give.
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Chapter xii
BIOGRAPHICAL
Queequeg was a native of Kokovoko, an island far away to the West and South. It is not down in any map; true places never are.
When a new-hatched savage running wild about his native woodlands in a grass clout, followed by the nibbling goats, as if he were a green sapling; even then, in Queequeg's ambitious soul, lurked a strong desire to see something more of Christendom than a specimen whaler or two. His father was a High Chief, a King; his uncle a High Priest; and on the maternal side he boasted aunts who were the wives of unconquerable warriors. There was excellent blood in his veins -- royal stuff; though
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sadly vitiated, I fear, by the cannibal propensity he nourished in his untutored youth.
A Sag Harbor ship visited his father's bay, and Queequeg sought a passage to Christian lands. But the ship, having her full complement of seamen, spurned his suit; and not all the King his father's influence could prevail. But Queequeg vowed a vow. Alone in his canoe, he paddled off to a distant strait, which he knew the ship must pass through when she quitted the island. On one side was a coral reef; on the other a low tongue of land, covered with mangrove thickets that grew out into the water. Hiding his canoe, still afloat, among these thickets, with its prow seaward, he sat down in the stern, paddle low in hand; and when the ship was gliding by, like a flash he darted out; gained her side; with one backward dash of his foot capsized and sank his canoe; climbed up the chains; and throwing himself at full length upon the deck, grappled a ringbolt there, and swore not to let it go, though hacked in pieces.
In vain the captain threatened to throw him overboard; suspended a cutlass over his naked wrists; Queequeg was the son of a King, and Queequeg budged not. Struck by his desperate dauntlessness, and his wild desire to visit Christendom, the captain at last relented, and told him he might make himself at home. But this fine young savage -- this sea Prince of Wales, never saw the captain's cabin. They put him down among the sailors, and made a whaleman of him. But like Czar Peter content to toil in the shipyards of foreign cities, Queequeg disdained no seeming ignominy, if thereby he might happily gain the power of enlightening his untutored countrymen. For at bottom -- so he told me -- he was actuated by a profound desire to learn among the Christians, the arts whereby to make his people still happier than they were; and more than that, still better than they were. But, alas! the practices of whalemen soon convinced him that even Christians could be both miserable and wicked; infinitely more so, than all his father's heathens. Arrived at last in old Sag Harbor; and seeing what the sailors did there; and then going on to Nantucket, and seeing how they spent their wages in that place also, poor Queequeg gave it up for lost. Thought he, it's a wicked world in all meridians; I'll die a pagan.
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And thus an old idolator at heart, he yet lived among these Christians, wore their clothes, and tried to talk their gibberish. Hence the queer ways about him, though now some time from home.
By hints, I asked him whether he did not propose going back, and having a coronation; since he might now consider his father dead and gone, he being very old and feeble at the last accounts. He answered no, not yet; and added that he was fearful Christianity, or rather Christians, had unfitted him for ascending the pure and undefiled throne of thirty pagan Kings before him. But by and by, he said, he would return, -- as soon as he felt himself baptized again. For the nonce, however, he proposed to sail about, and sow his wild oats in all four oceans. They had made a harpooneer of him, and that barbed iron was in lieu of a sceptre now.
I asked him what might be his immediate purpose, touching his future movements. He answered, to go to sea again, in his old vocation. Upon this, I told him that whaling was my own design, and informed him of my intention to sail out of Nantucket, as being the most promising port for an adventurous whaleman to embark from. He at once resolved to accompany me to that island, ship aboard the same vessel, get into the same watch, the same boat, the same mess with me, in short to share my every hap; with both my hands in his, boldly dip into the Potluck of both worlds. To all this I joyously assented; for besides the affection I now felt for Queequeg, he was an experienced harpooneer, and as such, could not fail to be of great usefulness to one, who, like me, was wholly ignorant of the mysteries of whaling, though well acquainted with the sea, as known to merchant seamen.
His story being ended with his pipe's last dying puff, Queequeg embraced me, pressed his forehead against mine, and blowing out the light, we rolled over from each other, this way and that, and very soon were sleeping.
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Chapter xiii
WHEELBARROW
Next morning, Monday, after disposing of the embalmed head to a barber, for a block, I settled my own and comrade's bill; using, however, my comrade's money. The grinning landlord, as well as the boarders, seemed amazingly tickled at the sudden friendship which had sprung up between me and Queequeg -- especially as Peter Coffin's cock and bull stories about him had previously so much alarmed me concerning the very person whom I now companied with.
We borrowed a wheelbarrow, and embarking our things, including my own poor carpet-bag, and Queequeg's canvas sack and hammock, away we went down to 'the Moss,' the little Nantucket packet schooner moored at the wharf. As we were going along the people stared; not at Queequeg so much -- for they were used to seeing cannibals like him in their streets, -- but at seeing him and me upon such confidential terms. But we heeded them not, going along wheeling the barrow by turns, and Queequeg now and then stopping to adjust the sheath on his harpoon barbs. I asked him why he carried such a troublesome thing with him ashore, and whether all whaling ships did not find their own harpoons. To this, in substance, he replied, that though what I hinted was true enough, yet he had a particular affection for his own harpoon, because it was of assured stuff, well tried in many a mortal combat, and deeply intimate with the hearts of whales. In short, like many inland reapers and mowers, who go into the farmers' meadows armed with their own scythes -- though in no wise obliged to furnished them -- even so, Queequeg, for his own private reasons, preferred his own harpoon.
Shifting the barrow from my hand to his, he told me a funny story about the first wheelbarrow he had ever seen. It was in Sag Harbor. The owners of his ship, it seems, had lent him one,
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in which to carry his heavy chest to his boarding house. Not to seem ignorant about the thing -- though in truth he was entirely so, concerning the precise way in which to manage the barrow -- Queequeg puts his chest upon it; lashes it fast; and then shoulders the barrow and marches up the wharf. 'Why,' said I, 'Queequeg, you might have known better than that, one would think. Didn't the people laugh?'
Upon this, he told me another story. The people of his island of Rokovoko, it seems, at their wedding feasts express the fragrant water of young cocoanuts into a large stained calabash like a punchbowl; and this punchbowl always forms the great central ornament on the braided mat where the feast is held. Now a certain grand merchant ship once touched at Rokovoko, and its commander -- from all accounts, a very stately punctilious gentleman, at least for a sea captain -- this commander was invited to the wedding feast of Queequeg's sister, a pretty young princess just turned of ten. Well; when all the wedding guests were assembled at the bride's bamboo cottage, this Captain marches in, and being assigned the post of honor, placed himself over against the punchbowl, and between the High Priest and his majesty the King, Queequeg's father. Grace being said, -- for those people have their grace as well as we -- though Queequeg told me that unlike us, who at such times look downwards to our platters, they, on the contrary, copying the ducks, glance upwards to the great Giver of all feasts -- Grace, I say, being said, the High Priest opens the banquet by the immemorial ceremony of the island; that is, dipping his consecrated and consecrating fingers into the bowl before the blessed beverage circulates. Seeing himself placed next the Priest, and noting the ceremony, and thinking himself -- being Captain of a ship -- as having plain precedence over a mere island King, especially in the King's own house -- the Captain coolly proceeds to wash his hands in the punch bowl; -- taking it i suppose for a huge finger-glass. 'Now,' said Queequeg, 'what you tink now, -- Didn't our people laugh?'
At last, passage paid, and luggage safe, we stood on board the schooner. Hoisting sail, it glided down the Acushnet river. On
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one side, New Bedford rose in terraces of streets, their ice- covered trees all glittering in the clear, cold air. Huge hills and mountains of casks on casks were piled upon her wharves, and side by side the world-wandering whale ships lay silent and safely moored at last; while from others came a sound of carpenters and coopers, with blended noises of fires and forges to melt the pitch, all betokening that new cruises were on the start; that one most perilous and long voyage ended, only begins a second; and a second ended, only begins a third, and so on, for ever and for aye. Such is the endlessness, yea, the intolerableness of all earthly effort.
Gaining the more open water, the bracing breeze waxed fresh; the little Moss tossed the quick foam from her bows, as a young colt his snortings. How I snuffed that Tartar air! -- how I spurned that turnpike earth! -- that common highway all over dented with the marks of slavish heels and hoofs; and turned me to admire the magnanimity of the sea which will permit no records.
At the same foam-fountain, Queequeg seemed to drink and reel with me. His dusky nostrils swelled apart; he showed his filed and pointed teeth. On, on we flew, and our offing gained, the Moss did homage to the blast; ducked and dived her brows as a slave before the Sultan. Sideways leaning, we sideways darted; every ropeyarn tingling like a wire; the two tall masts buckling like Indian canes in land tornadoes. So full of this reeling scene were we, as we stood by the plunging bowsprit, that for some time we did not notice the jeering glances of the passengers, a lubber-like assembly, who marvelled that two fellow beings should be so companionable; as though a white man were anything more dignified than a whitewashed negro. But there were some boobies and bumpkins there, who, by their intense greenness, must have come from the heart and centre of all verdure. Queequeg caught one of these young saplings mimicking him behind his back. I thought the bumpkin's hour of doom was come. Dropping his harpoon, the brawny savage caught him in his arms, and by an almost miraculous dexterity and strength, sent him high up bodily into the air; then slightly
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tapping his stern in mid-somerset, the fellow landed with bursting lungs upon his feet, while Queequeg, turning his back upon him, lighted his tomahawk pipe and passed it to me for a puff.
'Capting! Capting!' yelled the bumpkin, running towards that officer; 'Capting, Capting, here's the devil.'
'Hallo, you sir,' cried the Captain, a gaunt rib of the sea, stalking up to Queequeg, 'what in thunder do you mean by that? Don't you know you might have killed that chap?'
'What him say?' said Queequeg, as he mildly turned to me.
'He say,' said I, 'that you came near kill-e that man there,' pointing to the still shivering greenhorn.
'Kill-e,' cried Queequeg, twisting his tattooed face into an unearthly expression of disdain, 'ah! him bevy small-e fish-e; Queequeg no kill-e so small-e fish-e; Queequeg kill-e big whale!'
'Look you,' roared the Captain, 'I'll kill-e you, you cannibal, if you try any more of your tricks aboard here; so mind your eye.'
But it so happened just then, that it was high time for the Captain to mind his own eye. The prodigious strain upon the main-sail had parted the weather-sheet, and the tremendous boom was now flying from side to side, completely sweeping the entire after part of the deck. The poor fellow whom Queequeg had handled so roughly, was swept overboard; all hands were in a panic; and to attempt snatching at the boom to stay it, seemed madness. It flew from right to left, and back again, almost in one ticking of a watch, and every instant seemed on the point of snapping into splinters. Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done; those on deck rushed towards the bows, and stood eyeing the boom as if it were the lower jaw of an exasperated whale. In the midst of this consternation, Queequeg dropped deftly to his knees, and crawling under the path of the boom, whipped hold of a rope, secured one end to the bulwarks, and then flinging the other like a lasso, caught it round the boom as it swept over his head, and at the next jerk, the spar was that way trapped, and all was safe. The schooner was run into the wind, and while the hands were clearing away the stern boat, Queequeg, stripped to the waist, darted from the side with a long living arc of a leap. For three
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minutes or more he was seen swimming like a dog, throwing his long arms straight out before him, and by turns revealing his brawny shoulders through the freezing foam. I looked at the grand and glorious fellow, but saw no one to be saved. The greenhorn had gone down. Shooting himself perpendicularly from the water, Queequeg now took an instant's glance around him, and seeming to see just how matters were, dived down and disappeared. A few minutes more, and he rose again, one arm still striking out, and with the other dragging a lifeless form. The boat soon picked them up. The poor bumpkin was restored. All hands voted Queequeg a noble trump; the captain begged his pardon. From that hour I clove to Queequeg like a barnacle; yea, till poor Queequeg took his last long dive.
Was there ever such unconsciousness? He did not seem to think that he at all deserved a medal from the Humane and Magnanimous Societies. He only asked for water -- fresh water -- something to wipe the brine off; that done, he put on dry clothes, lighted his pipe, and leaning against the bulwarks, and mildly eyeing those around him, seemed to be saying to himself -- 'It's a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians. We cannibals must help these Christians.'
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Chapter xiv
NANTUCKET
Nothing more happened on the passage worthy the mentioning; so, after a fine run, we safely arrived in Nantucket.
Nantucket! Take out your map and look at it. See what a real corner of
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Nantucket! Take out your map and look at it. See what a real corner of the world it occupies; how it stands there, away off shore, more lonely than the Eddystone lighthouse. Look at it -- a mere hillock, and elbow of sand; all beach, without a background. There is more sand there than you would use in twenty years as a substitute for blotting paper. Some gamesome wights will tell you that they have to plant weeds there, they don't
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grow naturally; that they import Canada thistles; that they have to send beyond seas for a spile to stop a leak in an oil cask; that pieces of wood in Nantucket are carried about like bits of the true cross in Rome; that people there plant toadstools before their houses, to get under the shade in summer time; that one blade of grass makes an oasis, three blades in a day's walk a prairie; that they wear quicksand shoes, something like Laplander snowshoes; that they are so shut up, belted about, every way inclosed, surrounded, and made an utter island of by the ocean, that to their very chairs and tables small clams will sometimes be found adhering, as to the backs of sea turtles. But these extravaganzas only show that Nantucket is no Illinois.
Look now at the wondrous traditional story of how this island was settled by the red-men. Thus goes the legend. In olden times an eagle swooped down upon the New England coast, and carried off an infant Indian in his talons. With loud lament the parents saw their child borne out of sight over the wide waters. They resolved to follow in the same direction. Setting out in their canoes, after a perilous passage they discovered the island, and there they found an empty ivory casket, -- the poor little Indian's skeleton.
What wonder, then, that these Nantucketers, born on a beach, should take to the sea for a livelihood! They first caught crabs and quohogs in the sand; grown bolder, they waded out with nets for mackerel; more experienced, they pushed off in boats and captured cod; and at last, launching a navy of great ships on the sea, explored this watery world; put an incessant belt of circumnavigations round it; peeped in at Behring's Straits; and in all seasons and all oceans declared everlasting war with the mightiest animated mass that has survived the flood; most monstrous and most mountainous! That Himmalehan, salt-sea Mastodon, clothed with such portentousness of unconscious power, that his very panics are more to be dreaded than his most fearless and malicious assaults!
And thus have these naked Nantucketers, these sea hermits, issuing from their ant-hill in the sea, overrun and conquered the watery world like so many Alexanders; parcelling out among
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them the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian oceans, as the three pirate powers did Poland. Let America add Mexico to Texas, and pile Cuba upon Canada; let the English overswarm all India, and hang out their blazing banner from the sun; two thirds of this terraqueous globe are the Nantucketer's. For the sea is his; he owns it, as Emperors own empires; other seamen having but a right of way through it. Merchant ships are but extension bridges; armed ones but floating forts; even pirates and privateers, though following the sea as highwaymen the road, they but plunder other ships, other fragments of the land like themselves, without seeking to draw their living from the bottomless deep itself. The Nantucketer, he alone resides and riots on the sea; he alone, in Bible language, goes down to it in ships; to and fro ploughing it as his own special plantation. There is his home; there lies his business, which a noah's flood would not interrupt, though it overwhelmed all the millions in China. He lives on the sea, as prairie cocks in the prairie; he hides among the waves, he climbs them as chamois hunters climb the Alps. For years he knows not the land; so that when he comes to it at last, it smells like another world, more strangely than the moon would to an Earthsman. With the landless gull, that at sunset folds her wings and is rocked to sleep between billows; so at nightfall, the Nantucketer, out of sight of land, furls his sails, and lays him to his rest, while under his very pillow rush herds of walruses and whales.
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Chapter xv
CHOWDER
It was quite late in the evening when the little Moss came snugly to anchor, and Queequeg and I went ashore; so we could attend to no business that day, at least none but a supper and a bed. The landlord of the Spouter-Inn had recommended us to his cousin Hosea Hussey of the Try Pots, whom he asserted to
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be the proprietor of one of the best kept hotels in all Nantucket, and moreover he had assured us that cousin Hosea, as he called him, was famous for his chowders. In short, he plainly hinted that we could not possibly do better than try pot-luck at the Try Pots. But the directions he had given us about keeping a yellow warehouse on our starboard hand till we opened a white church to the larboard, and then keeping that on the larboard hand till we made a corner three points to the starboard, and that done, then ask the first man we met where the place was: these crooked directions of his very much puzzled us at first, especially as, at the outset, Queequeg insisted that the yellow warehouse -- our first point of departure -- must be left on the larboard hand, whereas I had understood Peter Coffin to say it was on the starboard. However, by dint of beating about a little in the dark, and now and then knocking up a peaceable inhabitant to inquire the way, we at last came to something which there was no mistaking.
Two enormous wooden pots painted black, and suspended by asses' ears, swung from the cross-trees of an old top-mast, planted in front of an old doorway. The horns of the cross-trees were sawed off on the other side, so that this old top-mast looked not a little like a gallows. Perhaps I was over sensitive to such impressions at the time, but I could not help staring at this gallows with a vague misgiving. A sort of crick was in my neck as I gazed up to the two remaining horns; yes, two of them, one for Queequeg, and one for me. It's ominous, thinks I. A Coffin my Innkeeper upon landing in my first whaling port; tombstones staring at me in the whalemen's chapel; and here a gallows! and a pair of prodigious black pots too! Are these last throwing out oblique hints touching Tophet?
I was called from these reflections by the sight of a freckled woman with yellow hair and a yellow gown, standing in the porch of the inn, under a dull red lamp swinging there, that looked much like an injured eye, and carrying on a brisk scolding with a man in a purple woollen shirt.
'Get along with ye,' said she to the man, 'or I'll be combing ye!'
'Come on, Queequeg,' said I, 'all right. There's Mrs. Hussey.'
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And so it turned out; Mr. Hosea Hussey being from home, but leaving Mrs. Hussey entirely competent to attend to all his affairs. Upon making known our desires for a supper and a bed, Mrs. Hussey, postponing further scolding for the present, ushered us into a little room, and seating us at a table spread with the relics of a recently concluded repast, turned round to us and said -- 'Clam or Cod?'
'What's that about Cods, ma'am?' said I, with much politeness.
'Clam or Cod?' she repeated.
'A clam for supper? a cold clam; is that what you mean, Mrs. Hussey?' says I; 'but that's a rather cold and clammy reception in the winter time, ain't it, Mrs Hussey?'
But being in a great hurry to resume scolding the man in the purple shirt, who was waiting for it in the entry, and seeming to hear nothing but the word 'clam,' Mrs. Hussey hurried towards an open door leading to the kitchen, and bawling out 'clam for two,' disappeared.
'Queequeg,' said I, 'do you think that we can make out a supper for us both on one clam?'
However, a warm savory steam from the kitchen served to belie the apparently cheerless prospect before us. But when that smoking chowder came in, the mystery was delightfully explained. Oh, sweet friends! hearken to me. It was made of small juicy clams, scarcely bigger than hazel nuts, mixed with pounded ship biscuit, and salted pork cut up into little flakes; the whole enriched with butter, and plentifully seasoned with pepper and salt. Our appetites being sharpened by the frosty voyage, and in particular, Queequeg seeing his favorite fishing food before him, and the chowder being surpassingly excellent, we despatched it with great expedition: when leaning back a moment and bethinking me of Mrs. Hussey's clam and cod announcement, I thought I would try a little experiment. Stepping to the kitchen door, I uttered the word 'cod' with great emphasis, and resumed my seat. In a few moments the savory steam came forth again, but with a different flavor, and in good time a fine cod- chowder was placed before us.
We resumed business; and while plying our spoons in the
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bowl, thinks I to myself, I wonder now if this here has any effect on the head? What's that stultifying saying about chowder-headed people? 'But look, Queequeg, ain't that a live eel in your bowl? Where's your harpoon?'
Fishiest of all fishy places was the Try Pots, which well deserved its name; for the pots there were always boiling chowders. Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes. The area before the house was paved with clam-shells. Mrs. Hussey wore a polished necklace of codfish vertebra; and Hosea Hussey had his account books bound in superior old shark-skin. There was a fishy flavor to the milk, too, which I could not at all account for, till one morning happening to take a stroll along the beach among some fishermen's boats, I saw Hosea's brindled cow feeding on fish remnants, and marching along the sand with each foot in a cod's decapitated head, looking very slip-shod, I assure ye.
Supper concluded, we received a lamp, and directions from Mrs. Hussey concerning the nearest way to bed; but, as Queequeg was about to precede me up the stairs, the lady reached forth her arm, and demanded his harpoon; she allowed no harpoon in her chambers. 'Why not?' said I; 'every true whaleman sleeps with his harpoon -- but why not?' 'Because it's dangerous,' says she. 'Ever since young Stiggs coming from that unfort'nt v'y'ge of his, when he was gone four years and a half, with only three barrels of ile, was found dead in my first floor back, with his harpoon in his side; ever since then I allow no boarders to take sich dangerous weepons in their rooms at night. So, Mr. Queequeg'(for she had learned his name), 'I will just take this here iron, and keep it for you till morning. But the chowder; clam or cod to-morrow for breakfast, men?'
'Both,' says I; 'and let's have a couple of smoked herring by way of variety.'
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Chapter xvi
THE SHIP
In bed we concocted our plans for the morrow. But to my surprise and no small concern, Queequeg now gave me to understand, that he had been diligently consulting Yojo -- the name of his black little god -- and Yojo had told him two or three times over, and strongly insisted upon it everyway, that instead of our going together among the whaling-fleet in harbor, and in concert selecting our craft; instead of this, I say, Yojo earnestly enjoined that the selection of the ship should rest wholly with me, inasmuch as Yojo purposed befriending us; and, in order to do so, had already pitched upon a vessel, which, if left to myself, I, Ishmael, should infallibly light upon, for all the world as though it had turned out by chance; and in that vessel I must immediately ship myself, for the present irrespective of Queequeg.
I have forgotten to mention that, in many things, Queequeg placed great confidence in the excellence of Yojo's judgment and surprising forecast of things; and cherished Yojo with considerable esteem, as a rather good sort of god, who perhaps meant well enough upon the whole, but in all cases did not succeed in his benevolent designs.
Now, this plan of Queequeg's, or rather Yojo's, touching the selection of our craft; I did not like that plan at all. I had not a little relied on Queequeg's sagacity to point out the whaler best fitted to carry us and our fortunes securely. But as all my remonstrances produced no effect upon Queequeg, I was obliged to acquiesce; and accordingly prepared to set about this business with a determined rushing sort of energy and vigor, that should quickly settle that trifling little affair. Next morning early, leaving Queequeg shut up with Yojo in our little bedroom -- for it seemed that it was some sort of Lent or Ramadan, or day of fasting, humiliation, and prayer with Queequeg and Yojo that
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day; how it was I never could find out, for, though I applied myself to it several times, I never could master his liturgies and XXXIX Articles -- leaving Queequeg, then, fasting on his tomahawk pipe, and Yojo warming himself at his sacrificial fire of shavings, I sallied out among the shipping. After much prolonged sauntering and many random inquiries, I learnt that there were three ships up for three-years' voyages -- The Devil-Dam the Tit- bit, and the Pequod. Devil-dam, I do not know the origin of; Tit-bit is obvious; Pequod, you will no doubt remember, was the name of a celebrated tribe of Massachusetts Indians, now extinct as the ancient Medes. I peered and pryed about the Devil-Dam; from her, hopped over to the Tit-bit; and, finally, going on board the Pequod, looked around her for a moment, and then decided that this was the very ship for us.
You may have seen many a quaint craft in your day, for aught I know; -- squared-toed luggers; mountainous Japanese junks; butter-box galliots, and what not; but take my word for it, you never saw such a rare old craft as this same rare old Pequod. She was a ship of the old school, rather small if anything; with an old fashioned claw-footed look about her. Long seasoned and weather-stained in the typhoons and calms of all four oceans, her old hull's complexion was darkened like a French grenadier's, who has alike fought in Egypt and Siberia. Her venerable bows looked bearded. Her masts -- cut somewhere on the coast of Japan, where her original ones were lost overboard in a gale -- her masts stood stiffly up like the spines of the three old kings of Cologne. Her ancient decks were worn and wrinkled, like the pilgrim-worshipped flag-stone in Canterbury Cathedral where Beckett bled. But to all these her old antiquities, were added new and marvellous features, pertaining to the wild business that for more than half a century she had followed. Old Captain Peleg, many years her chief-mate, before he commanded another vessel of his own, and now a retired seaman, and one of the principal owners of the Pequod, -- this old Peleg, during the term of his chief-mateship, had built upon her original grotesqueness, and inlaid it, all over, with a quaintness both of material and device, unmatched by anything except it be Thorkill-Hake's carved buckler or bedstead. She was
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apparelled like any barbaric Ethiopian emperor, his neck heavy with pendants of polished ivory. She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies. All round, her unpanelled, open bulwarks were garnished like one continuous jaw, with the long sharp teeth of the Sperm Whale, inserted there for pins, to fasten her old hempen thews and tendons to. Those thews ran not through base blocks of land wood, but deftly travelled over sheaves of sea-ivory. Scorning a turnstile wheel at her reverend helm, she sported there a tiller; and that tiller was in one mass, curiously carved from the long narrow lower jaw of her hereditary foe. The helmsman who steered by that tiller in a tempest, felt like the Tartar, when he holds back his fiery steed by clutching its jaw. A noble craft, but somehow a most melancholy! All noble things are touched with that.
Now when I looked about the quarter-deck, for some one having authority, in order to propose myself as a candidate for the voyage, at first I saw nobody; but I could not well overlook a strange sort of tent, or rather wigwam, pitched a little behind the main-mast. It seemed only a temporary erection used in port. It was of a conical shape, some ten feet high; consisting of the long, huge slabs of limber black bone taken from the middle and highest part of the jaws of the right-whale. Planted with their broad ends on the deck, a circle of these slabs laced together, mutually sloped towards each other, and at the apex united in a tufted point, where the loose hairy fibres waved to and fro like a top-knot on some old Pottowotamie Sachem's head. A triangular opening faced towards the bows of the ship, so that the insider commanded a complete view forward.
And half concealed in this queer tenement, I at length found one who by his aspect seemed to have authority; and who, it being noon, and the ship's work suspended, was now enjoying respite from the burden of command. He was seated on an old-fashioned oaken chair, wriggling all over with curious carving; and the bottom of which was formed of a stout interlacing of the same elastic stuff of which the wigwam was constructed.
There was nothing so very particular, perhaps, about the
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appearance of the elderly man I saw; he was brown and brawny, like most old seamen, and heavily rolled up in blue pilot-cloth, cut in the Quaker style; only there was a fine and almost microscopic net-work of the minutest wrinkles interlacing round his eyes, which must have arisen from his continual sailings in many hard gales, and always looking to windward; -- for this causes the muscles about the eyes to become pursed together. Such eye- wrinkles are very effectual in a scowl.
'Is this the Captain of the Pequod?' said I, advancing to the door of the tent.
'Supposing it be the Captain of the Pequod, what dost thou want of him?' he demanded.
'I was thinking of shipping.'
'Thou wast, wast thou? I see thou are no Nantucketer -- ever been in a stove boat?'
'No, Sir, I never have.'
'Dost know nothing at all about whaling, I dare say -- eh?'
'Nothing, Sir; but I have no doubt I shall soon learn. I've been several voyages in the merchant service, and I think that -- '
'Marchant service be damned. Talk not that lingo to me. Dost see that leg? -- I'll take that leg away from thy stern, if ever thou talkest of the marchant service to me again. Marchant service indeed! I suppose now ye feel considerable proud of having served in those marchant ships. But flukes! man, what makes thee want to go a whaling, eh? -- it looks a little suspicious, don't it, eh? -- Hast not been a pirate, hast thou? -- Didst not rob thy last Captain, didst thou? -- Dost not think of murdering the officers when thou gettest to sea?'
I protested my innocence of these things. I saw that under the mask of these half humorous inuendoes, this old seaman, as an insulated Quakerish Nantucketer, was full of his insular prejudices, and rather distrustful of all aliens, unless they hailed from Cape Cod or the Vineyard.
'But what takes thee a-whaling? I want to know that before I think of shipping ye.'
'Well, sir, I want to see what whaling is. I want to see the world.'
'Want to see what whaling is, eh? Have ye clapped eye on Captain Ahab?'
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'Who is Captain Ahab, sir?'
'Aye, aye, I thought so. Captain Ahab is the Captain of this ship.'
'I am mistaken then. I thought I was speaking to the Captain himself.'
'Thou art speaking to Captain Peleg -- that's who ye are speaking to, young man. It belongs to me and Captain Bildad to see the Pequod fitted out for the voyage, and supplied with all her needs, including crew. We are part owners and agents. But as I was going to say, if thou wantest to know what whaling is, as thou tellest ye do, I can put ye in a way of finding it out before ye bind yourself to it, past backing out. Clap eye on Captain Ahab, young man, and thou wilt find that he has only one leg.'
'What do you mean, sir? Was the other one lost by a whale?'
'Lost by a whale! Young man, come nearer to me: it was devoured, chewed up, crunched by the monstrousest parmacetty that ever chipped a boat! -- ah, ah!'
I was a little alarmed by his energy, perhaps also a little touched at the hearty grief in his concluding exclamation, but said as calmly as I could, 'What you say is no doubt true enough, sir; but how could I know there was any peculiar ferocity in that particular whale, though indeed I might have inferred as much from the simple fact of the accident.'
'Look ye now, young man, thy lungs are a sort of soft, d'ye see; thou dost not talk shark a bit. Sure, ye've been to sea before now; sure of that?'
'Sir,' said I, 'I thought I told you that I had been four voyages in the merchant -- '
'Hard down out of that! Mind what I said about the marchant service -- don't aggravate me -- I won't have it. But let us understand each other. I have given thee a hint about what whaling is; do ye yet feel inclined for it?'
'I do, sir.'
'Very good. Now, art thou the man to pitch a harpoon down a live whale's throat, and then jump after it? Answer, quick!'
'I am, sir, if it should be positively indispensable to do so; not to be got rid of, that is; which I don't take to be the fact.'
'Good again. Now then, thou not only wantest to go a-whaling, to find out by experience what whaling is, but ye also want to
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go in order to see the world? Was not that what ye said? I thought so. Well then, just step forward there, and take a peep over the weather-bow, and then back to me and tell me what ye see there.'
