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US Census Bureau keeps harassing me

Crackpipe 7:54 PM - 18 January, 2012
Man these pesky little fuckers are annoying me. First they started leaving me notes saying they visited my pad and that they are coming back. I was home a couple of times they came by, but didn't answer the door.

Now they are calling me. Luckily they only have my google voice number which i turned off so I'm not too bothered by them.

Anyone else get harassed by these fucking bitches? What did you do?

They aren't getting any info from me let alone an acknowledgement. But a part of me wants to answer the door and do something fucking funny like have a porno playing loudly and answer the door with goo on my hands or have my place set up like a santanic ritual and have a recording of someone screaming in the background.
djpuma_gemini 8:10 PM - 18 January, 2012
Why not just tell them the info
Crackpipe 8:11 PM - 18 January, 2012
That would make too much sense.
Crackpipe 8:12 PM - 18 January, 2012
But seriously, I'm not giving anyone, especially strangers any personal information. It's none of their business.
djpuma_gemini 8:14 PM - 18 January, 2012
Usually it's just age/how many people live there and maybe salary. You give more than that for a job interview

I do like the porno idea.
Might do that for the "witnesses" that come to my door on Christmas. Maybe have some holy stuff playing
DJ Unique 8:35 PM - 18 January, 2012
If you that to the "witnesses" they'll keep coming back.
FunkyRob 8:55 PM - 18 January, 2012
It's actually important that the census is as accurate as possible.

Quit being so Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory.
DJ Dac 12:56 AM - 19 January, 2012
you know how much your costing the cost payers for making them come back out to find you? also as rob said, its important to be counted since pretty much all federal funding is allocated based off these numbers. so pretty much you cant complain when funding is cut to your area...
DJ Unique 1:05 AM - 19 January, 2012
Maybe Crackpipe wants to be invisible..... or maybe he just doesn't want his crack pipes counted.
DJPrice_inMD 4:19 AM - 19 January, 2012
And to think the form takes 90 seconds to fill out and asks for next to no personal info.
dj_soo 7:43 AM - 19 January, 2012
in canada, you are required to supply census information by law.
DJMark 9:23 AM - 19 January, 2012
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in canada, you are required to supply census information by law.


I'm pretty sure the law is the same in the United States.

Actually getting all evasive about the census seems like an excellent way to attract "unwanted" attention.
Free Man 1:18 AM - 21 January, 2012
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in canada, you are required to supply census information by law.


I'm pretty sure the law is the same in the United States.

Actually getting all evasive about the census seems like an excellent way to attract "unwanted" attention.


Good point... i'd lol to find out that they start walking around peeking through windows to try to count people.

How do they get in gated communities to ask people?
Crackpipe 8:18 AM - 21 January, 2012
hop the fence
Jesus Christ 2:19 AM - 24 January, 2012
In Communist Russia, the census survey takes you!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 2:47 AM - 24 January, 2012
It's important for all Crackheads to be counted too...
Crackpipe 7:55 PM - 24 January, 2012
Thankfully, they have stopped coming to my apt, every day and stopped calling me 2 times a day after 8 days.
Audio1 8:58 PM - 24 January, 2012
Most crackheads think the US Census Bureau are Narcs. They are in many ways. They just wanna see if you dont have 20 vietnamese folks living in your pad, Thats all.
Free Man 8:43 PM - 30 January, 2012
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Most mexicans think the US Census Bureau are undercover I.C.E. agents. They just wanna see if you have 20 family members living in your pad, Thats all.
DJ Michael Basic 1:21 AM - 31 January, 2012
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But seriously, I'm not giving anyone, especially strangers any personal information. It's none of their business.


Hopefully you don't drive on any public roads, go to public hospitals, haven't been educated or plan on educating your kids in public schools...or in any other way participate in the community you live in if it's "none of their business."

The census is important in many ways. If the government wants invasive info about you, they'll get it...evading the census won't keep that from happening...it'll just make sure that your community gets less government subsidies than it should, among other things.
Jesus Christ 1:29 AM - 31 January, 2012
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But seriously, I'm not giving anyone, especially strangers any personal information. It's none of their business.


Hopefully you don't drive on any public roads, go to public hospitals, haven't been educated or plan on educating your kids in public schools...or in any other way participate in the community you live in if it's "none of their business."

The census is important in many ways. If the government wants invasive info about you, they'll get it...evading the census won't keep that from happening...it'll just make sure that your community gets less government subsidies than it should, among other things.

^THIS!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 1:30 AM - 31 January, 2012
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But seriously, I'm not giving anyone, especially strangers any personal information. It's none of their business.


Hopefully you don't drive on any public roads, go to public hospitals, haven't been educated or plan on educating your kids in public schools...or in any other way participate in the community you live in if it's "none of their business."

The census is important in many ways. If the government wants invasive info about you, they'll get it...evading the census won't keep that from happening...it'll just make sure that your community gets less government subsidies than it should, among other things.

^THIS!


It's too late for dude. That lil' "Report" button on the forum goes straight to the FEDS...

They got his number now...
robo456 1:33 PM - 2 February, 2012
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And to think the form takes 90 seconds to fill out and asks for next to no personal info.


To people that say this... they haven't seen the ACS form. I'm not wearing a "tinfoil" hat or anything, but it's WAY more than just "how many people live here".

Honestly, there's NO reason to fill out any of this form for some 3rd party company. The IRS already has ALL of this information (including SS #'s and salaries)
Crackpipe 7:54 PM - 2 February, 2012
Exactly why I didn't want to give information, my friends in the neighborhood told me they started asking all these personal questions and after awhile they just started making shit up just to get them to leave.

NONE OF ANYONE"S FUCKING BUSINESS
Free Man 4:25 PM - 3 February, 2012
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Exactly why I didn't want to give information, my friends in the neighborhood told me they started asking all these personal questions and after awhile they just started making shit up just to get them to leave.

NONE OF ANYONE"S FUCKING BUSINESS


I hear that... i'm comfortable giving general info... but some stuff is none of their business...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 12:30 AM - 4 February, 2012
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Exactly why I didn't want to give information, my friends in the neighborhood told me they started asking all these personal questions and after awhile they just started making shit up just to get them to leave.

NONE OF ANYONE"S FUCKING BUSINESS


I hear that... i'm comfortable giving general info... but some stuff is none of their business...


Ummm.....HELLO! They ALREADY HAVE your data, and are just CONFIRMING it...

Sure, bring MORE attention to yourselves by trying to evade "Da Man"...

Don't believe me? Ask Google...
IamDBCOOPER 10:13 PM - 30 October, 2017
I have told them to take me off the list,said I would hire a lawyer,and lastly sick the pitt bulls on them and am told they will keep coming back.2 differeny women showed up 3 times and after the last time I said"your fucking pissing me off" and she said she would be back.what the hell is this harassment about? It is making me eat Xanax like candy!