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Random thought thread.
DJ Young Herrera
4:11 PM 17 December 2007
what will happen when finally master the art of scratching in the year 2024?
DJ Young Herrera
4:12 PM 17 December 2007
what will happen when i finally master the art of scratching in the year 2024?
latindj
5:02 PM 17 December 2007
should I just go take a dumpster now or wait 'til I'm prairie doggin' it?
Certified Quality Entertainment
5:26 PM 17 December 2007
I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.
latindj
5:29 PM 17 December 2007
I'll have a bunch of engineers staring at me...if I don't make it. Maybe I'll just drop my pants and drop a deuce in the nearest cubicle...that should make their geeky day!
Certified Quality Entertainment
5:30 PM 17 December 2007
hahahah why the hell don't you just go to the bathroom??? haha
Certified Quality Entertainment
5:33 PM 17 December 2007
God, I never thought I had to actually convince someone to go take a shit! haha
latindj
5:39 PM 17 December 2007
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penis butter and spermicidal jelly. man, i havent had this in my ass in agesgross!
d:raf
6:16 PM 17 December 2007
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what will happen when i finally master the art of typing in the year 2024?Sorry, couldn't resist :P
latindj
7:53 PM 17 December 2007
god damn frakin' iPod! How dare you not "sleep" on me! Reset to factory settings...cool! WTF? Where'd all my god damn music go??? I hope them macs don't do the same thing....
latindj
7:53 PM 17 December 2007
god damn freakin' iPod! How dare you not "sleep" on me! Reset to factory settings...cool! WTF? Where'd all my god damn music go??? I hope them macs don't do the same thing....
djbriguy
8:32 PM 17 December 2007
i think my ipod is fucked. everytime i add more than 1 song at a time, bitch locks up my itunes
J_Static
8:41 PM 17 December 2007
Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!
Certified Quality Entertainment
8:48 PM 17 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!Yep, put all your gear inside the machine. Can be done in a flash. That would be fuckin awesome!!!
latindj
9:09 PM 17 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....
Certified Quality Entertainment
9:11 PM 17 December 2007
Hahaha...there would have to be an "Off" button or something
djbriguy
9:17 PM 17 December 2007
ive been reading about it... theyve been able to teleport small atoms to 1 meter distance.... but it destroys the item lol.
They say theorietically, we could teleport a human, or a solid object... but theres no way to "repair" the object at its no location.
Translation: everything teleported dies.
Made me think... if they teleport a human, does he show up in the new location as a pile of flesh,bones, and blood... Or would it be like dust?
They say theorietically, we could teleport a human, or a solid object... but theres no way to "repair" the object at its no location.
Translation: everything teleported dies.
Made me think... if they teleport a human, does he show up in the new location as a pile of flesh,bones, and blood... Or would it be like dust?
CMOS
9:28 PM 17 December 2007
Theres a printer and scanner up at Columbia University that can scan a 3d object and recreate it on the other side out of corn starch. They said they hope to have it be able to recreate the pieces out of metal soon.
This will allow a mechanic or something like that to scan a part and instantly have another one.
This will allow a mechanic or something like that to scan a part and instantly have another one.
djbriguy
9:30 PM 17 December 2007
that shit is crazy. i'd scan my balls and send them to my boss. lol.
latindj
9:34 PM 17 December 2007
I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!
I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!
I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!
djbriguy
9:36 PM 17 December 2007
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I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!FTW
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I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!You make dildo's, don't you?
latindj
9:41 PM 17 December 2007
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I don't think it works on objects that small....lol!Fuckin' Tiny Weiner, I hate it!
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I actually use a 3d printer at work, cool stuff. I can create anything in 3d on my computer using CAD software and then print it in 3d in plastic...very cool stuff!You can make me a dildo, can't you?
I suppose I could, but maybe I should print you some man-sized jewels first?
DJ Young Herrera
9:42 PM 17 December 2007
yeah, then we could have that freaky no strings sex teleport channel like in Logan's Run...The sexiest movie EVER!
djbriguy
9:55 PM 17 December 2007
I'd put the teleporter under my desk, stick my junk in and out of it, and tell my GF to put her vagina against the other end at home. lol.
Certified Quality Entertainment
10:14 PM 17 December 2007
hahahahahahahh
Im hysterical laughin over here. Past few posts had me rollin!! haha
Im hysterical laughin over here. Past few posts had me rollin!! haha
J_Static
10:32 PM 17 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....
This coming from a guy who's wife has a boyfriend
latindj
10:48 PM 17 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!yeah, so you're fuckin' this girl on the side, all of a sudden, your wife is there! oh shit....
This coming from a guy who's wife has a boyfriend
I see you're so fuckin' intelligent that you haven't figured that one out yet, even after it was spelled out to you. I guess you don't have a to be a rocket scientist to put handcuffs on someone, thank goodness for your sake.
J_Static
11:10 PM 17 December 2007
Ur an idiot as well! Did u not see the sarcam in that statement of mine? U must be a real winner with tha ladies!
Maybe u should come 2 my class that I offer called: "Get a clue!"
Maybe u should come 2 my class that I offer called: "Get a clue!"
latindj
11:20 PM 17 December 2007
Sure sign me up.. I like blues clues. Are you the gay lookin' dude or the dog?
J_Static
11:51 PM 17 December 2007
Haha! Now ur getting it! See how reverse psychology works! It works on the less intelligent!
I kid kid! Works on me too sometimes cuz damn wifey should have a PHD in that shit!
I kid kid! Works on me too sometimes cuz damn wifey should have a PHD in that shit!
FunkyRob
11:53 PM 17 December 2007
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I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.I <3 my overpriced iPhone.
FunkyRob
12:01 AM 18 December 2007
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Teleportation would kick ass! No more driving really, just teleport from work 2 home, and vice versa! Hey get done with a gig and bam ur back at home!Yep, put all your gear inside the machine. Can be done in a flash. That would be fuckin awesome!!!
What if your molecules intermix with those of your gear. It would be like dude from "The Fly" or something.
What if the monitor from your notebook fused into your abdomen. You'd be all looking like of the Teletubbies.
J_Static
12:04 AM 18 December 2007
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I like that I can get the forum on my phone..so when i go drop a duece I can read and bullshit on the forums while in there.I <3 my overpriced
iPhone.
Its all about the BB pearl!
d:raf
2:30 AM 18 December 2007
Is that little instructional icon that says "open here" really necessary on Hershey bars?
DJ Young Herrera
1:31 PM 18 December 2007
damnit, i forgot my laptop. now i can't log on to myspace or stickam while i'm at work. i have to wait till i get home!
djbriguy
1:32 PM 18 December 2007
ive never tried bringing my laptop to work... but im sure my boss would have something negative to say about it
DJ Young Herrera
1:33 PM 18 December 2007
its a company issued laptop. the "guest" wireless connection has no restrictions as far as site access...not like the lan.
DJ Young Herrera
1:35 PM 18 December 2007
yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.
latindj
4:28 PM 18 December 2007
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...
DJ Young Herrera
4:44 PM 18 December 2007
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...
it was a joke ese.
DJ Young Herrera
4:45 PM 18 December 2007
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yes, power has its advantages. you should see how i wield it over female engineers. mwahahahaha.dude, you don't need power over female engineers....at least the ones at my job are all homely and never look you in the eye. Just talking to them scares the crap out of them...
But you know who scares me? The overbearing female buyers that I have to deal with.
B-don
9:22 PM 18 December 2007
what happens if this experiment goes wrong?
www.misunderstooduniverse.com
www.youtube.com view
it could destroy the universe.........
www.misunderstooduniverse.com
www.youtube.com view
it could destroy the universe.........
latindj
10:49 PM 18 December 2007
Goddammit! Wife bitches at me every day to watch the baby so she doesn't fall of the freakin' bed and what does baby do on wifey watch.....if it was me I'd never hear the end of it.
deejay barber
11:42 PM 18 December 2007
Yo, after 5 pm est, alot of dudes go home and won't log on until tonight.
latindj
11:52 PM 18 December 2007
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Wifey sounds fucked up Latin?lol. nah, wifey is cool. baby was sleeping and normally cries when she wakes up. but today she decided to wake up and crawl off the bed...i'm just saying that if it had happened on my watch i'd be in big trouble! wifey was in tears when she called me...baby is ok.
J_Static
11:56 PM 18 December 2007
I'd be all over wifey like WTF is your problem! Why weren't u watching the baby? If it happened while I was watching her, you'd never let me hear the end of it!
My wife's aunt dropped our daughter once! Dude I was at work and when my wife told me when I got home, I aBout had a fuckin mental breakdown like: "WTF!"
My wife's aunt dropped our daughter once! Dude I was at work and when my wife told me when I got home, I aBout had a fuckin mental breakdown like: "WTF!"
latindj
12:00 AM 19 December 2007
wife's all ready shook up. won't do any good me yelling at her and making it worse...especially worse for me! it happens man.
J_Static
12:01 AM 19 December 2007
I was joking! But ur right when that shit happens on our watch, its the end of the world!
stevie o
3:01 AM 19 December 2007
I saw in maxim that the flying car model is out. It should be out in 8 years. It has three wheels and works like a helicopter. Supposed to be east to operate. Pilots licence is a requirement and I assume it will cost atleast a half a mil so save up
djbriguy
1:23 PM 19 December 2007
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I saw in maxim that the flying car model is out. It should be out in 8 years. It has three wheels and works like a helicopter. Supposed to be east to operate. Pilots licence is a requirement and I assume it will cost atleast a half a mil so save upbah, kind of like blu ray disc players? lol. Shits were $1000 last year, and $300 this year.
stevie o
3:30 PM 19 December 2007
true but the car is gone be major dough. That's how there gonna regulate air traffic. Of. 90% of people can't afford it it won't get crowded up there. I I forgot to mention wth the flying car you can only fly ip to 4000 feet so theres no interference with planes. I dont think its ever gonna happen.IMO.
Certified Quality Entertainment
3:33 PM 19 December 2007
I think it will eventually. But not in our lifetime, or if it does, it will be when we are too old to really enjoy it.
Certified Quality Entertainment
3:34 PM 19 December 2007
On second thought, maybe not. Running out of gas while flying at 4000 feet up is going to be a bitch! haha
deejay barber
3:34 PM 19 December 2007
Great....another think to worry about, drunk flying. I can just imagine hearing stories of shit heads who get tanked take a chick home in that bad larry and then proceed to fly their car into the grand canyon or the ocean lol
djbriguy
3:47 PM 19 December 2007
i wonder if there will be no fly zones over government buildings n shit...
Sounds like the traffic control would be ridiculously hectic
Sounds like the traffic control would be ridiculously hectic
Caramac
3:57 PM 19 December 2007
My random thought for the day was, how long it would take me to learn to become a singer? Like a proper soul Alexander O Neal, Johnny Gill type singer.
stevie o
8:40 PM 19 December 2007
random thought ... Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Certified Quality Entertainment
8:43 PM 19 December 2007
Why are hemmoriods called hemmoroids and not asteroids?
DJ Young Herrera
9:22 PM 19 December 2007
Why is the only private shazzatorium at my office off limits to the people who actually work here? Why should it only be for guests? Is shazzing in peace and private not a basic huma right?
J_Static
9:22 PM 19 December 2007
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random thought ... Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?Stop biting off of comedians
J_Static
9:30 PM 19 December 2007
^^ Years and years of child abuse from Joe Jackson
There's your answer pal, and wouldn't you be a little weird too if ya had a sister like Latoya
There's your answer pal, and wouldn't you be a little weird too if ya had a sister like Latoya
djbriguy
9:33 PM 19 December 2007
True... growing up with a fucked up dad... watching/listening to your older brothers and dad have sex with groupies... growing up in the spotlight... ya ok, it makes sense now.
stevie o
12:27 AM 20 December 2007
I would never steal comedians material j static!!
And whats the deal with ovaltine?
And whats the deal with ovaltine?
FunkyRob
1:59 AM 20 December 2007
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What happened to Gladys Knight and the PipsIt's funny when people think it Gladys Knight and the Pimps.
FunkyRob
2:02 AM 20 December 2007
Random Thought.....
So how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could actually chuck wood?
hmmm.
So how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could actually chuck wood?
hmmm.
d:raf
2:34 AM 20 December 2007
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
latindj
2:42 AM 20 December 2007
chuck the woodchuck chucks enough fuckin' wood to make him upchuck every fuckin' woodchuck day. chuck the woodchuck fills a fuckin' truck chuck full of woodchuck chucked wood.
d:raf
7:12 PM 4 January 2008
If I try to dance up in this place, is it a universal given that you and your man will be planning to hate, or does that pattern of behavior apply solely to those who are "so hood"?
<--- not hood.
<--- not hood.
tig ol' bitties
7:16 PM 4 January 2008
why does time always move at the same pace, yet sometimes it seems like its moving a million times slower then usual.
deejay barber
7:53 PM 4 January 2008
How come you drive your car on the parkway, but you park your car in your driveway? How is this possible?
DJ Young Herrera
7:55 PM 4 January 2008
why can't i fall asleep in the daytime? but I stay up all feakin night long?
FunkyRob
1:49 AM 5 January 2008
As a child I once heard.......
Why do we call them "buildings" when they are already built?
Wouldn't "builts" be more proper?
Why do we call them "buildings" when they are already built?
Wouldn't "builts" be more proper?
d:raf
6:32 AM 5 January 2008
Furthermore...
...how can you "plan to hate"? Is not the act of planning to hate actually hate in & of itself?
Does not compute.
...how can you "plan to hate"? Is not the act of planning to hate actually hate in & of itself?
Does not compute.
Gor
8:25 AM 5 January 2008
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As a child I once heard.......Why do we call them "buildings" when they are already built?
Wouldn't "builts" be more proper?
Also why do we call them fingers, ive never seen them fing...
d:raf
8:16 PM 5 January 2008
When taken as a literary work, Craig Mack's "Flava In Your Ear" makes no sense at all.
Gor
3:13 AM 6 January 2008
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When taken as a literary work, Craig Mack's "Flava In Your Ear" makes no sense at all.It does if you're our prime minister Kevin Rudd -> www.youtube.com view
He found much flavour in his ear.
d:raf
5:28 AM 9 January 2008
Tasty :))
Few things are more disappointing than a Marvel vs. Capcom 2 game that begins with your opponent asking "How do I block?".
Few things are more disappointing than a Marvel vs. Capcom 2 game that begins with your opponent asking "How do I block?".
deejay barber
4:52 PM 9 January 2008
because they star Jean Claude Van Damm, and a cast of actors on their way out!
djbriguy
4:58 PM 9 January 2008
but seriously... even the plots were terrible... actors not even close to looking like the video game characters (with the exception of Zengeif and Chun-Lei <---who i'd hump)
Street Fighter was on tv this weekend, and wow... i forgot how much it sucked. In the end, M. Bison is using the Arcade joystick to control his weapons.... come on!
Street Fighter was on tv this weekend, and wow... i forgot how much it sucked. In the end, M. Bison is using the Arcade joystick to control his weapons.... come on!
stevie o
11:24 PM 9 January 2008
random thought...
if a fat girl falls trips and falls in the Forrest, do the trees laugh?
if a fat girl falls trips and falls in the Forrest, do the trees laugh?
stevie o
11:26 PM 9 January 2008
Should have been read as such.......
if a fat girl is alone in the forest and falls do the trees laugh
if a fat girl is alone in the forest and falls do the trees laugh
dj KarrsiN
5:58 AM 10 January 2008
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what happens if this experiment goes wrong?www.misunderstooduniverse.com
www.youtube.com view
it could destroy the universe.........
I've heard of this and it is quite interesting and makes me realizes how pointless everyday problems can be. The universe is so fascinating, I wonder why more people don't want to know what's really out there. I hope I find out before I die or maybe when I die I will find out.. Can't wait to learn the truth.
DJ Sniffles
6:40 AM 27 January 2008
I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said
"I want the gold counterpart to this money"
that's how its suppose to work anyways.
ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.
"I want the gold counterpart to this money"
that's how its suppose to work anyways.
ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.
d:raf
4:09 PM 27 January 2008
You'd probably have better luck at the pawnshop :))
post it when you do it...
post it when you do it...
djchope
11:48 PM 27 January 2008
sometimes when i get horny,i dont care if i get to fuck an ugly girl or a fat girl..but when i think back on it, i feel discusted and wana throw up
lol :)
lol :)
bourbonstmc
12:07 AM 28 January 2008
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I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said"I want the gold counterpart to this money"
that's how its suppose to work anyways.
ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.
Send a check to a broker and buy a gold ETF.
bourbonstmc
12:10 AM 28 January 2008
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random thought.. Does fantasia have the biggest mouth ever?Let's see:
www.idolstalker.com
artfiles.art.com
Too close to call...
DJ Sniffles
12:17 AM 28 January 2008
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I wonder what a bank teller would say if I went in with $15,000 cash and said"I want the gold counterpart to this money"
that's how its suppose to work anyways.
ill try so and record it on my phone and youtube it, of course acting completely ignorant to the teller and manager.
Brokers require fees
Send a check to a broker and buy a gold ETF.
bourbonstmc
12:58 AM 28 January 2008
At a discount broker, you could buy as much GLD as you want for $7-10 a trade. But don't jump in all at once, average in as it's been going steadily up for several months and is prone to sharp corrections...
Here's GLD against US stocks (SPY) and bonds (AGG) for the last 5 years:
finance.yahoo.com
Here's GLD against US stocks (SPY) and bonds (AGG) for the last 5 years:
finance.yahoo.com
DJ Sniffles
1:14 AM 28 January 2008
lol i dont wanna buy gold. i'm just saying, the way banks originally ran back in the early 1900's and earlier, you use to take your "cash" to the bank, and get its actual worth in gold, since cash money is essentially paper that represents actual gold value
DJ Sniffles
1:18 AM 28 January 2008
besides....why not buy gold, not paper saying i own such and such gold, but physical gold.
bourbonstmc
1:44 AM 28 January 2008
If the financial world gets to the point that you can't sell a gold ETF, there won't be much left to buy with gold coins or bars anyway.
latindj
5:03 AM 28 January 2008
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besides....why not buy gold, not paper saying i own such and such gold, but physical gold.because we've graduated from having to carry around sacks of gold nuggets and a scale to of a freakin' wallet, that's why.
djbriguy
1:43 PM 28 January 2008
I was watching this show last night about Virtual World video games... like SIMS Online, and all of those other games that are out. Shit is crazy. People have made millions of dollars buying/selling realestate in the virtual world.
This one guy took a 2nd mortgage out on his house to buy millions of dollars worth of "virtual land." He "built" a shopping mall with it, and "leases" the "stores" to other players and made his money back in 6 months!
They talk about how people think its crazy n shit, but they made a valant point.... The paper dollar is virtual currency and always has been. It has no monetary value, it just simply represents goods/services. Idk, i thought it was interesting.
This one guy took a 2nd mortgage out on his house to buy millions of dollars worth of "virtual land." He "built" a shopping mall with it, and "leases" the "stores" to other players and made his money back in 6 months!
They talk about how people think its crazy n shit, but they made a valant point.... The paper dollar is virtual currency and always has been. It has no monetary value, it just simply represents goods/services. Idk, i thought it was interesting.
latindj
7:40 PM 28 January 2008
^^could I be a virtual pimp? and send my virtual girls out on calls? to get you vritually laid? and take virtually all your money???
bourbonstmc
7:43 PM 28 January 2008
People definitely have real businesses on 2nd Life. But I don't know the prostitution laws in the virtual world...
FunkyRob
7:36 PM 7 March 2008
Does a dead body in the back of a hearse count as a "person" so you can drive in the carpool lane?
Today one drove past me on my way to work. I didn't see a person in the passenger seat. So I assumed there was some "body" in the back.
This driver could be on to something.
Today one drove past me on my way to work. I didn't see a person in the passenger seat. So I assumed there was some "body" in the back.
This driver could be on to something.
djbriguy
7:22 PM 22 April 2008
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
djbriguy
7:23 PM 22 April 2008
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
djbriguy
7:24 PM 22 April 2008
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
dj skraps
9:55 PM 22 April 2008
Why do we say boot but we dont say foot with the same "oot" or vise versa?
dj skraps
10:04 PM 22 April 2008
why do most people say often pronouncing the "T" but say soften the correct way?
Caramac
8:35 AM 23 April 2008
You'd never be able to get your fingers underneath the pizza crust if it came in a round box.
FlexyD
4:13 PM 23 April 2008
haha I love that movie, whats funny is the fax machine at my work is a piece of shit and faxes never go through and I always think about that part of office space
stevie o
9:16 PM 25 April 2008
random thought...
In the song " I got 5 on it" by luniz.., the dude says " I take sacks to the face whenever I can."
Dont you think that bar Is screaming for a no homo?
just a random thought
In the song " I got 5 on it" by luniz.., the dude says " I take sacks to the face whenever I can."
Dont you think that bar Is screaming for a no homo?
just a random thought
djskiggz
6:13 AM 2 May 2008
How come the girls bathroom is always way more nasty then the guys @ the end of the night.
d:raf
5:48 AM 27 May 2008
If I had a time machine, I would go back to my childhood era and warn myself about the horrors of Fisher Price cue burn.
Nicky Blunt
9:15 AM 27 May 2008
Shitty weekends really really suck!
Especially when you just need a break from stress & its just made worse!
Especially when you just need a break from stress & its just made worse!
stevie o
3:23 PM 27 May 2008
how can janet Jackson go from being repulsively fat to having a chiseled six pack in a month?
DJ-A
3:29 PM 27 May 2008
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how can janet Jackson go from being repulsively fat to having a chiseled six pack in a month?it's either a look-alike, or a clone of her that is always being worked out and lives in a science lab
Nicky Blunt
11:29 AM 9 June 2008
In the UK we call that thE C-PLAN DIET!
sNIFF LOADSA COKE DONT EAT & WATCH THAT WEIGHT FALL OFF!
(PS I don't condone the use of coke its bad for your teeth)
sNIFF LOADSA COKE DONT EAT & WATCH THAT WEIGHT FALL OFF!
(PS I don't condone the use of coke its bad for your teeth)
bourbonstmc
4:46 PM 9 June 2008
It's not the coke that's bad for your teeth. It's the malnutrition from not eating right.
Funny that an English guy is talking about teeth: Americans have a stereotype of Brits as having bad teeth...
Funny that an English guy is talking about teeth: Americans have a stereotype of Brits as having bad teeth...
DJBlisk
6:02 PM 9 June 2008
here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.
Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.
Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.
shiestO!
6:58 PM 9 June 2008
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mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.
DVDjHardy
7:07 PM 9 June 2008
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mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.
Check out my homei Teddy MC, he's dope. He usually MCs for Ronin Selectah, Joey P & Sinistarr.
sweetL
10:32 PM 9 June 2008
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mc skibadee & 95% of drum & bass mc's suck hairy donky balls!i agree. the only appropriate mc in drum and bass is Mecha from DC. wordup.
dynamite mc???? that guy is BAD...
Nicky Blunt
11:57 AM 13 June 2008
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It's not the coke that's bad for your teeth. It's the malnutrition from not eating right.Funny that an English guy is talking about teeth: Americans have a stereotype of Brits as having bad teeth...
Ha ha ha!
I look after my gnashers dude!!!!
You only get two pair y'know!!!!!
ha ha ha!!!
soon-2-be-ex-FS2user
3:51 AM 3 July 2008
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Why can't I pull off the 2 top buttons open of my work shirt look?beecoz youre's ober allz goings falled down
d:raf
10:40 PM 13 July 2008
Why don't the airbags ever deploy in that Scion car-chase in "Vantage Point"?
They don't seem to work all that well...
They don't seem to work all that well...
Dj Bert
3:35 AM 14 July 2008
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sometimes when i get horny,i dont care if i get to fuck an ugly girl or a fat girl..but when i think back on it, i feel discusted and wana throw uplol :)
Im not happy unless I'm Dj'ing or getting some pussy :)
DVDjHardy
5:10 AM 14 July 2008
I realized this while driving home earlier tonight...
Why is "fuck" considered a bad word? What is so bad about it?
Why is "fuck" considered a bad word? What is so bad about it?
kalibhakta
5:57 AM 14 July 2008
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I realized this while driving home earlier tonight...Why is "fuck" considered a bad word? What is so bad about it?
There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.
The word "fuck" has a rich history worth looking into--goes back centuries originating in Brittania.
In American vernacular words that used to be veru offensive are becoming more acceptable. Bitch readily comes to mind. I have heard it on prime time, in my Mama's day that was a big deal.
The N-Word I think has supplanted "fuck" as the most offensive word in American English. There are levels to this. A black dude can rap and say it with an "ah" suffix, but if you're a cracker like me saying it with an "er" will get you in a fight pretty quick (and rightfully so!)
But what about us white Hip Hop heads? os "ah" acceptable? I never use it. But compared to uttering fuck, I think you cause a much bigger controversy.
kalibhakta
6:05 AM 14 July 2008
Wigger.
We all know what it means, but is it PC?
I love Lady Sovereign and she has a song called "I'm a wigga."
I'm stumped here. I live in South Philly which is a weeeeeird place. Most of the poorer white kids fit the "wigga mold," but they are also very racist. I go into these hick bars and they play R&B/Crunk music, yet they somehow hate blacks in a way I could not possibly understand.
