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Jesus Christ 6:23 AM - 14 July, 2009
papsworth 12:22 PM - 14 July, 2009
I'll raise you a:

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DJ Schematic 3:01 PM - 14 July, 2009
haha ^^

dude, you have to put up a warning for those. like NSFW.
FunkyRob 7:09 PM - 14 July, 2009
Holy Hell,

What's wrong with these people? I got tears in my eyes laughing at these pics.

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Oh, NSFW!
FunkyRob 7:21 PM - 14 July, 2009
DJ Related

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How hard is it to properly spell a company when it is so largely written on each piece of gear?
Caramac 7:28 PM - 14 July, 2009
What's CD mean?
Jesus Christ 7:32 PM - 14 July, 2009
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What's CD mean?

CD = Caramac Duplicate
Caramac 7:39 PM - 14 July, 2009
lol Arsehole
FunkyRob 7:45 PM - 14 July, 2009
"Cross Dresser"
Caramac 7:47 PM - 14 July, 2009
arrrrrr. Seen.
papsworth 8:35 PM - 14 July, 2009
Quote:
Holy Hell,

What's wrong with these people? I got tears in my eyes laughing at these pics.

sfbay.craigslist.org

Oh, NSFW!


good!
papsworth 8:36 PM - 14 July, 2009
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DJ Related

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How hard is it to properly spell a company when it is so largely written on each piece of gear?


bad!
tehBEN 11:58 PM - 14 July, 2009
lol
DJ d.range 12:19 AM - 15 July, 2009
Quote:
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What's CD mean?

CD = Caramac Duplicate


lol
Logisticalstyles 3:43 PM - 15 July, 2009
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haha ^^

dude, you have to put up a warning for those. like NSFW.


for real.
Jesus Christ 1:01 AM - 15 August, 2009
djpuma_gemini 6:37 PM - 15 August, 2009
she's got training
DJ d.range 8:42 PM - 30 September, 2009
newyork.craigslist.org

HOLY COW
WEDDINGS FOR $250
NOW THAT'S A DEAL......MY FUCKING HEADPHONES COST MORE THAN $250
YOU OVERNIGHT SENSATION.....YOU BUY A COMPUTER....GEMINI SPEAKERS.....AND AN IPOD MIXER
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DJ........
WHAT YOU ARE IS A DESPERATE BUM THAT HAS TOTALLY KILLED THE GOING RATE FOR A DJ
NOW THESE CRAIGSLIST PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY WILL GET QUALITY FOR $250
GOING RATE IS $500 4-5 HOURS NEGOTIABLE
IF YOU HAD PURCHASED REAL EQUIPMENT....AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE VINYL ERA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT $250 DOESN'T COVER SHIT....
AND LIGHTING ON TOP OF THAT..........YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.......
THE PEOPLE ON HEAR ACTUALLY THINK WE WILL DJ FOR FREE BECAUSE OF FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU
I AM GLAD I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT ME AND RUN MY DJ BUSINESS AS SIDE MONEY...
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO PUT THERE ALL INTO THERE DJ BUSINESS AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN SUPPORT THEIR FAMILY..........
YOU SHOULD BE HUNG FROM YOUR TESTICLES YOU FUCKING CANAL STREET EQUIPMENT BUYING OVERNIGHT SENSATION PRESS PLAY FUCKING SCUM BAG.......
STOP POSTING IN THE GIG SECTION YOU FUCKING LOSER
THIS IS THE AREA WERE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR DJ'S
BECAUSE OF PRESS PLAY DJ'S LIKE YOUR SELF NOBODY WANTS TOO PAY US WHAT WE SHOULD BE EARNING
ALL MY TRUE DJ'S THAT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO SPEND OVER $10,000 IN EQUIPMENT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK CARRYING 45 POUND 1200'S AND 160 POUND POWERED SUB WOOFERS AND AND REAL LIGHTING TRUSS WITH REAL LASERS AND LIGHTS
FUCKING STAND UP
tehBEN 8:46 PM - 30 September, 2009
Fail.
DJ Bouj 5:30 AM - 1 October, 2009
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newyork.craigslist.org

HOLY COW
WEDDINGS FOR $250
NOW THAT'S A DEAL......MY FUCKING HEADPHONES COST MORE THAN $250
YOU OVERNIGHT SENSATION.....YOU BUY A COMPUTER....GEMINI SPEAKERS.....AND AN IPOD MIXER
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DJ........
WHAT YOU ARE IS A DESPERATE BUM THAT HAS TOTALLY KILLED THE GOING RATE FOR A DJ
NOW THESE CRAIGSLIST PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY WILL GET QUALITY FOR $250
GOING RATE IS $500 4-5 HOURS NEGOTIABLE
IF YOU HAD PURCHASED REAL EQUIPMENT....AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE VINYL ERA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT $250 DOESN'T COVER SHIT....
AND LIGHTING ON TOP OF THAT..........YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.......
THE PEOPLE ON HEAR ACTUALLY THINK WE WILL DJ FOR FREE BECAUSE OF FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU
I AM GLAD I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT ME AND RUN MY DJ BUSINESS AS SIDE MONEY...
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO PUT THERE ALL INTO THERE DJ BUSINESS AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN SUPPORT THEIR FAMILY..........
YOU SHOULD BE HUNG FROM YOUR TESTICLES YOU FUCKING CANAL STREET EQUIPMENT BUYING OVERNIGHT SENSATION PRESS PLAY FUCKING SCUM BAG.......
STOP POSTING IN THE GIG SECTION YOU FUCKING LOSER
THIS IS THE AREA WERE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR DJ'S
BECAUSE OF PRESS PLAY DJ'S LIKE YOUR SELF NOBODY WANTS TOO PAY US WHAT WE SHOULD BE EARNING
ALL MY TRUE DJ'S THAT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO SPEND OVER $10,000 IN EQUIPMENT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK CARRYING 45 POUND 1200'S AND 160 POUND POWERED SUB WOOFERS AND AND REAL LIGHTING TRUSS WITH REAL LASERS AND LIGHTS
FUCKING STAND UP

Win!
Caramac 8:27 AM - 1 October, 2009
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newyork.craigslist.org

HOLY COW
WEDDINGS FOR $250
NOW THAT'S A DEAL......MY FUCKING HEADPHONES COST MORE THAN $250
YOU OVERNIGHT SENSATION.....YOU BUY A COMPUTER....GEMINI SPEAKERS.....AND AN IPOD MIXER
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DJ........
WHAT YOU ARE IS A DESPERATE BUM THAT HAS TOTALLY KILLED THE GOING RATE FOR A DJ
NOW THESE CRAIGSLIST PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY WILL GET QUALITY FOR $250
GOING RATE IS $500 4-5 HOURS NEGOTIABLE
IF YOU HAD PURCHASED REAL EQUIPMENT....AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE VINYL ERA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT $250 DOESN'T COVER SHIT....
AND LIGHTING ON TOP OF THAT..........YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.......
THE PEOPLE ON HEAR ACTUALLY THINK WE WILL DJ FOR FREE BECAUSE OF FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU
I AM GLAD I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT ME AND RUN MY DJ BUSINESS AS SIDE MONEY...
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO PUT THERE ALL INTO THERE DJ BUSINESS AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN SUPPORT THEIR FAMILY..........
YOU SHOULD BE HUNG FROM YOUR TESTICLES YOU FUCKING CANAL STREET EQUIPMENT BUYING OVERNIGHT SENSATION PRESS PLAY FUCKING SCUM BAG.......
STOP POSTING IN THE GIG SECTION YOU FUCKING LOSER
THIS IS THE AREA WERE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR DJ'S
BECAUSE OF PRESS PLAY DJ'S LIKE YOUR SELF NOBODY WANTS TOO PAY US WHAT WE SHOULD BE EARNING
ALL MY TRUE DJ'S THAT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO SPEND OVER $10,000 IN EQUIPMENT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK CARRYING 45 POUND 1200'S AND 160 POUND POWERED SUB WOOFERS AND AND REAL LIGHTING TRUSS WITH REAL LASERS AND LIGHTS
FUCKING STAND UP


DJ Premier is that you?
DJ Schematic 2:08 PM - 1 October, 2009
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org

HOLY COW
WEDDINGS FOR $250
NOW THAT'S A DEAL......MY FUCKING HEADPHONES COST MORE THAN $250
YOU OVERNIGHT SENSATION.....YOU BUY A COMPUTER....GEMINI SPEAKERS.....AND AN IPOD MIXER
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DJ........
WHAT YOU ARE IS A DESPERATE BUM THAT HAS TOTALLY KILLED THE GOING RATE FOR A DJ
NOW THESE CRAIGSLIST PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY WILL GET QUALITY FOR $250
GOING RATE IS $500 4-5 HOURS NEGOTIABLE
IF YOU HAD PURCHASED REAL EQUIPMENT....AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE VINYL ERA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT $250 DOESN'T COVER SHIT....
AND LIGHTING ON TOP OF THAT..........YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.......
THE PEOPLE ON HEAR ACTUALLY THINK WE WILL DJ FOR FREE BECAUSE OF FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU
I AM GLAD I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT ME AND RUN MY DJ BUSINESS AS SIDE MONEY...
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO PUT THERE ALL INTO THERE DJ BUSINESS AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN SUPPORT THEIR FAMILY..........
YOU SHOULD BE HUNG FROM YOUR TESTICLES YOU FUCKING CANAL STREET EQUIPMENT BUYING OVERNIGHT SENSATION PRESS PLAY FUCKING SCUM BAG.......
STOP POSTING IN THE GIG SECTION YOU FUCKING LOSER
THIS IS THE AREA WERE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR DJ'S
BECAUSE OF PRESS PLAY DJ'S LIKE YOUR SELF NOBODY WANTS TOO PAY US WHAT WE SHOULD BE EARNING
ALL MY TRUE DJ'S THAT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO SPEND OVER $10,000 IN EQUIPMENT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK CARRYING 45 POUND 1200'S AND 160 POUND POWERED SUB WOOFERS AND AND REAL LIGHTING TRUSS WITH REAL LASERS AND LIGHTS
FUCKING STAND UP


word
FunkyRob 2:42 AM - 6 October, 2009
This one made me chuckle a little. At least he's honest.

DJ Related...

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DJ d.range 3:08 AM - 6 October, 2009
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make me a good offer and I will offer you less and we will meet in the middle


aahhhh... the art of negotiation
Free Man 2:36 PM - 6 October, 2009
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make me a good offer and I will offer you less and we will meet in the middle


aahhhh... the art of negotiation


i have one... how about $1000??
DJ Schematic 8:23 PM - 28 December, 2009
LOOKING FOR SERATO - CLUB MUSIC (HIP HOP, TOP 40, OLD SCHOOL, ETC) (OC)
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Date: 2009-12-26, 4:13PM PST
Reply to: sale-wyb7z-1525556199@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I'm looking for some music that can be used at a club or bar, etc. (HIP HOP, TOP 40, OLD SCHOOL, ETC)

Must be organized in crates or playlist already.

Thanks,
Eric

orangecounty.craigslist.org

^^Damn, and i thought i was lazy!
Caramac 9:49 AM - 29 December, 2009
^^ A hard drive of Rick Astley coming right up lol.
FunkyRob 1:47 AM - 30 December, 2009
Lickably Delicious?

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d:raf 12:57 AM - 31 December, 2009
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Lickably Delicious?

sfbay.craigslist.org


No nude professional head shots?
Free Man 1:44 PM - 31 December, 2009
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Quote:
Lickably Delicious?

sfbay.craigslist.org


No nude professional head shots?


sounds like porn...
DCD 9:03 AM - 3 January, 2010
sandiego.craigslist.org

I'd post it in here, but...well....you'll see why. (SFW)
tehBEN 7:25 AM - 4 January, 2010
my eyes... they burn.
DJUnknown 6:04 PM - 4 January, 2010
WTF
FunkyRob 6:49 PM - 4 January, 2010
he said designed by his 13 year old so it makes sense.
latindj 7:07 PM - 4 January, 2010
holy digital colostomy bag batman!
Free Man 4:31 PM - 8 January, 2010
This isnt too bad, but can you imagind having this guys equpt at your wedding? no thanks... big ol iMac right in front of his face...

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Banana_Peter 4:39 PM - 8 January, 2010
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Quote:
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Lickably Delicious?

sfbay.craigslist.org


No nude professional head shots?


sounds like porn...


I think it is..."Must be flexible, pliable, talented, fully equipped" Too bad I'm not fully equipped =/
Free Man 9:59 PM - 12 January, 2010
BERTO 2:38 AM - 13 January, 2010
DJ Overpour 2:44 AM - 13 January, 2010
d:raf 7:39 AM - 13 January, 2010
lolz
BERTO 3:51 AM - 14 January, 2010
i win!!
DJ Bouj 4:51 AM - 14 January, 2010
Haha Berto, it's funny, but ive done the same with my roomates! Thiang from asian maid services cleaned my dirty dishes and vacuumed my living room in a mini skirt! Don't knock it til you try it bwahahaha.
Free Man 2:55 PM - 14 January, 2010
DJ CISC0 2:04 AM - 20 January, 2010
newyork.craigslist.org

I need a DJ this saturday Jan 23, at a hotel in Mawaha NJ, for a dinner party from 8 till 12,
you must play top 40,a little dinner music and dance music, you must also have speakers and a mic,
we are on a very tight budget, i can offer $100, and all the food and drinks u can consume,
please respond if u can do it with your phone number.
Free Man 2:18 PM - 20 January, 2010
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newyork.craigslist.org

I need a DJ this saturday Jan 23, at a hotel in Mawaha NJ, for a dinner party from 8 till 12,
you must play top 40,a little dinner music and dance music, you must also have speakers and a mic,
we are on a very tight budget, i can offer $100, and all the food and drinks u can consume,
please respond if u can do it with your phone number.



so... unlimited as far as drinks and food goes... i'd get that in contract, bring a bunch of friends, and call the next day when i'm hungry again...
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:33 PM - 20 January, 2010
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newyork.craigslist.org

I need a DJ this saturday Jan 23, at a hotel in Mawaha NJ, for a dinner party from 8 till 12,
you must play top 40,a little dinner music and dance music, you must also have speakers and a mic,
we are on a very tight budget, i can offer $100, and all the food and drinks u can consume,
please respond if u can do it with your phone number.



id stand next to the buffet line yelling MINE!!!GO AWAY!! at anyone who came near the food
d:raf 5:02 PM - 20 January, 2010
Gold Macbook for $500!!!!!1!

asheville.craigslist.org
Free Man 5:10 PM - 20 January, 2010
Quote:
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org

I need a DJ this saturday Jan 23, at a hotel in Mawaha NJ, for a dinner party from 8 till 12,
you must play top 40,a little dinner music and dance music, you must also have speakers and a mic,
we are on a very tight budget, i can offer $100, and all the food and drinks u can consume,
please respond if u can do it with your phone number.



lol...


100% awesome

id stand next to the buffet line yelling MINE!!!GO AWAY!! at anyone who came near the food
latindj 6:33 PM - 20 January, 2010
I'd order 25 bottles of patron......to go.....
DJ Schematic 8:11 PM - 20 January, 2010
losangeles.craigslist.org

Torq Connectiv - $200 (San Pedro)


Torq Connectiv includes the module, software (which can be upgraded), vinyls, CD's, colored LED USB cables.

In perfect condition-would love to keep it but I got the bills
(Kid's =1, Dad's dreams of DJing =0)


Location: San Pedro
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


^^
must be tough!
tehBEN 4:12 AM - 21 January, 2010
lol
BERTO 2:07 AM - 23 January, 2010
tehBEN 6:56 PM - 23 January, 2010
wow fail.
d:raf 5:15 PM - 25 January, 2010
Not DJ-related, but somebody wants to trade a Mustang for 2 pounds of weed: hailmaryjane.com
tehBEN 9:21 PM - 25 January, 2010
lmfao!
ninos 6:57 AM - 26 January, 2010
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Not DJ-related, but somebody wants to trade a Mustang for 2 pounds of weed: hailmaryjane.com


hahah aw man , i just LOL'd
FunkyRob 7:06 AM - 26 January, 2010
Quote:
Gold Macbook for $500!!!!!1!

asheville.craigslist.org



Wow, dudes got probation fines.
FunkyRob 7:10 AM - 26 January, 2010
Let's see. The choice is so difficult....

This...
sfbay.craigslist.org


or

That...

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FunkyRob 7:13 AM - 26 January, 2010
This one's too funny

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O.B.1 11:01 AM - 26 January, 2010
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Not DJ-related, but somebody wants to trade a Mustang for 2 pounds of weed: hailmaryjane.com


haha, someone (not me) should do it, he says 454 grams, no more - no less...
(454 grams is only 1 lb.) and just give him the work weed,
Free Man 6:57 PM - 26 January, 2010
OMG... I think i found the winner

saltlakecity.craigslist.org
FunkyRob 11:04 PM - 4 February, 2010
I found a weiner!

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latindj 11:16 PM - 4 February, 2010
^oh shit they just offered my $6000. should I do it?
FunkyRob 12:05 AM - 5 February, 2010
Do it man.

That ask for some freebees so you can pass them out as party favors
tehBEN 2:52 AM - 5 February, 2010
lol
Free Man 2:42 PM - 22 February, 2010
craigslol.com

They have been blocking more and more at work lately... I looked up funny craigslist ads on google, and this was the only one that wasnt blocked...


(No misquote, No homo)
Free Man 2:47 PM - 22 February, 2010
FunkyRob 1:57 AM - 23 February, 2010
Not "that" funny as some of the others, but this one is kind of fitting for this forum.

craigslol.com
O.B.1 8:13 AM - 23 February, 2010
Quote:
Not "that" funny as some of the others, but this one is kind of fitting for this forum.

craigslol.com


brilliant!
Free Man 4:40 PM - 23 February, 2010
Dj.Mojo 2:59 PM - 24 February, 2010
loool great story.
O.B.1 6:45 PM - 24 February, 2010
liquor in the front, poker in the rear...
Free Man 5:50 PM - 15 March, 2010
Here's a WTF one... posted in Utah... (801) area code

saltlakecity.craigslist.org
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:03 PM - 15 March, 2010
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Here's a WTF one... posted in Utah... (801) area code

saltlakecity.craigslist.org



whats wrong with that one?
Free Man 6:04 PM - 15 March, 2010
a wedding DJ being soliticed in SLC for a New York area code? sounds odd...
O.B.1 6:05 PM - 15 March, 2010
it seems like they are a company who wants to pimp out other mobile jocks...

nothing really wrong about it unless they plan on paying peanuts...

(oh, didn't notice the area code)
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:06 PM - 15 March, 2010
Quote:
it seems like they are a company who wants to pimp out other mobile jocks...

nothing really wrong about it unless they plan on paying peanuts...

(oh, didn't notice the area code)



thats how i read it, i think they post these under every city
d:raf 6:34 PM - 15 October, 2010
lolz

greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:

I have a G4 imac computer. it's not the newest computer but it has all the latest technology (windows 7 for macs). it is still very fast and in very good condition. it comes with the apple keyboard and mouse. it is internet capable, using safari and mozilla firefox. It has the itunes, iphoto, imovie and alot more features. 175.00 firm. call or text for pictures. emails and trades are welcome. 864-978-2617.


Windows 7 "for macs" on a G4??? ummm... yeah. Ok. At least it has "the itunes".
d:raf 7:01 PM - 16 October, 2010
Deal of the century!!!!!1!!

asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Apple Mac PowerBook G3 - $1400 (Asheville, NC)

Date: 2010-10-16, 2:24PM EDT
Reply to: sale-ehqg9-2009555485@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a lightly used PowerBook G3, it is around ten years old but only has a use life of about a year and a half. The processor is a 400MHz PowerPC G3 and there is 576 Mb of SDRAM installed, which is upgraded from the stock of 64 MB. It is a great machine for checking email or social media and doing homework. I will freshly install Mac OSX 10.4 "Tiger" and can provide a copy of Microsoft Office 2008 upon request. Cosmetically there are two points to notice: there is a small (hairline at best) crack directly underneath the mouse button and one of the rubber feet on the bottom of the machine is missing, neither of these affects the performance of the machine. The battery with the machine holds minimal charge but will keep the computer from turning off in the event of an unplug. A brand name Apple 65 watt AC adapter/power cable is included. Also included is a third party wireless internet PC Card that plugs into the Cardbus slot on the side of the machine, this works with the built in Airport drivers and does not require any third party software. The hard drive is 40 GB which is also an upgrade from the stock 6 GB drive. The optical drive is a DVD-ROM drive, meaning it reads both CDs and DVDs but does not write either. Original retail price (without the upgrades) was nearly $3000 so you get a little over 54% off with this sale. Shipping is included in the price of the sale. Contact me with any questions or for additional images.



Location: Asheville, NC
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djpuma_gemini 7:16 PM - 17 October, 2010
Never seen a setup for this price

seattle.craigslist.org
Free Man 5:50 PM - 18 October, 2010
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Never seen a setup for this price

seattle.craigslist.org


Maybe i'll offer him $500... i'll go pick it up from utah, so i need a deal... seriously though i wouldnt pay someone more than $1000. it's on craigslist and used...
sacrilicious 12:18 AM - 10 November, 2010
portland.craigslist.org

A frozen yogurt company want a DJ for their opening so as to create more of a 'party' vibe. Fair enough, except they want the DJ to work for trade. AHAHA
sacrilicious 12:18 AM - 10 November, 2010
*wants
O.B.1 12:20 AM - 10 November, 2010
^^^ damn, who wants to eat $500 worth of frozen yogurt? (especially in the winter)
O.B.1 12:29 AM - 10 November, 2010
***BRAIN FREEZE***
sacrilicious 12:36 AM - 10 November, 2010
I was considering replying with an inquiry of how much yogurt I could get equivalent to my mobile rate and how long it lasts before going bad, heh
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:16 PM - 10 November, 2010
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portland.craigslist.org

A frozen yogurt company want a DJ for their opening so as to create more of a 'party' vibe. Fair enough, except they want the DJ to work for trade. AHAHA



id do it....if they offered up one of those black cards that celebs like linsey lohan have, its good for unlimited ice cream, for life
jwagner 3:28 PM - 10 November, 2010
I'm starting to get really sick of these yogurt promoters. I did a gig last week and the promoter offered me 3 pounds of yogurt and unlimited toppings, but when my gig was over he said the yogurt sales weren't great and could only afford to give me 1 pound of yogurt and only 6 ounces of toppings with the exception of strawberries.

To make matters worse, I got undercut by another dj that said he'd do the same job as me for a large frozen yogurt with blueberries and unlimited ice waters.
Trippple Play 3:38 PM - 10 November, 2010
charlottesville.craigslist.org

Picked up two 1200 mk5's mint condition with road ready cases plus an Eurolite Lp case filled with battle records for $300 total
Banana_Peter 3:47 PM - 10 November, 2010
Quote:
I'm starting to get really sick of these yogurt promoters. I did a gig last week and the promoter offered me 3 pounds of yogurt and unlimited toppings, but when my gig was over he said the yogurt sales weren't great and could only afford to give me 1 pound of yogurt and only 6 ounces of toppings with the exception of strawberries.

To make matters worse, I got undercut by another dj that said he'd do the same job as me for a large frozen yogurt with blueberries and unlimited ice waters.


lol
Free Man 3:55 PM - 10 November, 2010
Quote:
Quote:

portland.craigslist.org

A frozen yogurt company want a DJ for their opening so as to create more of a 'party' vibe. Fair enough, except they want the DJ to work for trade. AHAHA



id do it....if they offered up one of those black cards that celebs like linsey lohan have, its good for unlimited ice cream, for life


That would be awesome! I'd go daily!
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:03 PM - 10 November, 2010
Quote:
Quote:


Quote:


portland.craigslist.org

A frozen yogurt company want a DJ for their opening so as to create more of a 'party' vibe. Fair enough, except they want the DJ to work for trade. AHAHA



id do it....if they offered up one of those black cards that celebs like linsey lohan have, its good for unlimited ice cream, for life


That would be awesome! I'd go daily!


ya apparently linseys got taken back up because her mom started some kinda party service and was comming up there and getting whole barrels of ice cream and charging people at the partys for the ice cream LOL ...SCANDALAS...mabye this is her asking for a dj
d:raf 11:22 PM - 17 November, 2010
Damn... brazen. Lol

asheville.craigslist.org
- NYC DJ MUSIC COLLECTION (asheville)
d:raf 1:21 AM - 18 November, 2010
...now that I can copy & paste properly:

Quote:
Whats up Everyone I'm a NYC Night Club dj Who will be in asheville for a few weeks.. I work in some of NYC top clubs and bars. I have also worked with artists like Kesha, Kevin Rudolf , Backstreet boys and many more. I'm gonna be visiting NC for a few weeks and I'm looking to make some extra money.. I'm selling external hard drives and flash drives with my music collections on them. .. I have a ton of stuff if you don't see a genre your looking for just ask me. I also have over 4000 music videos and 100,000 karaoke songs.. The only music I don't really have is Country haha go figure .Sorry folks I'm from Manhattan..

1st option.... $300.. Flash drive with over 450 of the hottest dj mashup remixes of Top 40 , Hip hop, House, club , rock , 80's etc.. Over 24 hours of Crazy Dance remixes.. These songs are not available on limewire and itunes. There exclusive and they cost me around 3 to 5 dollars each.. Thats well over $ 2,000. If your looking to make a name for yourself Djing real quick with some crazy remixes. This is a no brainer..

2nd option....$ 400... Flash Drive with...The 450 mashups listed above . Plus 500 Songs the best of the best on the radio in NYC these days .These songs range from all types of music. Most of it is Pop, Top 40, Dance , Hip Hop.. This is a great option as well for a dj. Also my girlfriend said this is the Best playlist for the ladies that go to the gym...

3rd option...$ 500... same as option 2 plus over 5,000 other songs ... This is great for becoming a Wedding/ Private Party Dj.. ( just a word of advice this is where you can make big money being a dj ).. These songs are not albums .. These songs are the best , most popular songs off albums... Ranging from Cocktail music , the best of the oldies, 70's, 80's, 90's, today, disco, hip hop, classic rock, rock, Reggae, House, Techno, old school hip hop, and more...

4th option....$ 600.. I'll give you an external hard Drive with everything I got... Over 100,000 songs , 4000 music videos, I think i have around 10,000 karaoke all remixes everything in option 3.....

If you looking to start a fun Business and making easy cash Being a dj is where its at... I wish I could of bought music collections like mine when I started... This would be a great Christmas or birthday gift as well.. Its very simple to upload the songs off the drives I sell to your computer. I would recommend downloading Serato scratch live or Virtual dj on your computer if you dont already have a good solid dj program already.. I also forgot to mention all these songs are good quality.. I'm not looking to pull a fast one on anyone just looking to make some cash.. Please text me at [number removed] thanks .....

* Location: asheville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


I especially like the "If you looking to start a fun Business and making easy cash Being a dj is where its at" bit. Sure, it's easy cash if you sell all your music illegally on thumbdrives. lol
jwagner 2:50 AM - 18 November, 2010
Now I realize Rane mixers hold their value well, but really???






toronto.en.craigslist.ca ----->

For Sale is a MINT Rane TTM-56 Mixer! This is one of the best mixers you will find out there! Its in perfect condition. No bleeding faders, no misssing knobs, etc... Never gigged on, just kept safely at home! I am selling this mixer because I will be upgrading therefore why keep it! I am first owner.

$750

This mixer is a true work of art.

Use what the Pro's use!






toronto.en.craigslist.ca ---->
If you came to craigslist looking for a RANE mixer on a budget... Then look no further!

I've got a Rane TTM 52 Mixer for sale...
(Yup, this has been my go-to mixer for some time! And its Tried, Tested & True)

Just got a clean bill of health from Contact Distribution - The Rane Distributor in Toronto.

Crossfader still works like new - No Bleeding whatsoever!
Headphone Jack/Pan - No crackling whatsoever!
EQ's all knobs in-tact - Working perfectly!
Upfaders are in perfect working order - No sharp incline of sound near the top!

Also comes with the power supply (obviously), and Travelling Case...

Features?

Two Phono and two Line inputs with high quality, long-life clickless transform selector switches.
Balanced Mic input with Bass and Treble tone controls and independent Effects Loop.
Balanced TRS and Unbalanced RCA Master outputs. Dual mono 10-segment level meters with peak hold, indicate level for Programs 1 and 2.
A precision Active Crossfader with continuously adjustable Contour and “Hamster” reversal controls, provides the lowest feed-through, lowest noise, and most responsive control in the industry, all with unprecedented reliability.

Peep the pics!
Free Man 7:21 PM - 18 November, 2010
lol $750... i'd go buy a new one
DJ SPAIR 8:52 PM - 19 November, 2010
I usually don't partake in these posts,but this one I found was too funny. The guy even posted his phone #! Dare someone to call.

lasvegas.craigslist.org
BERTO 12:45 AM - 20 November, 2010
i saw an ad for spintables
DJ Josh V 6:14 PM - 1 December, 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:19 PM - 1 December, 2010
LMFAO that SCREAMS robbery
DJ Dac 8:49 PM - 1 December, 2010
sooo.... did ya pick her up?
DJ Dynamite - NJ 2:48 AM - 3 January, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
Free DJ New Years Eve (Downtown)
Date: 2010-12-30, 6:58PM EST
Reply to: gigs-mzjrd-2136730553@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Professional DJs will work free just give us drinks. over 100,000K songs in library plus professional sound and lighs. We are the best have us for NYE we are available. We have references and do the best music mash ups. Choose DJ fat Howie and DJ ortiz

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay



PostingID: 2136730553
lvmez 2:51 AM - 3 January, 2011
i saw that post as well. for some reason, i think it was posted as a joke. someone responded back to the post.
Free Man 7:22 PM - 3 January, 2011
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i saw that post as well. for some reason, i think it was posted as a joke. someone responded back to the post.


Fun joke to do to some people.

I'll make a CL for a local Douche... I am the best DJ ever... looking for other gigs to add to my resume. $50 per night with _______

help me think of what the little catch should be
Free Man 7:23 PM - 3 January, 2011
or just free wedding DJ...

lol
jwagner 8:02 PM - 3 January, 2011
Quote:
i saw that post as well. for some reason, i think it was posted as a joke. someone responded back to the post.


That post is probably a joke but the sad thing is I've seen plenty of those posts but they were actually real. I saw one where someone was offering to play 5 parties for free and the 1st 5 people to respond would get them.

He was like I want to get exposure I have all top of the line equipment and lights and just want to get experience.
Jesus Christ 8:14 PM - 3 January, 2011
Recently, I've been responding to ads for free or close to free DJ's. Been negotiating it to the end and when the time comes, I don't show up. Using google voice numbers and gmail email accounts.

That'll teach them to offer $50 to DJ a wedding or free drinks to play a club. Fuckers!
jwagner 8:20 PM - 3 January, 2011
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Recently, I've been responding to ads for free or close to free DJ's. Been negotiating it to the end and when the time comes, I don't show up. Using google voice numbers and gmail email accounts.

That'll teach them to offer $50 to DJ a wedding or free drinks to play a club. Fuckers!


Wow. That's really bad lol....but they DO deserve it.
BERTO 8:25 PM - 3 January, 2011
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Recently, I've been responding to ads for free or close to free DJ's. Been negotiating it to the end and when the time comes, I don't show up. Using google voice numbers and gmail email accounts.

That'll teach them to offer $50 to DJ a wedding or free drinks to play a club. Fuckers!


