WOW!~ Im bad, and im better than that dude..... I cant belive that he thinks hes good..... i almost threw up with the attempt at drumming....

I have to go to whatever country he's in. I could be a Superstar DJ out there if he's getting booked with his no talent having ass...lol

Wow, he's fucked. I decided a long time ago, I couldn't scratch 'cause the needle would jump the groove so I just gave up and went the beatmix route.

Sometimes U gotta face reality, dude needs to know what time it is....

I dont get it....but thanks for the laugh!! (Its a joke right?)

HOLY SH1T, this guy can't be 4 real!!!!!

That's some statement to come out with, better than Netik and Rafik?????

You'll see my comment on it, look for JIM2BOB

I read all the comments and found his response, here's the google translation

"I only say this to be a musician q q know there is music ... not only disk ..
Probably you jodan many things from me, but just try to be different, do what I like to do what the others are already other ... And I do not care what q think about me ... nothing at all .."

I laughed so much a little bit of piss came out!!!!!

Here's another guy with the same misguided belief that he's good

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Quote "this is my own style, getcha own style, be creative"

Supposed to be a beat juggle, but there's no rythym, no structure, it just sounds a mess!!!!

Ok I won.. I was able to watch 30secs of both videos.. that has to be a record right? LOL

Wow! Some people don't need a Camera...

30 seconds!? Damn, that's some concentration, I puked after 6 secs.

i shut it off once he started talking

Wack DJ's = Wack DJ Crews
LOL

The faggot's deleting the comments!!

I put one one it earlier today, and now it's gone!!

What a pussy

I wonder if it's possible to delete video responses?????

I refuse to believe that this dude is serious. He simply made a video and put on the 'net cuz he was bored. That's all.


Let me rephrase this.... he BETTER NOT be serious. =P

LOL @ he BETTER NOT be serious

Here's my (Totally disrespectful) video response, read the description for a giggle!!!

Let's see him delete this!!!!!

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LOL..and i'm a never give a fu@k, cause i'm better than you!!

Did you guys check his myspace!? The dude does that shit in PUBLIC!
Shameless bastard.

DAMN i feel like q-bert now! thanks djxenivax!

Haha, that dude would make Stephen Hawking look like Qbert LOL

I said I know 5 year olds who can scratch better and posted this video
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Haha, nice, totally agree!!!

I've seen these two on youtube before, awesome skills for their age, imagine what they'll be like when they're grown-ass-kids!!!

That was funny and made me angry at the same time.

lol wtf

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^ LOL, he got better as he got higher, towards the end he was hitting about 50% instead of 10%.

If there were sigs on this forum....this would be mine.

lol

Nice work, wonder if he had a little cry after he saw that? It's a little unbelievable he hasn't taken his own vid down.. in shame.

I wonder if him and Roman D are best mates? They could create a new genre together..
That shizz is Spaz-Tastic!! LMAO

DAMMMMMN... im better then this dude!

maybe he means it to sound like that . so off shit . feel me.

Not really.

Umm, yea, of course he does.. it's the "hip" new sound.. geezz haven't you all heard of it yet??

..It's called "SPAZ-TASTIC!" (Roman D probably already owns the copyright to that too)

LMAO

VOTE ROMAN D FOR PRESIDENT!!

..It's called "SPAZ-TASTIC!" (Roman D probably already owns the copyright to that too)

LMAO

VOTE ROMAN D FOR PRESIDENT!!

Who's this Roman D dude ur talking about?

Is it this fool? - Watchwww.youtube.com

that would be the fool that we're referring to..lol

Lol, that is Fantastic! I thought it was Roman from the DMC championship

Haha, how did i guess?????

"Spaz-tastic" is correct

Nah thats Roman Zerano

That Madden fool's deleting comments again!!!!

someone should delete this dudes life.

why was the video response removed? :(

Sorry mate, I removed it cos it wasn't tight enough, i was half drunk when I did it LOL

Damn

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Lol!! Even the MC's cant take it!!

hahahahahahahaha

Here's another one!!!

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Do you think that the youtube guy could dj for this guy?

detroit.craigslist.org

www.myspace.com

Haha, who do you think the "Pop/R'n'B Artist" is?

