allenbinay

Biography

I have a giant mustache that I stroke between songs. I play the same lame songs over and over again and I can almost guarantee to ruin your night if you make the mistake of walking into my bar. back to my mustache; its fantastically long, but uneven. when i sleep, i tie the ends together behind my back. its important to wax your mustache. maybe if i spent less time tending to my mustache and more time picking songs, i wouldnt suck so much. i fucking suck.