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[Running list] The WORST videos ever made.

Joshua Carl 4:54 AM - 3 February, 2010
this came about when I got this steaming pile of creamy feces.

Watchwww.youtube.com
u gotta go about 1/2 way in to really get the "aweful" factor.


I know theres ones out there that are 100x worse..

HAVE AT EM!
DVDjHardy 5:00 AM - 3 February, 2010
Haha...Russ. LOL
Joshua Carl 5:24 AM - 3 February, 2010
I have some of his mixes on vinyl...Nervous records maybe

but that thing... OMG
Gregg R 8:38 AM - 3 February, 2010
used to play this wayyyyyyyy back in the day (wow, i'm calling 2000 back in the day...lol)............then just the other day i saw the vid and was like......wtf???

Brooklyn Bounce - Born To Bounce

Watchwww.youtube.com

still like the track though......lol
Millz 8:52 AM - 3 February, 2010
i got a drop from brooklyn bounce somewhere around here.
XRM5 7:00 PM - 3 February, 2010
This one has sucked for a really long time:

Watchwww.youtube.com

There are definitely suckier ones out there but this was my first worst video ever.
Joshua Carl 7:07 PM - 3 February, 2010
thats SOOOOO not what I had pictured the first time I heard
"turn around bright eyes"
Joshua Carl 7:09 PM - 3 February, 2010
but that more what Id call "deliciously 80s"

like this Gem: Watchwww.youtube.com
Millz 7:34 PM - 3 February, 2010
DJ Bobo-Chihuahua


www.myvideo.de
Joshua Carl 8:11 PM - 3 February, 2010
I think I just shat myself.
wow.
DJBIGWIZ 8:28 PM - 3 February, 2010
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DJ Bobo-Chihuahua


www.myvideo.de

hahaha wow, people never cease to amaze me
Millz 8:34 PM - 3 February, 2010
Music Instructor - Get Freaky

Watchwww.youtube.com


i can go on for days..
John Cha 11:48 PM - 3 February, 2010
T-Baby - So Cold in the D!

Watchwww.youtube.com
Joshua Carl 11:53 PM - 3 February, 2010
wow...that could be up for worst song too
Henry GQ 8:27 AM - 4 February, 2010
for being one of the best house songs of the 90's...

i got all of u beat!

Watchwww.youtube.com
John Cha 8:41 AM - 4 February, 2010
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for being one of the best house songs of the 90's...

i got all of u beat!

Watchwww.youtube.com Watchwww.youtube.com


henry, you wish....no one can beat my 'worst video of all time'
Henry GQ 8:49 AM - 4 February, 2010
o shit.. i didnt see that. ok u win LOL
Henry GQ 8:52 AM - 4 February, 2010
that could be the worse song i have ever heard to. my god
DJ-Phat-AL 8:53 AM - 4 February, 2010
wow.....

I can't believe that even exists
Henry GQ 8:54 AM - 4 February, 2010
i cant believe they were that dum enough to record that.. make a video for it.. and release it. my god! my eyes and ears r burning!
DJ-Phat-AL 8:54 AM - 4 February, 2010
just read one of the comments for that video:

"They better hope the owner of that Mercedes never sees this. He'll definitely press charges., "
Henry GQ 8:57 AM - 4 February, 2010
LOL. thats hilarious
DJMark 10:38 AM - 4 February, 2010
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T-Baby - So Cold in the D!

Watchwww.youtube.com


If Mystery Science 3000 were to ever do their thing with music videos, they could have a field day with that one. Love how the vocals go totally off-sync toward the end.
DJMark 10:39 AM - 4 February, 2010
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for being one of the best house songs of the 90's...

i got all of u beat!

Watchwww.youtube.com


Is the guy in the yellow Skee-Lo?
DJMark 10:42 AM - 4 February, 2010
I think Lipps Inc "Funkytown" deserves a mention in this thread. You might think, as I did, that it would have had a good video (given how huge a hit it was, and that other disco records of the era had at least decent videos). But you'd be wrong.
FunkyRob 5:59 PM - 4 February, 2010
text MYTBABY to 69937 for ringtone
DVDjHardy 7:19 PM - 4 February, 2010
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for being one of the best house songs of the 90's...

i got all of u beat!