I bet it's Michael Jackson. Lol

When did Yanni shave the stash?

Whoa, I didn't know Pauly Shore had a record out! Tight!

lulz

Take another look at this one, "worldfamousdjdx" (Lol) says everybody's hating!!!

Saaaay Whaaaat?

This must be one of the crew

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Omg, will it ever stop?? Lol!!

Let's start a charity....

Just £2 a week could help one of these poor DJ's to save up and buy a few instructional DVD's

Please find it in your heart to give

LMAO

lol . . . you guyz are crazy, this shit made me lmao.

not as much as watching the videos!!!

He actually wouldn't be so bad if he did it in time instead of spastically...We all gotta start someone guys. I respect him for having the balls to even post it.

Yeah. We all gotta start someone. lol

Lol...I meant "somewhere"...

Someone = Somewhere...

But it's all the shit talk before and during his "set" that makes him such a doofus. The lack of skillz with a mouth like that deserves everything it gets (no misquote)

Makes us Jersey DJ's loog bad...
*shakes head*
tsk tsk tsk

I know I suck at scratching, henceforth I don't make videos of myself scratching. Embarrassing for him, yet it makes me feel good about myself.

it says this video was removed by its owner

what the hell

You give respect where its not deserved. The guy is quite clearly a complete tool.

He talks all kinds of shit, like he's got serious game, before making a mockery of the turntables.

It's quite a simple rule of thumb, if you dont have skills, dont talk shit, otherwise you get abused.

if u cant talk on the phone with a braud an she ask u if u got the radio on an u say no im doing this sweet heart. an she still talk to u while u doing ur thing.theres nothing else to say.im not the best either but thoses guys need to stay in school.

That Xenivax dude's put up a video called ''fuck DMC'' and it's even worse than the last attempt, you know, the one where he claims to be ''better than Netik and Rafik''.

I think the technical term for this guy's condition is called ''The God-complex''

I wonder what he's trying to show, beside the fact that he IS the definition of "Man! I Suck!"


Well, I pretty much sucks as well when I scratch, but then again, I don't do uploads to youtube, saying I'm the best!

haha, i was at that level when i was 14!
what a goon. practice before you record yourself sucking.

check

Hey, anybody spotted any other potential additions to this thread???

Just don't think this thread should die like this!!!

I've seen a few, but dunno if I should name n shame them, I know everybody's gotta start somewhere, and it's not the people on the learning curve I'm talking about (and I'm not saying I'M up there with the best, cos I know I'm not) but i'm getting sick of all the clowns like Xenivax (Now i KNOW u all remember him!!) claiming they're awesome n shit, and bringing us all a bad name!!!

There's too many people putting stuff up on Utube and calling it beat-juggling when it quite clearly isn't!!! Fuk, there's even a few I've seen that's trying to teach the shit when they can't even begin to do it themselves!!!

But fair enough, I haven't seen anybody claiming to be "Better then Netik" or anything like that!!!

OMG! I forgot about this video. I just die laughing when I see him crab his fingers but aint shit happening. My bad....I hate joking on other DJs bro but damn!!LMAO!

Here's his latest video as of 12/5/08. He's scratching over a porno beat!

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Okay I'm one of the people that you have to start somewhere. I'm not even close to good at scratching BUT I would never put myself on youtube showing off my shittyness. If your willing to put a video of yourself on youtube you should be able to take the heat if you suck.

Actually that last video posted isn't that bad technically...the guy just doesn't have rhythm...fundmentally he's pretty cool...If he'd scratch to the beat it would actually sound....well...right!!

LOL

So that's settled then, the dude is rhythmically retarded.

I thinks it's very simple to replicate the movements a scratcher would create, i.e, the finger movement for a crab. But it's a whole other skill, doing it in time.

lol. hahaha i shitted my pants. or if i was a hit record... i just jizzed them.

Lol!!! Jizzzed....in....my pants!!!! Ahhhhhh! LOl...

You're right! I can't scratch for S***, but I have a rhythmic sense and could therefore sound better with babies and flares. This guy has some techniques, but where is he at?

"Hey man, we all need to just chill out and be peaceful! I mean really...we all gotta start someone."

