Welcome aBOARD.

its the cat's meow??

ahhhhh what? hahahaha

whats meow?

thanks im new

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[The man gives him his license.]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Driver: [laughing] Sorry.

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

Driver: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[Foster stares at him.]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?

Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow?

Driver: I thought...

Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[The man laughs.]

Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?

Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]

Foster: You stop laughing right meow!

Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.

Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?

[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]

Foster: Meow!

The cat's meow is the bee's knees.

Welcome,

Have fun.

-Kenny Q

welcome to a forum with a lot of cooperative, friendly, manic, nice, crazy, polite, versed and freaked users!

I will find out whos who ;O)

support in here is the best I have ever seen!

have a seat and heres your drink! relax! enjoy your stay ...

HAHAHAHAHA... CMOS. Damn, that had me goin for a while.

thats the cats pajamas, meow. CHICKEN FUCKER

dont make it to easy for him to find out who is who... *lol*

I never understood cats pajamas... my buddy says it alot "Oh, aren't YOU just the cat's pajamas!"

It just doesnt make sense to me...

welcome man. lots of info to be gotten here. lots of people, most cool also.

Welcome, just make sure you read the owner's manual ;)

CMOS - that shit is classic!!

the one online

and download the latest version

welcome noob - this is a genuine sausage fest up in here, you wanna gain points, you post some hot chics to us and PM naked dude pics to sixxx.

lol, just spit my coke all over my monitor at work!

I told you already. Get your own e-mail address. I'm tired of having to print them and slow mailing them to you as you requested. :P

jpi... welcome aboard. Hope to see you active on these forums. It really is a fun place to hang out. Even though there aren't that many girls around. For sixxx, however, it's like a buffet.

Yeah. I get all the girlies. Oh wait, that's not what you meant but it sure read that way. :P I b popular with the girlies. lol

maybe these types...
sloth.geek.nz

hahahaha KaGeN


Funny thing is you didn't have to search for that at all did you.

:P

I found it on your site and theirs.

wait wait wait....I thought that pic was The halloween costume sixxx wore last year....at least that's what KaGeN told me

:)

XSV... was that this morning before he kissed you and said bye to you? lol

yeah exactly....you were there you remember

Yeah. Taking pictures like you guys asked me to... you know, for your scrap book. lol

Yeah... here's a picture of sixxx taking the picture:

onfinite.com

Hey Tony lay off the yayo and get back to looking for sexual predators online.

A buffet at the cockplantation, or the cock's choice for the bay area folks.

lol DJOJ...

I have a feeling this thread may get locked too. lol

Yeah welcome new guy. Damn it feels like I am in the Navy again. A bunch of dudes cracking jokes all day.

You were in the Navy? How old are you djpuma_gemini_paylessshoes?

why is it every noob thread gets locked with everyone just introducing themselves???

Are we really that bad???

Nothing wrong with cracking jokes. I wasn't being mean to sixxx. If he can't take the joke, he will tell me. (and stop taking pictures like that)

Nothin' but love homies. <3

Too old to be djing. Nah How Old is Old?

I graduated in the 90's and joined the Navy when I was 22. I got out in 2005.

Just come out and say it... :)

and btw, I don't care guys. I can crack jokes all day. So, don't trip fellas. Just pointing out that it might get locked. lol

29

I thought you were waaaaay younger. Don't ask me why. lol

What's ur age si(triple X)

I know its my boyish looks.
Probably because I crack jokes and ask a bunch of noob questions like most of these teeny boppers. (no offense)

That could be it. I'm 33 going on 34 in September acting like a 6 year old. :P

Damn I started late for djing, most of these guys started in their teens. I thought most would quit by 30. I hope I am not too late. I won't be getting gigs until I am in a wheelchair.

Nah man. It's never too late AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. DJing keeps me young and on my toes.

Yeah before I peeped the website I thought you were like 25 or some shit, now I see you need to take naps during the day just like me.

Naps, underrated

LOL

I take naps too. Right after drinking my Ensure.

Yo DJOJ how old r u. Im guessing like 35

No respect if I am way off

^disrespect, damn we need an edit button.

LOL... thanks for the "no respect"

ahahahaha... You're off by 5 years. I'm 40. Bless your heart.

When did you start, like what age.

We should have a jammy jam for old folks. We would all complain that the music is too loud though.

Probably just the opposite. Bring in the med studends for a case study in hearing loss. I get yelled at by SWMBO every night while practicing to turn it down.

swmbo - stupid white mac book osx
swmbo - ?

Ahh I think I know
www.auditmypc.com
the gate keeper

LOL... I started in 1983. I was 15 when I bought my first TT's (Akai belt drives with home-cut ironed-felt slipmats) and a Realistic 2-channel mixer with 9v battery.

Damn I was 5 years old. I hope I can get this shit down within a few and have fun with it...outside of my bedroom.

it took almost 3 years for me to save enough scratch to get my 1200's, a GLI PMX9000 mixer, and my dad bought me a soundcraftsman amp and some Peavy speakers. I wanted Cervin Vegas sooooo bad.

jPrime, we hope you share the same love most of us have with the are of DJ'ing.

You DJ so bad, you wanted to speed the process of DJing outside of the bedroom... so you moved your set up to the living room. lol

you DJ so bad that your audience of transformers and dolls can't even stand to watch anymore

if you have seen Transformers you will know what i'm talking about.

You DJ so bad, your equpt is waiting for a day that it can come alive and destroy you

(remember the scene where the phone comes alive)

You DJ so bad, your 'You DJ So Bad' posts start showing up in other threads...

^^I bought red and gold for names day three weeks ago :)