this came about when I got this steaming pile of creamy feces.

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u gotta go about 1/2 way in to really get the "aweful" factor.


I know theres ones out there that are 100x worse..

HAVE AT EM!

Haha...Russ. LOL

I have some of his mixes on vinyl...Nervous records maybe

but that thing... OMG

used to play this wayyyyyyyy back in the day (wow, i'm calling 2000 back in the day...lol)............then just the other day i saw the vid and was like......wtf???

Brooklyn Bounce - Born To Bounce

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still like the track though......lol

i got a drop from brooklyn bounce somewhere around here.

This one has sucked for a really long time:

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There are definitely suckier ones out there but this was my first worst video ever.

thats SOOOOO not what I had pictured the first time I heard
"turn around bright eyes"

but that more what Id call "deliciously 80s"

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DJ Bobo-Chihuahua


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I think I just shat myself.
wow.

hahaha wow, people never cease to amaze me

Music Instructor - Get Freaky

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i can go on for days..

T-Baby - So Cold in the D!

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wow...that could be up for worst song too

for being one of the best house songs of the 90's...

i got all of u beat!

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henry, you wish....no one can beat my 'worst video of all time'

o shit.. i didnt see that. ok u win LOL

that could be the worse song i have ever heard to. my god

wow.....

I can't believe that even exists

i cant believe they were that dum enough to record that.. make a video for it.. and release it. my god! my eyes and ears r burning!

just read one of the comments for that video:

"They better hope the owner of that Mercedes never sees this. He'll definitely press charges., "

LOL. thats hilarious

If Mystery Science 3000 were to ever do their thing with music videos, they could have a field day with that one. Love how the vocals go totally off-sync toward the end.

Is the guy in the yellow Skee-Lo?

I think Lipps Inc "Funkytown" deserves a mention in this thread. You might think, as I did, that it would have had a good video (given how huge a hit it was, and that other disco records of the era had at least decent videos). But you'd be wrong.

text MYTBABY to 69937 for ringtone

No, but Skee-Lo also has a Michigan jersey in 'I Wish'. 0:25 in www.spike.com

And come on...that is not a house song by any measure.

I believe the term was hip-house... or House Hop

yeah.. i agree, but songs like that let alot of djs lead into more underground shit, and i love that shit because are very closed minded in muh city.

anyone got a video to fat boy ? heeeeeey fat boy!

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been searching everywhere for a copy of that.........(clean/no logo)

wish i knew if it was on a retail dvd or something.........

dude i asked you to make a edit for this track like a year ago lol.............

please please someone know where theres a (clean/no logo) copy .........

Ive only seen the promo only version.

but it does exist:
espanol.video.yahoo.com

i prob have it, i just need to spend some time and find it.

is that chick really singing that part ? i mean it sounds like a guy, but she does look like a guy.

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maybe not the WORST but definitely hard to watch.... Girl is waay to old for all those close-ups... this ain't 1998

hard to believe it's the same girl

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mwmb released an edit on crack4djs, but can't do it without a clean copy........i have the promo only so might make a personal edit.......

hi jack! :)

Bizarre thing, is just saw a 2nd version to this. There's this white chick trying to do the Robot and "Lipps Incing" all the lyrics instead of the one with the black woman before.

?????

great song.

horrible video.

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Uh...Bomba by 666 www.youtube.com view
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Which also wins for most over played song of the first part of the decade.
Add to that Crazy Frog - Axel F

hahahahaha wonder how much that cost to make....

Much as I love house music, especially the deeper/soulful stuff like that song, I have been pretty consistently disappointed when hunting down videos for some of those songs. Barbara Tucker "Most Precious Love" is another one with that same kind of cheesy animation.

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In its defense though, I suppose the budgets for house videos are pretty tiny compared to major-label pop stuff.

^^ That's some cool Jimmy Neutron type of animation, I actually like it. Probably paid some guy $500 to create in on his laptop.

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Honestly, it's just kind of offensive.

just u shut your mouth....

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Definitely the worst outfit, and a weird video to say the least.... David Bowie - Rebel rebel

That was "Ziggy Stardust"

pretty much Bowie's "lady gaga" alter ego

unfortunately people compare her to Bowie.....

I like Gaga actually, but let's have her put out another 10 albums before we can compare her to a legend like Bowie.

FAIL....

I like Bowie actually. (no homo)

here's my nominee.

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I got mine from ERG. The lipsyncing is just as bad as this youtube clip, so it's not a youtube thing.

I concur lol

I was deleting sub-par quality vids off my HD...

and found this GEM.

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this is WORTH the watch.

^^ had no idea there was ever a video for this. I think he's using a radio shack keyboard

I got the Next Plateau 12" single somewhere.

She writes her own lyrics, is heavily involved in production, and from what I know, is a pretty cool person (we have a mutual friend).

who? her penis ? im just joking... i wish i knew for sure, but she does have good music!

How could I forget this one?

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If I remember correctly, I think this won some MTV awards.

Was the panel stoned when they did the voting?

that one is horribly perfect.

when all videos were costing $$$$$$$
spike Jonze went that route.

that one is right up there with another classic mock video
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i am Phizzo Jobsen

the late 90s was GREAT for video.....

Great. Now I'm gonna have Bodyrock stuck in my head all day.

The Olav Basoski mix used to KILL for me.

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+1

^^ I always played the Mix Factor version. I think they used this edit.

oh damn, WTF were they thinking?

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just watch the white dude...

this OF COURSE has to be on the list...it was on the list the day it came out.
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I personally think Hot Chip's newest video "I Feel Better" belongs in this list, even though it seems to be getting a lot of love from some people (and I usually like their stuff myself).

This one gets special consideration because it's also on the list of worse songs ever made.