Early DJ Jehfree vids are pretty funny:

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A well executed baby scratch is always preferable to a sloppy crab.

I thought he would have gotten better after all this time...

can someone explain why it starts so well, and then goes so whack?

did he use all his skills to learn to chirp and then completely flop moments later?

its like he put 5 minutes worth of creative energy and timing into those few nice little chirps... which left him nothing for the 'juggle'...

its totally bizzarre!

LOL

can we arrange a bunch of video replies?

Why do you all care so much? What does it have to do with you, really?

we've all seen what becomes of these young teen prodigy djs if they stick with it:

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a classic ...
97-99 dmcs made me hang up my battle dreams...

pssh

^^ well, here's someone who doesn't get it

holy shit. that would be the shit. can't believe i never thought of that myself.

Have a look at the video by xenivax called ''better than Netik'' or the one hilariously named ''fuck DMC'', or the one by DJ Madden beat-juggling Styles-P, read the descriptions on the videos, and listen to madden running his mouth, then watch the videos!!

You'll understand soon enough!!

Lol @ kalibhakta...I thought I corrected that?!

hahah I know it just stuck like that ;-)

Oh...Ha!!!

j0be - we care so much because we love the art of mixing and turntablism...if your not a DJ or a turntablist, you wouldnt understand....

Even Santa knows how to scratch on beat!
video.msn.com

**please note - u might have to watch a 15 second commercial...but its worth the wait!

I've seen cats hump with more rhythm and sound better....

Yeah that's DJ Keltech, and that vids about 10 years old.

And I think you're getting me confused with the guy I quoted!? I started this thread, remember!!?

And yes, I am a DJ and a Turntablist, and a good one at that.

www.zshare.net

;)

Sorry....that was a response to this dude

j)be - my appologies! I was in a hurry when i was posting this message that I wrote it to the wrong person....my message was meant for ryansupak - he asked why do we care so much and that was my reply:

we care so much because we love the art of mixing and turntablism...if your not a DJ or a turntablist, you wouldnt understand....

Damn I need to get on santa level!!!

lol no worries! :)

He is. I wish I had time to translate his "bio"... I feel bad for the guy. But hey, as long as he is enjoying himself.

There are plenty of people already saying how bad he is, so I am pretty sure the general public (on the internet) won't actually believe that he's a what a Dj is supposed to sound like.

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Have a look at this mess

He's getting worse!!!

hahahahaha

My God. This guy cant be real.

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wow

Haha, i think he's a youtube troll!!!

Watch this one from about 2:45 onwards, and try to hold the laugh in, it's impossible!!!

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lol, just posted that one above, it's quite amazing how he has absolutely no shame.

What a guy.

Plus his entrance was epic.

LMFAO

Ok, changing the subject.......

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This one's a total contradiction in terms!!

Holy shit. This one isnt actually that bad! Miracles do happen.

ooops sorry...Watchuk.youtube.com

Ah, he's doin the Rob Swift thang!!

Yeah he's slightly redeemed himself with that one

but only slightly

Here's another total mess!!! (It's like DJ Madden all over again)

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And the dude's trying to teach!!!!!

LMFAO

^^^ that dude watching the screen hard as hell!!!

Let's see him even suck that bad with out watching the screen.

LOL

Haha, too right, I must admit I have a peek at the screen every now and again though

Did u see the argument i'm having on the comments?

Some total idiot (who's got no videos of his own by the way) said that guy's better than me, and his reason was.... wait for it......my "pink" vinyls show that I'm gay!!!

Wrong on so many levels!!

PMSL

Haha, I couldnt help but get involved.

lol, true true

uk.youtube.com <--- ''This account is now closed'', lol

That's what happens when ppl can't back-up a statement with something valid!!

LMFAO!!

Well, that's what I expected from people like you..

I don't believe in art competition and the effort to compete has made people think like they think nowadays.

I make music for me not for you.. and I'm afraid about people who gives up posting videos because of people like you..

Why don't you let people be themselves?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well if that's the case then why upload the shit onto youtube????

And anyway, if you hadn't named one of your videos "better than Netik and Rafik" you wouldn't have got any abuse at all!!!

Nuff said!!!

+ hahahahhahahahah




+ 1

I was just thinking, is this the real Xenivax? Or is it an impostor/troll?

