i want my sexy back

He'd be huger. Nicole's a liability. Just ask Paris.

LOL!!!

oh no, what's going on here.

The real question is, "WHO IS DJ KAGEN?". =]

God I'm so sick of all the DJ Kagen threads, but that being said I will still offer my opinion.

I really don't think so. He's totally jocking her fame. He'd def. be a nobody without her. I mean, the boy's got skills, but so do lots of DJs you know?





j/k.....this thread is hilarious.

Why does everyone on the forum sweat KaGeN? LOL!

He is this guy on the rise. He gets 1k a night

Did you guys see him on Entourage?

yea...he is the guy who sold the shoes ...and is having Am dj his sisters birthday party

KaGeN sucks balls.

yea fer real.....everyone is always trippin off Kagen....leave the guy alone.....hez got skillz to pay the billz.....im tierd of everyone askin "do you think he would be where hes at with out being engaged to richie"

Is this supposed to be sarcastic and funny?..................I don't find any of this amusing.

who?

NUH,.........what?

He's got no talent. The guy is tone deaf and people act like he's a god. I saw him mix the weekend before last at an after party and man his mixing was OFF!! It was like he was on drugs or something. Unacceptable for the amount of money he was getting paid IMO. The worst part was when he played "Snow - Informer" and starting screaming on the mic "get your hands in the air, get your hands up in the air!". I was embarrassed for him.

ouch.

well ..thts how djing scene works mate...shit djs they get loads and loads and loads of gigs and good ones...they struggle!! or end up with loads of gigs in a shitty place...

well i hvnt heard dj am in action or any of his mixes..so no comments on tht...and kagen is done nutin to me..so i got no probs with him...

kagen jus ignore them haterz!

I heard DJ Kagen uses relative mode.

For real.

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You guys know that Kagen is a member on this board and stops by time to time, right? He's come on here several times to defend himself, even though he shouldn't have to. The man's real humble and deserves what he's got. Damn, he helps raise the fees DJ's can charge, so why hate?

This is Kagen's reaction at his crashed laptop:
i77.photobucket.com

This is Kagen's reaction if someone is nosy about his personal life:
Replace the laptop with the offender's head

Morale of the story:
Don't hate. Just DJ and mind your own crate.

LOL

Are you serious? He posts here?



Wow, I guess it's true...

[in best "hating on DJ AM until he posts in the thread, complete 180 to kiss his ass" voice]

In that case, KaGeN is the awesomest DJ in the world . Big up and mad respect. Keep doing your thing, and holdin it down, and all that other stuff...

[/in best "hating on DJ AM until he posts in the thread, complete 180 to kiss his ass" voice]

j/k

crashed laptop... now that's funny.

as you were.

I heard DJ Kagen's Macbook got a virus.

I'm going to see DJ Kagen spin this summer at the SOCAL Jammy Jam!!! ...but I hear a bunch of dudes just stand around the booth watching him.

I heard DJ Kagen used to weight over 300 lbs and lost alot of it by smoking crack, and that he almost commited suicide but discovered a new genre of music called hip-hop and it saved him.

and I quit smoking cold turkey.... but damn those cookies are a bitch to quit.

Here is a pict of DJ Kagen and Nicole Richie Hanging out in the DJ Booth that he was spinning at.

whoops here is that link www.weirdspot.com

as you can see nicole is seen acting like the classy girl she always does when she is at a club.... and Kagen if reading the crowd

Damm.. that is funny!

Good lookin for finding that pic. You should send it to TMZ.com or some tabloid. It will make DJ Kagen a bonafide superstar status.

I sure would like to know how the hell someone jumped up by the decks and took that pic without me noticing...

Ninja DJ skills baby!!!!!!

how do you spell crushed velvet

spelled like this

i26.photobucket.com

i checked kagen out @ caramel sundae's this past weekend, can you believe he actually dropped a mash of SWV's "weak" x Fu Schnickens "La Schmoove" it was sick

When are you coming to our town DJ Kagen ?