Wow. That's really bad lol....but they DO deserve it.


they dont deserve to be stood up, you guys have to realize that ppl are cheap asses and very few actually know the value of a service. the only real but never going to happen way to fix the lo price undercut shit is if all Djs were to charge their worth for gigs. and face it its never going to happen
BERTO 8:26 PM - 3 January, 2011
i honestly stopped doing gigs because of undercutters in my area and cheap fucking ppl
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:37 PM - 3 January, 2011
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Recently, I've been responding to ads for free or close to free DJ's. Been negotiating it to the end and when the time comes, I don't show up. Using google voice numbers and gmail email accounts.

That'll teach them to offer $50 to DJ a wedding or free drinks to play a club. Fuckers!


Wow. That's really bad lol....but they DO deserve it.


they dont deserve to be stood up, you guys have to realize that ppl are cheap asses and very few actually know the value of a service. the only real but never going to happen way to fix the lo price undercut shit is if all Djs were to charge their worth for gigs. and face it its never going to happen



+1 lets face it noone wants to pay full price for something when they can get a comparable service or product at a cheaper price. Everyone on this forum most likley pays for SOMETHING that they could be spending more on. I can drop 15 for a hamburger at chilis or $1 for a burger at burgerking,
Jesus Christ 8:45 PM - 3 January, 2011
Big difference between a Chili's burger and a 99cent cheeseburger at McDonald's. If their bargain basement DJ doesn't show up, maybe they'll spend more next time.
jwagner 8:52 PM - 3 January, 2011
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Big difference between a Chili's burger and a 99cent cheeseburger at McDonald's. If their bargain basement DJ doesn't show up, maybe they'll spend more next time.


Anyone who offers free drinks as pay deserves to be stood up. C'mon now. That's taking advantage of someone. If your roof needed to be fixed would you pay the roofer by giving him lunch and some juice and expect a good job to be done, or for him to even show up in the first place?
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:14 PM - 3 January, 2011
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Anyone who offers free drinks as pay deserves to be stood up. C'mon now. That's taking advantage of someone.

debatable, depending on what the person wants to get out of it


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If your roof needed to be fixed would you pay the roofer by giving him lunch and some juice and expect a good job to be done, or for him to even show up in the first place?


No but if i just needed to get a roof up and didnt care about the quality of work and there was someone who was willing to do it foe juice and a sandwich id take him up on it.
O.B.1 9:21 PM - 3 January, 2011
interesting analogy, except roofers are supposed to be lisenced and bonded...

if this was required of DJs then we'd have to find something else to bitch about besides undercutting noobs...

Jesus, good for you giving these lowballers a taste of their own medicine...
Free Man 9:40 PM - 3 January, 2011
Quote:
Recently, I've been responding to ads for free or close to free DJ's. Been negotiating it to the end and when the time comes, I don't show up. Using google voice numbers and gmail email accounts.

That'll teach them to offer $50 to DJ a wedding or free drinks to play a club. Fuckers!


Write an e-mail the day of that says sorry, got a gig last minute that pays... See ya...

in a panic when they do another add you can respone and get paid lol... get a contract done up though to be protected...
Banana_Peter 9:45 PM - 3 January, 2011
$50???!! That's a lot of money
Free Man 10:43 PM - 3 January, 2011
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$50???!! That's a lot of money


for a beer, pack of gum, gas... yes... To DJ its a cheap hour.
djpuma_gemini 11:17 PM - 3 January, 2011
Man, that was my wedding asshole!!
Jesus Christ 12:22 AM - 4 January, 2011
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Man, that was my wedding asshole!!

That'll learn ya!
Free Man 12:26 AM - 4 January, 2011
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Man, that was my wedding asshole!!


Get what you pay for... in this case NOTHING!!! lol
djpuma_gemini 7:32 PM - 4 January, 2011
haha. No mine is in 3 weeks and I'm too cheap to hire a dj.
tehBEN 8:15 PM - 4 January, 2011
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haha. No mine is in 3 weeks and I'm too cheap to hire a dj.


stop lying puma, your future soon to be wife doesnt want any of us to fly in and turn your wedding into a jammy jam.
DJ Schematic 8:33 PM - 4 January, 2011
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haha. No mine is in 3 weeks and I'm too cheap to hire a dj.


stop lying puma, your future soon to be wife doesnt want any of us to fly in and turn your wedding into a jammy jam.

that would be dope! kris p could whip us some more of that bomb-ass jungle juice.
djpuma_gemini 11:06 PM - 4 January, 2011
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haha. No mine is in 3 weeks and I'm too cheap to hire a dj.


stop lying puma, your future soon to be wife doesnt want any of us to fly in and turn your wedding into a jammy jam.


She told me once she has a few drinks I can spin too, which is awesome, but I won't misuse the privilege.
latindj 11:09 PM - 4 January, 2011
damn puma, not even married yet and she's already telling you what to do and when....sounds like you've got the husband part down! LOL
tehBEN 11:10 PM - 4 January, 2011
LOL!
Jesus Christ 11:13 PM - 4 January, 2011
Quote:
damn puma, not even married yet and she's already telling you what to do and when....sounds like you've got the wife part down! LOL

Yes he does.
tehBEN 11:24 PM - 4 January, 2011
lulz
Free Man 11:43 PM - 4 January, 2011
He even called it a privilege... doing anything you enjoy after you are married is considered a privilege...
Banana_Peter 1:32 AM - 5 January, 2011
bahahahahaha
djpuma_gemini 2:03 AM - 5 January, 2011
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damn puma, not even married yet and she's already telling you what to do and when....sounds like you've got the wife part down! LOL

Yes he does.


Yeah, like any of your wives would let you spin at your wedding. I saw your misquote jc. stick around.
Jesus Christ 3:11 AM - 5 January, 2011
Ahahaha! I ain't scurred! (can't say the same for you)
Free Man 4:32 PM - 5 January, 2011
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damn puma, not even married yet and she's already telling you what to do and when....sounds like you've got the wife part down! LOL

Yes he does.


Yeah, like any of your wives would let you spin at your wedding. I saw your misquote jc. stick around.



I did for a while... Her brother got a DJ.. and i said he sucks. so the bro has always wanted to DJ, so he took over. I said you suck even more... so i played till i was done. It was awesome seein my wife shake her ass on our wedding night right in front of me.
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:50 PM - 5 January, 2011
was it awkward for the guy she was dancing with while you were djing?
DJ Schematic 5:27 PM - 5 January, 2011
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was it awkward for the guy she was dancing with while you were djing?

LOL Not sure I would enjoy that on my wedding night.
Free Man 5:37 PM - 5 January, 2011
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was it awkward for the guy she was dancing with while you were djing?


lmafo... she wasnt dancin with a guy. it was her and a bunch of her girlfriends. i saw it as a test to see if she had people watching to see if i'd check out her friends too... I think i passed... had to use my peripheral vision
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:06 PM - 5 January, 2011
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lmafo... she wasnt dancin with a guy. it was her and a bunch of her girlfriends


Man if you had played that right you could have had the BEST hunneymoon of all time!!!
BERTO 8:19 PM - 5 January, 2011
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:30 PM - 5 January, 2011
thats not to bad
DJ Dac 9:02 PM - 5 January, 2011
hell if i was in NY i would hit him up, i would just run one of those free tagging programs then 250 in my pocket...
Free Man 9:07 PM - 5 January, 2011
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hell if i was in NY i would hit him up, i would just run one of those free tagging programs then 250 in my pocket...


who knows how many songs he has... I have 150,000 songs... thats more than a weeks worth IMO
Free Man 9:07 PM - 5 January, 2011
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lmafo... she wasnt dancin with a guy. it was her and a bunch of her girlfriends


Man if you had played that right you could have had the BEST hunneymoon of all time!!!


Best reception of all time (for me) lap danced galore
DJ Dac 9:11 PM - 5 January, 2011
well with the program i used, after spending WEEKS renaming everything i saw the auto button that correctly named the rest of songs in a couple seconds. this is assuming he didn't pull it all off limewire and nothing is tagged incorrectly correctly
DJ Ant One 9:28 AM - 6 January, 2011
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Dj-M.Bezzle 2:03 PM - 6 January, 2011
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was that a joke\sarcassim?? If not thats not what this threads for, IBTL
Jesus Christ 2:45 PM - 6 January, 2011
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Did you even read the rest of the thread or did you just come home from the club and decided you were going to be an idiot today? onfinite.com
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:59 PM - 6 January, 2011
To clarrify to everyone you cannot use the SL forums to post adds or sell your stuff. The purpose of this thread is to post craigslist adds deemed "funney" ie: freejay and lowball promoters to bring the topic to light. Please use different avenues to distribute your wares as this is not a busniess site, it is for discussion. Link reported for removal.
Banana_Peter 4:34 PM - 6 January, 2011
Quote:
To clarrify to everyone you cannot use the SL forums to post adds or sell your stuff. The purpose of this thread is to post craigslist adds deemed "funney" ie: freejay and lowball promoters to bring the topic to light. Please use different avenues to distribute your wares as this is not a busniess site, it is for discussion. Link reported for removal.


What if I suck as a DJ and want to give away my shit?
latindj 5:06 PM - 6 January, 2011
Quote:
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To clarrify to everyone you cannot use the SL forums to post adds or sell your stuff. The purpose of this thread is to post craigslist adds deemed "funney" ie: freejay and lowball promoters to bring the topic to light. Please use different avenues to distribute your wares as this is not a busniess site, it is for discussion. Link reported for removal.


What if I suck all you DJ's and want to give away my shitter?


pass. (nm)
DJ Ant One 5:32 PM - 6 January, 2011
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Did you even read the rest of the thread or did you just come home from the club and decided you were going to be an idiot today? onfinite.com


My apologies folks...thought this thread was for selling dj equipment on cl. Shouldve known better been on this forum since 06'... I'm suprised that troublemaker sixxx hasn't dropped by to burn me! lol Again my bad!!!! :-/

^^^ MODS DELETE MY ABOVE POST PLZ! ^^^
Banana_Peter 7:08 PM - 6 January, 2011
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To clarrify to everyone you cannot use the SL forums to post adds or sell your stuff. The purpose of this thread is to post craigslist adds deemed "funney" ie: freejay and lowball promoters to bring the topic to light. Please use different avenues to distribute your wares as this is not a busniess site, it is for discussion. Link reported for removal.


What if I suck all you DJ's and want to give away my shitter?


pass. (nm)


That's hot
latindj 7:09 PM - 6 January, 2011
lol
DJ Ant One 12:46 AM - 7 January, 2011
Lmao
O.B.1 5:17 PM - 24 January, 2011
gigs-zqyqu-2157888248@craigslist.org

this made me chuckle...
jwagner 5:23 PM - 24 January, 2011
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gigs-zqyqu-2157888248@craigslist.org

bad link
O.B.1 5:26 PM - 24 January, 2011
This is going to be the best day of my life. I am getting married for the first time and I need this day to be perfect so instead of hiring a Pro DJ to handle our Wedding I want a Monkey who can play my song list on an ipod. My brother is providing to sound system and an ipod will fit right in the cradle, PLEASE No Chimps! Chimps do not repond to this ad (you know who you are) you are to smart and can almost talk. I don;t want you to take attention away from me and my day thats why I need a monkey. You chimps always cost to much and want more compensation for back up equipment and lights. Its very simple just want monkey to push button on ipod in order of music on my list. My sister will talk on the mic, just dont get any hair on her.
Compensation will be for you to be named first monkey to do a chimps job known in the animal kingdom and the whole reception party will know how cheap I pulled this off, also you will get a gift card to walmart so you can pick out some fresh bananas a $15.00 value.
If you are a monkey and can read this ad, you are what I am looking for on "the my best day on my life".

P.S. I do have a video that needs to be played during dinner so if you need a chimp to help with focusing projector its ok but chip must stay hudden and there will be no extra compensation.




•Location: Salem
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: no pay
DJ Benny B NYC 8:14 PM - 27 January, 2011
new york craigslist > manhattan > gigs > talent gigs


Female DJ Needed For Manhattan Night Club! (TriBeCa)
Date: 2011-01-27, 1:34PM EST
Reply to: djdisciplenyc@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

If you're trying to break your name as a DJ this ad is for you. I'm looking for a DJ who can play different styles of House music.

For consideration this dj must be able to: Bring at least 10 people to come out and support her. Have a online mix streamed for review. Know how to mix tracks and set moods. If this is you, you can at least earn $50 for these qualifications just to start. The more you bring to the table the more you earn. If you are interested please leave a contact number and a link to one of your mixes.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: At least $50



PostingID: 2183222463
lvmez 8:23 PM - 27 January, 2011
some of you guys should go out and buy a wig.
O.B.1 8:27 PM - 27 January, 2011
and get a boob job
Audio1 8:28 PM - 27 January, 2011
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you can at least earn $50
desperation.
Audio1 8:28 PM - 27 January, 2011
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some of you guys should go out and buy a wig.

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and get a boob job
I think there are some trannies on this forum.
DJ Deebar 8:40 PM - 27 January, 2011
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and get a boob job


Ahahaha.... Gotcha!
Jesus Christ 8:50 PM - 27 January, 2011
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some of you guys should go out and buy a wig.

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and get a boob job
Love that there are some trannies on this forum.

You been in Norcal too long bro.

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and get a boob job


Aaaalready.... Got one!

Now you need the other one. (nm)
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:53 PM - 27 January, 2011
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some of you guys should go out and buy a wig.


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and get a boob job
I think there are some trannies on this forum.




we know there is 1 confirmed lol (NM NOT ME)
d:raf 2:53 PM - 10 February, 2011
At this price they could at least include the HD. geez.

asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Hard drive with 200,000+ songs - $1000 (Hendersonville)

Date: 2011-02-10, 2:57AM EST
Reply to: sale-zawsp-2206682814@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

My friends and I have put all of our music collections together and put it on a hard drive......total is actually just ove 200,000 songs. Takes 700+ gb of space and 23hrs to transfer to another hd. List of artists available. This is no joke....u provide the hd and we download.....satisfaction is guaranteed...u will have to forfeit all the music if your not satisfied however! This will be limited to 10 people only..u can split up the price with your friends if u like and re-copy....no laws are broken...we own the cds. Pay pal is the only payment allowed for your and our protection. Thanks for looking.
lvmez 2:07 AM - 1 March, 2011
This was posted first: newyork.craigslist.org

and the response: newyork.craigslist.org
jwagner 2:23 AM - 1 March, 2011
Just copy'd and pasted these two posts ^ because they get taken down a lot.


ORIGINAL POST:
Luxor Nightclub is seeking a brand new staff:

Bartenders
Shot Girls
Beer Tub Girls
Beer Pong Coordinator
Vip Cocktail Waitress
DJ's
Promoters
Street Team
Dancers
Models
Bar Backs
Intern
MC

No experience necessary!

NO E-Mails...all e-mails will be ignored!!!

NO Phone Calls!!!

Stop down for a interview

Interviews will be held from 4:00pm to 9:00pm on:

Monday 2/28
Tuesday 3/1
Wednesday 3/2

Haze Nightclub (Located inside of Luxor)
40-26 28th Street Long Island City, NY 11101





RESPONSE:


RE: New Club Seeks Staff!! (Long Island City) ((Long Island City))

Date: 2011-02-28, 8:13PM EST
Reply to: gigs-nb4zj-2240115130@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW!!!

LET ME START BY SAYING THAT THIS IS A SCAM. REAL DJ'S STAY AWAY!

YOU ARE GOING TO INTERVIEW WITH THIS DOUCHEBAG NAMED JOHNNY KAT. THIS GUY JOHNNY KAT WANTS "YOU" TO BRING 10 PEOPLE IN AT $15 A HEAD AND "YOU" GET $50. AND TO TOP IT OFF, HE WILL NOT LET YOU SPIN THE FIRST WEEK. IF YOU COME THROUGH THE FIRST WEEK, HE WILL LET YOU AUDTION THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

AGAIN, REAL DJ'S STAY AWAY!!!!!

ALL YOU BEDROOM DJ'S GO AND MAKE YOUR $50.

AS FOR DJ PESO (RESIDENT DJ) YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR SPINNING AT THIS SPOT!! YOU ARE GIVING ALL DJ'S A BAD NAME.

I HOPE YOUR CLUB FAILS.

P.S. THIS DOUCHEBAG JOHNNY KAT WANTS YOU TO DRAW A CREATIVE PICTURE WHILE YOU WAIT FOR AN INTERVIEW. THERE IS NO EQUIPMENT AT THE CLUB (NO REAL AUDITION). HE WANTS A LOT OF PERSONAL INFO AS WELL.
O.B.1 2:25 AM - 1 March, 2011
lol @ draw a creative picture while you wait...
what a kook!
FunkyRob 2:41 AM - 1 March, 2011
I fell for a similar type scam years ago. I think I got $1 for each person who came to the club that with a ticket that had my name on it.
Banana_Peter 2:53 AM - 1 March, 2011
everyday i'm hustlin' hustlin' hustlin'...
DJ Dac 4:03 AM - 1 March, 2011
Original ad-
phoenix.craigslist.org
We are in need of a professional club DJ at an extremely upscale club in North Scottsdale. Immaculate appearance a must. Please include references in your reply. The club has a full sound system. Must have thousands of tunes on your laptop.
This job involves 2-4 gigs per week.
Please email your phone number and a good time for us meet as this gig is currently providing our DJ's with a good income.

Location: Scottsdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $175-$250 per gig

Response #1
phoenix.craigslist.org

Wow wow wow!! Lets look at this add closely. "Immaculate appearance a must" & "Must have thousands of tunes on your laptop".
"as this gig is currently providing our DJ's with a good income". o and of course the pay, can't forget about that. "Compensation: $175-$250 per gig"

Now what they are really saying is, Hey good looken cocksucker "The Situation" looking type. We need you to bring your laptop in, with all your mp3's, which really means, you arent a real DJ, but a guy who downloads from Itunes, and puts them in his serato and beat matches them and only plays the 1st 2 min of each song. Next! we want to pay you Great Money! a whole $250.00 a night for 4 hours. WOW that is a TON!! Considering the club makes that at the door in first 2 hours they're open, not to mention, Bar Sales for evening. Somewhere they must have missed, without the DJ, you have no Club. But, they sale you a short dream as, we are the premier and best, and its a privilage to play here. Is it? The DJ is the one controling your evening, from bar sales to patrons, but YET, $175 is all we can offer.

This is EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG with CLUBS/BARS/LOUNGES in Scottsdale, Phoenix and anywhere for that matter. You think Joe Buddy, has all the looks, and a loaded laptop, yeah, and make sure to bring your STDs as well, cant have a club without those, is a DJ. my friend, you are sadly sadly mistaken. If your DJ, if thats what you want to call him, has never carried crates, used vinyl, used needles, or even knows what a slip mat is, thats not a DJ. Thats a juke box with legs who works a 9-5 and plays little ipod on the weekends.

Club Owners....speechless.....

Response #2
phoenix.craigslist.org

Ur right, we do get music for free or pay a monthly service fee, who in their right mind would pay thousands of dollars for music?

And it works both ways mr. If it wernt for Djs playing your music, you wouldn't be famous or getting your music played on the radio or anywhere else for that matter, so unless you understand how it works, just keep quiet.

The bottom line is, Djs are the promoters that get the music played, if there were no djs, no one wouldhear the music, cause u can't be in a thousand places at once.

* Location: ur dumb
jwagner 4:08 AM - 1 March, 2011
Im confused ^
Dj-M.Bezzle 10:50 PM - 1 March, 2011
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Now what they are really saying is, Hey good looken cocksucker "The Situation" looking type. We need you to bring your laptop in, with all your mp3's, which really means, you arent a real DJ, but a guy who downloads from Itunes, and puts them in his serato and beat matches them and only plays the 1st 2 min of each song. Next! we want to pay you Great Money! a whole $250.00 a night for 4 hours. WOW that is a TON!! Considering



wow....so mush assenieness in such a little space.
philldafunk 1:27 AM - 2 March, 2011
austin.craigslist.org


Musicians and DJS needed for a rad location on South Congress for event for SXSW!!
No pay but GREAT exposure! Lay out your tip jar, merchandise, and feel free to sell your cd's.
Potentially good tips!!!
Email us what your influences are and link to your music then we will get back to you!!
jevo9 4:12 PM - 2 March, 2011
inlandempire.craigslist.org

Do Miracles REALLY happen ? I need a SERATO SCRATCH for Free , will pick up L.A , Inland Empire and Orange County Area.... , maybe this is my Lucky Post ..... And if you may ask why do i need it free , Well Simple I HAVE NO MONEY . :(





This has to be the winner of them all ^
Free Man 4:31 PM - 2 March, 2011
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inlandempire.craigslist.org

Do Miracles REALLY happen ? I need a SERATO SCRATCH for Free , will pick up L.A , Inland Empire and Orange County Area.... , maybe this is my Lucky Post ..... And if you may ask why do i need it free , Well Simple I HAVE NO MONEY . :(





This has to be the winner of them all ^


I thought you were being sarcastic, and then i saw what you wrote on the bottom, looked up and saw a link... tell him you'll send it to him, after he writes you back, send him a link to the download section so he can download SSL... it is a free download lol
jwagner 7:18 PM - 2 March, 2011
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inlandempire.craigslist.org

Do Miracles REALLY happen ? I need a SERATO SCRATCH for Free , will pick up L.A , Inland Empire and Orange County Area.... , maybe this is my Lucky Post ..... And if you may ask why do i need it free , Well Simple I HAVE NO MONEY . :(





This has to be the winner of them all ^


I thought you were being sarcastic, and then i saw what you wrote on the bottom, looked up and saw a link... tell him you'll send it to him, after he writes you back, send him a link to the download section so he can download SSL... it is a free download lol


lmao do it
Free Man 7:46 PM - 2 March, 2011
his next post will be.... I need a mixer, speakers, some wires, and lights... oh and a ride... can anyone help?

oh, and a computer (this one is at the libary)
DJ Schematic 7:53 PM - 2 March, 2011
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his next post will be.... I need a mixer, speakers, some wires, and lights... oh and a ride... can anyone help?

oh, and a computer (this one is at the libary)

lmao
philldafunk 1:15 AM - 13 March, 2011
sanantonio.craigslist.org

Big Tyme Entertainment is currently looking for Party Promoters...requirements are be at least 21..reliable transportation..be energetic..love to dance and have fun..be people friendly and like having a good time. We do venues all over San Antonio and surrounding area and most gigs are on the week-end..must be willing to train with our head party promoter and attend a couple of events...starting pay is $10.00 and hour and a raise to $15 once you are ready to go on your own with the DJ...for samples of what our party promoters do visit -------- under services tab..please send a pic and resume and contact information if interested

Location: San Antonio and area
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $10.00 an hour starting pay
Banana_Peter 4:12 AM - 13 March, 2011
$10/hr...now that's ballin'
DJ Dac 6:45 PM - 21 March, 2011
i think i found what i have been doing wrong all these years....

1 Pioneer CDJ 1000 MK2 & 1 Pioneer CDJ 800 MK2 in a perfect condition Odyssey case. These are in perfect working condition and I keep them in my office for practice. I'm looking to get some new gear so these are on the selling block. $1,000 takes them home and gives you legit DJing status. Call or Text me
phoenix.craigslist.org
jwagner 8:28 PM - 21 March, 2011
rochester.craigslist.org

Serato Sl1

Please textcall joe @ 678-***-3396 I used this only once and purchased it for 600.00
Thanks


-hmmmm didn't know you had to practice huh? thought serato would do all the djing huh.
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:17 PM - 22 March, 2011
Anyone in need of an undercutter???

mobile.craigslist.org

Quote:

I am a Dj in Mobile. I work at Studio 5'4 (night club) on late weekend nights and do proms,birthdays, weddings, dances, formals or any other events. I play music from footloose to flex and have 30 different playlists to choose from for whatever you may need. I also have clean version of all songs! hit me up at the above E-Mail or call me at 251-404-6838. I'll beat any price and have my own equipment, turn tables are optional.
Free Man 4:39 PM - 23 March, 2011
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Anyone in need of an undercutter???

mobile.craigslist.org


Quote:


I am a Dj in Mobile. I work at Studio 5'4 (night club) on late weekend nights and do proms,birthdays, weddings, dances, formals or any other events. I play music from footloose to flex and have 30 different playlists to choose from for whatever you may need. I also have clean version of all songs! hit me up at the above E-Mail or call me at 251-404-6838. I'll beat any price and have my own equipment, turn tables are optional.


Uhhh. my best friend is a DJ, he said he'd DJ for $100. I wanted him to be my best man, so how much can you beat his price by? He's a pro, and has very nice equpt. we want to have a big dance party so he said he'd bring his VRX speakers (with the subs) and all of his lights.
Dj-M.Bezzle 5:12 PM - 23 March, 2011
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Quote:

Anyone in need of an undercutter???

mobile.craigslist.org



Quote:



I am a Dj in Mobile. I work at Studio 5'4 (night club) on late weekend nights and do proms,birthdays, weddings, dances, formals or any other events. I play music from footloose to flex and have 30 different playlists to choose from for whatever you may need. I also have clean version of all songs! hit me up at the above E-Mail or call me at 251-404-6838. I'll beat any price and have my own equipment, turn tables are optional.


Uhhh. my best friend is a DJ, he said he'd DJ for $100. I wanted him to be my best man, so how much can you beat his price by? He's a pro, and has very nice equpt. we want to have a big dance party so he said he'd bring his VRX speakers (with the subs) and all of his lights.


lol my friend said hed do it for free.....will you PAY me $5 to do it
philldafunk 1:28 AM - 24 March, 2011
sanantonio.craigslist.org

I'M A LOCAL DJ HERE IN SAN ANTONIO HAVE ALOT OF CONTRACT NOW BUT LOOKING FOR ACOUPLE OF YOUNG LADIES 18+ , PREFERABLY ASIAN OR EXOTIC BUT IF LOOK GREAT SEND PICTURE WE WILL TRY YOU OUT , IN GOOD SHAPE OUTGOING I WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING OR MAY BE YOU KNOW ALITTLE NOW, WANT TO LEARN MORE. THE PAY DEPEND ON THE GIGS IT CAN BE AS HIGH AS 50.00 PER HR OR AS LITTLE AS 10.00 PER.HR. BUT NO LESS . PLEASE SEND A COUPLE OF PHOTOS TO MY EMAIL

It came in all caps I didn't type it that way
Free Man 2:36 PM - 24 March, 2011
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sanantonio.craigslist.org

I'M A LOCAL DJ HERE IN SAN ANTONIO HAVE ALOT OF CONTRACT NOW BUT LOOKING FOR ACOUPLE OF YOUNG LADIES 18+ , PREFERABLY ASIAN OR EXOTIC BUT IF LOOK GREAT SEND PICTURE WE WILL TRY YOU OUT , IN GOOD SHAPE OUTGOING I WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING OR MAY BE YOU KNOW ALITTLE NOW, WANT TO LEARN MORE. THE PAY DEPEND ON THE GIGS IT CAN BE AS HIGH AS 50.00 PER HR OR AS LITTLE AS 10.00 PER.HR. BUT NO LESS . PLEASE SEND A COUPLE OF PHOTOS TO MY EMAIL

It came in all caps I didn't type it that way


lol... doesnt say anything about them DJ'ing
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:47 PM - 24 March, 2011
Hes probably looking for dancers
Free Man 3:07 PM - 24 March, 2011
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Hes probably looking for dancers

or happy endings...
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:11 PM - 24 March, 2011
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Quote:

Hes probably looking for dancers

or happy endings...



one usually leads to the other
Free Man 11:17 PM - 24 March, 2011
Wow... i wouldnt want to be known as "Cheapest in the state" maybe this belongs in the "you dj so bad" thread

saltlakecity.craigslist.org

(((Live Dj for Hire))) (wasatch /salt lake city)

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Date: 2011-03-24, 9:51AM MDT
Reply to: djrip74@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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******Live Dj for Hire .Cheapest In the whole state.Dj rip caters to all your events.I specialize in weddings,graduation parties,church dances,baby showers,and back yard boogies so call me @ 801-935-5862 OR 801-450-3298 for scheduling or any other questions you might have concerning my services..Thanks for checking me out, sincerely DJ RIP


•Location: wasatch /salt lake city
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2283700243
DJ SPAIR 10:15 PM - 26 March, 2011
lasvegas.craigslist.org

$3500?? What sucker will be born today?
d:raf 11:12 PM - 26 March, 2011
That laptop is priceless by itself. lolz
DJ Schematic 8:26 PM - 28 March, 2011
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lasvegas.craigslist.org

$3500?? What sucker will be born today?

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(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)

copy+paste the post to your link next time. thanks
DJ Dac 8:35 PM - 28 March, 2011
now this is a deal!

its a really great dj sistome it has 4 speakers ,lights, cables its in really great shape if intrrested give me a call text ok........



phoenix.craigslist.org
jwagner 9:13 PM - 28 March, 2011
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now this is a deal!

its a really great dj sistome it has 4 speakers ,lights, cables its in really great shape if intrrested give me a call text ok........



phoenix.craigslist.org


damn all these years I've been using a dj system. Hopefully one day I'll be able to save up for a dj sistome.
DJ Dac 10:57 PM - 28 March, 2011
I'm tempted to call him to see what hes got, but i have a feeling its not worth the trouble...
lvmez 7:49 PM - 11 April, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org

DJ for hire

FRI & SATS 10pm-4am possible WED&THURS 7pm-1am

Mature and experienced with pioneer cdjs

Knowledge of Mainstream, Pop, Top 40, 80s,90s, Rock NO Hip-hop, reggae or reggaeton.

Music library and equipment provided

equipment list

2 pioneer vdjs

1 rane ttm 57 SL mizer

1 denon dual cd player

1 macbook pro

state of the art bose sound system

state of the art lighting system

gig is on the books, pay is $100 cash at end of each shift

at least 2 hour demo on a wed night required before hire

please include pic, facebook, or myspace link


$100!!!!
Free Man 8:08 PM - 11 April, 2011
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org

DJ for hire

FRI & SATS 10pm-4am possible WED&THURS 7pm-1am

Mature and experienced with pioneer cdjs

Knowledge of Mainstream, Pop, Top 40, 80s,90s, Rock NO Hip-hop, reggae or reggaeton.

Music library and equipment provided

equipment list

2 pioneer vdjs

1 rane ttm 57 SL mizer

1 denon dual cd player

1 macbook pro

state of the art bose sound system

state of the art lighting system

gig is on the books, pay is $100 cash at end of each shift

at least 2 hour demo on a wed night required before hire

please include pic, facebook, or myspace link


$100!!!!



got to pay me at least 3 times that just to stay up that late!
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:08 PM - 11 April, 2011
not bad considering you dont have to bring anything, they even provide the music
Jesus Christ 8:28 PM - 11 April, 2011
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not bad considering you dont have to bring anything, they even provide the music

You're joking right? That's what the DJ is charging for bringing all his shit out to the club/event... $100. That ad was placed by the Freejay, not the venue.
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:34 PM - 11 April, 2011
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not bad considering you dont have to bring anything, they even provide the music

You're joking right? That's what the DJ is charging for bringing all his shit out to the club/event... $100. That ad was placed by the Freejay, not the venue.



Quote:

gig is on the books, pay is $100 cash at end of each shift

at least 2 hour demo on a wed night required before hire

please include pic, facebook, or myspace link



so the dj wants the facebook and pic of the club?? and he requires the club to put it on the boks lol
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:35 PM - 11 April, 2011
he also apparently is demanding he audition before hes hired lol
Jesus Christ 8:48 PM - 11 April, 2011
So I'm confused... blame it on the cold medicine. LOL
Free Man 9:32 PM - 11 April, 2011
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So I'm confused... blame it on the cold medicine. LOL


I dont have a cold, and i'm confused... blame it on the hang over?
DJ Shady Lady 9:37 PM - 11 April, 2011
DJ needed for private party July 23rd (Venice)
Date: 2011-04-11, 11:50AM PDT
Reply to: gigs-j8vak-2318843819@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a DJ for an anniversary party in a personal home in Venice on July 23rd. The time is flexible, but the dj will be needed for a four hour black (6-10, 4-8, 2-6, etc). Please make sure to include different rates for day and evening when responding.