Watchwww.youtube.com


Is the guy in the yellow Skee-Lo?


No, but Skee-Lo also has a Michigan jersey in 'I Wish'. 0:25 in www.spike.com

And come on...that is not a house song by any measure.
Joshua Carl 7:58 PM - 4 February, 2010
I believe the term was hip-house... or House Hop
Henry GQ 1:02 AM - 5 February, 2010
yeah.. i agree, but songs like that let alot of djs lead into more underground shit, and i love that shit because are very closed minded in muh city.
Henry GQ 1:02 AM - 5 February, 2010
anyone got a video to fat boy ? heeeeeey fat boy!
Henry GQ 1:04 AM - 5 February, 2010
Gregg R 4:02 AM - 5 February, 2010



been searching everywhere for a copy of that.........(clean/no logo)

wish i knew if it was on a retail dvd or something.........
djnak 10:36 AM - 5 February, 2010
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been searching everywhere for a copy of that.........(clean/no logo)

wish i knew if it was on a retail dvd or something.........


dude i asked you to make a edit for this track like a year ago lol.............

please please someone know where theres a (clean/no logo) copy .........
Joshua Carl 4:16 PM - 5 February, 2010
Ive only seen the promo only version.
Joshua Carl 4:25 PM - 5 February, 2010
but it does exist:
espanol.video.yahoo.com
Millz 4:37 PM - 5 February, 2010
i prob have it, i just need to spend some time and find it.
Henry GQ 5:42 PM - 5 February, 2010
is that chick really singing that part ? i mean it sounds like a guy, but she does look like a guy.
DJ DisGrace 5:54 PM - 5 February, 2010
Watchwww.youtube.com

maybe not the WORST but definitely hard to watch.... Girl is waay to old for all those close-ups... this ain't 1998

hard to believe it's the same girl

upload.wikimedia.org
Gregg R 9:41 PM - 5 February, 2010
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been searching everywhere for a copy of that.........(clean/no logo)

wish i knew if it was on a retail dvd or something.........


dude i asked you to make a edit for this track like a year ago lol.............

please please someone know where theres a (clean/no logo) copy .........


mwmb released an edit on crack4djs, but can't do it without a clean copy........i have the promo only so might make a personal edit.......
Gregg R 9:41 PM - 5 February, 2010
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i prob have it, i just need to spend some time and find it.



hi jack! :)
FunkyRob 1:01 AM - 9 February, 2010
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I think Lipps Inc "Funkytown" deserves a mention in this thread. You might think, as I did, that it would have had a good video (given how huge a hit it was, and that other disco records of the era had at least decent videos). But you'd be wrong.


Bizarre thing, is just saw a 2nd version to this. There's this white chick trying to do the Robot and "Lipps Incing" all the lyrics instead of the one with the black woman before.

?????
Joshua Carl 9:34 PM - 18 February, 2010
great song.

horrible video.

Watchwww.youtube.com
carter 12:17 AM - 19 February, 2010
Uh...Bomba by 666 Watchwww.youtube.com
Or Sandstorm by Darude Watchwww.youtube.com
Which also wins for most over played song of the first part of the decade.
Add to that Crazy Frog - Axel F
djnak 10:43 AM - 19 February, 2010
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great song.

horrible video.

Watchwww.youtube.com

hahahahaha wonder how much that cost to make....
DJMark 12:32 PM - 19 February, 2010
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great song.

horrible video.

Watchwww.youtube.com

hahahahaha wonder how much that cost to make....


Much as I love house music, especially the deeper/soulful stuff like that song, I have been pretty consistently disappointed when hunting down videos for some of those songs. Barbara Tucker "Most Precious Love" is another one with that same kind of cheesy animation.