I dnt think its really him... look at the profile, membership began today.

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Hahaaaaa, hilarious!!!!

Yes, I'm me, wtf? I have just uploaded a video a few moments ago...

I think people like you only learn with sentences like much better than netik or rafik, you are too stressed.. Another way to say it is that I'm tired to be on the beat and to listen to the same things, q bert technique is not the only way!!

I really think that every dj is as better as whatever dj if he only try to do his best thing.. And a competition like the DMC won't teach me what is better or not..

I'm trying to do an effort writting in english so don't f.. up and let people express, and then you will be able to express yourself..

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WHAT???? yo just post in your native tongue please and we will edit it cause I don't know what you are trying to say!!!

lol

If what you meant is that competition will never tell you who is best...than why use a competitive statement to title you video post if competition solves nothing???

I'm pretty sure one of your video's was actually YOU in a competition!!
Are you serious!?

I'm also pretty certain you stank it up real bad in that video. Sounded like a bag of ass.



That's the funniest shit I've ever read. A fucking 3 year old could start scratching like you, and be like...."oh, I'm too tired to scratch on beat"

I honestly dont think you could find the beat if you tried. You have the least amount of rhythm I've ever seen, it's literally astounding.

I actually cant believe you do that shit in public. And have the nerve to title your shitty videos "better than Netik".

And that video where you rise up from behind the decks, in slow motion!?

What were you thinking!?

Hillarious. Seriously, thank you, I've never laughed so hard.

Did he just say he's tired of being on beat?!?!

lol.

Maybe it was a typo and he meant he is tired being OFF beat.

Xeniavax:

Primero, perdone me Espanol, tengo que mejorar! Pero si es claro: art es art. Pero cuando escribes cosas como "Soy mejor que Netik o Rafik" por que estas suprendido cuando gente diece cosas negativos? Es art o competicion?
Si la primera, no hace titulos como esto!
No estoy bien por pinchar tan poco pero no escribo que soy mejor que los otros!

Bien suerte.

LMAO at this whole thing!

Que? no mames!

No mamo guey! te la llavas.

hahaha

me quiero taco bell!!

Mas Puto!

Te gusta comer arroz con popote?

aye habibi, se te hace agua la canoa?

While the shit IS entertaining. Y'all are flaming this dude WAY too hard.
Stop the hate!

A habibi no le gusta el arroz, pero si le gusta el popote en la boca!

habibi batea con la zurda

Chupa mis huevos

Enjoy his bestfriend. =]
didnt wana do this, but couldnt help it.
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God i hope this guy doesnt talk alot of the mic when he does gigs...his "lisp" is annoying....

www.swapmeetdave.com

"Baila como Juana la Cubana"

Reading this thread and had to Chime in. LOL

lol, george lopez?

aaaaaaahoooooa! Simon que si its george lopez - america's vato!

hahaha that shit was embarrassing!

lol Oh my.

That has to be one of the worst things I've ever seen!

I feel good about my scratching skills....... which are only slightly above this. lol

LOL - WTF was that! He was spinning for a bunch of 2nd graders?

Then im reading the comments posted and people are actually giving him props?

It's a strange old world

Ohhh man!! I got douche chills watching RRollergod's video.

That guy is an endless stream of entertainment for this forum.

At 4:33 when all the kids are clapping along to the same beat thats been playing for ..well....3 minutes, you can see his fucking head and ego get bigger and bigger thinking "Fuck--I'm the shit man!"


then 5:22 happens and the chills came back!

HAHAHA what a douche,

ahhhhh, I got a gig, maybe ill get another gig, maybe a gig, I like gigs and they like me, I rocked the gig,

I think he mentioned that was a talent contest, man, I hope he wasn't the winner, LOL

Gotta start somewhere I guess right?

This dude says "artsy fartsy" at the start...that pretty much sums up the video.
Bedtime, you have a strong stomach to have even watched up to 5:22. I sure as hell didnt till now. one word.... Dayum.
Wish i had one of these handy.
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Oh those poor kids in the audience - you could clearly see they were being abused by this hideous perfomance

I'm calling child services

this one's my shit; i'm diggin' his new mixing technic!!! they should start a new kind of dmc/itf, IMO...