The guests will be in their 30's, 40's and 50's. The couple's musical taste: today's hits, Queen, Beatles, Elvis and Scissor Sisters.

I am an event planner, and if this works out, there will be a good possibility of future work as well. Please include your rates for both day and night events, website, and any other info that makes you stand out. I will ask for references if we move forward.

Thanks!

......................Queen Beatles Elvis and SCISSOR SISTERS
DJ Shady Lady 9:39 PM - 11 April, 2011
HOT female DJ needed! (Hollywood Hills)
Date: 2011-04-11, 1:10PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-tk5ht-2319046365@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Need a HOT female DJ for an exclusive couples mansion party! Upscale attendees only. Great pay! DJ must be comfortable wearing bikini type clothing while spinning and posess a vibrant charasmatic personality. This can be an ongoing once or twice a month gig for the right gal!

Please send links, attachments, info!


Can you say...GANG RAPE
DJ Schematic 10:56 PM - 13 April, 2011
DJUnknown 4:30 PM - 14 April, 2011
^^^OMG that's hilarious, I am in tears over here.
DJ Schematic 4:54 PM - 14 April, 2011
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^^^OMG that's hilarious, I am in tears over here.

haha I like the one where he tries to rent a wood chipper. classic
DJUnknown 5:31 PM - 14 April, 2011
The angry TV buyer one is classic, let me check out the wood chipper one.
DJ Schematic 7:04 PM - 14 April, 2011
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The angry TV buyer one is classic, let me check out the wood chipper one.

oh the flatscreen that belongs to his buddy? check out "420 Friendly" too
DJUnknown 8:01 PM - 14 April, 2011
k thanks.
DJUnknown 8:08 PM - 14 April, 2011
Got to the "top rated" section and check out "Camry Killer" and "Barter my whore wife"
DJ Dac 10:55 PM - 14 April, 2011
$75 are you kidding me, this would be PURE HELL!

Need DJ This Sat!!!! (All locations)
Date: 2011-04-13, 6:41PM MST
Reply to: gigs-drk5p-2323923346@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a DJ for 3Hours for 4/16/2011. This is for my daughters one year old bday party. Requestimg recent R\b music nothing explicit. I am offering $75 for the hours of 230 to 530. Please contact me asap as her party is THiS SAT!!! To let me know if you can DJ Contact

phoenix.craigslist.org
Dj-M.Bezzle 1:57 PM - 15 April, 2011
Quote:
$75 are you kidding me, this would be PURE HELL!

Need DJ This Sat!!!! (All locations)
Date: 2011-04-13, 6:41PM MST
Reply to: gigs-drk5p-2323923346@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a DJ for 3Hours for 4/16/2011. This is for my daughters one year old bday party. Requestimg recent R\b music nothing explicit. I am offering $75 for the hours of 230 to 530. Please contact me asap as her party is THiS SAT!!! To let me know if you can DJ Contact

phoenix.craigslist.org


whats so bad about it thats free money right there, you know that kid aint requestin shit
DJ Dac 5:33 PM - 15 April, 2011
you gotta pay me more then 75 bucks to drag my shit out, hell gas would eat into half of that...
philldafunk 12:21 PM - 18 April, 2011
stop the madness

Trade virtual DJ pro 7 for mp3/mp4 collection

Date: 2011-04-15, 4:16PM CDT
Reply to: sale-rxpfr-2327485752@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Im willing to install virtual dj pro edition on you computer in exchange for a large collection of mp3/mp4. pop/hip hop/dance prefered.


austin.craigslist.org
bicedidit 1:32 PM - 18 April, 2011
lol ^
Daktyl 2:56 PM - 18 April, 2011
Quote:
stop the madness

Trade virtual DJ pro 7 for mp3/mp4 collection

Date: 2011-04-15, 4:16PM CDT
Reply to: sale-rxpfr-2327485752@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Im willing to install virtual dj pro edition on you computer in exchange for a large collection of mp3/mp4. pop/hip hop/dance prefered.
wow.... just... wow

austin.craigslist.org
Daktyl 2:57 PM - 18 April, 2011
ok, i suck at life...
slimmjimm 12:44 AM - 19 April, 2011



There goes more of my life sucked away.
Banana_Peter 3:40 PM - 20 April, 2011
I wouldn't buy shit from people in Miami. These people are so rude and shady
BERTO 2:55 PM - 23 April, 2011
hudsonvalley.craigslist.org enjoy replying to this scumbag
DJ Dynamite - NJ 6:07 PM - 23 April, 2011
Quote:
hudsonvalley.craigslist.org enjoy replying to this scumbag

I saw that ad and almost died laughing
jwagner 9:58 PM - 23 April, 2011
Quote:
hudsonvalley.craigslist.org enjoy replying to this scumbag


I am looking for someone to play for 2 to 3 hour for free in a new Club in exchange for adversting... This Event is being held on Cinco de Mayo in Middletown, NY. I'd like the music to be fun up and beat from 7:00pm - 9:30pm...
Email me at Lorimdtn@yahoo.com

This could be a great way to boost your career!
BERTO 2:25 PM - 24 April, 2011
hudsonvalley.craigslist.org. This lady told me that i could make 100 to 150 dollars for a 10-4am gig lol
jwagner 3:10 AM - 25 April, 2011
Need Dj with GOOD following (City of Poughkeepsie)

Date: 2011-04-18, 2:20PM EDT
Reply to: job-jewvh-2332641005@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a Dj in the Poughkeepsie area with a GOOD following for a new night club. We will be opening THIS Saturday night. Please DO NOT reply if you do not have a following
jwagner 3:10 AM - 25 April, 2011
Quote:
Reply to: job-jew
Free Man 4:29 PM - 25 April, 2011
Quote:
hudsonvalley.craigslist.org. This lady told me that i could make 100 to 150 dollars for a 10-4am gig lol


ok... i require 15 smoke breake for no less than 15 minutes each. and I'll need 5 pee breaks, Dinner, and a movie. And i will drink excessively...
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:35 PM - 25 April, 2011
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And i will drink excessively...


thats a given when i play
Free Man 5:10 PM - 25 April, 2011
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And i will drink excessively...


thats a given everyday
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:46 PM - 25 April, 2011
thats true too im a daily excessive drinker, most people on this forum would classify me as an alcoholic but if you had to wake up everyday in mobile al youd take to drinking early and often too lol
Free Man 8:18 PM - 25 April, 2011
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thats true too im a daily excessive drinker, most people on this forum would classify me as an alcoholic but if you had to wake up everyday in mobile al youd take to drinking early and often too lol



If a bunch of DJ's would call you an alcoholic, you got issues...
philldafunk 1:27 AM - 26 April, 2011
We all know djs can hold their drank lol... I average about 6 henessey red bull (doubles) + whatever shots are given to me, still manage to pack up equipment and drive home... Should I be proud or Embarrassed
O.B.1 1:59 AM - 26 April, 2011
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Should I be proud or Embarrassed

^^^ just be careful...
d:raf 5:15 AM - 26 April, 2011
I'm usually done at 3 beers these days, but maybe that's the soul-sucking effect of switching to MIDI controllers...
DJ Dac 3:54 PM - 6 May, 2011
ok, came across this site... now we can watch djs undercut each other in real time!!! www.pro-bids.com
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:55 PM - 6 May, 2011
omg thats epic
DJ Dynamite - NJ 5:46 PM - 6 May, 2011
WOW...
Quote:
Can do it for $175. Lights,fog, quality equipment, and good variety of music. Will not be disappointed

this ass clown is offering to do a 5 hour party for that cheap. I feel sorry for the people that hire him
Free Man 10:57 PM - 6 May, 2011
"We are DC Entertainment and would love to provide Disc Jockey service for your event, $100/hr., fill free to call us or email or go online if you have any questions or concerns. "

I wouldnt hire as soon as i say
"fill free"

that's no type-o

how do you fill free?
jwagner 11:32 PM - 6 May, 2011
Quote:
"We are DC Entertainment and would love to provide Disc Jockey service for your event, $100/hr., fill free to call us or email or go online if you have any questions or concerns. "

I wouldnt hire as soon as i say
"fill free"

that's no type-o

how do you fill free?


yeah def not a typo. its like spelling "you" as "yhu". They meant to type it like that due to lack of a education.
jwagner 11:33 PM - 6 May, 2011
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a education.


an education
Free Man 12:47 AM - 7 May, 2011
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a education.


an education


at least you corrected it yourself... lol
Free Man 2:23 PM - 9 May, 2011
Not on craigslist... but I read this somewhere...

Vinyl and CD's are in the past. For $10 per month you can download and play over 6 million songs from Rhapsody for Free. Have a laptop? DJ software is $30- $100. Boom! $110 and your modernized.
DJ Dac 5:02 PM - 9 May, 2011
Quote:
Not on craigslist... but I read this somewhere...

Vinyl and CD's are in the past. For $10 per month you can download and play over 6 million songs from Rhapsody for Free. Have a laptop? DJ software is $30- $100. Boom! $110 and your modernized.

at my gig this weekend, the lady who hired me asked for some obscure random songs that i couldn't find any where. so shes like, i have a service where i pay 10 dollars a month and can download all the music i want... i started to explain but was like forget it...
Free Man 12:40 AM - 28 May, 2011
have A pro DJ @ Your event (any where in the valley)

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Date: 2011-05-11, 11:02PM MDT
Reply to: serv-mu3wq-2376254115@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Bring A fun party atmosphere to Your event .With an interactive Pro DJ We have the best Gear in town . With the coolest lights turning any venue to the coolest club. We specialize in teen events . We have all the Hit's edited & unedited. We customize the Music just the why You want it .Call with Your best price & We will match it . With batter gear cooler lights & A much funner DJ .... call Today 801 972 7070


•Location: any where in the valley
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Free Man 12:40 AM - 28 May, 2011
I posted my own...

National Pro DJ

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Date: 2011-05-27, 6:38PM MDT
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I am a Pro DJ that has toured the United States. Specialize in Adult parties/events.

Huge collection of music with a lot of expletives such as "Fuck", "Shit", "Bitch", "Hoe"

I'll make your party pop and I guarantee that you won't want to stop


•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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jwagner 12:45 AM - 28 May, 2011
yeah I'm still playing in the minor leauge dj circuit. I get called up a few times a year to the pros tho.
Free Man 11:24 PM - 2 June, 2011
DJ Dac 4:25 AM - 3 June, 2011
just go to it... i guess everyone needs to clean out there closets sometime...OMFG
phoenix.craigslist.org
Serato
adrian w 5:26 AM - 3 June, 2011
This is worth a good look for responses to Craig's List ads.

dontevenreply.com
jwagner 6:39 AM - 3 June, 2011
ventura.craigslist.org

Technics 1200 mk2 (pair) - $1300 (Oxnard )

Date: 2011-06-01, 10:33AM PDT
Reply to: sale-vk9aq-2414886555@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

On sale pair of great working technics well taken care of, it includes a pair of rare colored serato records, for more info send me a message or call at 805***3884


Really?
lvmez 12:40 PM - 3 June, 2011
Quote:
www.ksl.com



lol.
mic 2:31 AM - 6 June, 2011
sandiego.craigslist.org

Date: 2011-06-05, 5:58PM PDT
Reply to: lxglvz@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am looking for any opening Dj time slots available for club residency. I have 10+ yrs experience. I have own equipment.

I am willing to play for free as well. My music genre is progressive house, progressive trance, tech-house.

Please contact me at (915)274-0600.




freejays...
jwagner 3:02 AM - 6 June, 2011
10 years in the game and still a freejay. SMH
DJ Schematic 4:32 PM - 6 June, 2011
orangecounty.craigslist.org

INVENTION FOR SALE (LAKE FOREST)
Date: 2011-06-06, 6:52AM PDT

E-Z POOP PICK UP,SCOOPER,MAKE OFFER,CASH ONLY.THANK YOU

Location: LAKE FOREST
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
DJ Dac 4:00 AM - 7 June, 2011
freejay! great industry experience!!! ooooo
phoenix.craigslist.org


We are in need of an energetic up and coming DJ looking to get their foot in the door by Djing at a popular Westside club.

Requirements:
21 or older
Large social media following
Serato Scratch Live capable


This gig is to perform an opening set from 9:30 PM to 11:15 PM on either a Friday or Saturday Night as well as possible MC duties. The pay is a bar tab. This is a great opportunity to get involved in nightlife and meet people that can help jump-start a career in the "Industry". The position requires a live tryout on either a Friday or Saturday night.

If interested please send experience and a brief history of yourself and contact information to the email above, as well as any questions you may have. Be ready to start this weekend!
O.B.1 4:15 AM - 7 June, 2011
^^^bring a a couple dozen friends and get them drinks all night on your "bar tab" and when the place gets pissed about $1280 in drinks, then tell them instead of a bar tab you'll do it for only $500 next time since they're providing the equipment!
slimmjimm 11:43 AM - 7 June, 2011
Not condoning, but at least you're only being a whore for 2 hours instead of a whole night.

If some place offered me unlimited tab all night for an occasional hour or so, I'd probably be game, but it would end up just like O.B.1 said.

No Bankers Club please, I can deal with middle shelf, but don't step to me with that frat boy bullshit.
Dj-M.Bezzle 1:25 PM - 7 June, 2011
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^^^bring a a couple dozen friends and get them drinks all night on your "bar tab" and when the place gets pissed about $1280 in drinks, then tell them instead of a bar tab you'll do it for only $500 next time since they're providing the equipment!



Yup, id show up load a track then say im gonna need 5 bottles of your most expensive champaign, 5 bottles of your most expensive tequilla and a bottle of goose sent over to the DJ booth,
DJ Dac 4:03 AM - 10 June, 2011
heres a cheap way to get drops...

european accent needed (tempe scotttsdale)
Date: 2011-06-08, 7:59PM MST
Reply to: scottkrot@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
hi, i need some one with a european accent to record reading saying some short sentence and email them to me.

looking for a female voice british, Swedish, Australian would even work, something other than american or mexican.

if you could please record your self saying these lines in the clearest possible way (nothing extremely high tech, iphone quality would work) and then email them to me.

i will be using them in my DJ sets when i dj pool parties in oldtown, private events, more to just get a laugh from my friends and fans

Doesnt have to be anything fancy i think your iphone has a recorder that you can record and email. (just try to record each one separately not all one voice file...

Heres some lines that would i thought of, but feel free to be creative. ttys.

"Your listening to the world famous DJ chinnutz"

"your listening to Scottsdale's dirtiest dj, DJ Chinnnutz"

"this is a happy birthday shout out to all you slutz"

"welcome to the scottsdale shore bithces"

" your listening to dj chinnutz live from scottsdale"

feel free to come up with your own, i dj electronic house music...

i have a 20$ amc gift card in it for you. or id gladly buy a drink or something if you live in tempe/scottsdale area.

i could also exchange for design work if you would like biz cards done or something

phoenix.craigslist.org
bicedidit 12:49 PM - 10 June, 2011
dj chin nutz lol.
thats bad.

"you are now listening to the only man who dj's with a nut on his chin"...lol
Free Man 3:34 PM - 10 June, 2011
lol at AMC Gift card
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:27 PM - 10 June, 2011
mobile.craigslist.org

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Lowest Priced DJ! (Mobile/Baldwin)

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With Nearly 20 years providing music for the Gulf coast, Gulf South Music has the lowest prices in town! If you find a lower price , we will even beat that! If you are planning a Wedding , Birthday Party , Holiday party, Company event, BBQ, or even a crawfish boil, What ever you want music at , we can provide! With over 65,000 songs (and growing) YOU pick what you want played at your event! We help you every step of the way to insure your event goes off with out a hitch .Check out our website at www.gulfsouthmusic.co.cc Or email above and a DJ will get right back to you. Book your date now!


Location: Mobile/Baldwin
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Free Man 4:41 PM - 10 June, 2011
saltlakecity.craigslist.org

a little old... But when compensation is free admission... that's the lamest one i've heard yet... can you imagine Britney Spears paying $150 for a ticket to her own show?

Viedographer wanted for Partners in Crime Entertainment (The Complex)

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Videographer or individual handy with a video camera is wanted to record a comedy gig at the Complex. The gig will include comedian Anthony Starke with special guests Levi Rounds (voted Utah's Top Comic by City Weekly), Christopher Stevenson, Trenton James and music by the Whirling Dervish, hosted by comedian LJ Doyle. Compensation will be free entry into the show, and possibly something to add to your resume. Please contact us @ partners_in_crime@live.com ASAP if interested! Thank you!
DJ Dac 4:44 PM - 10 June, 2011
special guests Levi Rounds (voted Utah's Top Comic by City Weekly), watch out guys hes utah's top comic! if this guy isnt a resume builder then i dont know what is!
Free Man 4:47 PM - 10 June, 2011
Quote:
special guests Levi Rounds (voted Utah's Top Comic by City Weekly), watch out guys hes utah's top comic! if this guy isnt a resume builder then i dont know what is!


Serious... you're more likely to get publicity that will take you somewhere by getting a snapshot with a real celeb...
Free Man 4:48 PM - 10 June, 2011
Or by coming up with the best yo mamma joke ever...
DJ Dac 5:06 PM - 10 June, 2011
free entry on what im sure is a 10 dollar show... i guess if i had nothing better to do and a camera, i would throw that bitch on a tripod, sit back start drinking and enjoy the show...
Free Man 6:01 PM - 10 June, 2011
Quote:
free entry on what im sure is a 10 dollar show... i guess if i had nothing better to do and a camera, i would throw that bitch on a tripod, sit back start drinking and enjoy the show...

If i really wanted to go, I'd prob have a ticket...

now if i wanted to be a dick, i'd film it, and then say there wasnt an agreement to give the tape to you, just to film it... $300 for the recording...

oh, thanks for the free admission
DJ Dac 8:15 PM - 10 June, 2011
get'em!
sacrilicious 5:16 PM - 15 June, 2011
Quote:
portland.craigslist.org

Looking for DJ for this Sat. 10pm-1am (Portland Metro area)

Date: 2011-06-13, 11:06PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-vuwtu-2439295425@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a DJ with an up to date playlist. Hip Hop, Top 40, Electronic Music------ This event is scheduled from 10pm-1am (but may continue to 2am). If satisfactory, we would like to offer possible long term employment (Fridays)...... Please respond with full name, dj name, phone number and a little back ground on your career as a dj. No "professional" experience required. If you feel you have what it takes to motivate a crowd and have a decent playlist---- you are qualified. I have over 50 gigs of music that I could share with you aswell to help build your collection. This event is for this Saturday! July 18th! I will be doing call backs all day tomorrow... Than you... I look forward to working with you!

Location: Portland Metro area
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Compensation: $25/hour
jwagner 8:47 PM - 15 June, 2011
Quote:
I have over 50 gigs of music that I could share with you aswell to help build your collection.


hmm pretty sure he wants some "sharing" in return
Jsavino 6:54 PM - 16 June, 2011
Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.
From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem.

When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

From marty ******* to Me

absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way?

Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge.

How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?

I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it."

From marty ******* to Me

Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

shut the fuck up.
lvmez 7:06 PM - 16 June, 2011
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! funny.
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:11 PM - 20 June, 2011
Quote:
Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.
From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem.

When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

From marty ******* to Me

absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way?

Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge.

How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?

I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it."

From marty ******* to Me

Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

shut the fuck up.


www.dontevenreply.com
Free Man 2:58 PM - 20 June, 2011
I just made this one...

saltlakecity.craigslist.org


Celebrate being single again!

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Are you getting divorced, recently divorced or just happy to be divorced? If so, you should throw a party.
Why? Because after all the stress you've been through, you need to have fun with everyone who cares about you.

And. . . I want to DJ your party.

Years of experience and thousands of very satisfied people would tell you that parties that I DJ are nothing short of amazing.
You and your friends will all have a great time!




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DJ Schematic 4:18 PM - 20 June, 2011
these Nigerian scams are becoming better and better LOL

got this in my email box today (with over 50+ other dj's in the "to" and "CC" section)

Hello Photographer, I am Mr ian wess, my wedding will be comming up on july 31st 2011 in New York, I will like you to be the entertainer dj for my wedding Reception. I was able to get your details on google search where my good friend here in london directed me to find professional photographer so I look forward to a very big, social and colorful wedding reception, I want the best of professional job. You will only be working for just three hours at my wedding reception which is going to take place at the reception hall of the '21' Club New York in New York, 40 to 55 people will be attending the wedding reception and I only need you to cover the occassion and edit & package it in a memory card or in a film pack, I will be printing them out myself, I want you to tell me if you will be available for this job on the selected date for my reception, If you are going to be available, I will want you to quote me for your total fee, I will make all the neccessary arrangement for your transportation and your hotel reservation through my event planner, I am personaly based in London but I will be comming home for the wedding with my beautiful wife soon, I will be waiting online for your response in order for me to know how to proceed.

Regards ian wess.
Free Man 4:31 PM - 20 June, 2011
Quote:
these Nigerian scams are becoming better and better LOL

got this in my email box today (with over 50+ other dj's in the "to" and "CC" section)

Hello Photographer, I am Mr ian wess, my wedding will be comming up on july 31st 2011 in New York, I will like you to be the entertainer dj for my wedding Reception. I was able to get your details on google search where my good friend here in london directed me to find professional photographer so I look forward to a very big, social and colorful wedding reception, I want the best of professional job. You will only be working for just three hours at my wedding reception which is going to take place at the reception hall of the '21' Club New York in New York, 40 to 55 people will be attending the wedding reception and I only need you to cover the occassion and edit & package it in a memory card or in a film pack, I will be printing them out myself, I want you to tell me if you will be available for this job on the selected date for my reception, If you are going to be available, I will want you to quote me for your total fee, I will make all the neccessary arrangement for your transportation and your hotel reservation through my event planner, I am personaly based in London but I will be comming home for the wedding with my beautiful wife soon, I will be waiting online for your response in order for me to know how to proceed.

Regards ian wess.



lol, reply and tell him that you will be out of the country, but will fly back for the day for $30,000
juelz701 8:13 AM - 21 June, 2011
Quote:
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Not DJ-related, but somebody wants to trade a Mustang for 2 pounds of weed: hailmaryjane.com


haha, someone (not me) should do it, he says 454 grams, no more - no less...
(454 grams is only 1 lb.) and just give him the work weed,




Actually a pound of weed is only 448, a pound in scientific terms is equal to 454
O.B.1 5:32 PM - 21 June, 2011
actually 28.35g = an ounce x 16 = 453.6g
-you've been getting short changed!
Free Man 5:36 PM - 21 June, 2011
Quote:
actually 28.35g = an ounce x 16 = 453.6g
-you've been getting short changed!


I wonder what everyone is paying these days...
O.B.1 7:55 PM - 21 June, 2011
^^^ all the medical dispenseries charge pretty much $300+ (kind of taxed if you ask me)
Free Man 8:37 PM - 21 June, 2011
what about street pricing? (tax free)
O.B.1 8:49 PM - 21 June, 2011
um... I wouldn't know about that - but I'm sure it depends on many factors
bicedidit 11:09 AM - 23 June, 2011
300 is not bad if Ur only getting 1
From what I've heard...
DJ Schematic 7:38 PM - 24 June, 2011
I'm sure it's a typo, but still funny haha

orangecounty.craigslist.org

Kids misc. toys & story books (Gg)
Date: 2011-06-24, 11:53AM PDT
Reply to: sale-zfjxw-2460278926@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Plz take all
if u could bring pepsi cans or Gatorade in exchange for my kids that will be awsome
thanks


Location: Gg
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FunkyRob 11:35 PM - 24 June, 2011
I always like the ones who ask top dollar for some old ass gear.

sfbay.craigslist.org
DJ SPAIR 6:49 PM - 25 June, 2011
lasvegas.craigslist.org
Skinny white boy for a chubby asain - 21


Title says it all I am 21 five feet tall around 200 pounds. I am a vert nice girl, I am very loyal and honest. I believe it takes two to fix a relation. I do not cheat or use a man no I do not.drive its a personal thing I do work and have my own apt. My ideal date is either hanging with friends watching a movie dinner idk sometimes a surprise also I only like white male or a white male mixed with asain only ages 21-30 when u email me put ur age in subj and must attach picture
d:raf 2:36 AM - 26 June, 2011
Quote:
I always like the ones who ask top dollar for some old ass gear.

sfbay.craigslist.org



That mixer is pretty rare... at least in full working condition anyway.
Jmix78 12:08 AM - 27 June, 2011
v7's for sale

miami.craigslist.org
jwagner 12:18 AM - 27 June, 2011
Quote:
v7's for sale

miami.craigslist.org


only funny/ odd ones. Not ones promoting a sale
DJ Schematic 1:08 PM - 27 June, 2011
Quote:
lasvegas.craigslist.org
Skinny white boy for a chubby asain - 21


Title says it all I am 21 five feet tall around 200 pounds. I am a vert nice girl, I am very loyal and honest. I believe it takes two to fix a relation. I do not cheat or use a man no I do not.drive its a personal thing I do work and have my own apt. My ideal date is either hanging with friends watching a movie dinner idk sometimes a surprise also I only like white male or a white male mixed with asain only ages 21-30 when u email me put ur age in subj and must attach picture

lmao!
Free Man 3:36 PM - 27 June, 2011
Quote:
I always like the ones who ask top dollar for some old ass gear.

sfbay.craigslist.org


perfect example...
DJ Schematic 1:57 PM - 28 June, 2011
orangecounty.craigslist.org

Technics SL-1210 M3D - $800 (Anaheim)

Selling ONE Technics SL-1210 M3D
Includes: 1 Travel Road Case
1 Ortofon Needle & Cartridge
1 Slipmat & 1 Vinyl.
In Excellent Condition.
Price Is Firm.
FunkyRob 2:30 PM - 28 June, 2011
I guess they are going to start being collectors items now
Logisticalstyles 6:00 PM - 28 June, 2011
Quote:
orangecounty.craigslist.org

Technics SL-1210 M3D - $800 (Anaheim)

Selling ONE Technics SL-1210 M3D
Includes: 1 Travel Road Case
1 Ortofon Needle & Cartridge
1 Slipmat & 1 Vinyl.
In Excellent Condition.
Price Is Firm.


1 Vinyl? I'm going to assume it's a control vinyl.
DJ Schematic 9:50 PM - 28 June, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
orangecounty.craigslist.org

Technics SL-1210 M3D - $800 (Anaheim)

Selling ONE Technics SL-1210 M3D
Includes: 1 Travel Road Case
1 Ortofon Needle & Cartridge
1 Slipmat & 1 Vinyl.
In Excellent Condition.
Price Is Firm.


1 Vinyl? I'm going to assume it's a control vinyl.

Better be a control vinyl made of solid gold for that price
Free Man 10:24 PM - 1 July, 2011
O.B.1 10:34 PM - 1 July, 2011
Quote:
www.ksl.com


L to the O to the L!
ninos 10:35 PM - 1 July, 2011
"mega nice"

damn must be pretty nice then
Free Man 12:50 AM - 2 July, 2011
I like the "Just Listen"

maybe it should say "Dont listen" or "Listen but not too loud"
Jesus Christ 1:23 AM - 2 July, 2011
"Just Listen" and you'll know why they're so cheap!
Free Man 2:38 AM - 2 July, 2011
exactly
DJ Dac 8:28 PM - 5 July, 2011
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i am a fucking moron, so some guy had on craigslist friday night for 2 1200mk5's, a fucking 57, an sl3, 2 tb of vids, some pioneer effects thing, AND a peavey amp, for 1250, all in MINT shape, since we are getting a new roof in a couple weeks the wife said no... today i said fuck it and i was just going to go grab it... and they just sold surprise surprise... that was the chance of the life time to get some new gear....
Free Man 9:16 PM - 5 July, 2011
problem was you asked... I asked my wife if i could get 64gb ipad for $450... she said yes, then changed her mind... said take it back.. I said I could sell it, she insisted i take it back...costed me $75 restocking fee...

could have sold it and made a profit
DJ Dac 10:15 PM - 5 July, 2011
SHE SAID SURE IF WE WERNT GETTING A ROOF IN A COUPLE WEEKS!!!!!!!!! i almost SHIT MYSELF... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im still so pissed... if we didn't finally pay off our credit cards after 5 years of tossing money at it a month ago i would have just ran out and grabbed them, but we finally are in the black, but man, that was a once in a lifetime grab... oh and it all came with nice cases...
DJ Schematic 10:52 PM - 5 July, 2011
Quote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i am a fucking moron, so some guy had on craigslist friday night for 2 1200mk5's, a fucking 57, an sl3, 2 tb of vids, some pioneer effects thing, AND a peavey amp, for 1250, all in MINT shape, since we are getting a new roof in a couple weeks the wife said no... today i said fuck it and i was just going to go grab it... and they just sold surprise surprise... that was the chance of the life time to get some new gear....

wow that's a steal.
DJ Dac 11:10 PM - 5 July, 2011
yeah, i could have sold the sl3(already have it) and the effects thing (dont really need it) for 5-600, would have had a back up amp and instant ability to spin vid's....
DJ Schematic 12:04 AM - 6 July, 2011
Quote:
yeah, i could have sold the sl3(already have it) and the effects thing (dont really need it) for 5-600, would have had a back up amp and instant ability to spin vid's....

yeah, minus the $200 for the VSL plug-in, and you'd be set.
DJ Dac 5:20 AM - 6 July, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
yeah, i could have sold the sl3(already have it) and the effects thing (dont really need it) for 5-600, would have had a back up amp and instant ability to spin vid's....

yeah, minus the $200 for the VSL plug-in, and you'd be set.

the 200 for vls is no big deal, thats like making it though cocktail and dinner hour at one weddings worth of work, or i would just get it off some torrent.. i kid i kid... but thats what i would tell my wife and just go buy it...
philldafunk 7:53 PM - 8 July, 2011
austin.craigslist.org


6 HIPHOP SONGS MIXED MIXED AT THE ENDS ALSO THROW SOME DROPS MAYBE BRAKES IN THERE AND YES I WILL PAY YOU 25 DOLLARS THROUGH PAYPAL IF YOU HAVE IT. THIS WILL LITERALLY TAKE YOU 30 MINUTES SO ITS WORTH THE 25. THANK YOU SO MUCH GET BACK AT ME ASAP!

Location: austin tx
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d:raf 1:24 AM - 11 July, 2011
^lolz

Not DJ-related but still amusing: asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
$11 maybe one day per week (asheville)

Hello asheville! I am looking for a secluded place where I can do some sunbathing maybe one day per week this summer. I am a nudist and want to get an all over tan. If you have a place you are willing to "rent" on a daily basis, then hit me up. Put "summer" in the subject. thanks!!!

Location: asheville
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Free Man 4:18 PM - 11 July, 2011
that's funny!
prizo 7:34 PM - 12 July, 2011
Have tons of rare 12" for sale. Need to sell quick for cheap! If interested, contact me through here or by craiglist.

newyork.craigslist.org
Free Man 7:39 PM - 12 July, 2011
Quote:
Have tons of rare 12" for sale. Need to sell quick for cheap! If interested, contact me through here or by craiglist.

newyork.craigslist.org


sounds like someone ripped off a storage unit...
Jesus Christ 7:49 PM - 12 July, 2011
Quote:
Have tons of rare 12" for sale. Need to sell quick for cheap! If interested, contact me through here or by craiglist.

newyork.craigslist.org

IBTL!
sacrilicious 6:14 PM - 19 July, 2011
portland.craigslist.org

Not flag-worthy but lol-worthy:

Quote:
I am looking for a female counter part with skills in using garage band to make hip hop beats. I am an aspiring female rapper looking to combine my rap skills with someone elses musical talent. My goal is to work together and gradually put up some music videos on YouTube and eventually cut an album. I have been rapping since age 12 and am now 31. I feel like it's time to take this hobby to the next level. I have a brand new iPad 2 with mic and auto tune. I like all different styles of rap and hip hop but am most influenced by biggie, tupac, jz, eminen, black eyed peas, ti, flight of the conchords, etc.

