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WTF are you guys saying?

twinsouls 9:05 PM - 10 May, 2006
I've been on this forum for a couple months now but still can't figure out What the Hell certain word mean. So I thought we could use this tread as a Dictionary for those of us that don't know.

Not that I'm never on the internet, cause I'm on all the time but about the only thing I know is that LOL means "Laughing Out Loud" Right? I just figured out what BTW is, and BTW I'm recording vinyl so thats why I'm on right now. I don't know what this "BUMP" means. does it mean you Bumpin' Music? And I'm not sure if I want to know what a "Sticky" is.

Someone Please Break it down....
Julls 9:08 PM - 10 May, 2006
LMFAO - Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

ROTFLMFAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BUMP - Exactly what it says, like you bumb (move) a thread up to the top

STICKY- It means to make it stay on top of the threads, like its stuck to the top.
s42000 9:10 PM - 10 May, 2006
*bump*
A usless post just made to increase one's post count too.
D-Twizzle 9:10 PM - 10 May, 2006
Quote:
"BUMP" means. does it mean you Bumpin' Music?

LOL! J/P
s42000 9:10 PM - 10 May, 2006
BROKEBACK - brokeback
Likwid 9:11 PM - 10 May, 2006
Quote:
I don't know what this "BUMP" means. does it mean you Bumpin' Music?


I'd be BUMPin all day.
sixxx 9:13 PM - 10 May, 2006
bump
anewsome 9:13 PM - 10 May, 2006
WTF = what the fuck
barrymccockner 9:15 PM - 10 May, 2006
imo=In my opinion

imho=In my humble opinion
s42000 9:17 PM - 10 May, 2006
IMHO - In My Harshest Opinion
Julls 9:17 PM - 10 May, 2006
GAY - Brokeback

