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which is doper??

DJ Evil One 5:24 AM - 4 February, 2008
having a girl stop the record on accident with her boob leaning into the booth to make a request...

or two girls freaking each other and falling into the dj booth knocking the needle off the record?

just curious.
DJ Overpour 5:30 AM - 4 February, 2008
Id go with the titty
dj cubicle 5:31 AM - 4 February, 2008
I'd vote for B only because it's more apparent they caused the problem and it wasn't you fucking up.

Pictures or it didn't happen! :)
latindj 5:58 AM - 4 February, 2008
I'd go with A if the titty was in the flesh (no shirt, no bra) and with B if there was some tongue action going on...in either case, you should have told girl A "no, not like that...like this" *grab her tit, press it against cv and proceed to scratch with titty*...lol!
DJ Prinvale` 6:30 AM - 4 February, 2008
boobie on record because with one click I can go to int mode.
DJ Stuart (AR) 6:43 AM - 4 February, 2008
boobie on the record cause you can get the boob out of the way with your own hands.

Titty scratch is on Q-Berts Skratchopedia Breaktanica! LOL@Latindj.
latindj 6:49 AM - 4 February, 2008
lol! I haven't seen any of Q-berts DVD's....that's probably why I can't really scratch!
DJ Evil One 7:01 PM - 4 February, 2008
wow.

i thought both were pretty humorous.

dj dlo was there...he might have seen it.
Audio1 7:10 PM - 4 February, 2008
DLO is everywhere in this world!
DJ-A 7:16 PM - 4 February, 2008
i like the move the boob with your own hand, so thats what i would pick. get her to shake it a little to get the record to scratch... chicks falling into everything makes you look less like an idiot cause people can assume that you F'ed up with the boob vs vinyl...

but for a little boob grab i'd take the booo
DJ Stuart (AR) 7:47 PM - 4 February, 2008
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or two girls freaking each other and falling into the dj booth knocking the needle off the record?

just curious.


Are they falling into the DJ booth naked?
Rebelguy 8:05 PM - 4 February, 2008
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DLO is everywhere in this world!


I have a theory that DLO has a twin as he seems to be at every party.
Audio1 9:43 PM - 4 February, 2008
^^ I was thinking that too.... Lately DLO's been appearing in multiple clubs at once, or at least from the pics opn Napkin Nights.. LOL
DJBlisk 11:23 PM - 4 February, 2008
neither.
DJ Evil One 11:46 PM - 4 February, 2008
Blisk-

that is the correct answer, as usual. it's fucking annoying. one of them was the same broad asking for either soulja boy or madonna all night long. i abided and played madonna. i did not play soulja boy.

he sucks.

that song sucks.

i do not play that song.

yes.

i am still a working dj.

figure it out.

and fuck drunk club bitches trying to talk to me while i'm djing.

bye.

p.s. i heart blisk.
DJBlisk 12:02 AM - 5 February, 2008
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Blisk-

that is the correct answer, as usual. it's fucking annoying. one of them was the same broad asking for either soulja boy or madonna all night long. i abided and played madonna. i did not play soulja boy.

he sucks.

that song sucks.

i do not play that song.

yes.

i am still a working dj.

figure it out.

and fuck drunk club bitches trying to talk to me while i'm djing.

bye.

p.s. i heart blisk.


fudgepacker.

on the real though, I read both and both equally sounded annoying, that shit would throw me off since i'm either mixing or always looking at my lappy for the next song.

whats worse that stupid girls...

stupid dudes.
allenbina 2:08 AM - 5 February, 2008
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DLO is everywhere in this world!


I have a theory that DLO has a twin as he seems to be at every party.

i see sniffles every fucking place i go.
dj cubicle 2:17 AM - 5 February, 2008
trick questions are bullshit.
DJ-A 6:29 AM - 5 February, 2008
stupid dudes are worse than stupid girls...

