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djbriguy 3:40 PM 18 December 2007
Figure out what these words have in common.


Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
Certified Quality Entertainment 3:42 PM 18 December 2007
All words have 4 or less unique letters each?
djbriguy 3:43 PM 18 December 2007
nope.
deejay barber 3:45 PM 18 December 2007
They contain double consinants?

i.e. BaNaNa
DreSSer
GraMMer
PoTaTo
ReViVe
UnEvEn
ASSeSS
Certified Quality Entertainment 3:46 PM 18 December 2007
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They contain double consinants?

i.e. BaNaNa
DreSSer
GraMMer
PoTaTo
ReViVe
UnEvEn
ASSeSS


Thats what I was thinking along the lines of my answer
djbriguy 3:51 PM 18 December 2007
thats true... but not the answer im lookin for. :)
djbriguy 3:52 PM 18 December 2007
dig a little deeper. im sure u guys can figure it out. it had me stumped for about 10 mins myself.
Certified Quality Entertainment 3:56 PM 18 December 2007
If you take the first letter and put it at the end of the word, it spells the word correctly backwards

Make sense?
djbriguy 3:58 PM 18 December 2007
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If you take the first letter and put it at the end of the word, it spells the word correctly backwards

Make sense?


DING! u got it.
deejay barber 3:59 PM 18 December 2007
Thier first letters follow the patter of 2, 4, 7, 16, 18, 21, 1? I don't know
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:01 PM 18 December 2007
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Quote:
If you take the first letter and put it at the end of the word, it spells the word correctly backwards

Make sense?


DING! u got it.


Thank my girlfriend for that one. I sent it to her in an IM...First she said was the Double Letter thing that barber posted. Then she said the correct answer. Got it in 2 mins.
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:02 PM 18 December 2007
good thread. Keep posting riddles. Makes the day go by quick.
djbriguy 4:02 PM 18 December 2007
lol i wont lie, i had to ask the woman next to me too. we're stupid. lol
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:03 PM 18 December 2007
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dig a little deeper. im sure u guys can figure it out. it had me stumped for about 10 mins myself.


LOL...and I guess it still did until the woman next to you explained it to you! haha
djbriguy 4:03 PM 18 December 2007
New one
If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert a cork into the neck of the bottle, how could you remove the coin without taking the cork out or breaking the bottle?
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:04 PM 18 December 2007
the cork is smaller than neck, so it falls right into the bottle (like the coin)..then just turnt he bottle over to take the coin out
djbriguy 4:05 PM 18 December 2007
damnit. that was too easy.
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:06 PM 18 December 2007
Haha..never heard that one before either. It jsut made sense
djbriguy 4:06 PM 18 December 2007
[B]What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
[/B]
djbriguy 4:06 PM 18 December 2007
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
tig ol' bitties 4:08 PM 18 December 2007
towel or sponge?
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:09 PM 18 December 2007
towel.
deejay barber 4:09 PM 18 December 2007
A shammy?
djbriguy 4:16 PM 18 December 2007
yes, damnit. quick draw mcgraws
djbriguy 4:17 PM 18 December 2007
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
tig ol' bitties 4:21 PM 18 December 2007
This is old school!

should I answer??
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:22 PM 18 December 2007
How many times may 20 be subtracted from 100?
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:23 PM 18 December 2007
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This is old school!

should I answer??


Yea. Is it something like the compass (N,S,W,E) on a map?
deejay barber 4:23 PM 18 December 2007
The legend
tig ol' bitties 4:26 PM 18 December 2007
stamp
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:27 PM 18 December 2007
makes sense.
djbriguy 4:28 PM 18 December 2007
yep, stamp
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:31 PM 18 December 2007
How many times may 20 be subtracted from 100?

How do you bold? <--not a riddle. I just want to know how to bold.
djbriguy 4:33 PM 18 December 2007
How to bold =

[ B] text [/ B] (remove the spaces... must be caps, and the code must be on the same line as the text.)
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:35 PM 18 December 2007
testing..testing 1, 2, 3
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:35 PM 18 December 2007
Ok, now that that is settled.