Watchwww.youtube.com

In its defense though, I suppose the budgets for house videos are pretty tiny compared to major-label pop stuff.
FunkyRob 10:58 PM - 19 February, 2010
^^ That's some cool Jimmy Neutron type of animation, I actually like it. Probably paid some guy $500 to create in on his laptop.
dj lad 11:10 PM - 19 February, 2010
Watchwww.youtube.com

Honestly, it's just kind of offensive.
Joshua Carl 11:22 PM - 19 February, 2010
just u shut your mouth....
DJ DisGrace 5:51 AM - 20 February, 2010
Watchwww.youtube.com

Definitely the worst outfit, and a weird video to say the least.... David Bowie - Rebel rebel
Joshua Carl 6:21 PM - 20 February, 2010
That was "Ziggy Stardust"

pretty much Bowie's "lady gaga" alter ego
DJ DisGrace 6:34 PM - 20 February, 2010
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That was "Ziggy Stardust"

pretty much Bowie's "lady gaga" alter ego


unfortunately people compare her to Bowie.....
dj lad 9:25 PM - 20 February, 2010
I like Gaga actually, but let's have her put out another 10 albums before we can compare her to a legend like Bowie.
djnak 10:52 PM - 20 February, 2010
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I like Gaga actually

FAIL....
O.B.1 6:46 AM - 26 February, 2010
I like Bowie actually. (no homo)
FunkyRob 1:22 AM - 27 February, 2010
here's my nominee.

Watchwww.youtube.com

I got mine from ERG. The lipsyncing is just as bad as this youtube clip, so it's not a youtube thing.
djnak 2:56 AM - 27 February, 2010
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here's my nominee.

Watchwww.youtube.com

I got mine from ERG. The lipsyncing is just as bad as this youtube clip, so it's not a youtube thing.

I concur lol
Joshua Carl 1:31 AM - 4 March, 2010
I was deleting sub-par quality vids off my HD...

and found this GEM.

Watchwww.youtube.com

this is WORTH the watch.
FunkyRob 1:46 AM - 4 March, 2010
^^ had no idea there was ever a video for this. I think he's using a radio shack keyboard

I got the Next Plateau 12" single somewhere.
dj lad 1:53 AM - 5 March, 2010
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I like Gaga actually

FAIL....

She writes her own lyrics, is heavily involved in production, and from what I know, is a pretty cool person (we have a mutual friend).
Henry GQ 7:48 AM - 5 March, 2010
who? her penis ? im just joking... i wish i knew for sure, but she does have good music!
FunkyRob 5:43 AM - 19 March, 2010
How could I forget this one?

Watchwww.youtube.com

If I remember correctly, I think this won some MTV awards.

Was the panel stoned when they did the voting?
Joshua Carl 6:03 AM - 19 March, 2010
that one is horribly perfect.

when all videos were costing $$$$$$$
spike Jonze went that route.

that one is right up there with another classic mock video
Watchwww.youtube.com

i am Phizzo Jobsen
djnak 9:25 AM - 19 March, 2010


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Watchwww.youtube.com

i am Phizzo Jobsen


the late 90s was GREAT for video.....
carter 3:27 PM - 19 March, 2010
Great. Now I'm gonna have Bodyrock stuck in my head all day.
Joshua Carl 3:40 PM - 19 March, 2010
The Olav Basoski mix used to KILL for me.

Watchwww.youtube.com
DJ DisGrace 4:45 PM - 19 March, 2010
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The Olav Basoski mix used to KILL for me.

Watchwww.youtube.com


+1
FunkyRob 7:11 PM - 19 March, 2010
^^ I always played the Mix Factor version. I think they used this edit.
FunkyRob 5:48 AM - 23 March, 2010
oh damn, WTF were they thinking?

Watchwww.youtube.com
Joshua Carl 11:09 PM - 23 March, 2010
Watchwww.youtube.com

just watch the white dude...
Joshua Carl 11:48 PM - 23 March, 2010
this OF COURSE has to be on the list...it was on the list the day it came out.
Watchwww.youtube.com
DJMark 1:18 AM - 24 March, 2010
I personally think Hot Chip's newest video "I Feel Better" belongs in this list, even though it seems to be getting a lot of love from some people (and I usually like their stuff myself).
FunkyRob 6:57 PM - 26 March, 2010
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this OF COURSE has to be on the list...it was on the list the day it came out.
Watchwww.youtube.com


This one gets special consideration because it's also on the list of worse songs ever made.