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency

FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
anewsome 9:18 PM - 10 May, 2006
IIRC - If I recall correctly
s42000 9:18 PM - 10 May, 2006
IIRC - If It's Rats Crap
Julls 9:19 PM - 10 May, 2006
s42000 9:19 PM - 10 May, 2006
CIA - Come In A**hole
s42000 9:22 PM - 10 May, 2006
DJ - Disc Jockey
s42000 9:22 PM - 10 May, 2006
TT - Turntable
s42000 9:23 PM - 10 May, 2006
SSL - Serato Scratch Live
s42000 9:24 PM - 10 May, 2006
FS - FinalS**t
FC - FinalCrap
mexicannnnnn 9:29 PM - 10 May, 2006
FORD = Found On Road Dead
mexicannnnnn 9:30 PM - 10 May, 2006
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
Dj KaGeN 9:48 PM - 10 May, 2006
DINK - dual income no kids
MILF - mother i'd like to f*ck
RTFM - read the f*ckin manual
RTFMA - read the f*ckin manual a$$hole
FORD - flip over read manual
PONTIAC - poor ole ______ thinks its a cadillac
USB - Universal Serial Bus
M$, MS - microsoft
BMOC - big man on campus
FU - don't know, but usually starts momma jokes.
anewsome 9:51 PM - 10 May, 2006
I'm not even gonna go there on that pontiac blast
papsworth 9:55 PM - 10 May, 2006
10Q: Thank You
1337: see L33t (awesome or great)
AFK: away from keyboard
AFAIK: as far as I know
ASAP: as soon as possible
ATM: at the moment
B&H: Bitches and Hoes
Bai2u: 'bye to you' goodbye
BBIAB: be back in a bit (used to express a longer time of absence than with brb)
BBL: be back later
BBS: be back soon
BRB: be right back or bathroom break (very commonly used)
BTW: by the way
Bump: used in forums to bring a post to the top of the forum list (a common backronym for "bring up my post")
CYA: see ya, or see you later (also CU) (or, less commonly and depending on the context, cover your ass)
DIF: Die in a fire
DIOL: do it on LAN, used in online multiplayer gaming to imply that the other player had some unfair advantage
DMY: don't mess yourself (used to tell someone they are overreacting, seen on The Simpsons as a spoken abbreviation)
DND: do not disturb
DW: Don't Worry
EB: eyeball, meaning to meet in personal/in real life
F2P: free to play
FFS: for fuck's sake
FTL: for the lose (used to dislike something)
FTLOG: For the love of God
FTW: for the win (used to express enthusaism or approval) (Less commonly known as "Fuck the world")
FU: Fuck you
FYI: for your information
FYSIWALOL: finding your saying interesting without actually laughing out loud
G2G or GTG: got to go or good to go
GD: god damn
GG: good game or good god
GF: Good Fight
GFG: good fucking game
GFYS: Go fuck yourself
GJ: Good Job
GL: good luck
GLF: Group looking for ___ (used mostly in MMORPGs)
GN8: good night
GS: GameSpot.com
GTFO: Get the fuck out
GTH: go to hell
GOOMH: Get Out Of My House
GLLN: Got Laid Last Night(?)
Hai2u: 'hi to you' hello
HOMG: Ho my God
HTH: hope that helps or happy to help
IANAL: I am not a lawyer (used when offering amateur commentary on a legal case)
IAS: I am smiling (not quite "lol")
IDC: I don't care
IDK: I don't know
IIRC: if I recall/remember correctly
IMO: in my opinion
IMHO: in my humble/honest opinion (derived from IMO or vice-versa)
IRL: in real life
JIC: just in case
JK: just kidding
JM: Jaman (for Ja Mann - n1 Slang)
JW: just wondering
KIT: keep in touch
KK: okay
kthxbye: Shorter, and faster, way of saying "Okay. thank you. Good bye".
Lag: where a connection is not as fast as others making the game lag behind
L33t: elite
LFG: looking for group (used mostly in MMORPGs)
LFT: looking for team (used mostly in MMORPGs)
LOL: laugh out loud
LMAO/LMFAO: Laughing my (fucking) ass off
LMIRL: Let's Meet In Real Life
L2P: learn to play
LYLAS: love you like a sister
MOFO: MotherFucker
MYOB: mind your own business
nOOb: Newbie, often one who dies alot in their first few times in games online
N1: nice one
NE1: Anyone
NIFOC: Naked In Front Of Computer
NP: no problem
NS: nice shot (Commonly used in Gunbound)
NSS: no shit sherlock
NT: nice try (Commonly used in Gunbound)
NVM: nevermind
NSFW: not safe for work (often used as a warning that a link contains racy or pornographic images)
NWS: not work safe
OAC: Only At Crooms
OMG: oh my god
OMFG: Oh My Fucking God/Sh
OMGWTFBBQ: combines the terms OMG, WTF, and BBQ. (can also be used as a mockery of newbies who express surprise at commonly known facts, a mockery of L33T, or in self deprecation)
OMW: on my way (usually used in ORPGs)
OH NOES: oh no (commonly a mockery of stupidity or of L33T
OP: original post/original poster (referring to the first post in a thread on a forum)
OTOH: on the other hand
ORV: orita vengo (used in Spanish)
P2P: pay to play, player to player, or peer to peer
P2V: penis to vagina (referring to sex)
PK(er): Player kill(er)
PVP: Player vs. Player
PVE: Player vs. Enemy/Environment
PWN(d): own(ed). Usually referring to someone in a video game being decidely beaten by another player.
PEBKAC: problem exists between keyboard and chair
PO: piss off
POS: Parent Over Shoulder
PO'd: pissed off
QFT: quoted for truth; sometimes also means quit fucking talking
QQ: cry more (meant to look like eyes with tears dripping from them)
QT: cutie
RE: returned or back or rematch
RM: remake
RIFK: See ROFL. Originally a typing error of ROFL, it is now puposely used in place of ROFL. Some, however, refer to it as Rolling In the Floor Kicking (But you can't roll IN a floor, can you?). Others say it is Rolling In teh Funneh Kookies (which doesn't make sense either).
ROFL: rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER: retardation of ROFLMAO
ROLFCOPTER: even bigger retardation of ROFLMAO (rolling on "laughing" floor)
ROTFL: rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLM(F)AO: rolling on the floor laughing my (fucking) ass off
RTFM: read the fucking manual
SAOM: shitting all over myself (alternative to ROFL)
SGTM: Silently giggling to myself
SFW: safe for work
SIF: As if
SU: shut up
STBY: Sucks to be you
STFD: sit the fuck down
STFU: shut the fuck up
STFUPPERCUT: shut the fuck upper cut!
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fucked Up!
STHU: shut the hell up
TBA: to be added or to be announced
TBH: to be honest
TK(er): Team Kill(er)
TT4N: ta ta for now
TTYL: talk to you later
TTYS: talk to you soon
TY: thank you
TYVM: thank you very much
THX: thanks
YW: you're welcome
WB: Welcome back
W/E(W\E)(W.E)(WE): whatever
WD: Well done
WS: work safe
WTH: what the heck/hell
WTB: want to buy
WTG: way to go
WTF: what the fuck
WTFPWN(D): An exaggeration of PWN(D), usually referring to the element of surprise or the hugely unfair elements involved.
WTS: what the shit or want to sell
WTT: want to trade
WTV: watching tv
WUU2: what you up to
WU@: what/where you at
ZOMG: variant of OMG, taken from a typo of hitting the 'z' next to the left shift (typically when very excited
Julls 9:56 PM - 10 May, 2006
I thought we agreed a couple of weeks ago not to drop the race stuff on the threads so no one would be offended? scratchlive.net
Dj KaGeN 9:59 PM - 10 May, 2006
From the above list-
IANAL