+1


when ever they (stupid dudes) say something the 1st thought that comes to my mind is "i dont give a fuck" the second thing is "why are you here still, go away" sometimes i have said that out loud though... thats a fast way to piss them off.. not recommended when you're spinning
tig ol' bitties 1:23 PM - 5 February, 2008
Id say depending on the wieght of Girl A then that might be doper. If she was some fat broad with her oversized lump of fat stoping the record, then Id go with B. If she was skinny and hot with lovely plump titties, then A.
andrew b 5:36 AM - 6 February, 2008
dlo is a clubber that's why
andrew b 5:37 AM - 6 February, 2008
i think the titty, cuz you actually see some shit
DJDLO 415 6:13 AM - 6 February, 2008
lol i agree with the beezies being MAD annoying w song requests!!!

yo evil slide is a poppin ass spot around here i had a good time listing the other night....

LOL @ rebels theory...there are two of my, one is a dope DJ, the other is a microwave haha
Panic City 6:52 AM - 6 February, 2008
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i think the titty, cuz you actually see some shit


like the chicks who flashed me, you, and rebel at vex?

(and YES, we do have pictures! it did happen! muahahahaha!)
latindj 6:53 AM - 6 February, 2008
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i think the titty, cuz you actually see some shit


like the chicks who flashed me, you, and rebel at vex?

(and YES, we do have pictures! it did happen! muahahahaha!)


it only happened if you post them...so right now, it didn't happen...
andrew b 6:54 AM - 6 February, 2008
post the pics nickelodeon
bourbonstmc 6:55 AM - 6 February, 2008
link?
andrew b 6:55 AM - 6 February, 2008
rebel was spinning she left titty prints on the glass.. never got those pics though
andrew b 6:55 AM - 6 February, 2008
good times!!!!
bourbonstmc 6:57 AM - 6 February, 2008
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it only happened if you post them...so right now, it didn't happen...


+ Eleventy Million Kazillion
Panic City 7:57 AM - 6 February, 2008
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post the pics nickelodeon


the censored or the uncensored ones?
DJ Stuart (AR) 8:05 AM - 6 February, 2008
Off topic thread turned into titty thread.
DJ-A 2:59 PM - 6 February, 2008
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post the pics nickelodeon


the censored or the uncensored ones?


both duhhh... but if i have to choose i'll go for "B"
DJ Evil One 7:41 PM - 6 February, 2008
every thread is a titty thread
tig ol' bitties 8:34 PM - 6 February, 2008
i like titties.
DJ-A 9:50 PM - 6 February, 2008
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every thread is a titty thread


do you have something against titties?
DJDLO 415 10:21 PM - 6 February, 2008
post those fuckin pics Pinoy City damit
DJDLO 415 10:21 PM - 6 February, 2008
ive seen them, the titties are big
DJ-A 10:28 PM - 6 February, 2008
let me know if you want my e-mail address...
andrew b 12:34 AM - 7 February, 2008
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post those fuckin pics Pinoy City damit
post them all pinoy city, especially the one with me.
Niro 9:00 AM - 7 February, 2008
I love titties.

Niros
dj skraps 4:05 PM - 7 February, 2008
I vote titties.
DJ Autograph 4:15 PM - 7 February, 2008
+ 2 areola
DJ-A 7:19 PM - 7 February, 2008
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post those fuckin pics Pinoy City damit
post them all pinoy city, especially the one with me.

well, i'm not voting for dudes, but i'd like to see some pics =)... (absolutely no homo)
latindj 7:23 PM - 7 February, 2008
don't you guys get it??? IT NEVER HAPPENED! (prove me wrong)
DJ-A 7:42 PM - 7 February, 2008
^^^So you're saying you're a virgin still?
DJ-A 7:42 PM - 7 February, 2008
i'll take your word for it... no proof needed
tig ol' bitties 7:47 PM - 7 February, 2008
if your referrinf to evil ones post, I dont doubt it. dude does big tings. (no homo, misquote)
DJ-A 7:50 PM - 7 February, 2008
but having boobs stop a record... those would be some saggy boobs... like down to elbows saggy... cause my TT's arent exactly chest level
latindj 8:02 PM - 7 February, 2008
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if your referrinf to evil ones post, I dont doubt it. dude does big tings. (no homo, misquote)


just a little inspiration to get them pics posted! ;P
bourbonstmc 8:10 PM - 7 February, 2008
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IT NEVER HAPPENED!