I wouldn't ever say the "n-Word," but if I call someone a wigger most people would know the exact type of person I am referring to! What is up with that?
I think a lot of surburbans raised on MTV identify with a culture not related to them and affect all the worst stereotypical aspects of that culture, so if I were to say "wigga" y'all would know what I mean.
But I am a white dude and the term has mad racist connotations. So is Wigga as a word PC????? If not, what do I call these muthafuckas?
We all know what it means, but is it PC?
I love Lady Sovereign and she has a song called "I'm a wigga."
I'm stumped here. I live in South Philly which is a weeeeeird place. Most of the poorer white kids fit the "wigga mold," but they are also very racist. I go into these hick bars and they play R&B/Crunk music, yet they somehow hate blacks in a way I could not possibly understand.
I wouldn't ever say the "n-Word," but if I call someone a wigger most people would know the exact type of person I am referring to! What is up with that?
I think a lot of surburbans raised on MTV identify with a culture not related to them and affect all the worst stereotypical aspects of that culture, so if I were to say "wigga" y'all would know what I mean.
But I am a white dude and the term has mad racist connotations. So is Wigga as a word PC????? If not, what do I call these muthafuckas?
Caramac
11:45 AM 14 July 2008
It's funny you say that. There was this one nazi guy who lived in the next town and apparently the guy was the world's biggest Bob Marley fan. Go figure.
d:raf
3:20 PM 14 July 2008
I think a major difference is that the "n" word actually has centuries of seriously negative (and violent) history associated with it, whereas the "w" word was created very recently to describe a very specific type of person.
sopranosupasta
3:51 PM 14 July 2008
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what do I call these muthafuckas?wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.
deejay barber
5:34 PM 14 July 2008
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what do I call these muthafuckas?wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.
Pretty fly for a white guy? (no dale)
sopranosupasta
6:03 PM 14 July 2008
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what do I call these muthafuckas?wannabe's, fakers, posers, squid.
Pretty fly for a white guy? (no dale)
or muthafuckas.
stevie o
10:22 PM 14 July 2008
and i shit blood sometimes.....dam i thought this was the confession thread
DJ-A
2:18 PM 15 July 2008
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my nose runs when i shit.the smell must be burning your nose...
try one of these
(for you)
www.professionalequipment.com
for your girl
www.professionalequipment.com
Caramac
8:26 AM 16 July 2008
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thanks for the concern man. My girl tellsMe that everyday
And still you don't go.
d:raf
2:54 PM 1 August 2008
Whoever decided that those plastic sleeves were cool that Prince was using for his 12" singles during the "LoveSexy" period is an imbecile. They leave behind nearly impregnable residue on the vinyl.
Curses!
Curses!
DJ-A
10:18 PM 1 August 2008
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random thought!I would bang a 9 month pregnant angelina jolie.
Hell-Yeah!
DJ Dynamite - NJ
6:02 PM 3 August 2008
^^^She's too damn skinny. She needs to go eat something. I think she looked the best in the Tomb Raider movies
DJ-A
6:47 PM 4 August 2008
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^^^She's too damn skinny. She needs to go eat something. I think she looked the best in the Tomb Raider moviesI didnt say today... basically you get to pick when you saw her look the best...
heres a good example... if i said Lindsay Lohan was hott, i wouldnt be talking about the night she was cracked out, skinny as a tooth pick and looked like shit...
FunkyRob
11:12 PM 4 August 2008
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?I think so. I was taking guitar lessons a few years ago and the first thing they taught us was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the bottom E string.
The first thing I thought of was "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMNO, P" as I was hearing it.
FunkyRob
11:25 PM 4 August 2008
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here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.
I think they are typically too tired from having to wake up every 4 hours to feed the little bastards.
mrs_kid90nz
5:53 AM 5 August 2008
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here was one I had yesterday while having lunch at a farmer's market.Why the fuck do Mothers with babies wear the shitties clothes and don't put on makeup. Yuck.
I think they are typically too tired from having to wake up every 4 hours to feed the little bastards.
That doesn't go for every Mother but yea.. often tired and hard to find stuff that still fits and isn't covered in baby spew lol
I tried to make an effort, made me feel better to look good :-)
DJ Young Herrera
8:44 PM 14 August 2008
I find females who post on this board to have the same affect as hanging out with 10 of my homies and one of their girls...
mrs_kid90nz
11:12 PM 14 August 2008
hey herrera, in the words of JT.. cry me a river! sorry for interfering with your circle-jerk lol
DJ Young Herrera
1:11 PM 15 August 2008
I wasn't calling out any one lady in particular. Why did you think I was speaking about your wifey? I'm talking bout all the ladies, except nik39.
DJ Young Herrera
1:14 PM 15 August 2008
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hey herrera, in the words of JT.. cry me a river! sorry for interfering with your circle-jerk lolI thought this post was from your man. your names are so similar i confuse you two.
mrs_kid90nz
7:08 PM 15 August 2008
Sign-up never specified that you had to be a male to be in here so.. sorry, but you're stuck with me..
naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D
naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D
DVDjHardy
7:17 PM 15 August 2008
Some drunk-ass had threw up on the dancefloor last night...worst smell EVER! Bad enough that I could smell it from about about 25 feet higher up than the dancefloor...gross!
DJ Young Herrera
8:17 PM 15 August 2008
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sorry, but you're stuck with me..naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D
Funny, that's the same shit my boys wife said. We stopped hanging out with him. He got divorced. We hang out with him again.
mrs_kid90nz
8:21 PM 15 August 2008
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sorry, but you're stuck with me..naanaa na naanaaa! ;-D
Funny, that's the same shit my boys wife said. We stopped hanging out with him. He got divorced. We hang out with him again.
wow, that's nasty! some friend you are..
DJ Young Herrera
8:48 PM 15 August 2008
He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.
mrs_kid90nz
9:22 PM 15 August 2008
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He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.Was she interupting your circle-jerk too? awwwwww poor you
Wow, how old are you? 12?? What, do you still think girls are icky and have coodies or something?
That is totally pathetic. The only time I would agree with something like that was if she was a total bitch or something..
..if it was purely cuz she was female then you're just retarded.
mrs_kid90nz
9:37 PM 15 August 2008
random thought..
why do standard foods like peanut butter, chocolate etc. taste so different depending on where you are in the world?
american peanut butter is sweetish yea?
why do standard foods like peanut butter, chocolate etc. taste so different depending on where you are in the world?
american peanut butter is sweetish yea?
mrs_kid90nz
9:39 PM 15 August 2008
I bet even subway veggie patty's in nz taste different to veggie patty's in the US even though it's the same company..
Caramac
1:27 PM 16 August 2008
I hate buying subway's here in the UK. I always feel like I'm being robbed. In NY they cram that shit full of toppings over here they give you the bare minimum and charge you double for the pleasure.
DJ Young Herrera
1:22 PM 18 August 2008
Yo when I was in London last month we ate that pret a manger shit like twice a day. Mad good son.
DJ Young Herrera
1:25 PM 18 August 2008
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He wouldn't stop bringing his wifey to hang out with the guys. Not our fault.Was she interupting your circle-jerk too? awwwwww poor you
Wow, how old are you? 12?? What, do you still think girls are icky and have coodies or something?
That is totally pathetic. The only time I would agree with something like that was if she was a total bitch or something..
..if it was purely cuz she was female then you're just retarded.
Actually, its because she sounded exactly like you. Why did you take my random thought so personally? "Oh, did I interupt your circle jerk"? What the fuck?
mrs_kid90nz
3:08 AM 19 August 2008
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Actually, its because she sounded exactly like you. Why did you take my random thought so personally? "Oh, did I interupt your circle jerk"? What the fuck?FTR I didn't take it personally, I was just hassling for a start.. circle jerk/brodeo/sausage fest/boy's club, same diff.. it was cuz you posted that comment after one of mine, seemed like a bit more of a dig than a random thought to me..
Anyway... yawn..
Random thought, what is with some DJ's fashion statements.. plaid-shirts are so momma's boy.. best way to get pussy after a gig is to not look like your on your way to your nanna's for dinner.
Caramac
12:11 PM 19 August 2008
Lol that aside my random thought is how do some people keep their job? I've got one idiot supplier phoning me and hassling me for something that isn't my job and expecting me to sort it out.
This payment is overdue
I'm sorry. Do you have a contract saying who requested the service I can contact them for you (which is a big favour in itself)
No can't you go ask someone?
No We're a national company with offices all up and down the country and x of thousands of employees. I'm not asking each individual one if they ordered something.
This is overdue
you said. Find the persons name and we can go from there.
You've been a ''great help''
You're welcome.....Tosser
This payment is overdue
I'm sorry. Do you have a contract saying who requested the service I can contact them for you (which is a big favour in itself)
No can't you go ask someone?
No We're a national company with offices all up and down the country and x of thousands of employees. I'm not asking each individual one if they ordered something.
This is overdue
you said. Find the persons name and we can go from there.
You've been a ''great help''
You're welcome.....Tosser
Caramac
11:48 AM 22 August 2008
Why do certain foods (tomatoes) stay hot for ever when cooked??
I got some tomato soup and it's been sat on my desk for the past 15 mins and it's still piping hot.
I got some tomato soup and it's been sat on my desk for the past 15 mins and it's still piping hot.
DJ Bouj
1:28 PM 22 August 2008
Ozzies, New Zealanders, or anyone one who eats the stuff, I had it once, and really couldn't understand how this is a country's national food.
CMOS
4:11 PM 22 August 2008
Random thought:
I hate watching people ear nutella. It looks like a shit sandwich.
I hate watching people ear nutella. It looks like a shit sandwich.
sopranosupasta
4:39 PM 22 August 2008
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Random thought:I hate watching people ear nutella. It looks like a shit sandwich.
its soooo good though,,...... its like a chocolate sandwich...... lmao.... being a fat italian dude, i love that shit!
kid90nz
8:27 PM 22 August 2008
Mmmmmm, Ferrero Rocher wrapped in bread. Nutella is hella good.
Marmite has to be used properly. Their old slogan was "Too much spoils the taste". Use sparingly.
The division between Marmite eaters and Vegemite eaters is like SSL vs TORQ. You are either one or the other. To the untrained palate they taste the same, but there is a big difference.
I'm not sure how it became our national spread. You know us kiwis, we come up with the funniest shit.
Marmite has to be used properly. Their old slogan was "Too much spoils the taste". Use sparingly.
The division between Marmite eaters and Vegemite eaters is like SSL vs TORQ. You are either one or the other. To the untrained palate they taste the same, but there is a big difference.
I'm not sure how it became our national spread. You know us kiwis, we come up with the funniest shit.
d:raf
4:05 PM 8 October 2008
How can we ever become financially stable in this country when AT&T keeps sending me junk mail to promote services I already have?
DJ-A
4:09 PM 8 October 2008
+1, but i have verizon... i get annoyed with them because i get calls about being late when i had paid my bill 3 weeks before
DVDjHardy
4:19 PM 8 October 2008
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Lou Dobbs is almost as big a douche as Sean Hannity.LOL, what happened? I know he's always way too cynical and negative for my liking, but how can you compare him to Hannity?
bourbonstmc
4:27 PM 8 October 2008
First his anti-immigration and anti-trade noise, now his attacks on the bailout plan. I can't watch his tirades.
DJ Dynamite - NJ
6:05 PM 8 October 2008
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+1, but i have verizon... i get annoyed with them because i get calls about being late when i had paid my bill 3 weeks beforeand... the people who call dont have access to billing records...
haha... I don't have your access to your billing records but it seems that you're late on paying your bill. LOL
DJ-A
6:41 PM 8 October 2008
my wife may be... (i had sprint and on auto pay) she's in charge since she wanted to switch us over...
i'll get a text though showing paid, and then a week or two later i'll start getting calls... annoying...
i'll get a text though showing paid, and then a week or two later i'll start getting calls... annoying...
DJ Young Herrera
2:59 PM 9 October 2008
mmmm, I second that nicky
I'd like to make a rosario dawson/hayden paniterre/salma hayeck sandwich!
I'd like to make a rosario dawson/hayden paniterre/salma hayeck sandwich!
Nicky Blunt
3:03 PM 9 October 2008
yah
i agree with you!
RD is the bomb too!
But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!¬!!!!!!
i agree with you!
RD is the bomb too!
But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!¬!!!!!!
Nicky Blunt
3:05 PM 9 October 2008
yah
i agree with you!
RD is the bomb too!
But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!
i agree with you!
RD is the bomb too!
But its summin about that cheerleaderoutfit!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!
DJ Dynamite - NJ
9:52 PM 10 October 2008
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why is my penis so large?That's what happens when you look at it with a 50x magnifying glass...lol
mrs_kid90nz
10:09 PM 13 October 2008
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It's a shame she's got a boy's name. I'd be doing myself!If you do her then you really will be doing yourself.. from then on ;-p
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:24 PM 13 October 2008
^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you
stevie o
1:01 AM 14 October 2008
random thought;
How come dogs asses don't need to be wiped after a shit?
How come dogs asses don't need to be wiped after a shit?
latindj
3:57 AM 14 October 2008
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why is my penis so large?That's what happens when you look at it with a 50x magnifying glass...lol
lol! maybe you just have small hands? lol!
mrs_kid90nz
4:37 AM 14 October 2008
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^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you..and you're always just around the corner to post some stupid response after I post anything lol STALKER! ;-p
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:09 AM 14 October 2008
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^^^LMAO...watch what you post kid90. you know the wife is always around the corner to check up on you..and you're always just around the corner to post some stupid response after I post anything lol STALKER! ;-p
Damn, you figured me out...lol
:-P
mrs_kid90nz
4:28 AM 15 October 2008
^^^
ha, I knew it! lol better watch out or my hubby might hulk out on you ;-p
ha, I knew it! lol better watch out or my hubby might hulk out on you ;-p
kid90nz
5:13 AM 16 October 2008
Hahahaha!
You two...nice to see you're getting along. ;p
Random thought:
Why waste a whole side of a record? I don't want a single-sided promo, thanks.
You two...nice to see you're getting along. ;p
Random thought:
Why waste a whole side of a record? I don't want a single-sided promo, thanks.
Caramac
1:09 PM 17 October 2008
Even more random thought. Why do single sided records stick to the slip mat so much? You'd think the shiny side would be smooth against the mat.
DJ Bouj
3:52 PM 17 October 2008
Random thought:
Why does the Bored at work Thread always end up being filled with cats talkin about: A) Taking Shits B)How they take shits ( touching the bowl or not) C) That they post while takin shits...
Why does the Bored at work Thread always end up being filled with cats talkin about: A) Taking Shits B)How they take shits ( touching the bowl or not) C) That they post while takin shits...
bourbonstmc
3:56 PM 17 October 2008
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Random thought:Why does the Bored at work Thread always end up being filled with cats talkin about: A) Taking Shits B)How they take shits ( touching the bowl or not) C) That they post while takin shits...
Briguy always gets scatological...
d:raf
3:06 PM 20 October 2008
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I have a zit, i want to pop it, but its not ready.Lighter + safety pin = pre-emptive strike.
Caramac
3:43 PM 20 October 2008
My thought for the day is...
Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?
Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?
DJ Young Herrera
4:29 AM 23 October 2008
Why is diddy goin around calling himself the "king of the net"? I've never seen him on this forum once.
DVDjHardy
3:13 PM 20 November 2008
There is an actual hot girl in my building now...wow!
I know, I know...pics or it didn't happen. I'm working on it...
I know, I know...pics or it didn't happen. I'm working on it...
DVDjHardy
3:27 PM 20 November 2008
djhardyhard.com - all I could sitting at my desk, without being really creepy...lol
bourbonstmc
3:30 PM 20 November 2008
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djhardyhard.com - all I could sitting at my desk, without being really creepy...lolThat's a dude! I think it's Jackson Browne...
DVDjHardy
3:32 PM 20 November 2008
I've worked at this place for 3 years...someone finally hired an attractive woman to work here! Be happy for me people!
Bourbon...you have some super-gay fantasies homie!
Bourbon...you have some super-gay fantasies homie!
bourbonstmc
3:41 PM 20 November 2008
You've got to get a better pic than that to prove it's even a chick, let alone a hot one...
DVDjHardy
3:45 PM 20 November 2008
Haha...I'll take a better pic of her when I find a better job somewhere else and afford to get fired here. lol
shiestO!
3:47 PM 20 November 2008
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M5Gs of MK5s??? That is the question.there is no question.
DVDjHardy
3:52 PM 20 November 2008
Actually, you can borrow mine if you want this weekend. Try it out...
DVDjHardy
4:36 PM 20 November 2008
Yeah just swing by tonight or tomorrow before I leave for the gigs ~830pm.
stevie o
5:33 PM 20 November 2008
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My thought for the day is...Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?
Who produced that. That song breaks every law of music. Anyone who is new to djing should practice blending that track with any other. Once that is mastered, the sky is the limit.
Mic Terror
5:41 PM 20 November 2008
Are yall trying to keep this thread alive for a year? In less than a month that's how old it will be
Caramac
4:31 PM 21 November 2008
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Quote:
My thought for the day is...Why is the opening snare on Foxy Brown's Get You Home Tonight tune so bloody loud?
Who produced that. That song breaks every law of music. Anyone who is new to djing should practice blending that track with any other. Once that is mastered, the sky is the limit.
You think so? I find it pretty easy to mix. The tune that used to throw me off was Doin It by LL Cool J. I'd brought the record for a gig and it was one of my first major college gigs and I was playing that tune. The off beat snare and room echo plus room delay had me fucked up. I was lost lol.
As for the Foxy Brown tune I'm going to check when I get in but I'd assume it was Trackmasters as they did most of the album from memory.
DVDjHardy
4:34 PM 21 November 2008
Just took it as she was walking by...lol. Still trying to keep my job!
DJ Bouj
6:05 PM 21 November 2008
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Just took it as she was walking by...lol. Still trying to keep my job!lmao, I think I spotted her too Hardy
www.coasttocoastam.com
d:raf
5:34 PM 24 November 2008
I wish I could take pics of gals @ work. I ain't that brave... lol
Also, God Of War 2 in titan mode ain't no joke.
Also, God Of War 2 in titan mode ain't no joke.
Caramac
11:21 PM 24 November 2008
Lol if I did that it wouldn't be work I'd be worried about it'd be the missus. Lol.
dj spicy
6:10 PM 28 November 2008
What is difference between true love, fantasy love and loving due to a commitment ??
Mic Terror
6:15 PM 28 November 2008
True Love = You both each love each other
Fantasy Love = You think you gonna get some pussy but she ain't never gonna give it up
Loving due to a commitment= You don't want to pay child support
Any questions? LOL
Fantasy Love = You think you gonna get some pussy but she ain't never gonna give it up
Loving due to a commitment= You don't want to pay child support
Any questions? LOL
dj spicy
6:21 PM 28 November 2008
I thought I had true love, fell in love with fantasy and now I live the commitment....
yeah, but, one day.....
next life.
maybe.
i need to write a book
yeah, but, one day.....
next life.
maybe.
i need to write a book
Mic Terror
6:42 PM 28 November 2008
Man us DJ's having too many damn women problems...I mean situations cause I got 99 Problems but a Bitch aint' 1
stevie o
6:03 PM 5 December 2008
I posted this in the wrong thread, It belongs here.
random thought...
Anyone ever shit so long that their legs got numb?
random thought...
Anyone ever shit so long that their legs got numb?
Caramac
2:04 PM 27 December 2008
Why do some cds rip alot quicker then others. I know they're all different time lengths but seem to take ages?
d:raf
7:20 PM 12 January 2009
Why don't video game publishers make their soundtracks more accessible/available online? All I want is the bar song from "Phantom Dust"...
Chad S.
4:56 PM 13 January 2009
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There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.brilliant.
DVDjHardy
5:07 PM 13 January 2009
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There has to be vulgarity otherwise "eloquent speech" would not exist.FUCKING brilliant.
There, I fixed it.
d:raf
9:59 PM 28 January 2009
Even at 20% off during a bankruptcy liquidation, Circuit City's prices are retarded.
Caramac
11:41 AM 30 January 2009
My confession is that I use alot of things we all say on here in my everyday life.
Someone was saying their computer was being slow. I told them to check the plamsa levels.
I thought it was amusing. Lol.
Still to use.
Sue their estate
Do her in the butt
and thanks to Bezzle....WE GO SCRIZZY.
Someone was saying their computer was being slow. I told them to check the plamsa levels.
I thought it was amusing. Lol.
Still to use.
Sue their estate
Do her in the butt
and thanks to Bezzle....WE GO SCRIZZY.
The Notourious B.K.S.
5:38 PM 30 January 2009
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??Why in baseball do they call them innings, they run out to the field?
Chad S.
7:15 PM 30 January 2009
and...... how do they get deer to cross at those little yellow signs?
latindj
7:29 PM 30 January 2009
why do some vaginas look tantalizing and others make you wanna vomit?
Certified Quality Entertainment
7:36 PM 30 January 2009
Why is it that donald duck never wears pants....yet when he gets out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist?
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:58 PM 30 January 2009
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Why is it that donald duck never wears pants....yet when he gets out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist?Same reason Pluto was a dog and walked on 4 legs ona leash but Goofy is also a do and wears clothes and drives a car
latindj
9:58 PM 30 January 2009
if a thermos keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.....how does it know?
Caramac
11:07 AM 31 January 2009
Quote:
My confession is that I use alot of things we all say on here in my everyday life.Someone was saying their computer was being slow. I told them to check the plamsa levels.
I thought it was amusing. Lol.
Still to use.
Sue their estate
Do her in the butt
and thanks to Bezzle....WE GO SCRIZZY.
Why do I post when I'm tired. Lol Wrong thread.
DJ Dynamite - NJ
1:18 PM 31 January 2009
It can't really be the wrong thread since this is the "Random Thought" thread. If you hadn't said anything nobody would've known that you posted in the wrong thread.
lol
lol
B0N35
6:12 AM 2 February 2009
Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:34 AM 2 February 2009
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Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'Am I missing something?
yes you are...
DJ AM sue pilot's estate for plane crash ..... search box ------>
The Notourious B.K.S.
2:02 PM 2 February 2009
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Why do people on Serato Forums always use the quote 'sue their estate'Am I missing something?
consider your estate sued
DJ Dynamite - NJ
9:47 AM 6 February 2009
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ahhh...i don't own a estate :P
sue somebody for their estate
Nicky Blunt
4:41 AM 9 February 2009
serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????
DJ Dynamite - NJ
4:53 AM 9 February 2009
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serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????WRONG!!
100% of the game is played with your feet. Last time I checked, you do have to run in the game of football :-P
latindj
6:02 AM 9 February 2009
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serious question here guys! why do americans call football football when 90% of the game is played with the hands not feet?????serious question here Nicky, why do the english call it cricket when there are no insects involved????
Nicky Blunt
6:13 AM 9 February 2009
no 4 real one of my friends told me it was due to the foot & yard side of the game but man thats just retarded! As for cricket I neither know or care its the most boring game on earth!
I dint mean any offence or defence just wanna know why foot ball when you throw the ball more than you do kick it! & with that thinking surely baseball & basketball would also be called football or tennis etc etc!!
Its always seemed odd!
I dint mean any offence or defence just wanna know why foot ball when you throw the ball more than you do kick it! & with that thinking surely baseball & basketball would also be called football or tennis etc etc!!
Its always seemed odd!
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:29 PM 9 February 2009
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Handball was already taken.Sop was football...isnt that was soccer is called everywhere else?
Jesus Christ
5:38 PM 9 February 2009
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Handball was already taken.Sop was football...isnt that was soccer is called everywhere else?
Not in America. :) That's why WE call it Soccer.
latindj
12:37 AM 10 February 2009
...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)
Jesus Christ
1:03 AM 10 February 2009
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...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)Ahahahahahahaha!!!
Nicky Blunt
1:51 AM 10 February 2009
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...and why do the english call it rugby when we in america call it a bunch of homos playing grab ass? :)A shite game as it is (Rugby) I fail to see the logic in the rugby player being homo when the am foot guys are coverd in helmets padding and all sorts the rugby guys play the same way but without the padding!!
But rugby is still shite anywayz!
latindj
1:57 AM 10 February 2009
^cuz here in america, a bunch of sweaty dudes hugging each other in a big pile = a bunch of homos playing grab ass...
Nicky Blunt
6:38 AM 10 February 2009
true!!!!!!!
Both games are crap!
So my other random thought is
Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????
But does include ppl like Clyde the glide??????
Both games are crap!
So my other random thought is
Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????
But does include ppl like Clyde the glide??????
DJ Dynamite - NJ
6:29 PM 10 February 2009
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true!!!!!!!Both games are crap!
So my other random thought is
Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????
But does include ppl like Clyde the glide??????[/quote
MJ wanted too much money for them to use his name and likeness in the game....duh, isn't it obvious :-P
DJ Dynamite - NJ
6:29 PM 10 February 2009
what the hell...these servers sucked. how the hell did they mess up my post?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
6:49 PM 10 February 2009
I'm not the one that did that. That's why I said the server's screwed up
bourbonstmc
6:58 PM 10 February 2009
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Why does the EA sports games NBA Live have a classic players section that don't include MJ???????????????This is one of the easiest questions ever posted on the internet. They don't wanna pay him what he wants. Everybody else that you see in there, took ALOT less money.