Any interest, let me know!

Thanks,

Vanessa
DJ Shady Lady 6:15 PM - 19 July, 2011
"I have been rapping since age 12 and am now 31". dont knock tha hustle LOL
sacrilicious 6:16 PM - 19 July, 2011
^ you could be her female counterpart.
sacrilicious 6:17 PM - 19 July, 2011
I also liked "I have a brand new iPad 2 with mic and auto tune" and "influenced by...flight of the conchords."
Free Man 6:55 PM - 19 July, 2011
Quote:
"I have been rapping since age 12 and am now 31". dont knock tha hustle LOL


ummmm.. better late than never? I started DJ'n when i was 12, and am now 31 too... but at least i've added some money to the bank
DJ Shady Lady 8:25 PM - 19 July, 2011
ya but u arent just putting something together.

my fave besides flight of the conchords.....i need some GARAGEBAND loops.
O.B.1 12:08 AM - 20 July, 2011
loops are lame,
produce your own real music :)
DJ Deebar 7:18 AM - 21 July, 2011
Who has an extra SL-3 Kit? if it's for sale.. PM me..
Free Man 8:07 PM - 25 July, 2011
saltlakecity.craigslist.org


Are you getting divorced, recently divorced or just happy to be divorced? If so, you should throw a party.
Why? Because after all the stress you've been through, you need to have fun with everyone who cares about you.

And. . . I want to DJ your party.

Years of experience and thousands of very satisfied people would tell you that parties that I DJ are nothing short of amazing.
You and your friends will have so much fun they will want to get divorced too.
Mike_P 10:30 PM - 29 July, 2011
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Looking for DJs, Musicians to perform at yoga classes (Silverlake)

Date: 2011-07-28, 3:17PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-cxscq-2518444454@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We're a new, hip yoga studio right next door to Los Angeles City College in East Hollywood. We're quickly growing a following! Every Thurs night we have live DJs and musicians perform during a 75 minute candlelight yoga class. We have a mixer, decks and PA system here. All you need to do is bring your records or laptop.

We promote the night on our site, facebook, twitter and newsletter to 700+ people. it's a great way to get exposure as a musician, band or up-and-coming DJ. We're looking for instrumental music (no vocals) in a the downtempo, ambient, triphop or mushroom jazz vein. Mellow, more sparse arrangements. Examples of who we like: Lusine, Boards of Canada, Shiloh, DJ Shadow, etc.

You will get a free yoga class in exchange for performing, and everyone on your guest list can come to class for $5 off. Drop us a line and send us a link to some of your tunes. Read more about us at: www.xxxxxxx.la

Location: Silverlake
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Compensation: no pay
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slimmjimm 3:18 PM - 30 July, 2011
Could be worth it to see chicks on yoga pants.
slimmjimm 3:18 PM - 30 July, 2011
in, dammit, IN
DJ Dac 7:27 PM - 30 July, 2011
DJ Dac 7:27 PM - 30 July, 2011
thats not the working link, but there is a website for that
Jesus Christ 7:48 PM - 30 July, 2011
DJ Dac 8:52 PM - 30 July, 2011
thanks jesus...
DJ Shady Lady 11:28 PM - 10 August, 2011
this makes me sad:

losangeles.craigslist.org

Train Sexy Female DJ/Model - $$$$ (Los Angeles)
Date: 2011-08-07, 5:24PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-9ashg-2535229463@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Seeking Hot Female Model interested in learning how to DJ. Will train and book you in major hollywood venues. make $1500-5000 a night. Must be super sexy and have great personality. Paid training for the right person. Please send photos and contact information. train once a week, 4 weeks you work first venue.

Location: Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 1500-5000
jwagner 11:38 PM - 10 August, 2011
Quote:
make $1500-5000 a night


uhhh what kind of djing is this lol?
Free Man 11:42 PM - 10 August, 2011
Quote:
this makes me sad:

losangeles.craigslist.org

Train Sexy Female DJ/Model - $$$$ (Los Angeles)
Date: 2011-08-07, 5:24PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-9ashg-2535229463@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Seeking Hot Female Model interested in learning how to DJ. Will train and book you in major hollywood venues. make $1500-5000 a night. Must be super sexy and have great personality. Paid training for the right person. Please send photos and contact information. train once a week, 4 weeks you work first venue.

Location: Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 1500-5000


Sad? Sounds like an opportunity for you... all the guys should be thd sad ones... You have the existing talent already... and you have the looks too...
FunkyRob 11:43 PM - 10 August, 2011
I haven't seen you mix Shady, but you seem to fit the description on this one.

Won't need any "training" either.
jwagner 11:51 PM - 10 August, 2011
Send me a copy of the xxx movie uhhh I mean some footage of the gig lol
Free Man 11:54 PM - 10 August, 2011
on 2nd thought I think she just wanted some compliments...
DJ Shady Lady 12:08 AM - 11 August, 2011
no i mean its prob not even a legit gig its prob gonna be some poor model that got spammed by some nasty dude.

and im 5'3" way too short.

i just think its sad is all....4 weeks of one night a week training and you're on!! duh DAAAAA!!!
Free Man 12:20 AM - 11 August, 2011
i just think its sad is all....4 weeks of one night a week training and you're on!! duh DAAAAA!!!
Quote:
no i mean its prob not even a legit gig its prob gonna be some poor model that got spammed by some nasty dude.

and im 5'3" way too short.

i just think its sad is all....4 weeks of one night a week training and you're on!! duh DAAAAA!!!

There was a CL add a while ago in the same area that said need hott chick to pretend to DJ...
DJ Shady Lady 12:24 AM - 11 August, 2011
LOL pretend haha
Free Man 12:27 AM - 11 August, 2011
Quote:
LOL pretend haha


yeah it was specific and said mixes will be pre-recorded... just pretend to DJ... that would be kind of cool cause you dont have to worry about getting sloppy as you continue to keep drinking... I bet the mixer wouldnt really even be playing anything...
FunkyRob 4:54 PM - 24 August, 2011
Ashton Kutcher tweeted a link to this ad.

Who in San Francisco is looking for a roommate?

sfbay.craigslist.org
DJ Shady Lady 4:56 PM - 24 August, 2011
i know its hilarioussss
Free Man 5:09 PM - 24 August, 2011
That was awesome! makes me want to get a room mate that awesome.
Dj-M.Bezzle 5:53 PM - 24 August, 2011
hmmm hes from alabama huh ;) lol
ninos 5:49 AM - 25 August, 2011
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH LMAO
DJ Schematic 6:57 PM - 25 August, 2011
on twitter: @davekim917 They're not hiring me. Oh, and I lost my current job as well. @KTSpaghetti1 #funemployement

carry on
DJ Shady Lady 5:15 PM - 26 August, 2011
losangeles.craigslist.org

"all you need is a laptop with a lot of good music"

"no money right now but some possible in the future"

gtfo
Free Man 7:27 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
gtfo


exactly... what kind of person calls to talk to thie D.B.? unless they didnt read close enough to see it says no money... plus it is for a poetry reading... no thanks... i think i'd charge $1,500 for a poetry reading
jwagner 9:05 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
losangeles.craigslist.org

"all you need is a laptop with a lot of good music"

"no money right now but some possible in the future"

gtfo


"If I like your music taste and you enjoy playing for fun, then we can talk about a residence for you."

A poetry residence? It would be a dream come true!
Free Man 9:06 PM - 26 August, 2011
^^^Sounds like a nightmare to me...
O.B.1 9:08 PM - 26 August, 2011
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:37 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...



To DJ For Free:
by Dj mbezzle

To DJ for free is not for me
I have bills to pay you see
and if they are not paid by 3
ill have to work as a matri de
ill seat the guests and take the phone
all the while with no lights at home
ill have no fun bull ill get paid
where im used to getting drunk and laid
now however will girls touch my junk
if i dont get paid you stupid cunt
this is my job its how i live
its how i eat and feed my kids
but most of all its how i get laid
and THAT is why I must be paid

Pay me Pay me I dont care how
Pay me Pay me you stupid cow
Pay me Pay me cash or check
Before I break your fucking neck

I played the music I played it now
they waved their hands I rocked the crowd
they threw their hands up in the air
Pay me now and I dont care
where its from or how get it
just make sure you dont forget it
money makes the world go round
and I know where you can be found
so dont try no stupid shit
dont try to run or throw a fit
no BS im done with it
the next words you better say
are when and where i will be paid!!
Free Man 9:38 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...

just a simple roses are red violets are blue one...


roses are red

violets are blue

i just used the rest of my free time to say....

_______ __u
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:40 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...

just a simple roses are red violets are blue one...


roses are red

violets are blue

i just used the rest of my free time to say....

_______ __u



now i feel like an over achiever, i wrote mine in a hurry so theres a few typios and i think it wanders away fromt he inteded subject of WHY we gt paid but its friday and i get off work in 20 minutes lol
djpuma_gemini 9:43 PM - 26 August, 2011
Here's what you do,

Book the gig, say you'll be there yadda yadda,

Now go to the event, with gear in your car and when they freak out and say shit the free dj didn't show, say, man I just got done with a gig, just pay me $200 and I'll do it.
djpuma_gemini 9:44 PM - 26 August, 2011
Sorry, when go to the event, I mean sit in crowd and act like you like the gay poetry shit.
d:raf 10:21 PM - 26 August, 2011
I like playing poetry gigs (not too many places I can get away with playing Boards of Canada & DJ Cam), but not for free...
Free Man 10:26 PM - 26 August, 2011
Quote:
I like playing poetry gigs ..


Really? I mean I guess I shouldnt knock it till i try it... but it doesnt seem like a gig that i'd be stoaked to DJ at.
d:raf 12:31 AM - 27 August, 2011
If you don't actually appreciate spoken word performance or non-hyped-up dj-type situations it could be more annoying than fun. Personally I'd sooner play a poetry slam than a frat party ;).
DJ Shady Lady 4:43 AM - 27 August, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...



To DJ For Free:
by Dj mbezzle

To DJ for free is not for me
I have bills to pay you see
and if they are not paid by 3
ill have to work as a matri de
ill seat the guests and take the phone
all the while with no lights at home
ill have no fun bull ill get paid
where im used to getting drunk and laid
now however will girls touch my junk
if i dont get paid you stupid cunt
this is my job its how i live
its how i eat and feed my kids
but most of all its how i get laid
and THAT is why I must be paid

Pay me Pay me I dont care how
Pay me Pay me you stupid cow
Pay me Pay me cash or check
Before I break your fucking neck

I played the music I played it now
they waved their hands I rocked the crowd
they threw their hands up in the air
Pay me now and I dont care
where its from or how get it
just make sure you dont forget it
money makes the world go round
and I know where you can be found
so dont try no stupid shit
dont try to run or throw a fit
no BS im done with it
the next words you better say
are when and where i will be paid!!



omg please someone send this LOL
echa1945mf 3:05 PM - 27 August, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...



To DJ For Free:
by Dj mbezzle

To DJ for free is not for me
I have bills to pay you see
and if they are not paid by 3
ill have to work as a matri de
ill seat the guests and take the phone
all the while with no lights at home
ill have no fun bull ill get paid
where im used to getting drunk and laid
now however will girls touch my junk
if i dont get paid you stupid cunt
this is my job its how i live
its how i eat and feed my kids
but most of all its how i get laid
and THAT is why I must be paid

Pay me Pay me I dont care how
Pay me Pay me you stupid cow
Pay me Pay me cash or check
Before I break your fucking neck

I played the music I played it now
they waved their hands I rocked the crowd
they threw their hands up in the air
Pay me now and I dont care
where its from or how get it
just make sure you dont forget it
money makes the world go round
and I know where you can be found
so dont try no stupid shit
dont try to run or throw a fit
no BS im done with it
the next words you better say
are when and where i will be paid!!



bahahahahahhahahahahha funniest shit by far
DJ Schematic 1:16 PM - 29 August, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
someone should respond with a poem telling why one doesn't DJ for free...



To DJ For Free:
by Dj mbezzle

To DJ for free is not for me
I have bills to pay you see
and if they are not paid by 3
ill have to work as a matri de
ill seat the guests and take the phone
all the while with no lights at home
ill have no fun bull ill get paid
where im used to getting drunk and laid
now however will girls touch my junk
if i dont get paid you stupid cunt
this is my job its how i live
its how i eat and feed my kids
but most of all its how i get laid
and THAT is why I must be paid

Pay me Pay me I dont care how
Pay me Pay me you stupid cow
Pay me Pay me cash or check
Before I break your fucking neck

I played the music I played it now
they waved their hands I rocked the crowd
they threw their hands up in the air
Pay me now and I dont care
where its from or how get it
just make sure you dont forget it
money makes the world go round
and I know where you can be found
so dont try no stupid shit
dont try to run or throw a fit
no BS im done with it
the next words you better say
are when and where i will be paid!!

gifninja.com
DJ Shady Lady 10:10 PM - 30 August, 2011
echa1945mf 6:29 AM - 31 August, 2011
Quote:
losangeles.craigslist.org

wow.....WTF



i stop reading after THIS IS NOT A SWINGERS THING hahahahahaha
Free Man 4:45 PM - 2 September, 2011
i'd do it! if i got to preview pics of everyone that was going to be there... some people shouldnt be allowed to be that free...
DJ Schematic 6:59 PM - 6 September, 2011
ninos 10:26 PM - 6 September, 2011
Quote:
i.imgur.com


hahahahahahhahahhaahhahahaahahahah wtf!
Free Man 3:55 PM - 7 September, 2011
Quote:
i.imgur.com


That would be a funny prank to pull on someone

LMAO
jmlbrns45 1:52 AM - 12 September, 2011
Here's another dj that will do any party for $200; sfbay.craigslist.org
jmlbrns45 1:53 AM - 12 September, 2011
oh btw; that's for 5 hours
FunkyRob 2:29 AM - 12 September, 2011
for $150 more he'll also be your bartender.
O.B.1 2:33 AM - 12 September, 2011
lol - mix me a drink, and mix me some breakbeats!
jmlbrns45 11:30 AM - 12 September, 2011
lol, im a dj and I charge way more than $200. fuckin undercutter djs
Free Man 3:39 PM - 12 September, 2011
double duty as bartender and DJ... must have some pre-recorded mixes... At least he gets to pick his own music while DJ'n.

If I charget hourly, I charge $200 to show up.
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:49 PM - 12 September, 2011
Quote:
double duty as bartender and DJ... must have some pre-recorded mixes... At least he gets to pick his own music while DJ'n.

If I charget hourly, I charge $200 to show up.



I wander if it would be awkward announcing to tip the bartender
jmlbrns45 3:58 PM - 12 September, 2011
lol or tell everyone in the club if they want a drink go to the dj cuz he is also the bartender
DJ Schematic 3:06 PM - 19 September, 2011
Free Man 3:33 PM - 19 September, 2011
Quote:
i.imgur.com


wow! that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
O.B.1 4:08 PM - 19 September, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
i.imgur.com


wow! that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.


+1
DJ Dynamite - NJ 11:20 AM - 20 September, 2011
Quote:
i.imgur.com

LOL
FunkyRob 5:41 PM - 21 September, 2011
There's a guy selling an SL3 for only $180 that I saw in CL today.

Too good to be true?

it's the box only, with no cables or discs. But still, damn that's cheap.
djpuma_gemini 5:46 PM - 21 September, 2011
buy it and test it out first, tell him to meet you somewhere open like mcdonalds and test it out.
Ask to meet at a police station if he's down then it's probably not stolen.
FunkyRob 6:29 PM - 21 September, 2011
LOL, I won't even go meet at a police station and I've done nothing wrong.
O.B.1 6:34 PM - 21 September, 2011
tell them to come alone, meet you in a dark alley, at 3AM... put them on the defensive!
bicedidit 6:44 PM - 21 September, 2011
ha. last time i voluntarily went to a police station, i wasnt allowed to leave....

fcuk the police.

now back to your regularly scheduled program.

i once sold some equipment and had the stranger come to my crib. i got lucky but wont be making that mistake again.
Dj-GizyGiz 10:54 PM - 23 September, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
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i.imgur.com


wow! that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.


+1


LOL!!!! THAT'S SOME FUNNY SH*T!
DJ Schematic 7:11 PM - 29 September, 2011
djpuma_gemini 10:34 PM - 29 September, 2011
LMAO, but also I'd like to know what you were doing in that section on CL
evensteven 11:05 PM - 29 September, 2011
O.B.1 1:16 AM - 30 September, 2011


I am actually in the market for a hazer, but this isn't the place to be buying/selling (against the rules) - these ads are supposed to be just funny, ridiculous, or just plain amusing...
DJ Schematic 5:36 PM - 30 September, 2011
Quote:
LMAO, but also I'd like to know what you were doing in that section on CL

I was actually looking for a way OUT of that area. LOL
O.B.1 7:59 PM - 30 September, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
LMAO, but also I'd like to know what you were doing in that section on CL

I was actually looking for a way OUT of the closet. LOL


not that there's anything wrong with it... (nh)(nm)
DJ Schematic 7:08 PM - 3 October, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
LMAO, but also I'd like to know what you were doing in that section on CL

I was actually looking for a way OUT of the closet. LOL


not that there's anything wrong with it... (nh)(nm)

ha, sometimes i forget which forum I'm posting in. Gotta watch my back in this one (pun intended) nm
DJ Dac 3:52 AM - 5 October, 2011
watch out guys, this guy knows what hes doing... phoenix.craigslist.org

Cheapest DJ in AZ - $10 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-10-04, 10:40AM MST

I can DJ any event from bday parties to huge events
only 10 dollars an hour..I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing
call or text me asap because I will get booked quick
Free Man 9:36 PM - 6 October, 2011
Quote:
watch out guys, this guy knows what hes doing... phoenix.craigslist.org

Cheapest DJ in AZ - $10 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-10-04, 10:40AM MST

I can DJ any event from bday parties to huge events
only 10 dollars an hour..I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing
call or text me asap because I will get booked quick



"I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing"
wow... reply with i'm a dentist... not out of school yet, but i know what i'm doing... want braces?
DJ Schematic 2:12 PM - 10 October, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
watch out guys, this guy knows what hes doing... phoenix.craigslist.org

Cheapest DJ in AZ - $10 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-10-04, 10:40AM MST

I can DJ any event from bday parties to huge events
only 10 dollars an hour..I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing
call or text me asap because I will get booked quick



"I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing"
wow... reply with i'm a dentist... not out of school yet, but i know what i'm doing... want braces?

Sad thing is, I know someone who will put on braces for you out of their garage. LOL
DJ Dac 3:53 PM - 10 October, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
watch out guys, this guy knows what hes doing... phoenix.craigslist.org

Cheapest DJ in AZ - $10 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-10-04, 10:40AM MST

I can DJ any event from bday parties to huge events
only 10 dollars an hour..I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing
call or text me asap because I will get booked quick



"I am a new DJ but I have been doing this for 6 months so i know what i'm doing"
wow... reply with i'm a dentist... not out of school yet, but i know what i'm doing... want braces?

Sad thing is, I know someone who will put on braces for you out of their garage. LOL

didnt jenna jamisons brother do that or something?
jmlbrns45 11:28 PM - 10 October, 2011
lol that dj probably will bring pc speakers to the gig.
DJ Dac 6:28 PM - 13 October, 2011
oo broken windows, and a dj that spins for beer, i want these guys...

phoenix.craigslist.org

House Party Lights and Sound (Phoenix and Mesa area)
Date: 2011-10-13, 8:22AM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
We have a 7k watt system that can break windows in most houses and a couple light boards. Simple enough to put some killer lights and sound into an event. We are looking for some house parties over the next few weeks any days are acceptable.

The amount to get the system out to a home for the night (usually till 2am) is $200.
We are located in east Mesa. If there is a long travel distance than there may be a gas charge.
I can bring DJ's that will spin for beer (if you want more than just me and my buddy).
Daktyl 9:26 AM - 16 October, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org
I Need an Experience DJ Help (Queens)

Date: 2011-10-12, 11:35AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-af8r5-2645799473@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I had been Laid OFF from my previous employment.

I am a NEW DJ, currently looking to make a living ,

I would like help from an Experience Fellow DJ

Feel free to Leave your number so we can Talk.

I need a couple Good Website to download Free MP3 Songs.

Location: Queens
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: as agrree
PostingID: 2645799473
DJ Dac 2:26 PM - 16 October, 2011
gettem!
DJ Dac 2:56 PM - 16 October, 2011
phoenix.craigslist.org

Free DJ (phoenix)
Date: 2011-10-16, 2:29AM MST
Reply to: sale-c3dpf-2652300467@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
will DJ for free
need to practice before my debut at a club in California
book a day
will do any day any event any party
and the party goes on all night!!
DJ Dynamite - NJ 1:08 AM - 18 October, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:

Cutting to the chase the gig is tomorrow (FRIDAY) you will be opening for a MAJOR celebrity and a MAJOR DJ

Pay is $200

HOWEVER you must have floor monitors for the stage, wireless mics, and any other gear you can provide (the venue is providing P.A. we just need backline)

I will be responsible for your gear anything happens I pay for it, I can also get you a ride there and back home. You must be able to listen to instructions and do what WE need, this is a MAJOR event not some ran down party.

If you can do it email, if you can't keep browsing.

Thanks

Location: NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 200



PostingID: 2648790452

It's a major event, not a ran down party... but yet they don't have wireless mics, stage monitors and such. And instead of hiring a professional sound guy they wanna find someone to DJ and provide this equipment for $200...LMAO
Daktyl 2:30 AM - 18 October, 2011
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
Cutting to the chase the gig is tomorrow (FRIDAY) you will be opening for a MAJOR celebrity and a MAJOR DJ

Pay is $200

HOWEVER you must have floor monitors for the stage, wireless mics, and any other gear you can provide (the venue is providing P.A. we just need backline)

I will be responsible for your gear anything happens I pay for it, I can also get you a ride there and back home. You must be able to listen to instructions and do what WE need, this is a MAJOR event not some ran down party.

If you can do it email, if you can't keep browsing.

Thanks

Location: NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 200



PostingID: 2648790452

It's a major event, not a ran down party... but yet they don't have wireless mics, stage monitors and such. And instead of hiring a professional sound guy they wanna find someone to DJ and provide this equipment for $200...LMAO

I actually answered that ad bro...the event was Wolfgang Gartner at Webster Hall... Best night of my life!
Daktyl 2:32 AM - 18 October, 2011
na, lemme stop. I saw that shit too and laughed my ass off....
lvmez 2:57 PM - 18 October, 2011
Quote:
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
Cutting to the chase the gig is tomorrow (FRIDAY) you will be opening for a MAJOR celebrity and a MAJOR DJ

Pay is $200

HOWEVER you must have floor monitors for the stage, wireless mics, and any other gear you can provide (the venue is providing P.A. we just need backline)

I will be responsible for your gear anything happens I pay for it, I can also get you a ride there and back home. You must be able to listen to instructions and do what WE need, this is a MAJOR event not some ran down party.

If you can do it email, if you can't keep browsing.

Thanks

Location: NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 200



PostingID: 2648790452

It's a major event, not a ran down party... but yet they don't have wireless mics, stage monitors and such. And instead of hiring a professional sound guy they wanna find someone to DJ and provide this equipment for $200...LMAO

I actually answered that ad bro...the event was Wolfgang Gartner at Webster Hall... Best night of my life!


you took the gig?
O.B.1 4:38 PM - 18 October, 2011
Any 1 Seeking A "Battle DJ" aka "Turntablist"??? (West Seattle)

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I appologize in advance for this bieng SUPER LONG! So don't know if I'll get much feedback or any responses due to that, but suppose we'll see. :o)

I'm not automatically thinking you are, if you are reading this or at least skimming thru it, though maybe there's a possibility I just might grab your attention for a minute or two. Pending on what you see about me that jumps out at you.
I've made a few posts here before. So there is a possibility you might have come across me before. I just haven't gotten anything rolling. Maybe it's how I present myself. It's all in the timing, so I'm just seeing if it's my time.
Okay, okay...so IT'S OBVIOUS that being a 'turntablist' is not my 'day-job' nor my 'night-job' ....maybe it's not THAT obvious... I'm not saying it hasn't ever been or could be...I've made a few club aappetances, though nothing recently...say in the past couple years....So I know that's probably not scoring me much, if any brownie points. I've kinda been off the scene for a while, So, I'm just trying to get back into it. Just looking for a little ambition, and someone to keep me motivated. I kinda let life happenings intrude and take me away from something I love.
I've done many competitions (DJ Battles) all over the country throughout the 2000's...if you aren't familiar with 'dj battles'...it's basically dj competitions to see which Dj has the best routine... These competions are usually judged on originality, style, crowd response/pparticipation, stage presence...and a couple other categories...pending on the competition...Anyways...
It's pretty sad to say I haven't won any, but that doesn't mean I never came close, though maybe if I practiced my routines more than I did... ;o) Due to my absence I am NOT doing the DMC's this year, though maybe make a comeback there next year. I feel I should try something less BIG than the DMC's...to begin with.
The music styles I'm into (and can mix), in no particular order: new wave, 80's, 90's, pop, 80's rock, old achool, RnB, top 40, hip-hop, partybreaks, alternative, reggae/reggaeton, some club/techno, some 70's and funk/disco....the list goes on and on...so I appear to be pretty versatile.
I've made posts here before, but never got anything rolling, I don't know if it's me or the other person...
You remember the "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" music video at all by The Offspring done back in 19-ninety-something? I get told quite a bit I remind them of that dude...if you need/want pics, I can send ya a couple.
There's more to me than what's stated...OBVIOISLY....So, if any of above peeks your intetest, or you'd like to know more, you should send a shout on my direction! Whether you play a instrument (I can play the TURNTABLES) :o) or you're in a band or are looking to collaborate.... Even if you are just passing on by, don't hesitate to say what's up to me.

NOTE(S): A couple things to know first about me are...........I am totally OLD SCHOOL, so I spin vinyl ONLY, and I have NEVER mixed off a laptop, so I am not familiar with Serato or Traktor...or any other mixing program. Doesn't mean I am not willing to learn... So I just have a simple set-up (2 turntables and a mixer)... Also, I have NO PRODUCTION skills what-so-ever! Yeah, I am lacking those brownie points in those senses...though, maybe I'll make up for it in others. :o) If given the opportunity, that is.
Kinda makes ya wonder....what good is this guy for!?! Ha-Ha-Ha... :D

By the way...I'm 32 :o)
Daktyl 1:41 AM - 19 October, 2011
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you took the gig?

look at the post right above yours
lvmez 1:47 AM - 19 October, 2011
oh, lol.
philldafunk 5:20 AM - 19 October, 2011
austin.craigslist.org


Hi! I am hosting a traffic driving Halloween event on October 29th at a large, nationally known retail store.
I am looking for entertainment of all kinds to best meet our Halloween needs! In exchange for your time, we will be providing refreshments, encouraging tips (and you may set up a tip jar) and offering tremendous exposure for you and your business. The event will be advertised on our Facebook page and you may post your personal marketing in our windows for up to 1 week before the event.
Ideally I would like tarot card readers, palm readers, magicians, balloon twisters, face painters, Halloween themed DJ, etc.
Please let me know if you are interested in participating in this event! And thank you for your time!

Location: Barton Creek
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2657266510
d:raf 12:09 AM - 20 October, 2011
Want a deal on some... err... Wharfedales? Comes with free mp3s!!!1!!

greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
1 x Wharfedale Stereo Powered Mixer w/ USB ports (new in box)
2 x Wharfedale 12" Subwoofers with Horns (used twice - excellent condition)
2 x On Stage Adjustable Speaker Stands (new in boxes)
2 x Speaker Cords (new in packaging)
1 x On Stage Microphone (new in packaging)
1 x On Stage Microphone Stand (new in packaging)
Free MP3s w/ purchase - BYO Portable Electronic Storage Device (i.e. jump drive, external hard drive, etc)

Just add a laptop, IPod, or similar for a complete set up.

** Retailed at over $1,300 - Asking $995 OBO **
djpuma_gemini 12:19 AM - 20 October, 2011
We should walk into a lawyers office and try the shit the shitty ass promoters run.

I need a lawyer service for $200.

you can also setup a tip jar and promote your business while you get me acquitted of murdering someone.
Feel free to sell your merchandise of such and such lawfirm at the courthouse.

If you charge $400 an hour, this case isn't for you.

Please provide a resume and cases you gotten off.

Thanks
FunkyRob 1:40 AM - 20 October, 2011
WTF is Warfedale?

did a seach and found new 12 inch speakers for 158.23 each.

www.probroadcastsupply.com
DeeJayRobz 8:50 PM - 21 October, 2011
From Kijiji (Not much craigslist use up North)

halifax.kijiji.ca

"its yours truely Dj SkipitySkip im a young dj with a tremendous selection of music! if i do not have the song you are looking for im 3g equpit to make sure you get to hear your most favorite song!
professional sound(including turntables) with a large light show.
i specialize in ALL themed parties!weddings,birthdays,dances fundraisers,big events and more!!! if you need music i do it!
call with any enquiry and great deals with a friend referral
NOW BOOKING HALLOWEEN,CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS!!!!!
includes great deals! hot specials! and cooling prices! BOOK NOW AND SAVE!"

Just the DJ name should be enough....
O.B.1 10:39 PM - 21 October, 2011
LOL @ DJ Skipity -skip

he dj's so bad his music skips on int. mode
DJ Shady Lady 10:04 PM - 24 October, 2011
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LOL @ DJ Skipity -skip

he dj's so bad his music skips on int. mode


LOL
DJ SPAIR 10:34 AM - 27 October, 2011
Let's switch gears for a moment. Not all Dj listings are horrible. Well maybe in this day in age they are. Back in 04 some guy posted an ad looking to get scratches on a track that he was going to sell to a sports team. A musician for hire type of deal. I ended up getting the job and he paid me $300 for for like 20 seconds of scratches! I got a call from him weeks later asking me if I knew an engineer that would mix his song properly. I referred him to my friend who is in a well known DJ collective and not only did he mix his song and pay him ,but another DJ from his crew re did the scratches on the track and he paid him an additional $300. When all was said and done. He never even used my work,but I still got $300 for a few wikka wikkas. Not bad huh?
FunkyRob 5:59 PM - 28 October, 2011
^^^you dj so bad.......
jwagner 10:01 AM - 29 October, 2011
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^^^you dj so bad.......
d:raf 3:55 PM - 31 October, 2011
asheville.craigslist.org

lolz @ the included "djing software"...

Quote:
DJ Laptop LOADED + 500gb Hard Drive - $1050 (Hendersonville)
Date: 2011-10-30, 6:28PM EDT

This Laptop is LOADED!!!!!! This is my DJ'ing laptop. I am no longer in the business!! It comes with an external 500gb Passport hard drive LOADED!!!!!! Also the laptop has all the mp3 software and karaoke software you will need!!
DO YOU WANT TO BE A DJ!!!??? This is what you need!!! All you'll need is something to plug it into..via the headphone jack!! I am also including the s-video out jack.. which will allow you to connect it to a karaoke monitor!!

Software I use is:
Winamp - to play all the mp3's
Karma - for all the karaoke files!