If these pics exist, why aren't they posted yet?
DJ Evil One 8:35 PM - 7 February, 2008
dude...the dj booth was raised above the dancefloor...she had to lean in to request madonna or soulja boy and that's how it happened.

you guys must really be new jacks if you can't believe it would happen.

also, i'm there to crush it in the mix, not play photographer.
DJ Overpour 8:36 PM - 7 February, 2008
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dude...the dj booth was raised above the dancefloor...she had to lean in to request madonna or soulja boy and that's how it happened.

you guys must really be new jacks if you can't believe it would happen.

also, i'm there to crush it in the mix, not play photographer.


gay
DJBlisk 8:38 PM - 7 February, 2008
you know what the best is evil.

the dumb bitches who are dancing around you on a raised platform until they take a mistep an eat it off the platform.

Its so mean, but I laugh everytime.
DJ-A 9:47 PM - 7 February, 2008
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dude...the dj booth was raised above the dancefloor...she had to lean in to request madonna or soulja boy and that's how it happened.

you guys must really be new jacks if you can't believe it would happen.

also, i'm there to crush it in the mix, not play photographer.


gay


that's why they have something to divide people fromthe dj... so they can't fuck your stuff up.
DJ-A 10:33 PM - 7 February, 2008
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you know what the best is evil.

the dumb bitches who are dancing around you on a raised platform until they take a mistep an eat it off the platform.

Its so mean, but I laugh everytime.


+1
DJBlisk 11:05 PM - 7 February, 2008
+10000!!!!

especially the ones that think they are so fucking hot. hilarious.
DJDLO 415 11:33 PM - 7 February, 2008
hahahaha i havnt seen it happen yet - but ill be waiting...
tig ol' bitties 7:59 PM - 8 February, 2008
I had some dumb whore come over and scratch the record with her tongue the last time I was out when I wasnt looking. I gave her a little backhand as automatic reaction and told her if i see her near me again it will be alot harder.
DJ-A 8:07 PM - 8 February, 2008
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I had some dumb whore come over and scratch the record with her tongue the last time I was out when I wasnt looking. I gave her a little backhand as automatic reaction and told her if i see her near me again it will be alot harder.

bullll shit
tig ol' bitties 8:11 PM - 8 February, 2008
whats bullshit?

I wasnt in a booth. It was just a table essentially right where everyone walks by and chills. I had my back turned, next thing I know the music started skipping, I turn around and this nasty drunk girl is leaning over the table with her tongue on the record with her dumb friends laughing behind her. It was bullshit actually seeing in the process she spilt her beer on my mixer.
DJ-A 8:20 PM - 8 February, 2008
that grosses me out just thinking about it... if she's that stupid when she's drunk, i'd hate to know her wehn she's sober
DJ Evil One 8:25 PM - 8 February, 2008
one of the owners of a spot i do comes in the booth and "scratches" when i'm not looking. it's not a good look, but now i've come to expect it and it's funny.
tig ol' bitties 8:27 PM - 8 February, 2008
I wouldnt have been as heated if she was at least like a 6 but she was a 2 and SLOPPY drunk.

Shes lucky she only got a small swat and an open handed one at that. Her friends got all pissed at me cuz I did that, I told them my equipment is worth more then her life. Then my homegirl went over and told them to back up. that was funny.

but yeah I thru that record away. didnt want to contract anything.
tig ol' bitties 8:28 PM - 8 February, 2008
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one of the owners of a spot i do comes in the booth and "scratches" when i'm not looking. it's not a good look, but now i've come to expect it and it's funny.