Nicky Blunt
1:47 AM 11 February 2009
wow coz mj really needs all the extra cash right?
i mean he regularly on welfare line every 1st & 15th
i mean he regularly on welfare line every 1st & 15th
Free Man
7:55 PM 11 February 2009
It seems that chicks say stuff that starts fights way more than dudes. WTF is up with that???
Caramac
10:00 PM 11 February 2009
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It seems that chicks say stuff that starts fights way more than dudes. WTF is up with that???Yeah A M E N!!!!
Caramac
3:47 PM 13 February 2009
I hate shaving. I shave like once, sometimes twice a month (anyone that knows me knows I look about 16 lol) and even then I find it a chore. One guy at work has a shave every morning and come hometime he has a full on stubble?!?! WTF. I'd just grow a beard and be done with.
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:54 PM 13 February 2009
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I hate shaving. I shave like once, sometimes twice a month (anyone that knows me knows I look about 16 lol) and even then I find it a chore. One guy at work has a shave every morning and come hometime he has a full on stubble?!?! WTF. I'd just grow a beard and be done with.Im like that i need to shave everyday but i cant cause if i do i get bad razor burn so i do it every other day, it sucks i never have a baby face(no misquote)
Caramac
3:58 PM 13 February 2009
I don't even really need to shave. I get a few wispy hairs on my chin and that's it. I'd be pissed if I had to shave every day.
Free Man
4:01 PM 13 February 2009
the closest i ususally get to a clean shaved face is the legnth of my clippers... i use a razor maybe 5 times a year...
DJ Young Herrera
4:10 PM 13 February 2009
I hate shaving. If it wasn't considered ghei i'd have my facial hair lasered off. The shitty part is I should shave everyday because it grows fast, but it doesn't look good if I let it grow. Its the worst of both worlds. I have a babyface but with stupid mexican facial hair. Damn my Irish ancestry. On the plus side, I can grow one of those mexican vote for pedro 'staches pretty easily, but then I look like Sixxx's cousins.
DJ Nin
4:10 PM 13 February 2009
Dude, I shave my head 3/4 times a week. By the way, I have a seriously large mellon. I dont really mind it though. Once you get used to its not that bad.
Caramac
4:24 PM 13 February 2009
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I hate shaving. If it wasn't considered ghei i'd have my facial hair lasered off. The shitty part is I should shave everyday because it grows fast, but it doesn't look good if I let it grow. Its the worst of both worlds. I have a babyface but with stupid mexican facial hair. Damn my Irish ancestry. On the plus side, I can grow one of those mexican vote for pedro 'staches pretty easily, but then I look like Sixxx's cousins.FLOL. I keep seeing these vote for pedro t shirts in town. I really want to buy one.
Free Man
4:25 PM 13 February 2009
I did the laser thing on my neck.. now i dont have any hair under my jaw line. no matter how long ago it was since i trimmed my facial hair it at least looks like i want it to look like that..
one of the best things ever... i'm doing the back of my neck now and i'll never have to worry about my hair line in the back
one of the best things ever... i'm doing the back of my neck now and i'll never have to worry about my hair line in the back
Caramac
4:30 PM 13 February 2009
FLOL. This has made my day. One of the sales guys has just come over and asked me to do a credit check on some company he's trying to sell to. I'm like ok. I'll give the forums a break for a minute and do some real work.
Turns out he's trying to sell to some dodgy cult WTF lol. They're on Wikipedia and everything saying they've been investigated by the High Court of England Lol.
He then wanted to know what my view was. It's FUCK NO Lol.
Turns out he's trying to sell to some dodgy cult WTF lol. They're on Wikipedia and everything saying they've been investigated by the High Court of England Lol.
He then wanted to know what my view was. It's FUCK NO Lol.
Caramac
1:01 PM 17 February 2009
Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!
I want this day to rush by.
I want this day to rush by.
FunkyRob
1:56 AM 19 February 2009
I spend way to much time here.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
FunkyRob
2:08 AM 19 February 2009
I spend way to much time here.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
Jesus Christ
5:08 AM 19 February 2009
I spend way to much time here.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
DJ Young Herrera
3:38 PM 19 February 2009
I spend way to much time here.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
I should be on 8thwonderpromos.com and downloading videos or something.
shit, stuff here is way to entertaining though.
Maybe this should be on the confessions thread.
Random thoughts.
bourbonstmc
3:56 PM 19 February 2009
Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!
I want this day to rush by.
I want this day to rush by.
Caramac
4:11 PM 19 February 2009
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Why is it when I fuck things up I do them with style?!?!I want this day to rush by.
Lol it was the day of my yearly appraisal/review at work and I'd got myself in a bit of a mood as the last one was bad and I didn't feel it was justified. So I'm walking through town on my lunch break on the phone saying managers this and managers that and maybe the odd curse word and lol. I turn around and I see my manager walking 2 foot behind me. My appraisal was straight after lunch hence that post.
I went in on the offensive and he was fairly nice throughout it. It actually didn't go too bad. I'd achieved most of my targets and excelled at others. Fucked up a few along the way. All in all ok.
FunkyRob
12:59 AM 21 February 2009
Nyquil contains Tylenol, not asperin.
Too much Tylenol is bad for your liver.
Too much alcohol is bad for your liver.
I have the same question now.
Too much Tylenol is bad for your liver.
Too much alcohol is bad for your liver.
I have the same question now.
Jesus Christ
4:12 AM 21 February 2009
If caffeine and table sugar bot make you hyper and jittery, then why are cops allowed to hang out in donut shops?
Free Man
3:04 PM 23 February 2009
Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?
Why are 95% of cops ass holes?
Why are 95% of cops ass holes?
DJ Young Herrera
4:17 PM 23 February 2009
Why do I work so hard to find the hottest new music when no one wants to hear it except me?
i hate the dj paradox.
i hate the dj paradox.
bourbonstmc
5:09 PM 23 February 2009
This time of year, Sportscenter is mostly a show about basketball.
DVDjHardy
5:25 PM 23 February 2009
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This time of year, Sportscenter is mostly a show about basketball.NFL Draft
Spring Training
NHL
NASCAWWWW
etc.
Sorry, that means you're right.
Free Man
7:35 PM 23 February 2009
Why are chicks drama... this chick practically jumped me last week (a couple times) and now she's acting like she's feeling guilty... come on... if you dont want to do it, then dont pull my pants off!
FunkyRob
3:48 AM 25 February 2009
Why do we call them "buildings" after they have already been built?
Caramac
9:00 AM 25 February 2009
Why is it that rappers who's career's are not doing as well as they used to resort to the type of music that they should have been making all along.
Premo and 50.
Not saying he's fallen off but seriously this tune should have been on GRODT.
I'd be kind of pissed if I was Premo. Like ''oh now you want a street joint'' lol.
Premo and 50.
Not saying he's fallen off but seriously this tune should have been on GRODT.
I'd be kind of pissed if I was Premo. Like ''oh now you want a street joint'' lol.
Caramac
3:32 PM 25 February 2009
Why do people one ring me when I don't even have your number stored!!
I woudln't call back even if I recognised the number let alone some random number.
I woudln't call back even if I recognised the number let alone some random number.
Chad S.
7:11 PM 25 February 2009
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banana hammocks, not so muchI hear you on that...(no homo)
O'RLY?
www.koalaswim.com
(nsfw) or if you don't like what he mentioned.
FunkyRob
5:03 PM 26 February 2009
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Quote:
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banana hammocks, not so muchI hear you on that...(no homo)
O'RLY?
www.koalaswim.com
(nsfw) or if you don't like what he mentioned.
OMG, I am going to order the smoking gun right away
Dj No Name
12:13 PM 27 February 2009
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Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?Why are 95% of cops ass holes?
Why are cops allowed to do a lot of stuff?
Why are 99.9% of cops ass holes?
There i fixed it for you:)
The New Guy
7:46 PM 27 February 2009
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You Can buy a 1200 MK2 at Home Depotwww.homedepot.com
OMG... my friend works at Home depot!!!
Whaaaaaaaaat?
FunkyRob
10:26 PM 27 February 2009
You are not allowed to fedex horns of rhinoceros, powder and waste of rhinoceros to Singapore.
Seems odd, is there a lot of rhinoceros poaching going on that I'm not aware of.
Seems odd, is there a lot of rhinoceros poaching going on that I'm not aware of.
Nicky Blunt
3:09 PM 2 March 2009
okay silly question but can somone explain how i work out the nba playoff tree Im thinking its still possible (but not probable)that the bulls can still make the playoffs! My boy tells me its done!!!! The bucks got the 8th spot!
Is he right???? have all 8 berths of the eastern conference been taken?
Holla
Is he right???? have all 8 berths of the eastern conference been taken?
Holla
Nicky Blunt
3:43 PM 2 March 2009
whoop whoop! so the bulls can still make the playoffs!!!!!
Hardy you just made my day!!!!
Hardy you just made my day!!!!
DVDjHardy
3:49 PM 2 March 2009
Yes, but the chances that they make it beyond first round are still pretty slim...haha. But its the same for my pistons...
bourbonstmc
3:55 PM 2 March 2009
If the playoffs started today, the Bucks would have the 8th spot in the east. But there are 5 other teams including the Bulls within 3.5 games, so that could change. What won't change is that the last couple qualifiers in the east will have first round matchups with Cleveland and Boston, so they'll likely be getting eliminated pretty quickly.
www.nba.com
www.nba.com
Nicky Blunt
4:14 PM 2 March 2009
im not looking to get further than Lebron or Kevin. But the playoffs get televised over here so ill be able to watch on tv!!!!!! I'll be watching even if my bulls dont make it!
But damn it would be great to be in the playoffs even if only 4 the 1st round lol.
However with Deng injured with a broken tibular its looking like an uphill struggle
But damn it would be great to be in the playoffs even if only 4 the 1st round lol.
However with Deng injured with a broken tibular its looking like an uphill struggle
DJ Dynamite - NJ
12:18 AM 3 March 2009
If a train leaves LA @ 5am and another train leaves DC @ 7:20am, then how much were the tickets?
Caramac
9:56 AM 3 March 2009
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If a train leaves LA @ 5am and another train leaves DC @ 7:20am, then how much were the tickets?Nothing if you jump the barrier.
Caramac
4:54 PM 3 March 2009
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I can make a booger talkvideo or I'll ban you ;)
Fixed it for you Chad.
FunkyRob
2:49 AM 5 March 2009
Is there actually a movie theater called
"A Theater Near You"?
If not, I think I would start one up.
"A Theater Near You"?
If not, I think I would start one up.
Caramac
1:59 PM 5 March 2009
Why do I always want to sleep after eating. Just had some salmon and rice and am now back at work staring at my screen.
Chad S.
4:09 PM 5 March 2009
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Is there actually a movie theater called"A Theater Near You"?
If not, I think I would start one up.
hehehehe, thats funny.
FunkyRob
7:26 PM 6 March 2009
Who's "The Boss"?
Is is Bruce Springsteen, or is it Diana Ross.
How can the both be the boss anyway? Neither of them have ever even been a supervisor, have they?
Maybe it's Tony Danza or that older blonde chick.
Is is Bruce Springsteen, or is it Diana Ross.
How can the both be the boss anyway? Neither of them have ever even been a supervisor, have they?
Maybe it's Tony Danza or that older blonde chick.
FunkyRob
9:52 PM 20 March 2009
The Drive-Thru ATM at a local Washington Mutual has Braille on all the buttons.
I wonder how many blind people are driving up to that ATM.
I wonder how many blind people are driving up to that ATM.
Free Man
3:01 PM 23 March 2009
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The Drive-Thru ATM at a local Washington Mutual has Braille on all the buttons.I wonder how many blind people are driving up to that ATM.
know those handicap signs that they have on counters at the stores? usually mean the counter is lower or something...
well, i was visiting my parents a few months back, went to the grocery store and theres a sign of a dude holding a cane... ummmmm... i dont know how a blind person is goind to see that...
Chad S.
3:11 PM 23 March 2009
why is the international ticket almost as cheap as the ticket domestically. Like wha?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:28 PM 25 March 2009
Life is one big joke, and then you die. So live it up and laugh it up!
DJ Bouj
5:37 PM 26 March 2009
Why is "W" pronounced double-u in english, but in french its double-v?
Jesus Christ
5:59 PM 26 March 2009
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
The New Guy
6:07 PM 26 March 2009
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.HAHAHA
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:11 PM 26 March 2009
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.haha same thing i thought when i went to the mcdonalds which is in the autobaun zoo in new orleans
djstix
12:48 AM 27 March 2009
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It can't really be the wrong thread since this is the "Random Thought" thread. If you hadn't said anything nobody would've known that you posted in the wrong thread.lol
+1
DJ Nin
8:14 PM 27 March 2009
Why do half of these "kids" playing in the NCAA tournament look like they're in their mid 30's??
Im 28 and I look younger than most of these dudes in the tournament?
Im 28 and I look younger than most of these dudes in the tournament?
d:raf
2:41 AM 3 April 2009
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So, I wonder how the whole Sixxx and orange thing got started.No idea... I just know he (or somebody) cracks on it at least once a day somewhere on this board... lol.
DJ Young Herrera
2:36 PM 3 April 2009
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So, I wonder how the whole Sixxx and orange thing got started.Because everyone on this board is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.
d:raf
12:27 AM 4 April 2009
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Because everyone on this planet is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.
Fixed...
DJ Bouj
12:30 AM 4 April 2009
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Quote:
Because everyone on this planet is racist or sexist or a homophobe or all three.
I'm Fixed...
Botched circumcision?
FunkyRob
5:18 AM 13 April 2009
The DJ in the video for Just Dance by Lady Gaga has 2 turntables and no mixer, yet the people at the house party are just dancing.
??
??
bourbonstmc
11:25 PM 14 April 2009
Why does the IRS gives me instructions on how to help them process my payment? If I don't follow them, can I keep my money a little longer?
Chad S.
11:29 PM 14 April 2009
oh yeah,
money isn't a good friend to follow, but it is a good friend to find.........
something like that, dunno. It will come to me later when it doesn't matter anymore.
money isn't a good friend to follow, but it is a good friend to find.........
something like that, dunno. It will come to me later when it doesn't matter anymore.
Chad S.
11:59 PM 15 April 2009
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I can't believe I paid money as a teenager to see this one in a movie theater.www.youtube.com view
book marked
DVDjHardy
1:43 AM 16 April 2009
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I can't believe I paid money as a teenager to see this one in a movie theater.www.youtube.com view
LOL. forgot about that! I used to mix the Family Guy version with this - www.youtube.com view (skip to 2:10)
phaeton
10:58 AM 16 April 2009
Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:02 PM 16 April 2009
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Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....because theres no gravity in space the ships gravity is artifically created and controlled by the ships computer which automatically adjusts the necessary gravity to prevent them from falling back...........holy shit mabye i really am a nerd
DJ Dynamite - NJ
4:11 PM 16 April 2009
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Why doesn't the crew of the Star Ship Enterprise get thrown back into their seats when they accelerate to warp speed....because theres no gravity in space the ships gravity is artifically created and controlled by the ships computer which automatically adjusts the necessary gravity to prevent them from falling back...........holy shit mabye i really am a nerd
Trekky Geek...lol
DJ Young Herrera
8:24 PM 4 May 2009
Someone should've informed me that aspiring to get an "awesome" corporate job was a massive waste of time.
Free Man
8:41 PM 4 May 2009
How many hott athletic chicks with big boobs have real boobs?
hmmmmm if they I can see them they are real to me...
hmmmmm if they I can see them they are real to me...
Caramac
8:46 AM 5 May 2009
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You can take a whore to culture, but you can't make her thinkLol crap date at the weekend Nicky?
The New Guy
7:42 PM 5 May 2009
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I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!?
DVDjHardy
7:42 PM 5 May 2009
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I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!you found that site too? lol
Nicky Blunt
7:54 PM 5 May 2009
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I like Golden watersports, just Dont see what all the fuss is about!Whatever dude waaaay tmi!
haha
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:58 PM 5 May 2009
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I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!wont be a big deal for you...waterboarding aint shit compared to being nailed to a cross
d:raf
11:32 PM 6 May 2009
This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.org
djstix
12:27 AM 7 May 2009
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This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.orgI gotta get him/her to write my Bio...That shit made me want to buy the equipment!
LOL
DJ Dynamite - NJ
12:50 AM 7 May 2009
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This ad sounds great 'till you get to the picture: asheville.craigslist.orgLMFAO (no remix)
FunkyRob
7:30 PM 8 May 2009
People should not abbreviate Association as "Ass".
It looks really bad on a mailing label.
It looks really bad on a mailing label.
DJ Young Herrera
9:18 PM 11 May 2009
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I need to find a good barber. (no BKS)Arcade Barber yo! Go Blue!
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
7:08 PM 23 June 2009
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The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)Tee hee hee :)
FunkyRob, this actual shoud bee the "confessions" thread :)
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
7:09 PM 23 June 2009
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The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)Tee hee hee :)
FunkyRob, this actual shoud be in the "confessions" thread :)
DJ Dynamite - NJ
8:49 PM 23 June 2009
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The album version of YMCA has a 32 beat intro. (I just counted)Tee hee hee :)
FunkyRob, this actual shoud be in the "confessions" thread :)
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:57 PM 23 June 2009
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This whole thread reminds me of Twitter.Let Me Twitter Dat!!
d:raf
5:03 AM 9 July 2009
I have been screwed once again by the powerful, irreversible effects of Fisher Price cue burn.
sacrilicious
7:10 AM 9 July 2009
I'm starting and ending today smoking spliffs and reading serato.com. *sigh*
And listening to real vinyl that just skipped. D'oh!
And listening to real vinyl that just skipped. D'oh!
Nicky Blunt
1:29 AM 10 July 2009
Big brother is on all night in the uk on a channel called e4, but all it shows is people sleeping!!! Does anyone actually watch that shit?????
Caramac
8:32 AM 10 July 2009
^^^ Lol at times I have and then told myself for being so fucking stupid
d:raf
3:39 PM 10 July 2009
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Big brother is on all night in the uk on a channel called e4, but all it shows is people sleeping!!! Does anyone actually watch that shit?????Quote:
^^^ Lol at times I have and then told myself for being so fucking stupidLooks like it has at least 2 viewers right here... lol
Nicky Blunt
4:02 PM 10 July 2009
I had it on for abou 30 seconds realised they were all asleep turned over & posted that! hahahaha
supertoneproductions
11:51 PM 14 July 2009
WTF!!!! how the hell did i not know that these things existed, they gotta start puttin these things out there, its like the jetsons, just with a lot more mountain dew
djskiggz
12:22 AM 15 July 2009
i farted and it was pretty loud, i wonder if my co-workers heard it or smelled it. =x
Chad S.
4:03 PM 16 July 2009
haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.
Caramac
8:52 PM 16 July 2009
We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.
Caramac
8:52 PM 16 July 2009
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haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.Only when I've been punched lol.
Jesus Christ
11:04 PM 16 July 2009
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haha, not at all but when working out and boxing, sweat gets in my eyes. You ever try boxing with one eye open? ........ wait, don't answer that.Only if you're Sugar Ray Leonard.
Nicky Blunt
11:11 PM 16 July 2009
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We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.Hahahaha that would have been epic!!!!
Caramac
8:08 AM 17 July 2009
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We tried to get makosi down to our video shoot but failed miserably lol.Hahahaha that would have been epic!!!!
It would've been nice lol. That reminds me I need to get that song mixed down this weekend.
Caramac
12:06 PM 17 July 2009
My manager has been talking to me for 10 minutes and I've not got a clue what she's talking about. She's smiling so I can only assume I've not fucked anything up. All I do know is that these cookies from M&S taste delish!!
Nicky Blunt
3:17 PM 17 July 2009
^^^Hahahahaha!!!!
Feel free to send me some of your production i'd be interested to hear what sort of stuff your beats sound like!
Feel free to send me some of your production i'd be interested to hear what sort of stuff your beats sound like!
Caramac
3:36 PM 17 July 2009
email my gmail and I'll send you some stuff when I get in. I've even got a few records lying around the house you can have of singles I've done.
Caramac
3:35 PM 3 August 2009
I thought we were a bunch of sarcastic unhelpful twats but I'm on some other forums getting some grief right now. Lol.
Caramac
3:43 PM 3 August 2009
Lol I'm trying to be diplomatic at the moment. I'll update depending on their next move.
Jesus Christ
3:49 PM 3 August 2009
Please tell me it's not a boating forum. That would be too ironic. (Who remembers the abortion that happened a couple years ago here?)
Caramac
3:52 PM 3 August 2009
And what is wrong with boating? I like nothing better then to relax with my chums on a boat drinking pimms listening to abstract unicorn hip hop.
Jesus Christ
11:01 PM 5 August 2009
It's funny when rappers say "All I do is get money!" Yeah? So does the guy standing on the street corner holding a handwritten sign.
Caramac
1:41 PM 6 August 2009
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It's funny when rappers say "All I do is get money!" Yeah? So does the guy standing on the street corner holding a handwritten sign.Lol.
Jesus Christ
5:10 PM 6 August 2009
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Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.
FunkyRob
5:31 PM 6 August 2009
Why are there so many Asian drivers out there wearing those visors things across their face looking like they are about to start doing some welding?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
1:37 AM 7 August 2009
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Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.
LMAO
Caramac
7:53 AM 7 August 2009
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Quote:
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Why does a bottle of water cost more than a bottle of orange juice?Damnit man... water doesn't grow on trees, you know.
LMAO
Lol quality.
Caramac
1:23 PM 10 August 2009
I spent 4 weeks in Jamaica and came back looking as pale as when I left England. At the weekend I spent 4 weeks in Wales and I come back with the sun tan from hell. My face is burnt. Not a good look.
DVDjHardy
1:26 PM 10 August 2009
Now with Bernie Madoff locked up, I'm pretty sure that Charlie Weiss is THE worst investment you could make, LOL. Can't wait for college football!
FunkyRob
11:01 PM 10 August 2009
It's kinda weird to me that there's a country out there that sounds like a large mammal.
Also, another one that sounds like a bird I eat every Thanksgiving. Is it a coincidence that it's near another country that sounds like hungry?
Also, another one that sounds like a bird I eat every Thanksgiving. Is it a coincidence that it's near another country that sounds like hungry?
DJ Bouj
5:51 PM 16 August 2009
Would ther be so much hype around Tiger Woods if his name was Albert?
FunkyRob
6:46 AM 17 August 2009
I was curious so I looked him up on Wikipedia.
His name is apparently.
Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods
Who the hell names their kid Eldrick?
His name is apparently.
Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods
Who the hell names their kid Eldrick?
DJ Bouj
8:08 AM 17 August 2009
Hah, no way he'd be a Nike spokesman with a name like Eldrick. No disrespect to all my Eldricks out there.
Caramac
12:22 PM 18 August 2009
I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.
DJ Dynamite - NJ
3:57 PM 18 August 2009
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I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.they will hate you forever..lol
Caramac
9:44 AM 19 August 2009
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I want to name my kids really old names like WIlbert or Augustus or something.they will hate you forever..lol
Only if they don't become ecclectic jazz musicians lol.
FunkyRob
2:46 PM 19 August 2009
How come I always have to beg for tortillas when I eat at Chevy's??
They got El Machino sitting right fucking there with a bunch already bagged up, yet they never give me any. I always have to walk up there myself and grab a bag.
They got El Machino sitting right fucking there with a bunch already bagged up, yet they never give me any. I always have to walk up there myself and grab a bag.
fcprod1
8:56 PM 20 August 2009
damn this lady has some tig ol bitties!
but is it wrong that she's like 50 but had tits of a 25yr old??
but is it wrong that she's like 50 but had tits of a 25yr old??
FunkyRob
10:30 PM 20 August 2009
I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
DJ Dynamite - NJ
10:40 PM 20 August 2009
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I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.LOL
latindj
11:06 PM 20 August 2009
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I think a post-menopausal chick is the way to go. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.dude, get a vasectomy like me and fuck them all....young or old....and no babies! why limit yourself?
bourbonstmc
12:27 AM 21 August 2009
Matt Ryan has picked up a southern accent in Atlanta in just one year. WTF?
DJ Nin
3:02 PM 27 August 2009
^ Dude, I went to Marshall University and a lot of people there had southern accents.
I kept thinking that eventually I was going to pick one up. Whenever I would come back home for Thanksgiving Break, Christmas Break, etc I would ask all of my friends-- Do I Talk Different Now??? Lol
I kept thinking that eventually I was going to pick one up. Whenever I would come back home for Thanksgiving Break, Christmas Break, etc I would ask all of my friends-- Do I Talk Different Now??? Lol
FunkyRob
5:10 AM 30 August 2009
WTF is that dance that Shakira is doing in the beginning of her new video for She Wolf??????
Caramac
7:06 PM 3 September 2009
*UK peoples*
Is it me or has Hollyoaks gotten really boring over the past couple of years?
Is it me or has Hollyoaks gotten really boring over the past couple of years?
