Hilarious! LOL!

Dude, you need to get you some ass. Go grind up something. Anything.

I try to only go to clubs where I know the dj is good. Alil off subject, but I went to see biz markie once and it just shy of completely awful.

+1000

LOL!!!!!! to grinding.. its my going away party and my gf is here or id be on some ass like sixxx on a bad thread its just lame here in seattle after spending the week in nyc

Fuck it. Grab your girl and her friend and sandwich yourself in between that shit like you're a piece of meat.

I used to have this problem but lately when I go out I just go out to party like crazy and have fun. If the DJ sucks whatever I'm drunk and with girls. If the DJ is good then that's just even better. Either way I've learned to go out and just have fun. It's nice.

I can handle any dj but the one tonight train wrecked so bad I had to post.... that's about it... I just kept thinking of how I should go up there and take over

I can handle any dj but the one tonight train wrecked so bad I had to post.... that's about it... I just kept thinking of how I should go up there and take over

Honestly I hate when I go to the club and the DJ is dope. It depresses me cause I like to go to the club and brag to other people how much better than the DJ i am. lol

and get a swift kik in yer ass..and a beat down from him & his boys if ya even tried that. dude might suck at mixing but dosn't mean he cat kick someone's ass.

I love how everyone gets so serious on this forum

that wasn't suppose to be serious. just a funny insite of what could actually happen.

lol

Only time I can chill is when the DJ is good. Like most who've posted on this thread, I can't stop critiquing otherwise. Even if their mixing is tight, if it's 100% Funkymix, it'll bug me.

If it's 100% funkymix IT BETTER BE TIGHT! lol

Here's my 1st YDJSB:

You DJ so bad, you trainwreck Funkymixes!

i can handle listening or dancing to most DJS but the ones that bug me when they go into a hour long set of like a certain genre i like a little change up unless its a club that just plays EDM i will be fine.

And just like djing practice makes peferct, stick to telling those in your bedroom till you step your game up:p

lol

this is why i only go see good djs.

what are funkymixes? I havent ever heard of em?

mixes of the tracks usually with a 32 beat intro/outro and some wack scratches through out

the 32 beat intro/outro's are a good idea if that's all they were....it's the whack stratching n other crap they put in the songs that f's them up.

You DJ so bad, you need intro's/outro's to mix... AN INSTRUMENTAL WITH ANOTHER INSTRUMENTAL.



Hahahahahaha!



I made myself giggle. Lol

this thread....wow

i agree with ODV

Check out some Funkymix tracks:

www.ultimix.com