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^^^ i call it, "the knob-jockey" hahaha

is the guy even on these boards? Does he know that people think hes a joke?

Relax bro... theres a head hunter for dudes that make fun of DJS
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Hahaha

Make some noise for DJ BEN DOVER!!!!

Wow - Bubba looks like a serial killer

Don't mess with Bubba - Hater's beware

By the way - how did we end up here?

yeah--he's on this board and dropped in when we had a whole thread dedicated to his wackness. Basically he had a cocky attitude, thought he was fully qualified to be a "dj tutor" and continued to post videos that were very sub par.

I think if you click your heels and say RRollergod 3 times--he'll appear :)

fully qualified to be mobile and spin reggaeton on dual cd players with jogs... thats what he is..

LOL - maybe he could open the RRollergod DJ Academy for 3rd graders...

Dont you love digging thru crates [thick sarcasm]
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Hahahhahahahaha - i was rocking those records when he was still swimming in his daddy's nut!

Does this guy even have a clue that there are a bunch of threads dedicated to bashing him!?

Crate digging does not mean pick out all of your mom's old records and play them regardless of song,genere,or artist. Someone should educate this kid on what real crate digging is.

Take this kid to Amoeba records for an entire day in L.A. and educate him

^^ ahhh yes. amoeba records!! i just came back from san fran a couple of weeks ago, and i went into the amoeba records on haight. fuckin fantastic vinyl selection. picked up a couple of stones throw joints on limited press.

i must say, that was probably one of the best record shops i've been in period. didn't really have much time for diggin', but i copped the limited press as a souvenir from amoeba san fran.

i love that place and look forward to going back! amoeba's the shit!!

He should have labeled his youtube video: "Playing with my moms records - shhhhhh dont tell her or im gonne get grounded!"

Man he's terrible. It's such a mindfuck that he posts that garbage so widely.

I'm suprised none of you have left a comment!

Serious? I've left a few, as apparently other people have, too. He just deletes them.

"j0bey1 - Digging is not an excuse to play bad music!"

Hahaha

Damn, at least a third of the videos posted in this thread have been removed. At least I know I can always count on Xenivax for some quality lulz...

I asked my best friend whose been a barber now for 5-6 years, and i asked him "What do you say to yourself or think when you see a bad haircut or a barber botching up someones head?"

He replied "Nothing. Barbers are part of this unspoken fraternity, and we help build eachother up and help eachother when someones down, encouraging people who struggle and beginners."

I thought "Wow thats pretty badass. Positive atmosphere will yield positive results for everyone."

That being said, I try not to laugh or shoot down other DJs down. But please, someone tell me how dudes like this get $1000 gigs, and consider $500-700 gigs "budget DJs". I need to move to this guys city and make bank.

Oh, and I know our industry is different from the barbering business. But I can't deal with the ego's going on around me, and on youtube. Settle down. You're not a pro. A dude i met at guitar center around my age (25) is openening for Grandmaster Flash next month, yet he couldn't have been more humble than he was. And i told a complete stranger, I want to check him out whenever he's spinning so I can watch and learn and soak anything and everything he can give. I've been spinning since 95', and I'll be happy to show anyone whose interested what I know, but I feel theres always room for improvement for any DJ, and I'm not about to teach people on youtube or gloat about the cake im getting.

I agree exactly! While I enjoy talking shit every once and a while, it's always in fun. BUT.... when you have a huge ego and a pissy attitude to match...then you're going to get some shit talked on you for real!

We have all left comments on his videos and not even mean ones---but like sacrilicious said...he just deletes them. Would be funny if sooooo many aspiring dj's didnt look up to him so much.

In the end...what ya gonna do ya know?

Hey, if they're clueless enough to have him as a role model, at least they'll never be legit competition. Better than them actually seeing a DJ AM video :D

Skip to 0:54
Gave me a chuckle.
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these videos aint funny, they're f*ckin SCARY!!!! LOL

*boring thread*

lol

On the contrary! This has been very entertaining!

Left another comment, inspired by DJ_Gadabout who pointed out the very funniest part.

Jus gave a thumb up [no misquote]. =]

best comment on his video!


bourbonstmc (1 hour ago) Ssshh! Be berry berry queit, I'm hunting wabbitts...

hahaa. +1.