New one:

How many times may 20 be subtracted by 100?
tig ol' bitties 4:38 PM 18 December 2007
one time
deejay barber 4:40 PM 18 December 2007
ITCAN'TBE,ITWOULDBE-80
latindj 4:41 PM 18 December 2007
once.
tig ol' bitties 4:41 PM 18 December 2007
oh I was reading it wrong. thought it meant from not by
latindj 4:42 PM 18 December 2007
so is the answer is not one time?
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:42 PM 18 December 2007
One time is the right answer.
latindj 4:43 PM 18 December 2007
thought so
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:43 PM 18 December 2007
unless I typed it in wrong. Either way its 1 time. After that, you will be subtracting by a number other than 100.
tig ol' bitties 4:44 PM 18 December 2007
exactly..

if you wrote FROM instead of BY it woulda made more sense...
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:45 PM 18 December 2007
What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?
tig ol' bitties 4:45 PM 18 December 2007
queue
tig ol' bitties 4:46 PM 18 December 2007
im a fucking riddle master
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:47 PM 18 December 2007
hahah
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:53 PM 18 December 2007
I always have trouble figuring out the riddle from Die Hard with a Vengence. The one with the water jugs. I always figure it out, then forget out to do it.
djbriguy 5:15 PM 18 December 2007
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:16 PM 18 December 2007
Its not raining?
djbriguy 5:17 PM 18 December 2007
DING
djbriguy 5:17 PM 18 December 2007
A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?
jwhispers 5:19 PM 18 December 2007
short
jwhispers 5:19 PM 18 December 2007
DUH lol nevermind read it wrong
jwhispers 5:20 PM 18 December 2007
no wait i WAS right. i quit
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:20 PM 18 December 2007
that does make sense though
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:20 PM 18 December 2007
haha
djbriguy 5:27 PM 18 December 2007
An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?
tig ol' bitties 5:30 PM 18 December 2007
ur right whispers....

Briguy your funny...its electic right??
tig ol' bitties 5:31 PM 18 December 2007
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
tig ol' bitties 5:35 PM 18 December 2007
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?
djbriguy 5:36 PM 18 December 2007
lol i have no idea for either of urs tig. And yes, There's no smoke... cuz the train is electric
djbriguy 5:37 PM 18 December 2007
Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
djbriguy 5:37 PM 18 December 2007
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At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


"WTF am i doing?" idk, lol
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:40 PM 18 December 2007
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Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?


All 12 have 28 days.
djbriguy 5:41 PM 18 December 2007
FTW
djbriguy 5:41 PM 18 December 2007
A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?
tig ol' bitties 5:42 PM 18 December 2007
Quote:
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


Dont look down, dont look down! hahaha
djbriguy 5:42 PM 18 December 2007
lol
latindj 5:43 PM 18 December 2007
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At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


don't look down!
latindj 5:43 PM 18 December 2007
fuck, i'm late....
tig ol' bitties 5:43 PM 18 December 2007
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What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?


A Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:43 PM 18 December 2007
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A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?


Leap year?
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:44 PM 18 December 2007
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Quote:
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?


A Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.


lololol
djbriguy 5:45 PM 18 December 2007
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A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?


Leap year?


nope
tig ol' bitties 5:47 PM 18 December 2007
its not possible.
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:47 PM 18 December 2007
I wanna say 1964 and 84 are not years but like building numbers or something like that..Kinda like "The Horses name is Friday riddle"
latindj 5:47 PM 18 December 2007
he went back to the future like marty mcfly...
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:48 PM 18 December 2007
lol...This is heavy stuff Doc!
tig ol' bitties 5:48 PM 18 December 2007
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I wanna say 1964 and 84 are not years but like building numbers or something like that..Kinda like "The Horses name is Friday riddle"


i think your on the right track with this one...
djbriguy 5:48 PM 18 December 2007
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A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?

