What would it be?

no bottle service no vip

I don't have an issue with VIP, but bottle service really fucked up the scene.

every club that has good owners with a good vision, good managers and enough money to do what they want is going to be great. the problem is, people start places and things go wrong. either they are idiots to start out with, or the fact that they don't have enough money or stress/drugs makes them do idiotic things.

Clubs would shape their clientele, not vice versa.

the time people show up

+1

promoters who prefer to book their homies, girlfriend's brothers, etc. over people with actual skillz.

I would bring back the single genre DJ!!!

noone with STDs allowed

Smoke free, cause I hate coming home smelling like that chick who stands by the DJ booth and blows smoke up on my equipment. SLAP!

Done.

Move to the West Coast... smoking is outlawed indoors in all three states.

no dumbasses allowed.

yes!

The Dj's

I would make it so that only the clubs with quality entertainment thats promoted in house were the clubs that were successful...

lockable door to my dj booth

Hiring DJ's based on their ability to DJ.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell Yes!

Weight limit

^ X_X After last Wednesday, i kinda agree.

All employees are in house.
Promoters, DJs....everyone.

LOL


LOLOL

No ed hardy clothes or "gotti" kids hair cuts in the club.

shut up and dance type crowd

Richard Humpty Vission - Shut up and dance

Rule at the door: No Ed Hardy shirts and/or guy shirts with "sparklys" on them.

+1

sidenote:
You knew that was the Techno club, and that the Hip-Hop club was down the street. No surprises, security secured, GM's managed, promoter's promoted, and DJ's deejayed.

I knew when I went to Vegas and wanted hip-hop I took myself over to S.R.O.
If I wanted diversity then I knew also where to go.

Did you say S.R.O...... I don't know you but that is straight up OG, that place was hip/hop to the core!!! You know the real Vegas!! Do you remember club utopia?(if you wanted to hear electronic music) now that's OG...

I'd change the sheep like attitude of the public.

+1

No serato

LOL

No more carpet. When these drunks puke, piss, crap, spill a drink and drop their smokes it makes the carpet smell and look nasty. Hardwood (lol) or marble or just plain old stained cement IMO

thats already done in Hollywood.

Management that cared about the Dj Booth and fixed shit.

no crystol cuz them fuckers raciest. jay z . haha naw djs getting paid $500 or more to dj. If you are wack you couldn't spin in the club. And you needed to bring your own dj system. Hence the $500 or more reason. Bringing in 2 tops and n 2 bottoms amprack.

^^ what are you talking about??

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I only understood 30% of what you wrote lol. sry

"I never know what she's doing back there"

paid more DJs should, important job they do ..yess yessssss.....If own equipment they bring higher wages they will earn..Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered,Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!!!....Luke, there is another... Sky...walker."

+50million points ,a free man and advance to the last boss

Ghetto thugs in the club who still dress like they are in high school or think that they can dress like (insert hip hop artist name here)' just because they saw (insert hip hop artist name here)'s video....... grow up homie..

Bartendars who are rude to everyone just cuz some cheap ass thug who still dresses like he is in high school doesn't tip.

DJ's who play the same thing the guy right before them played (no wait, i like that cuz im a more then one genre DJ and I get booked for it) LOL...

GoGo dancers who need to shed a few more pounds.
GoGo dancers who think they can promote their own events cuz they dance at a club.

People who think they are promoters simply because they go out every night of the week and hang out with REAL promoters.

Promoters who promote more then one place when they don't have enough of a following and have 3 weak spots instead of 1 good event.

(sorry im venting and playing devil's advocate!) Happy Friday Serato Fam!!!

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nuff said?

GoGo dancers that can dance?

What is the point of gogo dancers anyways? I always thought it cheapened the night.

They do, we all know MOST, NOT ALL of them are whores.

eliminate the club scene, bring back the flyer,charge 5 bucks @ the door house parties

what if they started HEAVILY taxing internet usage...

especially that kind was someone how connected to your income?

so if you did a promo mix, every person who downloaded it you'd have to pay $
for traffic that is bringing money your way indirectly.

and all the promoters who LIVE by social networking get slammed with fees.

what a backlash we'd see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^ sounds like a marvelous idea!!!

haha ok Yoda

"these aren't the droids you're looking for"

All promoters should be working directly for the club and aren't in charge of hiring dj's. Club management should.