Also included software:
Latshaw KJ File manager
Latshaw Song List Generator - For making Karaoke books
WebCamMax - for recording the singers(webcam not included)

The 500gb Passport HD contains
50,000+ mp3s
30,000+ karaoke songs
And software backups

The Laptop also comes with its original OS Disk and power cord and battery.
THIS LAPTOP WORKS PERFECT and I hate to see it go.

I am starting the bid at $1050.00 Why so high?? Well.. considering the time and money your saving on software and music, karaoke.. this is a hell of a deal!!
Free Man 5:54 PM - 31 October, 2011
^^^Wonder how long that will be listed for...
bicedidit 6:31 PM - 31 October, 2011
wtf is a dj laptop?
i mean, he couldve wrote dell or apple or asus or atari....?

if his collection is official, it may not necessarily be a bad deal for a newb, but after he read off his thorough list of dj software, im sure its all spice girls and duran duran.
d:raf 6:11 AM - 1 November, 2011
I think this is the same dude. lolz at the last line. asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Passport 500 gb Hard Dive LOADED - $350 (Hendersonville)
Date: 2011-10-30, 6:08PM EDT

I am getting rid of some of my DJ stuff...getting out of the business. This HARD DRIVE is LOADED!!!

50,000 + MP3's
33,000 + Karaoke files
Software to run both!!

All you need is a laptop or PC and a sound system..

The hard drive itself cost $89.. but over the years and years of purchasing songs off of Itunes.. and buying software.. thats why I'm asking $350 which is an AMAZING DEAL considering the time I have put into it and also the costs...

I will not delete the files and sell the hard drive only. This is for a DJ or music lover only!!!!!!!
Daktyl 11:07 PM - 1 November, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org

new york craigslist > bronx > gigs > domestic gigs

SEEKING DJ'S AND DANCERS (178 /WEBSTER AVE AREA BRONX)

Date: 2011-11-01, 4:19PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-hq63a-2680138550@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

FOR MY HOUSE PARTY IN BRONX. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO AT MY PARTY I CAN PAY CASH FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT. WE ARE ON 1ST FLOOR AND HAVE ROOM FOR SPEAKERS AND DANCER (MAYBE 2) SO SEND ALL INFO ANY PICS AND HIP HOP PREFRERED. TELL ME ABOIUT YO DANCE MOVES PAY IS LIKE $90 FLAT PER PERSON FOR 7 HOURS OF TIME .

Location: 178 /WEBSTER AVE AREA BRONX
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $90 EACH
PostingID: 2680138550
FunkyRob 7:14 PM - 10 November, 2011
Damn, $90 must be the new standard rate.

sfbay.craigslist.org


Looking for DJ experienced in virtual DJ on PC who can do an event in San Francisco this Friday from 6pm-midnight.

We will provide all the equipment, you just need to work the event. We will pay $15/hour for 6 hours, for a total of $90.

Contact Arthur 310-721-6363

Serious inquiries only
Eric N 11:56 PM - 10 November, 2011
This isn't DJ-related, but it was one of those CL ads that had me laughing. Thought I would share with the group. I wish everyone on Craigslist would try this hard. :)

vancouver.en.craigslist.ca

NISSAN SKYLINE $5,000

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
lvmez 12:04 AM - 11 November, 2011
lol
DJ Dynamite - NJ 12:09 AM - 11 November, 2011
LOL
O.B.1 12:31 AM - 11 November, 2011
wow, I'm sold! if only the steering wheel was on the right...
Daktyl 10:25 AM - 11 November, 2011
damn, by the end I kinda wanted to buy that skyline lol
Free Man 1:45 PM - 11 November, 2011
Quote:
damn, by the end I kinda wanted to buy that skyline lol


I want to post it in my local CL for a laugh and see how fast it gets taken down. I saw that a bunch if DJ's had posted stuff about DJ'n weddings, so I posted a thing about having a divorce party... lol, the first day it got taken down like 9 times. I wonder who kept tagging it.
Daktyl 2:25 PM - 11 November, 2011
newyork.craigslist.org

Looking for Attractive Females to DJ 1200+/night

Date: 2011-11-09, 3:11PM EST
Reply to: gigs-ctvjq-2693842622@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for attractive females to DJ house music events in Manhattan. No DJ experience necessary and will train the right candidate. We will provide you with gigs on a regular basis that will keep you exceedingly busy. You don't even need equipment, you will use ours and we even set it up for you! You will always have a professionally trained security team at gigs. $1200 minimum per 5 hour gig. Dress code, tight shirt, sexy shoes, short skirt or short shorts. We also provide secure transportation to and from gigs. We will be conducting phone interviews first then face to face. Please send resume, pics (face and body a must) and a brief description of why you make a good candidate for our events. Love of house music a must!

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 1200
PostingID: 2693842622
DJ Dynamite - NJ 2:59 PM - 11 November, 2011
SMDH
O.B.1 7:47 PM - 11 November, 2011
time for that sex change operation... (j/k)
d:raf 1:06 AM - 19 November, 2011
Another non-dj ad that's notable just for its... err... well, just try & read it:

asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
92 toyota camry - $400 (hendersonville )
Date: 2011-10-04, 9:44PM EDT

i have a 92 TOYOTA CAMRY for PART the engine still good it rungs great the tasmition still good the problem im sale it because a tree fell on tap of the roof and the hood has damage but everything is good the driver side stillin good shape tex me or call me [number removed].
djpuma_gemini 4:41 AM - 20 November, 2011
he damn near misspelled every word
DJ Shady Lady 8:06 PM - 28 November, 2011
this one made me so ill :(

losangeles.craigslist.org
Jesus Christ 8:20 PM - 28 November, 2011
Quote:
this one made me so ill :(

losangeles.craigslist.org

Ill? Did you catch a cold DJ'ing topless? *runs and hides*
Daktyl 8:21 PM - 28 November, 2011
lol
DJ Dynamite - NJ 3:04 PM - 29 November, 2011
Quote:
this one made me so ill :(

losangeles.craigslist.org

sounds like a swingers party
DJ Dac 5:37 PM - 29 November, 2011
things i would do if i was a hot woman...
d:raf 2:19 AM - 30 November, 2011
Surely there's something illegal about this: greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
White 13.3 inch Macbook--trade please read - $1 (Greenville)

I have a 2008 white macbook intel core 2 duo with 160 gig hard drive with vmware fusion 4 and windows xp. I want to trade this computer for a Mossberg 500 tactical shotgun or a springfield 5" .45 acp tactical model in OD green. This computer is in excellent condition and with xp on it, you get the best of both worlds. Ready to trade asap.
djbanno 11:59 AM - 2 December, 2011
Quote:
things i would do if i was a hot woman...

+1
FunkyRob 7:04 PM - 5 December, 2011
20 bucks to pretend to be a dead dj (I think)

sfbay.craigslist.org
d:raf 2:07 AM - 17 December, 2011
Will this guy be able to recover his lost hipster points? asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
SPITFIRE DJ Headphones PRO R-44 Indy - $20 (Downtown Asheville)

These headphones are great and in great shape, I bought them and then only used them a couple of times, realizing how silly I felt wearing them in public. I just don't like wearing big headphones! I really tried my best but I'm not a confident enough hipster to pull this off. My girlfriend says I'm the real deal, what all the hipsters are trying to get at... like how I have my own strange quirks, my odd style that is interestingly vulnerable and ironic without trying to be. I'm an honest to blog nerd and it's not because it's an image that I want to project but more because I'm just akward and really, like really into McSweeney's... yeah, I actually like to read those things. Anyways, I'd let you hang out with me but I don't think it'd work out, it's not that I'm too cool or that I think you're too cool, it's just that I'm busy. I work full time and I'm really poor so please buy my headphones, okay?
DJ Dynamite - NJ 10:54 PM - 17 December, 2011
This is great!!
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
I support the ranting DJ (all over the place)

at first it may have seemed a tad frustrating while searching for gigs and always seeing these angry responses, but, honestly, you guys are offering crap and asking the world from a dj, I'm sure that there are many hobbyists that would want to cater to your nonsense parties but its an insult to the dj community when you offer food and drink in exchange for us lugging equipment, dealing with your annoying requests, and hearing you whine when folks aren't dancing.
please note: when people dont dance, it has little to do with the dj, folks dance when they feel like it .... period.
the dj takes all the blame when your party goes wrong, yet, we get little praise when everyone leaves with a smile on their face.,

get your ipod, use pandora, get a cd or whatever you choose, maybe then craiglist will turn into a place where a dj can seek meaningful gigs.

and before you say anything about me not having anything else to do, may I add that my client list includes Vogue, Marc Jacobs, and Macys to name a few..... I just wanted to take time to support the craigslist ranting dj because as much as he/she may seem to be a nuiscance ...they have a valid point!!!
Daktyl 12:16 AM - 18 December, 2011
^^^ i saw that one and lol'ed
Free Man 7:06 PM - 18 December, 2011
Quote:
This is great!!
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
I support the ranting DJ (all over the place)

at first it may have seemed a tad frustrating while searching for gigs and always seeing these angry responses, but, honestly, you guys are offering crap and asking the world from a dj, I'm sure that there are many hobbyists that would want to cater to your nonsense parties but its an insult to the dj community when you offer food and drink in exchange for us lugging equipment, dealing with your annoying requests, and hearing you whine when folks aren't dancing.
please note: when people dont dance, it has little to do with the dj, folks dance when they feel like it .... period.
the dj takes all the blame when your party goes wrong, yet, we get little praise when everyone leaves with a smile on their face.,

get your ipod, use pandora, get a cd or whatever you choose, maybe then craiglist will turn into a place where a dj can seek meaningful gigs.

and before you say anything about me not having anything else to do, may I add that my client list includes Vogue, Marc Jacobs, and Macys to name a few..... I just wanted to take time to support the craigslist ranting dj because as much as he/she may seem to be a nuiscance ...they have a valid point!!!



Reminds me of a "will work for food sign" maybe i need to run an ad that says will DJ if you pay my rent, and fill my gas tank up.
DJ Dac 7:39 PM - 22 December, 2011
i went to this kids soundcloud page and it was the WORST ISH i have ever heard!

phoenix.craigslist.org

DJ Allahi only $15 an hour - $1 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-12-21, 1:57PM MST
Reply to: sale-tqzqh-2764329007@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Will DJ at any type of event any time of the year
Have tons of great music and references as well
I have tons of experience from weddings...parties...club events...etc..
prices are only $15 an hour...yes only $15 an hour
you can pay another DJ twice as much for the exact same
I am the cheapest DJ in AZ guaranteed....I guarantee I will be awesome or else its all on me!
i have lights and all the equipment a great DJ needs at no extra charge

please hurry and book now

phoenix.craigslist.org

DJ Allahi here and trust me you dont want to miss out on this deal...
...only temporary I will be DJing for $15 an hour..I need my name go get bigger than it already is..
I have tons of references and a whole lot of music everybody love...clean and dirty whatever you need I have
I also have lights and a loud sound system that gets the people going!
Trust me when I say it isnt a party without me!
hurry and book as spots won't be available
Follow me on facebook and check out my mixes that are put up every week-
www.facebook.com

call or text me at
Hurry!
DJ Frank Labate 1:36 AM - 26 December, 2011
Quote:
i went to this kids soundcloud page and it was the WORST ISH i have ever heard!

phoenix.craigslist.org

DJ Allahi only $15 an hour - $1 (phoenix)
Date: 2011-12-21, 1:57PM MST
Reply to: sale-tqzqh-2764329007@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Will DJ at any type of event any time of the year
Have tons of great music and references as well
I have tons of experience from weddings...parties...club events...etc..
prices are only $15 an hour...yes only $15 an hour
you can pay another DJ twice as much for the exact same
I am the cheapest DJ in AZ guaranteed....I guarantee I will be awesome or else its all on me!
i have lights and all the equipment a great DJ needs at no extra charge

please hurry and book now

phoenix.craigslist.org

DJ Allahi here and trust me you dont want to miss out on this deal...
...only temporary I will be DJing for $15 an hour..I need my name go get bigger than it already is..
I have tons of references and a whole lot of music everybody love...clean and dirty whatever you need I have
I also have lights and a loud sound system that gets the people going!
Trust me when I say it isnt a party without me!
hurry and book as spots won't be available
Follow me on facebook and check out my mixes that are put up every week-
www.facebook.com

call or text me at
Hurry!

Wow you were not kidding about that soundcloud. Almost makes you wonder how somebody could really be THAT BAD at mixing especially since he probably uses a program with sync.
DJ Frank Labate 1:38 AM - 26 December, 2011
And tons of experience from weddings and clubs? Thats either a complete lie or I feel so bad for whoever was in attendance.
philldafunk 4:30 PM - 26 December, 2011
Yeah that soundcloud mix was pretty poor, but If' there is one thing that I've learned being a DJ it's that normal people probably wont even notice....

Only time they seem to care is when the music completely stops.
DJ Dac 5:23 PM - 3 January, 2012
very true, for years when djing at college everyone one would get super annoyed when i did ANYTHING to manipulate the music, they could care less if you mixed or train wrecked, majority of the time we would just hide a computer under the table and just have have winamp do it all and sit back and drink. i would have killed to have a laptop back then...
got2b Ru 5:01 PM - 4 January, 2012
norfolk.craigslist.org

love this one...
Free Man 6:11 PM - 4 January, 2012
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norfolk.craigslist.org

love this one...


Pshhh... i'll sell a pic of my gear for $10. I'll take it with a nice camera, and hold a sign in it that says this could be yours but for $300 you can have the rights to another picture without a sign, and make as many pictures as you want.
djpuma_gemini 6:41 PM - 4 January, 2012
fuck that guy looking for a good music collection. and screw the douche that's gonna sell it to him.
d:raf 6:45 PM - 4 January, 2012
He might have a hard time finding "beat-matching software" that works with turntables...
Free Man 7:06 PM - 4 January, 2012
Quote:
He might have a hard time finding "beat-matching software" that works with turntables...

and no mixer...
DJ Frank Labate 9:41 PM - 4 January, 2012
Well he clearly made no effort to do any research on DJ related gear before he decided to try and be a DJ
FunkyRob 1:22 AM - 28 January, 2012
sfbay.craigslist.org

$700 for a pair of one of the best turntables ever made besides technics
(or trade for some high grade medical weed)
FunkyRob 1:30 AM - 28 January, 2012
I've never seen an MK1 before

sfbay.craigslist.org
DJRemixEnt 1:16 AM - 29 January, 2012
charlotte.craigslist.org

Looking for a DJ for charity event (Charlotte )
Date: 2012-01-17, 11:13PM EST
Reply to: gigs-rcn4a-2805513688@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking for a DJ for a charity event that benefits scholarship program. The event is Saturday January 21, 2012. Charity event that benefits young people with the opportunity for future events with greater payout.

Location: Charlotte
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no more than 65.00.



No more than $65.00... wow
d:raf 12:40 AM - 10 February, 2012
I guess with the advent of Craigslist they don't have to solely rely on approaching people in parking lots to sell these shitty speakers anymore:

asheville.craigslist.org
got2b Ru 2:59 AM - 10 February, 2012
I've been approached by the white van back in '04! They said we were doing an install and got extra left over! Who the F*ck EVER has "extra" left over? lmbo. they told me I was wasting their time because I offered them "only" $20 for their "extra" speakers! Buyer beware: DiVinci, Dogg Audio, Theater Research, Kirsch and any brand that gives you 5.1 WITHOUT a receiver...
d:raf 3:24 AM - 10 February, 2012
It's even made it to Wikipedia... lolz

en.wikipedia.org
Djd'alex 5:17 AM - 12 February, 2012
Help please I have two pair of ev elx 115 p the sound for me are amazing and to be honest I went to all store and listen to qsc k12 but I decide to go with the ev 15 inch it has more volume ,now in the sub I realized sometimes I need one sub people told me that for those speaker I will need a good sub beacouse of the woofer is 15 inch and it's already produce good bass but nothing like a sub , so I went to g c and bougth a ev elx 118p sub and then I relished that that sub doesn't handle to much bass and link the limit a lot I'm not happy about that I look good but the sound for me is crap so I returned I only payed 600 for it so now im looking for sub around max 800 that can be a little powerful. But the main thing that doesn't blink like the ev sub what u guys recommende me please help I know qsc and jbl xlf are the top I love them but they are super expensive for me I don't know about mackie 1801 sub my three main thing are weight no more than 85 pound price no more than 800 to 850 max and power and not link like the ev please help thanks
d:raf 8:17 PM - 14 February, 2012
Happy valentine's day! (aka: beware the wrath of a woman scorned)

asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Macbook Pro 17", Must Sell TODAY - $300 (Asheville)
Date: 2012-02-14, 12:38PM EST

Husband decided he wanted to have an affair, so now I'm selling some of the toys I got him for Christmas. Come get this thing. [number removed]

Location: Asheville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Voice mailbox has been full for hours. lolz
Djd'alex 8:24 PM - 14 February, 2012
Dj D'ALEX the best music for all types of event email djdavidalex@me.com
Free Man 8:34 PM - 14 February, 2012
Quote:
Happy valentine's day! (aka: beware the wrath of a woman scorned)

asheville.craigslist.org


Quote:
Macbook Pro 17", Must Sell TODAY - $300 (Asheville)
Date: 2012-02-14, 12:38PM EST

Husband decided he wanted to have an affair, so now I'm selling some of the toys I got him for Christmas. Come get this thing. [number removed]

Location: Asheville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Voice mailbox has been full for hours. lolz


friend of mine got a new harley for $1500 from a chick who caught her husband cheating.. lol
if i had a chick that bought me stuff like a harley, or a way nice laptop... wow... thats a keeper for sure...
Jesus Christ 10:53 PM - 14 February, 2012
Quote:
Dj D'ALEX the best music for all types of event email djdavidalex@me.com

You're kind of an idiot, aren't you? Read the rest of the thread before promoting yourself, dumbshit!
FunkyRob 11:21 PM - 14 February, 2012
Amen to Jesus
Daktyl 3:55 PM - 2 March, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org


Traktor Beatgrids Dj Native Instruments (Whitestone)

Date: 2012-02-14, 12:52PM EST
Reply to: 8n3jq-2851204665@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for someone who knows traktor dj software and beatgridding. Need you to come to my studio once a week and grid my music. Pay is on a per track basis. Pay will be discussed individually.

Location: Whitestone
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Per Gridded Track
PostingID: 2851204665
d:raf 5:09 PM - 2 March, 2012
^ well there's some easy money for somebody. Charge $1/track, profit! lolz
DJRemixEnt 5:12 PM - 2 March, 2012
unless he only needs 5 tracks done...lol

prolly cost u 10 bucks in gas to drive to his studio.

i'd make it seem like it was really hard and complicated to beat grid tracks and then charge him $50 a song.
Dj K.Smith 5:16 PM - 2 March, 2012
Quote:
DJ NEEDED ASAP (LA MIRADA)

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Date: 2012-02-25, 1:20PM PST
Reply to: 2b6mf-2870732473@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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LOOKING TO BRING IN A DJ FOR AN INTIMATE NIGHT HIP HOP SET PREFERRED ESPECIALLY OLD SCHOOL. PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR MOST RECENT MIXES FOR CONSIDERATION WE ARE COMPENSATING IN TRAFFIC I.E. TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND FBOOK LIKES
CAN GUARANTEE YOUR 10K TWITTER FOLLOWERS OVERNIGHT MY TWITTER twitter.com!/FUZEITWORLDWIDE
WOULD NEED TO BRING SPEAKER(S) AND EQUIPMENT THE MORE MINIMAL THE BETTER NO LIGHTING ETC.


•Location: LA MIRADA
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: YES!


PostingID: 2870732473


Compensation in Twitter followers, LOL....
DJRemixEnt 5:21 PM - 2 March, 2012
wow, that's a first
d:raf 5:48 PM - 2 March, 2012
...and you have to bring speakers. Reminds me of similar "deals" that used to spring up regarding Myspace friend numbers (back when people thought they mattered).
Dj K.Smith 6:42 PM - 2 March, 2012
hello my names natalie.. i am looking for some one who can dj for me for my special event it will be a going away party for my son whom will be leaving to go to the army . i will need some one to dj for about 9 hrs from 1pm-10pm on march 24th....although im on bit of a tight budget i would still like to make this a nice going away party for him.. if you think you can help me i would greatly apperciate it . you may contact me on my cell @ 951- 999- 5615..{ PLEASE NO E MAILS} PHONE CALLS OR TXTS ONLY ..THANK YOU =)


•Location: inland empire
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: no pay


PostingID: 2879922086

9 hours of dj'ing?
Jesus Christ 6:55 PM - 2 March, 2012
Quote:
hello my names natalie.. i am looking for some one who can dj for me for my special event it will be a going away party for my son whom will be leaving to go to the army . i will need some one to dj for about 9 hrs from 1pm-10pm on march 24th....although im on bit of a tight budget i would still like to make this a nice going away party for him.. if you think you can help me i would greatly apperciate it . you may contact me on my cell @ 951- 999- 5615..{ PLEASE NO E MAILS} PHONE CALLS OR TXTS ONLY ..THANK YOU =)


•Location: inland empire
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: no pay


PostingID: 2879922086

9 hours of dj'ing?

BAHAHAH!!! 9 hours + tight budget = your cousins bringing the boombox and iPod (Zune).
Dj K.Smith 8:20 PM - 2 March, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
hello my names natalie.. i am looking for some one who can dj for me for my special event it will be a going away party for my son whom will be leaving to go to the army . i will need some one to dj for about 9 hrs from 1pm-10pm on march 24th....although im on bit of a tight budget i would still like to make this a nice going away party for him.. if you think you can help me i would greatly apperciate it . you may contact me on my cell @ 951- 999- 5615..{ PLEASE NO E MAILS} PHONE CALLS OR TXTS ONLY ..THANK YOU =)


•Location: inland empire
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: no pay


PostingID: 2879922086

9 hours of dj'ing?

BAHAHAH!!! 9 hours + tight budget = your cousins bringing the boombox and iPod (Zune).


Dude she's insane for wanting 9 hours... Yikes...
lvmez 9:42 PM - 2 March, 2012
get a picture of her, maybe she will pay by giving up the booty.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 10:45 PM - 2 March, 2012
Quote:
get a picture of her, maybe she will pay by giving up the booty.

Not enough booty could make dj for 9 hours and on a "tight budget" (NM)
DJRemixEnt 10:57 PM - 2 March, 2012
she must b ugly...cuz if she looked good she wouldnt be on a tight budget.
d:raf 1:39 AM - 3 March, 2012
I see what's going on here...















...ya'll hate the troops </rightwingrhetoricalguilt-trip>.
DJ Dac 2:53 AM - 3 March, 2012
^ ok rush... haha

When livid Democrats asked Limbaugh to apologize, he double-downed and went even further on Thursday, suggesting women who use insurance-covered birth control should post their sex tapes online.

"So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here's the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch."
got2b Ru 11:21 AM - 3 March, 2012
norfolk.craigslist.org


Complete DJ set W/ Rane 57, TTXUSB and case - $3250 obo (Norfolk, VA)

Date: 2012-03-01, 1:40PM EST

Reply to: rm6ks-2867183168@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a full set ready to go. This came from a restaurant that didn't make it, and they had this beautiful set left over. All top of the line gear: a Rane TTM57SL mixer with all the Serato Scratch Live accessories, two Numark TTXUSB turntables with CS-1 needles and the included accessories, and an Odyssey Flight case with built in, retractable laptop stand. All of the cables and paperwork are included. They want do not want to break up the package and sell individual pieces, but they are willing to throw in a set of headphones, a Yorkville YX112 and a Yorkville YX115 to whoever buys it. This was barely used...they didn't even take the plastic off the LED screens. He is neogotiable for someone with cash on the spot. If you need more details, call 757-853-2424 and ask for Rome, or drop me an e-mail. NOT SOLD SEPERATELY! Please only call if you are interested in the whole set.

no wonder the restaurant didn't make it...
DJRemixEnt 3:16 PM - 3 March, 2012
Quote:
plastic off the LED screens


haha
Free Man 10:27 PM - 4 March, 2012
Lol...I love it when people repeat selling everything as a set on something where I would only be interested in one or 2the things. Reply with I will pay the going retail price if you throw in the yorkvilles... the other stuff you'd have to give me for free to keep it as a set...
d:raf 9:05 PM - 7 March, 2012
asheville.craigslist.org

Quote:
need good laptop for djing - $500 (bryson city)
Date: 2012-03-07, 2:43PM EST

I am 16 yrs old and have a laptop that freezes up regularly and I really need something more reliable. Please if you have anything that I could use please call [number removed]. I really dont have any cash but I can dj at weddings, parties, anything u want. I play all kinds of music and will dj untill the laptop is paid off...just text me what you have...processing speed, ram, hard drive memory. Thank you

Location: bryson city
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
FunkyRob 8:40 PM - 9 March, 2012
$3600 will get you all this awesome dj gear + a smoke machine and strobe light


sfbay.craigslist.org
Free Man 12:50 AM - 12 March, 2012
Quote:
$3600 will get you all this awesome dj gear + a smoke machine and strobe light


sfbay.craigslist.org

Lol... pass...but the strobe and smoke machine make it so much mote tempting...
FunkyRob 9:27 PM - 13 March, 2012
fuck me, this guy will dj for $60 an hour

sfbay.craigslist.org
d:raf 9:32 PM - 17 March, 2012
For the MacAddicts: asheville.craigslist.org
sacrilicious 11:07 PM - 29 March, 2012
"A birthday event Monday April 23rd. Need a DJ but someone who has a specialty in anime/hello kitty themes." lol

portland.craigslist.org

At a location that DJ P formerly played at and a place I used to have a residency before closing/rebranding. What a shame.
Jesus Christ 11:34 PM - 31 March, 2012
sfbay.craigslist.org

Quote:
Hey there!

Looking for an amazing DJ to bring 20+ people and spin our happy hour at our bar in the Tenderloin! You can spin any music you want but if I don't like it I get to tell you what you should be playing instead.

Unfortunately I have no budget, so I need you to give me $10 so I can go down the street and buy a pack of gum because my breath is really bad. Doctor says I have halitosis, but that's neither here nor there. Your 20+ friends also need to pay cover. You will however, get to play on the WORLD'S GREATEST mixer & sound system. This is actually why I have no budget, because I spent it all on this amazing sound system. If you're interested, mail me your completed press kit with CD etc.

Please reply only if you can bring 20+ people that can pay cover. SF has no shortage of good DJs, so you better be a goddamn DMC world champion.
O.B.1 1:53 PM - 1 April, 2012
^^^I would pay them in gum to ruin that sound system...
(hey, you get what you pay for)
Free Man 3:37 PM - 2 April, 2012
Quote:
^^^I would pay them in gum to ruin that sound system...
(hey, you get what you pay for)

lol... start off with the THX Thunder sound... then it's on... for their sake, i hope part of that worlds best sound system has a limiter...
Dj Nyce 4:16 PM - 2 April, 2012
$600 for a rane SL2, Pioneer CDJ-1000mkii and some crappy 2-ch mixer.

i'm thinking about pulling the trigger.
bicedidit 5:38 PM - 2 April, 2012
not a bad deal. i just got a free vestax 07 and wanna get a sl2. and would also like a cdj in my arsenal. but its not really necessary
Dj Nyce 11:00 PM - 7 April, 2012
proud owner of a rane sl2 and pioneer CDJ-1000...$550. muchos gracias craigslist.
Cuervo 4:52 PM - 8 April, 2012
grandrapids.craigslist.org

Good deal isn't it?
FunkyRob 2:27 AM - 19 April, 2012
I just saw an ad for a fag machine

sfbay.craigslist.org
DJ Dac 6:15 PM - 19 April, 2012
im sure you ran to click on that, haha
O.B.1 12:41 AM - 20 April, 2012
lol - with a gallon of fag juice...
slimmjimm 11:27 PM - 20 April, 2012
San Fran no less.
Dj Nyce 11:44 PM - 20 April, 2012
naked and jacking it in san francisco
DJ DisGrace 7:50 PM - 25 April, 2012
d:raf 11:43 PM - 25 April, 2012
^lolz

Here's a time warp: greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Staton final scratch - $200 (spartanburg)
Date: 2012-04-25, 6:25PM EDT
Reply to: ckwzm-2979240084@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is the staton final scratch. Used for the latest DJ and mixing! This is compatable with virtual dj, final scratch, and traktor. This system is brand new (out of the box) and includes the install cd, 2 sets of vinyl (i will throw in a extra set), and the scratch live cds, if you are playin with cd players. [number removed]
bicedidit 2:36 PM - 26 April, 2012

\

that. is, awesome.
Sunny Up 5:15 PM - 26 April, 2012
Dude is it me, or is this guy: djfameorshame.com


The same as THIS guy:
losangeles.craigslist.org
Sunny Up 5:17 PM - 26 April, 2012
Quote:
Dude is it me, or is this guy: djfameorshame.com


The same as THIS guy:
losangeles.craigslist.org



Damn his equipment is different. Sad day. Thought I had a match there...
Dj Nyce 5:25 PM - 26 April, 2012
Quote:
Dude is it me, or is this guy: djfameorshame.com


The same as THIS guy:
losangeles.craigslist.org


wow. dj george...just wow.
jwagner 7:24 PM - 28 April, 2012
dj georrrrgeee
d:raf 3:37 PM - 4 May, 2012
Dream system right churr... greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
D.J.Equipment - $1500 (Easley S.C.)
Date: 2012-05-04, 9:09AM EDT


6ea. Community Speakers CSX 35-S2
6ea. Pioneer 6 Disc Multiplay Compact Disc Player PD-M403 SR
3ea. Grundorf American DJ Pro Board Model PC 100 w/ Gemini PMX 1000 Preamp mixerw/USA 900 QSC Power Amp
3sets of light alum speaker stands
1 Fog Machine
6ea Misc. rotating multicolored lightsw/ light tree
3ea wireless microphones
3ea. Disco Mirror Balls w/ tree
Plus all power cables and speaker cables
Dj Nyce 5:33 PM - 17 May, 2012
Technics SL-1210M5G - $650 (maryland moco)
washingtondc.craigslist.org
Free Man 5:06 AM - 18 May, 2012
Lol @ ferrari of turntables... more like bentley or R.R. not much sporty a bout a turn table... but the nice o.es are heavy as a tank, and smooth as butter.
DJRemixEnt 4:03 PM - 25 May, 2012
eastnc.craigslist.org

Looking for a dj in the Greenville area. Will start off working one night a week. 11pm to 2am for $50 cash. Potential to work up to three nights a week. Great part time cash. Must have laptop.
Dj Nyce 5:05 PM - 25 May, 2012
Quote:
eastnc.craigslist.org

Looking for a dj in the Greenville area. Will start off working one night a week. 11pm to 2am for $50 cash. Potential to work up to three nights a week. Great part time cash. Must have laptop.


Golly a whole $50! I'm calling right now!.
DJRemixEnt 8:39 PM - 25 May, 2012
its very tempting to book these gigs and ditch em, just to teach them a lesson
DJ Dynamite - NJ 10:16 PM - 25 May, 2012
The future of the DJ business is seriously fucked if this shit keeps up and starts spreading.
Free Man 12:51 AM - 29 May, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
eastnc.craigslist.org

Looking for a dj in the Greenville area. Will start off working one night a week. 11pm to 2am for $50 cash. Potential to work up to three nights a week. Great part time cash. Must have laptop.


Golly a whole $50! I'm calling right now!.