Nicky Blunt
8:31 PM 4 September 2009
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*UK peoples*Is it me or has Hollyoaks gotten really boring over the past couple of years?
Hollyoaks? Really????
LOL
Caramac
9:31 AM 7 September 2009
Lol don't lie Nicky. It was standard sunday morning viewing. Wake up from a night out wait for your mum to cook dinner and lay in bed and watch Hollyoaks.
Caramac
8:18 AM 1 October 2009
I have to be sensible. I've seen about 3 pairs of af1's alone I want.
DJ Bouj
8:20 PM 1 October 2009
Would you accept a promotion, for a job that you might be leaving in March?
FunkyRob
5:24 PM 5 October 2009
WTF?
Actually, I kinda miss these crappy records. The beats are cool, but lyrics and voice is straight cornball.
Caramac
1:45 PM 7 October 2009
I realised at the weekend after being pestered by one girl two things.
1/ that I've never actually played The Thong Song in a club. I've been out and heard it loads of times. I've played nights with other djs and they've played the song. But me. I've never actually ever mixed that record with anything.
and
2/ that the song is a shit load faster then I thought it was. I spent pretty much the
whole time trying to find something suitable in the same bpm lol.
1/ that I've never actually played The Thong Song in a club. I've been out and heard it loads of times. I've played nights with other djs and they've played the song. But me. I've never actually ever mixed that record with anything.
and
2/ that the song is a shit load faster then I thought it was. I spent pretty much the
whole time trying to find something suitable in the same bpm lol.
Chad S.
8:54 PM 7 October 2009
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, so not appropriate for ork. image page closed.....
but holy hek batman. Different kind of pea.
but holy hek batman. Different kind of pea.
Caramac
12:59 PM 8 October 2009
I try to talk sensibly, hoping that eventually you realize
I had this locked and it just wasn't meant to be
Plus I had sympathy and we all bought rims with your keys
And it was an afterthought that maybe you'll try to revenge me
But I was like "Nahhhh", Homes had to know he was wrong
And if you caught me on the foul know you would sing me the same song
I had this locked and it just wasn't meant to be
Plus I had sympathy and we all bought rims with your keys
And it was an afterthought that maybe you'll try to revenge me
But I was like "Nahhhh", Homes had to know he was wrong
And if you caught me on the foul know you would sing me the same song
FunkyRob
7:33 PM 8 October 2009
starter of this thread was d:raf.................................
how cool would it be if his name was g:raf?
themoderatevoice.com
how cool would it be if his name was g:raf?
themoderatevoice.com
d:raf
7:32 AM 9 October 2009
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starter of this thread was d:raf.................................how cool would it be if his name was g:raf?
themoderatevoice.com
It could have been if I played goa trance or garage ;). The "d" was originally meant to signify drum-n-bass ('cause there's already a prominent Dj Raf... lol)
DJ Dynamite - NJ
10:07 PM 10 October 2009
If they say and item is free but you have to pay shipping and handling, Is it really free?
FunkyRob
4:01 AM 13 October 2009
I wonder if I'm the only one that giggles when ever I see the word "Tittsworth"
FunkyRob
4:03 AM 13 October 2009
guy to girl: "what are your tittsworth?"
girl to guy: "currently 61.00 + shipping on ebay"
girl to guy: "currently 61.00 + shipping on ebay"
latindj
4:57 AM 13 October 2009
funkyrob should really stop talking to those little voices in his head.....
latindj
6:53 PM 13 October 2009
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Arnold or Sly, who ruled the 80's action movie?neither. I couldn't understand a fucking word they said....chuck norris ftw!
Free Man
1:36 PM 14 October 2009
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Arnold or Sly, who ruled the 80's action movie?neither. I couldn't understand a fucking word they said....chuck norris ftw!
lol... reading that was a nice way to start the work day... lol
Caramac
3:05 PM 14 October 2009
If you kill a squid and put it on a plate. Why does it keep moving around still?
I've just seen the grossest thing on a mates facebook page.
I've just seen the grossest thing on a mates facebook page.
Jesus Christ
5:56 PM 14 October 2009
When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking
Chad S.
10:40 PM 14 October 2009
Don't you wish your brain had ctrl + shift + del for those annoying tunes you can't get out of your head?
I guess the same would go for "protect library", I would remember more.
I guess the same would go for "protect library", I would remember more.
Dj BuddyLove
2:12 PM 9 November 2009
hell faukin NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AHHHH
FunkyRob
3:38 AM 12 November 2009
Yeah, I kinda liked it.
Though I am busy right now and didn't listen to the whole thing?
So maybe the answer is NO.
Though I am busy right now and didn't listen to the whole thing?
So maybe the answer is NO.
FunkyRob
12:17 AM 15 December 2009
^^ That black truck towards the end didn't look like anything was done to it.
d:raf
5:32 AM 15 December 2009
Window tint & aftermarket rims, maybe? For the discerning customer who appreciates a somewhat more "subtle" approach?
Banana_Peter
12:03 AM 23 December 2009
Last time I had Chinese, there was a long black hair in my rice
bourbonstmc
6:55 PM 29 December 2009
Random thought: Is a 1-horse open sleigh more daring and edgy than a multi-horse closed sleigh?
Nicky Blunt
8:07 PM 29 December 2009
not if u only ride it once a year on the quietest night of the year
Jesus Christ
10:51 PM 29 December 2009
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I wish I had a homo under my desk at work.Yo man... don't ask, don't tell.
Dj-M.Bezzle
11:00 PM 29 December 2009
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I wish I had a homo under my desk at work.Yo man... just ask, i won't tell.
damn man JC you could have sent a PM (no homo no misquote)
Jesus Christ
11:02 PM 29 December 2009
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I wish I had a homo under my desk at work.Yo man... just ask M.Bezzle, i won't tell.
damn man JC you could have sent a PM (no homo no misquote)
I didn't realize you wanted to know so badly.
adhdj
11:20 PM 29 December 2009
*LOLing at the mental image of a twink kid crouched down under my keyboard tray...*
The hammock would be way better.
The hammock would be way better.
Nicky Blunt
12:36 AM 30 December 2009
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I wish I had a homo under my desk at work.lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:20 PM 31 December 2009
Heres a random thought: Yesterday i was with my GF in the mall shopping and we went in several stores while she was looking for a new years eve outfit, while in these stores i noticed alot of girls from the clubs i play, and also noticed that every store was playing house and electro top 40 remixs....my thought.....why the hell do these bitches have no problem with top 40 electro house remixes in stores but they wig the fuck out and want to hear the original when i play the remix in the club...do they ever bitch at the cashier to "turn off that techno shit and play the original"
Caramac
2:26 PM 31 December 2009
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Heres a random thought: Yesterday i was with my GF in the mall shopping and we went in several stores while she was looking for a new years eve outfit, while in these stores i noticed alot of girls from the clubs i play, and also noticed that every store was playing house and electro top 40 remixs....my thought.....why the hell do these bitches have no problem with top 40 electro house remixes in stores but they wig the fuck out and want to hear the original when i play the remix in the club...do they ever bitch at the cashier to "turn off that techno shit and play the original"I've noticed similar things. When its quiet at my club I put my iPod on and go sit at the bar or in the office with the manager. People are perfectly happy to listen to the obscure rap thats on my iPod but as soon as they see someone standing by the decks with some headphones on they suddenly feel the need to talk.
Free Man
2:37 PM 31 December 2009
Quote:
Heres a random thought: Yesterday i was with my GF in the mall shopping and we went in several stores while she was looking for a new years eve outfit, while in these stores i noticed alot of girls from the clubs i play, and also noticed that every store was playing house and electro top 40 remixs....my thought.....why the hell do these bitches have no problem with top 40 electro house remixes in stores but they wig the fuck out and want to hear the original when i play the remix in the club...do they ever bitch at the cashier to "turn off that techno shit and play the original"LoL
Yep...
Nicky Blunt
5:31 AM 11 January 2010
I wish i was rich but not famous!!! Being internationally famous must really suck!!!!!
You have all that money but cant go anywhere!!!
You have all that money but cant go anywhere!!!
Jesus Christ
6:45 AM 11 January 2010
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I wish i was a bitch but not famous!!! Being homosexually famous must really suck!!!!!You have all that money but cant blow anyone!!!
A boy needs to have his dreams.
Nicky Blunt
6:55 AM 11 January 2010
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I wish i was a bitch but not famous!!! Being homosexually famous must really suck!!!!!You have all that money but cant blow anyone!!!hahaha
you dreaming of me again JC???
Jesus Christ
7:06 AM 11 January 2010
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I wish i was a bitch but not famous!!! Being homosexually famous must really suck!!!!!You have all that money but cant blow anyone!!!hahaha
you dreaming of me again JC???
No... the feeling is definitely NOT mutual!
ninos
3:05 AM 14 January 2010
i wanna go laydown in my bed but im to lazy to get off the couch. DAMN
fcprod1
12:48 AM 15 January 2010
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
REEEEEEEEMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
REEEEEEEEMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!
The New Guy
12:56 AM 15 January 2010
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Pants on the groundPants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
REEEEEEEEMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! HAHA last night that shit had me on the ground laughing!
FunkyRob
2:14 AM 9 February 2010
I was going back, looking a old posts to try and catch up.
I see somebody asked a stupid question, then I read the next person's smart ass answer that I thought was funny and made me laugh.
Then I noticed, that I was the person who gave the smart ass answer.
coincidence?
I see somebody asked a stupid question, then I read the next person's smart ass answer that I thought was funny and made me laugh.
Then I noticed, that I was the person who gave the smart ass answer.
coincidence?
Caramac
3:03 PM 17 February 2010
I'm super hungry at the moment. I've been trying to cut down on the starchy foods like bread and stuff. Now its 3pm and I'm sat here looking at pictures of food online.
:o(
:o(
FunkyRob
8:33 PM 17 February 2010
Now I have a possible Weird Al parody in my head.
This is why I'm fat.....
This is why I'm fat.....
This is why, This is why....This is why I'm Fat..
This is why I'm fat
Sometimes I like eat
A greasy cheeseburger
with extra bacon meat
.................that where it ends so far.
This is why I'm fat.....
This is why I'm fat.....
This is why, This is why....This is why I'm Fat..
This is why I'm fat
Sometimes I like eat
A greasy cheeseburger
with extra bacon meat
.................that where it ends so far.
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:49 PM 17 February 2010
i wonder why its socially acceptable for a busniess to say its ok for women to wear earrings to work but not men, isnt that gender descrimination?
DVDjHardy
8:51 PM 17 February 2010
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i wonder why its socially acceptable for a busniess to say its ok for women to wear earrings to work but not men, isnt that gender descrimination?Most places won't say that. But they probably won't let you wear a skirt.
Free Man
9:51 PM 17 February 2010
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i wonder why its socially acceptable for a busniess to say its ok for women to wear earrings to work but not men, isnt that gender descrimination?Most places won't say that. But they probably won't let you wear a skirt.
Every year my place of business specifically says that you can dress up, but the men can not dress up as the oppisite sex...
(no misquote, no homo, no cross dresser)
FunkyRob
3:09 AM 10 March 2010
When I was about 15 years, I read a book that changed my life. I loaned that book to this younger kid that was related to my stepmom. He may have been a nephew, I can't remember for sure. He lost it. If I could remember his name, I think I'd hunt him down and hurt him bad.
The value on this out of print paperback is crazy.
www.amazon.com
The value on this out of print paperback is crazy.
www.amazon.com
d:raf
4:55 PM 15 March 2010
Would playing Sugarhill Gang's "Apache" at a native american wedding reception be a bad idea?
FunkyRob
11:55 PM 15 March 2010
I played some Boo-Ya Tribe at a Samoan party that didn't go over too well, so maybe not.
ninos
11:57 PM 15 March 2010
fml, started to make my crates really nice looking.. like.. intro -dirty intro clean... al that junk... now its really pissing me off like i have soooo much to doo.. over 7000 songs to organize.. AAHHHH i should of done this early.
FunkyRob
10:13 PM 5 April 2010
You would think that a dude named Keith Urban would be a thugged out R&B singer.
Caramac
12:04 PM 12 April 2010
Got that feeling I may do something stupid. You know that overwhelming feeling where you know you shouldn't do it but their is a part of you that just says fuck it go ahead you only live once.
latindj
4:12 PM 14 April 2010
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Wondering, when the pope drops a load, Is it a holy shit?when a priest molests a kid, is it a holy fuck?
bill-e
4:36 PM 14 April 2010
does anybody remember that thread about some kid getting sued because he sold a harddrive of music on ebay??? i can't find it...i wanna know how it ended...other than him being sued of course.
DVDjHardy
4:44 PM 14 April 2010
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Wondering, when the pope drops a load, Is it a holy shit?when a priest molests a kid, is it a holy fuck?
Standing applause, lol
Quote:
does anybody remember that thread about some kid getting sued because he sold a harddrive of music on ebay??? i can't find it...i wanna know how it ended...other than him being sued of course.I think it neded with the mods deleting the thread!
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:48 PM 14 April 2010
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Quote:
Quote:
Wondering, when the pope drops a load, Is it a holy shit?when a priest molests a kid, is it a holy fuck?
Standing applause, lol
Quote:
does anybody remember that thread about some kid getting sued because he sold a harddrive of music on ebay??? i can't find it...i wanna know how it ended...other than him being sued of course.I think it neded with the mods deleting the thread!
damn i missed that, its def gone
Caramac
8:47 PM 14 April 2010
Serious? I was trying to find that thread a while back to show a mate at work as it was funny as fuck.
djbanno
11:39 PM 14 April 2010
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Wondering, when the pope drops a load, Is it a holy shit?When a blind man has finished a shit, how does he know his bum is wiped clean?
Dj.Mojo
12:08 PM 21 April 2010
I thought threads on here don´t get deleted???
But I also can´t find it anymore... Did Funkymix sue him? Did he pay? Is CQE still married and does Sixxx dj his wedding?
But I also can´t find it anymore... Did Funkymix sue him? Did he pay? Is CQE still married and does Sixxx dj his wedding?
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:09 PM 21 April 2010
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I thought threads on here don´t get deleted???But I also can´t find it anymore... Did Funkymix sue him? Did he pay? Is CQE still married and does Sixxx dj his wedding?
lol
FunkyRob
3:32 AM 11 June 2010
Is it me or does the search feature on strictlyhits.com totally suck monkey balls?
I search "Dru Down Mack of the year" and get 16 pages of nothing even close
I search "Dru Down Mack of the year" and get 16 pages of nothing even close
DJ Sniffles
4:32 AM 11 June 2010
If you could smell this fart right now...... wow! It's in my mouth.
ninos
5:29 AM 11 June 2010
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If you could smell this fart right now...... wow! It's in my mouth.you mean queef?
latindj
7:12 PM 11 June 2010
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If you could smell this cock right now...... wow! It's in my mouth.tmi and no thank you. (nm)
Jesus Christ
2:04 PM 12 June 2010
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I wonder who ms bezzle is doin right now?That's messed up!!!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
4:12 PM 12 June 2010
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I wonder who ms bezzle is doin right now?That's messed up!!!
Ruthless
Jesus Christ
4:42 PM 12 June 2010
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I wonder who ms bezzle is doin right now?That's messed up!!!
Scandalous
You said it!
djchope
7:09 AM 16 June 2010
so this guy was talking to me about him being a dj and how he separates himself from other dj's because he uses tape players, cd's,serato and vinyl when mixing. He mixes using 4 decks and then goes on explaining how he eq's to get the bass from this track and high's from the other creating a new song..i then tell him that he must be real good with key's and harmonics..he replies back "uuhh?"
so your telling me you mix 4 tracks randomly with no key patterns,
"key clash up the ass" i replied.
so your telling me you mix 4 tracks randomly with no key patterns,
"key clash up the ass" i replied.
DJ Bouj
11:44 PM 20 June 2010
If buzz lightyear didnt think he was a toy, why would he freeze up when humans walked into the room?
djchope
12:02 AM 22 June 2010
i think i like this chick, found out she has a baby.
should i still go on with it?
should i still go on with it?
Jesus Christ
12:05 AM 22 June 2010
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i think i like this chick, found out she has a baby.should i still go on with it?
It's obvious she puts out.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:59 AM 22 June 2010
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i think i like this chick, found out she has a baby.should i still go on with it?
NO.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:59 AM 22 June 2010
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I'm famous....... where is your couch?I keep getting you mixed up with ChrisD.
djchope
11:10 AM 22 June 2010
FUCK! my brother scratched the fuck out of my tittsworth white cv's with my new m447 needles!
Free Man
9:06 PM 22 June 2010
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i think i like this chick, found out she has a baby.should i still go on with it?
NO.
If you do, be sure you provide your own protection...
cindydating.files.wordpress.com
Free Man
4:06 PM 23 June 2010
My wife seems to love to get mad at random stupid things. I made cookies last night and then a friend from high school called that i havent talked to in years.
today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
Chad S.
4:49 PM 23 June 2010
ding dong - a snack cake or the sound that the door bell makes?
Discuss.
Discuss.
djchriscruz
5:57 PM 23 June 2010
I was just wondering the other day:
Who founded food??
Who knew that we couldn't just eat grass and tree leaves. Who knew that killing animals and eating their meat is so tasty?
Who founded food??
Who knew that we couldn't just eat grass and tree leaves. Who knew that killing animals and eating their meat is so tasty?
latindj
6:54 PM 23 June 2010
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ding dong - a snack cake or the sound that the door bell makes?Discuss.
I play with my ding dong when the wife is not looking....
latindj
6:54 PM 23 June 2010
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My wife seems to love to get mad at random stupid things. I made cookies last night and then a friend from high school called that i havent talked to in years.today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
it's the pregnancy dude....hormones.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:09 PM 23 June 2010
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My wife seems to love to get mad at random stupid things. I made cookies last night and then a friend from high school called that i havent talked to in years.today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
it's the pregnancy dude....hormones.
Oh, you're doomed....
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:08 PM 23 June 2010
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I was just wondering the other day:Who founded food??
Who knew that we couldn't just eat grass and tree leaves. Who knew that killing animals and eating their meat is so tasty?
Ive thought that before, like oysters who the hell jumped in the water cracked one open and said hummm im gonna eat this.....also makes you wonder what kinda experiments failed, like they ate a cow and said hmmm that was deliciouis then saw the cow poop and thought hmmmmm juuusssttt maaabyyeeeee
DJ Sniffles
10:24 PM 23 June 2010
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
bourbonstmc
11:42 PM 23 June 2010
Global warming deniers won't shut up if it snows. But when it's over 100 a few days in a row, they don't say shit.
FunkyRob
1:01 AM 24 June 2010
Ever notice that "hormones"
sounds a lot like "whore moans"?
wonder if that's on purpose.
sounds a lot like "whore moans"?
wonder if that's on purpose.
FunkyRob
1:05 AM 24 June 2010
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Blood is drippin, I'm not slippinBitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
I was looking up something on discogs.com and was surprised to discover that on the recordings of CB4 was actually Chris Rock, Hi-C, & Kool Moe Dee. I always assumed that all 3 actors in the movie did the rapping on the songs.
DJ Bouj
1:20 AM 24 June 2010
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ding dong - a snack cake or the sound that the door bell makes?Discuss.
Oh theres a difference? Was wondering why my friends always got my xbox controllers all sticky.
bourbonstmc
1:21 AM 24 June 2010
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Ever notice that "hormones"sounds a lot like "whore moans"?
wonder if that's on purpose.
Old joke: How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
Jesus Christ
1:35 AM 24 June 2010
What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
You can't make a vitamin.
You can't make a vitamin.
Free Man
4:51 AM 24 June 2010
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My wife seems to love to get mad at random stupid things. I made cookies last night and then a friend from high school called that i havent talked to in years.today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
it's the pregnancy dude....hormones.
I thought I had said something... My baby was born 6 weeks ago!... so, now what do i blame it on?
djchope
8:40 AM 24 June 2010
went to the club
saw a bunch of slut/bitches
thought of my ex and how she betrayed and left me
made me want to get with a slut/bitch
but im not going to support any slut/bitches
so i didint
left happy
fuck slut/bitches
i know theirs a nice girl out there for me
saw a bunch of slut/bitches
thought of my ex and how she betrayed and left me
made me want to get with a slut/bitch
but im not going to support any slut/bitches
so i didint
left happy
fuck slut/bitches
i know theirs a nice girl out there for me
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:26 PM 24 June 2010
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went to the clubsaw a bunch of slut/bitches
thought of my ex and how she betrayed and left me
made me want to get with a slut/bitch
but im not going to support any slut/bitches
so i didint
left happy
fuck slut/bitches
i know theirs a nice girl out there for me
Wow, does M-Bezzle get royalty credits for helping you write that?
Free Man
1:32 PM 24 June 2010
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POst natal depressionSerious... i find myself thinking WTF way too often...
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went to the clubsaw a bunch of slut/bitches
thought of my ex and how she betrayed and left me
made me want to get with a slut/bitch
but im not going to support any slut/bitches
so i didint
left happy
fuck slut/bitches
i know theirs a nice girl out there for me
Ha Ha!!
Wow, does M-Bezzle get royalty credits for helping you write that?
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:10 PM 24 June 2010
Would it be legal for me to start a non profit organization, then give myself an astronomically hight salary, then take all the profits, call it salary then ask for government money since our organization didnt make enough to cover the employees salarys
latindj
3:51 PM 24 June 2010
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My wife seems to love to get mad at random stupid things. I made cookies last night and then a friend from high school called that i havent talked to in years.today i get a text that i need to clean up my stuff blah blah blah... She's currently a stay at home mom. while I wake up at 5:30 to go to work. and DJ on top of that. today i again woke up at 5:30 and will get home about 4 to change and go DJ till 10ish.
I told her to eat a cookie to sweeten her up.
it's the pregnancy dude....hormones.
I thought I had said something... My baby was born 6 weeks ago!... so, now what do i blame it on?
yeah but that hormone shit ain't over when the pregnancy is over....it takes quite a few months to get back to normal, if ever.....good luck!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:55 PM 24 June 2010
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yeah but that hormone shit ain't over when the pregnancy is over....it takes quite a few months to get back to normal, if ever.....good luck!
latindj may be a loud, obnoxious, nutridin', non-djing,button pushin, rubixcubehead, but he's RIGHT ON THE MONEY with that info....
PROPS.
latindj
8:37 PM 24 June 2010
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yeah but that hormone shit ain't over when the pregnancy is over....it takes quite a few months to get back to normal, if ever.....good luck!
latindj may be a loud, obnoxious, nutridin', non-djing,button pushin, rubixcubehead, but he's RIGHT ON THE MONEY with that info....
PROPS.
Thanks you cobb webbed, hard headed, technology resisting, yester year loving, single genre playing old goat!
latindj
8:42 PM 24 June 2010
johnny, one of these days I'm gonna sit down and have a few beers with you and just lmao.....(no homo, no misquote)
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:51 PM 24 June 2010
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Sorry M.Bezzle, dj's only...Quote:
johnny, one of these days I'm gonna sit down and have a few beers with you and just lmao.....(no homo, no misquote)Of course, it's all jokes.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:51 PM 24 June 2010
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I'm gonna pay Johnny's way to the next Jammy Jam.WOTCH!
I wish you WOULD....
Let me know where to send the rider..
Nicky Blunt
10:03 AM 25 June 2010
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I'm gonna pay Johnny's way to the next Jammy Jam.WOTCH!
Anyone wanna do the same for me???
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:45 AM 25 June 2010
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I have always wondered what my toungue tastes like...Ask some dude to tell you.
bourbonstmc
3:46 PM 25 June 2010
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Would it be legal for me to start a non profit organization, then give myself an astronomically hight salary, then take all the profits, call it salary then ask for government money since our organization didnt make enough to cover the employees salarysTake away the nonprofit part, add in hiring a few relatives and cronies, and you've got George Shinn's business plan for the Hornets. God, I hope Chouest is able to buy the team soon.
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:24 PM 25 June 2010
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Would it be legal for me to start a non profit organization, then give myself an astronomically hight salary, then take all the profits, call it salary then ask for government money since our organization didnt make enough to cover the employees salarysTake away the nonprofit part, add in hiring a few relatives and cronies, and you've got George Shinn's business plan for the Hornets. God, I hope Chouest is able to buy the team soon.
LMFAO!!! i hear their close to a deal to trade chris paul for a washer dryer combo
latindj
4:37 PM 25 June 2010
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I have always wondered what my toungue tastes like...Ask some dude to tell you.
lmao!
bill-e
11:32 PM 25 June 2010
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Blood is drippin, I'm not slippinBitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
I was looking up something on discogs.com and was surprised to discover that on the recordings of CB4 was actually Chris Rock, Hi-C, & Kool Moe Dee. I always assumed that all 3 actors in the movie did the rapping on the songs.
mind=blown
FunkyRob
1:48 AM 26 June 2010
I wonder what kind of trickery is involved in faking my 1st gen iphone into thinking it's an ipod touch.
Free Man
9:05 PM 4 August 2010
Don't you hate it when someone says something, and the only thought you get is "... No Shit..."
djchope
9:25 PM 4 August 2010
OK!! Here is a good one that annoys the fuck out of me. its been in my head for years.
When listening to an mp3,the radio or ESPECIALLY a CD and the song skips
then a moron yells out "REMIX!!!!!!!"
