In the late 70’s government scientists working in secret underground bunker sought to create a new breed of super DJ.
They combined subsonic bass, high torque electric motors & synthesizer riffs captured from a downed alien spacecraft. They then bombarded this combination with gamma radiation. When the smoke cleared and the radiation lowered to a safe level they opened the chamber to inspect their creation… they could not believe their eyes, there before them stood Paul Hannon!
Something had gone terribly wrong, but their collective gasps were drowned out as the monster dropped it’s first tune, "Rock me Amadeus " and destroyed the test dance floor. His selections were better than anyone could have foreseen and the poor souls who were in the building that day were crushed to death in a mad rush to book Paul for their weddings, corporate functions & product launches.