DJ Ratman

AKA DJ Ratman


Spawned from a woman giraffe impregnanted by a bald man i am the result of a west cumbrian scientific experiment gone horribly wrong! left on the earth to fend for myself with a pair of turntables and a limp like 2pac, i find myself here on soundcloud, sat in my underpants drinking cider. inappropriate you may say, but what is the dress code for an internet cafe?