For a moment I stood a little puzzled by this curious request, not knowing exactly how to take it, whether humorously or in earnest. But concentrating all his crow's feet into one scowl, Captain Peleg started me on the errand.
Going forward and glancing over the weather bow, I perceived that the ship swinging to her anchor with the flood-tide, was now obliquely pointing towards the open ocean. The prospect was unlimited, but exceedingly monotonous and forbidding; not the slightest variety that I could see.
'Well, what's the report?' said Peleg when I came back; 'what did ye see?'
'Not much,' I replied -- 'nothing but water; considerable horizon though, and there's a squall coming up, I think.'
'Well, what dost thou think then of seeing the world? Do ye wish to go round Cape Horn to see any more of it, eh? Can't ye see the world where you stand?'
I was a little staggered, but go a-whaling I must, and I would; and the Pequod was as good a ship as any -- I thought the best -- and all this I now repeated to Peleg. Seeing me so determined, he expressed his willingness to ship me.
'And thou mayest as well sign the papers right off,' he added -- ' come along with ye.' And so saying, he led the way below deck into the cabin.
Seated on the transom was what seemed to me a most uncommon and surprising figure. It turned out to be Captain Bildad, who along with Captain Peleg was one of the largest owners of the vessel; the other shares, as is sometimes the case in these ports, being held by a crowd of old annuitants; widows, fatherless children, and chancery wards; each owning about the value of a timber head, or a foot of plank, or a nail or two in the ship. People in Nantucket invest their money in whaling vessels, the same way that you do yours in approved state stocks bringing in good interest.
Now, Bildad, like Peleg, and indeed many other Nantucketers,
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was a Quaker, the island having been originally settled by that sect; and to this day its inhabitants in general retain in an uncommon measure the peculiarities of the Quaker, only variously and anomalously modified by things altogether alien and heterogeneous. For some of these same Quakers are the most sanguinary of all sailors and whale-hunters. They are fighting Quakers; they are Quakers with a vengeance.
So that there are instances among them of men, who, named with Scripture names -- a singularly common fashion on the island -- and in childhood naturally imbibing the stately dramatic thee and thou of the Quaker idiom; still, from the audacious, daring, and boundless adventure of their subsequent lives, strangely blend with these unoutgrown peculiarities, a thousand bold dashes of character, not unworthy a Scandinavian sea-king, or a poetical Pagan Roman. And when these things unite in a man of greatly superior natural force, with a globular brain and a ponderous heart; who has also by the stillness and seclusion of many long night-watches in the remotest waters, and beneath constellations never seen here at the north, been led to think untraditionally and independently; receiving all nature's sweet or savage impressions fresh from her own virgin voluntary and confiding breast, and thereby chiefly, but with some help from accidental advantages, to learn a bold and nervous lofty language -- that man makes one in a whole nation's census -- a mighty pageant creature, formed for noble tragedies. Nor will it at all detract from him, dramatically regarded, if either by birth or other circumstances, he have what seems a half wilful overruling morbidness at the bottom of his nature. For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness. Be sure of this, O young ambition, all mortal greatness is but disease. But, as yet we have not to do with such an one, but with quite another; and still a man, who, if indeed peculiar, it only results again from another phase of the Quaker, modified by individual circumstances.
Like Captain Peleg, Captain Bildad was a well-to-do, retired whaleman. But unlike Captain Peleg -- who cared not a rush for what are called serious things, and indeed deemed those selfsame serious things the veriest of all trifles -- Captain Bildad
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had not only been originally educated according to the strictest sect of Nantucket Quakerism, but all his subsequent ocean life, and the sight of many unclad, lovely island creatures, round the Horn -- all that had not moved this native born Quaker one single jot, had not so much as altered one angle of his vest. Still, for all this immutableness, was there some lack of common consistency about worthy Captain Bildad. Though refusing, from conscientious scruples, to bear arms against land invaders, yet himself had illimitably invaded the Atlantic and Pacific; and though a sworn foe to human bloodshed, yet had he in his straight-bodied coat, spilled tuns upon tuns of leviathan gore. How now in the contemplative evening of his days, the pious Bildad reconciled these things in the reminiscence, I do not know; but it did not seem to concern him much, and very probably he had long since come to the sage and sensible conclusion that a man's religion is one thing, and this practical world quite another. This world pays dividends. Rising from a little cabin-boy in short clothes of the drabbest drab, to a harpooneer in a broad shad-bellied waistcoat; from that becoming boat-header, chief-mate, and captain, and finally a ship-owner; Bildad, as I hinted before, had concluded his adventurous career by wholly retiring from active life at the goodly age of sixty, and dedicating his remaining days to the quiet receiving of his well-earned income.
Now Bildad, I am sorry to say, had the reputation of being an incorrigible old hunks, and in his sea-going days, a bitter, hard task-master. They told me in Nantucket, though it certainly seems a curious story, that when he sailed the old Categut whaleman, his crew, upon arriving home, were mostly all carried ashore to the hospital, sore exhausted and worn out. For a pious man, especially for a Quaker, he was certainly rather hard-hearted to say the least. He never used to swear, though, at his men, they said; but somehow he got an inordinate quantity of cruel, unmitigated hard work out of them. When Bildad was a chief-mate, to have his drab-colored eye intently looking at you, made you feel completely nervous, till you could clutch something -- a hammer or a marling-spike, and go to work like mad, at something or other, never mind what. Indolence and
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idleness perished from before him. His own person was the exact embodiment of his utilitarian character. On his long, gaunt body, he carried no spare flesh, no superfluous beard, his chin having a soft, economical nap to it, like the worn nap of his broad- brimmed hat.
Such, then, was the person that I saw seated on the transom when I followed Captain Peleg down into the cabin. The space between the decks was small; and there, bolt- upright, sat old Bildad, who always sat so, and never leaned, and this to save his coat tails. His broad-brim was placed beside him; his legs were stiffly crossed; his drab vesture was buttoned up to his chin; and spectacles on nose, he seemed absorbed in reading from a ponderous volume.
'Bildad,' cried Captain Peleg,' at it again, Bildad, eh? Ye have been studying those Scriptures, now, for the last thirty years, to my certain knowledge. How far ye got, Bildad?'
As if long habituated to such profane talk from his old shipmate, Bildad, without noticing his present irreverence, quietly looked up, and seeing me, glanced again inquiringly towards Peleg.
'He says he's our man, Bildad,' said Peleg,' he wants to ship.'
'Dost thee?' said Bildad, in a hollow tone, and turning round to me.
'I dost,' said I unconsciously, he was so intense a Quaker.
'What do ye think of him, Bildad?' said Peleg.
'He'll do,' said Bildad, eyeing me, and then went on spelling away at his book in a mumbling tone quite audible.
I thought him the queerest old Quaker I ever saw, especially as Peleg, his friend and old shipmate, seemed such a blusterer. But I said nothing, only looking round me sharply. Peleg now threw open a chest, and drawing forth the ship's articles, placed pen and ink before him, and seated himself at a little table. I began to think it was high time to settle with myself at what terms I would be willing to engage for the voyage. I was already aware that in the whaling business they paid no wages; but all hands, including the captain, received certain shares of the profits called lays, and that these lays were proportioned to the degree of importance pertaining to the respective duties of the ship's company.
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I was also aware that being a green hand at whaling, my own lay would not be very large; but considering that I was used to the sea, could steer a ship, splice a rope, and all that, I made no doubt that from all I had heard I should be offered at least the 275th lay -- that is, the 275th part of the clear nett proceeds of the voyage, whatever that might eventually amount to. And though the 275th lay was what they call a rather long lay, yet it was better than nothing; and if we had a lucky voyage, might pretty nearly pay for the clothing I would wear out on it, not to speak of my three years' beef and board, for which I would not have to pay one stiver.
It might be thought that this was a poor way to accumulate a princely fortune -- and so it was, a very poor way indeed. But I am one of those that never take on about princely fortunes, and am quite content if the world is ready to board and lodge me, while I am putting up at this grim sign of the Thunder Cloud. Upon the whole, I thought that the 275th lay would be about the fair thing, but would not have been surprised had I been offered the 200th, considering I was of a broad-shouldered make.
But one thing, nevertheless, that made me a little distrustful about receiving a generous share of the profits was this: Ashore, I had heard something of both Captain Peleg and his unaccountable old crony Bildad; how that they being the principal proprietors of the Pequod, therefore the other and more inconsiderable and scattered owners, left nearly the whole management of the ship's affairs to these two. And I did not know but what the stingy old Bildad might have a mighty deal to say about shipping hands, especially as I now found him on board the Pequod, quite at home there in the cabin, and reading his Bible as if at his own fireside. Now while Peleg was vainly trying to mend a pen with his jack-knife, old Bildad, to my no small surprise, considering that he was such an interested party in these proceedings; Bildad never heeded us, but went on mumbling to himself out of his book,' Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth -- '
'Well, Captain Bildad,' interrupted Peleg,' what d'ye say, what lay shall we give this young man?'
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'Thou knowest best,' was the sepulchral reply, 'the seven hundred and seventy-seventh wouldn't be too much, would it? -- "where moth and rust do corrupt, but lay -- "'
Lay, indeed, thought I, and such a lay! the seven hundred and seventy-seventh! Well, old Bildad, you are determined that I, for one, shall not lay up many lays here below, where moth and rust do corrupt. It was an exceedingly long lay that, indeed; and though from the magnitude of the figure it might at first deceive a landsman, yet the slightest consideration will show that though seven hundred and seventy-seven is a pretty large number, yet, when you come to make a teenth of it, you will then see, I say, that the seven hundred and seventy-seventh part of a farthing is a good deal less than seven hundred and seventy-seven gold doubloons; and so I thought at the time.
'Why, blast your eyes, Bildad,' cried Peleg, 'Thou dost not want to swindle this young man! he must have more than that.'
'Seven hundred and seventy-seventh,' again said Bildad, without lifting his eyes; and then went on mumbling -- 'for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.'
'I am going to put him down for the three hundredth,' said Peleg, 'do ye hear that, Bildad! The three hundredth lay, I say.'
Bildad laid down his book, and turning solemnly towards him said, 'Captain Peleg, thou hast a generous heart; but thou must consider the duty thou owest to the other owners of this ship -- widows and orphans, many of them -- and that if we too abundantly reward the labors of this young man, we may be taking the bread from those widows and those orphans. The seven hundred and seventy-seventh lay, Captain Peleg.'
'Thou Bildad!' roared Peleg, starting up and clattering about the cabin. 'Blast ye, Captain Bildad, if I had followed thy advice in these matters, I would afore now had a conscience to lug about that would be heavy enough to founder the largest ship that ever sailed round Cape Horn.'
'Captain Peleg,' said Bildad steadily, 'thy conscience may be drawing ten inches of water, or ten fathoms, I can't tell; but as thou art still an impenitent man, captain Peleg, I greatly fear lest thy conscience be but a leaky one; and will in the end sink thee foundering down to the fiery pit, Captain Peleg.'
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'Fiery pit! fiery pit! ye insult me, man; past all natural bearing, ye insult me. It's an all-fired outrage to tell any human creature that he's bound to hell. Flukes and flames! Bildad, say that again to me, and start my soul-bolts, but I'll -- I'll -- yes, I'll swallow a live goat with all his hair and horns on. Out of the cabin, ye canting, drab-colored son of a wooden gun -- a straight wake with ye!'
As he thundered out this he made a rush at Bildad, but with a marvellous oblique, sliding celerity, Bildad for that time eluded him.
Alarmed at this terrible outburst between the two principal and responsible owners of the ship, and feeling half a mind to give up all idea of sailing in a vessel so questionably owned and temporarily commanded, I stepped aside from the door to give egress to Bildad, who, I made no doubt, was all eagerness to vanish from before the awakened wrath of Peleg. But to my astonishment, he sat down again on the transom very quietly, and seemed to have not the slightest intention of withdrawing. He seemed quite used to impenitent Peleg and his ways. As for Peleg, after letting off his rage as he had, there seemed no more left in him, and he, too, sat down like a lamb, though he twitched a little as if still nervously agitated. 'Whew!' he whistled at last -- 'the squall's gone off to leeward, I think. Bildad, thou used to be good at sharpening a lance, mend that pen, will ye. My jack-knife here needs the grindstone. That's he; thank ye, Bildad. Now then, my young man, Ishmael's thy name, didn't ye say? Well then, down ye go here, Ishmael, for the three hundredth lay.'
'Captain Peleg,' said I, 'I have a friend with me who wants to ship too -- shall I bring him down to-morrow?'
'To be sure,' said Peleg. 'Fetch him along, and we'll look at him.'
'What lay does he want?' groaned Bildad, glancing up from the book in which he had again been burying himself.
'Oh! never thee mind about that, Bildad,' said Peleg. 'Has he ever whaled it any?' turning to me.
'Killed more whales than I can count,' Captain Peleg.
'Well, bring him along then.'
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And, after signing the papers, off I went; nothing doubting but that I had done a good morning's work, and that the Pequod was the identical ship that Yojo had provided to carry Queequeg and me round the Cape.
But I had not proceeded far, when I began to bethink me that the captain with whom I was to sail yet remained unseen by me; though, indeed, in many cases, a whale-ship will be completely fitted out, and receive all her crew on board, ere the captain makes himself visible by arriving to take command; for sometimes these voyages are so prolonged, and the shore intervals at home so exceedingly brief, that if the captain have a family, or any absorbing concernment of that sort, he does not trouble himself much about his ship in port, but leaves her to the owners till all is ready for sea. However, it is always as well to have a look at him before irrevocably committing yourself into his hands. Turning back I accosted Captain Peleg, inquiring where Captain Ahab was to be found.
'And what dost thou want of Captain Ahab? It's all right enough; thou art shipped.'
'Yes, but I should like to see him.'
'But I don't think thou wilt be able to at present. I don't know exactly what's the matter with him; but he keeps close inside the house; a sort of sick, and yet he don't look so. In fact, he ain't sick; but no, he isn't well either. Any how, young man, he won't always see me, so I don't suppose he will thee. He's a queer man, Captain Ahab -- so some think -- but a good one. Oh, thou'lt like him well enough; no fear, no fear. he's a grand, ungodly, god-like man, Captain Ahab; doesn't speak much; but, when he does speak, then you may well listen. Mark ye, be forewarned; Ahab's above the common; Ahab's been in colleges, as well as 'mong the cannibals; been used to deeper wonders than the waves; fixed his fiery lance in mightier stranger foes than whales. His lance! aye, the keenest and the surest that out of all our isle! Oh! he ain't Captain Bildad; no, and he ain't Captain Peleg; he's Ahab, boy; and Ahab of old, thou knowest, was a crowned king!'
'And a very vile one. When that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?'
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'Come hither to me -- hither, hither,' said Peleg, with a significance in his eye that almost startled me. 'Look ye, lad; never say that on board the Pequod. Never say it anywhere. Captain Ahab did not name himself. 'Twas a foolish, ignorant whim of his crazy, widowed mother, who died when he was only a twelvemonth old. And yet the old squaw Tistig, at Gayhead, said that the name would somehow prove prophetic. And, perhaps, other fools like her may tell thee the same. I wish to warn thee. It's a lie. I know Captain Ahab well; I've sailed with him as mate years ago; I know what he is -- a good man -- not a pious, good man, like Bildad, but a swearing good man -- something like me -- only there's a good deal more of him. Aye, aye, I know that he was never very jolly; and I know that on the passage home, he was a little out of his mind for a spell; but it was the sharp shooting pains in his bleeding stump that brought that about, as any one might see. I know, too, that ever since he lost his leg last voyage by that accursed whale, he's been a kind of moody -- desperate moody, and savage sometimes; but that will all pass off. And once for all, let me tell thee and assure thee, young man, it's better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one. So good-bye to thee -- and wrong not Captain Ahab, because he happens to have a wicked name. Besides, my boy, he has a wife -- not three voyages wedded -- a sweet, resigned girl. Think of that; by that sweet girl that old man has a child: hold ye then there can be any utter, hopeless harm in Ahab? No, no, my lad; stricken, blasted, if he be, Ahab has his humanities!'
As I walked away, I was full of thoughtfulness; what had been incidentally revealed to me of Captain Ahab, filled me with a certain wild vagueness of painfulness concerning him. And somehow, at the time, I felt a sympathy and a sorrow for him, but for I don't know what, unless it was the cruel loss of his leg. And yet I also felt a strange awe of him; but that sort of awe, which I cannot at all describe, was not exactly awe; I do not know what it was. But I felt it; and it did not disincline me towards him; though I felt impatience at what seemed like mystery in him, so imperfectly as he was known to me then. However, my thoughts were at length carried in other directions, so that for the present dark Ahab slipped my mind.
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Chapter xvii
THE RAMADAN
As Queequeg's Ramadan, or Fasting and Humiliation, was to continue all day, I did not choose to disturb him till towards night-fall; for I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical, and could not find it in my heart to undervalue even a congregation of ants worshipping a toad-stool; or those other creatures in certain parts of our earth, who with a degree of footmanism quite unprecedented in other planets, bow down before the torso of a deceased landed proprietor merely on account of the inordinate possessions yet owned and rented in his name.
I say, we good Presbyterian Christians should be charitable in these things, and not fancy ourselves so vastly superior to other mortals, pagans and what not, because of their half-crazy conceits on these subjects. There was Queequeg, now, certainly entertaining the most absurd notions about Yojo and his Ramadan; -- but what of that? Queequeg thought he knew what he was about, I suppose; he seemed to be content; and there let him rest. All our arguing with him would not avail; let him be, I say: and Heaven have mercy on us all -- Presbyterians and Pagans alike -- for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.
Towards evening, when I felt assured that all his performances and rituals must be over, I went up to his room and knocked at the door; but no answer. I tried to open it, but it was fastened inside. 'Queequeg,' said I softly through the key-hole: -- all silent. 'I say, Queequeg! why don't you speak? It's I -- Ishmael.' But all remained still as before. I began to grow alarmed. I had allowed him such abundant time; I thought he might have had an apoplectic fit. I looked through the key-hole; but the door opening into an odd corner of the room, the key-hole prospect was but a crooked and sinister one. I could only see part of the foot-board of the bed and a line of
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the wall, but nothing more. I was surprised to behold resting against the wall the wooden shaft of Queequeg's harpoon, which the landlady the evening previous had taken from him, before our mounting to the chamber. That's strange, thought I; but at any rate, since the harpoon stands yonder, and he seldom or never goes abroad without it, therefore he must be inside here, and no possible mistake.
'Queequeg! -- Queequeg!' -- all still. Something must have happened. Apoplexy! I tried to burst open the door; but it stubbornly resisted. Running down stairs, I quickly stated my suspicions to the first person i met -- the chambermaid. 'La! La!' she cried, 'I thought something must be the matter. I went to make the bed after breakfast, and the door was locked; and not a mouse to be heard; and it's been just so silent ever since. But I thought, may be, you had both gone off and locked your baggage in for safe keeping. La! La, ma'am! -- Mistress! murder! Mrs. Hussey! apoplexy!' -- and with these cries, she ran towards the kitchen, I following.
Mrs. Hussey soon appeared, with a mustard-pot in one hand and a vinegar-cruet in the other, having just broken away from the occupation of attending to the castors, and scolding her little black boy meantime.
'Wood- house!' cried I, 'which way to it? Run for God's sake, and fetch something to pry open the door -- the axe! -- the axe! he's had a stroke; depend upon it!' -- and so saying I was unmethodically rushing up stairs again empty-handed, when Mrs. Hussey interposed the mustard-pot and vinegar-cruet, and the entire castor of her countenance.
'What's the matter with you, young man?'
'Get the axe! For God's sake, run for the doctor, some one, while I pry it open!'
'Look here,' said the landlady, quickly putting down the vinegar-cruet, so as to have one hand free; 'look here; are you talking about prying open any of my doors?' -- and with that she seized my arm. 'What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you, shipmate?'
In as calm, but rapid a manner as possible, I gave her to understand the whole case. Unconsciously clapping the vinegar- cruet
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to one side of her nose, she ruminated for an instant; then exclaimed -- 'No! I haven't seen it since I put it there.' Running to a little closet under the landing of the stairs, she glanced in, and returning, told me that Queequeg's harpoon was missing. 'He's killed himself,' she cried. 'It's unfort'nate stiggs done over again -- there goes another counterpane -- god pity his poor mother! -- it will be the ruin of my house. Has the poor lad a sister? Where's that girl? -- there, Betty, go to Snarles the Painter, and tell him to paint me a sign, with -- "no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;" -- might as well kill both birds at once. Kill? The Lord be merciful to his ghost! What's that noise there? You, young man, avast there!'
And running up after me, she caught me as I was again trying to force open the door.
'I won't allow it; I won't have my premises spoiled. Go for the locksmith, there's one about a mile from here. But avast!' putting her hand in her side-pocket, 'here's a key that'll fit, I guess; let's see.' And with that, she turned it in the lock; but, alas! Queequeg's supplemental bolt remained unwithdrawn within.
'Have to burst it open,' said I, and was running down the entry a little, for a good start, when the landlady caught at me, again vowing I should not break down her premises; but I tore from her, and with a sudden bodily rush dashed myself full against the mark.
With a prodigious noise the door flew open, and the knob slamming against the wall, sent the plaster to the ceiling; and there, good heavens! there sat Queequeg, altogether cool and self-collected; right in the middle of the room; squatting on his hams, and holding Yojo on top of his head. He looked neither one way nor the other way, but sat like a carved image with scarce a sign of active life.
'Queequeg,' said I, going up to him, 'Queequeg, what's the matter with you?'
'He hain't been a sittin' so all day, has he?' said the landlady.
But all we said, not a word could we drag out of him; I almost felt like pushing him over, so as to change his position, for it was almost intolerable, it seemed so painfully and unnaturally
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constrained; especially, as in all probability he had been sitting so for upwards of eight or ten hours, going too without his regular meals.
'Mrs. Hussey,' said I, 'he's alive at all events; so leave us, if you please, and I will see to this strange affair myself.'
Closing the door upon the landlady, I endeavored to prevail upon Queequeg to take a chair; but in vain. There he sat; and all he could do -- for all my polite arts and blandishments -- he would not move a peg, nor say a single word, nor even look at me, nor notice my presence in any the slightest way.
I wonder, thought I, if this can possibly be a part of his Ramadan; do they fast on their hams that way in his native island. It must be so; yes, it's part of his creed, I suppose; well, then, let him rest; he'll get up sooner or later, no doubt. It can't last for ever, thank God, and his Ramadan only comes once a year; and I don't believe it's very punctual then.
I went down to supper. After sitting a long time listening to the long stories of some sailors who had just come from a plum-pudding voyage, as they called it (that is, a short whaling-voyage in a schooner or brig, confined to the north of the line, in the Atlantic Ocean only); after listening to these plum-puddingers till nearly eleven o'clock, I went up stairs to go to bed, feeling quite sure by this time Queequeg must certainly have brought his Ramadan to a termination. But no; there he was just where I had left him; he had not stirred an inch. I began to grow vexed with him; it seemed so downright senseless and insane to be sitting there all day and half the night on his hams in a cold room, holding a piece of wood on his head.
'For heaven's sake, Queequeg, get up and shake yourself; get up and have some supper. You'll starve; you'll kill yourself, Queequeg.' But not a word did he reply.
Despairing of him, therefore, I determined to go to bed and to sleep; and no doubt, before a great while, he would follow me. But previous to turning in, I took my heavy bearskin jacket, and threw it over him, as it promised to be a very cold night; and he had nothing but his ordinary round jacket on. For some time, do all I would, I could not get into the faintest doze. I had blown out the candle; and the mere thought of Queequeg --
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not four feet off -- sitting there in that uneasy position, stark alone in the cold and dark; this made me really wretched. Think of it; sleeping all night in the same room with a wide awake pagan on his hams in this dreary, unaccountable Ramadan!
But somehow I dropped off at last, and knew nothing more till break of day; when, looking over the bedside, there squatted Queequeg, as if he had been screwed down to the floor. But as soon as the first glimpse of sun entered the window, up he got, with stiff and grating joints, but with a cheerful look; limped towards me where I lay; pressed his forehead again against mine; and said his Ramadan was over.
Now, as I before hinted, I have no objection to any person's religion, be it what it may, so long as that person does not kill or insult any other person, because that other person don't believe it also. But when a man's religion becomes really frantic; when it is a positive torment to him; and, in fine, makes this earth of ours an uncomfortable inn to lodge in; then I think it high time to take that individual aside and argue the point with him.
And just so I now did with Queequeg. 'Queequeg,' said I, 'get into bed now, and lie and listen to me.' I then went on, beginning with the rise and progress of the primitive religions, and coming down to the various religions of the present time, during which time I labored to show Queequeg that all these Lents, Ramadans, and prolonged ham-squattings in cold, cheerless rooms were stark nonsense; bad for the health; useless for the soul; opposed, in short, to the obvious laws of Hygiene and common sense. I told him, too, that he being in other things such an extremely sensible and sagacious savage, it pained me, very badly pained me, to see him now so deplorably foolish about this ridiculous Ramadan of his. Besides, argued I, fasting makes the body cave in; hence the spirit caves in; and all thoughts born of a fast must necessarily be half-starved. This is the reason why most dyspeptic religionists cherish such melancholy notions about their hereafters. In one word, Queequeg, said I, rather digressively; hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling; and since then perpetuated through the hereditary dyspepsias nurtured by Ramadans.
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I then asked Queequeg whether he himself was ever troubled with dyspepsia; expressing the idea very plainly, so that he could take it in. He said no; only upon one memorable occasion. It was after a great feast given by his father the king, on the gaining of a great battle wherein fifty of the enemy had been killed by about two o'clock in the afternoon, and all cooked and eaten that very evening.
'No more, Queequeg,' said I, shuddering; 'that will do;' for I knew the inferences without his further hinting them. I had seen a sailor who had visited that very island, and he told me that it was the custom, when a great battle had been gained there, to barbecue all the slain in the yard or garden of the victor; and then, one by one, they were placed in great wooden trenchers, and garnished round like a pilau, with breadfruit and cocoanuts; and with some parsley in their mouths, were sent round with the victor's compliments to all his friends, just as though these presents were so many Christmas turkeys.
After all, I do not think that my remarks about religion made much impression upon Queequeg. Because, in the first place, he somehow seemed dull of hearing on that important subject, unless considered from his own point of view; and, in the second place, he did not more than one third understand me, couch my ideas simply as I would; and, finally, he no doubt thought he knew a good deal more about the true religion than I did. He looked at me with a sort of condescending concern and compassion, as though he thought it a great pity that such a sensible young man should be so hopelessly lost to evangelical pagan piety.
At last we rose and dressed; and Queequeg, taking a prodigiously hearty breakfast of chowders of all sorts, so that the landlady should not make much profit by reason of his Ramadan, we sallied out to board the Pequod, sauntering along, and picking our teeth with halibut bones.
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Chapter xviii
HIS MARK
As we were walking down the end of the wharf towards the ship, Queequeg carrying his harpoon, Captain Peleg in his gruff voice loudly hailed us from his wigwam, saying he had not suspected my friend was a cannibal, and furthermore announcing that he let no cannibals on board that craft, unless they previously produced their papers.
'What do you mean by that, Captain Peleg?' said I, now jumping on the bulwarks, and leaving my comrade standing on the wharf.
'I mean,' he replied, 'he must show his papers.'
'Yea,' said Captain Bildad in his hollow voice, sticking his head from behind Peleg's, out of the wigwam. 'He must show that he's converted. Son of darkness,' he added, turning to Queequeg, 'art thou at present in communion with any christian church?'
'Why,' said I, 'he's a member of the First Congregational Church.' Here be it said, that many tattooed savages sailing in Nantucket ships at last come to be converted into the churches.
'First Congregational Church,' cried Bildad, 'what! that worships in Deacon Deuteronomy Coleman's meeting-house?' and so saying, taking out his spectacles, he rubbed them with his great yellow bandana handkerchief, and putting them on very carefully, came out of the wigwam, and leaning stiffly over the bulwarks, took a good long look at Queequeg.
'How long hath he been a member?' he then said, turning to me; 'not very long, I rather guess, young man.'
'No,' said Peleg, 'and he hasn't been baptized right either, or it would have washed some of that devil's blue off his face.'
'Do tell, now,' cried Bildad, 'is this Philistine a regular member of Deacon Deuteronomy's meeting? I never saw him going there, and I pass it every Lord's day.'
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'I don't know anything about Deacon Deuteronomy or his meeeting,' said I, 'all I know is, that Queequeg here is a born member of the First Congregational Church. He is a deacon himself, Queequeg is.'
'Young man,' said Bildad sternly, 'thou art skylarking with me -- explain thyself, thou young Hittite. What church dost thee mean? answer me.'
Finding myself thus hard pushed, I replied. 'I mean, sir, the same ancient Catholic Church to which you and I, and Captain Peleg there, and Queequeg here, and all of us, and every mother's son and soul of us belong; the great and everlasting First Congregation of this whole worshipping world; we all belong to that; only some of us cherish some queer crotchets noways touching the grand belief; in that we all join hands.'
Splice, thou mean'st splice hands,' cried Peleg, drawing nearer. 'Young man, you'd better ship for a missionary, instead of a fore-mast hand; I never heard a better sermon. Deacon Deuteronomy -- why Father Mapple himself couldn't beat it, and he's reckoned something. Come aboard, come aboard; never mind about the papers. I say, tell Quohog there -- what's that you call him? tell Quohog to step along. By the great anchor, what a harpoon he's got there! looks like good stuff that; and he handles it about right. I say, Quohog, or whatever your name is, did you ever stand in the head of a whale-boat? did you ever strike a fish?'
Without saying a word, Queequeg, in his wild sort of way, jumped upon the bulwarks, from thence into the bows of one of the whale-boats hanging to the side; and then bracing his left knee, and poising his harpoon, cried out in some such way as this: --
'Cap'ain, you see him small drop tar on water dere? You see him? well, spose him one whale eye, well, den!' and taking sharp aim at it, he darted the iron right over old Bildad's broad brim, clean across the ship's decks, and struck the glistening tar spot out of sight.
'Now,' said Queequeg, quietly hauling in the line, 'spos-ee him whale-e eye; why, dad whale dead.'