Sorry about the crash, thanks i'm new.

I'm going about this in reverse. Traveling the world, wearing sunglasses, rolling in limos and getting fed grapes from the hottest bitches that planet earth can afford just isn't my style. Don't get me wrong that's hella nice, but everyone else is already living that red carpet dream.

If you have time to break away from your busy schedule, feel free to hit me up, stop on by my crib - we'll just kick it. No need to get all dressy, put on extra deodorant anticipating extra packed sweaty nutz 2 butts clubs with hookers and whores. I'm talking about, backyard chillin' and coolin' out. What could possibly be better than jammin poolside - pouring right off the tap in to a frosty tall mug, right to the brim, not even diggin in the pocket for dolla bills to be wasted on tipping bartenders. I keep it simple.

So the real question is, when you stopping by?

whenever you cali bishes decide when the ^@##$$!$@@#!# jammy jam is. ;-)

Inhale - Exhale, good once more, Inhaaaaaale ----- Exhaaaaaale

you feeling better?

-1 point

Frosty mug = bad
(ask your local beer snob why...)

:-)

fine a pint glass for you then. can you please be the beer snob and pass along the hang up? All I know is in the nice Cali sun - a cold mug keeps my beer colder longer, while floating around in the pool.

If you need the cold mug to keep your beer cool, then you are drinking too slow, my friend!

I am actually quite jealous of the monsterous Cali posse here, as I think there are only maybe a handful of people in my area using SSL, and having an SSL Jam would be a pretty small event, as I would probably be the only one to show up...

Lucky rascals.

I then appoint you as my "beer bitch" - keep cooling it down with freshness off the tap. For when the floaty is mid pool - the beer fridge is too seeming to far away and add a bit of lazy ass to the equation and the glass is nearing empty... There are times when you need to chill and float, as many of you know, killing beers is not an issue of mine, but pacing ones self while directly basking is Cali rays and trying to keep the beer cold is a whole different game.

Your wisdom has humbled me.

I could switch to this mode of operation... Go for bottle or can and take the loss of yummy tapped beer.

www.americasbestbbq.com

Maybe a poll is in order.

I heard DJ Kagen prefers his turntables disco style

doubly so on Friday & Saturdays..

You guys make me want to move to cali

I heard his girl likes it reverse disco style.

ROFL!

Lol... Video please.

I don't keep up with pop culture, it sickens me the type of people that get famous for no reason (not a shot at Kagen).

That said, I honestly have never heard of you man. I can't judge the work of a DJ who I've never heard of. And since I don't keep up with pop culture for the afore-mentioned reasons, I didn't even know you were with Nicole Richie. Until seeing this thread, I just thought of you as another DJ on the Scatch Live forums.

Whether or not you would've been famous without her... who knows? And who cares? The cards fell as they are and nothing's going to change that. Enjoy it, regardless of reason. K-Fed obviously did... lol

The haters are just jealous that they didn't get a similar break (or because they aren't fucking a blonde celebrity). =p

these are some haten muther fu#@ers.... anybody who's in the game has gota know, that its who u know!!!!!!!! and if knockin of nicloe richie or knowing her is what got him in the door , then thats fuc*&g GREAT!!!!!! I dont know anyone famos, but ive goten countless gigs because of who i knew, dont get me wrong my talent was noticed my other djs ect... he wouldnt stay where he's at, if didnt have some skill, and if he truly sucks then it wont last....... im all about hard work and earnin your own identity and respect but who u know is this business is important and it cant be denied!!!!!!!!!

funny thing is.... some of these peeps posting dont realy know what this thread is about... lol

see both post above mine!!!

get over with it alrdy mam

man*

this makes it even better.......lets run with it like only the scratchlive board can!

for those that have rushed to my aid and defense, thank you.

I need one of those. Cooler-float FTW!!!

In NC, the laws changed about a year ago in regards to high-gravity beers, so now the grocery store aisles are filled with delicious bottled treats. The cooler float would give you a smorgasboard of goodies while you are floating in the pool...