Me too and i'm not even in the same state!
philldafunk 5:50 PM - 30 May, 2012
sanantonio.craigslist.org




I would like to have a dj at my house this sat night at 10:00 for a house party- this is a non paying gig, this is more for a dj to get better exposure given the guests that will be at my house are well known. please email for more info
Dj Nyce 6:02 PM - 30 May, 2012
Quote:
sanantonio.craigslist.org




I would like to have a dj at my house this sat night at 10:00 for a house party- this is a non paying gig, this is more for a dj to get better exposure given the guests that will be at my house are well known. please email for more info


i need that exposure. i'm hopping on a plane right now.
DJRemixEnt 8:59 PM - 30 May, 2012
Quote:
sanantonio.craigslist.org




I would like to have a dj at my house this sat night at 10:00 for a house party- this is a non paying gig, this is more for a dj to get better exposure given the guests that will be at my house are well known. please email for more info



ok, thats it, it time to start bookin' 'n' ditchin'
DJ JT Stevens 9:59 PM - 30 May, 2012
Quote:
sanantonio.craigslist.org




I would like to have a dj at my house this sat night at 10:00 for a house party- this is a non paying gig, this is more for a dj to get better exposure given the guests that will be at my house are well known. please email for more info

Of course he fails to mention that all the "well known" people at his house will want you to dj their parties for free too.
DJRemixEnt 11:03 PM - 30 May, 2012
wilmington.craigslist.org

Every Friday and Saturday! must have your own PA and Lights and Music.Play from 10pm to 2am! At the Tangerine Caribbean Grill. $75 a night till Memorial Day weekend and then the pay raises to $100 a night.
Chuck 910-465-7370
DJRemixEnt 11:13 PM - 30 May, 2012
raleigh.craigslist.org

We are looking for a Christian Dj for a free Block Party in August. There is NO Pay for this gig but we are expecting a large turn out.so there will be much exposure and we may even have tv coverage for this event. I you feel the Lord pulling on your heart to bless the people of Raleigh, email me
FunkyRob 11:05 PM - 31 May, 2012
Quote:
raleigh.craigslist.org

We are looking for a Christian Dj for a free Block Party in August. There is NO Pay for this gig but we are expecting a large turn out.so there will be much exposure and we may even have tv coverage for this event. I you feel the Lord pulling on your heart to bless the people of Raleigh, email me


It would be hilarious to show up and play nothing but 2 Live Crew.
DJRemixEnt 1:29 AM - 1 June, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
raleigh.craigslist.org

We are looking for a Christian Dj for a free Block Party in August. There is NO Pay for this gig but we are expecting a large turn out.so there will be much exposure and we may even have tv coverage for this event. I you feel the Lord pulling on your heart to bless the people of Raleigh, email me


It would be hilarious to show up and play nothing but 2 Live Crew.


or AC DC - Highway to Hell
Sunny Up 6:38 AM - 1 June, 2012
ok it came up with the search of "DJ"...and saw this, after which I lost faith in the human race:

losangeles.craigslist.org

"FREE EDC 3 DAY TICKET

I am looking for that special sexy, fun, and an all-around awesome girl that I can have fun with and show me a girl Friend experience for the 3 days with out any drama.

I will provide the ride, hotel, food, tickets, candy, and everything else.

I'm also meeting up with some friends while I'm there.
Heading up there from south bay on the 8th and returning June 11th, probably right after check-out or so...

Respond with a name of the DJ you'd like to see in the topic so I know you're not spam. I dont want weirdos either

send me your pic and espc and tell me about yourself..

also let me know why I should choos you."
jevo9 4:02 AM - 3 June, 2012
^^^^ LOL
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 6:38 PM - 3 June, 2012
detroit.craigslist.org
Think he could at least spell it right? I guess a SERANO SL1 retails for $700 if u can find it.

Quote:
FULL DJ EQUIPMENT WITH SERANO - $1150 (NOVI)

I RECENTLY JUST MOVED TO NOVI FROM PHX AZ I HAVE A FULL SETUP EQ, DUAL NEWMARK 2700 CD PLAYERS, 1500 WATT AMP, 2 15" POWER SPEAKERS AND SERANO SCRATCH LIVE PROGRAM. THE SERANO SCRATCH LIVE SETUP ALONE IS 700 DOLLARS. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY 623-850-0346 BEST OFFER NO LOW BALLERS WILL BE HANDLED LIGHTLY SO DONT WASTE MY TIME. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY
DJRemixEnt 2:51 PM - 7 June, 2012
allentown.craigslist.org

Dj needed ASAP for Saturday April 28, 2012 for a in-store event. This is a non-paying gig, but DJ will be offered 30% off on our mechandise. Event time will be from 4pm-8pm. Feel free to bring business cards, flyers or cds to pass out to our clients.

Contact
Vanessa 610-264-9323
DJRemixEnt 3:10 PM - 7 June, 2012
^^^^

i wonder how they would act if i went in their store and started taking merchandise, then when they try to stop me from walking out, i'd be like: "im taking this merchandise, ill give you guys 30% off my dj fee.
Papa Midnight 2:53 AM - 8 June, 2012
baltimore.craigslist.org
Quote:

Indian DJ (Maryland)
Date: 2012-06-07, 2:35PM EDT
Reply to: 974mp-3063423563@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking an experienced Indian /Pakistani Dj for two days at reasonable price for 3 hours daily.

Location: Maryland
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3063423563

We seriously cherry picking by nationality now on craigslist?

baltimore.craigslist.org
Quote:

DJ my wedding (Baltimore)
Date: 2012-05-29, 4:23PM EDT
Reply to: 46sn9-3045178575@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
My wedding is November 11th. I need a DJ for 6 hours.

Location: Baltimore
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $250.00

PostingID: 3045178575

$250 for a 6 hour wedding gig? Word?

baltimore.craigslist.org
Quote:

DJ & SINGER wanted for WEDDING 08.04.12 (Pasadena, MD)
Date: 2012-06-04, 2:31PM EDT
Reply to: dhzq6-3056983577@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are looking for a DJ and a singer to perform at our wedding. We are active duty military and working on a tight budget.


The wedding will be held outside in a beautiful tent 08.04.12 with around 60 guest.

The wedding will start at 6 with ceremony on side, which should take around an hour and reception to follow. Dinner is going to be seated but expect a great party/club feeling on the dance floor around 9-10pm to like 2-3am.

It would be great if the DJ can come with his own equipment and all that stuff

The Singer should be able to sing one or all of these songs : Someone Like you - Van Morrison
Everything - Lifehouse
Jungle Drum - Emilana Torrini. One of these songs will be played during the Ceremony and the rest at the reception.

You do not have to be professional

Thank you

Location: Pasadena, MD
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: We will pay for the best offer

PostingID: 3056983577

Asking for trouble.
Papa Midnight 3:01 AM - 8 June, 2012
washingtondc.craigslist.org
Quote:

DJ NEEDED!!!!! (Falls Church)
Date: 2012-06-07, 7:47AM EDT

Road Runner Sports is looking for a DJ for their event TONIGHT! We had someone back out and now are left without music for a running event. The gig is inside, from 5pm to 8pm, playing top 40 music. If you can't make it but we can come pick up your equipment (speakers, ipod hookup, and mic) that would also work. We can't pay cash for the event as it is a free event but you will get a pair of shoes, shirt, socks, whatever swag you want in the store. Email me asap if you are interested!


Location: Falls Church
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3062617977

*blink*
Papa Midnight 3:06 AM - 8 June, 2012
washingtondc.craigslist.org

Quote:

DJ for Comedy Show Tomorrow 5/26 ASAP (MD)
Date: 2012-05-25, 7:17PM EDT

I am in need of a dj for a comedy show tomorrow from 6:30-10pm. All I would need is for you to play music in between sets of me announcing peoples names before they come on stage. I am looking to pay $150 or less if interested email me ASAP. The venue is at the Crossroads Night Club, it will be a calm event filled with laughter! Email ASAP with your rate prices and if you have your equipment! From reggae to hip hop music. EMAIL ME ASAP!

Location: MD
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $1

PostingID: 3038334223

This one can speak for itself.
Dj Nyce 6:11 AM - 8 June, 2012
comedy
DJRemixEnt 12:15 PM - 8 June, 2012
Quote:
If you can't make it but we can come pick up your equipment (speakers, ipod hookup, and mic) that would also work


are they fuckin serious???
DJ Dynamite - NJ 12:55 AM - 9 June, 2012
Quote:
washingtondc.craigslist.org
Quote:
DJ NEEDED!!!!! (Falls Church)
Date: 2012-06-07, 7:47AM EDT

Road Runner Sports is looking for a DJ for their event TONIGHT! We had someone back out and now are left without music for a running event. The gig is inside, from 5pm to 8pm, playing top 40 music. If you can't make it but we can come pick up your equipment (speakers, ipod hookup, and mic) that would also work. We can't pay cash for the event as it is a free event but you will get a pair of shoes, shirt, socks, whatever swag you want in the store. Email me asap if you are interested!


Location: Falls Church
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3062617977

*blink*

and they wonder why the previous DJ backed out.. He probably got a paying gig and said screw these guys lol
philldafunk 12:25 AM - 10 June, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
washingtondc.craigslist.org
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DJ NEEDED!!!!! (Falls Church)
Date: 2012-06-07, 7:47AM EDT

Road Runner Sports is looking for a DJ for their event TONIGHT! We had someone back out and now are left without music for a running event. The gig is inside, from 5pm to 8pm, playing top 40 music. If you can't make it but we can come pick up your equipment (speakers, ipod hookup, and mic) that would also work. We can't pay cash for the event as it is a free event but you will get a pair of shoes, shirt, socks, whatever swag you want in the store. Email me asap if you are interested!


Location: Falls Church
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Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3062617977




Actually depending on what kinda gear they have in store, that might not be a bad deal....
Papa Midnight 6:45 AM - 10 June, 2012
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Actually depending on what kinda gear they have in store, that might not be a bad deal....

shoes, socks, and shirts don't pay the bills.
d:raf 7:44 AM - 10 June, 2012
I did a gig at a clothing store where part of my payment was free "swag" (or in my case, a pair of Nixon headphones & a T-shirt + a little cash). It was great; I got to play a bunch of old school 80's/early 90's hip-hop for a small (but appreciative) crowd of cool, semi-sober people. They even brought free cupcakes, cookies & beer. Would repeat.

No way I would let them use my equipment without me attached to it tho... that's how speakers get blown. lol
Papa Midnight 2:48 PM - 10 June, 2012
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No way I would let them use my equipment without me attached to it tho... that's how speakers get blown. lol

Or stolen.
DJ Reflex 5:56 PM - 10 June, 2012
Yup! I did a gig at a clothes store in the mall once. You turn your back for a second and every wanna-be-punk shopping that day wants to mess with your stuff.
DJ Shady Lady 8:11 PM - 11 June, 2012
losangeles.craigslist.org

hahahahahahhahahaha my friend and I have been laughing about this
Papa Midnight 7:13 PM - 13 June, 2012
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losangeles.craigslist.org

hahahahahahhahahaha my friend and I have been laughing about this

This posting has been deleted by its author. xD
DJ SPAIR 1:11 AM - 23 June, 2012
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detroit.craigslist.org
Think he could at least spell it right? I guess a SERANO SL1 retails for $700 if u can find it.

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FULL DJ EQUIPMENT WITH SERANO - $1150 (NOVI)

I RECENTLY JUST MOVED TO NOVI FROM PHX AZ I HAVE A FULL SETUP EQ, DUAL NEWMARK 2700 CD PLAYERS, 1500 WATT AMP, 2 15" POWER SPEAKERS AND SERANO SCRATCH LIVE PROGRAM. THE SERANO SCRATCH LIVE SETUP ALONE IS 700 DOLLARS. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY 623-850-0346 BEST OFFER NO LOW BALLERS WILL BE HANDLED LIGHTLY SO DONT WASTE MY TIME. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY


I always DJ with Serano and NEWMARK CDJs =0
DJ SPAIR 1:18 AM - 23 June, 2012
here ya go

Local DJ Wanted for Party (Las Vegas)

My 21st birthday is next April 2013 (spring break). I know it's awhile away but I'm looking for good ideas now. The party will probably be luau themed, have 30-60 guests, and be about 5 hours in the evening.

I'm thinking of hiring a local DJ.
Top 40 is a must but I also like hip hop, pop, alternative rock, techno, electronica, house, dub step, drum and bass, and oldies.
Plus whatever works with my theme (EX: hot hot hot, limbo rock, mambo no. 5, cha cha slide, etc.)

Your own equipment is required.
Amateurs are welcome to apply.

If your interested, please send your profile and contact info to dez21birthday@yahoo.com
I will keep you in mind as the party planning becomes more solid and hold auditions in February or March 2013.

Thank You

Location: Las Vegas
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Compensation: $60-80 for the night plus booze, food, and any tips (negotiable)
Jesus Christ 1:38 AM - 23 June, 2012
LOL @ Auditions
LMAO @ $60-80 for the night
Sunny Up 1:39 AM - 23 June, 2012
LOL Auditions????
DJ SPAIR 4:06 AM - 23 June, 2012
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LOL Auditions????


yep april 2013! im looking forward to that $60
Sunny Up 5:57 AM - 23 June, 2012
Pretty sad, it looks like they even took money out to post up that ad...for job listings you need to pay something on craigslist.
Jesus Christ 6:27 AM - 23 June, 2012
No you don't. Craigslist is free.
Sunny Up 6:34 AM - 23 June, 2012
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No you don't. Craigslist is free.

I thought for job listings only you had to pay? I knew craigslist was free, but employers had to pay to put out ads?

Maybe they were testing the idea, whatevs
Jesus Christ 6:49 AM - 23 June, 2012
Nope. I post job listings for free all the time.
Papa Midnight 8:30 AM - 23 June, 2012
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LOL @ Auditions
LMAO @ $60-80 for the night

Watchwww.youtube.com <-- Why don't I have a gif of this made yet...
Jesus Christ 8:32 AM - 23 June, 2012
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LOL @ Auditions
LMAO @ $60-80 for the night

Watchwww.youtube.com <-- Why don't I have a gif of this made yet...

gifsoup.com
d:raf 5:15 PM - 27 June, 2012
asheville.craigslist.org

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dj system (asheville/weaverville)
Date: 2012-06-27, 9:14AM EDT

i wonting to get in the dj buiness and i dont have any money to get started so im looking to barter work for a great setup i can reapir tvs sterios computers, good with dogs i can dog sit your dog but would have to meet at a park becouse i cant have pets in the appartment if you can help or have a some or a compleat system that you wont out of your way give me a call [number removed] please thinks for reading. i also have a sterio reciver so if you have a set of speakers that can stand 1000 whatts if music power that would help out to please serious people only
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 8:05 PM - 27 June, 2012
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Nope. I post blowjob listings for free all the time.


Wow....smh

(NM)
Jesus Christ 8:17 PM - 27 June, 2012
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Nope. I post blowjob listings for free all the time.


Wow....smh

(NM)

Sorry Johnny. I should have asked you before I posted that. No one needs to know that I post ads for your services on craigslist. My bad. (nm)
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 9:06 PM - 27 June, 2012
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Nope. I post blowjob listings for free all the time.


Wow....smh

(NM)

Sorry Johnny. I should have asked you before I posted that. No one needs to know that I post ads for your services on craigslist. My bad. (nm)


zing!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 10:19 PM - 27 June, 2012
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Nope. I post blowjob listings for free all the time.


Wow....smh

(NM)

Sorry Johnny. I should have asked you before I posted that. No one needs to know that I post ads for your services on craigslist. My bad. (nm)


Weak comeback...

(NM).
FunkyRob 6:23 PM - 28 June, 2012
I didn't know Jesus Christ was hiring.

I only work for Satan
Papa Midnight 10:10 PM - 1 August, 2012
The Saga Continues!

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DJ Wanted (Harford Co., MD)

Date: 2012-07-31, 6:24AM EDT
Reply to: wmvqx-3174177259@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for a DJ for 3 hours oon a Saturday evening in August to play. Does not have to be a professional DJ, but be able to play music, show on time and have the equipment. $50 for 2-3 hours.
Location: Harford Co., MD
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Compensation: $40
PostingID: 3174177259


baltimore.craigslist.org
Papa Midnight 10:11 PM - 1 August, 2012
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DJ needed (Baltimore)

Date: 2012-07-13, 10:16AM EDT
Reply to: mhcf5-3136592869@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking to hire a DJ for my December wedding. I need Hip Hop and R&B and someone who can talk well. I am on a super tight budget so I am looking for someone to do it for $250.00 or less. I would like to sign the contract and pay in full when you arrive for our wedding.
Location: Baltimore
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Compensation: $250.00

baltimore.craigslist.org
Papa Midnight 10:12 PM - 1 August, 2012
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Dj wanted for private party (Havre de grace)

Date: 2012-07-10, 2:38PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

DJ wanted who lives in Harford or Cecil county or near DE line only
Top 40 hip hop country teen hits
Private party Aug 24 $165
Will likely lead to a wedding booking for $200
Call [I redacted this myself myself]
Location: Havre de grace
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Compensation: $165
PostingID: 3130717612


baltimore.craigslist.org
DJ Reflex 3:57 AM - 2 August, 2012
Shame, shame, shame! What is this world coming to?
jmlbrns45 12:42 PM - 3 August, 2012
idk man. i know i won't be doing any weddings for $250 or less.
DJ Dac 11:02 PM - 4 August, 2012
Ok, knowing this lady is on a budget and i have an open night i figure i would go in a little low- but since she knows djs prices

Lady's response--

Sorry that's too much thanks anyways!

Ryan wrote:

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>Hi, for bday /anniversary party's I charge $350 for the night, that
>includes turntables, two cordless mics and a speaker system. Add $100 for
>the lighting package , this includes 4 scanners, mirror ball, laser and fog
>machine if the venue allows. Please check out my site www.djdac.com. If
>you have any questions please let me know and i look forward to hearing
>from you!
>
>-Ryan
>
>DJ Needed for Birthday (Hotel-Mesa)
>
>I am needing a DJ for August the 18th from 7p-midnight in Mesa at a local
>hotel. There will be less than 50 people I need someone who has experience
>if you have a website email it to me along with your pricing and experience
>and I will contact you if interested. Yes I will pay for the job but don't
>be ridiculous I have an idea of what DJ's charge. Thanks!
>
> - Location: Hotel-Mesa
> - it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
> interests
> - Compensation: See ad
>
> PostingID: 3177805481
Papa Midnight 1:51 PM - 5 August, 2012
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Yes I will pay for the job but don't
>be ridiculous I have an idea of what DJ's charge. Thanks!

Her idea of what DJs charge are probably those dudes out there running around for $50-$100 plus drinks who can't DJ worth a damn. Mind you, I'm not complaining about it, it just is what it is. I know of people in this area who will "DJ" for even longer hours for even less than that; and people in the D/M/V wonder why it's such a pain in the ass to get paid, or not get taken by a lot of the promoters and owners out here. Show them a contract and many run scared, lol. This is why I've only done work for contract and most of my work has been either private party's, university events, school events, or club work. All work is done for contract with full payment required up front. Period.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 2:46 PM - 5 August, 2012
Damn, $350 for 5 hours? U really were lowballing yourself. I would've responded to her saying "if $350 is too expensive, then u have no idea of what DJ costs" lol
Papa Midnight 5:00 PM - 5 August, 2012
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Damn, $350 for 5 hours? U really were lowballing yourself. I would've responded to her saying "if $350 is too expensive, then u have no idea of what DJ costs" lol

For a small fifty person private party, $350 (+ extra for lights) isn't bad at all. You don't even need to bring much in the way of sound for that. Plus, considering half the people don't arrive till later anyway, it kind of works out in the long run lol.

I remember a few months ago, I did a birthday party. Small event, maybe expecting 40 tops (mostly women who were friends of the birthday girl). Event was supposed to go 8-12. 3/4 of the people didn't show up till well after an hour and a half in and the birthday girl herself didn't show up till after 10.
DJ Dac 5:21 PM - 5 August, 2012
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Damn, $350 for 5 hours? U really were lowballing yourself. I would've responded to her saying "if $350 is too expensive, then u have no idea of what DJ costs" lol


i know its not much, but when pricing i have to consider the below-

A) i am open that night, have nothing better to do.
B) bday parties are super easy
C) there was going to be less then 50 people.
D) knowing she is posting on fb shes looking for a $50 dollar a night kinda guy...
E) dont need much of a set up and there really is no prep work that needs to be done.
Papa Midnight 5:27 PM - 5 August, 2012
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D) knowing she is posting on fb shes looking for a $50 dollar a night kinda guy...

And you know there are thousands in a 10 square mile radius who will be more than happy to do it for $50.
DJ Reflex 3:09 PM - 6 August, 2012
I saw a CL add the other day for a local gig where they were willing to pay up to $900. Damn, I am already booked that night!
DJ JT Stevens 3:34 PM - 6 August, 2012
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I saw a CL add the other day for a local gig where they were willing to pay up to $900. Damn, I am already booked that night!

They must have added an extra "0" to that accidentally.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 3:41 PM - 6 August, 2012
$20/hour... LOL
newyork.craigslist.org
Party is from 2-5pm. Please bring music and speakers. If interested to do at $60 please reply with your cell phone number.

Location: Allenhurst, NJ
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Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3162506045
d:raf 4:09 PM - 6 August, 2012
I showed a teacher friend this thread (she teaches learning-impaired high-school students how to read) and she thinks we're all spoiled whiners for complaining about getting what amounts to almost 3 days pay for her in 6 hours or less (and for less work)... lol
DJ Dynamite - NJ 4:14 PM - 6 August, 2012
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I showed a teacher friend this thread (she teaches learning-impaired high-school students how to read) and she thinks we're all spoiled whiners for complaining about getting what amounts to almost 3 days pay for her in 6 hours or less (and for less work)... lol

That's nice.. tell her to go buy some equipment and then come talk to us lol
DJ Dynamite - NJ 4:18 PM - 6 August, 2012
actually, let me rephrase that. Tell her to go buy some equipment, some business insurance, a van to transport equipment, decades of music and spend time getting ready for each persons special event and then come talk to us.

And then ask her how much she would spend for flowers for her wedding lol

Also, she can't get mad at us for wanting to be paid accordingly. Nobody forced to her to become a teacher and get a set salary. She could have become her own boss and set her own pay rate. This is America after all
d:raf 4:26 PM - 6 August, 2012
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actually, let me rephrase that. Tell her to go buy some equipment, some business insurance, a van to transport equipment, decades of music and spend time getting ready for each persons special event and then come talk to us.


I tried that and a few other arguments (like how it takes me lots of prep time finding songs and at least the whole day just to transport my equipment to and fro); she countered with the cost of grad school, constant never-ending purchasing of teaching supplies, traveling to training conferences on her own dime and the daily stress of dealing with "bad-ass kids" for 6+ hours a day.

I found it hard to argue with that, but I'm still not doing a wedding (no lights, no tux, local and just enough equipment to fit in a Hyundai Accent) for less than $450 (unless it's for a good friend; then I'll do $200 if I don't have to bring my sub).

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Also, she can't get mad at us for wanting to be paid accordingly. Nobody forced to her to become a teacher and get a set salary. She could have become her own boss and set her own pay rate. This is America after all


True... but if she started DJing ya'll would still complain anyway. lol
DJ Dynamite - NJ 4:33 PM - 6 August, 2012
Nobody said she had to start DJing, she could become a private tutor. They make bank...lol

Also, ask her how much she pays for health and dental insurance?
We don't get a pension at the end of our career when we "retire"

Tell her to come talk to me if she wants to understand why I charge what I charge. I'm good at arguing...lol
DJ Dac 9:39 PM - 6 August, 2012
so i emailed that chick back to see what level she was looking to pay, here is her response-

For 4 hours around $145 and I've gotten a couple people at that rate or for $150

This is only a side thing for me so I'm not stressing to pay bills, but there is no way I'm getting off the couch and dragging all my stuff to a hotel 45 min away to play for $150. *unless its for a friend or a bunch of half naked 18 year olds... But that would pay for my website for the year.... hmmm- NO not doing it!
Papa Midnight 11:09 PM - 6 August, 2012
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actually, let me rephrase that. Tell her to go buy some equipment, some business insurance, a van to transport equipment, decades of music and spend time getting ready for each persons special event and then come talk to us.

You forgot gas... lol. Never forget gas.

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And then ask her how much she would spend for flowers for her wedding lol

Truth. Or the Camera man.
Free Man 11:47 PM - 6 August, 2012
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D) knowing she is posting on fb shes looking for a $50 dollar a night kinda guy...

And you know there are thousands in a 10 square mile radius who will be more than happy to do it for $50.


real question... are you one of them...

If it was a friend offering me $50 (and they were a good friend) i'd just do if for free... $50 is an insult.

If it is a party that i dont want to miss and would have great memories, than we can talk... but to feel like i am working for any amount of time and only getting $50, i'd do it for free so i dont have to feel like thats what i am worth to them. For free I can consider it entertainment for myself.
The chick who wont pay $350, will expect to pay $150-$200 and expect to get everything a $1000+ dj would do.
DJ Dac 12:02 AM - 7 August, 2012
^ i would take the 50 bucks just to cover trailer rental and gas. but in my years of doing this i have quickly learned that the less that they pay the more the pain in the ass it will be... they want the world for free, and there is this guy who will "attempt" to do it, last add i saw him offering $15 an hour...

Very cheap!! DJ ALI! BEST MUSIC! (everywhere)
Date: 2012-08-01, 1:42AM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
DJ ALI does all events from private parties to weddings, from birthday parties to house parties ECT.
Ali has all professional equipment. lights! all the things you need for a great night!
Ali has 3 years of experience and will make your night awesome!
Prices are REASONABLE and AFFORDABLE for EVERYONE!!
Call/Email now to get booked for a great live night!

PHONE : 480-
EMAIL:
DJ Dac 12:03 AM - 7 August, 2012
and i would take the 50 bucks from a friend only, not a real paying gig...
DJ Reflex 3:08 AM - 7 August, 2012
I am a teacher as well... but I don't complain about either one of my paydays. I didn't get into teaching for the money and the DJ business is billed accordingly. Yes, I make more per month DJing than I do teaching, but that's only when I have a full schedule. At least my teaching career is constant.

I agree with DJ Dynamite. This gear is expensive and it takes a lot of prep time to get ready for a good wedding. You want some "two-bit hack" in charge of your entertainment at your wedding - hire the $50 DJ. You want professional results and a good time had by all... hire me and pay me what I charge. you'll thank me later when your guests rant and rave about how much fun they had at your reception.

We've all been to or at least heard of a crappy DJ ruining a wedding reception. Next time you hear that story, ask how much he charged.
d:raf 5:20 AM - 7 August, 2012
I'd like to know how much this guy charged: Watchwww.youtube.com
Free Man 1:12 PM - 7 August, 2012
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and i would take the 50 bucks from a friend only, not a real paying gig...


You'd hope a friend (that you do a free gig for) would give you something just as a thanks. Even if it is just to pay for gas
DJ Dac 3:28 PM - 7 August, 2012
^ one would think...
popnwave 12:13 AM - 12 August, 2012
tampa.craigslist.org

pointless ad of the day.
jmlbrns45 9:02 PM - 12 August, 2012
@ popnwave it's a fraudulent ad when you can actually download from the serato website for free lol
d:raf 9:44 PM - 12 August, 2012
...unless you're one of those types who has to have "original everything" and you lost yours.

There are some fanatics out there...
bicedidit 10:40 PM - 12 August, 2012
In his defense...he is frown port Richey, Florida.....
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 3:35 AM - 15 August, 2012
Ok - had to post this one...

No chris brown or katy perry or rihanna BUT wants usher, beyonce, lady gaga???

Huh? Also play Wobble Hustle and you DIE!

detroit.craigslist.org

--------
need a dj and karaoke or whatever (secret location)

hey all you cool cats and clowns, just checkin in with the market for dj/karaoke events. so I'm throwing a party on Sept 14, and need someone who is willing to host karaoke for a few hours and then possibly dj outside of those hours?? like karaoke 10-1am then DJ like 8-10 and 1-??

- I don't want you to play anything like chris brown or katy perry or rihanna.
- THERE IS A STIPULATED REQUIREMENT THAT AT LEAST 5 AND UP TO UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF BEYONCE SONGS MUST BE PLAYED.
- there will be zero line dancing and you will be fired if you suggest it. meaning we will set you on fire. that is a joke of course, but seriously no line dancing. just good solid music.
-motown, 90s pop/dance, anything will smith-related, that type of thing.
- we are not club rats. so we don't need to hear LMFAO, but we can (AND WILL) get down to usher, beyonce, lady gaga, etc

so I mean we can pay you money if that's what you're into, but the REAL payment will be the opportunity to hang out with some Really Cool People. you can drink free and we will buy you dinner, too! and we're a lot of fun to hang out with! but also we have money.

~*~*if good vibes and free food/drink aren't enough, email with a price quote*~*~*

basically we want someone with a good system who can help us out and not make us do coordinated dances. let me know please
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:29 PM - 15 August, 2012
.......^ were alot of fun to hang out to works both ways, if this is a group of up and cumming pornstars this works, elderly get together not so mucch
FunkyRob 10:07 PM - 20 August, 2012
Mice Breeding Setup?????

sfbay.craigslist.org


Mice breeding setup - $99 (haight ashbury)
Date: 2012-08-13, 6:26PM PDT
Reply to: q969b-3203954513@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Nice set of Technics turntables with Numark mixer and great coffin. I need to sell these ASAP to save my storage!! Thank you! Delivery available up to auburn if it's soon.

Music, DJ, techno, mix, dubstep, house, rave, dance, rock, PLUR

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Papa Midnight 9:38 PM - 28 August, 2012
Sometimes, things can be found outside of the "events" section of craiglist.

washingtondc.craigslist.org

Quote:

2 x Gemini XL-120 Turntables and PMX 250 Mixer + Cables - $120 (Logan Circle)
Date: 2012-08-27, 4:17PM EDT

Selling:

2 x Gemini XL-120 Turntables

1 x Gemini PMX-250 Stereo Mixer

Cables

Pictures are below.
Payment in cash only. If interested, please respond by email with the earliest purchase/pickup time.

Thanks for looking.
DJ Reflex 2:25 AM - 29 August, 2012
What a deal! lol
lvmez 7:11 PM - 6 September, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org


DJ Needs Someone who has an in with a Prominent NYC Club (Chelsea)

Date: 2012-09-06, 1:49PM EDT
Reply to this post cheech1215@aol.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am a local house, top 40 EDM DJ in North Jersey looking to perform in the basement at Pacha NYC. It's simple I'm just trying to get in there for exposure, even if it's for 1 hour. I will even play for free.
If you cannot get me in there and do not have the connections or influences don't even bother contacting me. If you do.... Let's talk and I will pay you $500 on the night I get there. That is it.

Thanks,
Frank
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Compensation: 500
PostingID: 3254256387
d:raf 7:15 PM - 6 September, 2012
^ Wow...
Dj Nyce 7:49 PM - 6 September, 2012
wow. Frank is such a f&*king loser.
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 7:56 PM - 6 September, 2012
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wow. Frank is such a marketing genius.


if it works, blows away the crowd with his skills and turns it into a residency- LOL
lvmez 8:04 PM - 6 September, 2012
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wow. Frank is such a marketing genius.


if it works, blows away the crowd with his skills and turns it into a residency- LOL


Pacha basement probably only pays $50 a night anyways. He will have to do 10 gigs to recoup his $500.

On a side note, Pacha basement gets DJ's from soundcloud. There a few guys on another forum who all claim they got calls to DJ there for a ham sandwich.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 12:08 AM - 7 September, 2012
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wow. Frank is such a marketing genius.


if it works, blows away the crowd with his skills and turns it into a residency- LOL


Pacha basement probably only pays $50 a night anyways. He will have to do 10 gigs to recoup his $500.