'Quick, Bildad,' said Peleg, his partner, who, aghast at the
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close vicinity of the flying harpoon, had retreated towards the cabin gangway. 'Quick, I say, you Bildad, and get the ship's papers. We must have Hedgehog there, I mean Quohog, in one of our boats. Look ye, Quohog, we'll give ye the ninetieth lay, and that's more than ever was given a harpooneer yet out of Nantucket.'
So down we went into the cabin, and to my great joy Queequeg was soon enrolled among the same ship's company to which I myself belonged.
When all preliminaries were over and Peleg had got everything ready for signing, he turned to me and said, 'I guess Quohog there don't know how to write, does he? I say, Quohog, blast ye! dost thou sign thy name or make thy mark?'
But at this question, Queequeg, who had twice or thrice before taken part in similar ceremonies, looked no ways abashed; but taking the offered pen, copied upon the paper, in the proper place, an exact counterpart of a queer round figure which was tattooed upon his arm; so that through Captain Peleg's obstinate mistake touching his appellative, it stood something like this: -- Quohog his mark
Meanwhile Captain Bildad sat earnestly and steadfastly eyeing Queequeg, and at last rising solemnly and fumbling in the huge pockets of his broad-skirted drab coat, took out a bundle of tracts, and selecting one entitled 'The Latter Day Coming; or No Time to Lose,' placed it in queequeg's hands, and then grasping them and the book with both his, looked earnestly into his eyes, and said, 'Son of darkness, I must do my duty by thee; I am part owner of this ship, and feel concerned for the souls of all its crew; if thou still clingest to thy Pagan ways, which I sadly fear, I beseech thee, remain not for aye a Belial bondsman. Spurn the idol Bell, and the hideous dragon; turn from the wrath to come; mind thine eye, I say; oh! goodness gracious! steer clear of the fiery pit!'
Something of the salt sea yet lingered in old Bildad's language, heterogeneously mixed with Scriptural and domestic phrases.
'Avast there, avast there, Bildad, avast now spoiling our harpooneer,'
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cried Peleg. 'Pious harpooneers never make good voyagers -- it takes the shark out of 'em; no harpooneer is worth a straw who aint pretty sharkish. There was young Nat Swaine, once the bravest boat-header out of all Nantucket and the Vineyard; he joined the meeting, and never came to good. He got so frightened about his plaguy soul, that he shrinked and sheered away from whales, for fear of after-claps in case he got stove and went to Davy Jones.'
Peleg! Peleg!' said Bildad, lifting his eyes and hands, 'thou thyself, as I myself, hast seen many a perilous time; thou knowest, Peleg, what it is to have the fear of death; how, then, can'st thou prate in this ungodly guise. Thou beliest thine own heart, Peleg. Tell me, when this same Pequod here had her three masts overboard in that typhoon on Japan, that same voyage when thou went mate with Captain Ahab, did'st thou not think of Death and the Judgment then?'
'Hear him, hear him now,' cried Peleg, marching across the cabin, and thrusting his hands far down into his pockets, -- 'hear him, all of ye. Think of that! When every moment we thought the ship would sink! Death and the judgment then? What? With all three masts making such an everlasting thundering against the side; and every sea breaking over us, fore and aft. Think of Death and the Judgment then? No! no time to think about Death then. Life was what Captain Ahab and I was thinking of; and how to save all hands -- how to rig jury-masts -- how to get into the nearest port; that was what I was thinking of.'
Bildad said no more, but buttoning up his coat, stalked on deck, where we followed him. There he stood, very quietly overlooking some sail-makers who were mending a top-sail in the waist. Now and then he stooped to pick up a patch, or save an end of tarred twine, which otherwise might have been wasted.
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Chapter xix
THE PROPHET
'Shipmates, have ye shipped in that ship?'
Queequeg and I had just left the Pequod, and were sauntering away from the water, for the moment each occupied with his own thoughts, when the above words were put to us by a stranger, who, pausing before us, levelled his massive forefinger at the vessel in question. He was but shabbily apparelled in faded jacket and patched trowsers; a rag of a black handkerchief investing his neck. A confluent small-pox had in all directions flowed over his face, and left it like the complicated ribbed bed of a torrent, when the rushing waters have been dried up.
'Have ye shipped in her?' he repeated.
'You mean the ship Pequod, I suppose,' said I, trying to gain a little more time for an uninterrupted look at him.
'Aye, the Pequod -- that ship there,' he said, drawing back his whole arm, and then rapidly shoving it straight out from him, with the fixed bayonet of his pointed finger darted full at the object.
'Yes,' said I, 'we have just signed the articles.'
'Anything down there about your souls?'
'About what?'
'Oh, perhaps you hav'n't got any,' he said quickly. 'No matter though, I know many chaps that hav'n't got any, -- good luck to 'em; and they are all the better off for it. A soul's a sort of a fifth wheel to a wagon.'
'What are you jabbering about, shipmate?' said I.
'He's got enough, though, to make up for all deficiencies of that sort in other chaps,' abruptly said the stranger, placing a nervous emphasis upon the word he.
'Queequeg,' said I, 'let's go; this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he's talking about something and somebody we don't know.'
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'Stop!' cried the stranger. 'Ye said true -- ye hav'n't seen Old Thunder yet, have ye?'
'Who's Old Thunder?' said I, again riveted with the insane earnestness of his manner.
'Captain Ahab.'
'What! the captain of our ship, the Pequod?'
'Aye, among some of us old sailor chaps, he goes by that name. Ye hav'n't seen him yet, have ye?'
'No, we hav'n't. He's sick they say, but is getting better, and will be all right again before long.'
'All right again before long!' laughed the stranger, with a solemnly derisive sort of laugh. 'Look ye; when captain Ahab is all right, then thi
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grow naturally; that they import Canada thistles; that they have to send beyond seas for a spile to stop a leak in an oil cask; that pieces of wood in Nantucket are carried about like bits of the true cross in Rome; that people there plant toadstools before their houses, to get under the shade in summer time; that one blade of grass makes an oasis, three blades in a day's walk a prairie; that they wear quicksand shoes, something like Laplander snowshoes; that they are so shut up, belted about, every way inclosed, surrounded, and made an utter island of by the ocean, that to their very chairs and tables small clams will sometimes be found adhering, as to the backs of sea turtles. But these extravaganzas only show that Nantucket is no Illinois.
Look now at the wondrous traditional story of how this island was settled by the red-men. Thus goes the legend. In olden times an eagle swooped down upon the New England coast, and carried off an infant Indian in his talons. With loud lament the parents saw their child borne out of sight over the wide waters. They resolved to follow in the same direction. Setting out in their canoes, after a perilous passage they discovered the island, and there they found an empty ivory casket, -- the poor little Indian's skeleton.
What wonder, then, that these Nantucketers, born on a beach, should take to the sea for a livelihood! They first caught crabs and quohogs in the sand; grown bolder, they waded out with nets for mackerel; more experienced, they pushed off in boats and captured cod; and at last, launching a navy of great ships on the sea, explored this watery world; put an incessant belt of circumnavigations round it; peeped in at Behring's Straits; and in all seasons and all oceans declared everlasting war with the mightiest animated mass that has survived the flood; most monstrous and most mountainous! That Himmalehan, salt-sea Mastodon, clothed with such portentousness of unconscious power, that his very panics are more to be dreaded than his most fearless and malicious assaults!
And thus have these naked Nantucketers, these sea hermits, issuing from their ant-hill in the sea, overrun and conquered the watery world like so many Alexanders; parcelling out among
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them the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian oceans, as the three pirate powers did Poland. Let America add Mexico to Texas, and pile Cuba upon Canada; let the English overswarm all India, and hang out their blazing banner from the sun; two thirds of this terraqueous globe are the Nantucketer's. For the sea is his; he owns it, as Emperors own empires; other seamen having but a right of way through it. Merchant ships are but extension bridges; armed ones but floating forts; even pirates and privateers, though following the sea as highwaymen the road, they but plunder other ships, other fragments of the land like themselves, without seeking to draw their living from the bottomless deep itself. The Nantucketer, he alone resides and riots on the sea; he alone, in Bible language, goes down to it in ships; to and fro ploughing it as his own special plantation. There is his home; there lies his business, which a noah's flood would not interrupt, though it overwhelmed all the millions in China. He lives on the sea, as prairie cocks in the prairie; he hides among the waves, he climbs them as chamois hunters climb the Alps. For years he knows not the land; so that when he comes to it at last, it smells like another world, more strangely than the moon would to an Earthsman. With the landless gull, that at sunset folds her wings and is rocked to sleep between billows; so at nightfall, the Nantucketer, out of sight of land, furls his sails, and lays him to his rest, while under his very pillow rush herds of walruses and whales.
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Chapter xv
CHOWDER
It was quite late in the evening when the little Moss came snugly to anchor, and Queequeg and I went ashore; so we could attend to no business that day, at least none but a supper and a bed. The landlord of the Spouter-Inn had recommended us to his cousin Hosea Hussey of the Try Pots, whom he asserted to
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be the proprietor of one of the best kept hotels in all Nantucket, and moreover he had assured us that cousin Hosea, as he called him, was famous for his chowders. In short, he plainly hinted that we could not possibly do better than try pot-luck at the Try Pots. But the directions he had given us about keeping a yellow warehouse on our starboard hand till we opened a white church to the larboard, and then keeping that on the larboard hand till we made a corner three points to the starboard, and that done, then ask the first man we met where the place was: these crooked directions of his very much puzzled us at first, especially as, at the outset, Queequeg insisted that the yellow warehouse -- our first point of departure -- must be left on the larboard hand, whereas I had understood Peter Coffin to say it was on the starboard. However, by dint of beating about a little in the dark, and now and then knocking up a peaceable inhabitant to inquire the way, we at last came to something which there was no mistaking.
Two enormous wooden pots painted black, and suspended by asses' ears, swung from the cross-trees of an old top-mast, planted in front of an old doorway. The horns of the cross-trees were sawed off on the other side, so that this old top-mast looked not a little like a gallows. Perhaps I was over sensitive to such impressions at the time, but I could not help staring at this gallows with a vague misgiving. A sort of crick was in my neck as I gazed up to the two remaining horns; yes, two of them, one for Queequeg, and one for me. It's ominous, thinks I. A Coffin my Innkeeper upon landing in my first whaling port; tombstones staring at me in the whalemen's chapel; and here a gallows! and a pair of prodigious black pots too! Are these last throwing out oblique hints touching Tophet?
I was called from these reflections by the sight of a freckled woman with yellow hair and a yellow gown, standing in the porch of the inn, under a dull red lamp swinging there, that looked much like an injured eye, and carrying on a brisk scolding with a man in a purple woollen shirt.
'Get along with ye,' said she to the man, 'or I'll be combing ye!'
'Come on, Queequeg,' said I, 'all right. There's Mrs. Hussey.'
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And so it turned out; Mr. Hosea Hussey being from home, but leaving Mrs. Hussey entirely competent to attend to all his affairs. Upon making known our desires for a supper and a bed, Mrs. Hussey, postponing further scolding for the present, ushered us into a little room, and seating us at a table spread with the relics of a recently concluded repast, turned round to us and said -- 'Clam or Cod?'
'What's that about Cods, ma'am?' said I, with much politeness.
'Clam or Cod?' she repeated.
'A clam for supper? a cold clam; is that what you mean, Mrs. Hussey?' says I; 'but that's a rather cold and clammy reception in the winter time, ain't it, Mrs Hussey?'
But being in a great hurry to resume scolding the man in the purple shirt, who was waiting for it in the entry, and seeming to hear nothing but the word 'clam,' Mrs. Hussey hurried towards an open door leading to the kitchen, and bawling out 'clam for two,' disappeared.
'Queequeg,' said I, 'do you think that we can make out a supper for us both on one clam?'
However, a warm savory steam from the kitchen served to belie the apparently cheerless prospect before us. But when that smoking chowder came in, the mystery was delightfully explained. Oh, sweet friends! hearken to me. It was made of small juicy clams, scarcely bigger than hazel nuts, mixed with pounded ship biscuit, and salted pork cut up into little flakes; the whole enriched with butter, and plentifully seasoned with pepper and salt. Our appetites being sharpened by the frosty voyage, and in particular, Queequeg seeing his favorite fishing food before him, and the chowder being surpassingly excellent, we despatched it with great expedition: when leaning back a moment and bethinking me of Mrs. Hussey's clam and cod announcement, I thought I would try a little experiment. Stepping to the kitchen door, I uttered the word 'cod' with great emphasis, and resumed my seat. In a few moments the savory steam came forth again, but with a different flavor, and in good time a fine cod- chowder was placed before us.
We resumed business; and while plying our spoons in the
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bowl, thinks I to myself, I wonder now if this here has any effect on the head? What's that stultifying saying about chowder-headed people? 'But look, Queequeg, ain't that a live eel in your bowl? Where's your harpoon?'
Fishiest of all fishy places was the Try Pots, which well deserved its name; for the pots there were always boiling chowders. Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes. The area before the house was paved with clam-shells. Mrs. Hussey wore a polished necklace of codfish vertebra; and Hosea Hussey had his account books bound in superior old shark-skin. There was a fishy flavor to the milk, too, which I could not at all account for, till one morning happening to take a stroll along the beach among some fishermen's boats, I saw Hosea's brindled cow feeding on fish remnants, and marching along the sand with each foot in a cod's decapitated head, looking very slip-shod, I assure ye.
Supper concluded, we received a lamp, and directions from Mrs. Hussey concerning the nearest way to bed; but, as Queequeg was about to precede me up the stairs, the lady reached forth her arm, and demanded his harpoon; she allowed no harpoon in her chambers. 'Why not?' said I; 'every true whaleman sleeps with his harpoon -- but why not?' 'Because it's dangerous,' says she. 'Ever since young Stiggs coming from that unfort'nt v'y'ge of his, when he was gone four years and a half, with only three barrels of ile, was found dead in my first floor back, with his harpoon in his side; ever since then I allow no boarders to take sich dangerous weepons in their rooms at night. So, Mr. Queequeg'(for she had learned his name), 'I will just take this here iron, and keep it for you till morning. But the chowder; clam or cod to-morrow for breakfast, men?'
'Both,' says I; 'and let's have a couple of smoked herring by way of variety.'
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Chapter xvi
THE SHIP
In bed we concocted our plans for the morrow. But to my surprise and no small concern, Queequeg now gave me to understand, that he had been diligently consulting Yojo -- the name of his black little god -- and Yojo had told him two or three times over, and strongly insisted upon it everyway, that instead of our going together among the whaling-fleet in harbor, and in concert selecting our craft; instead of this, I say, Yojo earnestly enjoined that the selection of the ship should rest wholly with me, inasmuch as Yojo purposed befriending us; and, in order to do so, had already pitched upon a vessel, which, if left to myself, I, Ishmael, should infallibly light upon, for all the world as though it had turned out by chance; and in that vessel I must immediately ship myself, for the present irrespective of Queequeg.
I have forgotten to mention that, in many things, Queequeg placed great confidence in the excellence of Yojo's judgment and surprising forecast of things; and cherished Yojo with considerable esteem, as a rather good sort of god, who perhaps meant well enough upon the whole, but in all cases did not succeed in his benevolent designs.
Now, this plan of Queequeg's, or rather Yojo's, touching the selection of our craft; I did not like that plan at all. I had not a little relied on Queequeg's sagacity to point out the whaler best fitted to carry us and our fortunes securely. But as all my remonstrances produced no effect upon Queequeg, I was obliged to acquiesce; and accordingly prepared to set about this business with a determined rushing sort of energy and vigor, that should quickly settle that trifling little affair. Next morning early, leaving Queequeg shut up with Yojo in our little bedroom -- for it seemed that it was some sort of Lent or Ramadan, or day of fasting, humiliation, and prayer with Queequeg and Yojo that
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day; how it was I never could find out, for, though I applied myself to it several times, I never could master his liturgies and XXXIX Articles -- leaving Queequeg, then, fasting on his tomahawk pipe, and Yojo warming himself at his sacrificial fire of shavings, I sallied out among the shipping. After much prolonged sauntering and many random inquiries, I learnt that there were three ships up for three-years' voyages -- The Devil-Dam the Tit- bit, and the Pequod. Devil-dam, I do not know the origin of; Tit-bit is obvious; Pequod, you will no doubt remember, was the name of a celebrated tribe of Massachusetts Indians, now extinct as the ancient Medes. I peered and pryed about the Devil-Dam; from her, hopped over to the Tit-bit; and, finally, going on board the Pequod, looked around her for a moment, and then decided that this was the very ship for us.
You may have seen many a quaint craft in your day, for aught I know; -- squared-toed luggers; mountainous Japanese junks; butter-box galliots, and what not; but take my word for it, you never saw such a rare old craft as this same rare old Pequod. She was a ship of the old school, rather small if anything; with an old fashioned claw-footed look about her. Long seasoned and weather-stained in the typhoons and calms of all four oceans, her old hull's complexion was darkened like a French grenadier's, who has alike fought in Egypt and Siberia. Her venerable bows looked bearded. Her masts -- cut somewhere on the coast of Japan, where her original ones were lost overboard in a gale -- her masts stood stiffly up like the spines of the three old kings of Cologne. Her ancient decks were worn and wrinkled, like the pilgrim-worshipped flag-stone in Canterbury Cathedral where Beckett bled. But to all these her old antiquities, were added new and marvellous features, pertaining to the wild business that for more than half a century she had followed. Old Captain Peleg, many years her chief-mate, before he commanded another vessel of his own, and now a retired seaman, and one of the principal owners of the Pequod, -- this old Peleg, during the term of his chief-mateship, had built upon her original grotesqueness, and inlaid it, all over, with a quaintness both of material and device, unmatched by anything except it be Thorkill-Hake's carved buckler or bedstead. She was
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apparelled like any barbaric Ethiopian emperor, his neck heavy with pendants of polished ivory. She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies. All round, her unpanelled, open bulwarks were garnished like one continuous jaw, with the long sharp teeth of the Sperm Whale, inserted there for pins, to fasten her old hempen thews and tendons to. Those thews ran not through base blocks of land wood, but deftly travelled over sheaves of sea-ivory. Scorning a turnstile wheel at her reverend helm, she sported there a tiller; and that tiller was in one mass, curiously carved from the long narrow lower jaw of her hereditary foe. The helmsman who steered by that tiller in a tempest, felt like the Tartar, when he holds back his fiery steed by clutching its jaw. A noble craft, but somehow a most melancholy! All noble things are touched with that.
Now when I looked about the quarter-deck, for some one having authority, in order to propose myself as a candidate for the voyage, at first I saw nobody; but I could not well overlook a strange sort of tent, or rather wigwam, pitched a little behind the main-mast. It seemed only a temporary erection used in port. It was of a conical shape, some ten feet high; consisting of the long, huge slabs of limber black bone taken from the middle and highest part of the jaws of the right-whale. Planted with their broad ends on the deck, a circle of these slabs laced together, mutually sloped towards each other, and at the apex united in a tufted point, where the loose hairy fibres waved to and fro like a top-knot on some old Pottowotamie Sachem's head. A triangular opening faced towards the bows of the ship, so that the insider commanded a complete view forward.
And half concealed in this queer tenement, I at length found one who by his aspect seemed to have authority; and who, it being noon, and the ship's work suspended, was now enjoying respite from the burden of command. He was seated on an old-fashioned oaken chair, wriggling all over with curious carving; and the bottom of which was formed of a stout interlacing of the same elastic stuff of which the wigwam was constructed.
There was nothing so very particular, perhaps, about the
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appearance of the elderly man I saw; he was brown and brawny, like most old seamen, and heavily rolled up in blue pilot-cloth, cut in the Quaker style; only there was a fine and almost microscopic net-work of the minutest wrinkles interlacing round his eyes, which must have arisen from his continual sailings in many hard gales, and always looking to windward; -- for this causes the muscles about the eyes to become pursed together. Such eye- wrinkles are very effectual in a scowl.
'Is this the Captain of the Pequod?' said I, advancing to the door of the tent.
'Supposing it be the Captain of the Pequod, what dost thou want of him?' he demanded.
'I was thinking of shipping.'
'Thou wast, wast thou? I see thou are no Nantucketer -- ever been in a stove boat?'
'No, Sir, I never have.'
'Dost know nothing at all about whaling, I dare say -- eh?'
'Nothing, Sir; but I have no doubt I shall soon learn. I've been several voyages in the merchant service, and I think that -- '
'Marchant service be damned. Talk not that lingo to me. Dost see that leg? -- I'll take that leg away from thy stern, if ever thou talkest of the marchant service to me again. Marchant service indeed! I suppose now ye feel considerable proud of having served in those marchant ships. But flukes! man, what makes thee want to go a whaling, eh? -- it looks a little suspicious, don't it, eh? -- Hast not been a pirate, hast thou? -- Didst not rob thy last Captain, didst thou? -- Dost not think of murdering the officers when thou gettest to sea?'
I protested my innocence of these things. I saw that under the mask of these half humorous inuendoes, this old seaman, as an insulated Quakerish Nantucketer, was full of his insular prejudices, and rather distrustful of all aliens, unless they hailed from Cape Cod or the Vineyard.
'But what takes thee a-whaling? I want to know that before I think of shipping ye.'
'Well, sir, I want to see what whaling is. I want to see the world.'
'Want to see what whaling is, eh? Have ye clapped eye on Captain Ahab?'
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'Who is Captain Ahab, sir?'
'Aye, aye, I thought so. Captain Ahab is the Captain of this ship.'
'I am mistaken then. I thought I was speaking to the Captain himself.'
'Thou art speaking to Captain Peleg -- that's who ye are speaking to, young man. It belongs to me and Captain Bildad to see the Pequod fitted out for the voyage, and supplied with all her needs, including crew. We are part owners and agents. But as I was going to say, if thou wantest to know what whaling is, as thou tellest ye do, I can put ye in a way of finding it out before ye bind yourself to it, past backing out. Clap eye on Captain Ahab, young man, and thou wilt find that he has only one leg.'
'What do you mean, sir? Was the other one lost by a whale?'
'Lost by a whale! Young man, come nearer to me: it was devoured, chewed up, crunched by the monstrousest parmacetty that ever chipped a boat! -- ah, ah!'
I was a little alarmed by his energy, perhaps also a little touched at the hearty grief in his concluding exclamation, but said as calmly as I could, 'What you say is no doubt true enough, sir; but how could I know there was any peculiar ferocity in that particular whale, though indeed I might have inferred as much from the simple fact of the accident.'
'Look ye now, young man, thy lungs are a sort of soft, d'ye see; thou dost not talk shark a bit. Sure, ye've been to sea before now; sure of that?'
'Sir,' said I, 'I thought I told you that I had been four voyages in the merchant -- '
'Hard down out of that! Mind what I said about the marchant service -- don't aggravate me -- I won't have it. But let us understand each other. I have given thee a hint about what whaling is; do ye yet feel inclined for it?'
'I do, sir.'
'Very good. Now, art thou the man to pitch a harpoon down a live whale's throat, and then jump after it? Answer, quick!'
'I am, sir, if it should be positively indispensable to do so; not to be got rid of, that is; which I don't take to be the fact.'
'Good again. Now then, thou not only wantest to go a-whaling, to find out by experience what whaling is, but ye also want to
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go in order to see the world? Was not that what ye said? I thought so. Well then, just step forward there, and take a peep over the weather-bow, and then back to me and tell me what ye see there.'
For a moment I stood a little puzzled by this curious request, not knowing exactly how to take it, whether humorously or in earnest. But concentrating all his crow's feet into one scowl, Captain Peleg started me on the errand.
Going forward and glancing over the weather bow, I perceived that the ship swinging to her anchor with the flood-tide, was now obliquely pointing towards the open ocean. The prospect was unlimited, but exceedingly monotonous and forbidding; not the slightest variety that I could see.
'Well, what's the report?' said Peleg when I came back; 'what did ye see?'
'Not much,' I replied -- 'nothing but water; considerable horizon though, and there's a squall coming up, I think.'
'Well, what dost thou think then of seeing the world? Do ye wish to go round Cape Horn to see any more of it, eh? Can't ye see the world where you stand?'
I was a little staggered, but go a-whaling I must, and I would; and the Pequod was as good a ship as any -- I thought the best -- and all this I now repeated to Peleg. Seeing me so determined, he expressed his willingness to ship me.
'And thou mayest as well sign the papers right off,' he added -- ' come along with ye.' And so saying, he led the way below deck into the cabin.
Seated on the transom was what seemed to me a most uncommon and surprising figure. It turned out to be Captain Bildad, who along with Captain Peleg was one of the largest owners of the vessel; the other shares, as is sometimes the case in these ports, being held by a crowd of old annuitants; widows, fatherless children, and chancery wards; each owning about the value of a timber head, or a foot of plank, or a nail or two in the ship. People in Nantucket invest their money in whaling vessels, the same way that you do yours in approved state stocks bringing in good interest.
Now, Bildad, like Peleg, and indeed many other Nantucketers,
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was a Quaker, the island having been originally settled by that sect; and to this day its inhabitants in general retain in an uncommon measure the peculiarities of the Quaker, only variously and anomalously modified by things altogether alien and heterogeneous. For some of these same Quakers are the most sanguinary of all sailors and whale-hunters. They are fighting Quakers; they are Quakers with a vengeance.
So that there are instances among them of men, who, named with Scripture names -- a singularly common fashion on the island -- and in childhood naturally imbibing the stately dramatic thee and thou of the Quaker idiom; still, from the audacious, daring, and boundless adventure of their subsequent lives, strangely blend with these unoutgrown peculiarities, a thousand bold dashes of character, not unworthy a Scandinavian sea-king, or a poetical Pagan Roman. And when these things unite in a man of greatly superior natural force, with a globular brain and a ponderous heart; who has also by the stillness and seclusion of many long night-watches in the remotest waters, and beneath constellations never seen here at the north, been led to think untraditionally and independently; receiving all nature's sweet or savage impressions fresh from her own virgin voluntary and confiding breast, and thereby chiefly, but with some help from accidental advantages, to learn a bold and nervous lofty language -- that man makes one in a whole nation's census -- a mighty pageant creature, formed for noble tragedies. Nor will it at all detract from him, dramatically regarded, if either by birth or other circumstances, he have what seems a half wilful overruling morbidness at the bottom of his nature. For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness. Be sure of this, O young ambition, all mortal greatness is but disease. But, as yet we have not to do with such an one, but with quite another; and still a man, who, if indeed peculiar, it only results again from another phase of the Quaker, modified by individual circumstances.
Like Captain Peleg, Captain Bildad was a well-to-do, retired whaleman. But unlike Captain Peleg -- who cared not a rush for what are called serious things, and indeed deemed those selfsame serious things the veriest of all trifles -- Captain Bildad
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had not only been originally educated according to the strictest sect of Nantucket Quakerism, but all his subsequent ocean life, and the sight of many unclad, lovely island creatures, round the Horn -- all that had not moved this native born Quaker one single jot, had not so much as altered one angle of his vest. Still, for all this immutableness, was there some lack of common consistency about worthy Captain Bildad. Though refusing, from conscientious scruples, to bear arms against land invaders, yet himself had illimitably invaded the Atlantic and Pacific; and though a sworn foe to human bloodshed, yet had he in his straight-bodied coat, spilled tuns upon tuns of leviathan gore. How now in the contemplative evening of his days, the pious Bildad reconciled these things in the reminiscence, I do not know; but it did not seem to concern him much, and very probably he had long since come to the sage and sensible conclusion that a man's religion is one thing, and this practical world quite another. This world pays dividends. Rising from a little cabin-boy in short clothes of the drabbest drab, to a harpooneer in a broad shad-bellied waistcoat; from that becoming boat-header, chief-mate, and captain, and finally a ship-owner; Bildad, as I hinted before, had concluded his adventurous career by wholly retiring from active life at the goodly age of sixty, and dedicating his remaining days to the quiet receiving of his well-earned income.
Now Bildad, I am sorry to say, had the reputation of being an incorrigible old hunks, and in his sea-going days, a bitter, hard task-master. They told me in Nantucket, though it certainly seems a curious story, that when he sailed the old Categut whaleman, his crew, upon arriving home, were mostly all carried ashore to the hospital, sore exhausted and worn out. For a pious man, especially for a Quaker, he was certainly rather hard-hearted to say the least. He never used to swear, though, at his men, they said; but somehow he got an inordinate quantity of cruel, unmitigated hard work out of them. When Bildad was a chief-mate, to have his drab-colored eye intently looking at you, made you feel completely nervous, till you could clutch something -- a hammer or a marling-spike, and go to work like mad, at something or other, never mind what. Indolence and
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idleness perished from before him. His own person was the exact embodiment of his utilitarian character. On his long, gaunt body, he carried no spare flesh, no superfluous beard, his chin having a soft, economical nap to it, like the worn nap of his broad- brimmed hat.
Such, then, was the person that I saw seated on the transom when I followed Captain Peleg down into the cabin. The space between the decks was small; and there, bolt- upright, sat old Bildad, who always sat so, and never leaned, and this to save his coat tails. His broad-brim was placed beside him; his legs were stiffly crossed; his drab vesture was buttoned up to his chin; and spectacles on nose, he seemed absorbed in reading from a ponderous volume.
'Bildad,' cried Captain Peleg,' at it again, Bildad, eh? Ye have been studying those Scriptures, now, for the last thirty years, to my certain knowledge. How far ye got, Bildad?'
As if long habituated to such profane talk from his old shipmate, Bildad, without noticing his present irreverence, quietly looked up, and seeing me, glanced again inquiringly towards Peleg.
'He says he's our man, Bildad,' said Peleg,' he wants to ship.'
'Dost thee?' said Bildad, in a hollow tone, and turning round to me.
'I dost,' said I unconsciously, he was so intense a Quaker.
'What do ye think of him, Bildad?' said Peleg.
'He'll do,' said Bildad, eyeing me, and then went on spelling away at his book in a mumbling tone quite audible.
I thought him the queerest old Quaker I ever saw, especially as Peleg, his friend and old shipmate, seemed such a blusterer. But I said nothing, only looking round me sharply. Peleg now threw open a chest, and drawing forth the ship's articles, placed pen and ink before him, and seated himself at a little table. I began to think it was high time to settle with myself at what terms I would be willing to engage for the voyage. I was already aware that in the whaling business they paid no wages; but all hands, including the captain, received certain shares of the profits called lays, and that these lays were proportioned to the degree of importance pertaining to the respective duties of the ship's company.