you've got to be kiddin me. See BROKEBACK above.
Thundercat 12:13 AM - 11 May, 2006
I was going to post Pontiac but decided against it seeing as we are in mixed company. ;)

SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the wife)
twinsouls 1:22 AM - 11 May, 2006
Quote:

SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the wife)


LOL!!!
jizzer 1:59 AM - 11 May, 2006
teh = the
diego vega 5:22 AM - 11 May, 2006
AYBABTU, AYBAB2U, or simply AYB - All your base are belong to us
ejayian 7:17 AM - 11 May, 2006
FBI: Full Blood Ilocano
DJ Unique 8:24 AM - 11 May, 2006
BYOB = Bring Your Own Beer

VIP = Very Important Person
VIP = DJ's Friend or Promoter's Friend
VIP = One Who Brown-noses the DJ and/or Promoter
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 9:58 AM - 11 May, 2006
WID = What it Do?
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 9:58 AM - 11 May, 2006
i've also seen folks refer to their lappy (laptop) as = labtop
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 10:01 AM - 11 May, 2006
JIT = Just In Time
WIP = Work In Process
NC = Non-Conformance
AR = Action Required
NPI = New Product Introduction
FA = Factory Automation
GILF = Grandmother i'd like to
CMS 10:02 AM - 11 May, 2006
GILF...You are kdding me??!!??!!
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 11:35 AM - 11 May, 2006
Quote:
GILF...You are kdding me??!!??!!


:)
mister iLL 1:12 PM - 11 May, 2006
hey, there's some grandmoms out there in their 30's....knawmean? don't hate, appreciate!
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 3:15 PM - 11 May, 2006
u mean like Samantha Fox :)
DjWoody 5:59 PM - 11 May, 2006
TA = Trance Addict (from TranceAddict.com)
Dj KaGeN 6:52 PM - 11 May, 2006
TNA - hot girls only
TNT - fat ugly girls needs to play with matches
DJ GaFFle 6:55 PM - 11 May, 2006
Quote:
DINK - dual income no kids
MILF - mother i'd like to f*ck
RTFM - read the f*ckin manual
RTFMA - read the f*ckin manual a$$hole
FORD - flip over read manual
PONTIAC - poor ole ______ thinks its a cadillac
USB - Universal Serial Bus
M$, MS - microsoft
BMOC - big man on campus
FU - don't know, but usually starts momma jokes.