Man when I first started I had all these misconceptions about what / who was good...someone then showed me what they thought was good...then I found dmc vids...then I found what I think is good...

In simpler terms those who really want to truely call themselves a DJ will continue as we all have, to evolve and so will their understanding.

As far as their egos though...shit aren't most dj's you come across cocky or arrogant...not all but it's pretty much alot of the "mid level" guys I come across.

Ive got to agree here, by nature of what we do we have to be a bit arrogant. Think about it, how much arrogance does it take to be like hey i know enough about music that i am going to be the one in the center of a large gathering deciding what gets plaid and how. Im going to be the one who makes all these decessions, you may request if yod like but i know enough about what i do to deny your request if i dont think its good enough. Theres a fine line between arrogance and connfidence and we straddle it nightly...(no misquote)

God what a group of idiots!

some stupid quotes from the video that made me laugh....
"Today I lucked out, I have no homework"
"You know what a 45 is, right?"
"I cant make it Tuesday, I have a life, no just kidding"

Is it me or is that place/club they are mixing at empty?
At the beginning at the video hes bragging about a shirt someone gave him and how hes wearing it..i wonder if the same person bought him some silk stockings, would he also wear them?

And to conclude....someone is mixing...and hes using torq! and not surprising enough, he goes off beat....

I have no words to explain what the **** this guy is thinking??? He must be on some rare drugs lol
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This guy is hopeless...jump to 1:26 ,, 4:18 might give u a laugh ,, and 4:22 was soo random. shaperon i think. [you'll see wat im talking about.]


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Jump to 1:32. almost spilled my drink...
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misqoute at 3:29
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poor kid... LOL

Rrollergod-

capturing trainwrecks in empty rooms on video since 2008.

i thought big ron was gonna eat the fuckin table when they were at the restaraunt LOL
that mofo is bigger than that pizza LOL

what was the point of these videos? What was the point of "youtube DJs live?"
were they trying to do their own mini version of WMC?

Can't really answer those questions, but I can answer this one:

Q. Why do people post these here?

A. For us to laugh at.

^werd!

Im laughing ass off as i watch these at work - why are these fools mixing for other djs in a small ass conference room at the local holiday inn? And they are even wearing stupid name tags so that they know what each other names are! LOL - Do they seriously think they are at a DJ conference?

In their case...
WMC= Wholelotta Mediocre Crap ???

And if I eeevvvveerrrrrr catch another dj play In the Ayer at a dj convention????

Are you serious???

i just watched the beginning. That has to be one of the stupidest things I've seen. **Facepalm**

I was about to leave the same damn comment. Ok so let me sum up what I'm seeing here just so it makes sense to me.

1) A group of dj's off of youtube have rented out a small conference room at the Holiday Inn and are holding their own "dj summit" in it. With no other attendees than themselves.

2) RRollergod had to bring his dad..who he made wear a hat that said something like "I'm with the dj"

3) He took a video of himself waking up very tired in his hotel room. Reason was..."we were up talking to 1am last night...it was great!" (trying to make it seem like he was on tour--lol)

Did I get this right???

id say you hit it right on the head!

LMMFAO!!!

Look guys, on one hand, it warms my heart to see young Dj's out there doing something for the community (In this case, locking themselves AWAY from the community in a shitty little Motel 6 conference room), but honestly, who the FUCK are these guys and in what part of this god-forsaken country is this stuff going on???

PS: RANE, you may want to ask for your banner back, before it gets worse...

i was just about to make a comment about that banner - what guitar center did they steal this from?

Go get a Torq banner and let them have the honor of sponsoring you.

They had a Torq banner, but Big Ron ate it.

That's just the thing Strike It Up, they've got some real official shit in there! from the flatscreens to the dj rigs, lights, I mean there's SOMEbody backing them!

I picture some greasy old white guy who hooks them up with video cameras and custom banners in exchange for long showers

i want see more of big ron... hes my hero...
i love the way he beat matches

i bet if i offered free pizza he would come to my house too!

LOL!!!!
Long showers and very slippery soaps!

The name tags did it for me. I couldnt stop laughing, knowing they all invited one another.