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I was also aware that being a green hand at whaling, my own lay would not be very large; but considering that I was used to the sea, could steer a ship, splice a rope, and all that, I made no doubt that from all I had heard I should be offered at least the 275th lay -- that is, the 275th part of the clear nett proceeds of the voyage, whatever that might eventually amount to. And though the 275th lay was what they call a rather long lay, yet it was better than nothing; and if we had a lucky voyage, might pretty nearly pay for the clothing I would wear out on it, not to speak of my three years' beef and board, for which I would not have to pay one stiver.
It might be thought that this was a poor way to accumulate a princely fortune -- and so it was, a very poor way indeed. But I am one of those that never take on about princely fortunes, and am quite content if the world is ready to board and lodge me, while I am putting up at this grim sign of the Thunder Cloud. Upon the whole, I thought that the 275th lay would be about the fair thing, but would not have been surprised had I been offered the 200th, considering I was of a broad-shouldered make.
But one thing, nevertheless, that made me a little distrustful about receiving a generous share of the profits was this: Ashore, I had heard something of both Captain Peleg and his unaccountable old crony Bildad; how that they being the principal proprietors of the Pequod, therefore the other and more inconsiderable and scattered owners, left nearly the whole management of the ship's affairs to these two. And I did not know but what the stingy old Bildad might have a mighty deal to say about shipping hands, especially as I now found him on board the Pequod, quite at home there in the cabin, and reading his Bible as if at his own fireside. Now while Peleg was vainly trying to mend a pen with his jack-knife, old Bildad, to my no small surprise, considering that he was such an interested party in these proceedings; Bildad never heeded us, but went on mumbling to himself out of his book,' Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth -- '
'Well, Captain Bildad,' interrupted Peleg,' what d'ye say, what lay shall we give this young man?'
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'Thou knowest best,' was the sepulchral reply, 'the seven hundred and seventy-seventh wouldn't be too much, would it? -- "where moth and rust do corrupt, but lay -- "'
Lay, indeed, thought I, and such a lay! the seven hundred and seventy-seventh! Well, old Bildad, you are determined that I, for one, shall not lay up many lays here below, where moth and rust do corrupt. It was an exceedingly long lay that, indeed; and though from the magnitude of the figure it might at first deceive a landsman, yet the slightest consideration will show that though seven hundred and seventy-seven is a pretty large number, yet, when you come to make a teenth of it, you will then see, I say, that the seven hundred and seventy-seventh part of a farthing is a good deal less than seven hundred and seventy-seven gold doubloons; and so I thought at the time.
'Why, blast your eyes, Bildad,' cried Peleg, 'Thou dost not want to swindle this young man! he must have more than that.'
'Seven hundred and seventy-seventh,' again said Bildad, without lifting his eyes; and then went on mumbling -- 'for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.'
'I am going to put him down for the three hundredth,' said Peleg, 'do ye hear that, Bildad! The three hundredth lay, I say.'
Bildad laid down his book, and turning solemnly towards him said, 'Captain Peleg, thou hast a generous heart; but thou must consider the duty thou owest to the other owners of this ship -- widows and orphans, many of them -- and that if we too abundantly reward the labors of this young man, we may be taking the bread from those widows and those orphans. The seven hundred and seventy-seventh lay, Captain Peleg.'
'Thou Bildad!' roared Peleg, starting up and clattering about the cabin. 'Blast ye, Captain Bildad, if I had followed thy advice in these matters, I would afore now had a conscience to lug about that would be heavy enough to founder the largest ship that ever sailed round Cape Horn.'
'Captain Peleg,' said Bildad steadily, 'thy conscience may be drawing ten inches of water, or ten fathoms, I can't tell; but as thou art still an impenitent man, captain Peleg, I greatly fear lest thy conscience be but a leaky one; and will in the end sink thee foundering down to the fiery pit, Captain Peleg.'
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'Fiery pit! fiery pit! ye insult me, man; past all natural bearing, ye insult me. It's an all-fired outrage to tell any human creature that he's bound to hell. Flukes and flames! Bildad, say that again to me, and start my soul-bolts, but I'll -- I'll -- yes, I'll swallow a live goat with all his hair and horns on. Out of the cabin, ye canting, drab-colored son of a wooden gun -- a straight wake with ye!'
As he thundered out this he made a rush at Bildad, but with a marvellous oblique, sliding celerity, Bildad for that time eluded him.
Alarmed at this terrible outburst between the two principal and responsible owners of the ship, and feeling half a mind to give up all idea of sailing in a vessel so questionably owned and temporarily commanded, I stepped aside from the door to give egress to Bildad, who, I made no doubt, was all eagerness to vanish from before the awakened wrath of Peleg. But to my astonishment, he sat down again on the transom very quietly, and seemed to have not the slightest intention of withdrawing. He seemed quite used to impenitent Peleg and his ways. As for Peleg, after letting off his rage as he had, there seemed no more left in him, and he, too, sat down like a lamb, though he twitched a little as if still nervously agitated. 'Whew!' he whistled at last -- 'the squall's gone off to leeward, I think. Bildad, thou used to be good at sharpening a lance, mend that pen, will ye. My jack-knife here needs the grindstone. That's he; thank ye, Bildad. Now then, my young man, Ishmael's thy name, didn't ye say? Well then, down ye go here, Ishmael, for the three hundredth lay.'
'Captain Peleg,' said I, 'I have a friend with me who wants to ship too -- shall I bring him down to-morrow?'
'To be sure,' said Peleg. 'Fetch him along, and we'll look at him.'
'What lay does he want?' groaned Bildad, glancing up from the book in which he had again been burying himself.
'Oh! never thee mind about that, Bildad,' said Peleg. 'Has he ever whaled it any?' turning to me.
'Killed more whales than I can count,' Captain Peleg.
'Well, bring him along then.'
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And, after signing the papers, off I went; nothing doubting but that I had done a good morning's work, and that the Pequod was the identical ship that Yojo had provided to carry Queequeg and me round the Cape.
But I had not proceeded far, when I began to bethink me that the captain with whom I was to sail yet remained unseen by me; though, indeed, in many cases, a whale-ship will be completely fitted out, and receive all her crew on board, ere the captain makes himself visible by arriving to take command; for sometimes these voyages are so prolonged, and the shore intervals at home so exceedingly brief, that if the captain have a family, or any absorbing concernment of that sort, he does not trouble himself much about his ship in port, but leaves her to the owners till all is ready for sea. However, it is always as well to have a look at him before irrevocably committing yourself into his hands. Turning back I accosted Captain Peleg, inquiring where Captain Ahab was to be found.
'And what dost thou want of Captain Ahab? It's all right enough; thou art shipped.'
'Yes, but I should like to see him.'
'But I don't think thou wilt be able to at present. I don't know exactly what's the matter with him; but he keeps close inside the house; a sort of sick, and yet he don't look so. In fact, he ain't sick; but no, he isn't well either. Any how, young man, he won't always see me, so I don't suppose he will thee. He's a queer man, Captain Ahab -- so some think -- but a good one. Oh, thou'lt like him well enough; no fear, no fear. he's a grand, ungodly, god-like man, Captain Ahab; doesn't speak much; but, when he does speak, then you may well listen. Mark ye, be forewarned; Ahab's above the common; Ahab's been in colleges, as well as 'mong the cannibals; been used to deeper wonders than the waves; fixed his fiery lance in mightier stranger foes than whales. His lance! aye, the keenest and the surest that out of all our isle! Oh! he ain't Captain Bildad; no, and he ain't Captain Peleg; he's Ahab, boy; and Ahab of old, thou knowest, was a crowned king!'
'And a very vile one. When that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?'
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'Come hither to me -- hither, hither,' said Peleg, with a significance in his eye that almost startled me. 'Look ye, lad; never say that on board the Pequod. Never say it anywhere. Captain Ahab did not name himself. 'Twas a foolish, ignorant whim of his crazy, widowed mother, who died when he was only a twelvemonth old. And yet the old squaw Tistig, at Gayhead, said that the name would somehow prove prophetic. And, perhaps, other fools like her may tell thee the same. I wish to warn thee. It's a lie. I know Captain Ahab well; I've sailed with him as mate years ago; I know what he is -- a good man -- not a pious, good man, like Bildad, but a swearing good man -- something like me -- only there's a good deal more of him. Aye, aye, I know that he was never very jolly; and I know that on the passage home, he was a little out of his mind for a spell; but it was the sharp shooting pains in his bleeding stump that brought that about, as any one might see. I know, too, that ever since he lost his leg last voyage by that accursed whale, he's been a kind of moody -- desperate moody, and savage sometimes; but that will all pass off. And once for all, let me tell thee and assure thee, young man, it's better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one. So good-bye to thee -- and wrong not Captain Ahab, because he happens to have a wicked name. Besides, my boy, he has a wife -- not three voyages wedded -- a sweet, resigned girl. Think of that; by that sweet girl that old man has a child: hold ye then there can be any utter, hopeless harm in Ahab? No, no, my lad; stricken, blasted, if he be, Ahab has his humanities!'
As I walked away, I was full of thoughtfulness; what had been incidentally revealed to me of Captain Ahab, filled me with a certain wild vagueness of painfulness concerning him. And somehow, at the time, I felt a sympathy and a sorrow for him, but for I don't know what, unless it was the cruel loss of his leg. And yet I also felt a strange awe of him; but that sort of awe, which I cannot at all describe, was not exactly awe; I do not know what it was. But I felt it; and it did not disincline me towards him; though I felt impatience at what seemed like mystery in him, so imperfectly as he was known to me then. However, my thoughts were at length carried in other directions, so that for the present dark Ahab slipped my mind.
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Chapter xvii
THE RAMADAN
As Queequeg's Ramadan, or Fasting and Humiliation, was to continue all day, I did not choose to disturb him till towards night-fall; for I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical, and could not find it in my heart to undervalue even a congregation of ants worshipping a toad-stool; or those other creatures in certain parts of our earth, who with a degree of footmanism quite unprecedented in other planets, bow down before the torso of a deceased landed proprietor merely on account of the inordinate possessions yet owned and rented in his name.
I say, we good Presbyterian Christians should be charitable in these things, and not fancy ourselves so vastly superior to other mortals, pagans and what not, because of their half-crazy conceits on these subjects. There was Queequeg, now, certainly entertaining the most absurd notions about Yojo and his Ramadan; -- but what of that? Queequeg thought he knew what he was about, I suppose; he seemed to be content; and there let him rest. All our arguing with him would not avail; let him be, I say: and Heaven have mercy on us all -- Presbyterians and Pagans alike -- for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.
Towards evening, when I felt assured that all his performances and rituals must be over, I went up to his room and knocked at the door; but no answer. I tried to open it, but it was fastened inside. 'Queequeg,' said I softly through the key-hole: -- all silent. 'I say, Queequeg! why don't you speak? It's I -- Ishmael.' But all remained still as before. I began to grow alarmed. I had allowed him such abundant time; I thought he might have had an apoplectic fit. I looked through the key-hole; but the door opening into an odd corner of the room, the key-hole prospect was but a crooked and sinister one. I could only see part of the foot-board of the bed and a line of
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the wall, but nothing more. I was surprised to behold resting against the wall the wooden shaft of Queequeg's harpoon, which the landlady the evening previous had taken from him, before our mounting to the chamber. That's strange, thought I; but at any rate, since the harpoon stands yonder, and he seldom or never goes abroad without it, therefore he must be inside here, and no possible mistake.
'Queequeg! -- Queequeg!' -- all still. Something must have happened. Apoplexy! I tried to burst open the door; but it stubbornly resisted. Running down stairs, I quickly stated my suspicions to the first person i met -- the chambermaid. 'La! La!' she cried, 'I thought something must be the matter. I went to make the bed after breakfast, and the door was locked; and not a mouse to be heard; and it's been just so silent ever since. But I thought, may be, you had both gone off and locked your baggage in for safe keeping. La! La, ma'am! -- Mistress! murder! Mrs. Hussey! apoplexy!' -- and with these cries, she ran towards the kitchen, I following.
Mrs. Hussey soon appeared, with a mustard-pot in one hand and a vinegar-cruet in the other, having just broken away from the occupation of attending to the castors, and scolding her little black boy meantime.
'Wood- house!' cried I, 'which way to it? Run for God's sake, and fetch something to pry open the door -- the axe! -- the axe! he's had a stroke; depend upon it!' -- and so saying I was unmethodically rushing up stairs again empty-handed, when Mrs. Hussey interposed the mustard-pot and vinegar-cruet, and the entire castor of her countenance.
'What's the matter with you, young man?'
'Get the axe! For God's sake, run for the doctor, some one, while I pry it open!'
'Look here,' said the landlady, quickly putting down the vinegar-cruet, so as to have one hand free; 'look here; are you talking about prying open any of my doors?' -- and with that she seized my arm. 'What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you, shipmate?'
In as calm, but rapid a manner as possible, I gave her to understand the whole case. Unconsciously clapping the vinegar- cruet
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to one side of her nose, she ruminated for an instant; then exclaimed -- 'No! I haven't seen it since I put it there.' Running to a little closet under the landing of the stairs, she glanced in, and returning, told me that Queequeg's harpoon was missing. 'He's killed himself,' she cried. 'It's unfort'nate stiggs done over again -- there goes another counterpane -- god pity his poor mother! -- it will be the ruin of my house. Has the poor lad a sister? Where's that girl? -- there, Betty, go to Snarles the Painter, and tell him to paint me a sign, with -- "no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;" -- might as well kill both birds at once. Kill? The Lord be merciful to his ghost! What's that noise there? You, young man, avast there!'
And running up after me, she caught me as I was again trying to force open the door.
'I won't allow it; I won't have my premises spoiled. Go for the locksmith, there's one about a mile from here. But avast!' putting her hand in her side-pocket, 'here's a key that'll fit, I guess; let's see.' And with that, she turned it in the lock; but, alas! Queequeg's supplemental bolt remained unwithdrawn within.
'Have to burst it open,' said I, and was running down the entry a little, for a good start, when the landlady caught at me, again vowing I should not break down her premises; but I tore from her, and with a sudden bodily rush dashed myself full against the mark.
With a prodigious noise the door flew open, and the knob slamming against the wall, sent the plaster to the ceiling; and there, good heavens! there sat Queequeg, altogether cool and self-collected; right in the middle of the room; squatting on his hams, and holding Yojo on top of his head. He looked neither one way nor the other way, but sat like a carved image with scarce a sign of active life.
'Queequeg,' said I, going up to him, 'Queequeg, what's the matter with you?'
'He hain't been a sittin' so all day, has he?' said the landlady.
But all we said, not a word could we drag out of him; I almost felt like pushing him over, so as to change his position, for it was almost intolerable, it seemed so painfully and unnaturally
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constrained; especially, as in all probability he had been sitting so for upwards of eight or ten hours, going too without his regular meals.
'Mrs. Hussey,' said I, 'he's alive at all events; so leave us, if you please, and I will see to this strange affair myself.'
Closing the door upon the landlady, I endeavored to prevail upon Queequeg to take a chair; but in vain. There he sat; and all he could do -- for all my polite arts and blandishments -- he would not move a peg, nor say a single word, nor even look at me, nor notice my presence in any the slightest way.
I wonder, thought I, if this can possibly be a part of his Ramadan; do they fast on their hams that way in his native island. It must be so; yes, it's part of his creed, I suppose; well, then, let him rest; he'll get up sooner or later, no doubt. It can't last for ever, thank God, and his Ramadan only comes once a year; and I don't believe it's very punctual then.
I went down to supper. After sitting a long time listening to the long stories of some sailors who had just come from a plum-pudding voyage, as they called it (that is, a short whaling-voyage in a schooner or brig, confined to the north of the line, in the Atlantic Ocean only); after listening to these plum-puddingers till nearly eleven o'clock, I went up stairs to go to bed, feeling quite sure by this time Queequeg must certainly have brought his Ramadan to a termination. But no; there he was just where I had left him; he had not stirred an inch. I began to grow vexed with him; it seemed so downright senseless and insane to be sitting there all day and half the night on his hams in a cold room, holding a piece of wood on his head.
'For heaven's sake, Queequeg, get up and shake yourself; get up and have some supper. You'll starve; you'll kill yourself, Queequeg.' But not a word did he reply.
Despairing of him, therefore, I determined to go to bed and to sleep; and no doubt, before a great while, he would follow me. But previous to turning in, I took my heavy bearskin jacket, and threw it over him, as it promised to be a very cold night; and he had nothing but his ordinary round jacket on. For some time, do all I would, I could not get into the faintest doze. I had blown out the candle; and the mere thought of Queequeg --
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not four feet off -- sitting there in that uneasy position, stark alone in the cold and dark; this made me really wretched. Think of it; sleeping all night in the same room with a wide awake pagan on his hams in this dreary, unaccountable Ramadan!
But somehow I dropped off at last, and knew nothing more till break of day; when, looking over the bedside, there squatted Queequeg, as if he had been screwed down to the floor. But as soon as the first glimpse of sun entered the window, up he got, with stiff and grating joints, but with a cheerful look; limped towards me where I lay; pressed his forehead again against mine; and said his Ramadan was over.
Now, as I before hinted, I have no objection to any person's religion, be it what it may, so long as that person does not kill or insult any other person, because that other person don't believe it also. But when a man's religion becomes really frantic; when it is a positive torment to him; and, in fine, makes this earth of ours an uncomfortable inn to lodge in; then I think it high time to take that individual aside and argue the point with him.
And just so I now did with Queequeg. 'Queequeg,' said I, 'get into bed now, and lie and listen to me.' I then went on, beginning with the rise and progress of the primitive religions, and coming down to the various religions of the present time, during which time I labored to show Queequeg that all these Lents, Ramadans, and prolonged ham-squattings in cold, cheerless rooms were stark nonsense; bad for the health; useless for the soul; opposed, in short, to the obvious laws of Hygiene and common sense. I told him, too, that he being in other things such an extremely sensible and sagacious savage, it pained me, very badly pained me, to see him now so deplorably foolish about this ridiculous Ramadan of his. Besides, argued I, fasting makes the body cave in; hence the spirit caves in; and all thoughts born of a fast must necessarily be half-starved. This is the reason why most dyspeptic religionists cherish such melancholy notions about their hereafters. In one word, Queequeg, said I, rather digressively; hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling; and since then perpetuated through the hereditary dyspepsias nurtured by Ramadans.
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I then asked Queequeg whether he himself was ever troubled with dyspepsia; expressing the idea very plainly, so that he could take it in. He said no; only upon one memorable occasion. It was after a great feast given by his father the king, on the gaining of a great battle wherein fifty of the enemy had been killed by about two o'clock in the afternoon, and all cooked and eaten that very evening.
'No more, Queequeg,' said I, shuddering; 'that will do;' for I knew the inferences without his further hinting them. I had seen a sailor who had visited that very island, and he told me that it was the custom, when a great battle had been gained there, to barbecue all the slain in the yard or garden of the victor; and then, one by one, they were placed in great wooden trenchers, and garnished round like a pilau, with breadfruit and cocoanuts; and with some parsley in their mouths, were sent round with the victor's compliments to all his friends, just as though these presents were so many Christmas turkeys.
After all, I do not think that my remarks about religion made much impression upon Queequeg. Because, in the first place, he somehow seemed dull of hearing on that important subject, unless considered from his own point of view; and, in the second place, he did not more than one third understand me, couch my ideas simply as I would; and, finally, he no doubt thought he knew a good deal more about the true religion than I did. He looked at me with a sort of condescending concern and compassion, as though he thought it a great pity that such a sensible young man should be so hopelessly lost to evangelical pagan piety.
At last we rose and dressed; and Queequeg, taking a prodigiously hearty breakfast of chowders of all sorts, so that the landlady should not make much profit by reason of his Ramadan, we sallied out to board the Pequod, sauntering along, and picking our teeth with halibut bones.
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Chapter xviii
HIS MARK
As we were walking down the end of the wharf towards the ship, Queequeg carrying his harpoon, Captain Peleg in his gruff voice loudly hailed us from his wigwam, saying he had not suspected my friend was a cannibal, and furthermore announcing that he let no cannibals on board that craft, unless they previously produced their papers.
'What do you mean by that, Captain Peleg?' said I, now jumping on the bulwarks, and leaving my comrade standing on the wharf.
'I mean,' he replied, 'he must show his papers.'
'Yea,' said Captain Bildad in his hollow voice, sticking his head from behind Peleg's, out of the wigwam. 'He must show that he's converted. Son of darkness,' he added, turning to Queequeg, 'art thou at present in communion with any christian church?'
'Why,' said I, 'he's a member of the First Congregational Church.' Here be it said, that many tattooed savages sailing in Nantucket ships at last come to be converted into the churches.
'First Congregational Church,' cried Bildad, 'what! that worships in Deacon Deuteronomy Coleman's meeting-house?' and so saying, taking out his spectacles, he rubbed them with his great yellow bandana handkerchief, and putting them on very carefully, came out of the wigwam, and leaning stiffly over the bulwarks, took a good long look at Queequeg.
'How long hath he been a member?' he then said, turning to me; 'not very long, I rather guess, young man.'
'No,' said Peleg, 'and he hasn't been baptized right either, or it would have washed some of that devil's blue off his face.'
'Do tell, now,' cried Bildad, 'is this Philistine a regular member of Deacon Deuteronomy's meeting? I never saw him going there, and I pass it every Lord's day.'
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'I don't know anything about Deacon Deuteronomy or his meeeting,' said I, 'all I know is, that Queequeg here is a born member of the First Congregational Church. He is a deacon himself, Queequeg is.'
'Young man,' said Bildad sternly, 'thou art skylarking with me -- explain thyself, thou young Hittite. What church dost thee mean? answer me.'
Finding myself thus hard pushed, I replied. 'I mean, sir, the same ancient Catholic Church to which you and I, and Captain Peleg there, and Queequeg here, and all of us, and every mother's son and soul of us belong; the great and everlasting First Congregation of this whole worshipping world; we all belong to that; only some of us cherish some queer crotchets noways touching the grand belief; in that we all join hands.'
Splice, thou mean'st splice hands,' cried Peleg, drawing nearer. 'Young man, you'd better ship for a missionary, instead of a fore-mast hand; I never heard a better sermon. Deacon Deuteronomy -- why Father Mapple himself couldn't beat it, and he's reckoned something. Come aboard, come aboard; never mind about the papers. I say, tell Quohog there -- what's that you call him? tell Quohog to step along. By the great anchor, what a harpoon he's got there! looks like good stuff that; and he handles it about right. I say, Quohog, or whatever your name is, did you ever stand in the head of a whale-boat? did you ever strike a fish?'
Without saying a word, Queequeg, in his wild sort of way, jumped upon the bulwarks, from thence into the bows of one of the whale-boats hanging to the side; and then bracing his left knee, and poising his harpoon, cried out in some such way as this: --
'Cap'ain, you see him small drop tar on water dere? You see him? well, spose him one whale eye, well, den!' and taking sharp aim at it, he darted the iron right over old Bildad's broad brim, clean across the ship's decks, and struck the glistening tar spot out of sight.
'Now,' said Queequeg, quietly hauling in the line, 'spos-ee him whale-e eye; why, dad whale dead.'
'Quick, Bildad,' said Peleg, his partner, who, aghast at the
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close vicinity of the flying harpoon, had retreated towards the cabin gangway. 'Quick, I say, you Bildad, and get the ship's papers. We must have Hedgehog there, I mean Quohog, in one of our boats. Look ye, Quohog, we'll give ye the ninetieth lay, and that's more than ever was given a harpooneer yet out of Nantucket.'
So down we went into the cabin, and to my great joy Queequeg was soon enrolled among the same ship's company to which I myself belonged.
When all preliminaries were over and Peleg had got everything ready for signing, he turned to me and said, 'I guess Quohog there don't know how to write, does he? I say, Quohog, blast ye! dost thou sign thy name or make thy mark?'
But at this question, Queequeg, who had twice or thrice before taken part in similar ceremonies, looked no ways abashed; but taking the offered pen, copied upon the paper, in the proper place, an exact counterpart of a queer round figure which was tattooed upon his arm; so that through Captain Peleg's obstinate mistake touching his appellative, it stood something like this: -- Quohog his mark
Meanwhile Captain Bildad sat earnestly and steadfastly eyeing Queequeg, and at last rising solemnly and fumbling in the huge pockets of his broad-skirted drab coat, took out a bundle of tracts, and selecting one entitled 'The Latter Day Coming; or No Time to Lose,' placed it in queequeg's hands, and then grasping them and the book with both his, looked earnestly into his eyes, and said, 'Son of darkness, I must do my duty by thee; I am part owner of this ship, and feel concerned for the souls of all its crew; if thou still clingest to thy Pagan ways, which I sadly fear, I beseech thee, remain not for aye a Belial bondsman. Spurn the idol Bell, and the hideous dragon; turn from the wrath to come; mind thine eye, I say; oh! goodness gracious! steer clear of the fiery pit!'
Something of the salt sea yet lingered in old Bildad's language, heterogeneously mixed with Scriptural and domestic phrases.
'Avast there, avast there, Bildad, avast now spoiling our harpooneer,'
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cried Peleg. 'Pious harpooneers never make good voyagers -- it takes the shark out of 'em; no harpooneer is worth a straw who aint pretty sharkish. There was young Nat Swaine, once the bravest boat-header out of all Nantucket and the Vineyard; he joined the meeting, and never came to good. He got so frightened about his plaguy soul, that he shrinked and sheered away from whales, for fear of after-claps in case he got stove and went to Davy Jones.'
Peleg! Peleg!' said Bildad, lifting his eyes and hands, 'thou thyself, as I myself, hast seen many a perilous time; thou knowest, Peleg, what it is to have the fear of death; how, then, can'st thou prate in this ungodly guise. Thou beliest thine own heart, Peleg. Tell me, when this same Pequod here had her three masts overboard in that typhoon on Japan, that same voyage when thou went mate with Captain Ahab, did'st thou not think of Death and the Judgment then?'
'Hear him, hear him now,' cried Peleg, marching across the cabin, and thrusting his hands far down into his pockets, -- 'hear him, all of ye. Think of that! When every moment we thought the ship would sink! Death and the judgment then? What? With all three masts making such an everlasting thundering against the side; and every sea breaking over us, fore and aft. Think of Death and the Judgment then? No! no time to think about Death then. Life was what Captain Ahab and I was thinking of; and how to save all hands -- how to rig jury-masts -- how to get into the nearest port; that was what I was thinking of.'
Bildad said no more, but buttoning up his coat, stalked on deck, where we followed him. There he stood, very quietly overlooking some sail-makers who were mending a top-sail in the waist. Now and then he stooped to pick up a patch, or save an end of tarred twine, which otherwise might have been wasted.
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Chapter xix
THE PROPHET
'Shipmates, have ye shipped in that ship?'
Queequeg and I had just left the Pequod, and were sauntering away from the water, for the moment each occupied with his own thoughts, when the above words were put to us by a stranger, who, pausing before us, levelled his massive forefinger at the vessel in question. He was but shabbily apparelled in faded jacket and patched trowsers; a rag of a black handkerchief investing his neck. A confluent small-pox had in all directions flowed over his face, and left it like the complicated ribbed bed of a torrent, when the rushing waters have been dried up.
'Have ye shipped in her?' he repeated.
'You mean the ship Pequod, I suppose,' said I, trying to gain a little more time for an uninterrupted look at him.
'Aye, the Pequod -- that ship there,' he said, drawing back his whole arm, and then rapidly shoving it straight out from him, with the fixed bayonet of his pointed finger darted full at the object.
'Yes,' said I, 'we have just signed the articles.'
'Anything down there about your souls?'
'About what?'
'Oh, perhaps you hav'n't got any,' he said quickly. 'No matter though, I know many chaps that hav'n't got any, -- good luck to 'em; and they are all the better off for it. A soul's a sort of a fifth wheel to a wagon.'
'What are you jabbering about, shipmate?' said I.
'He's got enough, though, to make up for all deficiencies of that sort in other chaps,' abruptly said the stranger, placing a nervous emphasis upon the word he.
'Queequeg,' said I, 'let's go; this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he's talking about something and somebody we don't know.'
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'Stop!' cried the stranger. 'Ye said true -- ye hav'n't seen Old Thunder yet, have ye?'
'Who's Old Thunder?' said I, again riveted with the insane earnestness of his manner.
'Captain Ahab.'
'What! the captain of our ship, the Pequod?'
'Aye, among some of us old sailor chaps, he goes by that name. Ye hav'n't seen him yet, have ye?'
'No, we hav'n't. He's sick they say, but is getting better, and will be all right again before long.'
'All right again before long!' laughed the stranger, with a solemnly derisive sort of laugh. 'Look ye; when captain Ahab is all right, then thi
Marx&Villain
8:09 PM - 22 February, 2010
@mbezzle, good call. I thought i hated top 40, its the top 40 crowd thats weak
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:33 PM - 22 February, 2010
ya it took me a while to realise it, i would hear a "hot garbage track" and enjoy listening to it....then getting it requested 100 times durring a breaks set or hearing it everytime i get my girls time i end up hating it, then i realsied hey if it wasnt for the insane overexposure i wouldnt mind that track
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@mbezzle, good call. I thought i hated top 40, its the top 40 crowd thats weakya it took me a while to realise it, i would hear a "hot garbage track" and enjoy listening to it....then getting it requested 100 times durring a breaks set or hearing it everytime i get my girls time i end up hating it, then i realsied hey if it wasnt for the insane overexposure i wouldnt mind that track
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:42 PM - 22 February, 2010
i think thats something important to note, people value their time differently, for someone who is in demand and is constantly gigging and has a family they like to spend time with or other things they like to do or uses this as a means for a living its definatley not worth their time to do a gig for lets say 150....BUT lets say you have a guy who dosent really go out of his way to get gigs and has nothing better to do, for example lets say I have no gigs lined up at all, and i plan on goin to the club on Sat and at that club ill prob drop $75 on drinks and someone approaches me and offers me $75 to come spin that night (all i have to do is bring a laptop, mabye some tables), financially speaking its more worth my time to do that gig than to pass, because im not spending the $75 that i normally would on drinks, i still get to go to the club like i planned and i leave $75 richer.....ive said it before its simple bezzlenomics $75 a night is greater than 0 a night.
