I'm trying to eat more healthy so I've brought some bananas to work. Whenever I eat bananas I think of Andy Dick deep throating that banana on old school. I feel like I should say No Homo while eating a banana haha

as long as you don't eat nuts with it I think you're okay.


if you cup them then you're full blow homo.

just don't hold it like a cock when you eat it and you'll be ok.

lol

I'm trying to think of a gangsta way to eat bananas. Maybe I should hold it like a gun

hahahaha. You crack me up this morning.

Hold the banana from the bottom end and point it towards the ground...lifting only to take a quick bite, then it's back pointing at the ground...gangsta.

Same goes with using a straw, you can be gangsta and drink from a straw.

this is hilarious.

The only way to eat a banana like a gangsta is to cut it up and eat it on your cornflakes.

Drinking from a straw is ok if you're drinking from like a mcdonalds cup or a mix drink. But if you drink from a straw in a soda can then that's homo!

The bottom of the banana is called the bananus. Get it right. lol

Why are you even thinking homo thoughts in the first place????

I dunno, i think the mickey d's cup is the only allowable thing, i mean who uses the straws that come with mixed drinks?

I used the straw with mixed drinks. Duh didnt you hear. Drinking with a straw gets u drunk faster. (complete lies)

I like using a straw cuz the ice makes the drink taste watered down if you sip from the top

+1000gayprideparaders

lol

lol

thread of the year (so far)

I almost spit out the food in my mouth laughing so hard!

Maybe I'll cover it up with a paper bag and eat it like I'm drinking a 40

Here's a solution for your banana dilemma. Instead of Andy Dicking the banana, just break a small piece of and consume (NH). You can be healthy without drawing a rainbow flag.

Maybe I'll hold it sideways and eat it like a chicken drumstick

Haha, this thread delivers!

I find the no homo stuff extremely funny as we don't have anything like that in Europe... Is it really so widespread over there in the states? I only say it with a few of my mates for fun, but everyone that hears it needs explanation haha.

Ha ha ha! This thread is killing me! ^^^^ me and a few mates had heard it before the forum but it sure does seem to be very popular out in the USA.

admit it, by "food" you mean "jizz".

Lol.

McDonald's is always OK.

ALL soda cans are acceptable too.
You don't know if some asshole took a leak all over cases and cases of soda while they're sitting stacked up in some warehouse.

Mixed drinks are a toss-up.
As there are many types of glasses, I'll cover the most common.
Rocks Glass: No Straw.
Highball Glass: Straw OK.
Pilsner Glass: No Straw.
Martini Glass: If you're ordering anything other than a Vodka or Gin Martini, (i.e. Apple-tini, Mango-tini, etc) then a straw is OK, because you're ALREADY gay.

ha ha.

On a serious tip though I wash drink cans before I open them for that same reason.

Chocolate covered bananas are gangster. You can try eating it that way.

No No No... you must always keep the banana above your head when u do this. Dangle the banana. That's most definitely gangster as well.

+1

you know what foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!

HAHAHAHAHA

I just laughed out loud!

That's got to be one of the most homo statements I've ever heard....why are you even thinking about dick shaped food??? Are you hungry? lol!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Isn't that from Superbad?

Yup. It is.

lol latindj... you need to get out more often. Watch a movie or two. Stop jackin' off.

you know what foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!

oops...damn phone...

Sorry I don't watch many movies...I make them with the wifey! (and don't say she holds the camera while I jack off cuz I know how you think Sixxx!)

I was thinking you hold the cam while she takes care of herself. lol

hmmmmm...I like the way you think brutha!

This is definitely thread of the year material....

And here I was thinking that you hold the cam while she bangs your neighbor. ;)

hmmmmm...I do have a pretty hot FEMALE neighbor...I'll ask...

If it goes down... Pics. Or it didn't happen.

... VIDEO... make it right or don't make it at all.

well I dont have to worry about it now because my non sharing co workers ate them all!

if I catch them I'm calling them out damn homos!

a group of people eating bananas at the same time is definetly homo.

if u make eye contact with someone while they are eating a banana is homo also

unless it's a chick eating and she eyes you for desert!

Taking a bite from some dudes banana... Extremely GAY!

Cutting a line around the banana, 1 inch from the top to make it look like a penis head, 200% homo

Hmmm, makes me wonder why you even thought of that one. :/

^^used to do it in the cafeteria at school. They'd give us this peanut butter cake too, and i'd shape it into Balls, lol.. then put a pool of milk at the end of it. Always got a few good laughs out of it, and detention once. owned.

A little too much info. But thanks.

oooook

Did u draw dicks too? LOL

Deez... Great set last night dude. Thumbs up.

If you eat Dole bananas, then you're exempt, but if you eat Chiquitas, then you're homo...which would then require you to say "No Homo", each time you take a bite of that Chiquita; if you do not want to be categorized as homo.

*Not that there's anything wrong with that*

Who really cares what brand a banana is? It's not like they have Technics and Gemini bananas. They all taste the same to me.

I once bit into a plaintain that my chick was planning to cook later on. almost broke my fuggin tooth.

lol nah, i used to draw "spead legs girl" on the bus windows though.... got detention once for that too... since my school was K-12, lol.

Actually poloi3eai2, Dole is the Technics of bananas....everything else is a Gemini. If you ever feel like it or have the time to....do a taste test...you'll have a change of opinion afterwards.

*no homo on 'taste test' of course*

*not that there's anything wrong with that*

the real bottom line here is if you had to actually "think" about saying "no homo" while eating a banana, then most likely you are probably homo.

Chiquita rules fuck dole.

CMOS, are you saying that Gemini turntables are better than Technics....hehe.

any time a dude eats any cock looking food, the words no homo should be murmured.<<< forum rule #45.1

I should get a new era fitted cap made that says No Homo. I will make a killing! People dont have to worry about always saying No Homo while saying gay phrases or engaging in gay like activities.

I wanted to wear a shirt that says No Homo when I went to the mall with mine and my gf's little white fluffy dog... www.djbriguy.com

I swear to god though... if i wasnt practically married, that dog would get me so many chicks! The most random hot girls flock to me when I'm walking this dog.

wow looks like that pit is ready to eat that little q-tip.

Ha ha. How could you not notice??

uhhh, that's not a pitbull...

but the real issue is, what the fuck are those pants?

My bad, that is not a pitbull, I was looking at the picture, while slouching in my chair. But agreed with Herrera, those are some snazzy pants. (no homo)

ha ha ha!!!!

All about those pants!!!!!!

Bri are they the Angry pants?????

lol at Angry Pants.

They're my roomates pajama Pants... they have the Guiness logo all over them. My girlfriend bought them for him for christmas that year, haha.

That was our 130 LB Lab mix. He was a the coolest dog ever. When we all moved out of the house, we gave him to a good home. A woman with a 5 yr old son. She sends me pics of him all the time still.

Here's his big dome piece. He was somewhat of the retarded breed. lol. Great dog though

www.djbriguy.com

Mutts always are the best dogs.

I had a choclate lab from its birth till its death...16 years and 4 car hits later that dog finally died of old age. my dad had to put him to sleep cuz he was at that old to where he had a had time standing.

my dad actually had him cremated.

I miss that damn dog

We had a cocker spaniel growing up... Got her when i was 5, and we put her down when I was 19. Loved that dog. She used to follow me all over town. Never needed a leash, ever.

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