+1

LOL

Thats the dude we've been flaming the whole time! Genius. It's incredible how awful he is, and then calls it DMC 2008!

Check out the comments!!

"rushentertainment (3 hours ago)

rgod you are a god on them tables"




wow

"god" must mean "tool"

Oh god no! There's gonna be another one!

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"some of the DJs on the east coast have a little trouble getting out to the midwest..."

Ofcourse they are going to have a little trouble if their parents dont want to sign their permission slips!

HAHAHAH- I swear I am sitting at work not doing a damn thing but watching his vids and watching this forum.

Life could be worse I guess

think about this....these kids are the future of DJs....when we decided to retire from the decks, these kids are going to be the next ones in line....

god helps us all!

I swear I'm down to head out to the next one (opps I mean go on tour)

I'm out in So Cal and I would be up for a road trip to the Holiday Inn out in gdfbfbkdbhkd Iowa ...or wherever--lol

There's no way those guys could hold down a club or a house party though. Geeky wedding DJs with delusions of grandeur and way too much of an affinity for putting themselves on YouTube.

Im not that far from Iowa - lets crash their event!

Don't knock the wedding DJs!

Apologies, but those guys (the ones in these videos, not all wedding DJs I guess) just come off as super cheese "me too" types.

Would you please stop calling these guys Dj's? It's giving me a complex...

^ i agree

God No. FAIL

So what do we call them?
please post your suggestions

posers?
wannabes?
kids?
disc jockeys?

I wonder how many calls the holiday inn they were at got about broken ice machines and dryers......yes hello front desk i think someone may have left their shoes in the dryer......does the train always come by this late at night

Are you a DJ? No, but I did trainwreck in an empty conference room at the Holiday Inn express last night.

lol good one!

LOL

hahaha

well.. we have our future canidates for the TOOL ACADEMY

Hahaha

Incorrect


Fuckin hilarious thread!!!!

J0be - listened to your set, nice man, very nice. Love the family guy intro too!

Hmmmm-- I get the feeling that in a few days...someone will be posting a nice gig log on the Holiday Inn of Racine trip advisor site.

Hmmmm.. perhaps it's already pending approval.

Where can I get the booking info for the musicians in the videos above?

LMFAO!!!
This is officially my new signiture in every forum that allows it!!!!
lol

a porno beat?????????????

Not sure how we missed this one. In this video he explains how his wonderwall video got posted in a forum that AM is in and that AM has seen his video.

1:03
Watchwww.youtube.com

All yours, bro. My blessings. :)

Sad stuff..

forget handout TCV's at namm, this hotel party is where its at boys and girls!!!

i got a headache from all thos lights...
anyone have any advil ?

hahaha he couldnt even win in serato pong that was sad.....that first mix they showed WOW i mean im not an advicate of waveforms but if ya got to use em use em, i was watchin the screen and could not hear the next track but i could wath the trainwreck happen on the waveforms WAY in advance, mabye thats why their there, he needs AM mode on (antitrainwreck mode hides waveforms so people watching wont know your about to fuck up)

"Im checking skype, I swear Im not cheating *eyes glued to the screen*"

hahahhahaha

Watchwww.youtube.com heres a good one....i like it when people are clapping along...nothing in that room is on beat

im obsessed with big ron.

No misquote needed.

Hah, thanks dude! Gotta love Family Guy.

Nothing. I mean NOTHING! Those are some of the most supportive people I've ever witnessed. Brings a tear to my eye. The UNITY

Herbert from Family Guy....

talent show?
where was the talent ?

I was tring to figure that out too....it LOOKS like a talent show but it didnt look like there were any other performers, it looked like he talked them into letting him play a student body meeting or a pep rally.....say what you want about his djing abilities (please do its funney) but this kid is a marketing dynamo!!!

This kid promotes so well he could get chris brown a gig at a battered womens shelter

its called "hidden talent" because we cant see it! LOL

haha...
this kid does put alot of videos out, he is determined, he needs to practice more and not worry bout all these videos.
practice and practice and practice

shit i practiced 8 hours a day for three months straight before i would show my shit in public.

kid needs to take the computer geek out of himself.... this artsy fartsy bullshit ain't working.... if that shit stepped in my booth... BOOM chris brown fist....!!!!

if you look through his vids he has random how to type vids for video games scattered in

i saw he posted a video of a sandwich fair?

i think he should star in a gay porn, maybe people might respect him then.