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Get paid what think you are truly worth. One venue used to pay me $300 a night to DJ. As the economy started tumbling, One day they decided to cut the DJ pay in 1/2. When they informed me of this, I told them thanks but No thanks. At that rate, It isnt worth my time and effort.i think thats something important to note, people value their time differently, for someone who is in demand and is constantly gigging and has a family they like to spend time with or other things they like to do or uses this as a means for a living its definatley not worth their time to do a gig for lets say 150....BUT lets say you have a guy who dosent really go out of his way to get gigs and has nothing better to do, for example lets say I have no gigs lined up at all, and i plan on goin to the club on Sat and at that club ill prob drop $75 on drinks and someone approaches me and offers me $75 to come spin that night (all i have to do is bring a laptop, mabye some tables), financially speaking its more worth my time to do that gig than to pass, because im not spending the $75 that i normally would on drinks, i still get to go to the club like i planned and i leave $75 richer.....ive said it before its simple bezzlenomics $75 a night is greater than 0 a night.
the_black_one
9:20 PM - 22 February, 2010
true story..........
I been at this one spot for over 3 years now. I dj the 2 best night out of the week(sat and sun). Fri is ok but drastically slower than Sat and sun. They had asked me if i wanted to start DJing on fri and i said no because i was already playing somewhere else on fri so i passed. The club owner decided to try some new young Kat (im 28,im young but not that young). The guy wanted to dj so bad he did it for free!!!!!
well you get what you pay for. No one was dancing, people were not staying! from what i heard it was FUCKING TERRIBLE!
I want to thank that guy because he proved a point to my bar owner.YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
So to all you fucking under cutting free Jays....... before you try to step to the big boys, make sure your game is on point because if its not you only helping out the other established dj who's job your trying to take from him!
I been at this one spot for over 3 years now. I dj the 2 best night out of the week(sat and sun). Fri is ok but drastically slower than Sat and sun. They had asked me if i wanted to start DJing on fri and i said no because i was already playing somewhere else on fri so i passed. The club owner decided to try some new young Kat (im 28,im young but not that young). The guy wanted to dj so bad he did it for free!!!!!
well you get what you pay for. No one was dancing, people were not staying! from what i heard it was FUCKING TERRIBLE!
I want to thank that guy because he proved a point to my bar owner.YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
So to all you fucking under cutting free Jays....... before you try to step to the big boys, make sure your game is on point because if its not you only helping out the other established dj who's job your trying to take from him!
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:37 PM - 22 February, 2010
as crazy as it sounds i REALLY want to see one of these free jay gigs where these guys are that horrible as a learning experience, my area has had the same DJs at every venue since who knows when and when i travel to see shows or go out its typically to places where theres a really good dj,........i couldnt imagine seeing a dj so bad noone was dancing (unless its one of THOSE kinds of crowds that just dosent dance no matter how good you are), i mean even at my worst i know that you can drop som top 40 BS and get people to the floor, i can picture one who may not be up on keeping the energy or cant scratch or something but it just seems like at minimum you can play down the top 40 list and have a somewhat successful night
the_black_one
9:47 PM - 22 February, 2010
i welcome under cutters, free jays, shit talkers, haters and low ballers to dj at one of my residencies. They will only make me shine in comparison. SO , SSL did not kill dj. Limewire, kassa, napster killed record companies and made it easy for people to play large amounts of music to a crowd with ou having to spend thousands of dollars to do so. Now it's all about rocking a party and the bar making money....We all play the same shit if you really think about it!
DJ Val-BKNY11203
9:48 PM - 22 February, 2010
Yeah it's hard for me to see that too. Cuz I've been in places where the DJ suxed and was trainwrecking. The sheep did not care they were too busy getting boozed up and felt up.
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:51 PM - 22 February, 2010
lol exactly, ive spoken to lengths about the guy who spins at the spot im shooting for who just uses winamp and limewire, he just drops the volume and clicks the next one, his "mixing" is playing 1 in winamp then starting the next in limewire player...theres no steady BPM no Keys or harmonic mixing no scratching no blending ect ect and theres still typically a crowd and they still appear to have fun....i cant imagine someone bein worse
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Yeah it's hard for me to see that too. Cuz I've been in places where the DJ suxed and was trainwrecking. The sheep did not care they were too busy getting boozed up and felt up.lol exactly, ive spoken to lengths about the guy who spins at the spot im shooting for who just uses winamp and limewire, he just drops the volume and clicks the next one, his "mixing" is playing 1 in winamp then starting the next in limewire player...theres no steady BPM no Keys or harmonic mixing no scratching no blending ect ect and theres still typically a crowd and they still appear to have fun....i cant imagine someone bein worse
the_black_one
9:54 PM - 22 February, 2010
lol exactly, ive spoken to lengths about the guy who spins at the spot im shooting for who just uses winamp and limewire, he just drops the volume and clicks the next one, his "mixing" is playing 1 in winamp then starting the next in limewire player...theres no steady BPM no Keys or harmonic mixing no scratching no blending ect ect and theres still typically a crowd and they still appear to have fun....i cant imagine someone bein worse
the owner of my bar sad " that was the worst dj i have heard" my owner is a well traveled man that know his shit. The bar sold the lowest in 5 years!
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Yeah it's hard for me to see that too. Cuz I've been in places where the DJ suxed and was trainwrecking. The sheep did not care they were too busy getting boozed up and felt up.lol exactly, ive spoken to lengths about the guy who spins at the spot im shooting for who just uses winamp and limewire, he just drops the volume and clicks the next one, his "mixing" is playing 1 in winamp then starting the next in limewire player...theres no steady BPM no Keys or harmonic mixing no scratching no blending ect ect and theres still typically a crowd and they still appear to have fun....i cant imagine someone bein worse
the owner of my bar sad " that was the worst dj i have heard" my owner is a well traveled man that know his shit. The bar sold the lowest in 5 years!
djchriscruz
11:44 PM - 22 February, 2010
GO ON ANOTHER FORUM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SERATO!
You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
sixxx
12:26 AM - 23 February, 2010
You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
Slap! lol
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GO ON ANOTHER FORUM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SERATO!You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
Slap! lol
SMOKE DOGG BITCH
1:38 AM - 23 February, 2010
a cheap dj is never good and a good dj is never cheap. thats what i tell my clubs and there happy to pay after they try out the $50 dj
djdragon
3:52 AM - 23 February, 2010
You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
+1
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GO ON ANOTHER FORUM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SERATO!You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
+1
Crickett
4:07 AM - 23 February, 2010
You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
You entitled to your opinion playboy.. and for the public record I never stopped buying vinyl.. As a matter of fact I sell quite a bit of it ... Here's the issue.. Some of you guys wanna stand up and act all bravado and use the "Not me" argument... Instead of using your mind and realizing what's really happening.. I'm not on here "Slapping" ("f"ing Sixxx) I'm on here giving my opinion.. The last time I checked that's what this board was for. So, get your hater heads out of your asses and use this as opportunity to give an intelligent and informed opinion. After all... Isn't that why your here? Oh wait... that's right... It's all about hating these days... Grow the hell up and remember this is business never personal.
Back to your regulalry scheduled fanboy ass grabbing threads.
Peace.
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GO ON ANOTHER FORUM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SERATO!You're being hypocritical blaming Serato on the Serato forum. I bet you haven't bought a piece of vinyl since you bought Serato and DJ all your gigs using strictly Serato.
You're like a smoker telling kids cigarettes are bad while you're puffing on one.
You entitled to your opinion playboy.. and for the public record I never stopped buying vinyl.. As a matter of fact I sell quite a bit of it ... Here's the issue.. Some of you guys wanna stand up and act all bravado and use the "Not me" argument... Instead of using your mind and realizing what's really happening.. I'm not on here "Slapping" ("f"ing Sixxx) I'm on here giving my opinion.. The last time I checked that's what this board was for. So, get your hater heads out of your asses and use this as opportunity to give an intelligent and informed opinion. After all... Isn't that why your here? Oh wait... that's right... It's all about hating these days... Grow the hell up and remember this is business never personal.
Back to your regulalry scheduled fanboy ass grabbing threads.
Peace.
Henry GQ
4:13 AM - 23 February, 2010
now we know why u started this thread, u sell vinyl. no offense....
Crickett
5:43 AM - 23 February, 2010
No offense taken.. I only sell old skool vinyl out of my collection. Been using SSL since '05. (Prob should have mentioned that)
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now we know why u started this thread, u sell vinyl. no offense....No offense taken.. I only sell old skool vinyl out of my collection. Been using SSL since '05. (Prob should have mentioned that)
Henry GQ
5:51 AM - 23 February, 2010
all good
we are all brothers and sisters here.. sometimes family doenst get along.. but in the end we get together and rock out.
we are all brothers and sisters here.. sometimes family doenst get along.. but in the end we get together and rock out.
DJ Rumors
12:13 PM - 23 February, 2010
we are all brothers and sisters here.. sometimes family doenst get along.. but in the end we get together and rock out.
Dat's how I sees It too! Difference of opinions are what this is all about..in the end we all end up with the SAME program!
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all goodwe are all brothers and sisters here.. sometimes family doenst get along.. but in the end we get together and rock out.
Dat's how I sees It too! Difference of opinions are what this is all about..in the end we all end up with the SAME program!
DJ Rumors
12:14 PM - 23 February, 2010
P.S. even though, I might add, PERSONAL attacks arent the same and shouldnt be encouraged nor welcomed!
nik39
12:14 PM - 23 February, 2010
That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
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n the end we all end up with the SAME program!That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
DJ Rumors
3:31 PM - 23 February, 2010
That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
Just meaning, we can RESPECT each other, while DEBATING our own thoughts.
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That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
Just meaning, we can RESPECT each other, while DEBATING our own thoughts.
Select-All
4:16 PM - 23 February, 2010
I was lucky enough to be a DJ when it was a rare talent and was more of a passion then a hobby. It took true dedication to find, store, and carry that vinyl around. I probably couldn't count the hours I've spent in the basements of record stores sifting through crates to find that one gem, but I wouldn't trade it for a second to have everything at my fingertips like the guys starting out today. That time and effort has made me a better DJ and given me an appreciation for the music that I have in my library that you can't buy for .99.
Sure, I lost a lot of gigs to the CD Jukebox guys but I noticed two things:
1) Most of the shows I lost to someone undercutting my price were ones that I wouldn't want to take anyway either because there would be a problem collecting payment or because they were too cheap to put any money in quality promotion and production. If the event sucks it's your name on the bill...
2) For those promoters that I did work for but instead hired an inexperienced DJ they always regretted the decision and came back to me for the next gig, lesson learned.
You can't control whether some celebrity gets hired on name recognition or if you lose a gig because someone else will do it for free to have fun. You can however, set yourself apart by building a reputation as someone who will deliver quality and draw a crowd.
Amen Brother! (And yes, I found that in a basement) With nearly 20 years and several current aliases for everything from warehouse gigs to dive bars sessions I couldn't have said it better. It was a fraternal and handed down trade which, yes, due to technology has changed. But us old timers know and the competition has made us better.
Welcome to any and all who want to become a DJ. Just like the guitar players of the last generation, the cream will rise.
And as far as this thread? Seems kind of like yelling "F*ck b*tches" at a woman's liberation rally. Yeah, you got the attention you set out for. Now go practice and maybe you will get it behind the decks.
Peace.
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This thread is so funny because about 12+ years ago I was saying the same things about CD decks when they came out and any chump could take a weekend and load a bunch of music on some disks to play for nothing.I was lucky enough to be a DJ when it was a rare talent and was more of a passion then a hobby. It took true dedication to find, store, and carry that vinyl around. I probably couldn't count the hours I've spent in the basements of record stores sifting through crates to find that one gem, but I wouldn't trade it for a second to have everything at my fingertips like the guys starting out today. That time and effort has made me a better DJ and given me an appreciation for the music that I have in my library that you can't buy for .99.
Sure, I lost a lot of gigs to the CD Jukebox guys but I noticed two things:
1) Most of the shows I lost to someone undercutting my price were ones that I wouldn't want to take anyway either because there would be a problem collecting payment or because they were too cheap to put any money in quality promotion and production. If the event sucks it's your name on the bill...
2) For those promoters that I did work for but instead hired an inexperienced DJ they always regretted the decision and came back to me for the next gig, lesson learned.
You can't control whether some celebrity gets hired on name recognition or if you lose a gig because someone else will do it for free to have fun. You can however, set yourself apart by building a reputation as someone who will deliver quality and draw a crowd.
Amen Brother! (And yes, I found that in a basement) With nearly 20 years and several current aliases for everything from warehouse gigs to dive bars sessions I couldn't have said it better. It was a fraternal and handed down trade which, yes, due to technology has changed. But us old timers know and the competition has made us better.
Welcome to any and all who want to become a DJ. Just like the guitar players of the last generation, the cream will rise.
And as far as this thread? Seems kind of like yelling "F*ck b*tches" at a woman's liberation rally. Yeah, you got the attention you set out for. Now go practice and maybe you will get it behind the decks.
Peace.
nik39
7:09 PM - 23 February, 2010
That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
Just meaning, we can RESPECT each other, while DEBATING our own thoughts.
Now that's something different ... where I have to agree :)
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That does not mean we are brothers and sister or friends.
Too much hype.
Just meaning, we can RESPECT each other, while DEBATING our own thoughts.
Now that's something different ... where I have to agree :)
Henry GQ
7:48 PM - 23 February, 2010
i agree, at one point it was a fraternal order of brothers and sisters... it still is in my city with one or two lame djs. but in the end if one of these guys called me and was in a pinch.. i would help out.
sixxx
8:18 PM - 23 February, 2010
This is where the thread got soft and everyone grew a vagina.
/thread
/thread
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:20 PM - 23 February, 2010
lol funney how the exact point where everyone got soft and grew a vagina was the exact moment and place you entered the thread....intresting
sixxx
8:23 PM - 23 February, 2010
I like vagina. But, you saw me post with my dick in hand and look at you, drooling. Homo.
lol
lol
djdragon
10:36 PM - 23 February, 2010
IBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a MAC FAG
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Grabs popcorn & Reese's PiecesIBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a MAC FAG
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:37 PM - 23 February, 2010
IBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a FAG
then im guessing your real name is reeses
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Grabs popcorn & Reese's PiecesIBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a FAG
then im guessing your real name is reeses
djdragon
4:22 AM - 24 February, 2010
IBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a FAG
then im guessing your real name is reeses
Monkey?
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Grabs popcorn & Reese's PiecesIBTL
Here let me help.
I'm a FAG
then im guessing your real name is reeses
Monkey?
djchriscruz
2:06 PM - 24 February, 2010
What Serato really killed was the art and dedication to crate digging. I came from vinyl and crate digging but I dont miss it at all. I loved finding rare gems at thrift stores and basements for .99 but it doesn't beat the creativity I have with Serato. I used to think of the craziest mixes but ONLY if I had that one song on vinyl could I make it possible. And it would take me about a week to find that record and by that time my creative juices would have died down. With Serato I can put together my ideas in less than 30 mins. If I really need a song to complete my mix I can DL it on Itunes/Amazon and start mixing that same day.
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:16 PM - 24 February, 2010
you can still dig the crates with serato, matter of fact its increased it, sure you can have whatever track off itunes and amazong but theres sooooooooooo many other underground sites and forums and blogs ect ect ect with producers and artists who havent made it yet but have alot of talent, theres lots of gems out there is you look
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What Serato really killed was the art and dedication to crate digging. I came from vinyl and crate digging but I dont miss it at all. I loved finding rare gems at thrift stores and basements for .99 but it doesn't beat the creativity I have with Serato. I used to think of the craziest mixes but ONLY if I had that one song on vinyl could I make it possible. And it would take me about a week to find that record and by that time my creative juices would have died down. With Serato I can put together my ideas in less than 30 mins. If I really need a song to complete my mix I can DL it on Itunes/Amazon and start mixing that same day.you can still dig the crates with serato, matter of fact its increased it, sure you can have whatever track off itunes and amazong but theres sooooooooooo many other underground sites and forums and blogs ect ect ect with producers and artists who havent made it yet but have alot of talent, theres lots of gems out there is you look
skratchworx
2:25 PM - 24 February, 2010
I still dig, but it's much more about filling gaps in my collection. I picked up the Enter The Dragon sound track this weekend for £10. It's a habit that never dies if that's where you've come from. But this has little to do with the business of DJing, which is what the original post is all about.
DJ Stoyvo
2:49 PM - 24 February, 2010
Yes, SSL saves us a lot of work and makes DJing a lot easier... but a good DJ knows how to pick music. It's not about what you can do with 2 decks, it's about the song choice and how big your library is ;)
DJ Val-BKNY11203
3:47 PM - 24 February, 2010
Tell your girl to stop lying to you bro.
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its not how big it is its how you use itTell your girl to stop lying to you bro.
DJ BIS
8:39 AM - 31 March, 2010
That shit was priceless. And true. LOL
That's what we get for being at home "practicing".
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And the funny part about this whole situation is that the sorry dj always has a HUGE following.That shit was priceless. And true. LOL
That's what we get for being at home "practicing".
d:raf
5:22 PM - 31 March, 2010
I still dig for rekkids but now I'm 1000000x pickier about the shape that the vinyl is in. I used to be able to stomach a few pops/scratches/cue burn/etc. here and there, but having that alongside my cleaner digital files creates a WORLD of contrast that didn't really exist when it was all vinyl.
Boba Tha Hut
7:51 PM - 31 March, 2010
You know what Serato has done? It's made every bar/lounge/clothing store/art gallery/BBQ/concert/sporting event/conference/trade show/kid's bday party have a fucking DJ. DJs are littered everywhere, it wasn't like this back in the day if you think about it.
Stakato
11:16 PM - 31 March, 2010
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1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The artists
4. The general public
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The artists
4. The general public
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
sacrilicious
12:48 AM - 1 April, 2010
Oops should I cancel my art gallery gig?
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You know what Serato has done? It's made every bar/lounge/clothing store/art gallery/BBQ/concert/sporting event/conference/trade show/kid's bday party have a fucking DJ. DJs are littered everywhere, it wasn't like this back in the day if you think about it.Oops should I cancel my art gallery gig?
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:04 AM - 1 April, 2010
1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The general public
4. The artists
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
my opinion^
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quote:1. Record companies
2. Radio stations
3. The general public
4. The artists
5. Bad promoters
6. Cheap ass club owners
my opinion^
DJNate
2:32 AM - 1 April, 2010
SSL is not killing the biz... Banquet halls and DJ's charging next to nothing for a Gig is killing the biz. I am happy for SSL as I no longer have to drag a shit load of CD and Vinyl around with me. I am a mobile DJ and it seems that every banquet hall is providing a DJ as part of their package for as low as $200. That is what is what is killing the biz. Think about it... if you were a new DJ starting out what would be your weapon of choice? Vinyl, CD or SSL? Don't diss the tools they are here to help us all....
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:24 PM - 1 April, 2010
i think your overlooking the point that the reason there are so many DJs willing to charge so little and lower the wage bar is because DVS made DJing so accessable and easy that the overall barrier or entry was lowered.......were there tons of guys willing to work for bar tabs when they had to pay for vinyl?? Were there tons of people willing to dj for $50 when you had to really put in work to learn to beatmatch? Or did the market flood and undercutters really begin to thrive when you could buy 50 years of music for $200 and go to a gig look at waves and be able to wing a gig
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SSL is not killing the biz... Banquet halls and DJ's charging next to nothing for a Gig is killing the biz. I am happy for SSL as I no longer have to drag a shit load of CD and Vinyl around with me. I am a mobile DJ and it seems that every banquet hall is providing a DJ as part of their package for as low as $200. That is what is what is killing the biz. Think about it... if you were a new DJ starting out what would be your weapon of choice? Vinyl, CD or SSL? Don't diss the tools they are here to help us all....i think your overlooking the point that the reason there are so many DJs willing to charge so little and lower the wage bar is because DVS made DJing so accessable and easy that the overall barrier or entry was lowered.......were there tons of guys willing to work for bar tabs when they had to pay for vinyl?? Were there tons of people willing to dj for $50 when you had to really put in work to learn to beatmatch? Or did the market flood and undercutters really begin to thrive when you could buy 50 years of music for $200 and go to a gig look at waves and be able to wing a gig
BriChi
1:57 PM - 1 April, 2010
I think it would be pretty funny to walk up to 1/4 of the SSL dj's and cover up the waveforms for the night and see how many train wrecks they do, LOL
DJ Val-BKNY11203
2:27 PM - 1 April, 2010
(face palm with a million hands)
I think it would be funny to take away all the effects machines, instant loops, hot cues, samplers and see how many of you would be DJ's.
I think it would be funny to take away microwave ovens and see how many of you can really cook.
I think it would be funny to take away eye glasses and find out how many of you can really see.
I think it would be funny if penicillin was never invented to see how many people would have died?
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I think it would be pretty funny to walk up to 1/4 of the SSL dj's and cover up the waveforms for the night and see how many train wrecks they do, LOL(face palm with a million hands)
I think it would be funny to take away all the effects machines, instant loops, hot cues, samplers and see how many of you would be DJ's.
I think it would be funny to take away microwave ovens and see how many of you can really cook.
I think it would be funny to take away eye glasses and find out how many of you can really see.
I think it would be funny if penicillin was never invented to see how many people would have died?
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:31 PM - 1 April, 2010
(face palm with a million hands)
I think it would be funny to take away all the effects machines, instant loops, hot cues, samplers and see how many of you would be DJ's.
I think it would be funny to take away microwave ovens and see how many of you can really cook.
I think it would be funny to take away eye glasses and find out how many of you can really see.
I think it would be funny if penicillin was never invented to see how many people would have died?
what would be hilarious would be to take away all this prerecorded music and hand them a piano and drum sticks and see how they rock a party then
Id like to see half of these so called "DJS" rock a party with no electricity
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I think it would be pretty funny to walk up to 1/4 of the SSL dj's and cover up the waveforms for the night and see how many train wrecks they do, LOL(face palm with a million hands)
I think it would be funny to take away all the effects machines, instant loops, hot cues, samplers and see how many of you would be DJ's.
I think it would be funny to take away microwave ovens and see how many of you can really cook.
I think it would be funny to take away eye glasses and find out how many of you can really see.
I think it would be funny if penicillin was never invented to see how many people would have died?
what would be hilarious would be to take away all this prerecorded music and hand them a piano and drum sticks and see how they rock a party then
Id like to see half of these so called "DJS" rock a party with no electricity
Audio1
11:11 PM - 1 April, 2010
If SSL killed the business of DJing, Why are you still here posting on this forum. Thank you. STFU! Keep things moving!! [untracking]
djdannyd
1:43 AM - 2 April, 2010
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If SSL killed the business of DJing, Why are you still here posting on this forum. Thank you. STFU! Keep things moving!! [untracking]
BriChi
1:52 AM - 2 April, 2010
this thread is pretty funny actually, If you are a good enough dj then don't worry about how many "microwave dj's" are out there, just take it to the next level.
this is 100% right, this video was posted above but as usual people don't read the whole thread so I am sure you missed it
Watchwww.youtube.com
this is 100% right, this video was posted above but as usual people don't read the whole thread so I am sure you missed it
Watchwww.youtube.com
DJ CISC0
3:25 AM - 2 April, 2010
Discuss-
I would say that the invention of the MP3 fired the first shot waaaaaay before SSL. I remember seeing a bunch of DJs come out of no where with their rack mountable CD players (Denons, Numark, etc). Do you remember that file sharing app called Napster from back in the day? Napster + 500 CDs of MP3s = instant DJ. This was way back in the 90s.
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But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.Discuss-
I would say that the invention of the MP3 fired the first shot waaaaaay before SSL. I remember seeing a bunch of DJs come out of no where with their rack mountable CD players (Denons, Numark, etc). Do you remember that file sharing app called Napster from back in the day? Napster + 500 CDs of MP3s = instant DJ. This was way back in the 90s.
DJ CISC0
3:27 AM - 2 April, 2010
^^^You can actually take it back a bit further and blame it on the invention of CD.
the_black_one
4:13 AM - 2 April, 2010
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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The Silver Boombox Thief
4:49 AM - 2 April, 2010
99% of us never got paid for our first gigs. so, now when someone with a lap top comes in saying they'll play for free beer, you got a problem with it? come on.
ps - didn't the dj kill the live band?
ps - didn't the dj kill the live band?
dj vegas
8:28 AM - 2 April, 2010
cd mixers killed djing befor you had to buy records now shit is free cds fucked up the hole damn thing!
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:04 PM - 2 April, 2010
ps - didn't the dj kill the live band?
not even close, clubs\bars with live bands make a TON more money around here than clubs with DJs
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ps - didn't the dj kill the live band?
not even close, clubs\bars with live bands make a TON more money around here than clubs with DJs
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:04 PM - 2 April, 2010
+1
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cd mixers killed djing befor you had to buy records now shit is free cds fucked up the hole damn thing!+1
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:13 PM - 2 April, 2010
and it takes more than button pushing to get there
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u guys are idiots.and it takes more than button pushing to get there
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:22 PM - 2 April, 2010
neither does pushing a button all night to dj a club
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That comeback doesn't even make sense.neither does pushing a button all night to dj a club
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:23 PM - 2 April, 2010
im just playin buttonfreaks bad ass...i saw his show last weekend and took a pic of his setup
www.instructables.com
www.instructables.com
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:24 PM - 2 April, 2010
pushing a button all night to dj a club
i agree
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That comeback doesn't even make sense.pushing a button all night to dj a club
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better but still lame.i agree
thebuttonfreak
9:24 PM - 2 April, 2010
I like how you think you're doing anything different. "You see man, I use this record as a mouse, you use a midi controller...totally different"
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:25 PM - 2 April, 2010
lol mabye thats the disconnect im not using the record as a mouse
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I like how you think you're doing anything different. "You see man, I use this record as a mouse, you use a midi controller...totally different"lol mabye thats the disconnect im not using the record as a mouse
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:29 PM - 2 April, 2010
not at all im using a mouse as a mouse and a record to control song position, song tempo, and performing scratchs and manipulate the track......you cant use a mouse to scratch and if i was doin it without a record i would have to do several steps when i could be using a record to do it in 1
VP
10:00 PM - 2 April, 2010
thread started off on the wrong note. ssl didnt, virtual dj did. vdj did not kill the ART of djing which some of u are arguing against killing the BUSINESS.
i started off with virtualdj but the current versions of virtualdj are not good enough to get skills anywhere.
if u dont think vdj is killing the business of djing then you really dont know whats going on out there and its gonna catch up with you..
that wack ass program has won some award from some wack ass award which means more ppl are gonna get their hands to it and make sh1t even harder..
its sad seeing ipod and vdjs out there. dont get me wrong vdj is a very very powerful program that can make some very crazy mixes that only an enthusiast can really hit the ceiling. but 98% of the vdj users just have no clue of how to use the program..
when they fix the time code of that program its gonna be a wrap for ssl and traktor...
i started off with virtualdj but the current versions of virtualdj are not good enough to get skills anywhere.
if u dont think vdj is killing the business of djing then you really dont know whats going on out there and its gonna catch up with you..
that wack ass program has won some award from some wack ass award which means more ppl are gonna get their hands to it and make sh1t even harder..
its sad seeing ipod and vdjs out there. dont get me wrong vdj is a very very powerful program that can make some very crazy mixes that only an enthusiast can really hit the ceiling. but 98% of the vdj users just have no clue of how to use the program..
when they fix the time code of that program its gonna be a wrap for ssl and traktor...
Dj Farhan
10:02 PM - 2 April, 2010
i do this mentoring thing from my work for at risk kids in this next door high school, and i was talking about how math and music is intertwined, and this kid comes up to me who is like 15 he is yeah i am a dj, i got the cracked version online and i make mixes now...
just telling u what the next gen's impression is towards djing
just telling u what the next gen's impression is towards djing
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:03 PM - 2 April, 2010
IMO the art of djing was killed by the general public and the busniess of djing was killed by the combination of people being able to easily and cheaply get large quantities of music (quantity not quality) and the ability to play the cheap they got live
VP
10:18 PM - 2 April, 2010
the art of djing has been taken to higher level with technology. creativity is easier now and executed even faster.. the business on the other hand has and will take a huge dive..
bar/club owners dont know any better. they dont know the difference btwn vdj and serato or traktor or what it takes to get and expect from a serato/traktor dj vs vdj.. to them theyr all pretty much the same. and thats not to say all serato/traktor djs are good.
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IMO the art of djing was killed by the general public and the busniess of djing was killed by the combination of people being able to easily and cheaply get large quantities of music (quantity not quality) and the ability to play the cheap they got livethe art of djing has been taken to higher level with technology. creativity is easier now and executed even faster.. the business on the other hand has and will take a huge dive..
bar/club owners dont know any better. they dont know the difference btwn vdj and serato or traktor or what it takes to get and expect from a serato/traktor dj vs vdj.. to them theyr all pretty much the same. and thats not to say all serato/traktor djs are good.
CHILI BANKS
10:59 PM - 2 April, 2010
Produce your own music and stand behind it and keep doing it, and no newbie will ever be able to take your place. Just being a relevant DJ barely exists anymore in any electronic music scene with any integrity. That being said if you play shit top 40 and you're being undercut sucks to be you. Go back to the roots of DJing, it's called selection. Any monkey can play Lady Ga Ga & Drake tunes. If you have vision in your selection and make your own beats you'll never have to worry.
thebuttonfreak
11:37 PM - 2 April, 2010
some more truth.
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Produce your own music and stand behind it and keep doing it, and no newbie will ever be able to take your place. Just being a relevant DJ barely exists anymore in any electronic music scene with any integrity. That being said if you play shit top 40 and you're being undercut sucks to be you. Go back to the roots of DJing, it's called selection. Any monkey can play Lady Ga Ga & Drake tunes. If you have vision in your selection and make your own beats you'll never have to worry.
Phil Anthony
4:07 AM - 3 April, 2010
Since I picked up Serato:
Made more money
Played more gigs
Dj'd in a funk band
Dj'd in a Latin/Afrobeat project
Dj'd in a rock band
Currently in a performing Hip Hop project
I am on year 15 and have never felt more creative or more passionate about djing. If you are all Lady Gaga and Lil Wayne, yeah your life prolly sucks. Shit, I got Lady Gaga on my hardrive too. If I'm hard up for cash, I might just steal your next gig cause I will rock commercial to put food on the table but that's not where my passion is and it doesn't feed my soul. I think the lack of creativity, diversification, and hustle is what's killing you're game, not mine. Technology WILL NOT go away. Suck it up or get out.