When listening to an mp3,the radio or ESPECIALLY a CD and the song skips
then a moron yells out "REMIX!!!!!!!"
Free Man
2:11 PM 5 August 2010
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Chuck Norris let the dogs out.Chuck Norris doesnt just let dogs out... he lets all of the doggs out. and then they all get krunk together
DJ Shady Lady
2:17 AM 9 August 2010
speaking of dogs is it sad that my dog is cooler than 95% of the people i know
bill-e
2:18 AM 9 August 2010
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speaking of dogs is it sad that my dog is cooler than 95% of the people i knowdogs can be pretty fuckin' cool
latindj
4:08 PM 9 August 2010
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speaking of dogs is it sad that my dog is cooler than 95% of the people i knowpeanut butter?
DJ Shady Lady
4:16 PM 9 August 2010
ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol.
my dog is like huge on sleeping and watching tv so it works out pretty good
my dog is like huge on sleeping and watching tv so it works out pretty good
d:raf
4:28 PM 9 August 2010
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chuck norris hasnt been in anything ive seen in a minThen you must not have seen his latest masterpiece:
www.youtube.com view
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:31 PM 9 August 2010
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is it just me or has he looked like the same age for 20 yearsHopefully, it's JUST YOU, because the first DUDE on here that admits that Chuck looks as good today as he did 20 years ago is gonna get flamed...
DJ Shady Lady
6:53 PM 9 August 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA word.
random thought: how come u drive on parkways and park in driveways?
random thought: i want more shoes (probably doesn't apply to anyone else on here)
random thought: how come u drive on parkways and park in driveways?
random thought: i want more shoes (probably doesn't apply to anyone else on here)
latindj
9:01 PM 9 August 2010
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol.my dog is like huge on sleeping and watching tv so it works out pretty good
lol! isn't that just like having a boy friend?
DJ Shady Lady
9:04 PM 9 August 2010
pretty much except better because he doesnt complain i cant cook
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:09 PM 9 August 2010
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol.my dog is like huge on sleeping and watching tv so it works out pretty good
lol! isn't that just like having a boy friend?
lol obviously it sounds like yours
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:12 PM 9 August 2010
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pretty much except better because he doesnt complain i cant cookThere is just so much material here....
DJ Shady Lady
11:10 PM 9 August 2010
i really cant cook. i made someone throw up once from my pasta. dunno what happened.
DJ Shady Lady
11:16 PM 9 August 2010
i know. i dont think ill ever get over it. now i order take out. i am bored
CMOS
11:24 PM 9 August 2010
Yo chicks cant cook no more. I swear not one of my boys ever tells me "yo my wife hooked UP some dinner yesterday", everytime i go there, the dudes are barbecueing and the chicks make a salad or some shit.
These bitches better start paying for more shit.
:P
PS damn this purple is good
These bitches better start paying for more shit.
:P
PS damn this purple is good
DJ Shady Lady
11:33 PM 9 August 2010
HEY! sorry were too busy makin the money that u dudes used to make.
:)
on an unrelated note, dude watching mad men....like a man in the 1960s had a house a wife a job and 2 kids and a dog by the time they were 30. wtf
:)
on an unrelated note, dude watching mad men....like a man in the 1960s had a house a wife a job and 2 kids and a dog by the time they were 30. wtf
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:17 AM 10 August 2010
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i really cant cook. i made someone throw up once from my pasta. dunno what happened.You are ruining that Wonder Woman DJ image I have of you in my head, being able to transform with freshly painted nails, on one hand, and cooking up a hot steak in heels in the other.
latindj
4:24 AM 10 August 2010
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i really cant cook. i made someone throw up once from my pasta. dunno what happened.wowzers! that's ok though, some women cook, some don't. it's not the end of the world. personally, I love to cook and am pretty good at it. (nm)
bill-e
6:30 AM 10 August 2010
ha my dad cooks...my mom usually makes hamburger helper or some shit that has instructions on the box...atleast she tries...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:05 PM 10 August 2010
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i really cant cook. i made someone throw up once from my pasta. dunno what happened.wowzers! that's ok though, some women cook, some don't. it's not the end of the world. personally, I love to cook and am pretty good at it. (nm)
But YOU don't look good with Freshly painted nails, cooking a steak in heels.
Free Man
2:15 PM 10 August 2010
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chuck norris hasnt been in anything ive seen in a minYou don't watch Walker Texas Ranger? What about Boflex ads on TV?
Jesus Christ
3:43 PM 10 August 2010
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i really cant cook. i made someone throw up once from my pasta. dunno what happened.wowzers! that's ok though, some women cook, some don't. it's not the end of the world. personally, I love to cook and am pretty good at it. (nm)
But YOU don't look good with Freshly painted nails, cooking a steak in heels like I do.
And the truth shall set you free!!! (nm)
Dj Farhan
5:25 PM 10 August 2010
today i learned that eating spicy stuff at night does not = fun in the morning...;-P
DJ Dynamite - NJ
4:31 PM 12 August 2010
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today i learned that eating spicy stuff at night does not = fun in the morning...;-PMud Butt!!\
128.32.226.155
FunkyRob
7:33 PM 12 August 2010
Seeing feminine women perform jobs (well) traditionally done by men turns me on.
There was this chick working at the Jiffy Lube and I could barely contain myself.
There was this chick working at the Jiffy Lube and I could barely contain myself.
djchope
11:07 PM 12 August 2010
how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)
i want answers from guys with experience :)
i want answers from guys with experience :)
Jesus Christ
11:17 PM 12 August 2010
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how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)i want answers from guys with experience :)
You have naked pictures of her on your cell phone or camera? LOL
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:19 PM 13 August 2010
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how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)i want answers from guys with experience :)
the real question is why the hell are you talking to her\letting her be a bitch, shes an ex put her behind you, doing things to get back at her just shows you care.
Dj.Mojo
7:24 PM 13 August 2010
Nough said Bezzle is right. Even though banging her mom IS a cool thing to do :-)
djchope
6:27 AM 14 August 2010
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how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)i want answers from guys with experience :)
You have naked pictures of her on your cell phone or camera? LOL
LOL! i delete them!
djchope
6:28 AM 14 August 2010
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how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)i want answers from guys with experience :)
the real question is why the hell are you talking to her\letting her be a bitch, shes an ex put her behind you, doing things to get back at her just shows you care.
True that!!!!!!!thanks!
Free Man
6:34 PM 17 August 2010
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how do you get back at your ex gf's? (when they are being bitches of course)i want answers from guys with experience :)
the real question is why the hell are you talking to her\letting her be a bitch, shes an ex put her behind you, doing things to get back at her just shows you care.
True that!!!!!!!thanks!
Seems like the ones you want to forget the most are the ones that always do something that bring them back...
#1... don't delete the pics... you may need them later... I always fee better forwarding something they wouldne want out... lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:41 PM 17 August 2010
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Seems like the ones you want to forget the most are the ones that always do something that bring them back...
Thats because they want to be in your life still, if their the ones you want to forget...forget em. If you feelin like a pimp baby go on brush ya shoulder off. No point in gettin into it with someone whos below you.
Nicky Blunt
3:07 PM 20 August 2010
I got 99 Audio dropouts on 2.1!
went back to 1.9.2! Stability over features = win!
went back to 1.9.2! Stability over features = win!
FunkyRob
11:12 PM 2 September 2010
Shady Lady has a couple entries on imdb.com, I wonder who else here does.
The Real DJ Pauly D
1:31 PM 3 September 2010
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Shady Lady has a couple entries on imdb.com, I wonder who else here does.I do!!
Free Man
6:06 PM 8 September 2010
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If only Drake had more songs out...Then I still wouldnt listen to them...
Free Man
6:10 PM 8 September 2010
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Shady Lady has a couple entries on imdb.com, I wonder who else here does.quite a few actually... some use their real names on here, others dont...
FunkyRob
4:48 PM 9 September 2010
I shall miss coming to scratchlive.net
boo, hoo, sniff, sniff
I feel at peace when I see the softer yellow colors.
boo, hoo, sniff, sniff
I feel at peace when I see the softer yellow colors.
DJ Dynamite - NJ
7:51 PM 9 September 2010
yeah, the layout of serato.com is an eye sore
boo, hoo, sniff, sniff
I feel at peace when I see the softer yellow colors.
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I shall miss coming to scratchlive.netboo, hoo, sniff, sniff
I feel at peace when I see the softer yellow colors.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:04 AM 10 September 2010
OMG! THEY'RE CLOSING SCRATCHLIVE.NET AND MIGRATING ALL OF US TO SERATO.COM...
serato.com
Oh, I've got a headache....
serato.com
Oh, I've got a headache....
czar
4:25 AM 27 September 2010
chuck norris cant touch this guy and deejays without touching anything www.youtube.com view
djchope
4:56 AM 27 September 2010
started to date again (took a long break after a bad break-up)
the date wasn't bad, BUT i just kept thinking of how much i don't want to be attach with one person i thought i wanted a relationship, but not anymore..
attencion!attencion!
dick not off the map
i repeat!
dick not off the map
the date wasn't bad, BUT i just kept thinking of how much i don't want to be attach with one person i thought i wanted a relationship, but not anymore..
attencion!attencion!
dick not off the map
i repeat!
dick not off the map
FunkyRob
12:28 AM 30 September 2010
The Governor of Cawlyfornia is excited about The Bridge
www.youtube.com view
I saw seratohq tweet this the other day and I thought it was funny
www.youtube.com view
I saw seratohq tweet this the other day and I thought it was funny
djchope
7:36 PM 30 September 2010
i applied for a job a couple days ago. It was 8am that they decided to call me today, ME! asleep and extremely tired.
All i remember is that she sounded like a robot , i forgot what i said to the lady.
geessssshhh! their goes that job
All i remember is that she sounded like a robot , i forgot what i said to the lady.
geessssshhh! their goes that job
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:01 PM 30 September 2010
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i applied for a job a couple days ago. It was 8am that they decided to call me today, ME! asleep and extremely tired.All i remember is that she sounded like a robot , i forgot what i said to the lady.
geessssshhh! their goes that job
thats happened to me twice
d:raf
5:54 AM 1 October 2010
Why has Itunes given my "Club Epic Volume 1" CD rip the cover art from "Romancing The Screen Volume 3: Hollywood Epics"?
d:raf
5:31 PM 2 October 2010
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I hope the copy of Cubase SX3 I won on ebay for $50 is legit.I am now the proud owner of a $65 burned DVD of Cubase SX3 version FTL.
Dammit.
d:raf
6:23 PM 2 October 2010
Oh, I did, believe me. Sent a note expressing my displeasure to the seller too.
0 feedback is always a gamble... <sigh!>
0 feedback is always a gamble... <sigh!>
d:raf
6:47 PM 2 October 2010
Yup. $15 shipping for a burned DVD in a CD envelope with actual shipping cost of $2.36
djchope
4:20 AM 4 October 2010
soundcloud.com
new track!
also
i just found out its called "Mountain Dew BA-HA blast" NOT "Mountain Dew BA-CHA Blast"
new track!
also
i just found out its called "Mountain Dew BA-HA blast" NOT "Mountain Dew BA-CHA Blast"
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:02 PM 4 October 2010
Why is it that when you put anything between 12 pieces of bread its called a sandwich, pepperoni between bread is a pepperoni sandwich, ham or roast beef betwwen bread are ham and roast beef sandwiched.......but when you put hamburger between bread its a hamburger????
DJ Shady Lady
8:47 PM 4 October 2010
im really getting tired of both facebook and twitter and having to check it and all the drama it creates
d:raf
10:26 PM 4 October 2010
It doesn't so much create drama, but it certainly facilitates/enhances/propogates it quite effectively.
czar
6:37 AM 5 October 2010
"facebook doesn't so much create drama, but it certainly facilitates/enhances/propogates it quite effectively."
+1
+1
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:03 PM 5 October 2010
facebook\twitter are what you make it, dont go postin shit you dont want people to know and no drama will happen
DJ Dynamite - NJ
2:33 PM 5 October 2010
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facebook\twitter are what you make it, dont go postin shit you dont want people to know and no drama will happenone of the first times Bezzle has made sense. I agree, some people post too much personal stuff and don't realize that what you post is up there for the whole world to see FOREVER!! Even if you delete it, it's still sitting there on some internet server
FunkyRob
11:07 PM 6 October 2010
If I had a burned DVD of cubase SX3 in my possession, I'd likely install it.
d:raf
12:00 AM 7 October 2010
If I wanted a pirated copy, I would have downloaded the torrent file myself instead of paying money for it.
Still no refund; also worth mentioning that the name/return address on the package is completely different from the paypal info, and a google search of the address shows real estate listings for the house.
Grrrr...
Still no refund; also worth mentioning that the name/return address on the package is completely different from the paypal info, and a google search of the address shows real estate listings for the house.
Grrrr...
d:raf
1:46 AM 7 October 2010
I already ordered one of those over a year ago hoping it would work... lol. It doesn't work unless you have a legit key already.
Free Man
1:46 AM 9 October 2010
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why do they facepalm so much in star trekcause it's star trek...
ninos
2:01 AM 9 October 2010
did you know that Ford is the only motor company that circles their mistakes?
djchope
4:24 AM 11 October 2010
dang it!
just got home from work, crappy job,crappy pay,owe people money, ain't doing to good in school,been single for a while knowing my ex gf is having the time off her life even though she dump me for her own mistakes, what a bitch!!!
been jamming to the chronic ever since..
got to concentrate and keep it steady
just got home from work, crappy job,crappy pay,owe people money, ain't doing to good in school,been single for a while knowing my ex gf is having the time off her life even though she dump me for her own mistakes, what a bitch!!!
been jamming to the chronic ever since..
got to concentrate and keep it steady
DJ Dynamite - NJ
9:18 PM 11 October 2010
if you don't like your job then quit and focus on your DJ hustle. Life is so much better when you get paid to do what you enjoy doing
djchope
5:22 AM 12 October 2010
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if you don't like your job then quit and focus on your DJ hustle. Life is so much better when you get paid to do what you enjoy doingYeah, i need to earn a couple of bucks first, get my savings account going then i"ll do that. I found out my life is a pattern, good things happen for a couple months then bad things happen then good things happen again, im use to it.
d:raf
5:43 AM 12 October 2010
I found the dude that sold me the Cubase DVD on the intarwebz. This happened 2 days after the auction ended. One guy is the actual Paypal account holder, the other is on the return address.
www.theindychannel.com
William Minor and Robinson Gebregziabher
2 Men Arrested In Storage Thefts
Police: Men Cut Locks On Several Units
POSTED: 11:54 am EDT September 27, 2010
UPDATED: 11:54 am EDT September 27, 2010
INDIANAPOLIS -- Two men were arrested early Monday morning after a series of thefts from units at a storage facility near Indianapolis International Airport.
Police were called to Public Storage, in the 6800 block of West Washington Street at about 12:30 a.m.
Officers said that when they arrived, they saw two men inside a fenced part of the facility.
When one of the officers ordered the men to stop, both climbed a fence and ran from the area, police said.
Both men -- Robinson Gebregziabher, 23, and William Minor, 24 -- were apprehended a short time later.
The manager of the storage facility told police that she saw the men cut a hole in the fence to get in and saw one of them break a lock on one of the units.
According to a police report, officers found "multiple open units in which the locks had been cut and items had been removed."
Police said they also found two bolt cutters and a black flashlight where the men were seen before they fled.
Both men were arrested on charges of burglary and resisting law enforcement. Both suffered slight injuries while running from police, investigators said.
Ebay told me to send the item back in the next three days, and upon delivery confirmation I'll get my money back. I e-mailed them back with that link and pics of the "item" + packaging and asked them how do they confirm delivery to a potentially fraudulent address?
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www.theindychannel.com
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William Minor and Robinson Gebregziabher
2 Men Arrested In Storage Thefts
Police: Men Cut Locks On Several Units
POSTED: 11:54 am EDT September 27, 2010
UPDATED: 11:54 am EDT September 27, 2010
INDIANAPOLIS -- Two men were arrested early Monday morning after a series of thefts from units at a storage facility near Indianapolis International Airport.
Police were called to Public Storage, in the 6800 block of West Washington Street at about 12:30 a.m.
Officers said that when they arrived, they saw two men inside a fenced part of the facility.
When one of the officers ordered the men to stop, both climbed a fence and ran from the area, police said.
Both men -- Robinson Gebregziabher, 23, and William Minor, 24 -- were apprehended a short time later.
The manager of the storage facility told police that she saw the men cut a hole in the fence to get in and saw one of them break a lock on one of the units.
According to a police report, officers found "multiple open units in which the locks had been cut and items had been removed."
Police said they also found two bolt cutters and a black flashlight where the men were seen before they fled.
Both men were arrested on charges of burglary and resisting law enforcement. Both suffered slight injuries while running from police, investigators said.
Ebay told me to send the item back in the next three days, and upon delivery confirmation I'll get my money back. I e-mailed them back with that link and pics of the "item" + packaging and asked them how do they confirm delivery to a potentially fraudulent address?
<sigh!>
d:raf
1:09 AM 13 October 2010
The e-mail convinced them... got my refund today. What a friggin hassle.
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FunkyRob
1:12 AM 13 October 2010
How come when you walk into a Pottery Barn store, you don't see any pottery?
Dj.Mojo
3:07 PM 13 October 2010
Whenever Mbezzle doesn´t log in for an hour, he probably has 2345 new posts in discussions he is tracking.
DJ Ritmo
10:25 PM 13 October 2010
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I want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about!?
yea no you dont it fuking sucks my friend cause you cant move and the water is all in your face so its like drowning and living at the same time.
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:49 PM 14 October 2010
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Whenever Mbezzle doesn´t log in for an hour, he probably has 2345 new posts in discussions he is tracking.LMFAO, i got distracted and didnt log in much yesterday and logged in today to a shit storm!!! LOL
DJ Shady Lady
9:40 PM 14 October 2010
i really really love its always sunny in philadelphia. so stoked for my shows tonite...30 rock, office, always sunny.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
8:32 PM 19 October 2010
They told me I won, but I don't want to get my hopes up until I sign the contract.
djchope
6:45 AM 20 October 2010
So i went to go to the Gorillaz concert, not a Gorillaz fan BUT N.E.R.D was opening.
Got there late MISSED the N.E.R.D show so i got stuck with the Gorillaz. To be honest the show sucked..lame songs no energy
Got there late MISSED the N.E.R.D show so i got stuck with the Gorillaz. To be honest the show sucked..lame songs no energy
djchriscruz
2:45 PM 20 October 2010
How do the Gorillaz perform?? On TV they hide and perform behind those animated characters.
djchope
5:59 PM 20 October 2010
well they had a band playing the actually people that make the music and a big screen on top of them playing the music videos in sync. The animation was dope but the performance ehh not the best. Didn't feel it at all
d:raf
4:18 AM 21 October 2010
I can't believe I just listened to the entire 10:48 of Ultimix's remix of Technotronic's "Pump Up The Jam" on my drive home.
Chad S.
7:00 PM 22 October 2010
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I can't believe I just listened to the entire 10:48 of Ultimix's remix of Technotronic's "Pump Up The Jam" on my drive home.me niether, but I've watched loads of crap movies due to the remote not being in plain site.
Jesus Christ
7:12 PM 22 October 2010
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I can't believe I just listened to the entire 10:48 of Ultimix's remix of Technotronic's "Pump Up The Jam" on my drive home.me niether, but I've watched loads of crap movies due to the remote not being in plain site.
Maybe his radio is broken. Maybe he has very short arms and can't reach the radio controls. Maybe his radio is all the way over on the passenger side of his first generation Hummer. Maybe he was being carjacked and didn't want to make any sudden moves. Maybe he was right in the middle of a police felony traffic stop and HAD to keep his hands on the steering wheel. Maybe he was shooting a scene for Jackass 4 and was crazy glued to his steering wheel...
There HAS to be an explanation for this behavior. No one in their right mind (maybe drugs were involved) would listen to a WHOLE Ultimix track. No one!!!
d:raf
1:25 AM 23 October 2010
hahaha! It was part morbid curiosity (what could they possibly have done to it to justify stretching it to almost 11 minutes???), part nostalgia (I have a soft spot for hip-house, even the pop stuff), part "what did I get for my $1 at the pawn shop and in what way (if any) can I use it?".
Verdict; it was about 7 minutes too long and the Clint Eastwood samples were completely uncalled for. I'll stick with the original and/or the Todd Terry remix. lol
Verdict; it was about 7 minutes too long and the Clint Eastwood samples were completely uncalled for. I'll stick with the original and/or the Todd Terry remix. lol
djchope
7:21 AM 23 October 2010
heard about 10 5min trainwrecks...HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT NOTICE A TRAINWRECK AND FIX IT?
djchope
7:23 AM 23 October 2010
why do people from central and south american say
"Cumpleaños Feliz" instead of "Feliz Cumpleaños????????????????????????????????????????????
"Cumpleaños Feliz" instead of "Feliz Cumpleaños????????????????????????????????????????????
latindj
9:15 PM 23 October 2010
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why do people from central and south american say"Cumpleaños Feliz" instead of "Feliz Cumpleaños????????????????????????????????????????????
maybe it's Feliz's birthday...
bill-e
7:50 PM 24 October 2010
what was that mix that the rane reps where saying it was the best they've heard? it was posted a few days ago if anyone remembers it.
lol i feel dumb for searching "best mix"
lol i feel dumb for searching "best mix"
DJ Shady Lady
10:31 PM 26 October 2010
im going to murder the dude next to me if he doesnt turn off the volume on his iphone. sending a text? click click click click click
DJ Dynamite - NJ
11:06 PM 26 October 2010
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im going to murder the dude next to me if he doesnt turn off the volume on his iphone. sending a text? click click click click clickwooo saaahhh!!
bill-e
6:43 PM 27 October 2010
when people rap in languages other than english...how does that shit work?
and is it completely unintelligible when translated?
does that shit even rhyme anymore?
and is it completely unintelligible when translated?
does that shit even rhyme anymore?
fcprod1
7:39 PM 27 October 2010
There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to deal with certain people. and not in a good way........
DJ Dynamite - NJ
1:21 AM 28 October 2010
More than half of your message contains capital letters. To many forum users this means you are SHOUTING your message, and is considered bad forum etiquette.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:29 PM 3 November 2010
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im soooo glad those damn campaign ads are over withThey were KILLIN' my voicemail...wtf?
djchope
2:17 AM 4 November 2010
so i met this chick and she said she just wants to have fun and nothing serious
HOLD ON DONT BASH ME JUST YET hahaha
i never had one of these relationships before..go or no go?
most likely she has done this before..
HOLD ON DONT BASH ME JUST YET hahaha
i never had one of these relationships before..go or no go?
most likely she has done this before..
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:07 PM 4 November 2010
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so i met this chick and she said she just wants to have fun and nothing seriousHOLD ON DONT BASH ME JUST YET hahaha
i never had one of these relationships before..go or no go?
most likely she has done this before..
My dude, you have just reached a MILESTONE in your career as a MAN.
You should treat this as a blueprint and training manual of how to treat a JUMPOFF.
First off, there are some rules you MUST follow and not deter from.
1. Do NOT give her your REAL NAME or ADDRESS. This is paramount to your ability to hit it and quit it, and not have any fallout when you bounce.
2. Obtain either a completely separate CELLPHONE dedicated ESPECIALLY for JUMPOFFS, or at least a separate SIM CARD with a different number. Again, this is for reducing fallout when you bounce, or need to get rid of her.
3. Create a FACE FACEBOOK page, (because everybody has one), for her and your other JUMPOFF CHICKS to "befriend" if necessary, but try to steer clear of anything that will allow her to connect to you in REAL LIFE.
4. Never bring her to YOUR STOMPING GROUNDS. Always do stuff in areas that you DON'T frequent, so as she can't hunt you down later in life.
5. Never leave your wallet or other identifying credentials around. NEVER.
6. When laying the pipe, ALWAYS USE PROTECTION, or just have her swallow. She is your sexual amusement park, TREAT HER AS SUCH, live out ALL of your fantasies no matter how twisted or dark they are, as she is TEMPORARY.
7. REALIZE THAT SINCE YOU'RE ABLE TO LIVE OUT THOSE FANTASIES STATED ABOVE, YOU CAN NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "FALL IN LOVE".. You may THINK you're in love, but you're just in LUST with her willingness to please you.
8. TAKE MAD VIDS. DO NOT LET HER TAPE YOU THOUGH.
9. Realize that she is a HOE, and you CAN NOT MAKE A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE.
10. When it's time for you to disappear, JUST DO IT COLD TURKEY. Don't do it, then slide back, because she's plotting on her revenge, so don't half step, just disapear.
This has been an excerpt from the Official Playa's Handbook (c) 2011.
Best Regards,
DJJOHNNYM
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:31 PM 4 November 2010
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LOL...Johnny. As for # 2 on your list: Google Voice.YOU SIR ARE ON THE CUTTNIG EDGE OF TECHNOLOGY.
Co-Sign for Google Voice...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:32 PM 4 November 2010
Type on #3.