On a side note, Pacha basement gets DJ's from soundcloud. There a few guys on another forum who all claim they got calls to DJ there for a ham sandwich.

Last I heard, Pacha Basement doesn't pay anything. Those suckers do it for free so they can put Pacha on their list of places that they've played. And then they wonder why nobody takes them serious LOL
lvmez 12:16 AM - 7 September, 2012
Like I said, a ham sandwich. lol.
d:raf 1:34 AM - 7 September, 2012
Maybe he bet somebody $1000 that he could play there.
d:raf 9:55 PM - 9 September, 2012
battlecreek.craigslist.org

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RE:MMMP SPIDERMITE CLONES - $20 (IONIA)
Date: 2012-08-08, 12:27PM EDT
Reply to: see below


DO NOT BUY THESE CLONES, THEY HAVE SPIDERMITES BAD.....

THESE PEOPLE ARE SCAMMERS AND IN IT FOR THE MONEY ONLY....

SPIDERMITES VERY BAD IT WILL INFECT YOUR ENTIRE CROP!!!!!\

SPIDERMITES VERY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Location: IONIA
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PostingID: 3134233265
DJ Dac 10:05 PM - 9 September, 2012
damn spidermites...
DJ SPAIR 10:18 AM - 10 September, 2012
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battlecreek.craigslist.org

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RE:MMMP SPIDERMITE CLONES - $20 (IONIA)
Date: 2012-08-08, 12:27PM EDT
Reply to: see below


DO NOT BUY THESE CLONES, THEY HAVE SPIDERMITES BAD.....

THESE PEOPLE ARE SCAMMERS AND IN IT FOR THE MONEY ONLY....

SPIDERMITES VERY BAD IT WILL INFECT YOUR ENTIRE CROP!!!!!\

SPIDERMITES VERY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Location: IONIA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3134233265



HAHAHHA! Only a few will get this one.
O.B.1 4:00 PM - 10 September, 2012
^^^ neem oil can fix that...
DJ Dac 3:43 AM - 11 September, 2012
^^ lol
d:raf 5:06 AM - 11 September, 2012
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HAHAHHA! Only a few will get this one.


Youtube/Google makes it pretty easy ;)

Sorta related... Watchwww.youtube.com
DJ Dynamite - NJ 8:02 PM - 15 September, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org

Quote:

must be able to draw large crowd and bring fans/friends. In famous house music club. Please email us your music/soundcloud Paid gig, must bring 20+ friends to get booked.

Location: West Village
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 100

PostingID: 3261577140

LMAO.. New York Fuckin City
DJ Dynamite - NJ 8:11 PM - 15 September, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
Looking for a DJ that is looking to build their name during NY Fashion Week, this could be a great opportunity for you. - There's the setup

• You must understand that this is a marketing opportunity to be the exclusive DJ for our event. - more slick talk
• You must have your own equipement
• Must be able to take and give all creative directions as needed by the specific designers.

In exchanging

• VIP tickets to all cocktail and fashion week parties
Possibly editorial coverage by bloggers and press - editorial coverage not guaranteed
• Video coverage during the show

If this opportunity interests you, please email us some information about you and your team and if you are available for an interview ASAP. Serious inquiries only - what a joke

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay - AND THERE'S THE PUNCHLINE

PostingID: 3257441254
O.B.1 4:31 AM - 17 September, 2012
^^^***sad trombone plays
Jesus Christ 4:59 AM - 17 September, 2012
Laz219 3:07 AM - 19 September, 2012
Just found one on Gumtree (australian site)

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Wanted: Girl to serve drinks for 3 hours, pay $1000
"Must be fun, sexy and open minded"
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That'd be....interesting.
DJ Shady Lady 11:57 PM - 19 September, 2012
this wasn't on craigslist but someone was like hey you have a saturday residency right? what about friday? you should come here. so im like what is it open format? theyre like ya anything you want and you get 3 dollars per person you bring.

three dollars.

THREE DOLLARS.

T H R E E D O L L A R S

honky grandma be trippin
Papa Midnight 2:21 AM - 20 September, 2012
Quote:
this wasn't on craigslist but someone was like hey you have a saturday residency right? what about friday? you should come here. so im like what is it open format? theyre like ya anything you want and you get 3 dollars per person you bring.

three dollars.

THREE DOLLARS.

T H R E E D O L L A R S

honky grandma be trippin

They're scamming like crazy, but it's also a ploy at getting the DJ to do the promotion. I can see their advertising now: "You bring 100 people, you get 300 dollars!"

Then try to get them to actually pay, lol.
d:raf 5:50 AM - 20 September, 2012
Seems legit...

www.topchinatrade.com

(not Craigslist, but kinda fits)...
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 6:12 AM - 20 September, 2012
Quote:
Seems legit...

www.topchinatrade.com



Big China Wholeslaer. Find any you need ORIGINAL products. Guarantees you buy BEST CHEAP

Uh, kinda gets lost in the translation - ya think?
d:raf 6:28 AM - 20 September, 2012
Apparently the site is only 85 days old.

www.scamadviser.com

Feelin' lucky? lolz
DJ Dynamite - NJ 8:35 PM - 21 September, 2012
Guys like this are screwing up the industry... SMDH

newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
DJ for $40/hr
Date: 2012-09-21, 11:43AM EDT
[email address removed]
Hi I'm a DJ that is available for hire. I have all my own equipment and DJ lights. I will travel anywhere in long island NJ NYC and CT. I will do any type of event and party. I have been DJing for over 13 years and play all types of music. If interested email at [email address removed]. My Facebook page is DJ Zack R.

it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 3286666269
DJ Dac 8:47 PM - 21 September, 2012
^^ hes going to pay that just in gas to get there... bastard...
DJ Dynamite - NJ 8:49 PM - 21 September, 2012
He's in NY so gas and parking...lol
Jesus Christ 10:40 PM - 21 September, 2012
Quote:
He's in NY so gas and parking...lol

I can just see the guy dragging around his gear and lighting on the subway.
DJ Reflex 6:58 AM - 23 September, 2012
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Quote:
He's in NY so gas and parking...lol

I can just see the guy dragging around his gear and lighting on the subway.


Excuse me... pardon me... excuse me...

Oh - I'm sorry, please don't trip over my speaker stands. As the subway door closes and there are XLR cables dragging behind the train.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 11:25 PM - 23 September, 2012
so this is how they're doin it now... We want a DJ but we don't really wanna pay any money so we'll look for a young idiot to take advantage of...lol

newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
We are looking for Fresh, Young, Upcoming DJ's who can rock a party with the best of them but looking for support. We want a DJ with a current playlist for the clubs--Hip-Hop/R&B/Reggae

If you are a Great DJ and can be booked that's great, but this is not for you. This is NOT for established DJ's who want to be booked

We are looking for UPCOMING Hip-Hop DJs 21 & up who are willing to grind to build the proper and willing to do real leg work

You must meet the following requirements: Be reliable, punctual, and a team player, have equipment (Laptop, Serratto, Mixer, CD-J's) No speakers needed

Lastly you MUST be ready, willing and able to create a guest list: Pay is based on turnout

Those who are interested but DJ in Subject line

Send us your name, cell, location, age and a DIRECT Link to music samples you would like us to hear and we will be in touch with you

Location: Current Club Music--HipHop, R&B, Reggae
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Lets Talk

PostingID: 3291710991
Papa Midnight 2:14 AM - 24 September, 2012
Quote:
Lastly you MUST be ready, willing and able to create a guest list: Pay is based on turnout

Bwahahhahahahahahahahhaaa
DJ Reflex 11:05 PM - 25 September, 2012
Can't even spell Serato right.
lvmez 2:51 AM - 26 September, 2012
DJ wanted who lives in Newark NJ (Newark NJ)

Date: 2012-09-24, 12:14PM EDT
Reply to: see below

Seeking a DJ who lives in Newark NJ for private sweet 16 party top 40 hip hop latin
$150 4 hrs probably will lead to a $200 wedding (717) 889-9040


Location: Newark NJ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: As stated above
PostingID: 3293059399
DJ Dac 3:42 AM - 26 September, 2012
i got an email last night to do a wedding for $225 in 4 weeks. um no...
DJ Dynamite - NJ 5:56 AM - 26 September, 2012
Ooh, a $200 wedding. I better jump on that real quick...lol
DJ Dac 5:42 PM - 26 September, 2012
ummm it was 225, totally worth it.. haha. it would have been super easy, no mic work, no lights just background music and in the afternoon, still not worth me dragging all my crap out...
CMOS 6:47 PM - 26 September, 2012
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Quote:
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He's in NY so gas and parking...lol


I can just see the guy dragging around his gear and lighting on the subway.




Excuse me... pardon me... excuse me...



Oh - I'm sorry, please don't trip over my speaker stands. As the subway door closes and there are XLR cables dragging behind the train.



LOL ive done it, not speakers but my techs mixer and backpack all rode the train to one gig cuz i didnt have a ride and it wasnt that far.
CMOS 6:49 PM - 26 September, 2012
Anyone follow @thedjgospel on twitter, dude gets some funny ones.

twitter.com


twitter.com
DJ JT Stevens 7:01 PM - 26 September, 2012
Quote:
Anyone follow @thedjgospel on twitter, dude gets some funny ones.

twitter.com


twitter.com

Haha. Landscaping and dj'ing. Makes almost as much sense as a sushi restaurant and dry cleaning combo.

See, I read the second one as "Pest DJ Control Service". If that's the case we should all chip in and help that dude out!
DJ Reflex 11:16 PM - 26 September, 2012
Quote:
See, I read the second one as "Pest DJ Control Service". If that's the case we should all chip in and help that dude out!



LOL +1
Cuervo 2:37 PM - 29 September, 2012
lansing.craigslist.org


Throwing a rave or dance party on campus? I have a Powered Matrix 2000 system + another 800 watts in Yamaha mains/monitors.
200 lbs, 800 watt woofer - the rest is on the mains.

This system was used at both Stereoterra and Wompapalooza for their after hours stage.
It also powered the Warehouse and Groove Academy DIY clubs in Mount Pleasant.

The thing bumps and will accommodate (at its base config) 200 people. I can bring more gear that will suit for 250-300.
I can also supply a DJ/sound mixer.


$60 for one night
$75 for a weekend.
(Retail: $1500 at base + $600 in additional gear if needed)
The pic included is the basic setup.

I can also book out DJ's for you for a small additional price of $25-$50
Free Man 3:12 PM - 29 September, 2012
Quote:

I can also book out DJ's for you for a small additional price of $25-$50


wow...
Papa Midnight 4:10 PM - 29 September, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
I can also book out DJ's for you for a small additional price of $25-$50


wow...

Damn...
DJ Reflex 5:06 AM - 30 September, 2012
Indonesian sweat shop kids for hire...
DjayRage 4:23 PM - 1 October, 2012
Dam I have the B-52 Matrix 2000 system. It's a bi*ch to carry, and this cat is doing a whole night for $60? I wouldn't even rent them out to someone for that much...
d:raf 4:34 PM - 1 October, 2012
A couple of nights of that and he'll realize it's not worth it methinks... especially if he's renting it to people who don't know what they're doing and they come back blown. That price makes him affordable for amateur house parties and such.

My tops + sub don't leave the house for anything less than $150/night, and that's the "good friend" price. I might rent the tops out for $75/night by themselves if I'm feeling generous (also only to good friends) but I'm coming along with them to ensure their safety (and they better feed me and buy me beer... haha).
DJ Dac 4:09 AM - 2 October, 2012
Quote:
Dam I have the B-52 Matrix 2000 system. It's a bi*ch to carry, and this cat is doing a whole night for $60? I wouldn't even rent them out to someone for that much...

yeah, i love my matrix 2000, but that thing is super heavy and there needs to be a few hundred bucks on the line for me to pick it up and there is no way in hell im renting it out...
lvmez 12:55 AM - 4 October, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org


Date: 2012-10-03, 8:22PM EDT
Reply to this post dxpn7-3314747198@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a dj for saturday & friday night. if you good dj maybe u will be resident Dj. we have 200 people every night. Not over $20 per hour. I mean if you charge more than $20 per hour pls do not write me.
Location: CONEY ISLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 20 per hour
PostingID: 3314747198
Papa Midnight 1:12 AM - 4 October, 2012
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org


Date: 2012-10-03, 8:22PM EDT
Reply to this post dxpn7-3314747198@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a dj for saturday & friday night. if you good dj maybe u will be resident Dj. we have 200 people every night. Not over $20 per hour. I mean if you charge more than $20 per hour pls do not write me.
Location: CONEY ISLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 20 per hour
PostingID: 3314747198

Willing to bet you dozens of DJs are coming out the woodwork for this.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 1:16 AM - 4 October, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org


Date: 2012-10-03, 8:22PM EDT
Reply to this post dxpn7-3314747198@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a dj for saturday & friday night. if you good dj maybe u will be resident Dj. we have 200 people every night. Not over $20 per hour. I mean if you charge more than $20 per hour pls do not write me.
Location: CONEY ISLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 20 per hour
PostingID: 3314747198

Willing to bet you dozens of DJs are coming out their bedrooms for this.

there, I fixed it
Papa Midnight 1:26 AM - 4 October, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
newyork.craigslist.org


Date: 2012-10-03, 8:22PM EDT
Reply to this post dxpn7-3314747198@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a dj for saturday & friday night. if you good dj maybe u will be resident Dj. we have 200 people every night. Not over $20 per hour. I mean if you charge more than $20 per hour pls do not write me.
Location: CONEY ISLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 20 per hour
PostingID: 3314747198

Willing to bet you dozens of DJs are coming out their bedrooms for this.

there, I fixed it

I'm just saying I've seen people take events like that for $50 or less for hours and hours who will see this as a bonus improvement and take it with a smile. It's a joke. I don't look at them as undercutters like some do. I look at it as undervaluing yourself.
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 3:56 AM - 5 October, 2012
<sigh>detroit.craigslist.org

Hello. I am just starting off as a DJ and I'm offering my services to anyone who needs to save some money. I charge about half as much as other DJs. I have done weddings and grad parties but I can do any event you need. I have thousands of songs, lights, and a big and good sounding system. I am constantly adding stuff too. If you're interested call or text me at 313 570 0873. I am open to trades and trade plus cash. Thank you.
DJ Reflex 5:53 AM - 6 October, 2012
I'll trade you two goats and a chicken!
DJRemixEnt 1:24 PM - 7 October, 2012
detroit.craigslist.org


$15 an hour - DJ (Downriver DJ Company)
Date: 2012-10-05, 6:00PM EDT
hb2d7-3319090402@job.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Will train the right person. Must have good social skills and willing to talk to the crowd, play music requests, and run Karaoke. If interested call 734-771-4051 ask for Joe

Location: Downriver DJ Company
Compensation: cash
This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3319090402
EAZY 8:38 PM - 7 October, 2012
[post removed]
DJ Reflex 3:08 AM - 8 October, 2012
Are you in need of a Dj or Photography for your Corporate Event, Party or Wedding? We offer anything from just the standard dj to where it will be over the top with Music Videos and Karaoke on Flat Screens at your event, Plus we offer full Digital Photography for your corporate event or Wedding(which is unlimited)....I have been in business for over 16 years, so realize this is not a fly by night service that i am offering you and you will get a top entertainer in any package we would barter for.

Let me know what you have to trade for my services, thank you.

Location: Midwest
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3204312294



What do we have to barter with???? Back to goats and chickens!
O.B.1 5:59 PM - 8 October, 2012
*in Borat voice...

"I will trade a herd of goats for your daughter's hand in marriage."
d:raf 8:01 PM - 9 October, 2012
Someone's insane... greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Pro Studio Speakers & Stand with Techwood 200 Watts CD AM FM TAPE - $2000 (Mauldin S.C.)
Date: 2012-10-09, 12:17PM EDT
mrwhh-3327017663@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2 Pro Studio Speakers, 1 Pro Studios Stand, 1 Techwood 200 Watts AM, FM, Dual Cassette player & 5 CD Changer with 1 Technics tuner.
$2000.00 or will trade for Enclosed Trailer or Van or Truck. Will consider other things ( log splitter, tools, laptops ? What have you got ? )as partial trade.
The Speakers have a retail selling price of $1500.00 by themselves.
The display on the Techwood tuner does not work but the Technics tuner works fine including the display. All other components are in good working order.
This system was being used by a professional DJ for parties and other engagements.
Sorry for the blurred pictures but they were the best I could do under the circumstances.
You can contact me at [number removed] or through craigslist at my email.
DJ Dac 8:08 PM - 9 October, 2012
STEP BACK BITCHES- I'M ABOUT TO DROP TTTWWOOOO HUUNNDDDREEDD WATTS OF PURE POWERR (imagine that in booming thunderous voice)
DJ Reflex 11:45 PM - 10 October, 2012
lol Sad thing is that there are two other "DJs" in my area that actually use that crap for their gigs. Home stereo system maxed out and distorting for weddings and school dances. Shame - shame!
d:raf 4:30 AM - 11 October, 2012
Quote:
lol Sad thing is that there are two other "DJs" in my area that actually use that crap for their gigs. Home stereo system maxed out and distorting for weddings and school dances. Shame - shame!


I admit to doing something similar when I was first getting started (Yorx all-in-one piece 'o shit connected to a pair of 12" JVC floor standing house speakers... lol) but I damn sure didn't pay $2k for them... I think he has extra "0"'s on his estimates.
DJ Reflex 1:27 AM - 12 October, 2012
My first speakers were some 15" Radio Shack specials! Only $99 bucks each! Mybe I could get $3000 for them on Craigs list??? :)
Jesus Christ 2:00 AM - 12 October, 2012
Damn! I sold my Peavy SP3s (my first speakers) back in 2005. I wonder if I'd be able to get $2000-3000 for them now.
Papa Midnight 2:06 AM - 12 October, 2012
Quote:
Damn! I sold my Peavy SP3s (my first speakers) back in 2005. I wonder if I'd be able to get $2000-3000 for them now.

I saw an ad on Craigslist last night for a dude asking for $1800 for some Peavey speakers... I couldn't stop laughing.
O.B.1 2:30 AM - 12 October, 2012
I was looking for control vinyl and this ad popped up and I wondered why it had the words "time controlled vinyl" in the ad...

!!!!!Professional Dj turntables with time controlled vynl iPod dock!!! - $250 (Seattle Olympia Tacoma)

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Date: 2012-10-10, 12:23AM PDT
Reply to this post Reply to: 4ncxp-3328653918@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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~Everything you need to perform and record with vinyl and iPod.~

I have ony used them twicw and lost interest :...(

DJ IN A BOX is a turntable pack for performing with vinyl, iPod or iPhone, and more. DJ IN A BOX features iM1, the world's first DJ mixer that records your mix to your iPod or iPhone. You can also perform with tracks from your iPod, connect optional gear like CD players, mics, and preview your mix in HF125 DJ headphones.

~TT1610 BELT-DRIVE TURNTABLES~

Pitch-adjustable DJ turntables with aluminum platters and performance controls. Complete with slipmats, cartridges, and connection cables.

~iM1 TWO-CHANNEL MIXER WITH DOCK FOR iPod~

Rugged, reliable faders, replaceable crossfader, and a built-in dock for iPod. Record your set to iPod and mix in tracks from iPod.

~HF125 DJ HEADPHONES~

Cue in comfort and enjoy clean, clear sound on stage or at home.

Features:
BRAND NEW NUMARK DJ IN A BOX UNIVERSAL DJ SYSTEMVinyl + iPod DJ PACKAGE!
iM1, the first DJ mixer that enables you to play from and record your mix to iPod or iPhone
Professional TT1610 belt-drive turntables deliver powerful, reliable performance
High-quality HF125 DJ headphones provide clean, clean, comfortable cueing
Includes all the little pieces you need: slipmats, cartridges, and connection cables
Two-channel mixer has inputs for CD players and other sources, plus a mic channel
Dock for iPod compatible with all docking iPod and iPhone models
Turntables feature ±10 pitch control, 33/45 RPM speeds, and dual start/stop buttons
INCLUDES:
(2) TT1610 belt-drive turntables
iM1 mixer with dock for iPod
Papa Midnight 3:25 AM - 12 October, 2012
^ Bwahhahaa. Someone bought that "Numark DJ Battle Pack" for like $200 that you see at Best Buy and some other shops all the time. How much is he trying to off it for?

Man... Belt-drive? Even my old Numark TT's had Direct Drive... damn.
O.B.1 3:59 AM - 12 October, 2012
^ they're asking $250 for the "professional turntables with time controlled vinyl ipod dock"
O.B.1 4:00 AM - 12 October, 2012
here is the link...

seattle.craigslist.org
DJ SPAIR 4:08 AM - 12 October, 2012
Professional DJ needed for Fashion Show tomorrow 10/6 from 1-3. Must have the music without lyrics to "the greatest love" by Whitney Houston. Will pay $20.00 per hour including set up. Please email resume.

lasvegas.craigslist.org
Papa Midnight 2:57 AM - 14 October, 2012
No real way to describe this one...
Just look.

washingtondc.craigslist.org
O.B.1 4:04 AM - 14 October, 2012
Quote:
No real way to describe this one...
Just look.

washingtondc.craigslist.org


I swear I saw the same set-up at Goodwill for 19.99 (still too much)
Papa Midnight 4:42 AM - 14 October, 2012
Quote:
Quote:
No real way to describe this one...
Just look.

washingtondc.craigslist.org


I swear I saw the same set-up at Goodwill for 19.99 (still too much)

I know I saw the same set-up (and similar ones) at Goodwill for $19.99... and yes, it is still too much.
DJ Reflex 2:44 AM - 15 October, 2012
Gemini and Optimus... hmmm. Quality stuff here.
DJRemixEnt 1:56 PM - 15 October, 2012
Original ad:
detroit.craigslist.org

Karaoke/DJ Host with own equipment, Books , Lights, ect. Wanted Thurs, Fri & Sat nights

(We are not looking for just a DJ who spins records, you must have Karaoke, Thanks)

O'Bradys bar, 3455 Ormond rd, 48383. in White Lake

email post ASAP or call Ed 248 505-8565 ASAP





Response to original ad:
detroit.craigslist.org


Open letter to the folks at O'brady's in white lake...

I have notices that you have been searching for a DJ/Karaoke host for your establishment for quite some time. It also appears that you are looking to pay that person $100 a night for Thursday,Friday, and Saturday nights(9p-130a). Let me help you out in your search.

I propose that invest in your business and hire someone into your staff that can be trained to so the task. Start fresh, create the position and train them to be exactly what you are looking for. In addition, you will need to make a few capital investments to accomplish this task. First, a sound system. Depending in what level of presentation you are looking for, this can be done fairly inexpensively. A decent mid level system for your bar will cost approximately $3000(a couple of full range speakers and a couple of subwoofers. All self amplified.). Next, you will need a playback source. In today's world, a computer based system is absolutely the way to go. Inexpensive refurbished computers that can more than handle the task may be had for less than $400(make sure that it is properly tweaked for audio and not much else resides on it so that it runs efficiently).You will also need an external monitor - $129 and Stand for that monitor $100. Now, you need a way to get the sound to from the computer into the sound system. There are a lot of options out there and a lot of things to consider. Being that you wish to have both a DJ AND Karaoke, you are going to need something that has the ability to do both. For the sake of raw effectiveness and ease of use, I would suggest a Denon MC 6000 audio card/mixer/software controller. This is a fantastic DJ mixer that will easily control the playback software needed to perform the duties you request, and it also comes with 2 microphone inputs and an "echo" effect to help your singers sound better. It runs $799(actually less than buying separate mixer, controller, and effects) This also comes with software to perform playback tasks and send the lyrics for your Karaoke songs out to the external monitor. You will also want a case and a stand for the mixer and laptop in order to protect them...$200 for the case, $70 for the stand. Now you will need a couple of wireless microphones. Being that this is a bar setting and the mics will likely be as disposable as toilet paper with the manner that you patrons will treat them, you can go cheap in these because you will be replacing them soon anyway. $99 each ($200 total) and about $30 each for mic stands. Last but not least, you will need music. In order to keep your bar from being closed down by authorities, you want to make sure that it is all legal. On the DJ side of things, you can search for second hand libraries, etc... It go through iTunes and purchase individually for $.99-$1.29. Actually, the individual purchase price per song is incredibly inexpensive in comparison to what we all used to pay for a full album and only use 1 track. The average DJ has a back catalog in the range of 50,000 songs, but in all honesty... I can get you a list of approximately 6000 that will cover your back catalog needs for most. If you need other songs, they can be purchased as you go so, $7000 for initial music investment. Next you will need to invest in Karaoke music. A nice back catalog will run you another $5000. In addition, you will need to keep up on music and Karaoke. This is actually a pretty simple task now days, because there are some fantastic services available that will send you everything you need. This will cost you approx. $150-200 a month for both music and Karaoke. In order to hold all that music you will want an external hard drive $100.

So, lets review...

Speakers and stands -$3000
Music laptop - $400
External monitor-$129
Stand for monitor- $100
Mixer/controller/sound module - $799
Case for mixer - $200
Stand for the mixer/laptop-$70
Microphones-$200
Mic Stands - $60
Backlog music/Karaoke -$12,000

Total------$16,948

Monthly recurrent costs -$150-200 (let's just call this $2000 a year).

That brings your total investment in the essentials to make this project a success to $18,948(roughly). Then of course, you will need to pay that new staff member, ASCAP fees, taxes,insurance, etc. which I will assume comes out to another $11,000 for the year for the hours that you are looking for.

Your grand total for the year in creating an entertaining atmosphere for your patrons will be about $30,000.

No wonder you want to pay someone $15,300 for that same year to drag their own stuff in to your establishment... I like things at half price too!
DJ Dynamite - NJ 3:29 PM - 15 October, 2012
Haha, great post ^^^
DJ Reflex 5:49 AM - 17 October, 2012
Puts it in perspective!
DJRemixEnt 12:18 PM - 19 October, 2012
detroit.craigslist.org



Calling all fellow DJ's, we need your help (Macomb)

Date: 2012-10-18, 7:33PM EDT
t3gcj-3348815457@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are calling all fellow DJ's, we are in need of some fellowship help. We are in need of a new hard drive with tons of MP3 music on it, whether we provide the hard drive and you load it or if you have one pre loaded. We are looking for all genre's and music ranging from the 50's to current. We unfortunately lost our whole MP3 collection due to a damaged hard drive and need some help replacing it. Any help or direction of where we can get one at a REASONABLE price would be so greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your help.

Location: Macomb
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3348815457
DJRemixEnt 12:24 PM - 19 October, 2012
detroit.craigslist.org

cheap dj for trade

Date: 2012-10-18, 5:00PM EDT
pqsch-3330303652@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Hello. I am just starting off as a DJ and I'm offering my services to anyone who needs to save some money. I charge about half as much as other DJs. I have done weddings and grad parties but I can do any event you need. I have thousands of songs, lights, and a big and good sounding system. I am constantly adding stuff too. If you're interested call or text me at 313 570 0873. I am open to trades and trade plus cash. Thank you.
DjayRage 12:39 PM - 19 October, 2012
Quote:
detroit.craigslist.org



Calling all fellow DJ's, we need your help (Macomb)

Date: 2012-10-18, 7:33PM EDT
t3gcj-3348815457@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are calling all fellow DJ's, we are in need of some fellowship help. We are in need of a new hard drive with tons of MP3 music on it, whether we provide the hard drive and you load it or if you have one pre loaded. We are looking for all genre's and music ranging from the 50's to current. We unfortunately lost our whole MP3 collection due to a damaged hard drive and need some help replacing it. Any help or direction of where we can get one at a REASONABLE price would be so greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your help.

Location: Macomb
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3348815457


I would let them send me their hard drive and then fill it up with a bunch of crappy music. Rick Roll the sh*t out of them!
d:raf 1:59 AM - 22 October, 2012
greenville.craigslist.org

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Beats by dr dre!!****** (Spartanburg )
Date: 2012-10-21, 6:26PM EDT

I have 4 ibeats(2 black 2 white)
3 powerbeats(1 red 2 white)
And a pair of red solos hd.
All for $400! That's extreamly cheap.
*These beats are replicas though!*
But there amazing! Sound real and look real!. I'm selling all of these really cheap. Need to pay bills quick. You can triple your money selling them on eBay! Or double it selling it on here. I also have a pair of real solos(black) ill sell for $150 or $540 for everything!

Text me at [number removed]
Free Man 1:49 PM - 22 October, 2012
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detroit.craigslist.org



Calling all fellow DJ's, we need your help (Macomb)

Date: 2012-10-18, 7:33PM EDT
t3gcj-3348815457@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are calling all fellow DJ's, we are in need of some fellowship help. We are in need of a new hard drive with tons of MP3 music on it, whether we provide the hard drive and you load it or if you have one pre loaded. We are looking for all genre's and music ranging from the 50's to current. We unfortunately lost our whole MP3 collection due to a damaged hard drive and need some help replacing it. Any help or direction of where we can get one at a REASONABLE price would be so greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your help.

Location: Macomb
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3348815457


I would let them send me their hard drive and then fill it up with a bunch of crappy music. Rick Roll the sh*t out of them!


give them a ton of country... i'm sure they'd love that in detroit...
DJ Reflex 5:02 AM - 23 October, 2012
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detroit.craigslist.org



Calling all fellow DJ's, we need your help (Macomb)

Date: 2012-10-18, 7:33PM EDT
t3gcj-3348815457@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are calling all fellow DJ's, we are in need of some fellowship help. We are in need of a new hard drive with tons of MP3 music on it, whether we provide the hard drive and you load it or if you have one pre loaded. We are looking for all genre's and music ranging from the 50's to current. We unfortunately lost our whole MP3 collection due to a damaged hard drive and need some help replacing it. Any help or direction of where we can get one at a REASONABLE price would be so greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your help.

Location: Macomb
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3348815457


I would let them send me their hard drive and then fill it up with a bunch of crappy music. Rick Roll the sh*t out of them!


give them a ton of country... i'm sure they'd love that in detroit...



Hey everybody... can we steal your sh*t? You know, pass around the illegal stuff!
DJRemixEnt 11:29 AM - 23 October, 2012
^^^i know...right? this is a great example of why the game is so fucked up right now...

and it's amazes me these ppl have the audacity to capitalize the word "reasonable"

smdh
d:raf 11:15 PM - 28 October, 2012
Could use a new paint job/decal workup methinks: greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
DJ VAN/ Party/Tailgate VAN - $12000 (Upstate)
Date: 2012-10-28, 5:20PM EDT
txkwr-3371131523@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am wanting to trade this van for a nice boat. We have used it to promote our business plus we have rented it out on various occasions for parties, tailgating you name it. It can be used for just about any special event just wrap it or repaint it. I would be great as a Tiger Tailgating Machine. If you tailgate withpeople they could all pitch in. It has Eight Rockford 15's, 14 Midranges, Two TVs. The back is a whole separate system with a new TV Playstation 2. Both the front and rear systems run of smart phones and tablets. Also has LED lights and strobe lights both inside and out. Also rigged for a for machine. The van is a 2003 with less than 25,000 miles
O.B.1 4:52 AM - 2 November, 2012
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Could use a new paint job/decal workup methinks: greenville.craigslist.org


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DJ VAN/ Party/Tailgate VAN - $12000 (Upstate)
Date: 2012-10-28, 5:20PM EDT
txkwr-3371131523@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am wanting to trade this van for a nice boat. We have used it to promote our business plus we have rented it out on various occasions for parties, tailgating you name it. It can be used for just about any special event just wrap it or repaint it. I would be great as a Tiger Tailgating Machine. If you tailgate withpeople they could all pitch in. It has Eight Rockford 15's, 14 Midranges, Two TVs. The back is a whole separate system with a new TV Playstation 2. Both the front and rear systems run of smart phones and tablets. Also has LED lights and strobe lights both inside and out. Also rigged for a for machine. The van is a 2003 with less than 25,000 miles


LOL the side panel decal is a total rip off the the UW huskies.
Papa Midnight 2:14 AM - 9 November, 2012
washingtondc.craigslist.org
That much for Peavey SP6's?