Made more money
Played more gigs
Dj'd in a funk band
Dj'd in a Latin/Afrobeat project
Dj'd in a rock band
Currently in a performing Hip Hop project
I am on year 15 and have never felt more creative or more passionate about djing. If you are all Lady Gaga and Lil Wayne, yeah your life prolly sucks. Shit, I got Lady Gaga on my hardrive too. If I'm hard up for cash, I might just steal your next gig cause I will rock commercial to put food on the table but that's not where my passion is and it doesn't feed my soul. I think the lack of creativity, diversification, and hustle is what's killing you're game, not mine. Technology WILL NOT go away. Suck it up or get out.
djticonyc
5:02 PM - 3 April, 2010
i dj all the time and guess what ? i only push buttons. hd 2500 allday -.- btw i play only latin music if that makes a difference. no wicky wicky for my type of music
Audio1
6:44 AM - 4 April, 2010
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"I blame your mother. I wish the condom wouldnt have broken, thus you were born"
thebuttonfreak
12:17 AM - 5 April, 2010
Let me beat them to the punch "That's not real djing because when people look at you they don't see a turntable being used as a glorified mouse.:
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i dj all the time and guess what ? i only push buttons. hd 2500 allday -.- btw i play only latin music if that makes a difference. no wicky wicky for my type of music
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:51 PM - 6 April, 2010
i think theres a cream you can get that will stop your ass from being so hurt, ill google it and try to find a good price for some for you
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Let me beat them to the punch "That's not real djing because when people look at you they don't see a turntable being used as a glorified mouse.:Quote:
i dj all the time and guess what ? i only push buttons. hd 2500 allday -.- btw i play only latin music if that makes a difference. no wicky wicky for my type of musici think theres a cream you can get that will stop your ass from being so hurt, ill google it and try to find a good price for some for you
Axialism
4:55 PM - 6 April, 2010
I don't even understand what you're complaining about. The fact that djs can now have instant access to music and don't need to make room for physical crates? Maybe you think labeling tracks with bpm/key/title/cue points is unfair to "reel djz"?
I think that's really what's at stake here. I mean, god damn people; you still need skill and considerable knowledge to use most of the dj programs, including serato even if it's minimalistic.
+10000000000000.
Anyone playing top 40 shit has no authority to complain about "the death of djing". No one cares about your skills if you play to people who don't know a kick from a snare.
There always has been and there always will be a conflict between making money and making art. Very few djs, producers, artists, and performers get to do both.
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Let me beat them to the punch "That's not real djing because when people look at you they don't see a turntable being used as a glorified mouse.:Quote:
Let me beat them to the punch "That's not real djing because when people look at you they don't see a turntable being used as a glorified mouse.:I think that's really what's at stake here. I mean, god damn people; you still need skill and considerable knowledge to use most of the dj programs, including serato even if it's minimalistic.
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Produce your own music and stand behind it and keep doing it, and no newbie will ever be able to take your place. Just being a relevant DJ barely exists anymore in any electronic music scene with any integrity. That being said if you play shit top 40 and you're being undercut sucks to be you. Go back to the roots of DJing, it's called selection. Any monkey can play Lady Ga Ga & Drake tunes. If you have vision in your selection and make your own beats you'll never have to worry.Anyone playing top 40 shit has no authority to complain about "the death of djing". No one cares about your skills if you play to people who don't know a kick from a snare.
There always has been and there always will be a conflict between making money and making art. Very few djs, producers, artists, and performers get to do both.
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:59 PM - 6 April, 2010
I don't even understand what you're complaining about. The fact that djs can now have instant access to music and don't need to make room for physical crates? Maybe you think labeling tracks with bpm/key/title/cue points is unfair to "reel djz"?
yup the arguments definatley went over your head
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I don't even understand what you're complaining about. The fact that djs can now have instant access to music and don't need to make room for physical crates? Maybe you think labeling tracks with bpm/key/title/cue points is unfair to "reel djz"?
yup the arguments definatley went over your head
Axialism
5:02 PM - 6 April, 2010
yup the arguments definatley went over your head
You're getting fired because club owners like laptops better than turntables/cdjs/anything else? It's not like having serato either downgrades your skills somehow or upgrades the skills of someone with iTunes. What difference does serato make in making itunes djing acceptable. They're unrelated!
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yup the arguments definatley went over your head
You're getting fired because club owners like laptops better than turntables/cdjs/anything else? It's not like having serato either downgrades your skills somehow or upgrades the skills of someone with iTunes. What difference does serato make in making itunes djing acceptable. They're unrelated!
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:19 PM - 6 April, 2010
yup the arguments definatley went over your head
You're getting fired because club owners like laptops better than turntables/cdjs/anything else? It's not like having serato either downgrades your skills somehow or upgrades the skills of someone with iTunes. What difference does serato make in making itunes djing acceptable. They're unrelated!
not JUST SSL but DVS in general allowed alot of people to very easily be able to mimik skill, where these cats never would have got in the door on TTs or CDJs because they would have given up after A) not having the money to inverst in equipment B) getting fustrated and quitting from not being able to learn to beatmatch,transition, ect now they can get a HD of high quality pirated music for free to next to nothing, they can easily get the DVS system to play sed files, and the system gives them the training wheels to be able to go mimik the basic functions of DJing in a minimul amount of time. Since the put in 0 time\effort\resources into this they hop around happy to play the latest BS without advancing the art for chump change. Had the DVS revolution not occured these people would be in the crowd paying to come in where they should be
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yup the arguments definatley went over your head
You're getting fired because club owners like laptops better than turntables/cdjs/anything else? It's not like having serato either downgrades your skills somehow or upgrades the skills of someone with iTunes. What difference does serato make in making itunes djing acceptable. They're unrelated!
not JUST SSL but DVS in general allowed alot of people to very easily be able to mimik skill, where these cats never would have got in the door on TTs or CDJs because they would have given up after A) not having the money to inverst in equipment B) getting fustrated and quitting from not being able to learn to beatmatch,transition, ect now they can get a HD of high quality pirated music for free to next to nothing, they can easily get the DVS system to play sed files, and the system gives them the training wheels to be able to go mimik the basic functions of DJing in a minimul amount of time. Since the put in 0 time\effort\resources into this they hop around happy to play the latest BS without advancing the art for chump change. Had the DVS revolution not occured these people would be in the crowd paying to come in where they should be
Axialism
5:29 PM - 6 April, 2010
I can agree to that. I don't much agree to the iTunes comparison, or even so much that Serato is responsible compared to other softwares. But in the edm world I've spun with a couple guys that absolutely don't know how to work turntables/cdjs/anything other than traktor with their specific control surface, if any. On the other hand, I respect a lot of the guys doing their own production on ableton and incorporating it into their mixes (and about 4 out of 5 djs I play with do it these days).
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they can easily get the DVS system to play sed files, and the system gives them the training wheels to be able to go mimik the basic functions of DJing in a minimul amount of time. Since the put in 0 time\effort\resources into this they hop around happy to play the latest BS without advancing the art for chump change. Had the DVS revolution not occured these people would be in the crowd paying to come in where they should beI can agree to that. I don't much agree to the iTunes comparison, or even so much that Serato is responsible compared to other softwares. But in the edm world I've spun with a couple guys that absolutely don't know how to work turntables/cdjs/anything other than traktor with their specific control surface, if any. On the other hand, I respect a lot of the guys doing their own production on ableton and incorporating it into their mixes (and about 4 out of 5 djs I play with do it these days).
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:33 PM - 6 April, 2010
hence i said
not JUST SSL but DVS in general
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or even so much that Serato is responsible compared to other softwareshence i said
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not JUST SSL but DVS in general
Axialism
5:35 PM - 6 April, 2010
as for pirating music and stuff like that. Eh. I buy my shit (online) just so i can know I'm getting well-encoded tracks, unless it's unreleased, and I can't play the unreleased stuff at legit events, but whenever we do parties anything goes. More accessibility to music is good for us, and you shouldn't complain that you get to do part of your job easier/faster/better than before as long as it's not being abused.
Axialism
5:35 PM - 6 April, 2010
hence i said
not JUST SSL but DVS in general
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or even so much that Serato is responsible compared to other softwareshence i said
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not JUST SSL but DVS in general
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I can agree to that.
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:01 PM - 6 April, 2010
but it IS being abused
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as for pirating music and stuff like that. Eh. I buy my shit (online) just so i can know I'm getting well-encoded tracks, unless it's unreleased, and I can't play the unreleased stuff at legit events, but whenever we do parties anything goes. More accessibility to music is good for us, and you shouldn't complain that you get to do part of your job easier/faster/better than before as long as it's not being abused.but it IS being abused
d:raf
6:12 PM - 6 April, 2010
Once you've seen a DJ using WinAmp (complete with pauses between tracks) along with a crowd too drunk to care this entire conversation becomes moot.
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:45 PM - 6 April, 2010
the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
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Once you've seen a DJ using WinAmp (complete with pauses between tracks) along with a crowd too drunk to care this entire conversation becomes moot.the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
Dj-NRG
11:21 PM - 6 April, 2010
when you buy serato, it doesn't come with skills included.
that's all i have to say..
that's all i have to say..
thebuttonfreak
2:52 AM - 7 April, 2010
All the stuff you guys are scared about only applies to shit top 40 djs anyways.
Phil Anthony
3:39 AM - 7 April, 2010
the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
Very confused about the turn this discussion has taken. Also had no idea if Hitler was a Dj. www.djhitler.net.
Bezzle, why don't you book him at your new residency and see if he uses WinAmp. Just sayin...
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Once you've seen a DJ using WinAmp (complete with pauses between tracks) along with a crowd too drunk to care this entire conversation becomes moot.the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
Very confused about the turn this discussion has taken. Also had no idea if Hitler was a Dj. www.djhitler.net.
Bezzle, why don't you book him at your new residency and see if he uses WinAmp. Just sayin...
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:20 PM - 7 April, 2010
when the only market you have avaliable is shit top 40 that makes it a big deal
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All the stuff you guys are scared about only applies to shit top 40 djs anyways.when the only market you have avaliable is shit top 40 that makes it a big deal
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:21 PM - 7 April, 2010
the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
Very confused about the turn this discussion has taken. Also had no idea if Hitler was a Dj. www.djhitler.net.
Bezzle, why don't you book him at your new residency and see if he uses WinAmp. Just sayin...
LMFAO, dude i live in bama if i booked him for a night hed take my residency lol
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Once you've seen a DJ using WinAmp (complete with pauses between tracks) along with a crowd too drunk to care this entire conversation becomes moot.the crowd didnt care when hitler was exterminating the jews it dosent mean it wasnt soemthing that should have been discussed, determined to be wrong and stopped
Very confused about the turn this discussion has taken. Also had no idea if Hitler was a Dj. www.djhitler.net.
Bezzle, why don't you book him at your new residency and see if he uses WinAmp. Just sayin...
LMFAO, dude i live in bama if i booked him for a night hed take my residency lol
Drapol1
2:50 PM - 16 April, 2010
Offtopic sorry.
I was listening to some mixes made with auto mix on and off and to be honest with auto mix off they sound way better (I like to hear something a little off beat sometimes you can hear dj skills while correcting). It's some kind of thing that lets me judge which dj is good and which is not.And to be honest automix sounds fine but every mix is the same. It might be good for good radio dj's who can't afford mistakes live. But it's still cheating hehe. I actually like that serato stays with no automix feature because at least us mix without it, so we can see our skills. It's ok to have this option if you can mix really good with real vinyl cuz other than that you're a wack dj microwave dj etc...
Peace out from Poland
I was listening to some mixes made with auto mix on and off and to be honest with auto mix off they sound way better (I like to hear something a little off beat sometimes you can hear dj skills while correcting). It's some kind of thing that lets me judge which dj is good and which is not.And to be honest automix sounds fine but every mix is the same. It might be good for good radio dj's who can't afford mistakes live. But it's still cheating hehe. I actually like that serato stays with no automix feature because at least us mix without it, so we can see our skills. It's ok to have this option if you can mix really good with real vinyl cuz other than that you're a wack dj microwave dj etc...
Peace out from Poland
djdragon
3:53 PM - 16 April, 2010
I dont know if this has been said.
But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:05 PM - 16 April, 2010
But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
nah, we dont have bottle service here and the games still fucked
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I dont know if this has been said.But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
nah, we dont have bottle service here and the games still fucked
Henry GQ
6:41 PM - 16 April, 2010
u know what also killed the business of djing ? AND NOT SERATO(morons)
MOBILE DJ COMPANIES
why? U might ask ?
they will fuckin hire ANYONE(even ur mailman). make them a half ass dj, and bam, as soon as that half ass dj finds out how much the company is making and they arent...
see ya later.. they go off and try and do their own thing. i seen it happen so many times in my own city... and i know it happens in yours!!
next thing u know u have a bunch of 50 dollar whore bitch ass djs.
so blame those dum ass muthafukrs! greedy ass losers. they want all the business in the city so they are so desperate to hire anyone...
MOBILE DJ COMPANIES
why? U might ask ?
they will fuckin hire ANYONE(even ur mailman). make them a half ass dj, and bam, as soon as that half ass dj finds out how much the company is making and they arent...
see ya later.. they go off and try and do their own thing. i seen it happen so many times in my own city... and i know it happens in yours!!
next thing u know u have a bunch of 50 dollar whore bitch ass djs.
so blame those dum ass muthafukrs! greedy ass losers. they want all the business in the city so they are so desperate to hire anyone...
The Real DJ Maestro
10:12 AM - 17 April, 2010
SSL has made the game a little wack, but for me i love it..... i havent been under cut by no DJ's here in atlanta and if I have i'd fuck someone up real quick. But its made it just a little easier for people to get on, but once u on u gotta stay on. U see most of these clowns get SL boxes CD players and then a year a 2 later they selling they shit, they not in it for the love of it, just for the quick buck. As i say a microwaves always breaks and most of these microwave dj's will break eventually
DJ Sainte
10:46 AM - 17 April, 2010
But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
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I dont know if this has been said.But honestly BOTTLE SERVICE KILLED EVERYTHING.
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DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
2:38 AM - 20 April, 2010
The TRUTHCam will set you free.
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lol @ johnnym never losing a battle on hereThe TRUTHCam will set you free.
RatPack
4:32 PM - 4 May, 2010
Tell you what DJ software programs did :
15 years ago, when I started, you either were extremely good, so you were payed a lot of money, which you lost for 75% to buy new records and cd's. (guys from europe: 300 euro's a week; and that were 30 records, now you have 30 new mp3's a day, do the math).
If you weren't that good, you were a dj for 4 weeks, and had to give up because to make a lot of money, you had to spend a lot of money.
You also had to play the versions that were available, a not a new remix every day ...
Buy software, a computer and a headphone and you pay about what I spent on records every month.
What has changed is that for every dj that existed 10 years ago, you now have a hundred, skilled or not, most of them wouldn't had a chance in that time, and that made djing special.
And don't tell me you still need as much talent with software, no one of you looks at the bars or waveforms ? Has predesigned folders ? And dj sets of 2 hours were rarely the case, if you played, you played from 22h till 08h. For the same amount of money ...
If everybody's claiming still to invest and buy their music, then why is every record store shutting down, and every small artist asking for a loan to produce a new record ?
I only accept arguments like talent and skills, etc of guys that already played before cd writers, software, pioneers with sound effects and mp3's, grooveboxes, video clips and whatever ... These are all things to camouflage the fact, that what is really important is your choice of music, and response of the crowd, and nowadays that seems no longer enough, because there are to many tricks to hide your lack of talent.
But rest assure, I started with serato in 2006, and video in 2005 (DVJ's), and I can no longer imagine how I used to drag a whole carload of records, the new possibilities are also great for the oldies,
but stop saying that DJ software didn't make things easier, or that you still need as much talent, it did, and it will not improve, anyone already tried that DJ program on the Wii ?
15 years ago, when I started, you either were extremely good, so you were payed a lot of money, which you lost for 75% to buy new records and cd's. (guys from europe: 300 euro's a week; and that were 30 records, now you have 30 new mp3's a day, do the math).
If you weren't that good, you were a dj for 4 weeks, and had to give up because to make a lot of money, you had to spend a lot of money.
You also had to play the versions that were available, a not a new remix every day ...
Buy software, a computer and a headphone and you pay about what I spent on records every month.
What has changed is that for every dj that existed 10 years ago, you now have a hundred, skilled or not, most of them wouldn't had a chance in that time, and that made djing special.
And don't tell me you still need as much talent with software, no one of you looks at the bars or waveforms ? Has predesigned folders ? And dj sets of 2 hours were rarely the case, if you played, you played from 22h till 08h. For the same amount of money ...
If everybody's claiming still to invest and buy their music, then why is every record store shutting down, and every small artist asking for a loan to produce a new record ?
I only accept arguments like talent and skills, etc of guys that already played before cd writers, software, pioneers with sound effects and mp3's, grooveboxes, video clips and whatever ... These are all things to camouflage the fact, that what is really important is your choice of music, and response of the crowd, and nowadays that seems no longer enough, because there are to many tricks to hide your lack of talent.
But rest assure, I started with serato in 2006, and video in 2005 (DVJ's), and I can no longer imagine how I used to drag a whole carload of records, the new possibilities are also great for the oldies,
but stop saying that DJ software didn't make things easier, or that you still need as much talent, it did, and it will not improve, anyone already tried that DJ program on the Wii ?
nik39
5:14 PM - 4 May, 2010
Yup, that makes around 10 good tracks a month out of 9000 tracks a month.
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(guys from europe: 300 euro's a week; and that were 30 records, now you have 30 new mp3's a day, do the math).Yup, that makes around 10 good tracks a month out of 9000 tracks a month.
dj hammurabi
5:54 PM - 4 May, 2010
No offense taken.. I only sell old skool vinyl out of my collection. Been using SSL since '05. (Prob should have mentioned that)
Hey Crickett, just wondering where you spin at? Also interested where you've seen djs being let go? Clubs? Bars? As far as I know in Chicago - the top DJs are still holding it down every weekend. From 33 1/3, to Timbuck2, Mark Fuller, DJ Pharris... The "Qualified" DJs, as you put it, can get a gig when they want one. It's still a hustle, but not even close to dead.
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now we know why u started this thread, u sell vinyl. no offense....No offense taken.. I only sell old skool vinyl out of my collection. Been using SSL since '05. (Prob should have mentioned that)
Hey Crickett, just wondering where you spin at? Also interested where you've seen djs being let go? Clubs? Bars? As far as I know in Chicago - the top DJs are still holding it down every weekend. From 33 1/3, to Timbuck2, Mark Fuller, DJ Pharris... The "Qualified" DJs, as you put it, can get a gig when they want one. It's still a hustle, but not even close to dead.
DJYoshi
6:06 PM - 4 May, 2010
SSL is a blessing and a curse..depending on how you look at it. It's a curse b/c now everyone can say they DJ. 10 years ago, only the hottest DJ's got the joints early.... Only the DJ's that hustled got serviced by the labels to get the joints before the general public..so they could be record breakers.
DJ'ing is an art form. DJ'ing is a passion that we all share on this forum...
but if someone's undercutting you, then it's your job to reinvent yourself and show the promoters, club managers, booking agents why you're dope and the cat rockin 6 hours for $100 shouldn't be there.
SSL is a blessing b/c I don't have to spend a sh** load of extra $ out of my contracts when I travel to have ppl fly with me and pay for extra record cases to be flown out. I don't have to sit there worrying if my only copy of Main Ingredient - Let Me Prove My Love is gonna go missing. It's not as easy switching in and out between computers as it was simiple enough to play a piece of vinyl and change the needles out... but that's the only drawback I see. Since SSL came out, more music can be played in a wider variety than before.... thus giving you creative freedom as a DJ to hit everyone in the spot to help them have a good time. IMO
DJ'ing is an art form. DJ'ing is a passion that we all share on this forum...
but if someone's undercutting you, then it's your job to reinvent yourself and show the promoters, club managers, booking agents why you're dope and the cat rockin 6 hours for $100 shouldn't be there.
SSL is a blessing b/c I don't have to spend a sh** load of extra $ out of my contracts when I travel to have ppl fly with me and pay for extra record cases to be flown out. I don't have to sit there worrying if my only copy of Main Ingredient - Let Me Prove My Love is gonna go missing. It's not as easy switching in and out between computers as it was simiple enough to play a piece of vinyl and change the needles out... but that's the only drawback I see. Since SSL came out, more music can be played in a wider variety than before.... thus giving you creative freedom as a DJ to hit everyone in the spot to help them have a good time. IMO
nik39
6:18 PM - 4 May, 2010
Yup, that makes around 10 good tracks a month out of 9000 tracks a month.
Okay, that makes 900 per month, not 9000.
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(guys from europe: 300 euro's a week; and that were 30 records, now you have 30 new mp3's a day, do the math).Yup, that makes around 10 good tracks a month out of 9000 tracks a month.
Okay, that makes 900 per month, not 9000.
popnwave
9:47 PM - 4 May, 2010
Where I am there are a lot of crappy DJs who use SSL along with the good ones. SSL is a tool and if you're smart you use it to your advantage!
I know guys with 3 years under their belt who trainwreck like it's going out of style. Even if you can't beatmatch by ear how hard is it to match tempos and do it by EYE?? I mean just fade in/fade out if you can't pull it off!
To me the greatest thing about SSL for me has been the search function... the end.
I know guys with 3 years under their belt who trainwreck like it's going out of style. Even if you can't beatmatch by ear how hard is it to match tempos and do it by EYE?? I mean just fade in/fade out if you can't pull it off!
To me the greatest thing about SSL for me has been the search function... the end.
dJ bMaN
4:34 PM - 5 May, 2010
I don't have a problem with Serato. It's just the ppl who have it that don't know what to do with it. To some of them, all it is is type-shift arrow-airhorn-play. I must admit, you can't blend every song but when your blend sounds like a gallpong horse and to make up for your mistake, you backspin in out, that's not dj'n. Dj'n is more than playing a song, its reading your crowd and KNOWING the music you play. No technology will teach you were the break beat is or when the chorus is coming up. Those are things you have to learn and or feel. The problem here in chicago is, promoters don't want to pay for a quality dj. They would rather get someone who will work for peanuts and get like 3 other dj's to do 1 night at a club. That is another problem with me, everytime I go to a club its like 4 promoters doing 1 night and 3 dj's.
elementsrtyte
7:38 PM - 5 May, 2010
it definitely kills the business. it allows a noob to beatmatch without thinking. i can spin hot perfectly blended mixes just by looking at the transients in the waveforms, even without headphones. beat matching used to be a skill, and now anyone can do it (with half a brain at least)
how hard is it really to play good music at an event?
theres only a few things separating me from the rest of the DJs.... the ability to read the crowd, knowing my songs in and out, hot mixes, and pump everyone up. well actually on second thought, that is kind of a bit hah
how hard is it really to play good music at an event?
theres only a few things separating me from the rest of the DJs.... the ability to read the crowd, knowing my songs in and out, hot mixes, and pump everyone up. well actually on second thought, that is kind of a bit hah
djphunknasty
9:53 PM - 5 May, 2010
Ya know what, I blame shit like "DJ Hero" and the mouse clicking DJ's for nearly all of it. Club owner's have gotten alot cheaper, and don't really care about the quality of performance or quality of the DJ themselves. They want a DJ cheaply, and they want to control him/her, like a "human jukebox" if you will.
I agree 100% with the people who are upset over this art becoming nothing more than a "fad", like "the cool thing to do." That's what its becoming. They market it nowadays like "Oh everyone can be a DJ its so easy, you can do it too" So they market the cheap useless gear, the software like Virtual DJ that basically does everything for you, and downgrade the market generally as a whole for anyone looking to make a living or a semi-decent profit off of it.
It makes me sick too, as I've been on hiatus for quite awhile now like alot of you folks. I've been in the game since '98, and it really does make me sick at what the industry appears to be turning into.
I agree 100% with the people who are upset over this art becoming nothing more than a "fad", like "the cool thing to do." That's what its becoming. They market it nowadays like "Oh everyone can be a DJ its so easy, you can do it too" So they market the cheap useless gear, the software like Virtual DJ that basically does everything for you, and downgrade the market generally as a whole for anyone looking to make a living or a semi-decent profit off of it.
It makes me sick too, as I've been on hiatus for quite awhile now like alot of you folks. I've been in the game since '98, and it really does make me sick at what the industry appears to be turning into.
DJ Ritmo
2:17 AM - 7 May, 2010
Just wanna add my two cents. You would think beatmatching would easy because of the waveforms. It is easier that way but how come I see alot of guys staring at the computer and train wrecking at the same time. Boggles my fukin mind to no end. I watched a guy spin for about 2 hours at the hottest spot in my tiny ass town. This dude refused to touch the damn pitch slider.
In my opinion SSL has given me the opportunity to start DJing before SSL I was Roland Groovebox with about 10 flash media cards and a ASR 10 with hella floppy disk and a Korg Triton. So when you talk about SSL killed DJing when I was preaching the same thing when Fruity Loops came out and everyone was a so called producer. What made me hotter than the rest I always keep my sound fresh.
ok my 2 cents
In my opinion SSL has given me the opportunity to start DJing before SSL I was Roland Groovebox with about 10 flash media cards and a ASR 10 with hella floppy disk and a Korg Triton. So when you talk about SSL killed DJing when I was preaching the same thing when Fruity Loops came out and everyone was a so called producer. What made me hotter than the rest I always keep my sound fresh.
ok my 2 cents
muttley
2:53 AM - 7 May, 2010
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
I think the real problem is that
there's too many idiots in the world, and the media, along with nightlife business folk, and just about any other business looking for a quick & easy profit margin are exploiting that now more than ever. Seriously, for those of you who are old enough, take a step back and think about how much music, TV, and radio have been "dumbed-down" over the past decade. De-evolution at it's finest.
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
I think the real problem is that
there's too many idiots in the world, and the media, along with nightlife business folk, and just about any other business looking for a quick & easy profit margin are exploiting that now more than ever. Seriously, for those of you who are old enough, take a step back and think about how much music, TV, and radio have been "dumbed-down" over the past decade. De-evolution at it's finest.
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:26 PM - 7 May, 2010
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
didnt you just contradict yourself there.....How is a good dj needed for a bar or club to be successful if the patrons dont seem to care when a good dj is replaced by an average dj
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cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
didnt you just contradict yourself there.....How is a good dj needed for a bar or club to be successful if the patrons dont seem to care when a good dj is replaced by an average dj
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:27 PM - 7 May, 2010
In my opinion SSL has given me the opportunity to start DJing before SSL I was Roland Groovebox with about 10 flash media cards and a ASR 10 with hella floppy disk and a Korg Triton. So when you talk about SSL killed DJing when I was preaching the same thing when Fruity Loops came out and everyone was a so called producer. What made me hotter than the rest I always keep my sound fresh.
ok my 2 cents
Soulja boy had one of the hottest tracks int he country, made a SHIIIIT TON of money and broke records with a beat he made off the fruity loops demo\cracked version.....just sayin
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In my opinion SSL has given me the opportunity to start DJing before SSL I was Roland Groovebox with about 10 flash media cards and a ASR 10 with hella floppy disk and a Korg Triton. So when you talk about SSL killed DJing when I was preaching the same thing when Fruity Loops came out and everyone was a so called producer. What made me hotter than the rest I always keep my sound fresh.
ok my 2 cents
Soulja boy had one of the hottest tracks int he country, made a SHIIIIT TON of money and broke records with a beat he made off the fruity loops demo\cracked version.....just sayin
muttley
3:47 PM - 7 May, 2010
cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
didnt you just contradict yourself there.....How is a good dj needed for a bar or club to be successful if the patrons dont seem to care when a good dj is replaced by an average dj
Sorry - That does read like a contridiction. The first part was not written by me - That was the quote I was responding to. Guess I don't know how to work the quote feature on here
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cream always rises to the top....... Good djs are needed for a bar/club to be successful, SSL is a tool, not a skill giver!!!!
I see more and more "good" DJ's being replaced by average DJ's who are willing to cut costs. The patrons at the top 40 bars/clubs don't seem to care either - at least not enough to be vocal about it. As long as they hear that same song that they're playing on 3 different radio stations right now, and that they already heard on the way to the club...
didnt you just contradict yourself there.....How is a good dj needed for a bar or club to be successful if the patrons dont seem to care when a good dj is replaced by an average dj
Sorry - That does read like a contridiction. The first part was not written by me - That was the quote I was responding to. Guess I don't know how to work the quote feature on here
hotboymike
8:39 PM - 4 February, 2011
@therealdjmaestro WOW are u serious dude if sumone undercut u sumone gonna get fucked up,,look here dog life itself will undercut u whenever u go to buy sum you are lookin for the best deal,, i hope u got a fulltime job cause most djs tht charge $400-$500 dnt work they jus waitin on tht fa show money shid thts $1600-$2000 a mnth an average income me personally dnt wanna nd will not be a HOUSE DJ cause 9 times out of 10 u wont be able to rock any crowd cause ur main set is RAP,,,but djin is like the D-GAME evrybdy hustling u gonna get undercut,,SSL didnt kill djing COMPUTERS did and i glad they change the TECHNOLOGY i hve rocked a party with windows media a guy like my self get wasted nd i have played songs back to back but with COMPUTERS it help me out cause its easy access to ur music,,and if the world wuld still be using VINYL AND CD'S it wouldnt be so many djs out here now really wouldnt be no clubs thts banging,,,IF IT WASNT FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGING IT WOUDNT BE NO CLUBS AND IT WULD BE LIKE MAYBE 5 DJ'S IN EACH STATE,,and skating rinks wuld be the only place u wuld here music,,in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music,,thats like u hear artist talkin abt hip hop is dead no its not these artists that came in the year 2000 era save it ,,,,the club life didnt really started to like 2004 cus before then it was old school whereva u went shit really when SSL jump on the scene
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:45 PM - 4 February, 2011
the club life didnt really started to like 2004
........r u serious
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the club life didnt really started to like 2004
........r u serious
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:46 PM - 4 February, 2011
in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music
..where are you from.........(i think i already know the answer and im not looking forward to it)
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in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music
..where are you from.........(i think i already know the answer and im not looking forward to it)
DJBIGWIZ
9:13 PM - 4 February, 2011
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
djdannyd
9:18 PM - 4 February, 2011
I blame it on the digital age more than anything else. Think about it! Djing before CD's came out and after and now with mp3's
It's foolish to blame it on Serato, study the whole dj scene since its beginnings...