HAHAHAHAHA! Big Ron too! LOL

both of them thats some funny shit
big ron would ruin this kid.

squeal liek a pig bitch!

Big Ron says to rrollergod - "You got a pretty mouth there boy!"

Now get in ma belly!!!

LOL!!!!

big ron looks like he can use some friends....

Allow me to suggest jenny craig, Jarrod from Subway, Susan Powter....

What makes this thread so great for me is that I have a good friend who is a larger gentleman (no homo) who goes by big ron so i laugh extra hard on each comment on that name

Did anyone watch the day 3 vid, at the end that was a pretty sweet studio they were in. Nice record collection, though i wonder why he was takin those kids to the basement hahah....anyone know what a 45 is hmmmmm

im not no small guy - but like Gabriel Iglesias said, im not fat, im fluffy....but when u see big ron, all you can say is DAYYYYYM!

If any of those kids goes missing, we will know where to tell the cops to start looking...

do you realise the level of fame that kid would get if he went missin, hed be the next jon bene ramse (no idea how to spell that) or tupac. Hed be legendary, a rising star taken in his prime, hell id buy a posthumous rrollergod mixtape

LOL!

I wonder if there would be rumors started about him that even though he went missing, he was seen alive in cuba drinking it up with tupac and biggie!

Djrrollergod the superstar celebrity Dj of youtube fame who recently survived an assassination attempt had this to say...mo mashups mo problems man mo mashups mo problems

I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE. I'M GOING TO WATCH INFAMOUS AND DUMMY.

If you cant watch his vids anymore...then here, watch this!

Watchwww.youtube.com

AWWWWW SHIT-

looks like RRollergod posted a trip review on the Racine Holiday Inn website on Trip Advisor. First one down.

www.tripadvisor.com

Damn how do you find these things? LOL...that's some real detective work there.

Bezzle is that you?

"The desk staff also offered to send up warm milk each night during for my 9pm bedtime."

HAHA...this shit had me LMAO!

LMAO bedtime!!! nice work on the entry! you should have put "artsy fartsy" in it somewhere though...

Lol Strike it Up how on earth did you find this brare he's hilarious. Lol.

Best quote: the staff found us to be sooooo funny. I dont remember making any jokes during my visit but each time I started dj'ing they would laugh...so I guess I did something right.

Ouch!!!

Damn!!! I forgot about that one.

HAHAHA whoever wrote that is above awsome.....someone post a link to it on his youtube

I would...but I know he'll get his mom and dad involved. All I need is to get a call some night from RRollergod's dad telling me that I hurt his son's feelings and that he's upstairs crying or some shit--lol

But anyone else....be my guest and post that link on his page. :)

damn Youtube is blocked at work ill have to check later

A Millie, A Millie, A Millie...

wait you mean someone else played that song....i thought you guys said noone else in the world liked that song and i was the only one who played it?? Now im just confused that was my trademark...HAHAHA..you cant catch em you cant stop him

My girlfriend had it posted on her comments by a friend...

LOL - I cant stop laughing!!! Good stuff!

LOL

That was is fucking jokes, it's so awful to watch, and yet, one of his friends leaves him a really nice comment on youtube;


JesusIsMyHomeDogg_________________(1 week ago)

HAHA! great job mike!

this is gonna be one of those logs that I watch over and over again.


Oh I could too Mr 'JesusIsMyHomeDogg'....every time I want a good fucking laugh .

"djmaverick (1 week ago)
Looks like it went really good. You even threw in some reggae horns! LOL "

hahahahahaaa

There are over 300 posts in this thread alone dedicated to this schlub. I can no longer be a part of making him famous..

*stops tracking thread*

haha you were tracking this thread!? That's appreciation for the Schlub right there! I'm gona continue to enjoy ribbing him none stop.


Thankyouverymuch.

It's not all for that dude.

Ok guys some people are having issues with this thread and its gotten a little outta hand. Remember to follow the rules and be nice to others.

This thread is now locked.

Thanks :)