3. Create a ***FAKE*** FACEBOOK page, (because everybody has one), for her and your other JUMPOFF CHICKS to "befriend" if necessary, but try to steer clear of anything that will allow her to connect to you in REAL LIFE.
3. Create a ***FAKE*** FACEBOOK page, (because everybody has one), for her and your other JUMPOFF CHICKS to "befriend" if necessary, but try to steer clear of anything that will allow her to connect to you in REAL LIFE.
djchope
10:21 PM 4 November 2010
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so i met this chick and she said she just wants to have fun and nothing serious
HOLD ON DONT BASH ME JUST YET hahaha
i never had one of these relationships before..go or no go?
most likely she has done this before..
My dude, you have just reached a MILESTONE in your career as a MAN.
You should treat this as a blueprint and training manual of how to treat a JUMPOFF.
First off, there are some rules you MUST follow and not deter from.
1. Do NOT give her your REAL NAME or ADDRESS. This is paramount to your ability to hit it and quit it, and not have any fallout when you bounce.
2. Obtain either a completely separate CELLPHONE dedicated ESPECIALLY for JUMPOFFS, or at least a separate SIM CARD with a different number. Again, this is for reducing fallout when you bounce, or need to get rid of her.
3. Create a FACE FACEBOOK page, (because everybody has one), for her and your other JUMPOFF CHICKS to "befriend" if necessary, but try to steer clear of anything that will allow her to connect to you in REAL LIFE.
4. Never bring her to YOUR STOMPING GROUNDS. Always do stuff in areas that you DON'T frequent, so as she can't hunt you down later in life.
5. Never leave your wallet or other identifying credentials around. NEVER.
6. When laying the pipe, ALWAYS USE PROTECTION, or just have her swallow. She is your sexual amusement park, TREAT HER AS SUCH, live out ALL of your fantasies no matter how twisted or dark they are, as she is TEMPORARY.
7. REALIZE THAT SINCE YOU'RE ABLE TO LIVE OUT THOSE FANTASIES STATED ABOVE, YOU CAN NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "FALL IN LOVE".. You may THINK you're in love, but you're just in LUST with her willingness to please you.
8. TAKE MAD VIDS. DO NOT LET HER TAPE YOU THOUGH.
9. Realize that she is a HOE, and you CAN NOT MAKE A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE.
10. When it's time for you to disappear, JUST DO IT COLD TURKEY. Don't do it, then slide back, because she's plotting on her revenge, so don't half step, just disapear.
This has been an excerpt from the Official Playa's Handbook (c) 2011.
Best Regards,
DJJOHNNYM
lol! fucken awesome thanks DJJOHNNYM
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:14 PM 4 November 2010
No problem, this information was passed down to me from an OG (and he was a DJ BTW), and it's my pleasure to pass along this information.
Men have GOT to be informed, and know how to treat a particular HOE situation.
And you sir, have a HOE on your hands.
May "The Force" be with you.
Men have GOT to be informed, and know how to treat a particular HOE situation.
And you sir, have a HOE on your hands.
May "The Force" be with you.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:16 PM 4 November 2010
****I've updated some of the info, (i.e. Facebook, Cellphone) references to reflect today's climate, back then we were talkin' email addresses, and work extensions...
Times have changed, but THE GAME hasnt.
Times have changed, but THE GAME hasnt.
DJ TOGTFO
11:38 PM 6 November 2010
I own a chihuahua (no homo), I got stoned and bought him a Christmas sweater (no homo)
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FunkyRob
5:38 AM 7 November 2010
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I can't believe I just listened to the entire 10:48 of Ultimix's remix of Technotronic's "Pump Up The Jam" on my drive home.The (Sequel) version they did in 1997 on issue #62 actually is pretty good, there's a cool temp and beat change at around the 4:00 mark. The whole thing is a much shorter 7:49
djchope
5:41 AM 7 November 2010
i never knew i was going to be the annoying guy flying helicopters at the mall......
FunkyRob
5:44 AM 7 November 2010
^^^ hahhhhhh!
I fucking hate that dude. Almost as much as I hate the dudes that try to sell my woman moisturizer.
I fucking hate that dude. Almost as much as I hate the dudes that try to sell my woman moisturizer.
djchope
6:21 AM 7 November 2010
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^^^ hahhhhhh!I fucking hate that dude. Almost as much as I hate the dudes that try to sell my woman moisturizer.
haha they hate me..
hitting people in the head, not letting the public try the helicopter.
not bad pay for playing with toys for 11hrs a day haha
d:raf
9:44 PM 11 November 2010
"Pretty Boy Swag" may very well be the worst rap song I've ever heard.
fcprod1
10:01 PM 11 November 2010
hating people that post useless shit on Facebook....
"i am hungry going to McDonalds"
Really?? I dont give a shit if your hungry and still dont give a shit where u r going to eat!
"i am hungry going to McDonalds"
Really?? I dont give a shit if your hungry and still dont give a shit where u r going to eat!
djchriscruz
10:04 PM 11 November 2010
If farting was publicly accepted like sneezing would it still be funny?
Free Man
2:11 PM 19 November 2010
old ladies at work... nice people, but wow all those years of being bitchy add up...
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:56 PM 24 November 2010
like some cheesesticks like some cheesesticks, now im feeling so fried like some cheesesticks
djchriscruz
8:22 PM 2 December 2010
Can you poop in your sleep?
I was debating this with my girlfriend the other day. Do babies poop in their sleep? It takes a good amount of conscious effort to squeeze out a turd. IMO I dont think you can poop while asleep
I was debating this with my girlfriend the other day. Do babies poop in their sleep? It takes a good amount of conscious effort to squeeze out a turd. IMO I dont think you can poop while asleep
DJ Dac
8:35 PM 2 December 2010
seen it done by really drunk people... but i guess if you have the runs or something, it just kinda runs... out...
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:26 PM 2 December 2010
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It takes a good amount of conscious effort to squeeze out a turd. IMOyouve obviously never had to use the bathroom and not been near a toilet have you, also people shit themselves when their tasered or injured badly soooo...ya sleep shouldnt be a prob
DJ Dac
9:28 PM 2 December 2010
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ve obviously never had to use the bathroom and not been near a toilet have you, also people shit themselves when their tasered or injured badly soooo...yawait, are you saying you have shit yourself?
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:32 PM 2 December 2010
nope but ive damn sure had to make a sprint before...never been tasered or injured that badly but you can view anything on youtube
DJ Dac
9:33 PM 2 December 2010
nope but ive damn sure had to make a sprint before...- been there done that....
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:39 PM 2 December 2010
wasnt there a thread on here about a dude who shit himself while djing or something
DJ Dac
9:57 PM 2 December 2010
that would be great, i almost have mid set thanks to the bass, but at least i made it to the toilet...
latindj
12:14 AM 3 December 2010
you're lying if you say you've never left at least a rose bud in your chonies...
Chad S.
8:07 PM 10 December 2010
If I gave my dog some helium from my gf's birthday ballon, would my dogs bark get higher?
DJ Bouj
11:00 PM 10 December 2010
But do they know what they read sounds like? I hear when I think, not visualize words.
latindj
11:03 PM 10 December 2010
did you know the reason why farts stink is so that deaf people can enjoy them too?
d:raf
11:50 PM 10 December 2010
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But do they know what they read sounds like? I hear when I think, not visualize words.Probably silence then. lol
bill-e
5:30 AM 11 December 2010
wow...my first thought
"holy shit! that looks like call of duty 4..."
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:58 PM 16 December 2010
I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?
djcrap
12:04 AM 17 December 2010
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
FunkyRob
12:18 AM 17 December 2010
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I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?Didn't you start the religion thread?
Why not go to church on Sunday night?
djchriscruz
12:20 AM 17 December 2010
Awesome day. Got a little Christmas cash at work, it snowed so we got off at 12, AND I got a call from Vestax saying they'll replace my broken VCI-300 and even upgrade it to the Mk2!
bill-e
1:56 AM 17 December 2010
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I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?
Didn't you start the religion thread?
Why not go to church on Sunday night?
dexter is after church!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:30 AM 17 December 2010
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I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?
Didn't you start the religion thread?
Why not go to church on Sunday night?
I'd be too tired of sinnin' at the club the night before...
DJ Pullout
1:56 PM 17 December 2010
Im with ya.... no more Dexter or Boardwalk Empire. Now what? My girl watches Big Love but I never got into that one.... I think we gotta wait till the last season of Entourage starts up again for Sunday nights
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
2:05 PM 17 December 2010
They need to bring The Wire, Oz, The Sopranos, 5 Feet Under, or SOMETHING GOOD back....
This is gonna suck.
This is gonna suck.
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:58 PM 17 December 2010
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I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?See this is where i think you guys are SUCKERS!! I have never seen an episode, now that a few seasons are in the can im gonna watch em all on netflix with no interuptions!!
Nicky Blunt
10:19 PM 17 December 2010
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They need to bring The Wire, Oz, The Sopranos, 5 Feet Under, or SOMETHING GOOD back....This is gonna suck.
Heroes?
I <3'd that show!
Nicky Blunt
10:20 PM 17 December 2010
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I'm sayin, so NOW WHAT on Sunday nights with no Dexter to wotch?
See this is where i think you guys are SUCKERS!! I have never seen an episode, now that a few seasons are in the can im gonna watch em all on netflix with no interuptions!!
+1 I tend to wait for a sho to finish till I start watching it too!
djchriscruz
5:51 PM 18 December 2010
I watched the first 2 episodes of Boardwalk Empire and I couldn't get into it.
djchope
6:32 AM 19 December 2010
fuck!!!! i had a bad day. stupid me thought i could work (regular job) and dj the same day..turned out i half ass both of those responsibilities and nothing got done
d:raf
6:13 AM 20 December 2010
Never again shall I DJ at a death metal show without bringing earplugs. Argggggh!
djchope
9:41 AM 20 December 2010
i need to stop getting to 2nd-3rd base on the first date. I always do that.
am i a "playa"?
am i a "playa"?
FunkyFrank
2:13 AM 21 December 2010
Alright people, click on the link and pass it around. This is a serious fundraiser, where people can earn DJ services for any time in 2011. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. [link removed]
d:raf
8:23 AM 21 December 2010
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Alright people, click on the link and pass it around. This is a serious fundraiser, where people can earn DJ services for any time in 2011. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. [link removed]So you're shopping future DJ services to... uhh... DJs?
djchope
8:56 AM 21 December 2010
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Alright people, click on the link and pass it around. This is a serious fundraiser, where people can earn DJ services for any time in 2011. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. [link removed]So you're shopping future DJ services to... uhh... DJs?
LOL! i have a feeling this is going to get create some sparks around here...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:40 AM 21 December 2010
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Alright people, click on the link and pass it around. This is a serious fundraiser, where people can earn DJ services for any time in 2011. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. [link removed]LMAO!!!!!
Oh, this is some SHAMELESS *ISH!!!!
But...
Suppose
You're
No
Good?????
So basically, somebody "Donates" and has to WAIT until you acquire all your equipment?
Suppose you NEVER get ALL the equipment that you seek?
How do I know you'll REALLY get Technics Turntables? You don't specify the model.
Also, I'm akin to Ortofon, suppose I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SHURE NEEDLES? Because I want your sound to be reproduced by Ortofon?
I'm sayin, it's my money, and I want it to be put to good use....
d:raf
5:43 PM 21 December 2010
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$150 will get you an invite to the celebration, as well as an IOU for DJ services. What this means is that any time in 2011, you will have yourself a DJ for any event you or your company throws. If for some reason I cannot accept the date, I will return your donation, and then you can decide to donate at one of the lower tiers, or keep the contribution.I think 10 people should donate $150 and then throw twice-a-week biweekly events all year long that he has to play at. lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:55 PM 21 December 2010
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$150 will get you an invite to the celebration, as well as an IOU for DJ services. What this means is that any time in 2011, you will have yourself a DJ for any event you or your company throws. If for some reason I cannot accept the date, I will return your donation, and then you can decide to donate at one of the lower tiers, or keep the contribution.
I think 10 people should donate $150 and then throw twice-a-week biweekly events all year long that he has to play at. lol
also the people donating should live in different parts of the country...he never mentioned the buyer having to pay travel expenses...i can see this ending up on judge judy
Free Man
6:05 PM 21 December 2010
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$150 will get you an invite to the celebration, as well as an IOU for DJ services. What this means is that any time in 2011, you will have yourself a DJ for any event you or your company throws. If for some reason I cannot accept the date, I will return your donation, and then you can decide to donate at one of the lower tiers, or keep the contribution.
I think 10 people should donate $150 and then throw twice-a-week biweekly events all year long that he has to play at. lol
also the people donating should live in different parts of the country...he never mentioned the buyer having to pay travel expenses...i can see this ending up on judge judy
That's what i was going to say... lol
latindj
6:59 PM 21 December 2010
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Alright people, click on the link and pass it around. This is a serious fundraiser, where people can earn DJ services for any time in 2011. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. [link removed]Tony Little trying to make a comeback???
Dj-M.Bezzle
11:06 PM 21 December 2010
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YOU'RE NOW IN THE MIX WITH DDDDDDDDEEEEJAAAAAAAY FUNKY FRANK...THIS DROP WAS BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY THE MEMBERS OF THE SCRATCHLIVE FORUMS, DIET PEPSI THE TATSE OF A NEW GENERATIONH AND THE LETTER Afixed
Nicky Blunt
4:48 PM 22 December 2010
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Quote:
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$150 will get you an invite to the celebration, as well as an IOU for DJ services. What this means is that any time in 2011, you will have yourself a DJ for any event you or your company throws. If for some reason I cannot accept the date, I will return your donation, and then you can decide to donate at one of the lower tiers, or keep the contribution.
I think 10 people should donate $150 and then throw twice-a-week biweekly events all year long that he has to play at. lol
also the people donating should live in different parts of the country...he never mentioned the buyer having to pay travel expenses...i can see this ending up on judge judy
Id give ten bucks just to see him pay to fly to the UK!
Hahaha,
Eru G
2:27 AM 23 December 2010
FunkyFrank,
Using our forum to try gain some kind of financial benefit is very uncool - particularly when you haven't made any contribution to this community as of yet. Don't do it again. This is your first and only warning.
Using our forum to try gain some kind of financial benefit is very uncool - particularly when you haven't made any contribution to this community as of yet. Don't do it again. This is your first and only warning.
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:35 AM 23 December 2010
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FunkyFrank,Using our forum to try gain some kind of financial benefit is very uncool - particularly when you haven't made any contribution to this community as of yet. Don't do it again. This is your first and only warning.
dosent seem like much of a random thought...matter of fact it seems well planned and a appropriate response to the situation
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:36 AM 23 December 2010
i just noticed while the page was reloading and the screen was off color there appears to be a footprint on my macbook pro screen....WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FOOTPRINT ON MY MBP SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJ Dac
3:57 AM 23 December 2010
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i just noticed while the page was reloading and the screen was off color there appears to be a footprint on my macbook pro screen....WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FOOTPRINT ON MY MBP SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!you dj so bad your mac book kicked it's self...
Dj.Mojo
1:51 PM 23 December 2010
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Quote:
FunkyFrank,
Using our forum to try gain some kind of financial benefit is very uncool - particularly when you haven't made any contribution to this community as of yet. Don't do it again. This is your first and only warning.
dosent seem like much of a random thought...matter of fact it seems well planned and a appropriate response to the situation
Maybe Eru has the same attitute when a bummer asks for a quarter ;-)
Dj.Mojo
1:30 PM 24 December 2010
Why do I have to play tonight? It is going to be awefully loud, packed, I am still going to be extremely stuffed with Christmas Dinner, people will constantly request "all I want for christmas" and it is over an hour ride ...
Really looking forward to my NYE gig. Screw Christmas gigs.
Really looking forward to my NYE gig. Screw Christmas gigs.
Free Man
4:01 PM 24 December 2010
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Why do I have to play tonight? It is going to be awefully loud, packed, I am still going to be extremely stuffed with Christmas Dinner, people will constantly request "all I want for christmas" and it is over an hour ride ...Really looking forward to my NYE gig. Screw Christmas gigs.
a few years ago i was playing some x-mas stuff as back ground music for a corporate gig... lol after 40 minutes (cocktail hour, going into dinner) someone comes up and says can you stop playing bull shit and play something normal
Dj.Mojo
4:24 PM 24 December 2010
Haha yeah not everyone is into christmas music :-)
The sad thing is that I can predict that the cheesy christmas songs (feliz navidad, wham etc.) will get HUGE reactions ... to make things worse, I can´t even get shitfaced tonight...
The sad thing is that I can predict that the cheesy christmas songs (feliz navidad, wham etc.) will get HUGE reactions ... to make things worse, I can´t even get shitfaced tonight...
Free Man
4:29 PM 24 December 2010
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Haha yeah not everyone is into christmas music :-)The sad thing is that I can predict that the cheesy christmas songs (feliz navidad, wham etc.) will get HUGE reactions ... to make things worse, I can´t even get shitfaced tonight...
i'm going to get my wife's family shitfaced... we're going to a family friends house. the in-laws are friends with the parents, and my wife's best friend is their daughter (other bros and sisters close to our age). the parents dont drink, so i have a special drink that i dont think tastes very strong, so it may drop them on their ass.
Hopefully i'll have some pics (not of me) lol
Dj.Mojo
8:59 PM 24 December 2010
Pics or it didn´t happen :-)
I am off now to the gig. The roads are horrible, it is snowing, I got diarrhea and just hope the night ends soon.
I am off now to the gig. The roads are horrible, it is snowing, I got diarrhea and just hope the night ends soon.
dj ask
10:13 AM 26 December 2010
funny when someone wants to pronounce "mojito" and it sounds like "mojaito".
Nicky Blunt
12:29 PM 26 December 2010
Bedazzled vajay jay? Really now! C'mon I dont need to see that!
djcrap
3:14 PM 26 December 2010
haaaaaa big cats are dangerous but a small pussy has never hurt no body
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:25 PM 26 December 2010
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haaaaaa big cats are dangerous but a small pussy has never hurt no bodyThat's not true. BIG INFECTIONS come in small packages...
Nicky Blunt
10:42 AM 27 December 2010
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haaaaaa big cats are dangerous but a small pussy has never hurt no body
That's not true. BIG INFECTIONS come in small packages...
voice of experiance? lol
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
2:06 PM 27 December 2010
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haaaaaa big cats are dangerous but a small pussy has never hurt no body
That's not true. BIG INFECTIONS come in small packages...
voice of experiance? lol
www.djjohnnym.com
bill-e
4:53 AM 31 December 2010
hey so i guess newboyz mashed up black rob and ready set's "love like woe"....
SMH TIS' MUPHUKKIN BLASPHEMY
SMH TIS' MUPHUKKIN BLASPHEMY
Free Man
12:50 AM 19 January 2011
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better track than lil wayne!almost track is better than lil wayne...
Drake sucks compared to lil wayne...
Nicky Blunt
4:14 AM 19 January 2011
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^ they both suck.yeah i said it.
the entire young money click is hot garbage!
Yah I went there!
djchope
7:17 AM 19 January 2011
dang! im so sick, throat hurts and runny nose.
Even had to cancel a booty call..
Any good medicine?
Even had to cancel a booty call..
Any good medicine?
Free Man
4:22 PM 19 January 2011
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dang! im so sick, throat hurts and runny nose.Even had to cancel a booty call..
Any good medicine?
yeah... a booty call...
latindj
1:11 AM 1 March 2011
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I've been had....
many, many times!
get a room you two! (nm)
djbanno
7:40 AM 1 March 2011
Is it wrong to miss (fret for) your turntables whilst on family holiday?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
2:15 PM 4 March 2011
Rappers started thinking about image and money and forgot about working on their skills
ninos
7:13 AM 9 March 2011
thought. there was a death thread not too long ago about a classic singer from the 80's who died. i tried searching for it, i couldnt find it. any idea. pretty sure his number one song's albumn cover was blue and black with a picture of him on it. frick its pissing me off. i cant find it! HELP PLEASE!! :)
tehBEN
11:41 PM 9 March 2011
If an orange falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does sixxx pick it up? Hmmmm.
DJ TOGTFO
12:07 AM 10 March 2011
Just beacuase it is a 65 BPM song doesnt mean you should double-time it into some 130BPM dance/dutch/electro catastrophe. I just spent the last hour downloading a bunch of garbage from remixreport.com and if you actually play this shit in public, I feel bad for you. Hello Trash Bin.
DJ Dac
12:15 AM 11 March 2011
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I think I will spend the next hour at work taking a dump.take a paper with ya and leave it for the next guy...
FunkyRob
12:25 AM 11 March 2011
My day job is really starting to interfere with my serato forum time.
tehBEN
12:26 AM 11 March 2011
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take a paper with ya and leave it for the next guy...paper? haha the only paper in there is toilet paper. I work for a software shop, wifi and my android phone for the win...
tehBEN
12:28 AM 11 March 2011
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My day job is really starting to interfere with my serato forum time.taking your iphone, ipad or android powered device into the bathroom while taking dumps = more serato time.
djcrap
2:55 AM 12 March 2011
never get into an argument with an idiot he will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience
djchope
9:01 AM 12 March 2011
so this girl came up to my dj booth while i was spinning she ask me if i could play some lil wayne track....while she was talking i was thinking in my head..should i ask her to flash me as pay back for her making a request..im like nah! i don't want to get beat up (i was having a good night already)
DVDjHardy
9:04 AM 12 March 2011
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so this girl came up to my dj booth while i was spinning she ask me if i could play some lil wayne track....while she was talking i was thinking in my head..should i ask her to flash me as pay back for her making a request..im like nah! i don't want to get beat up (i was having a good night already)You don't have to be that direct though. Just ask what will she do for you. You can't lose.
MelonHead
9:29 AM 12 March 2011
there's something moving around in my kitchen and I hear it almost every night.. random times... shits bugg'n me out... I knw I'm tired as hell right now but I knw what I hear... weird.
djchope
10:05 AM 12 March 2011
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so this girl came up to my dj booth while i was spinning she ask me if i could play some lil wayne track....while she was talking i was thinking in my head..should i ask her to flash me as pay back for her making a request..im like nah! i don't want to get beat up (i was having a good night already)
You don't have to be that direct though. Just ask what will she do for you. You can't lose.
ahhh..the art of it
dj ask
11:07 AM 12 March 2011
Women who post lots of photos of themselves on Facebook value appearance, need attention, study finds
djchope
11:34 AM 12 March 2011
who here have met girls off of facebook? (meeting them online and then in person)
ive done that so many times, i just thought about it. 90% of the time it was FUN
ive done that so many times, i just thought about it. 90% of the time it was FUN
DJ TOGTFO
11:39 AM 12 March 2011
I did way too much cocaine tonight. It's 640AM and I am still wide awake and being a dick on the forums.
djcrap
5:20 PM 12 March 2011
i always keep an empty water bottle in my car just in case i need to badly pee while am in traffic on the highway.
FunkyRob
7:32 PM 14 March 2011
I think I have official become a hoarder.
Very old lady (past retirement age) that I work with asked me if I want some old albums. I said "sure".
Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.
Very old lady (past retirement age) that I work with asked me if I want some old albums. I said "sure".
Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:26 AM 15 March 2011
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I think I have official become a hoarder.Very old lady (past retirement age) that I work with asked me if I want some old albums. I said "sure".
Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.
Peter Frampton? Wow....
Classic.
tehBEN
4:00 PM 15 March 2011
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Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.sounds like it's time to go sample crazy (nm)
DJ Dac
4:24 PM 15 March 2011
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I think I have official become a hoarder.Very old lady (past retirement age) that I work with asked me if I want some old albums. I said "sure".
Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.
its not hording if its vinyl... I'm doing a wedding in a few weeks and the bride hates top 40, so she wants all 80s, a buddy of mine gave me all his brothers/parents records a while back and its all late 70's and 80's stuff, its been sitting in a box for 2 years or so, its getting broken out for this wedding, its going to be awesome...
FunkyRob
4:36 PM 15 March 2011
Old people got some odd music taste.
How can the same person who owns
www.discogs.com
Also have
www.discogs.com
Some of this stuff is in pretty bad shape, it's a shame people don't know how to take care of records. Some of this is going to have to go to the garbage.
How can the same person who owns
www.discogs.com
Also have
www.discogs.com
Some of this stuff is in pretty bad shape, it's a shame people don't know how to take care of records. Some of this is going to have to go to the garbage.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:09 AM 16 March 2011
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Old people got some odd music taste.How can the same person who owns
www.discogs.com
Also have
www.discogs.com
Some of this stuff is in pretty bad shape, it's a shame people don't know how to take care of records. Some of this is going to have to go to the garbage.
Man, that would be ME...
Got stuff from the Partridge Family and The Monkees to The 5th Dimension and Harold and the Blue notes...
Good Music is Good Music.
****Breaks out ABBA****
Nicky Blunt
3:03 AM 16 March 2011
i have a couple of the monkees tracks, Don't knock it, those breaks were good enough for Jam Master Jay.
DJ Schematic
6:55 PM 16 March 2011
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I think I have official become a hoarder.Very old lady (past retirement age) that I work with asked me if I want some old albums. I said "sure".
Proud owner of some Sonny & Cher, Peter Frampton, Easy Rider Soundtrack and other odd gems.