It's foolish to blame it on Serato, study the whole dj scene since its beginnings...
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:20 PM - 4 February, 2011
No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
it would still happen....but it wouldnt happen at the level it is now...not just SL but DJS in general
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
it would still happen....but it wouldnt happen at the level it is now...not just SL but DJS in general
DJBIGWIZ
9:34 PM - 4 February, 2011
No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
it would still happen....but it wouldnt happen at the level it is now...not just SL but DJS in general
I think it would... music in general is easier to find and get now... people would be playing music on 2 iPods and undercutting like that or straight out of iTunes etc.... all it would take is for one person to do it and more to see him doing it then they would realize that they could also be a "dj"
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
I'm not gonna read this whole thread and it may have been said but if SSL is killin business because of undercuttin... undercutting has been going on since the EARLY 90's
in a big way... and I've seen
'dj's" who don't even own ANY DJ equipment get gigs over real DJ's because they would dj for free or for drinks so they could practice and learn how to dj.
I've also seen guys buy a grip of records from a crack head sellin shit on the corner and show up at a club and get on cause they had a bunch of stuff to play and would do it for free (I've seen that more than once by the way) All of this and more way before SSL.. this is nothing new. SSL isn't the reason for undercutting... it's just another way people can do it but believe me... if there was no SSL... it would still happen.
it would still happen....but it wouldnt happen at the level it is now...not just SL but DJS in general
I think it would... music in general is easier to find and get now... people would be playing music on 2 iPods and undercutting like that or straight out of iTunes etc.... all it would take is for one person to do it and more to see him doing it then they would realize that they could also be a "dj"
DJBIGWIZ
9:38 PM - 4 February, 2011
any time you have a whack ass person that's willing to mess something up and they have some whack ass idea and enough conviction to make it happen it's gonna happen.
"Oh, my parents have all these old records laying around.... I can take them down to the club and be a dj!"
"Oh hey, my dad is famous... I can get a gig as a dj!"
"Oh snap, I'm known and popular for something totally unrelated to DJ'ing so I can use my fame from that to be a dj!"
"Oh, my parents have all these old records laying around.... I can take them down to the club and be a dj!"
"Oh hey, my dad is famous... I can get a gig as a dj!"
"Oh snap, I'm known and popular for something totally unrelated to DJ'ing so I can use my fame from that to be a dj!"
djdannyd
9:42 PM - 4 February, 2011
that's what my 8 year old said to me once. My 10 year old responded "Don't be dumb, dad has "Serato".
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"Oh, my parents have all these old records laying around.... I can take them down to the club and be a dj!"that's what my 8 year old said to me once. My 10 year old responded "Don't be dumb, dad has "Serato".
Henry GQ
10:05 PM - 4 February, 2011
wtf? serious?
were u born yesterday?
2004?
SMH
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@therealdjmaestro WOW are u serious dude if sumone undercut u sumone gonna get fucked up,,look here dog life itself will undercut u whenever u go to buy sum you are lookin for the best deal,, i hope u got a fulltime job cause most djs tht charge $400-$500 dnt work they jus waitin on tht fa show money shid thts $1600-$2000 a mnth an average income me personally dnt wanna nd will not be a HOUSE DJ cause 9 times out of 10 u wont be able to rock any crowd cause ur main set is RAP,,,but djin is like the D-GAME evrybdy hustling u gonna get undercut,,SSL didnt kill djing COMPUTERS did and i glad they change the TECHNOLOGY i hve rocked a party with windows media a guy like my self get wasted nd i have played songs back to back but with COMPUTERS it help me out cause its easy access to ur music,,and if the world wuld still be using VINYL AND CD'S it wouldnt be so many djs out here now really wouldnt be no clubs thts banging,,,IF IT WASNT FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGING IT WOUDNT BE NO CLUBS AND IT WULD BE LIKE MAYBE 5 DJ'S IN EACH STATE,,and skating rinks wuld be the only place u wuld here music,,in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music,,thats like u hear artist talkin abt hip hop is dead no its not these artists that came in the year 2000 era save it ,,,,the club life didnt really started to like 2004 cus before then it was old school whereva u went shit really when SSL jump on the scenewtf? serious?
were u born yesterday?
2004?
SMH
HandsomeRobDJ
10:15 PM - 4 February, 2011
The game is, has always been, and will always be changing. Same concept applies to everything. Improvise, adapt, and overcome. And quit whining.
djdannyd
10:17 PM - 4 February, 2011
Something WILL NEVER change!
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The game is, has always been, and will always be..... And quit whining.Something WILL NEVER change!
DouggyFresh
11:19 PM - 4 February, 2011
I'm a "new DJ" in the game, only been doing DJing clubs for about 2 years now. Did lights for 2 years before that. One of the DJ's little brother (21) started DJing recently, and the management gave him a 30 minute spot in between me and the headlining radio DJ. He has Serato. There were about 400 people there at the time, and I was tearing it up, everyone was dancing. He gets on, after about 10 mins, he comes over to me and says "man this is really hard". He ended up playing a bunch of peak hour heaters and even then the crowd was kinda bored looking.
It really boils down to a new DJ is going to lack the experience to know what to play when to play it, and when to change the vibe. You can sit and play a rotation of heaters over and over but its when you get the crowd moving to other songs entirely or even songs that are older.
It really boils down to a new DJ is going to lack the experience to know what to play when to play it, and when to change the vibe. You can sit and play a rotation of heaters over and over but its when you get the crowd moving to other songs entirely or even songs that are older.
d:raf
1:43 AM - 5 February, 2011
It took me 10 minutes to decipher that, but then I LOL'd, WTF'd, and LOL'd again.
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@therealdjmaestro WOW are u serious dude if sumone undercut u sumone gonna get fucked up,,look here dog life itself will undercut u whenever u go to buy sum you are lookin for the best deal,, i hope u got a fulltime job cause most djs tht charge $400-$500 dnt work they jus waitin on tht fa show money shid thts $1600-$2000 a mnth an average income me personally dnt wanna nd will not be a HOUSE DJ cause 9 times out of 10 u wont be able to rock any crowd cause ur main set is RAP,,,but djin is like the D-GAME evrybdy hustling u gonna get undercut,,SSL didnt kill djing COMPUTERS did and i glad they change the TECHNOLOGY i hve rocked a party with windows media a guy like my self get wasted nd i have played songs back to back but with COMPUTERS it help me out cause its easy access to ur music,,and if the world wuld still be using VINYL AND CD'S it wouldnt be so many djs out here now really wouldnt be no clubs thts banging,,,IF IT WASNT FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGING IT WOUDNT BE NO CLUBS AND IT WULD BE LIKE MAYBE 5 DJ'S IN EACH STATE,,and skating rinks wuld be the only place u wuld here music,,in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music,,thats like u hear artist talkin abt hip hop is dead no its not these artists that came in the year 2000 era save it ,,,,the club life didnt really started to like 2004 cus before then it was old school whereva u went shit really when SSL jump on the sceneIt took me 10 minutes to decipher that, but then I LOL'd, WTF'd, and LOL'd again.
DJ Trik Nixon
9:14 AM - 5 February, 2011
has anyone here stopped to think that a club that closed down, closed not because of what DJ the had, but because they had financial troubles?, even before they had you?
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Yo real story. I got dropped from my club for a cheap 75.00 DJ. I didnt complain I just told the owner that I didnt wanna spin for 75.00 plus he wanted me to promote for free and come and DJ. I was like hell no but in a nice way. Now the entire club has tanked. No one goes its always empty and the DJ there has VDJ and a mouse and he clicks away.
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has anyone here stopped to think that a club that closed down, closed not because of what DJ the had, but because they had financial troubles?, even before they had you?
al83
12:53 PM - 5 February, 2011
as someone said above, its a blessing and a curse, i hate having to use a laptop for djing but the convenience and power of digital can't be ignored, so its the best solution we have at the current time.
DouggyFresh
8:01 PM - 5 February, 2011
Yo real story. I got dropped from my club for a cheap 75.00 DJ. I didnt complain I just told the owner that I didnt wanna spin for 75.00 plus he wanted me to promote for free and come and DJ. I was like hell no but in a nice way. Now the entire club has tanked. No one goes its always empty and the DJ there has VDJ and a mouse and he clicks away.
People think technology make the DJ. It's not the technology. I can go to a bar, put $10 in the jukebox and have the place go from a bunch of people drinking beers to singing the songs and dancing. In fact, some nights I'm out with friends, they put money in the jukebox and ask me to pick the songs.
As soon as clubs & owners (and other DJs) realize it's not the computer, DVS or the song library that makes a quality DJ. I don't care if I have a book of CDs, iTunes, Winamp, Virtual DJ, turntables, no turntables, I'm gonna do what I need to do to entertain people. The only people who care about any of the above technologies are other DJs. When you free yourself of believing the technology makes the DJ you can finally realize the music makes the difference. Just like a band, you can have all the best guitars, drums and microphones, but if you can't play, can't drum and can't sing, you're still gonna be a terrible band.
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Yo real story. I got dropped from my club for a cheap 75.00 DJ. I didnt complain I just told the owner that I didnt wanna spin for 75.00 plus he wanted me to promote for free and come and DJ. I was like hell no but in a nice way. Now the entire club has tanked. No one goes its always empty and the DJ there has VDJ and a mouse and he clicks away.
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People think technology make the DJ. It's not the technology. I can go to a bar, put $10 in the jukebox and have the place go from a bunch of people drinking beers to singing the songs and dancing. In fact, some nights I'm out with friends, they put money in the jukebox and ask me to pick the songs.
As soon as clubs & owners (and other DJs) realize it's not the computer, DVS or the song library that makes a quality DJ. I don't care if I have a book of CDs, iTunes, Winamp, Virtual DJ, turntables, no turntables, I'm gonna do what I need to do to entertain people. The only people who care about any of the above technologies are other DJs. When you free yourself of believing the technology makes the DJ you can finally realize the music makes the difference. Just like a band, you can have all the best guitars, drums and microphones, but if you can't play, can't drum and can't sing, you're still gonna be a terrible band.
Maskrider
11:15 PM - 5 February, 2011
Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
This thread makes me laugh.
DJBIGWIZ
11:40 PM - 5 February, 2011
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lolThis thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
Henry GQ
12:51 AM - 6 February, 2011
Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
DJBIGWIZ
1:17 AM - 6 February, 2011
Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
hahahaha... [how deep?]
Deep. Deeper than atlantis
Deeper than the seafloor traveled by the mantis.
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
hahahaha... [how deep?]
Deep. Deeper than atlantis
Deeper than the seafloor traveled by the mantis.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:35 AM - 6 February, 2011
Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
He DID make a SOLID point with that...
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
true but this thread is about undercutting as it relates to DJing... not about the history of undercutting as a practice, it's origins and when or where it began. Just like a discussion about drunk driving really has nothing to do with the fact that people were drinking way before cars were invented.
woah thats deep.
He DID make a SOLID point with that...
MADLOGIC the Selectah
9:56 AM - 8 February, 2011
This thread makes me laugh.
Agreed! It happens everyday in every aspect of business. It's just in present day for djing at least what I've notice, shady managers/owners think about price rather than talent.
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lolThis thread makes me laugh.
Agreed! It happens everyday in every aspect of business. It's just in present day for djing at least what I've notice, shady managers/owners think about price rather than talent.
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:34 PM - 8 February, 2011
Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
Agreed! It happens everyday in every aspect of business. It's just in present day for djing at least what I've notice, shady managers/owners think about price rather than talent.
yes but technology had made is easier and more widley avaliable to be undercut apon
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Undercutting was way before than Djing......lol
This thread makes me laugh.
Agreed! It happens everyday in every aspect of business. It's just in present day for djing at least what I've notice, shady managers/owners think about price rather than talent.
yes but technology had made is easier and more widley avaliable to be undercut apon
KYLE SMILE
10:28 PM - 8 February, 2011
SSL or any dj software for that matter didn't kill dj'ing.
MP3's and the internet did.
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MP3's and the internet did.
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reggae delgado
2:49 AM - 9 February, 2011
DJing is dead?
Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:58 PM - 9 February, 2011
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
nooone said DJing was dead, the thread says the BUISNIESS of djing is dead, everythign you just described is a byproduct of a flooded market, #jussayin
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Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
nooone said DJing was dead, the thread says the BUISNIESS of djing is dead, everythign you just described is a byproduct of a flooded market, #jussayin
HandsomeRobDJ
3:45 PM - 9 February, 2011
But what about being dead...mau5? Is that better than you heard it was?
DouggyFresh
5:30 PM - 9 February, 2011
But what happens is all these places start to recognize a bad DJ (people tend to complain more in a restaurant-style setting), it will eventually even out to either everyone getting more talented, or the more talented people getting gigs.
I think it really is going to boil down to a period of time for this "education by trial and error" process to occur with managers, but after that you'll see a resurgence in people looking for quality over price. I see empty bars all around this city on weeknights with these kinds of DJ's, and then you see a good DJ go in and all of a sudden the place fills back up again once the word spreads.
I think it really is going to boil down to a period of time for this "education by trial and error" process to occur with managers, but after that you'll see a resurgence in people looking for quality over price. I see empty bars all around this city on weeknights with these kinds of DJ's, and then you see a good DJ go in and all of a sudden the place fills back up again once the word spreads.
hotboymike
8:54 AM - 15 February, 2011
the DJ GAME IS LIKE THE DOPE GAME NO MATTER HOW WE LOOK AT IT OR DISCUSS IT,, if they undercut so what if u good please believe the club owner or promoter or whoever will get you back,,yea i know anybody with a laptop is DJING these days more power to them,,,try helping sum of the BRUHs out,,im black nd i know for a fact a fellow BRUH aint gonna help ya,,,i learn my stuff frm the WHITE DJs ,,,,CAUSE those same guys u wont help will be the one who wuld ROB YA
mikenyce
2:08 AM - 16 February, 2011
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
Honestly...this has been going on since wax was still being used. The problem is not the technology at all!!! The real problem is club owners/managers!! I say this because the majority of them have absolutely no idea what a good DJ can do for their business, and know even less about what good music is. Their bottom line is money, so if they can hire a DJ for $50-$100 they could give a f!@k about who the guy is!! Also, they dont consider (or even know about) DJ culture, but even if they did they wouldnt care. Its a business for them so the less $ they have to put out means the more $ in their pocket. What they dont realize is the effect being cheap asses will have on their venue in the long run A.K.A. people will stop coming because the music SUCKS!! But even then, they'll blame that on someone else!!
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
Honestly...this has been going on since wax was still being used. The problem is not the technology at all!!! The real problem is club owners/managers!! I say this because the majority of them have absolutely no idea what a good DJ can do for their business, and know even less about what good music is. Their bottom line is money, so if they can hire a DJ for $50-$100 they could give a f!@k about who the guy is!! Also, they dont consider (or even know about) DJ culture, but even if they did they wouldnt care. Its a business for them so the less $ they have to put out means the more $ in their pocket. What they dont realize is the effect being cheap asses will have on their venue in the long run A.K.A. people will stop coming because the music SUCKS!! But even then, they'll blame that on someone else!!
reggae delgado
2:35 AM - 16 February, 2011
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
nooone said DJing was dead, the thread says the BUISNIESS of djing is dead, everythign you just described is a byproduct of a flooded market, #jussayin
No, that's the opposite Bezzle! It's a by-product of a market begging for more. C'mon, in the 80's I was literally begging to play places, dragging my equipment around for free, etc. It wasn't cause I sucked (not that I was that good), it was that it was not a valued form of entertainment. Now it is. Which means there is a DEMAND for DJs, and of course an increased supply. Some of those original heads rose to the top (and have the experiences above), some of us stayed in the middle and suddenly have competition from kids younger than our records (which can be frustrating, especially if we play hip hop and these kids grew up on scratches that weren't even imagined when we were at our "peaks"), and some of us thought there was no real future in it & quit/retired, only to be lured back by DVS.
And I don't blame owners & managers either. Shit, I recently went into the office of a club/restaurant to get paid and saw the manager & bar manager pouring sky vodka into grey goose bottles. These MFs are out to make money and human nature is to think that the best way to do that is cut corners! (How many of us have bought gemeni?) If they don't understand something, it is most likely to get cut! (As the bar manager said while he unapologetically filled the bottle "I don't see how anyone can drink vodka anyway, it's for mindless assholes"). He doesn't get it, but he'd probably shit his pants if he saw me doing the same with some shitty wine & good bottles. DJs, we do it to! I recently saw a DJ with two pristine 1200s & a rane 68 running an RCA to headphone jack converter as the master out, into a 10+ foot headphone line, into an RCA converter, into RCA to 1/4" converters, into the amp. He said that XLR cables are too expensive. LOL
The reality is that we're human, and we accept flaws.... especially if they are cheaper! As club goers, though, we need to step it up & encourage our friends to... teach them to appreciate a good DJ, and promote not only your own stuff but other good music going on!
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Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
nooone said DJing was dead, the thread says the BUISNIESS of djing is dead, everythign you just described is a byproduct of a flooded market, #jussayin
No, that's the opposite Bezzle! It's a by-product of a market begging for more. C'mon, in the 80's I was literally begging to play places, dragging my equipment around for free, etc. It wasn't cause I sucked (not that I was that good), it was that it was not a valued form of entertainment. Now it is. Which means there is a DEMAND for DJs, and of course an increased supply. Some of those original heads rose to the top (and have the experiences above), some of us stayed in the middle and suddenly have competition from kids younger than our records (which can be frustrating, especially if we play hip hop and these kids grew up on scratches that weren't even imagined when we were at our "peaks"), and some of us thought there was no real future in it & quit/retired, only to be lured back by DVS.
And I don't blame owners & managers either. Shit, I recently went into the office of a club/restaurant to get paid and saw the manager & bar manager pouring sky vodka into grey goose bottles. These MFs are out to make money and human nature is to think that the best way to do that is cut corners! (How many of us have bought gemeni?) If they don't understand something, it is most likely to get cut! (As the bar manager said while he unapologetically filled the bottle "I don't see how anyone can drink vodka anyway, it's for mindless assholes"). He doesn't get it, but he'd probably shit his pants if he saw me doing the same with some shitty wine & good bottles. DJs, we do it to! I recently saw a DJ with two pristine 1200s & a rane 68 running an RCA to headphone jack converter as the master out, into a 10+ foot headphone line, into an RCA converter, into RCA to 1/4" converters, into the amp. He said that XLR cables are too expensive. LOL
The reality is that we're human, and we accept flaws.... especially if they are cheaper! As club goers, though, we need to step it up & encourage our friends to... teach them to appreciate a good DJ, and promote not only your own stuff but other good music going on!
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:42 PM - 16 February, 2011
No, that's the opposite Bezzle! It's a by-product of a market begging for more. C'mon, in the 80's I was literally begging to play places, dragging my equipment around for free, etc. It wasn't cause I sucked (not that I was that good), it was that it was not a valued form of entertainment. Now it is. Which means there is a DEMAND for DJs, and of course an increased supply.
Ill put it liek this, i was speaking with the owner of the lounge i spin at about bringing in some different kinds of acts to spur busniess, she laughes and said when she opened the lounge she put out adds in papers, online, craigslist ect ect for any and all kinds of entertainment because she wanted to have different things on different nights. She advertised for bands, comics, sketch comedey groups, poetry readings, ect ect ect. She said in the 3 months the adds were out she didnt get a signle responce from a band or a comic or an actor, but recieved over 200 shitty mixtapes from DJs.
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No, that's the opposite Bezzle! It's a by-product of a market begging for more. C'mon, in the 80's I was literally begging to play places, dragging my equipment around for free, etc. It wasn't cause I sucked (not that I was that good), it was that it was not a valued form of entertainment. Now it is. Which means there is a DEMAND for DJs, and of course an increased supply.
Ill put it liek this, i was speaking with the owner of the lounge i spin at about bringing in some different kinds of acts to spur busniess, she laughes and said when she opened the lounge she put out adds in papers, online, craigslist ect ect for any and all kinds of entertainment because she wanted to have different things on different nights. She advertised for bands, comics, sketch comedey groups, poetry readings, ect ect ect. She said in the 3 months the adds were out she didnt get a signle responce from a band or a comic or an actor, but recieved over 200 shitty mixtapes from DJs.
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:45 PM - 16 February, 2011
Honestly...this has been going on since wax was still being used. The problem is not the technology at all!!! The real problem is club owners/managers!! I say this because the majority of them have absolutely no idea what a good DJ can do for their business, and know even less about what good music is. Their bottom line is money
Once again another responce that ignores the answer in its own question. You say its about money and not technology.....durring the vinyl days someone couldnt walk into a store buy an all in 1 system that did 90% of the work FOR you for inder a thousand dollars, go on ebay and buy a harddrive of EVERY SONG from 1940 till now and go to a club that night offer to play for free and let the system do all of the work.
The advancment on tech has put the barrier to entry at an all time low, when one dosent have to invest the monetary startup costs of ionvest the time it takes to aquire the basic talents of the craft one will never respect the value of what they do and will willing to work for peanuts.
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Honestly...this has been going on since wax was still being used. The problem is not the technology at all!!! The real problem is club owners/managers!! I say this because the majority of them have absolutely no idea what a good DJ can do for their business, and know even less about what good music is. Their bottom line is money
Once again another responce that ignores the answer in its own question. You say its about money and not technology.....durring the vinyl days someone couldnt walk into a store buy an all in 1 system that did 90% of the work FOR you for inder a thousand dollars, go on ebay and buy a harddrive of EVERY SONG from 1940 till now and go to a club that night offer to play for free and let the system do all of the work.
The advancment on tech has put the barrier to entry at an all time low, when one dosent have to invest the monetary startup costs of ionvest the time it takes to aquire the basic talents of the craft one will never respect the value of what they do and will willing to work for peanuts.
DouggyFresh
4:51 PM - 16 February, 2011
Where's that GIF of beating a dead horse? Every industry has undercutters, its the nature of capitalism. You get what you pay for in every case. Everyone talks about undercutting DJ's but when was the last time you shopped for a piece of gear for the lowest possible price? If you said yes, doesn't that mean you're feeding into undercutting a retail store for online?
In most cases you get what you pay for...
In most cases you get what you pay for...
Rob Pointer
5:00 PM - 16 February, 2011
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
raise your game.
the same argument was made when the personal computer came out and supposedly everyone could be a "designer."
lol.
that worked out well for the masses, didn't it?
The standout designers still stand out and the rest, well, they look like the rest hanging out with everyone else.
No biggie. No tools, new approaches, new challenges - but new opportunity as well.
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
raise your game.
the same argument was made when the personal computer came out and supposedly everyone could be a "designer."
lol.
that worked out well for the masses, didn't it?
The standout designers still stand out and the rest, well, they look like the rest hanging out with everyone else.
No biggie. No tools, new approaches, new challenges - but new opportunity as well.
reggae delgado
5:02 PM - 16 February, 2011
That I believe, but 20 years ago she would have been like "D what?" and, although it's tough for those of us getting started and for those of us who are established and don't want to repay dues, we are now accepted... which has got 50000000 more wanna be's getting started. And that part is due to the "barrier" of collecting music being eliminated, now you just need the laptop, as stated above.
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Ill put it liek this, i was speaking with the owner of the lounge i spin at about bringing in some different kinds of acts to spur busniess, she laughes and said when she opened the lounge she put out adds in papers, online, craigslist ect ect for any and all kinds of entertainment because she wanted to have different things on different nights. She advertised for bands, comics, sketch comedey groups, poetry readings, ect ect ect. She said in the 3 months the adds were out she didnt get a signle responce from a band or a comic or an actor, but recieved over 200 shitty mixtapes from DJs.That I believe, but 20 years ago she would have been like "D what?" and, although it's tough for those of us getting started and for those of us who are established and don't want to repay dues, we are now accepted... which has got 50000000 more wanna be's getting started. And that part is due to the "barrier" of collecting music being eliminated, now you just need the laptop, as stated above.
DouggyFresh
5:07 PM - 16 February, 2011
20 years ago there were bad DJ's who happened to have enough money to buy records & equipment. But 20 years ago there were guys who had talent but could never afford to get started. Today the opportunity is there for those with talent. Anyone can pick up a microphone and sing but only some people are going to be good at it.
Of course we know the people doing the hiring are not very good at picking good from bad.
Of course we know the people doing the hiring are not very good at picking good from bad.
MelonHead
5:35 PM - 16 February, 2011
And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
imho... its a double edge sword.. it made it convenient for da "career" jocks but also da same goes to bedroom dj's.. but as a career jock knows, u have the following to back it all up.. and dat ur not just some kid who enjoys scratching the plater. You actually have something to offer that club owners can gain. I understand the frustration to most and believe me I to was in da same boat before, but it is a competitive industry. you either wine about it or get swallowed whole... its your choice.
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No longer is SSL a tool for qualified DJ's. It's now the reason why really good DJ's are getting let go and undercut by anyone with a Laptop and iTunes.And yes, This topic has been beat to death.. But let's take a 30,000 foot view here. Look at what SSL did to the business as a whole.
Discuss-
imho... its a double edge sword.. it made it convenient for da "career" jocks but also da same goes to bedroom dj's.. but as a career jock knows, u have the following to back it all up.. and dat ur not just some kid who enjoys scratching the plater. You actually have something to offer that club owners can gain. I understand the frustration to most and believe me I to was in da same boat before, but it is a competitive industry. you either wine about it or get swallowed whole... its your choice.
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:25 PM - 16 February, 2011
you either wine about it or get swallowed whole... its your choice.
not much of a choice
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you either wine about it or get swallowed whole... its your choice.
not much of a choice
djlj
6:09 PM - 10 February, 2012
Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
This times infinity.
At LEAST four hours of practice, promotion (old school, no twitter/facebook) and digging through records in the store for every hour gigging.
DJing isn't dead. If the game didn't change it would die.
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DJing is dead?Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
This times infinity.
At LEAST four hours of practice, promotion (old school, no twitter/facebook) and digging through records in the store for every hour gigging.
DJing isn't dead. If the game didn't change it would die.
DJYoshi
6:41 PM - 10 February, 2012
I could've sworn that someone tried to steal my pepsi contract in 1999....
I really thought that someone ON THIS FORUM tried to steal my Nets deal in 2003 and AGAIN in 2004 (he will remain anonymous).
I didn't switch to Serato until '07/'08 BUT undercutting HAD BEEN going on...
end of the day stop looking at things as purely the art form (b/c serato and digital age is only helping to grow the art of what we can do..).
SSL makes all of our jobs easier.. sure anyone can buy it and call himself/herself a DJ... but those fakesters get caught out when they're asked to rock in a club....
and quit with the stereotyping of the types of DJ's that are out there... saying someone can't rock YOUR crowd b/c they play "rap sh**"... well that's just ignorance... I could've sworn I just heard Dimitry Vegas play a bad boy set for an electro crowd...
Laidback Luke went hard on an oldskool hip hop set the other night in NY...so did Chuckie.... for a "HOUSE" crowd.
If the DJ can play..he/she can rock ANYWHERE...this I have seen.... (unless you're not competent with your music...)
I really thought that someone ON THIS FORUM tried to steal my Nets deal in 2003 and AGAIN in 2004 (he will remain anonymous).
I didn't switch to Serato until '07/'08 BUT undercutting HAD BEEN going on...
end of the day stop looking at things as purely the art form (b/c serato and digital age is only helping to grow the art of what we can do..).
SSL makes all of our jobs easier.. sure anyone can buy it and call himself/herself a DJ... but those fakesters get caught out when they're asked to rock in a club....
and quit with the stereotyping of the types of DJ's that are out there... saying someone can't rock YOUR crowd b/c they play "rap sh**"... well that's just ignorance... I could've sworn I just heard Dimitry Vegas play a bad boy set for an electro crowd...
Laidback Luke went hard on an oldskool hip hop set the other night in NY...so did Chuckie.... for a "HOUSE" crowd.
If the DJ can play..he/she can rock ANYWHERE...this I have seen.... (unless you're not competent with your music...)
phonze
6:51 PM - 10 February, 2012
the skill of djing has watered down years ago, we all need to move on. it's all about being well rounded and knowing music, reading your crowd, being able to market yourself. being a dope hip hop turntablist or a house dj will only get you so far now. you have to play different genres and do it well. even skrillex plays stuff other then dubstep, yes that guy. A-trak doesn't just play hip hop anymore, diplo does once in a while in the middle of a set. the wave watchers and electro top 40 auto syncers under cut for their gigs and it sucks, but they got their networking and promo game up and I think as long as the good dj's do the same, they will eventually die down.
Krate Digga
8:02 PM - 10 February, 2012
Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
This times infinity.
At LEAST four hours of practice, promotion (old school, no twitter/facebook) and digging through records in the store for every hour gigging.
DJing isn't dead. If the game didn't change it would die.
Damn if that's not the truth. Things have changed, times have changed. There's pros & cons to both. DJing is a culture. If it's dead, DJs are to blame. If DJing is dead, Djs let it die. DJing isnt dead, it's alive & well. Is it different?? Hell yea. Are we all on the cusp of the change? No. Thats reflective of us as DJs,not of the artform. Nor of the culture.
Having 15yrs of DJing experience, Ive been undercut & will again. It doesnt change my artistic or creative integrity. I love that I can head to the club with a back pack vs w/ 6 crates of records. I love that I can fly to a gig & make a profit as opposed to paying 50% of my performance fee towards baggage fees. Are there downsides? Sure. No DJ who respects the culture appreciates Johnny Come-Latelys bastardizing their craft solely for money, fame, and popularity (read p*$$y). When it's all said & done, thats irrelevant to me. My career isnt based on what some other guy/gal does. Technology allows anyone to be just about anything. Instead of pining on why someone shouldnt do what you do, do what others do. Either eliminate or get eliminated. Dont wait for a promoter to tap you for an event, promote yourself. Start an event that shows promise & success and clubs will ask you to bring that event to their venue. Like it was mentioned before, become the DJ that is ALSO a promoter, graphic designer, video editor, recording engineer, producer, mix/mastering engineer, etc. The more hats you wear, the more "jobs" you'll have to go to.