You should of left that Pontiac one off...
DJ 3pm 6:57 PM - 11 May, 2006
Quote:
VIP = Very Important Person
VIP = DJ's Friend or Promoter's Friend
VIP = One Who Brown-noses the DJ and/or Promoter

VIP = Very Immense Penis
thenewyorkgiant 7:16 PM - 11 May, 2006
SMH = shaking my head...

whenever someone says somethign dispicable..

ex. FS2 > Serato..

SMH
romerom 10:37 PM - 11 May, 2006
Here are some hard-fi inspired acronyms..

ICNEFD - i could not eat for days
ICSMMF - i cried so much my face
HNBTS - has never been the same
NYBHWYL - now your back here with your lies
IHYR - i hope you realize
YTIGTYB - you think i'm gonna take you back
YBDBTT - you better do better than that
THIGB - tell ya how its gonna be
DYNECNM - don't ya never ever come near me
tig ol' bitties 11:41 PM - 11 May, 2006
BoT=Big ol titties
sweetL 11:32 AM - 22 January, 2007
Quote:
Quote:
GILF...You are kdding me??!!??!!

:)

how about goldie hawn.. dont front
sweetL 11:33 AM - 22 January, 2007
KMT - Kiss My Teeth
Dj Metro 5:48 PM - 22 January, 2007
and lets not forget.... HNIC -Head Nigga In Charge
Kool DJ Sheak One 6:23 PM - 22 January, 2007
O.P.P- Other Peoples Parrots
Kool DJ Sheak One 6:29 PM - 22 January, 2007
Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game : Wu-Tang
SMOKE DOGG BITCH 7:34 PM - 22 January, 2007
HAPSBSFLATOWW - HOW ABOUT PEOPLE STOP BEING SO F#CKING LAZY AND TYPE OUT WHOLE WORDS - THATS MY FAVORITE
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 7:52 PM - 22 January, 2007
stuff i learned on Craigslist

BBBJ
BBW
GFE
PSE
tig ol' bitties 7:57 PM - 22 January, 2007
Quote:
stuff i learned on Craigslist

BBBJ
BBW
GFE
PSE


what is BBBJ??
MC Sh*t Head 8:20 PM - 22 January, 2007
Up it = uploAD IT
PNMP= pISSIN MY PANTS
dj skiggz 8:36 PM - 22 January, 2007
funniest thread of the year
shiestO! 9:23 PM - 22 January, 2007
DUFF= designated ugly fat friend.
fupa- fat upper pubic area (also known as an undergut/underbely)
LTC- lightly toasted cracker= stoned white boy.
tig ol' bitties 9:26 PM - 22 January, 2007
Quote:
DUFF= designated ugly fat friend.
fupa- fat upper pubic area (also known as an undergut/underbely)
LTC- lightly toasted cracker= stoned white boy.


HAHAAH!!!

yo Duff is the funny stuff.
I use Fupa on a daily basis
i68.photobucket.com

LTC hahahaha!!
shiestO! 9:28 PM - 22 January, 2007
yea you know every group of hot girls has a DUFF. it sucks. but if your homie will sacrafice... it works every time. fat girls need love too.
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 11:00 PM - 22 January, 2007
i actully favor Del Taco over Taco Bell
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 11:01 PM - 22 January, 2007
whoops, wrong thread :)
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 11:02 PM - 22 January, 2007
Quote:
yea you know every group of hot girls has a DUFF. it sucks. but if your homie will sacrafice... it works every time. fat girls need love too.


u actually favor gals with a lil more meat on em... more ta luv
DJ_Mike_Coquilla 11:03 PM - 22 January, 2007
u... scratch that, i meant "I"
DJ d.range 11:27 PM - 22 January, 2007
LE = law enforcement
DJ d.range 11:41 PM - 22 January, 2007
420=weed