I found a store in San Diego this past weekend that was selling LP's for $2! I picked up some earth wind and fire, bb king and AWB albums. There were too many to choose from. You came up though!
tehBEN
8:47 PM 16 March 2011
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I found a store in San Diego this past weekend that was selling LP's for $2! I picked up some earth wind and fire, bb king and AWB albums. There were too many to choose from. You came up though!there's a swap meet I used to shop at in Imperial Beach back in the late 90s with my cousin. I found all kinds of gems there for 20 -50 cents a record.
FunkyRob
10:44 PM 16 March 2011
I hate it when you're at a flea market and get all excited that you see a dude there selling records. You go up to see what he's got and he's selling everything like they are new and not used records.
I remember paying like $30 for
www.discogs.com
and the Vanity 6 LP.
I remember paying like $30 for
www.discogs.com
and the Vanity 6 LP.
tehBEN
4:37 PM 17 March 2011
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You go up to see what he's got and he's selling everything like they are new and not used records.thats when I move on to the next vendor lol (nm)
djchope
12:59 PM 19 March 2011
dang. my ex texted me last night she wanted to hang out (we haven't seen each other for about 6 months) i had to dj so i told her to come by where i dj, we were flirting in the booth..she was there with me from 10pm to 1:30am..i told her if i can meet her at her house at 2am..she was yeah..packed all my shit and was speeding to her house...i got there..we got in bed..she was doing the whole "im tired" "i wana go to sleep" thing..i was like wth...the signals were there, but apparently not..after 20min i left....felt like crap! felt like when we broke up....sigh!
d:raf
6:18 PM 19 March 2011
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dang. my ex texted me last night she wanted to hang out (we haven't seen each other for about 6 months) i had to dj so i told her to come by where i dj, we were flirting in the booth..she was there with me from 10pm to 1:30am..i told her if i can meet her at her house at 2am..she was yeah..packed all my shit and was speeding to her house...i got there..we got in bed..she was doing the whole "im tired" "i wana go to sleep" thing..i was like wth...the signals were there, but apparently not..after 20min i left....felt like crap! felt like when we broke up....sigh!www.urbandictionary.com
latindj
2:01 AM 20 March 2011
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dang. my ex texted me last night she wanted to hang out (we haven't seen each other for about 6 months) i had to dj so i told her to come by where i dj, we were flirting in the booth..she was there with me from 10pm to 1:30am..i told her if i can meet her at her house at 2am..she was yeah..packed all my shit and was speeding to her house...i got there..we got in bed..she was doing the whole "im tired" "i wana go to sleep" thing..i was like wth...the signals were there, but apparently not..after 20min i left....felt like crap! felt like when we broke up....sigh!you dj so bad a home run becomes a no hitter after your set...
dj ask
8:53 AM 20 March 2011
that might mean she actually wants u for more than sex.. i know for some small brain children it may sound like crap but sex is not everything. maybe she wanted to actually "sleep" with you. not fuk..
Free Man
3:07 PM 20 March 2011
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dang. my ex texted me last night she wanted to hang out (we haven't seen each other for about 6 months) i had to dj so i told her to come by where i dj, we were flirting in the booth..she was there with me from 10pm to 1:30am..i told her if i can meet her at her house at 2am..she was yeah..packed all my shit and was speeding to her house...i got there..we got in bed..she was doing the whole "im tired" "i wana go to sleep" thing..i was like wth...the signals were there, but apparently not..after 20min i left....felt like crap! felt like when we broke up....sigh!wants to get married? lol
get ready for more annoying fights... i vote stay broken up, let the good memories stay memories. you dont want to be the guy who is thinking WTF did i do?
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:55 PM 20 March 2011
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maybe she wanted to actually "sleep" with you. not fuk..That sir is HER PROBLEM. If she waned to cuddle, she could have bought a teddy bear.
I'm glad he hauled azz, and didn't stay the ENTIRE night and didn't get any azz...
It would have been better if HE could have kicked her out tho...
ninos
6:30 AM 22 March 2011
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshhhhshshahahahahahahah. Omg that mad me laugh.
DJ Schematic
5:39 PM 22 March 2011
Kinda hard to explain, but I like scratching in tracks that are difficult to land. Usually the first vocal comes in, in an unusual spot (there's a musical term for it, not sure what it is). For instance, in that Mullage - "Trick'n", that part that comes in at 0:28-0:29 www.youtube.com view or in Sean Kingston's - "Letting Go (Dutty Love)"www.youtube.com view at 0:03. Feels real cool to land them in a crowd even though nobody knows what the fuck you just did or how much practice went into it lol.
Anybody else got any tracks that they think are difficult to land? It's always good practice.
Anybody else got any tracks that they think are difficult to land? It's always good practice.
DJ TOGTFO
11:12 PM 26 March 2011
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Kinda hard to explain, but I like scratching in tracks that are difficult to land. Usually the first vocal comes in, in an unusual spot (there's a musical term for it, not sure what it is). For instance, in that Mullage - "Trick'n", that part that comes in at 0:28-0:29 www.youtube.com view or in Sean Kingston's - "Letting Go (Dutty Love)"www.youtube.com view at 0:03. Feels real cool to land them in a crowd even though nobody knows what the fuck you just did or how much practice went into it lol.Anybody else got any tracks that they think are difficult to land? It's always good practice.
I don't get it... both songs are 4/4 and arent tricky whatsoever.
DJ Schematic
6:54 AM 27 March 2011
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Kinda hard to explain, but I like scratching in tracks that are difficult to land. Usually the first vocal comes in, in an unusual spot (there's a musical term for it, not sure what it is). For instance, in that Mullage - "Trick'n", that part that comes in at 0:28-0:29 www.youtube.com view or in Sean Kingston's - "Letting Go (Dutty Love)"www.youtube.com view at 0:03. Feels real cool to land them in a crowd even though nobody knows what the fuck you just did or how much practice went into it lol.
Anybody else got any tracks that they think are difficult to land? It's always good practice.
I don't get it... both songs are 4/4 and arent tricky whatsoever.
Haha maybe not for you. They are in 4/4, but the vocal isn't in time which throws it off.
djchope
2:18 AM 29 March 2011
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Kinda hard to explain, but I like scratching in tracks that are difficult to land. Usually the first vocal comes in, in an unusual spot (there's a musical term for it, not sure what it is). For instance, in that Mullage - "Trick'n", that part that comes in at 0:28-0:29 www.youtube.com view or in Sean Kingston's - "Letting Go (Dutty Love)"www.youtube.com view at 0:03. Feels real cool to land them in a crowd even though nobody knows what the fuck you just did or how much practice went into it lol.
Anybody else got any tracks that they think are difficult to land? It's always good practice.
I don't get it... both songs are 4/4 and arent tricky whatsoever.
Haha maybe not for you. They are in 4/4, but the vocal isn't in time which throws it off.
LOL! you scratch over vocals?
djchope
2:20 AM 29 March 2011
you should record your scratching, i want to see what the crowd goes crazy for
tehBEN
10:32 PM 29 March 2011
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oh you mean scratch my nuts?you can scratch your own nuts lol (nm)
djchope
11:04 PM 29 March 2011
wow! how do you guys do it? juggle more than 1 girl at a time..now with facebook being a playa is hard..i got 5 hunnys right now..im gonna get caught soon
Dj Farhan
11:44 PM 29 March 2011
^ u gotta be on top of ur game man, make use of your phonebook calendar...;-P
tehBEN
3:48 PM 30 March 2011
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wow! how do you guys do it? juggle more than 1 girl at a time..now with facebook being a playa is hard..i got 5 hunnys right now..im gonna get caught soonif you only have one facebook account, you're n00b status.
create groups and learn to use the built in facebook filters well.
tehBEN
4:27 PM 30 March 2011
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Can army ants get PTSD?yea, they even turn to binge drinking after their tour of duty: image52.webshots.com
tehBEN
5:09 PM 30 March 2011
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Photo must be classified :-p
looks like they turned off hotlinking now, just copy and paste it
DCD
7:38 AM 1 April 2011
I started watching Firefly on Netflix, was about to start episode four, when they decided to not stream it anymore. #firstworldproblems
DJ Schematic
1:57 PM 1 April 2011
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I started watching Firefly on Netflix, was about to start episode four, when they decided to not stream it anymore. #firstworldproblemssame thing happened to me when they had matrix for streaming. i watched 1&2 and just when i was about to watch 3...
FunkyRob
8:45 PM 3 April 2011
I am not feeling this online drivers ed course. I'm feeling hella sleepy reading this shit.
d:raf
12:14 AM 10 April 2011
Funny; I thought this video made no sense the first time I saw it... what a difference a couple of decades makes. lolz
www.youtube.com view
www.youtube.com view
FunkyRob
10:13 PM 14 April 2011
funny, I've always wondered if Enrique Iglesias & Gabriel Iglesias are related
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:54 PM 29 April 2011
i just got bored while diggin for videos and played a video in strictlyhits, then opened one in crooklyn clan and mixed them together, i just did a 15 minute set using preview windows and mouse clicks
djchope
8:26 AM 5 May 2011
wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones too
im letting these ho's know! hahaha
im letting these ho's know! hahaha
DJ Schematic
1:59 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
latindj
4:25 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
who? the boys? hell nah! punani all day every day...
NM
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
4:33 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
Actually, it's a double edged sword(NM). You can't be throwin' the johnson around all willy nilly (NM) like...
My rule always was, ONLY BANG A CHICK if you can deal with her accidently getting prego...
If you HAVE to lay pipe to a skeezer, she must know NO REAL CONTACT INFO on you...
Fake name, fake job location, use a dedicated throwaway cell to call her, never bring her to your crib, don't be seen in public together, no pics....the list goes on and on...
latindj
4:52 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
Actually, it's a double edged sword(NM). You can't be throwin' the johnson around all willy nilly (NM) like...
My rule always was, ONLY BANG A CHICK if you can deal with her accidently getting prego...
If you HAVE to lay pipe to a skeezer, she must know NO REAL CONTACT INFO on you...
Fake name, fake job location, use a dedicated throwaway cell to call her, never bring her to your crib, don't be seen in public together, no pics....the list goes on and on...
dude you're too paranoid. if you bang a chick and don't want to see her anymore just tell her to fuck off. simple.
NM
DJ Schematic
8:16 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
Actually, it's a double edged sword(NM). You can't be throwin' the johnson around all willy nilly (NM) like...
My rule always was, ONLY BANG A CHICK if you can deal with her accidently getting prego...
If you HAVE to lay pipe to a skeezer, she must know NO REAL CONTACT INFO on you...
Fake name, fake job location, use a dedicated throwaway cell to call her, never bring her to your crib, don't be seen in public together, no pics....the list goes on and on...
dude you're too paranoid. if you bang a chick and don't want to see her anymore just tell her to fuck off. simple.
NM
the idea is to keep a bullpin right?
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:21 PM 5 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
Actually, it's a double edged sword(NM). You can't be throwin' the johnson around all willy nilly (NM) like...
My rule always was, ONLY BANG A CHICK if you can deal with her accidently getting prego...
If you HAVE to lay pipe to a skeezer, she must know NO REAL CONTACT INFO on you...
Fake name, fake job location, use a dedicated throwaway cell to call her, never bring her to your crib, don't be seen in public together, no pics....the list goes on and on...
dude you're too paranoid. if you bang a chick and don't want to see her anymore just tell her to fuck off. simple.
NM
ill take ways to get your car fucked up for $500 alex
djchope
1:48 AM 6 May 2011
lol! yeah see these chicks are in my circle i could live without that punani.
and one thing that i learned from women is that they want to get theirs too before i get mine, im not going down south oh no im not
and one thing that i learned from women is that they want to get theirs too before i get mine, im not going down south oh no im not
tehBEN
3:56 PM 6 May 2011
I too like to do naughty things like play britney spears to 1000 UCLA students and let my girlfriend work the video camera and film random weird things with it (no porn) www.youtube.com view
tehBEN
4:04 PM 6 May 2011
Sometimes I like to go nasty and drop songs that are 10 years older than the average age of the crowd lol www.youtube.com view
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:49 PM 6 May 2011
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dude you're too paranoid. if you bang a chick and don't want to see her anymore just tell her to fuck off. simple.
NM
See, what you fail to realize, is that once a chick got banged by me, they needed a 2nd,3rd go round to make sure they weren't dreaming...
Comes with the territory when you have the Magic Stick....
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:50 PM 6 May 2011
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wow! lately i've been rejecting punani and good ones tooim letting these ho's know! hahaha
i think they like you more when you do that
Actually, it's a double edged sword(NM). You can't be throwin' the johnson around all willy nilly (NM) like...
My rule always was, ONLY BANG A CHICK if you can deal with her accidently getting prego...
If you HAVE to lay pipe to a skeezer, she must know NO REAL CONTACT INFO on you...
Fake name, fake job location, use a dedicated throwaway cell to call her, never bring her to your crib, don't be seen in public together, no pics....the list goes on and on...
dude you're too paranoid. if you bang a chick and don't want to see her anymore just tell her to fuck off. simple.
NM
ill take ways to get your car fucked up for $500 alex
^^^THIS I will co-sign.
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:37 PM 6 May 2011
Has anyone ever realised that for the 4th of july, americas independance day, all the americans take the day off and go to the beach and celebrate on cinco de mayo, mexican independance day, all americans go to mexican restraunts ensuring that all those mexicans HAVE to be at work
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:34 PM 6 May 2011
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^hey dumbshit, cinco de mayo is NOT Mexican idependence day...dosent matter to me im gonna eat a tray of nachos and drink a margarita anyway i don give a fuck what the deatails of WHY im doin it lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:36 PM 6 May 2011
alright since latin DJ has his pantys in a wad
The date is observed in the United States as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, and to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War
and they celebrate this holdiay my working in a restraunt and cooking my american ass some nachos and refilling my pitcher of margarita
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The date is observed in the United States as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, and to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War
and they celebrate this holdiay my working in a restraunt and cooking my american ass some nachos and refilling my pitcher of margarita
latindj
8:42 PM 6 May 2011
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alright since latin DJ has his pantys in a wadQuote:
The date is observed in the United States as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, and to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil Warand they celebrate this holdiay my working in a restraunt and cooking my american ass some nachos and refilling my pitcher of margarita
why quote from wiki and leave out the part that clearly states my reason for calling you a dumbshit:
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In the state of Puebla, the date is observed to commemorate the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.[7][8] Contrary to widespread popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day,[9][10] the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico, which occurs on September 16th.and I take your snide comments as outright bigotry. if it wasn't for lazy ass trailer park trash like you this country wouldn't need Mexicans to come in and actually "work".
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:46 PM 6 May 2011
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I take your snide comments as outright bigotry.
then your a bigger goddamn idiot than i thought you were
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:52 PM 6 May 2011
another random thought, i wander at what point the reaction to being to fucking stupid to understand the underlying context or outright obvious point of a joke or statment became outrage at the person who stated it instead of shame at the fact their to dumb to understand it
Jesus Christ
8:53 PM 6 May 2011
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I take your snide comments as outright bigotry.then your a bigger goddamn idiot than i thought you were
Pot, meet kettle.
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8:54 PM 6 May 2011
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I take your snide comments as outright bigotry.then your a bigger goddamn idiot than i thought you were
Pot, meet kettle.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:56 PM 6 May 2011
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I take your snide comments as outright bigotry.then your a bigger goddamn idiot than i thought you were
Pot, meet kettle.
lmfao!!!!
latindj
9:00 PM 6 May 2011
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another random thought, i wander at what point the reaction to being to fucking stupid to understand the underlying context or outright obvious point of a joke or statment became outrage at the person who stated it instead of shame at the fact their to dumb to understand ittrust me. I do understand how much of a pendejo you really are...nuff said.
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:02 PM 6 May 2011
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another random thought, i wander at what point the reaction to being to fucking stupid to understand the underlying context or outright obvious point of a joke or statment became outrage at the person who stated it instead of shame at the fact their to dumb to understand ittrust me. I do understand how much of a pendejo you really are...nuff said.
you dont know shit about shit and i know that for a fact your justa whiney lil bitch
Banana_Peter
9:36 PM 6 May 2011
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^hey dumbshit, cinco de mayo is NOT Mexican idependence day...I thought it was the day mexicans kicked the shit out of the french?
Cubans, Puerto Ricans and other Latin heritage told me they don't celebrate that shit
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:39 PM 6 May 2011
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^hey dumbshit, cinco de mayo is NOT Mexican idependence day...I thought it was the day mexicans kicked the shit out of the french?
Cubans, Puerto Ricans and other Latin heritage told me they don't celebrate that shit
as someone of french decent i find this entire holiday racist and biggoted
DJ Young Herrera
7:30 PM 10 May 2011
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^hey dumbshit, cinco de mayo is NOT Mexican idependence day...I thought it was the day mexicans kicked the shit out of the french?
Cubans, Puerto Ricans and other Latin heritage told me they don't celebrate that shit
as someone of french decent i find this entire holiday racist and biggoted
as someone who is Mexican, I say, "chupa el escroto, chico francés"
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:32 PM 10 May 2011
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^hey dumbshit, cinco de mayo is NOT Mexican idependence day...I thought it was the day mexicans kicked the shit out of the french?
Cubans, Puerto Ricans and other Latin heritage told me they don't celebrate that shit
as someone of french decent i find this entire holiday racist and biggoted
as someone who is Mexican, I say, "chupa el escroto, chico francés"
...it absorbs escroto, French boy?
djchope
9:45 PM 10 May 2011
Z-Ro is so underrated if you all don't know about him please look him up
classic Houston rap
www.youtube.com view
classic Houston rap
www.youtube.com view
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:52 PM 10 May 2011
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Z-Ro is so underrated if you all don't know about him please look him upclassic Houston rap
www.youtube.com view www.youtube.com view
+1 dudes dope
FunkyRob
10:06 PM 10 May 2011
So why are the republicans always talking about protecting our border with Mexico?
Last time I checked none of the hijackers were named Jose
Last time I checked none of the hijackers were named Jose
DJ Dac
10:41 PM 10 May 2011
cause it there is an insane amount of drugs money and violence hanging out around the borders...
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:28 PM 11 May 2011
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cause it there is an insane amount of drugs money and violence hanging out around the borders...ok, that would explain why all our military forces and protection are in the middle east....wait..no it dosent
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:30 PM 11 May 2011
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bristol, but i would have to say shes way better looking then snooki...bristol makes me feel really bad about myself because i despise her, shes a worthless hypocrit and i think her mother is the most detrimental thing to ever happen to this counrty im the polor opposite of everything she believes in.....and i know in the right night given the chance id still hit it without a second thought
Daktyl
3:07 PM 11 May 2011
bristol palin is way cuter than that troll faced oompah loompah snooki.... her mom's an idiot, but I'd still hit it
DJ Dac
5:19 PM 11 May 2011
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cause it there is an insane amount of drugs money and violence hanging out around the borders...ok, that would explain why all our military forces and protection are in the middle east....wait..no it dosent
there is a couple national guard units stationed down there, they had the amount of drugs seized the other day on the news, it was a pretty hefty amount but of course thats not national news worthy...
DJ Dac
5:23 PM 11 May 2011
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bristol, but i would have to say shes way better looking then snooki...bristol makes me feel really bad about myself because i despise her, shes a worthless hypocrit and i think her mother is the most detrimental thing to ever happen to this counrty im the polor opposite of everything she believes in.....and i know in the right night given the chance id still hit it without a second thought
im not talking about her beliefs or her mom, im talking put the two next to each other, what one would you rather get with...
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:59 PM 11 May 2011
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bristol, but i would have to say shes way better looking then snooki...bristol makes me feel really bad about myself because i despise her, shes a worthless hypocrit and i think her mother is the most detrimental thing to ever happen to this counrty im the polor opposite of everything she believes in.....and i know in the right night given the chance id still hit it without a second thought
im not talking about her beliefs or her mom, im talking put the two next to each other, what one would you rather get with...
bristol, what i was saying was a new thought not a reiteration of the original topic, what im saying is it makes me feel bad that i can downright despise someone but still wanna bang em lol
FunkyRob
6:04 PM 12 May 2011
My nose is too big to do that on a hard surface. That would hurt.
The chick on the airplane looks like she's floating.
The chick on the airplane looks like she's floating.
d:raf
6:33 AM 13 May 2011
Planking... wow... learned something new today, and just a week after learning that some people smoke bath salts to get high. lolz
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:24 PM 13 May 2011
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hahahaha yah the whole bath salts thing was new to me too!thats old news around here lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:25 PM 13 May 2011
ps there no salt in those packets and they do nothing for a bath lol its designed to be a drug
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:57 PM 13 May 2011
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like the phen phen?nope more liek meth meth lol whole diferent ball of wax
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:13 PM 13 May 2011
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phen phen is meth. not the weight loss drug.oh lol gotcha...never heard it called that
CMOS
5:37 PM 13 May 2011
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phen phen is meth. not the weight loss drug.People think my DJ name is Phen Phen a lot when i tell them its FEFFEN!.
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:39 PM 13 May 2011
lol i found out years after adopting my dj name that bezzle i street slang for meth and extacy in different places
DJ Dac
6:57 PM 13 May 2011
well i would rather have that, i googled my name and apparently there is a crossdresser in san deigo that has a dj dac myspace page...
ChelseaJoanne
7:20 PM 13 May 2011
Yooo! If any of you read this, and are bored, check out my blog (there's two, but they both say the same thing xD)
It would be awesome if you could like, send them on to friends, who could comment and read them etc,
It's just that I need to write a blog for my Journalism portfolio, so I'm trying to send it to everyone!
I only have 5 posts at the moment, but I plan to write in it everyday!
chelseanews01.wordpress.com
chelseanews01.blogspot.com
It would be awesome if you could like, send them on to friends, who could comment and read them etc,
It's just that I need to write a blog for my Journalism portfolio, so I'm trying to send it to everyone!
I only have 5 posts at the moment, but I plan to write in it everyday!
chelseanews01.wordpress.com
chelseanews01.blogspot.com
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:26 PM 13 May 2011
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Yooo! If any of you read this, and are bored, check out my blog (there's two, but they both say the same thing xD)It would be awesome if you could like, send them on to friends, who could comment and read them etc,
It's just that I need to write a blog for my Journalism portfolio, so I'm trying to send it to everyone!
I only have 5 posts at the moment, but I plan to write in it everyday!
chelseanews01.wordpress.com
chelseanews01.blogspot.com
any pics? lol
DJ Young Herrera
7:38 PM 13 May 2011
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Yooo! If any of you read this, and are bored, check out my blog (there's two, but they both say the same thing xD)It would be awesome if you could like, send them on to friends, who could comment and read them etc,
It's just that I need to write a blog for my Journalism portfolio, so I'm trying to send it to everyone!
I only have 5 posts at the moment, but I plan to write in it everyday!
chelseanews01.wordpress.com
chelseanews01.blogspot.com
Are you a DJ? Are you hot?
DJ Dac
8:06 PM 13 May 2011
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hahahaha its u really dac, isn't it.lulz
sigh... apparently my former life has caught up with me...
ChelseaJoanne
9:51 PM 14 May 2011
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Yooo! If any of you read this, and are bored, check out my blog (there's two, but they both say the same thing xD)It would be awesome if you could like, send them on to friends, who could comment and read them etc,
It's just that I need to write a blog for my Journalism portfolio, so I'm trying to send it to everyone!
I only have 5 posts at the moment, but I plan to write in it everyday!
chelseanews01.wordpress.com
chelseanews01.blogspot.com
Are you a DJ? Are you hot?
Um, no I'm not a DJ, sorry. But I'm gonna start talking about songs and stuff, and I don't know if I'm hot? aha. And, I take pictures of other people, so I don't have any of myself, sorry :( x
djbanno
12:24 AM 16 May 2011
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:43 PM 16 May 2011
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I don't know if I'm hot? aha. And, I take pictures of other people, so I don't have any of myself, sorry :( x
Ive been on the interwebs long enough to know that means its a dude (NH!!!)
FunkyRob
6:01 PM 16 May 2011
damn, that's messed up.
Apparently somebody in Inglewood didn't want to be taught how to dougie.
Apparently somebody in Inglewood didn't want to be taught how to dougie.
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:06 PM 16 May 2011
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damn, that's messed up.Apparently somebody in Inglewood didn't want to be taught how to dougie.
the dougy guy got killed in a drive by and uncle lukes running for a political office....ya we're in the endtimes
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
12:48 AM 17 May 2011
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We NEVER get any Hot chicks on here...Theres been a few.
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Pics or it neva happaned...
djchope
8:27 PM 28 May 2011
wow! i've been in this forum since i was 15-16 im 20 now..
i just realize yall were right about women.....dang i turned out to be a big player LOL!
i just realize yall were right about women.....dang i turned out to be a big player LOL!