Excuse me... that much for discontinued Peavey SP6's?

LOL!
Papa Midnight 2:17 AM - 9 November, 2012
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washingtondc.craigslist.org
That much for Peavey SP6's?

Excuse me... that much for discontinued Peavey SP6's?

LOL!

I just noticed that he's also trying to offload the QSC amp for new retail price...
Papa Midnight 2:24 AM - 9 November, 2012
This one... just made my day... lol.

washingtondc.craigslist.org

Quote:

Selling my sick studio set up to fund my trip to be on ELLEN!!!" - $200 (United States)
Date: 2012-11-01, 2:49PM EDT
Reply to: see below

Hi craigslist! I am an up and coming dub-step producer and i just got booked to go on ELLEN! as you can imagine i am super excited but its gonna cost a lot so i have to part with some studio equipment in order to fund my travels... my part time modeling job doesnt pay THAT much!! LOL!

I am currently willing to part with:

1 dell desktop ( a little laggy if you have multiple tabs of porn open but otherwise great for producing sick beats) $150
1 computer monitor $20
1 dell laptop- willing to sell an apple decal for $5 with the laptop so you can pass it as a mac $80
the other stuff in the pic: honestly not sure what exactly the other equipment is, but i heard DJs use them, and I am a DJ. If you want the monitors youre going to have to take them off the wall yourself. pretty sure i used a few nails and some duct tape. $50 and up.

call me at 757-541-3273 my name is chris jolley
DJ Dac 2:42 AM - 9 November, 2012
^^ hahahahaha thanks for making my night
Dj Nyce 2:53 AM - 9 November, 2012
please tell me that ellen one is a joke. it can't be real.
d:raf 2:57 AM - 9 November, 2012
I remember using a cheap-ass Pyramid truck box speaker set to play house parties back in the day... lolz
Free Man 1:49 PM - 9 November, 2012
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please tell me that ellen one is a joke. it can't be real.

With statments like the following, i think the only ellen in his life is his mom... Funny if someone got the pic and posted his phone number and pic on it though...

1 dell laptop- willing to sell an apple decal for $5 with the laptop so you can pass it as a mac $80

the other stuff in the pic: honestly not sure what exactly the other equipment is, but i heard DJs use them, and I am a DJ. If you want the monitors youre going to have to take them off the wall yourself. pretty sure i used a few nails and some duct tape. $50 and up.
Papa Midnight 2:10 PM - 9 November, 2012
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please tell me that ellen one is a joke. it can't be real.

With statments like the following, i think the only ellen in his life is his mom... Funny if someone got the pic and posted his phone number and pic on it though...

...alright, someone's gonna have to DVR Ellen and try to catch this in the act, lol.
DJ Dac 3:43 PM - 9 November, 2012
the mrs watches it every day, i told her to keep an eye out...
bicedidit 3:58 PM - 9 November, 2012
i cant imagine ellen inviting ppl to be on her show and not paying for air fare and hotels.

i call b.s.
Free Man 5:28 PM - 9 November, 2012
^^^ +1

tell a celeb to pay their flight to be on a show, they'd laugh at you...
Papa Midnight 2:32 PM - 10 November, 2012
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^^^ +1

tell a celeb to pay their flight to be on a show, they'd laugh at you...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
DJ SPAIR 5:32 AM - 17 November, 2012
Being a vinyl collector myself I found this to be a bit pricey.

lasvegas.craigslist.org


I have been a Mobile, Radio and Club DJ for more than 10 years. This 200+ of "treasure" that I've been keeping are THE BEST out of my 4,000 records! Most of this are "For DJs Use Only" compilation records (Lethal Weapons, Top Secret, Mix Factor, Funkymix, Fatwax, Fillin Tha Gap, Heavy Hits, Heavy Rotation, Pop Rocks, Tha Breaks, AV8, Ultimix, Classic Party Rockers, Chicken Scratch, Crate Savers, Wicked Mix, and many more). Collections also includes very hard to find singles that other djs wish they had during the vinyl days. Too hard for me to let go but I must move on. No, I am not selling one by one. ALL must go. Located 215/Jones. If you are that serious, call me at 808.728.6221

What type of music? Didn't I say I was a Mobile, Radio and Club DJ? Well they all include "gold" Top 40's, Hip-hop, R&B, Reggae, Disco, House, Classic Rock, and all time best of the 80's stuff!
O.B.1 7:27 PM - 17 November, 2012
^^^ those records would melt quickly in the trunk of that car in Vegas...
Free Man 9:12 PM - 17 November, 2012
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^^^ those records would melt quickly in the trunk of that car in Vegas...


To me it sounds like a lot of promo stuff that would have been free...
DJ SPAIR 4:07 AM - 18 November, 2012
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^^^ those records would melt quickly in the trunk of that car in Vegas...


yes! and who keeps records in the trunk like that???I can find better condition records at a flea market for less.
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 2:20 AM - 27 November, 2012
All my T&A DJs - opportunity knocks...

DJ/MC WANTED (L.F. Hustler Club)
detroit.craigslist.org
Call Joel at 734934xxxx ASAP

Re: DJ/MC Wanted (Downriver)
detroit.craigslist.org
If you want to DJ for free and have absolutely no confidence in your skills, go here to Hustler! no traffic thru the club, and tipout is optional AKA nonexistent. All you'll get is an hourly wage, which will inevitably be smaller than whatever you actually agreed to (7.50/hr to DJ? c'mon son!) In addition, you'll have to deal with "corporate," which is actually some inbred family of pimps working under their brother cuz they wouldn't last long if they split up. Do yourself a favor and get a job at mcdonalds. You'll make more, plus you won't have to be that close to prostitution.

but you can still see boobies!
Daktyl 4:50 AM - 30 November, 2012
newyork.craigslist.org
Need DJ to mix Playlist

Date: 2012-11-22, 10:26AM EST
Reply to this post v134073@gigs.craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a DJ to mix my playlist together. The mix would most likely be 2 hours, and I would tell you all the songs that I want in it. All you have to do is add cool transitions, so its flows pretty well. I would also like you to create a DJ drop for me, saying "DJ Oompa Loompa". When I email you the playlist, I might have some special requests, like "play this part of the song", or things like that. Basically, I want the mix to sound like there's a real djay on my phone. THis song must be able to put on a phone. My budget for htis is around 20 dollars. I can give you a week to create this mix.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 40
PostingID:3427134073
Papa Midnight 4:51 AM - 30 November, 2012
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newyork.craigslist.org
Need DJ to mix Playlist

Date: 2012-11-22, 10:26AM EST
Reply to this post v134073@gigs.craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?]

I need a DJ to mix my playlist together. The mix would most likely be 2 hours, and I would tell you all the songs that I want in it. All you have to do is add cool transitions, so its flows pretty well. I would also like you to create a DJ drop for me, saying "DJ Oompa Loompa". When I email you the playlist, I might have some special requests, like "play this part of the song", or things like that. Basically, I want the mix to sound like there's a real djay on my phone. THis song must be able to put on a phone. My budget for htis is around 20 dollars. I can give you a week to create this mix.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 40
PostingID:3427134073

Can't be real...
has to be a troll...
Daktyl 4:51 AM - 30 November, 2012
basically, i'll give you 20 bucks to make a mix for me. i need to play it off my phone for my gig next week, cuz i told them i'm a dj but don't actually know how to mix. DJ OOMPA LOOMPA WHATWHAT!!!!
DJ SPAIR 6:08 AM - 3 December, 2012
who want's to get paid?? must be from Vegas though!

lasvegas.craigslist.org


Europe based event coordination company is looking for new up-and-coming dj's, amatuer - pro dj's are all welcome to apply, we do event's through out the world - in the Caribbean, Europe, Asia the United State's.
We work with hundred's of night club's and lounges through out the world, our company own's over 30 night clubs, lounges and cafe's and we are growing rapidly - (the one industry that even the economic crisis cant affect)
We pride our self's on finding the best talent and making it work - unlike other companies we do not charge our dj's any fee's for advertising, we do not rip our artists off - our artists become part of our family, working events together everything from the Winter Music Conference in Miami to Electric Zoo in Randalls Island, Rock the Bells in NJ, Ibiza Music Festival in Spain or the White Party in Amsterdam - to every day night club's through out - we work with cruise line's like Royal Carribean amongst other's - our goal is to be the #1 event coordination company in the world - and we can not do that without the right talent - with out you.

Our pay scale is simple - if you will be working a local event for us your pay can range anywhere from $250 - $2,500; if you will be traveling to a club outside of your city/state - your pay will range anywhere from $1,200 - $3,500 + Travel, Meals and Hotel; - If you will be working one of our affiliate festivals or travel outside of the country the pay ranges anywhere from $3,500 - $10,000+ nightly + Airfare / Business Class, Ground Transportation via Taxi service or Rental car and Hotel with no less then a 4 star rating.

(6) Must have's - Must have a demo, Must have experience working in-front of a crowd, Must be 21+, Must be dedicated and willing to learn. Must Reply with Age, Music Genre and Contact Number - If any of these are missing do not bother replying. Must be from Las Vegas.
Papa Midnight 2:30 PM - 3 December, 2012
I don't get it. With a description like that, and being so willing to shell out funds, why limit themselves to only Vegas?
d:raf 9:34 PM - 4 December, 2012
Seems legit... greenville.craigslist.org

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Cerwin-Vega pro Subwoofer - $120 (greenville)
Date: 2012-12-01, 5:16PM EST
3d8rw-3418997558@sale.craigslist.org[?]

I have a 18" subwoofer, is a 1600 watt, I use to have a dj equipment, but Im getting rid of everything, I'm asking $120 for the sub, but I take offers
Call or txt at [number removed]
Papa Midnight 10:39 PM - 4 December, 2012
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Seems legit... greenville.craigslist.org

Quote:
Cerwin-Vega pro Subwoofer - $120 (greenville)
Date: 2012-12-01, 5:16PM EST
3d8rw-3418997558@sale.craigslist.org[?]

I have a 18" subwoofer, is a 1600 watt, I use to have a dj equipment, but Im getting rid of everything, I'm asking $120 for the sub, but I take offers
Call or txt at [number removed]

Either fake or hot.
d:raf 11:28 PM - 4 December, 2012
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Either fake or hot.


Check the pics...
Jesus Christ 12:32 AM - 5 December, 2012
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Either fake or hot.


Check the pics...

LOL ^^^ this!
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:00 AM - 5 December, 2012
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Either fake or hot.


Check the pics...

LOL ^^^ this!

man theres an ! its gotta be legit
Papa Midnight 6:00 AM - 5 December, 2012
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Either fake or hot.


Check the pics...

LOL ^^^ this!

man theres an ! its gotta be legit

bwahhahahahahaaa!
O.B.1 6:33 PM - 5 December, 2012
^^^pure comedy! who do they think they're fooling?
DJ Reflex 1:02 AM - 9 December, 2012
Maybe... I got a pair of some pretty decent Peavey 18" subs from a dude in town who's wife just wanted them out of the garage. He used them for "his band" back in the day. I used 'em for a year and them sold them for twice the price.
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 1:55 AM - 11 December, 2012
WTF is this?

annarbor.craigslist.org

new music stand - $25 (ypsilanti)

Pic -> images.craigslist.org

Put music stand i. Subject box for a responce please.. 25.00 wit carrying case
Jesus Christ 3:46 AM - 11 December, 2012
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WTF is this?

annarbor.craigslist.org

new music stand - $25 (ypsilanti)

Pic -> images.craigslist.org

Put music stand i. Subject box for a responce please.. 25.00 wit carrying case

HAHAHAHA!!! That's an animal trap. Used to trap cats, opossum, racoons, etc. If I saw someone using one as a music stand, I would pee myself laughing AT them!
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 3:53 AM - 11 December, 2012
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HAHAHAHA!!! That's an animal trap. Used to trap cats, opossum, racoons, etc. If I saw someone using one as a music stand, I would pee myself laughing AT them!


Brings new meaning to Trap Mix...
DJ Reflex 4:26 AM - 11 December, 2012
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HAHAHAHA!!! That's an animal trap. Used to trap cats, opossum, racoons, etc. If I saw someone using one as a music stand, I would pee myself laughing AT them!


Brings new meaning to Trap Mix...


LOL
Free Man 3:05 PM - 11 December, 2012
Ha! You DJ so bad you have to trap animals to force them to listen to you.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 6:20 PM - 11 December, 2012
What we all wanna say...
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
DJ wanna hire a nightclub with their own FOLLOWING!!! (NEW YORK)

Date: 2012-12-10, 12:45PM EST
Reply to: see below

Im tired of Nightclubs trying to ask DJ's to have their own
following.... do your own promoting, just like Donald Trump or
a Jerry Jones, or George Steinbrenner.....

hire the DJ, Bartender, Waitress, or Dancers
the promoter PROMOTES........

Only Celebrity DJs have followings, due to the fact
they are also producers.......

its not realistic to expect DJs to have their own followings
if a DJ has a following, why he/she would bring them to your location?

I WOULD HIRE A DJ WITH THEIR OWN FOLLOWING.... I simply
dont know any...otherwise i would hire them......

suggestion: get more than 1 promoter for your lounge
also get a dj who can really play great music......

advertise on radio, internet, street team, flyers, TV, newspaper-
that is how you get people in your nightclub (lounge or bar)

stop trying to use shortcuts..
stop being cheap
Papa Midnight 7:34 PM - 11 December, 2012
Quote:
What we all wanna say...
newyork.craigslist.org
Quote:
DJ wanna hire a nightclub with their own FOLLOWING!!! (NEW YORK)

Date: 2012-12-10, 12:45PM EST
Reply to: see below

Im tired of Nightclubs trying to ask DJ's to have their own
following.... do your own promoting, just like Donald Trump or
a Jerry Jones, or George Steinbrenner.....

hire the DJ, Bartender, Waitress, or Dancers
the promoter PROMOTES........

Only Celebrity DJs have followings, due to the fact
they are also producers.......

its not realistic to expect DJs to have their own followings
if a DJ has a following, why he/she would bring them to your location?

I WOULD HIRE A DJ WITH THEIR OWN FOLLOWING.... I simply
dont know any...otherwise i would hire them......

suggestion: get more than 1 promoter for your lounge
also get a dj who can really play great music......

advertise on radio, internet, street team, flyers, TV, newspaper-
that is how you get people in your nightclub (lounge or bar)

stop trying to use shortcuts..
stop being cheap

Compensation: No pay. LOL!
DJ Reflex 11:01 PM - 3 January, 2013
rockford.craigslist.org

ATV for wedding reception? "Hey Virgil, throw in a chainsaw and we got ourselves a DJ."
Vic Vybez 6:01 AM - 10 January, 2013
let me know if you're interested. Will throw in a pair of dicers if you mention the forum.

[link removed]
Papa Midnight 6:14 AM - 10 January, 2013
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let me know if you're interested. Will throw in a pair of dicers if you mention the forum.

[link removed]

I think someone didn't quite get the direction of this thread :P
Vic Vybez 6:18 AM - 10 January, 2013
no I did, but I gotta where the people are! ;-)
DjayRage 1:28 PM - 10 January, 2013
Vic Vybez 7:13 PM - 10 January, 2013
i see your point :-(



*gotta go.....................
Serato
adrian w 8:07 PM - 10 January, 2013
Hi Vic Vybez,

We don't allow advertising on the forum, I'll let this one slide but please avoid it in the future. Thanks.
echa1945mf 8:14 AM - 11 January, 2013
im selling my virginity ... its used , any takers?
DJ Reflex 12:18 AM - 12 January, 2013
I remember that dude trying to sell an "ass kicking" on Craigslst a while back. Thought that was creative.
Elab 6:12 PM - 12 January, 2013
ver 200GB complete music collection perfect for DJS (ct/ny)

Date: 2013-01-02, 11:30AM EST
Reply to this post tfp6f-3516388257@sale.craigslist.org[?]
Complete music collection of one of tristates top Djs. All you need is external harddrive or enough space on your computers harddrive. Music collection belongs to Dj that is in nightclubs throughout NYC/CT/NJ/Miami. More then all the music you need for any nightclub or wedding. Filled with exclusive remixes and bootlegs. All music 320 Bitrate with exception of a few 192's. Every genre of music is included plus breaks and scratch samples.

Also selling 2 technic 1200 custom lights, self grounded. with odyssey flight cases. Make me an offer. We will come to you to load your harddrive. I wish we had an oppourtunity like this when we started spinning. This is absolutely everything you need to start djing tonight! Email the listing now for immediate response.

DJ, Rane, Technic, Pioneer, Serato, Apple, Iphone, Verizon, True religion. Money
Location: ct/ny
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
DJ Dynamite - NJ 9:41 PM - 12 January, 2013
^^^ I hate people that do things like this
Jesus Christ 9:45 PM - 12 January, 2013
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^^^ I hate people that do things like this

^^^ what HE said. (nm)
DJ Dac 12:04 AM - 16 January, 2013
if you like the larger side of life...

Seeking BBW or Thick female Assistant for mobile dj business (West Valley)
Date: 2013-01-12, 5:14PM MST

Looking for a bbw or thick female Assistant for a mobile DJ business. You'll just be helping by taking requests, getting whatever I ask you to get, watching equipment and having a good time partying. The pay is 12.50 per hour cash. I usually only need help on Saturday's but there are random jobs on other days. You will not be required to work each and every Saturday (unless you want to) you can choose if you wanna work this week, next week or whenever. I'll just notify you with a text and if you wanna work for a few hours that's great, but if not, then you can work with me another time. Age range between 21 and 45. If you're interested email me with your age, location, why you wanna do this, if you do or don't have transportation and cell phone number. Please send a body shot picture of yourself or your e-mail will be ignored. Thank you.
d:raf 12:34 AM - 16 January, 2013
Papa Midnight 12:45 AM - 16 January, 2013
What section of Craigslist were you browsing in Dj DAC? :P
Daktyl 6:37 AM - 16 January, 2013

is that roseanne?
DJ Dac 8:18 PM - 16 January, 2013
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What section of Craigslist were you browsing in Dj DAC? :P

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 10:51 PM - 16 January, 2013
As much as I don't really think it's all that to post up other DJ's clownery.....

I
JUST
HAD
TO...

Serato Turntables and Mixer for SALE!!!! 300.00 BUCKS!

cnj.craigslist.org

Two SaratoTurntables with a Sarato Mixer Good Shape Everything Works Comes with a case and a stand . Also comes with nbox of records including Nas DMX Michal jackson and much more! Shoot me a text for details
Papa Midnight 10:58 PM - 16 January, 2013
Sometimes, I wonder if it's actually DJs who sell equipment like that, or if it's an estranged or disgruntled ex who's trying to get rid of their partner's stuff, Johnny.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 11:04 PM - 16 January, 2013
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Sometimes, I wonder if it's actually DJs who sell equipment like that, or if it's an estranged or disgruntled ex who's trying to get rid of their partner's stuff, Johnny.


All I know it that whatever the case....

It's SAD.
FunkyRob 11:15 PM - 16 January, 2013
Turntables and mixer are clearly marked "Stanton"

Not "Sarato"
FunkyRob 11:18 PM - 16 January, 2013
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is that roseanne?


wow, when I was in boot camp it took a few of us to pick those up

www.stripes.com!/image/3219643831.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/3219643831.jpg
FunkyRob 11:21 PM - 16 January, 2013
try again..

www.google.com!/image/3219643831.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/3219643831.jpg&w=490&h=330&ei=uzT3UNXxBYLC9gSxiIDADw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=12&vpy=178&dur=365&hovh=135&hovw=203&tx=131&ty=68&sig=111751704507662336594&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=203&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:99
DJ Dynamite - NJ 11:22 PM - 16 January, 2013
double fail...lol
Papa Midnight 12:56 AM - 17 January, 2013
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Turntables and mixer are clearly marked "Stanton"

Not "Sarato"

Back in my days of using Virtual DJ (after I stopped using Traktor after getting tired of it retagging all my stuff to ID3v2.4, and before I decided to use Serato), mine was actually skinned like Scratch Live. Everyone thought I was using Serato. Despite the clear red bar in the top that said "Virtual DJ".

bimg1.mlstatic.com <-- this isn't it, but it's the closest thing I could find on a quick google search.
FunkyRob 12:28 AM - 19 January, 2013
This guy is giving away 2 of his treasured VHS tapes



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FunkyRob 5:22 PM - 28 January, 2013
Not sure what to think of this. The most odd looking stand/table I've ever seen.

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Papa Midnight 5:35 PM - 28 January, 2013
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Not sure what to think of this. The most odd looking stand/table I've ever seen.

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I would never trust that table. One single mechanical failure for any reason (especially in earthquake prone territory) and it's gg.
DJ Dac 5:51 PM - 28 January, 2013
that thing looks like a disaster in the works
d:raf 5:58 PM - 28 January, 2013
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Not sure what to think of this. The most odd looking stand/table I've ever seen.

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I'd have put a couple of sheets of plywood on the L brackets that the turntable legs are perched on at the very least... and what if your mixer doesn't have rack ears?
DJ Reflex 10:35 PM - 28 January, 2013
At least it has good ventilation!
Papa Midnight 6:00 PM - 5 February, 2013
***** BECOME AN INSTANT DJ TODAY!!! ***** - $195 (Baltimore area)

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FOR SALE: Western Digital external hard drive. NO plug or electric needed, simply powered the USB input of your computer.

Comes fully equipped with over 10,ooo songs from the 1950's - today (50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, Alternative, Baltimore Club, Break Beats, Classical, Classic Rock, Country, DC Go-Go. Down South, Freestyle, Gospel, Hip-Hop, Holiday, House, Jazz, Line Dance, Metal/Rock, Motown, Old-Skool, Pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Reggaeton/Spanish, Slow Jamz, Soft Rock, Techno, and more). Includes clean, dirty, Instrumentals, and Acapellas of most songs. All of the songs are categorized by format and ready for instant play/use. An upgrade to 25,ooo songs is available for an additional $40.

The hard drive is available immediately. This is the most inexpensive hard drive you will find for sale. This hard drive will work with ANY computer (PC, Mac, laptop, desktop).

This is the same hard drive/musical collection used by a very well-known radio & club DJ. Call [Redacted] or reply in an e-mail to become an INSTANT DJ TODAY!!!

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Redacted stuff for you guys, Serato :P
DJ Dac 6:05 PM - 5 February, 2013
send his info to the RIAA, see if anything comes of that... haha get em!
Jesus Christ 6:06 PM - 5 February, 2013
LOL @ Redacting, then posting a link to the original. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Jesus Christ 6:07 PM - 5 February, 2013
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send his info to the RIAA, see if anything comes of that... haha get em!

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Papa Midnight 6:26 PM - 5 February, 2013
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LOL @ Redacting, then posting a link to the original. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I'm not going to make it easy, JC :P
DJ Dynamite - NJ 1:58 AM - 12 February, 2013
haha, this is great
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DJ Dynamite - NJ 1:59 AM - 12 February, 2013
and another one...
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DJ Reflex 2:36 AM - 12 February, 2013
^^ nice ^^
Papa Midnight 3:28 AM - 12 February, 2013
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haha, this is great
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It's the crap like this...
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DJ Art Pumpin Payne 3:33 AM - 12 February, 2013
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haha, this is great
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Just in case it goes away:

DJ with following craze (New York City)

These venue owners and managers who are posting that they are only going to hire a DJ with a following, this is for you. We as DJs do more than enough; we buy the music, we bring the music and we keep your patrons entertained and coming back. Now you want us to also bring the people. I even see some idiot DJs trying to use other djs with the same (bring x amount to play or get hired). Hire a damn promoter, build a following on social media and stop trying to take advantage of DJs. Our job is not easy as is. If you think it's easy, try doing it yourself; take one hour out of your day and try to dj then let me know how that goes.

If you want a DJ to bring x amount of people before he is hired, then you have to tell your Bartender to bring x amount of people before being hired, your waitress, your bouncer, manager and everyone else that is employed at your venue. I will bet you anything that none of them can guarantee x amount of people will come out to see them.
If you want someone who can fill up your venue on any night call the radio station or hire a celebrity DJ. Both options will cost you a lot more than any other DJ. If you want to do it the affordable way, use social media to promote, hire a promoter, hire a DJ that can play music for your type of crowd and ask each one of your employees to help promote, not just the DJ.
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Agree what's up with "DJ with Following" (New York City)

It seems every venue on Craigslist is looking to hire a DJ with a following. How did it start? I don't know. I think they saw the postings of one venue asking for a DJ with a following and then every venue followed (no pun intended). A couple years ago, the venue would hire a promoter, who is experienced in bringing people to a venue. The venue would also hire a DJ, who is required to make sure the patrons have a good time at the venue by playing great music and thus keep them coming back. Today, they want to merge the job of a promoter and a DJ into one. The problem is that, a lot of promoters don't know how to DJ and most DJs are not promoters. DJs don't spend their time thinking about how to get people to a venue, we have enough on our plate; we look for music and buy it every week, we sort it, and set cue points. We then have to go the venue, set up, stand for hours mixing the music, and making sure the crowd have a good time. Now owners want us to pack the venue also. Is this a joke? Unless you are hiring a DJ from FM radio who can advertise your venue to thousands of people or a celebrity DJ, very few other DJs can fill a venue on a weekly basis. Hiring a famous DJ or a DJ on FM radio will cost a whole lot. So if you are interested in a DJ that has a following call the radio stations or call a celebrity DJ and your problems will be fixed.

Most DJs don't have a following of people who will come out and see them every week. Most DJs have a following but our following will not come out every week and they certainly cannot fill a venue; that is the job of a promoter. The Dj can help promote but we can't guarantee they people come out. Why don't owners ask bouncers, bartenders, and waiters to bring a certain amount of people in order to be hired? Stop trying to take advantage of the DJ. We do more than our share to help the venue make money.
d:raf 9:41 PM - 12 February, 2013
Marketing genius here... until you see the pic.

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Macbook Air Look-a-like - $350 (Greenville)

Hit me up for pictures, specs, and other information. Notebook weighs 3.8 pounds and has a battery life of 9 hours
DJ Dynamite - NJ 9:52 PM - 12 February, 2013
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Marketing genius here... until you see the pic.

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Macbook Air Look-a-like - $350 (Greenville)

Hit me up for pictures, specs, and other information. Notebook weighs 3.8 pounds and has a battery life of 9 hours

LOL
DJ Dac 4:59 AM - 28 February, 2013
WAIT, are you saying that i can pay $200 to play, then if i sell 30 tickets i can make $160? thats one hell of a deal! sign me up!

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Show Booking Rap Hip Hop DJ's mak money and play a set (Club Red Tempe, AZ)
Now booking acts for a show at Club Red in Tempe AZ on March 15th.

Artists YOU CAN MAKE MONEY!

Contact me now to reserve your slot and receive tickets to sell.

Interested in playing a set and making MONEY$$$ contact me NOW slots are filling up fast.

Current show available March 15th Club Red Tempe AZ Rap Hip Hop R&B and Dj's.

Seriuos inquiries only $200 down reserves your slot and you play no matter what. You sell tickets for $12 each once you sold 17 tickets you made your $200 back. Sell 30 tickets make $160 profit.

Or

Put $50 down and turn in 17 tickets worth of money then your slot is reserved and down payment complete. Sell 30 tickets you made $106.

Location: Club Red Tempe, AZ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
Papa Midnight 5:03 AM - 28 February, 2013
Anyone who takes that, Bands included, are fraking themselves over. Venue owners have been trying to get away with this crap for years and need a check.
DJ Dac 5:59 AM - 28 February, 2013
i could see a band or a crappy rapper doing that for their first gig, but that's just nonsense for a dj to do. That being said, I think it would be great to grab a spot and just play the most effed up music, train wreck all of it and airhorn between each song, hell even scratch an air horn, hell its your hour do what you want. make the most of it...
daz805 5:11 PM - 6 March, 2013
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Papa Midnight 5:12 PM - 6 March, 2013
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Not seeing the problem here... unless you're just advertising.
daz805 5:14 PM - 6 March, 2013
No problem.
Papa Midnight 5:20 PM - 6 March, 2013
As a note, the spirit of this thread is to chronicle what we feel are ridiculous offers and/or request for the services of a DJ. It is not for the purpose of advertising sales of products as that is against the rules of the forum.
Jesus Christ 6:32 PM - 6 March, 2013
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As a note, the spirit of this thread is to chronicle what we feel are ridiculous offers and/or request for the services of a DJ. It is not for the purpose of advertising sales of products as that is against the rules of the forum.

^ This! Now GTFOHWTBS!!!
Serato
adrian w 7:15 PM - 6 March, 2013
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As a note, the spirit of this thread is to chronicle what we feel are ridiculous offers and/or request for the services of a DJ. It is not for the purpose of advertising sales of products as that is against the rules of the forum.

Yup, what he said. Link removed.
Papa Midnight 4:07 PM - 7 March, 2013
Allow me to preface this by saying I have done numerous fashion shows for high school, college, and even traditional organisations. I have always been paid. This here is a load.

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Local DJ Needed FOR Fashion Show (Baltimore)
Hello I am Fashion student at Morgan State University and I am currently working along with a High School's modeling team, as their adviser to put on their second fashion show, Friday April 26th. For the students this is a great accomplishment; however we still need as much local support as we can get, to keep things a success. I am contacting you because we are in need of a DJ to help us with this show. If you are interested in the show please contact me as soon as possible as the date is soon approaching thank you. There will be no monetary compensation, however this experience can be used as promotion/advertisement for you.

Thank You

Location: Baltimore
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay


"experience" doesn't put gas in my car or food on my table...
Free Man 4:16 PM - 7 March, 2013
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Allow me to preface this by saying I have done numerous fashion shows for high school, college, and even traditional organisations. I have always been paid. This here is a load.


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Local DJ Needed FOR Fashion Show (Baltimore)
Hello I am Fashion student at Morgan State University and I am currently working along with a High School's modeling team, as their adviser to put on their second fashion show, Friday April 26th. For the students this is a great accomplishment; however we still need as much local support as we can get, to keep things a success. I am contacting you because we are in need of a DJ to help us with this show. If you are interested in the show please contact me as soon as possible as the date is soon approaching thank you. There will be no monetary compensation, however this experience can be used as promotion/advertisement for you.

Thank You

Location: Baltimore
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
"experience" doesn't put gas in my car or food on my table...


Thats the truth... I to mainly weddings. Talked to a brides dad a few weeks ago who acted like i was trying to rip him off when i told him my price. I said for $400 a week (the max he would pay), plus the hours I spend on planning things for your daughters doesnt support my family. Would you spend 20,000+ on equipment (not including music), 20-30 hours in planning, 2 hours setting up 2 hours taking down, and 5 hours entertaining people, and agree to $400? If so, consider paying bills, and putting food on your table for your family, and gas in your car.
DJ Dynamite - NJ 4:33 PM - 7 March, 2013
The problem is that alot of these people deal with those cheap ass undercutters and think that those are the going rates
DJRemixEnt 9:51 PM - 11 March, 2013
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DJ Service for ? (Michigan)
I am willing to trade my professional DJ Service for ?

I am looking for a imac, or mac mini, iPad, iPad Mini, Electronics, etc.....

Email me and we can set up a time to talk. I will DJ anywhere in SE Michigan.

I have over 15 Years of Pro DJ Experience, as well as working in the Pro Audio business. Many weddings done each and every year, along with many other events.