LMAO! its always funny when people come up and say can I scratch it?? Its like is that a serious question?
DJ-A 8:29 PM - 8 February, 2008
The GM at my residency always tries to talk me into letting him scratch. basically i've shot him down with every one liner i could think of. I dont let other people touch my needles, not even if you let me fuck your wife... but dude won't give up. the last one (and he hasnt said anything since) was simply, sure i'll let you as much as i've let you any other night...
DJBlisk 8:35 PM - 8 February, 2008
one of my promoter friends use to put his drink on the vinyl to watch it spin. hilarious.. because he was my boy.
DJ Evil One 9:39 PM - 8 February, 2008
one time i was djing out of town on a stage...i snuck off stage to take a piss (i'd probably drank 15 beers and 5 shots, no lie)...

when i returned, there was a fat heffer on stage staring at my laptop and scrolling through my files..

as i approach her i'm already pissed off...

and she takes a big swig of her crantini and it apparently went down the wrong pipe because she spit it back out all over my laptop!

i then proceeded to curse her out and tell her to get the fuck out!

her friend had the nerve to say "can i stay on stage"

i said both of you grab your fucking coats and bounce!

so dope.

whores.
tig ol' bitties 9:41 PM - 8 February, 2008
there all whores.
DJBlisk 9:48 PM - 8 February, 2008
"its not whoring if you do it for free"
tig ol' bitties 9:51 PM - 8 February, 2008
there all loose tramps.
deejay barber 9:53 PM - 8 February, 2008
ahhh, but they make the job that much better lol. Think about it, if they were not there, who would we have to make fun of and look at?
DJBlisk 9:54 PM - 8 February, 2008
white guys that can't dance.
DJ-A 10:06 PM - 8 February, 2008
I would have charged for damages... maybe that should be added in my ryder... Damages caused to equpt by guests are responsible of named person on contract.
DJ-A 10:06 PM - 8 February, 2008
(in other words dont have idiots @ your party because yout ass is responsible for them)
DJDLO 415 10:13 PM - 8 February, 2008
i would have been too - i couldnt imagine the rage i would feel if some stupid bitch spit her drink up on my top!
tig ol' bitties 10:14 PM - 8 February, 2008
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white guys that can't dance.


That's actually a debate itself.
What's funnier white guys or white girls that can't dance?
I've seen some clowns but I've also seen just as many rythmless white girls as well. Even if they are smokin hot seeing them dance so bad downgrades their hotnes s immensily.
DJBlisk 11:03 PM - 8 February, 2008
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white guys that can't dance.


That's actually a debate itself.
What's funnier white guys or white girls that can't dance?
I've seen some clowns but I've also seen just as many rythmless white girls as well. Even if they are smokin hot seeing them dance so bad downgrades their hotnes s immensily.


girls that can't dance in general are the worse. Asian girls that can't dance, freak, I hate that shit.

you know whats worse..
Panic City 11:25 PM - 8 February, 2008
Asian girls always just try to dance all sexy..in one tempo, no matter how fast or slow the song. they just make all these "sensuous" movements. not cool.
DJ Evil One 5:48 PM - 9 February, 2008
portland airport has free wi-fi.

that's what's good!
DJ Evil One 5:48 PM - 9 February, 2008
tonight is going to be a fiasco...

the spot i play in SD sets you up right on the dance floor...i hope my laptop stays on the stand!

word.
DJBlisk 6:39 PM - 9 February, 2008
don't let bitches hit that shit!
The Infamous OJ 1:17 AM - 10 February, 2008
take a picture of the titty-scratch.
DJ Evil One 3:02 AM - 10 February, 2008
i'm going to be booty rocking the party...no time for pictures.
The Infamous OJ 3:12 AM - 10 February, 2008
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i'm going to be booty knocking my partner...no time for pictures.


Didn't need to know all that. Have fun though.
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DJ Evil One 6:00 AM - 11 February, 2008
way to twist my words, oj...

you killed them people in brentwood.
The Infamous OJ 6:34 AM - 11 February, 2008
ahahaha...

Not Guilty!