:thumbs-up:

KaGen...just watch out for other things "floating" in the pool! LOL! You know every time we throw a crazy party here in Cali some dumb ass drunk has to let the turtle out of the shell. I'm a pretty big boy so if you want I'll Bounce for you...just don't call me your "bouncing bitch"! Fire up the BBQ! :)

out of all the parties I've had over the years - there was only one time that I had to get up in some little dweebs grill and tell him that it was time to go... the girl he was hittin on was F'n retarded wasted, she somehow thought sticking her had in my fish tank was a grand idea, stopping my live vinyl cutting the music & spilling drinks repeatedly. The clincher was when the line to the bathroom was starting to get abnormally long - my chic quickly clued in that they both were in there... She was HELLA PISSED and I had to agree that it was time to send them packin.... I bounced them both, and was very glad to see them both go.

So are you gonna bounce sixxx when he's "using" your bathroom lol.

the trick is not to let people figure out you're doing the nasty. if mr minute man can rifle on off and slip 2 people out of the bathroom undetected, tis all good. Mad hours in to a heavy booze fest and a line starts forming cuz you got mad liqueur dick, well that's a different story and I'll most likely end up holding my chic back from knockin ya block off.

ha ha.

thatt still depends on what county you live in in NC.... where im at you still cant find it on too many shelves... damn hickvill!!!!

Come down and visit Charlotte. I live walking distance to a Harris Teeter with a monster beer selection.

Every page has a post about DJ KaGeN ...jesus christ, you are supposed to be dj's - STOP BEING GROUPIES. Don't try to copy others, be original yourself and stop following 1 dj. Look, I am not hating on KaGeN but I am tired of seeing you all talk about him like he's the only dj worth talking about.

I heard Kagen got beef with Timbo and Justin.

this thread is hillarious

Guys, stop posting in this thread...all you're doing is bumping it to the top. Can we just let it die already?

GEEZE!

Only an idiot would post in this thread and bump it to the top again.

bumpity bump!

We are not gonna stop until it becomes a sticky.

was it b2k who had that song called.........bump bump bump, that song sucked big *bumps*

you know this!

Im in uk & its dead here!

that depends on where you are at... that song was BIG around here

it wasbig here to, i was just hating!!! h8 h8 h8!

****was big****

For realz .........

Who has the latest tracklisting of DJ kagen at Wembley Stadium ?
And where's Nicole ?

Bizzzump!

oooh god im so sick of this KaGen guy. oh so what if he finger banged richi in her browneye or if he makes over 100k for some gigs


did u guys know he use to suck dick for coke and gigs at metropark?

lol! back from the dead...

I heard Kagen actually uses traktor with serato skin and a gemini mixer

is kagen still sucking dick for coke?
i hadnt heard from him in awhile

where is KaGeN I aint heard from him on here in a while now?

Ha ha ha at the dirk diggler esque dick for coke jibes!!!!!!

not everything you read in your momma's National Enquirer is true, I didn't do it for the coke... gosh.

this thread started in april of 2007, where have I been!?!?!?!?!

I heard he was screaming: "I'll suck your dick for a cheeseburger(Don't be a menace)" on the corner of Crenshaw and Slauson in cracktown......

(not) so funny thing of it all, that's were I met static, we used to bunk together in a dryer box behind a 7-11. There is more to the story, but we agreed that it wasn't supposed to spoken past the cardboard. Way to go crackhead - all bets are off now.

hahahahaha! U and Sixxx fuckin crack me up, it's gonna be SSL Comedy Jammy Jam when us three meet! Man u better come through to the norcal meets socal jam (when and where ever this will happen)

Please add a (no threesome homo) disclaimer next time J_Static. Thanks. lol

(no threesome homo)

where is kagen

not seen him on here in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!

& sixxx's thread reminded me of this one


where u @ Dude

he was postin alot earlier this week

Word on the street is, he's married his window cleaner, Pedro.

^^^^ haha nice one jobe

i still no here.

the wanderer returns

KAGEN?