A: He's born in room number 1964 of a hospital and dies in room number 1984.
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:49 PM 18 December 2007
I was close enough.
djbriguy 5:49 PM 18 December 2007
What two words have the most letters in it?
Certified Quality Entertainment 8:12 PM 18 December 2007
How is there no more riddles in the 2 hours I have been gone?
tig ol' bitties 8:16 PM 18 December 2007
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What two words have the most letters in it?


I believe this is along with your stamp joke...I asked 10 people and the consensus was post office??
djbriguy 8:23 PM 18 December 2007
good job tig.

Sorry CQE, i took my lunch too... a long one. Got my haircut n shit
Certified Quality Entertainment 8:41 PM 18 December 2007
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good job tig.

Sorry CQE, i took my lunch too... a long one. Got my haircut w/ shit


ewww..
tig ol' bitties 8:45 PM 18 December 2007
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good job tig.

Sorry CQE, i took my lunch too... a long one. Got my haircut n shit


you get a proper fade?
djbriguy 8:47 PM 18 December 2007
I get a number 2 on the sides (no poop) with kind of a fade to the top, then scissors on the top... then i gel the bangs and the top. Typical white boy fasion.
Certified Quality Entertainment 8:49 PM 18 December 2007
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I get a number 2 on the sides (no poop) quote]

LOL Good one!
Certified Quality Entertainment 8:49 PM 18 December 2007
oops
tig ol' bitties 8:50 PM 18 December 2007
yup...certainly whiteboy esqe.

im never letting a white dude touch my head again (no homo) There idea of a proper fade, is far from proper in most if not all instances.
djbriguy 8:53 PM 18 December 2007
well no offense, and this is gonna sound awful.... but every black woman who has ever touched my head has royally jacked my shit up.

Not just once.. i gave it a shot almost a dozen times, always thinking "well maybe that woman just sucked!"

Nope, one woman just started using the razor on top... another one shaved my sideburns into a point (WTF?!), another made my neck look like the bottom of a circle (not sqaured off), and the rest of them have practically given me military haircuts.

Sorry if i offended anyone, maybe its just an isolated incodent!
tig ol' bitties 8:59 PM 18 December 2007
no...I was gon say actually at the end of mine...

and woman...dont get me started hahahaha
Certified Quality Entertainment 9:06 PM 18 December 2007
Thats funny.

Where I go its a 14 barbers type place. Haircut is $8. I have been going there for years. There are these 3 guys in the room off to the side that there is 10 barbers with free chairs but everyone waits for these guys cuz they are the best. Honestly, people wait like 30-40 mins to get one of those guys rather than getting the other poeple that are free. Its cool because EVERYONE i know goes there, so you usually end up bumping into someone you know and can bull shit
tig ol' bitties 9:13 PM 18 December 2007
yeah same here. I go to a "hoodish" type spot. One of the only white dudes, but everyone is chill. only thing is if i dont get there in time I end waiting 2 frggin hours. dude just talks and talks and talks while he cuts hair.
djbriguy 9:24 PM 18 December 2007
I had a friend who used to cut my hair back in NY. One time she talked and talked and talked about her boyfriend problems, til I was almost bald. I had to stop her. lol
latindj 9:27 PM 18 December 2007
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yeah same here. I go to a "hoodish" type spot. One of the only white dudes, but everyone is chill. only thing is if i dont get there in time I end waiting 2 frggin hours. dude just talks and talks and talks while he cuts hair.


seriously. i have that problem too. the dudes i go to do an awesome job, best fades around. but the wait is at least 1-2 hours...and they won't take appointments. bastids.
deejay barber 9:30 PM 18 December 2007
What you do is tip well. My time is valuable. I throw the cat at the least a 10 dollar tip who cuts my hair. I go to the same dude every time. When he see's me walk in, doens't matter, I'm next. Works everytime. If anybody gets upset he just says I called in this morning I had an appointment. Got to work that ish out with your barber. (Prob helps I used to work there lol).
djbriguy 9:34 PM 18 December 2007
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What you do is tip well. My time is valuable. I throw the cat at the least a 10 dollar tip who cuts my hair. I go to the same dude every time. When he see's me walk in, doens't matter, I'm next. Works everytime. If anybody gets upset he just says I called in this morning I had an appointment. Got to work that ish out with your barber. (Prob helps I used to work there lol).