If you're solely about the art, cool. But dont villify the business because of it. When basketball started, there was no pivoting & no dribbling. Then there was underhand free throws & no 3 pt line. Now we see how the game has evolved. Somethings better, some not so much; but different nonetheless.
"So what'cha gonna do? Fight or run?" - The Notorious B.I.G.
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DJing is dead?Funny, I used to have to beg bars & clubs to let me spend hours dragging in equipment & vinyl to play. I used to have to convince managers that 1 rap song did not equal 1 bullet being fired. I used to have to explain why a DJ could attract a crowd that a jukebox couldn't. I used to have to rationalize another $200 on records when I'd get $25 to DJ a party.
Now I get paid hundreds to walk into a club 15 minutes before my set with only a laptop. Now I say no to gigs. Now restaurants and clubs have DJs scheduled before they have a menu written. Now we complain about "undercutters." Now Djs fill arenas, play at halftime, play at museums, and have TV shows.
Being dead is much better than I heard it was!
This times infinity.
At LEAST four hours of practice, promotion (old school, no twitter/facebook) and digging through records in the store for every hour gigging.
DJing isn't dead. If the game didn't change it would die.
Damn if that's not the truth. Things have changed, times have changed. There's pros & cons to both. DJing is a culture. If it's dead, DJs are to blame. If DJing is dead, Djs let it die. DJing isnt dead, it's alive & well. Is it different?? Hell yea. Are we all on the cusp of the change? No. Thats reflective of us as DJs,not of the artform. Nor of the culture.
Having 15yrs of DJing experience, Ive been undercut & will again. It doesnt change my artistic or creative integrity. I love that I can head to the club with a back pack vs w/ 6 crates of records. I love that I can fly to a gig & make a profit as opposed to paying 50% of my performance fee towards baggage fees. Are there downsides? Sure. No DJ who respects the culture appreciates Johnny Come-Latelys bastardizing their craft solely for money, fame, and popularity (read p*$$y). When it's all said & done, thats irrelevant to me. My career isnt based on what some other guy/gal does. Technology allows anyone to be just about anything. Instead of pining on why someone shouldnt do what you do, do what others do. Either eliminate or get eliminated. Dont wait for a promoter to tap you for an event, promote yourself. Start an event that shows promise & success and clubs will ask you to bring that event to their venue. Like it was mentioned before, become the DJ that is ALSO a promoter, graphic designer, video editor, recording engineer, producer, mix/mastering engineer, etc. The more hats you wear, the more "jobs" you'll have to go to.
If you're solely about the art, cool. But dont villify the business because of it. When basketball started, there was no pivoting & no dribbling. Then there was underhand free throws & no 3 pt line. Now we see how the game has evolved. Somethings better, some not so much; but different nonetheless.
"So what'cha gonna do? Fight or run?" - The Notorious B.I.G.
DJ Remy USA
8:51 PM - 10 February, 2012
I suck at promo I cant do it. It feels so fake to me doing promo for myself I never been good at talking about myself or showing off. Unless its on the turntables but I dont think i will ever be a famous DJ and Im good with that cause I have good ass day job...:)
CMOS
8:52 PM - 10 February, 2012
The trick is you arent selling yourself. You are selling your character Dj Remy. Think of them as two different people and it gets a bit easier.
I dont do much promotion for DJing but i do a nice amount for my IT work and it took me to get into this mind of thinking before i could really start selling myself..err him.
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I suck at promo I cant do it. It feels so fake to me doing promo for myself I never been good at talking about myself or showing off. Unless its on the turntables but I dont think i will ever be a famous DJ and Im good with that cause I have good ass day job...:)The trick is you arent selling yourself. You are selling your character Dj Remy. Think of them as two different people and it gets a bit easier.
I dont do much promotion for DJing but i do a nice amount for my IT work and it took me to get into this mind of thinking before i could really start selling myself..err him.
phonze
8:54 PM - 10 February, 2012
promo sucks, but I need to start doing it as well. I have literally zero presence online and that's just awful.
DJ Remy USA
9:04 PM - 10 February, 2012
The trick is you arent selling yourself. You are selling your character Dj Remy. Think of them as two different people and it gets a bit easier.
I dont do much promotion for DJing but i do a nice amount for my IT work and it took me to get into this mind of thinking before i could really start selling myself..err him.
I feel you but Im all for being authentic everybody knows me as Remy. Everybody knows remy is the music man, but when it comes to being "DJ Remy S" I can only be Remy and thats where I suck at selling "DJ Remy"
I get you tho I figured somebody, someday will hear me playing and be like this dude got "IT" why havent we heard him before and let the rest be history
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I suck at promo I cant do it. It feels so fake to me doing promo for myself I never been good at talking about myself or showing off. Unless its on the turntables but I dont think i will ever be a famous DJ and Im good with that cause I have good ass day job...:)The trick is you arent selling yourself. You are selling your character Dj Remy. Think of them as two different people and it gets a bit easier.
I dont do much promotion for DJing but i do a nice amount for my IT work and it took me to get into this mind of thinking before i could really start selling myself..err him.
I feel you but Im all for being authentic everybody knows me as Remy. Everybody knows remy is the music man, but when it comes to being "DJ Remy S" I can only be Remy and thats where I suck at selling "DJ Remy"
I get you tho I figured somebody, someday will hear me playing and be like this dude got "IT" why havent we heard him before and let the rest be history
dj_soo
9:09 PM - 10 February, 2012
what really helps is getting a team together - find your most devoted fans and hook them up with shit to help you promote your brand online - if they're in your city, make sure you get them guest list at every party you play, hook em up with free drinks - send them free music, give them exclusive first listen to mixes and the like.
When you get to a certain level, you can start paying people to help you out but until then, take advantage of the opportunities present - they're fans for a reason...
When you get to a certain level, you can start paying people to help you out but until then, take advantage of the opportunities present - they're fans for a reason...
DJ Wizdom
10:07 PM - 10 February, 2012
Hey Remy, You and I are both in the Washington D.C. area. If you are serious about promo holla at me. I work with a cat in Richmond. He is a graphic designer. Logos, promo movies, creative direction. He'll give you all of that. I literally haven't played out at a club in over a year simply due to the fact that, as CMOS said, it's all about selling your character. The DJ art form is so much more now than it was just four years ago. Four years ago I was just pressing play on a CDJ and trying to learn serato on relative mode. Now, it's about 'gasp' MARKETING as well.
+1 to all of the comments I read that support the changing art of DJing. Survival of the fittest, and only those that recognize that the bar has been elevated in the DJ realm will survive.
Some recommendations,
1.) Read the book Music Theory for Computer Musicians (I highly recommend it)
2.) Start producing / Remixing (Bring value that only you can create, instead of waiting on the newest whitelabel release. Ableton, Reason, (Maybe Logic Express?)
3.) Look into creating an image
4.) Build a fan following on Facebook, Twitter and put out Monthly DJ mixes.
I'm no expert but this is what I have done. I've invested in my brand aka my DJ name and hopefully I'll be able to compete with the big boys soon or soon I'll be able to approach clubs and start my own night. A little healthy competition is always good.
I would recommend going back to the Bat Cave and drawing up a DJing strategy because we are all battling. I've been in my DJ bunker for a while now trying to figure out how to re-emerge victorious (Victorious meaning playing out and getting paid while providing great tunes and bridging the gap between the art that DJing and business).
DJs for Life!
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I suck at promo I cant do it. It feels so fake to me doing promo for myself I never been good at talking about myself or showing off. Unless its on the turntables but I dont think i will ever be a famous DJ and Im good with that cause I have good ass day job...:)Hey Remy, You and I are both in the Washington D.C. area. If you are serious about promo holla at me. I work with a cat in Richmond. He is a graphic designer. Logos, promo movies, creative direction. He'll give you all of that. I literally haven't played out at a club in over a year simply due to the fact that, as CMOS said, it's all about selling your character. The DJ art form is so much more now than it was just four years ago. Four years ago I was just pressing play on a CDJ and trying to learn serato on relative mode. Now, it's about 'gasp' MARKETING as well.
+1 to all of the comments I read that support the changing art of DJing. Survival of the fittest, and only those that recognize that the bar has been elevated in the DJ realm will survive.
Some recommendations,
1.) Read the book Music Theory for Computer Musicians (I highly recommend it)
2.) Start producing / Remixing (Bring value that only you can create, instead of waiting on the newest whitelabel release. Ableton, Reason, (Maybe Logic Express?)
3.) Look into creating an image
4.) Build a fan following on Facebook, Twitter and put out Monthly DJ mixes.
I'm no expert but this is what I have done. I've invested in my brand aka my DJ name and hopefully I'll be able to compete with the big boys soon or soon I'll be able to approach clubs and start my own night. A little healthy competition is always good.
I would recommend going back to the Bat Cave and drawing up a DJing strategy because we are all battling. I've been in my DJ bunker for a while now trying to figure out how to re-emerge victorious (Victorious meaning playing out and getting paid while providing great tunes and bridging the gap between the art that DJing and business).
DJs for Life!
Joshua Carl
10:31 PM - 10 February, 2012
thanks, someone put me on to this book when it dropped a few years back, and i kept forgetting the name, or to order it....
just ordered 26.00 on amazon...FYI
one more music book on the shelf to make guests think im enlightened ;)
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Read the book Music Theory for Computer Musiciansthanks, someone put me on to this book when it dropped a few years back, and i kept forgetting the name, or to order it....
just ordered 26.00 on amazon...FYI
one more music book on the shelf to make guests think im enlightened ;)
DJ Remy USA
1:45 PM - 11 February, 2012
@ DJ Wisdom thanks bro but to be honest I have no intentions on winning a fan base if it means I have to sell a image. Not knocking the dudes who have the promo bus behind them and can fill a arena my hat goes off to those dudes. Trust and believe they have a serious team that behind them that believes in them so they get that extra push. If anything I will probably do some DMCs but I need a few more years (especially after seeing DJ Vajra) I'm a sucker for the art form and I believe being tru to the art is my image if I ever had one.
DJ Remy USA
1:46 PM - 11 February, 2012
@ DJ Wisdom thanks bro but to be honest I have no intentions on winning a fan base if it means I have to sell a image. Not knocking the dudes who have the promo bus behind them and can fill a arena my hat goes off to those dudes. Trust and believe they have a serious team that behind them that believes in them so they get that extra push. If anything I will probably do some DMCs but I need a few more years (especially after seeing DJ Vajra) I'm a sucker for the art form and I believe being tru to the art is my image if I ever had one.
DJ Wizdom
3:44 AM - 12 February, 2012
Ha ha! I'm in the bat cave right now. I feel you man and I have much respect for you as well! Do your thing!
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Oh yea I stay in the Bat CaveHa ha! I'm in the bat cave right now. I feel you man and I have much respect for you as well! Do your thing!
djvtyme85
4:28 AM - 12 February, 2012
Hey Remy, You and I are both in the Washington D.C. area. If you are serious about promo holla at me. I work with a cat in Richmond. He is a graphic designer. Logos, promo movies, creative direction. He'll give you all of that. I literally haven't played out at a club in over a year simply due to the fact that, as CMOS said, it's all about selling your character. The DJ art form is so much more now than it was just four years ago. Four years ago I was just pressing play on a CDJ and trying to learn serato on relative mode. Now, it's about 'gasp' MARKETING as well.
+1 to all of the comments I read that support the changing art of DJing. Survival of the fittest, and only those that recognize that the bar has been elevated in the DJ realm will survive.
Some recommendations,
1.) Read the book Music Theory for Computer Musicians (I highly recommend it)
2.) Start producing / Remixing (Bring value that only you can create, instead of waiting on the newest whitelabel release. Ableton, Reason, (Maybe Logic Express?)
3.) Look into creating an image
4.) Build a fan following on Facebook, Twitter and put out Monthly DJ mixes.
I'm no expert but this is what I have done. I've invested in my brand aka my DJ name and hopefully I'll be able to compete with the big boys soon or soon I'll be able to approach clubs and start my own night. A little healthy competition is always good.
I would recommend going back to the Bat Cave and drawing up a DJing strategy because we are all battling. I've been in my DJ bunker for a while now trying to figure out how to re-emerge victorious (Victorious meaning playing out and getting paid while providing great tunes and bridging the gap between the art that DJing and business).
DJs for Life!
Im in the DC area most def we need to talk as well. That is exactly what Ive been working on building
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I suck at promo I cant do it. It feels so fake to me doing promo for myself I never been good at talking about myself or showing off. Unless its on the turntables but I dont think i will ever be a famous DJ and Im good with that cause I have good ass day job...:)Hey Remy, You and I are both in the Washington D.C. area. If you are serious about promo holla at me. I work with a cat in Richmond. He is a graphic designer. Logos, promo movies, creative direction. He'll give you all of that. I literally haven't played out at a club in over a year simply due to the fact that, as CMOS said, it's all about selling your character. The DJ art form is so much more now than it was just four years ago. Four years ago I was just pressing play on a CDJ and trying to learn serato on relative mode. Now, it's about 'gasp' MARKETING as well.
+1 to all of the comments I read that support the changing art of DJing. Survival of the fittest, and only those that recognize that the bar has been elevated in the DJ realm will survive.
Some recommendations,
1.) Read the book Music Theory for Computer Musicians (I highly recommend it)
2.) Start producing / Remixing (Bring value that only you can create, instead of waiting on the newest whitelabel release. Ableton, Reason, (Maybe Logic Express?)
3.) Look into creating an image
4.) Build a fan following on Facebook, Twitter and put out Monthly DJ mixes.
I'm no expert but this is what I have done. I've invested in my brand aka my DJ name and hopefully I'll be able to compete with the big boys soon or soon I'll be able to approach clubs and start my own night. A little healthy competition is always good.
I would recommend going back to the Bat Cave and drawing up a DJing strategy because we are all battling. I've been in my DJ bunker for a while now trying to figure out how to re-emerge victorious (Victorious meaning playing out and getting paid while providing great tunes and bridging the gap between the art that DJing and business).
DJs for Life!
Im in the DC area most def we need to talk as well. That is exactly what Ive been working on building
DJYoshi
5:40 PM - 13 February, 2012
If I were DJ Remy... I'd be all over Remy Martin to sign me to a sponsor deal...
dj skraps
8:22 PM - 13 February, 2012
It took me 10 minutes to decipher that, but then I LOL'd, WTF'd, and LOL'd again.
man that was torture trying to read lmao!!
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@therealdjmaestro WOW are u serious dude if sumone undercut u sumone gonna get fucked up,,look here dog life itself will undercut u whenever u go to buy sum you are lookin for the best deal,, i hope u got a fulltime job cause most djs tht charge $400-$500 dnt work they jus waitin on tht fa show money shid thts $1600-$2000 a mnth an average income me personally dnt wanna nd will not be a HOUSE DJ cause 9 times out of 10 u wont be able to rock any crowd cause ur main set is RAP,,,but djin is like the D-GAME evrybdy hustling u gonna get undercut,,SSL didnt kill djing COMPUTERS did and i glad they change the TECHNOLOGY i hve rocked a party with windows media a guy like my self get wasted nd i have played songs back to back but with COMPUTERS it help me out cause its easy access to ur music,,and if the world wuld still be using VINYL AND CD'S it wouldnt be so many djs out here now really wouldnt be no clubs thts banging,,,IF IT WASNT FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGING IT WOUDNT BE NO CLUBS AND IT WULD BE LIKE MAYBE 5 DJ'S IN EACH STATE,,and skating rinks wuld be the only place u wuld here music,,in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music,,thats like u hear artist talkin abt hip hop is dead no its not these artists that came in the year 2000 era save it ,,,,the club life didnt really started to like 2004 cus before then it was old school whereva u went shit really when SSL jump on the sceneIt took me 10 minutes to decipher that, but then I LOL'd, WTF'd, and LOL'd again.
man that was torture trying to read lmao!!
Dj JesC
8:35 PM - 13 February, 2012
SSL didnt kill the DJ, they gave a 2nd life to the Technics 1200's & DJing.
DJBIGWIZ
8:52 PM - 13 February, 2012
Lazy mo-fo's who want short cuts instead of having to put in work for something they want and place no value on what they bring to the table and/or are happy and willing to take a fraction of what a job will pay so that they can pretend to be what inspired them in the first place is what has been killing DJing since way before Serato.
12inchskinz
9:08 PM - 13 February, 2012
The day they invent robots that DJ, then this might be a argument really worth discussing. Beware of the Serato Dj-bot Live 9000Xl. Wait..... wasn't that beast on the last 2011 DMC flyer?
DJBIGWIZ
9:17 PM - 13 February, 2012
you mean auto sync?
ummmm.... ok, discussion on.
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The day they invent robots that DJ, then this might be a argument really worth discussing.you mean auto sync?
ummmm.... ok, discussion on.
12inchskinz
10:13 PM - 13 February, 2012
you mean auto sync?
ummmm.... ok, discussion on.
Sure, lets discuss SYNC, ill throw in my 2 cents.
There are 2 kinds of "sync" that people are getting twisted all the time. (VDJ, TORQ, TRAKTOR, RPM Gizmolabs....and whatever the heck else is out there)
1) Tempo sync or "tempo assist": automatically adjusts the pitch. That's all it does, that's it, NOTHING else. Not always perfect but gets you close. Still allows you to move the pitch adj in minimal increments to match bpm which allows for quicker mixes. Record flutter still exists with tempo syncing so you still have manually adjust the pitch slider at times. If a DVS is going to show you the BPM, allow hot cues or offer a KEY LOCK, then why not tempo sync?
2) Beat grid sync: this is the ROBOT of djing if you want to make that argument and I agree. For EDM...I would use it 24/7 no problem and anyone can hate if they want.......for hip-hop/top 40 or anything else....I would never ever grid sync. Beep boop borp!
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The day they invent robots that DJ, then this might be a argument really worth discussing.you mean auto sync?
ummmm.... ok, discussion on.
Sure, lets discuss SYNC, ill throw in my 2 cents.
There are 2 kinds of "sync" that people are getting twisted all the time. (VDJ, TORQ, TRAKTOR, RPM Gizmolabs....and whatever the heck else is out there)
1) Tempo sync or "tempo assist": automatically adjusts the pitch. That's all it does, that's it, NOTHING else. Not always perfect but gets you close. Still allows you to move the pitch adj in minimal increments to match bpm which allows for quicker mixes. Record flutter still exists with tempo syncing so you still have manually adjust the pitch slider at times. If a DVS is going to show you the BPM, allow hot cues or offer a KEY LOCK, then why not tempo sync?
2) Beat grid sync: this is the ROBOT of djing if you want to make that argument and I agree. For EDM...I would use it 24/7 no problem and anyone can hate if they want.......for hip-hop/top 40 or anything else....I would never ever grid sync. Beep boop borp!
d:raf
12:31 AM - 14 February, 2012
^ One caveat; I don't think that there's any wow or flutter if the tracks being played have never left the digital domain to begin with (i.e. beatport downloads vs. vinyl rips)... but that said...
After using the Xone DX for a few months now (and coming from a background where I've manually beatmatched using everything from cassette decks to turntables to CD decks over the past 18+ years), I have found that I rather enjoy tempo assist; it comes in really handy when you're using 3 or 4 decks with only 2 rotary pitch knobs and two control/jog sets to run all 4 decks. I'd probably like beat grid sync too if it ever analyzed my tracks correctly (Itch's version has proven to be completely useless thus far).
Now instead of spending (wasting?) time & effort focusing on keeping 2 songs locked together from mix to mix (a skill that a LOT of DJ's seem to largely define themselves by, which is a bit of a shame IMO) I can focus on (among other things) choosing different loops to use as layers beneath my "regular" mixing while multiple songs (or snippets of songs) are actively playing; it increases my DJing options significantly.
<---- not skeered of technological advancements.
After using the Xone DX for a few months now (and coming from a background where I've manually beatmatched using everything from cassette decks to turntables to CD decks over the past 18+ years), I have found that I rather enjoy tempo assist; it comes in really handy when you're using 3 or 4 decks with only 2 rotary pitch knobs and two control/jog sets to run all 4 decks. I'd probably like beat grid sync too if it ever analyzed my tracks correctly (Itch's version has proven to be completely useless thus far).
Now instead of spending (wasting?) time & effort focusing on keeping 2 songs locked together from mix to mix (a skill that a LOT of DJ's seem to largely define themselves by, which is a bit of a shame IMO) I can focus on (among other things) choosing different loops to use as layers beneath my "regular" mixing while multiple songs (or snippets of songs) are actively playing; it increases my DJing options significantly.
<---- not skeered of technological advancements.
dj_soo
12:38 AM - 14 February, 2012
ah autosync.
Giving DJs more time to be creatively boring since 2009...
Giving DJs more time to be creatively boring since 2009...
DJBIGWIZ
12:42 AM - 14 February, 2012
Giving DJs more time to be creatively boring since 2009...
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hahaha
dj_soo
1:12 AM - 14 February, 2012
the whole "being more creative" thing still rarely pans out - for every ritchie hawtin there's legions of kids dropping this line and sound more canned, boring, and less dynamic than an experienced DJ rocking 2 turntables.
Even the kids who try to claim that they're doing something "impossible to do" on turntables (i.e. mixing 4 tunes) are just straight up wrong considering how many talented DJs have been mixing shit up on 3-4 turntables on vinyl over the years... and these are EDM guys, not DMC turntablists...
Even the kids who try to claim that they're doing something "impossible to do" on turntables (i.e. mixing 4 tunes) are just straight up wrong considering how many talented DJs have been mixing shit up on 3-4 turntables on vinyl over the years... and these are EDM guys, not DMC turntablists...
revoke
1:46 AM - 14 February, 2012
go on ebay and buy a harddrive of EVERY SONG from 1940 till now and go to a club that night offer to play for free and let the system do all of the work.
WTF am I doing, digging to find songs that are rare and underplayed? I should just get one of these and I'll be set.. stupid me.. Ebay here I come.. haha
WTF am I doing, digging to find songs that are rare and underplayed? I should just get one of these and I'll be set.. stupid me.. Ebay here I come.. haha
d:raf
1:52 AM - 14 February, 2012
It was the same way when turntables were the best option for playing anything with a pitch adjustment requirement; legions of kids with little-to-no experience getting into clubs and mixing badly/boringly; ditto for CDJs. Experience is more of a deciding factor there than how many decks they're using or what medium/format I think.
Someone who already has experience mixing manually is going to find tempo-assist as little more than a useful tool (assuming that they don't see it as a threat or place manual beatmatching 2nd to sex on the enjoyment meter). Some n00bs will use it as a crutch, sure, but one could say the same thing about crossfaders or slide-pitch on 1200's; my first pitch-controllable turntables that weren't belt-driven were a Technics SL-1500 (which had two knobs for 33 & 45 respectively and didn't like its platter to be touched) and a Technics SL-D1 (which had a horizontal pitch wheel); nobody I knew could mix on them 'cause they were used to 1200s. When I upgraded to Gemini XL-500II's I was ecstatic; they weren't 1200's but they were certainly close enough for me; it felt like "cheating". lol
I do appreciate seeing an "old-school" DJ being really creative on multiple decks but if it's just for mixing two tunes while knob-twisting and slamming the crossfader (which is a good 90% of what I see from other "traditional" DJs who feel compelled to complain about any sort of sync assist, at least in the EDM field) then I don't really get it (beyond the whole "romantic attachment to turntables" thing, which I understand but don't possess).
Someone who already has experience mixing manually is going to find tempo-assist as little more than a useful tool (assuming that they don't see it as a threat or place manual beatmatching 2nd to sex on the enjoyment meter). Some n00bs will use it as a crutch, sure, but one could say the same thing about crossfaders or slide-pitch on 1200's; my first pitch-controllable turntables that weren't belt-driven were a Technics SL-1500 (which had two knobs for 33 & 45 respectively and didn't like its platter to be touched) and a Technics SL-D1 (which had a horizontal pitch wheel); nobody I knew could mix on them 'cause they were used to 1200s. When I upgraded to Gemini XL-500II's I was ecstatic; they weren't 1200's but they were certainly close enough for me; it felt like "cheating". lol
I do appreciate seeing an "old-school" DJ being really creative on multiple decks but if it's just for mixing two tunes while knob-twisting and slamming the crossfader (which is a good 90% of what I see from other "traditional" DJs who feel compelled to complain about any sort of sync assist, at least in the EDM field) then I don't really get it (beyond the whole "romantic attachment to turntables" thing, which I understand but don't possess).
12inchskinz
2:37 AM - 14 February, 2012
Yep....In 1996 I had DJ P (Master of the Mix) come out and do a NYE party. One of my 1200's choked so the 1510 was the only extra table we had at the time. "P" still killed on the ol' SL-1510 (not 1500). Yea, you didnt want to speed up the platter cause it wanted to keep going...LOL. Matter of fact, I still have the that 1510 in the shop right now in the closet. Still has an "Altern-8" sticker on it.
Does not matter the method as long as you can produce the same outcome. Ill mix on some VCR's if that's all i got....thank goodness I dont have too!
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Technics SL-1500 (which had two knobs for 33 & 45 respectivelyYep....In 1996 I had DJ P (Master of the Mix) come out and do a NYE party. One of my 1200's choked so the 1510 was the only extra table we had at the time. "P" still killed on the ol' SL-1510 (not 1500). Yea, you didnt want to speed up the platter cause it wanted to keep going...LOL. Matter of fact, I still have the that 1510 in the shop right now in the closet. Still has an "Altern-8" sticker on it.
Does not matter the method as long as you can produce the same outcome. Ill mix on some VCR's if that's all i got....thank goodness I dont have too!
d:raf
3:31 AM - 14 February, 2012
Hah... the first time I saw someone wearing a Vick's mask at a rave I thought they were Altern-8 fans... I was quite naive. lolz
My 1500 is long gone... I traded it for a set of surround sound speakers that's also long gone.
My 1500 is long gone... I traded it for a set of surround sound speakers that's also long gone.
DJ Remy USA
3:51 AM - 14 February, 2012
Not the first person to say that either. I wouldn't even know where to begin maybe I should I send them a press kit and mix CD and tell them why I can help there image/pull in th night life with would be party goers...that's a thought Yoshi your hired you start tomorrow....lol
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If I were DJ Remy... I'd be all over Remy Martin to sign me to a sponsor deal...Not the first person to say that either. I wouldn't even know where to begin maybe I should I send them a press kit and mix CD and tell them why I can help there image/pull in th night life with would be party goers...that's a thought Yoshi your hired you start tomorrow....lol
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:54 PM - 14 February, 2012
I used to LOVE those SL-D1's. Mostly because of the high platter and red strobe. All the other strobes at the time were orange...***drool***
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and a Technics SL-D1 (which had a horizontal pitch wheel); nobody I knew could mix on them 'cause they were used to 1200s.I used to LOVE those SL-D1's. Mostly because of the high platter and red strobe. All the other strobes at the time were orange...***drool***
d:raf
6:09 PM - 14 February, 2012
It wasn't bad... way better than the 1500. There were certain records that I had to deliberately plan to play on that deck because it was the more stable of the two.
I had to scrap sooo many recordings mid-mix due to the 1500 deciding to act a fool...
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I used to LOVE those SL-D1's. Mostly because of the high platter and red strobe. All the other strobes at the time were orange...***drool***It wasn't bad... way better than the 1500. There were certain records that I had to deliberately plan to play on that deck because it was the more stable of the two.
I had to scrap sooo many recordings mid-mix due to the 1500 deciding to act a fool...
d:raf
5:19 PM - 15 February, 2012
I thought this was a funny addition to the ongoing "what ____ thinks I do" meme that's running wild on Facebook right about now...
tinypic.com
tinypic.com
12inchskinz
6:01 PM - 15 February, 2012
Exactly, LOL.......Hey Dj, those are nice turntables but why you look like your writing an email?
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tinypic.comExactly, LOL.......Hey Dj, those are nice turntables but why you look like your writing an email?
DJBIGWIZ
8:30 PM - 15 February, 2012
tinypic.com
hahaha
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I thought this was a funny addition to the ongoing "what ____ thinks I do" meme that's running wild on Facebook right about now...tinypic.com
hahaha
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:43 AM - 16 February, 2012
that life obviosuly didnt last as long at the 1st lol
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SSL didnt kill the DJ, they gave a 2nd life to the Technics 1200's .that life obviosuly didnt last as long at the 1st lol
DJ BIS
11:13 AM - 9 May, 2012
This guy....
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@therealdjmaestro WOW are u serious dude if sumone undercut u sumone gonna get fucked up,,look here dog life itself will undercut u whenever u go to buy sum you are lookin for the best deal,, i hope u got a fulltime job cause most djs tht charge $400-$500 dnt work they jus waitin on tht fa show money shid thts $1600-$2000 a mnth an average income me personally dnt wanna nd will not be a HOUSE DJ cause 9 times out of 10 u wont be able to rock any crowd cause ur main set is RAP,,,but djin is like the D-GAME evrybdy hustling u gonna get undercut,,SSL didnt kill djing COMPUTERS did and i glad they change the TECHNOLOGY i hve rocked a party with windows media a guy like my self get wasted nd i have played songs back to back but with COMPUTERS it help me out cause its easy access to ur music,,and if the world wuld still be using VINYL AND CD'S it wouldnt be so many djs out here now really wouldnt be no clubs thts banging,,,IF IT WASNT FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGING IT WOUDNT BE NO CLUBS AND IT WULD BE LIKE MAYBE 5 DJ'S IN EACH STATE,,and skating rinks wuld be the only place u wuld here music,,in the early 90's all the music we had was house music,,,Baltimore club music, and New orleans bounce,,bell biv devoe,,boyz 2 men,,ABC,, FRESH PRINCE, KRISS KROSS,,DA BRAT those were like the only dance music,,thats like u hear artist talkin abt hip hop is dead no its not these artists that came in the year 2000 era save it ,,,,the club life didnt really started to like 2004 cus before then it was old school whereva u went shit really when SSL jump on the sceneThis guy....
DJ BIS
11:18 AM - 9 May, 2012
Pre 2K = DJ's special. DJ's artists. DJ's hardworking. DJ's nerdy. DJ's poor.
Post 2K = DJ's not special. DJ's posers. DJ's lazy. DJ's dumb. DJ's even poorer.
lol
Post 2K = DJ's not special. DJ's posers. DJ's lazy. DJ's dumb. DJ's even poorer.
lol
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