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Things you should never say to a DJ!!

djassad 5:24 AM - 22 April, 2007
Hey DJs..
Got sent these and thgt I would share them with you guys, they are funny and I am sure most of you get these all the time.. Some of my DJ friends and I have added a few more, Please feel free to add more to the list !!... enjoy..

(P.S Sorry for the capitals that's how they were send to me)

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING NEXT?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY "**********", ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY
14. I'M A DJ TOO, CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16. I'm the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song...'
17. Can you please play it again..
Dj Metro 10:18 AM - 22 April, 2007
pay you tomorrow
sixxx 6:06 PM - 22 April, 2007
There's a thread like this already. Lots of good stuff on it. Use the search function.
Mr. Goodkat 6:21 PM - 22 April, 2007
heres my biggest pet peeve

"This music sux"
"What do you wanna hear?"
"I don't know"
sweetL 11:22 AM - 23 April, 2007
"hey, is that sir-ay-toe?"
dubl 12:07 PM - 23 April, 2007
people shouldn't talk to djs if there really djs?????
Nicky Blunt 12:48 PM - 23 April, 2007
Quote:
people shouldn't talk to djs if there really djs?????


Unless they have something usefull to say!
I dont wanna come off as aloof! Im happy to talk to the customers as long as they are saying something with a point or perpouse! Rather thanm just rambling on with drunk talk!
De LA 3:53 PM - 23 April, 2007
if another dj comes up to me and has something to say thats not positive or is just plain stupid...I tell them its probably that advice/or type of comment that makes you a spectator on the weekends and not the dj.
grrillatactics 3:55 PM - 23 April, 2007
I think I've heard this somewhere before...

Oh, wait, here it is:

www.scratchlive.net
JayB1200 11:50 PM - 23 April, 2007
i gave out FREE mixtapes last week and a guy comes up to me this week and hes like, "that cd was okay, but you need to put more hot songs on it"...
Hilton Soiree 1:02 AM - 24 April, 2007
i've talked to dj's after they've spun before. mostly because i was too drunk to get my car from the valet, so i was looking to stall.

the conversation was pretty cool. the guy was carrying crates of vinyl, so i asked him why he didn't use ssl, and he said it was because he likes to physically feel the music he plays.

i was trying to leave at this point, but he kept going on and on, and how it's not vinyl that makes you a real dj, and that using ssl doesn't mean you've sold out, or something similar. i don't really remember most of the conversation, or really much of that night.