very true. This woman in my hometown was a waitress at Applebees, but also was the door-woman at the best club in our town. The line would be down the street. We would always request her at Applebees and tip her real big... everytime we got to the club, we'd walk right up to the window and she would see us, and she'd tell the bouncers to not let anyone else in until we were let in. It was real nice.
deejay barber 9:38 PM 18 December 2007
I'm telling you man, a little extra goes a long way. Seriously, I generally go to my Barber shop on Saturday morning. The BUSIEST day and because I am willing to pay 30 bucks for a cut and a shave every 2 weeks, I get preferential treatment. What do I care, I would probably take that 10 bucks and spend it on something I don't really need anyways, meanwhile homeboy has 2 kids at home and has to lease that chair. I can appriciate dudes grind, plus he hooks me up, I'd rather pay more money than sit there and collect dust. Just my opinion.
latindj 10:42 PM 18 December 2007
I see your point, although I think all this could be avoided if my barber did take appointments. He would still be cutting hair non-stop and everyone would not have to wait so long. My old barber would do this and it worked well for him. Too bad I moved a little to far to keep going to him.
J_Static 2:32 AM 19 December 2007
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If you take the first letter and put it at the end of the word, it spells the word correctly backwards

Make sense?


DING! u got it.


Except for GRAMMER u dolts!
jwhispers 4:16 PM 19 December 2007
lol @ grammer

if spelled correctly, with two A's, then it definitely works!
djbriguy 4:29 PM 19 December 2007
lol
J_Static 4:32 PM 19 December 2007
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lol @ grammer

if spelled correctly, with two A's, then it definitely works!


Yea well Briguy thought he was slick and cool with this puzzle sh*t
djbriguy 4:34 PM 19 December 2007
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Quote:
lol @ grammer

if spelled correctly, with two A's, then it definitely works!


Yea well Briguy thought he was slick and cool with this puzzle sh*t


i got them in an email. lol.
tig ol' bitties 4:40 PM 19 December 2007
i want more...show you fools how the riddle king rolls
djbriguy 4:42 PM 19 December 2007
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i want more...show you fools how the tickle king rolls


uhm.
tig ol' bitties 4:44 PM 19 December 2007
i knew some sort of mis quote was coming.
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:46 PM 19 December 2007
What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?
djbriguy 4:47 PM 19 December 2007
What's the largest amount of money you can have in change and still not have change for a dollar?
djbriguy 4:50 PM 19 December 2007
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What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

uhm... my first thought was a human... but thats not IN the engine...
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:51 PM 19 December 2007
$1.69 ?
deejay barber 4:52 PM 19 December 2007
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What's the largest amount of money you can have in change and still not have change for a dollar?


One of those dollar coins, the gold ones that nobody uses!
latindj 4:53 PM 19 December 2007
the starter?
djbriguy 4:54 PM 19 December 2007
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What's the largest amount of money you can have in change and still not have change for a dollar?

$1.19. Three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies
Certified Quality Entertainment 4:55 PM 19 December 2007
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the starter?

nope
The Infamous OJ 4:58 PM 19 December 2007
What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

Noise

What's the largest amount of money you can have in change and still not have change for a dollar?

3 quarters, 4 dimes, 4 pennies = $1.19
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:00 PM 19 December 2007
Noise is right

I still think its 1.69. You have more than a dollar, but not EXACT change of a dollar. 3 quarters, 9 times and 4 pennies.
The Infamous OJ 5:01 PM 19 December 2007
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Noise is right

I still think its 1.69. You have more than a dollar, but not EXACT change of a dollar. 3 quarters, 9 times and 4 pennies.


Give me 2 quarters and 5 dimes then....
Certified Quality Entertainment 5:06 PM 19 December 2007
NO! lol

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