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:40 PM 1 June 2011
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wow! i've been in this forum since i was 15-16 im 20 now..i just realize yall were right about women.....dang i turned out to be a big player LOL!
lol I KNEW id be on this forum long enough to call you out on that shit...
serato.com
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a relationship without sex is like dinner without food!!!!!!My girlfriend and i have been together for about 1.5 ish. years, no sex (mainly i guess because of our age i guess). I get the whole sex part, we all wanted thats for sure (with the opposite sex), but i don't know...i don't want to have sex with a bunch of girls..the reason is that i feel that im disrespecting (playa hating) on the guy who is going to marry her (the girl i have sex with). If i do marry somone one (a girl) she has to be a V.
djchope
8:53 PM 1 June 2011
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im man enough to admit i was a little dumb back then OK
LOL this is too funny
im man enough to admit i was a little dumb back then OK
LOL this is too funny
Free Man
9:30 PM 1 June 2011
Why are people who are ass holes usually the first ones to get butt hurt?
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:44 PM 1 June 2011
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Why are people who are ass holes usually the first ones to get butt hurt?because We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
DJ TOGTFO
10:36 PM 2 June 2011
For you club DJs, Has anyone in here ever had the feeling that you just played the perfect set? I've been chasing that feeling for 10 years now and can't even recall one time where I truly felt I played the perfect set. I feel that I have gotten close, but I can always recall that one bad mix, or an missed opportunity to play the perfect song.
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:38 PM 2 June 2011
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For you club DJs, Has anyone in here ever had the feeling that you just played the perfect set? I've been chasing that feeling for 10 years now and can't even recall one time where I truly felt I played the perfect set. I feel that I have gotten close, but I can always recall that one bad mix, or an missed opportunity to play the perfect song.i have....the feeling that is, odds are it was far from perfect butit seemed perfect to me...gotta love alcohol
djchope
11:00 AM 6 June 2011
wooh! what a weekend. dj'ing, music,alcohol and girls lots of girls.
enjoying my youth-ness haha
enjoying my youth-ness haha
Dj-M.Bezzle
1:24 PM 6 June 2011
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wooh! what a weekend. dj'ing, music,alcohol and girls lots of girls.enjoying my youth-ness haha
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wow! i've been in this forum since i was 15-16 im 20 now..i just realize yall were right about women.....dang i turned out to be a big player LOL!
lol I KNEW id be on this forum long enough to call you out on that shit...
serato.com
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a relationship without sex is like dinner without food!!!!!!My girlfriend and i have been together for about 1.5 ish. years, no sex (mainly i guess because of our age i guess). I get the whole sex part, we all wanted thats for sure (with the opposite sex), but i don't know...i don't want to have sex with a bunch of girls..the reason is that i feel that im disrespecting (playa hating) on the guy who is going to marry her (the girl i have sex with). If i do marry somone one (a girl) she has to be a V.
one more time for posterity
Dj.Mojo
1:44 PM 6 June 2011
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wooh! what a weekend. dj'ing, music,alcohol and girls lots of girls.enjoying my youth-ness haha
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Mojo:I am 28. Waiting till marriage until I will have sex. Save your virginity for Jesus!DjChope: Yes brother! also my girlfriend said "Hell NO!" so thats a no for me till marriage. hahah i cool with that. (no whipped)
DJ metaphor
1:55 PM 6 June 2011
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For you club DJs, Has anyone in here ever had the feeling that you just played the perfect set? I've been chasing that feeling for 10 years now and can't even recall one time where I truly felt I played the perfect set. I feel that I have gotten close, but I can always recall that one bad mix, or an missed opportunity to play the perfect song.I know that i certainly havn't.
I was talking to another DJ the other day who CLAIMS that he never has made a mistake... ever... So i'm like alright MR perfect DJ. bust a mix, and i load up two songs (with intros) on serato. TOTAL TRAINWRECK. I was like there was your first mistake bro! hahaha
djchope
5:39 AM 7 June 2011
i swear i changed big time. Since i turned 20 this year ive been living differently.
haha this forum changed me. Its crazy! seriously wow. this is normal, right? haha
haha this forum changed me. Its crazy! seriously wow. this is normal, right? haha
FlexyD
6:13 PM 7 June 2011
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Is it even possible to send private pictures of my junk via twitter?lmao
latindj
11:27 PM 7 June 2011
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One way to find out ;). lolzare you implying he should send some to you??? lol
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:30 AM 8 June 2011
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One way to find out ;). lolzare you implying he should send some to you??? lol
(NoWeiner)
Free Man
4:04 PM 10 June 2011
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i swear i changed big time. Since i turned 20 this year ive been living differently.haha this forum changed me. Its crazy! seriously wow. this is normal, right? haha
Wow... if I did my life over, i'd be so much more of an ass...
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:06 PM 10 June 2011
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Wow... if I did my life over, i'd be so much more of an ass...if i could take it all back now i wouldnt\
I would have done more shit they said that i shouldnt
Free Man
4:10 PM 10 June 2011
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Wow... if I did my life over, i'd be so much more of an ass...if i could take it all back now i wouldnt\
I would have done more shit they said that i shouldnt
that too... and I would have started a Trojan fan club.
djchope
7:09 PM 10 June 2011
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holy shit, to be 20 again.... ohh the dreams...haha any suggestions on what to do and what not to do..?
Free Man
8:11 PM 10 June 2011
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holy shit, to be 20 again.... ohh the dreams...haha any suggestions on what to do and what not to do..?
Never give out real name. Don't get a disease. Get a vasectomy. Don't drink too much cause you may cause regrets.
Free Man
8:18 PM 10 June 2011
Don't get a girlfriend, get 15 of them. that way one doesnt ware you out too much, they will always be happy to see you, and if one pisses you off, you can go out with 14 other chicks and give her plenty of time while still havin a good time yourself.
Limit the $$$ you spend on a chick. Instead spend it on yourself. That way you always get something out of it.
Limit the $$$ you spend on a chick. Instead spend it on yourself. That way you always get something out of it.
DJ Dac
8:21 PM 10 June 2011
bone every girl you can that doesn't have open sores, wrap it up, don't get herp or aids or a kid, everything else can be cured by a pill/shot. get fucked up all the time but keep your eye on the prize... and since your young go on as many crazy as road trips as you can. dont run up the credit cards, and now the best piece of advice, DON'T BE THE NICE GUY, they do finish last, you can be a nice guy later on when your not trying to bang hot sluts all day and looking for a real girlfriend/wife. you dont want to marry someone who likes to be shit all over... it will be fun at first but bad news bears later on..
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:24 PM 10 June 2011
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bone every girl you can that doesn't have open sores, wrap it up, don't get herp or aids or a kid, everything else can be cured by a pill/shot. get fucked up all the time but keep your eye on the prize... and since your young go on as many crazy as road trips as you can. dont run up the credit cards, and now the best piece of advice, DON'T BE THE NICE GUY, they do finish last, you can be a nice guy later on when your not trying to bang hot sluts all day and looking for a real girlfriend/wife. you dont want to marry someone who likes to be shit all over... it will be fun at first but bad news bears later on..ALL ...OF.....THIIISSS!!!!! = TRUF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:25 PM 10 June 2011
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i love how every guys advice on here is to bang more chicks...because as you get older you look back and say realise that you were CHOOSING not to bang them when you were young and they were in prime banging condition VS all the preowned low price ones you get stuck with later lol
Free Man
8:33 PM 10 June 2011
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i love how every guys advice on here is to bang more chicks...because as you get older you look back and say realise that you were CHOOSING not to bang them when you were young and they were in prime banging condition VS all the preowned low price ones you get stuck with later lol
And if you're stuck with one, and she is pissed off and annoying... you'll wish you were still out doin your thing...
only go for hott ones though. and beware, they will try to play you too... players dont get played... remember that
DJ Dac
8:59 PM 10 June 2011
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And if you're stuck with one, and she is pissed off and annoying... yodont hold out only for the hot ones, the mediocre ones are fine... if you hold out for all the hot ones only then you will be pissed off like bezzle and me... haha
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:10 PM 10 June 2011
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And if you're stuck with one, and she is pissed off and annoying... yodont hold out only for the hot ones, the mediocre ones are fine... if you hold out for all the hot ones only then you will be pissed off like bezzle and me... haha
truth, when you look back at it, hot or not their all just numbers anyway lol
d:raf
3:20 AM 17 June 2011
I played Dillinja's "The Angels Fell" in an old church-turned-club last week... have I inadvertently blasphemed?
Nicky Blunt
4:28 AM 18 June 2011
^^^ One of my all time fave drum & bass jawns!!!!
I fuckin love that track, Used to open with it for about a year!!!! Bladerunner was such a huge influence on Carl's (Dillinja's) music.
May have to dust off a few of the old dnb pieces & bang out a mix!
I fuckin love that track, Used to open with it for about a year!!!! Bladerunner was such a huge influence on Carl's (Dillinja's) music.
May have to dust off a few of the old dnb pieces & bang out a mix!
d:raf
5:13 AM 18 June 2011
'Tis a track I never tire of... Platinum Breakz was one of my sherpas into the harder side of dnb; both the album (and that track in particular) helped bridge the gap between the atmospheric & techstep sounds for me :).
So wait... you're not Nicky Blackmarket are you?
So wait... you're not Nicky Blackmarket are you?
DJ Sniffles
8:38 AM 18 June 2011
Random thought.... Every time she's ragging, she wants it in the ass.
a) how many people have been there?
b) who gives a shit?
a) how many people have been there?
b) who gives a shit?
djchope
9:48 AM 18 June 2011
just got home! open up for Q Bert and the Kracker Nuttz. what an awesome night!
djchope
3:13 AM 21 June 2011
....learn to control your pee pee your not going to get sex every time YOU feel like it lol real talk
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:30 PM 23 June 2011
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....learn to control your pee pee your not going to get sex every time YOU feel like it lol real talksays who??
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:30 PM 23 June 2011
if a muppet had an abortion would whats lest resemble a cotton ball?
Free Man
11:14 PM 8 July 2011
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im bored.damn... friday afternoon? what are you doing tonight?
DJ Dac
11:52 PM 8 July 2011
me too. This is the first Friday in a long time that i haven't been busy at work, normal friday afternoons I'm slammed and get out late...
Free Man
11:57 PM 8 July 2011
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me too. This is the first Friday in a long time that i haven't been busy at work, normal friday afternoons I'm slammed and get out late...i'm counting down the time till i leave (work) for the weekend... that cant seem to come fast enough
djchope
11:09 PM 9 July 2011
i started my weekend thursdays! even though i dj tonight im still partying after yeah yeah!
Free Man
1:37 AM 10 July 2011
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i started my weekend thursdays! even though i dj tonight im still partying after yeah yeah!I miss DJ'n almost every night... seemed like the weekend never ended... I need to get that started again!
DJ Dac
6:32 PM 11 July 2011
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i started my weekend thursdays! even though i dj tonight im still partying after yeah yeah!I miss DJ'n almost every night... seemed like the weekend never ended... I need to get that started again!
i don't miss every friday/sat night, it sucked not having any time off with my 9-5, im happy to do the occasional mobile now. also drunk bitches REALLY piss me off now...
Free Man
10:10 PM 11 July 2011
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im bored again. killer weekend.damn! what did you do over the weekend?
Free Man
11:22 PM 11 July 2011
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i think i need to take a slightly suggestive avatar pic...N/H
RAYSH
11:33 AM 12 July 2011
random thought - crooklyn clan search is a joke, you type in anything and get a million results
djchope
3:15 AM 14 July 2011
we were.........and then all of a sudden she started speaking french, better yet screaming certain french words. best night eva.
djchope
11:12 AM 15 July 2011
just got home at 6am. 8 shots and a redbull did it for me tonight, like hell yeah!
RAYSH
3:49 AM 18 July 2011
just checked the australian radio playlists and they haven't updated their shit in 2 weeks
DJ Dac
6:24 PM 19 July 2011
work is buying lunch today, so apparently we are getting chiploltle, to bad half of us ate there yesterday, we were promised pizza and wings!!!
Free Man
7:20 PM 19 July 2011
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i am hungry. gettin thai foodI had Thai food today!! soooo good!
DJ Dac
11:11 PM 19 July 2011
why is dj forums down again... i want to look at pictures to make me feel good about my own setup...
DJ Dac
11:19 PM 19 July 2011
it makes me remember back when i would have a tape deck, ghetto cd player, half broken diskman and desktop computer all hooked to my radio shack mixer
Jesus Christ
12:05 AM 20 July 2011
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it makes me remember my last gig when i had a tape deck, ghetto cd player, half broken diskman and desktop computer all hooked to my radio shack mixerYou really should invest in new equipment.
DJ Dac
12:09 AM 20 July 2011
wow, that was a typo, i meant back in the day... but im tempted to break out a tape deck and go old school and lightly press the fast forward button a bit to get the pitch to change
DJ Dac
12:09 AM 20 July 2011
oh son of a bitch, i didnt even read my own post... im going home, talk to you fools tomorrow...
DJ Dac
10:18 PM 20 July 2011
ENTERTAINING MYSELFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so i keep getting drop outs.. sixxx any fixes? i need something useful damn it!
Free Man
11:33 PM 20 July 2011
Just got a drink of water...
1st thought: it's crazy that you can swim in this stuff
2nd thought... beer... liquor... if i had enough i could swim in that too.
n/m
1st thought: it's crazy that you can swim in this stuff
2nd thought... beer... liquor... if i had enough i could swim in that too.
n/m
latindj
11:50 PM 20 July 2011
wonder how much longer before the sack hits the water? damn I'm getting old...
DJ Shady Lady
11:52 PM 20 July 2011
hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?
latindj
11:57 PM 20 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?yeah, we all do in the womb before we're born...
latindj
11:58 PM 20 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?yeah, we all do in the womb before we're born...
and some weirdos even give birth in the bath tub so they can see their kid breathing water in the tub for a few minutes before gettin' slapped in the ass...
DJ Dac
11:59 PM 20 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?yeah, we all do in the womb before we're born...
and some weirdos even give birth in the bath tub so they can see their kid breathing water in the tub for a few minutes before gettin' slapped in the ass...
i was flipping through skinamax one night and came across ricky lake giving birth in a pool, the second i clicked on it she popped a baby out, things i can never unsee...
latindj
12:01 AM 21 July 2011
^you must flush your eyes with peroxide for 10 minutes while saying 100 Our Father Jazzy Jeff's...
Free Man
12:11 AM 21 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?yeah, we all do in the womb before we're born...
and some weirdos even give birth in the bath tub so they can see their kid breathing water in the tub for a few minutes before gettin' slapped in the ass...
they are still getting oxygen from the cord. still seems like a odd thing to do...
Daktyl
5:00 AM 21 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?liquid oxygen... it's been tested by navy seals and it works. Crazy world we live in these days...
Free Man
5:01 AM 21 July 2011
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hey isnt there some weird thing where humans can breathe water like in abyss?liquid oxygen... it's been tested by navy seals and it works. Crazy world we live in these days...
really? without freezing lungs?
Daktyl
6:07 AM 21 July 2011
well, not ACTUAL liquid oxygen lol... but a liquid fluorocarbon that is enriched with oxygen.
www.independent.co.uk
it's been experimented with since the 60's or 70's in mice and other animals. the SEALs tested it in the 80's... more recently they've been using it to treat premature babies whose lungs haven't developed fully yet.
patents.justia.com
this is the guy behind a lot of the research:
www.temple.edu(shaffer%20TH%5Bau%5D%20Temple%20University%5Baffiliation%5D)OR(shaffer%20TH%5Bau%5D%20dupont%5Baffiliation%5D)
There was also a patent filed for a SCUBA suit that utilizes perfluorocarbons, but I couldn't find a link to that...
More reading if you really wanna know about it:
www.mindspring.com
It's not without problems and not commercially available yet, but it does exist.
www.independent.co.uk
it's been experimented with since the 60's or 70's in mice and other animals. the SEALs tested it in the 80's... more recently they've been using it to treat premature babies whose lungs haven't developed fully yet.
patents.justia.com
this is the guy behind a lot of the research:
www.temple.edu(shaffer%20TH%5Bau%5D%20Temple%20University%5Baffiliation%5D)OR(shaffer%20TH%5Bau%5D%20dupont%5Baffiliation%5D)
There was also a patent filed for a SCUBA suit that utilizes perfluorocarbons, but I couldn't find a link to that...
More reading if you really wanna know about it:
www.mindspring.com
It's not without problems and not commercially available yet, but it does exist.
DJ Dac
8:34 PM 21 July 2011
some f-bag just stole my credit card number, good job chase putting a stop to that super quick...
rshrikha
5:02 PM 22 July 2011
soundcloud.com
Common - Start the Show (inst)
Dirty Art Club - Napalm Skyline
Stefano Torossi - Running Fast
Q-Tip - Move
Electrice Wire Hustle - That You Steve
J Dilla - Last Donut of the Night
Marvin Gaye - Got to Give it Up
Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
J Dilla - Two Can Win
Flying Lotus - Fall in Love
Beat Konducta - Get it Right
Raekwon - Piss in the Shark Tank
Marvin Gaye - American Dreaming
Bobby "Blue" Bland - Ain't No Love
Jay-Z - Heart of the City
Madlib - Pyramids
Nas - Nas is Like
J Dilla - Throwback (inst)
Are You My Woman - The Chi-Lites
Jackson 5 - We're Almost There
Common - Break My Heart (inst)
Madlib - SLim's Revenge
Kanye - Lord Lord Lord (ft Mos Def)
Gil Scott Heron - Home is Where the Heart Is
Common - Be (intro)
J Dilla - Runnin' (inst)
Wu Tang - CREAM
Zapp & Roger - It's Gonna Be Alright
2Pac - Keep Your Head Up
Freda Payne - I Get High
Styles P - Good Times
J Dilla - Light My Fire
Kanye & Jay-Z - Otis
Common - Start the Show (inst)
Dirty Art Club - Napalm Skyline
Stefano Torossi - Running Fast
Q-Tip - Move
Electrice Wire Hustle - That You Steve
J Dilla - Last Donut of the Night
Marvin Gaye - Got to Give it Up
Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
J Dilla - Two Can Win
Flying Lotus - Fall in Love
Beat Konducta - Get it Right
Raekwon - Piss in the Shark Tank
Marvin Gaye - American Dreaming
Bobby "Blue" Bland - Ain't No Love
Jay-Z - Heart of the City
Madlib - Pyramids
Nas - Nas is Like
J Dilla - Throwback (inst)
Are You My Woman - The Chi-Lites
Jackson 5 - We're Almost There
Common - Break My Heart (inst)
Madlib - SLim's Revenge
Kanye - Lord Lord Lord (ft Mos Def)
Gil Scott Heron - Home is Where the Heart Is
Common - Be (intro)
J Dilla - Runnin' (inst)
Wu Tang - CREAM
Zapp & Roger - It's Gonna Be Alright
2Pac - Keep Your Head Up
Freda Payne - I Get High
Styles P - Good Times
J Dilla - Light My Fire
Kanye & Jay-Z - Otis
DJ Shady Lady
7:22 PM 22 July 2011
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some f-bag just stole my credit card number, good job chase putting a stop to that super quick...amex did that for me too
Free Man
12:59 AM 23 July 2011
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hungry AGAINstarving... heard that Thai food is amazing... I had salmon cooked in a banana leaf with a ton of curry. amazing...
FunkyRob
1:40 AM 23 July 2011
Demi Lovato has a new song called "skyscraper"
shouldn't it be called "armscraper"?
shouldn't it be called "armscraper"?
Jesus Christ
1:51 AM 23 July 2011
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Demi Lovato has a new song called "skyscraper"shouldn't it be called "armscraper"?
Too soon? LOL
Daktyl
2:02 AM 3 August 2011
I'm visiting with a friend in Denver and I can see the Beatport office out his window. I wanna break in with a stack of hard drives and rape their servers.....
FunkyRob
12:22 AM 4 August 2011
I have a feeling that Beatport probably don't have all those files located on-site.
Nicky Blunt
8:58 AM 4 August 2011
i have a feeling beatport has very little to offer me. i don't play 4 beat tracks.
Daktyl
1:37 AM 6 August 2011
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I have a feeling that Beatport probably don't have all those files located on-site.I have a feeling that you're right.
Nicky Blunt
1:58 PM 8 August 2011
Quit spamming, no one wants fake jordans. If we did we would be searching on ebay
djchriscruz
3:09 PM 8 August 2011
There have been a couple of spammers infiltrating the Serato forum today
Free Man
3:31 PM 8 August 2011
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Quit spamming, no one wants fake jordans. If we did we would be searching on ebay+1
Dj Farhan
8:05 PM 8 August 2011
in other news: i just found out i have a bone contusion in my left knee...;-/
anybody suffer from this before?
anybody suffer from this before?
Free Man
8:13 PM 8 August 2011
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in other news: i just found out i have a bone contusion in my left knee...;-/anybody suffer from this before?
what is that?
Free Man
8:39 PM 8 August 2011
What did you do? i've bruised a few bones... the worst was when i bruised 5 ribs... i hurt soooo bad.
Dj Farhan
8:53 PM 8 August 2011
was playingvball, went up for a block, came down and tried to turn quick. i guess the knee didnt follow. then 3/4 weeks later did it again, except while i was going up to hit.
Dj Farhan
8:53 PM 8 August 2011
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was playing vball, went up for a block, came down and tried to turn quick. i guess the knee didnt follow. then 3/4 weeks later did it again, except while i was going up to hit.fixed.
FunkyRob
2:05 AM 12 August 2011
Owning a gold album that was awarded to Mr. Mixx would be kind of cool.
cgi.ebay.com
I've always wondered if they are playable.
cgi.ebay.com
I've always wondered if they are playable.
DJ Dac
10:48 PM 18 August 2011
you dj so bad your dj booth hovers over the ocean... www.youtube.com view!
Free Man
10:50 PM 18 August 2011
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you dj so bad your dj booth hovers over the ocean... www.youtube.com view www.youtube.com view!You Dj so bad that your DJ Booth is in a dunk box, but people throw the balls at you!
Eric N
11:00 PM 18 August 2011
I work on the 20th floor of a high rise in Seattle. EVERY TIME I go outside to smoke, and get back in the elevator, there is somebody (not always the same person, a bunch of different people actually) who is taking the elevator to the 2nd floor. Slowing me down because they are too lazy to walk up ONE flight of stairs.
The ironic part? Guess who is on the 2nd floor?
Community Health Plan.
The ironic part? Guess who is on the 2nd floor?
Community Health Plan.
DJ Dac
11:28 PM 18 August 2011
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I work on the 20th floor of a high rise in Seattle. EVERY TIME I go outside to smoke, and get back in the elevator, there is somebody (not always the same person, a bunch of different people actually) who is taking the elevator to the 2nd floor. Slowing me down because they are too lazy to walk up ONE flight of stairs.The ironic part? Guess who is on the 2nd floor?
SAME THING at my office, we are close to a hospital so a bunch of docs have moved their personal offices to our building since its cheaper then renting space in the hospital, they are all on the second floor and they are always taking the elevator, THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR!!!, i have started making comments to whoever hits the 2nd floor button if they are not carrying something. some fat lady looked super annoyed when i was like, oh the second floor? was the stairs out of order? this is after we waited 2 minutes for the damn elevator to come down...
Community Health Plan.
d:raf
4:41 AM 19 August 2011
That's the most effective way to avoid having to deal with ridiculous requests that I've seen yet... lol
Nicky Blunt
2:43 PM 20 August 2011
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kinda badass actually
+1 bet he is on cdj's or needle skipping would be A HUGE ISSUE
d:raf
6:23 PM 20 August 2011
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+1 bet he is on cdj's or needle skipping would be A HUGE ISSUE
That sounds like an "eXtreme turntablism" kinda endeavor... I wish they had a better shot of the booth itself.
dj ask
4:49 AM 22 August 2011
besides in the music industry they tell you to "bend over" and it's up to you to keep your career the way they want it or hit the road. so yea very plausible to have the producers say "put your hands like this"..
Free Man
5:17 AM 22 August 2011
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That's the most effective way to avoid having to deal with ridiculous requests that I've seen yet... lol
lol...
imagine a dj booth with a trap door where if the DJ sucks they get dropped
Jesus Christ
8:31 PM 23 August 2011
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d:raf
8:55 PM 23 August 2011
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We provide the tunnel of love, the preferential benefit prick and the warm oraficeewwww...
djchope
10:18 PM 23 August 2011
is it me or these people selling lemonade are DUMB FUCKS!
if the police warned you that they CAN"T sell lemonade..DON"T act surprise when they arrest you
www.worldstarhiphop.com
people like that piss me off and make police look like they are evil
if the police warned you that they CAN"T sell lemonade..DON"T act surprise when they arrest you
www.worldstarhiphop.com
people like that piss me off and make police look like they are evil
d:raf
11:07 PM 23 August 2011
heh... the video even proves that it wasn't the fact that they were selling lemonade; it's that they were vending period. If they were giving it away for free they would have been fine.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:15 AM 24 August 2011
That was the perfect opportunity for someone to get tazed...
Boring.
Boring.
latindj
2:32 AM 24 August 2011
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mix master mike and q-bert are cuming in my booty#excited
Tmi. (nm)
DJ Dac
6:26 AM 24 August 2011
i think i finally hit my tolerance point for billy the exterminator...
dj ask
10:33 PM 25 August 2011
"I'm a real nigga, but not the type to spend my life in prison,
I am agnostic to the gods and mistrust forms of religion.
My way of livin' is based on pure reality,
Far much more than just a crack sellin' mentality. "
fixed =D
I am agnostic to the gods and mistrust forms of religion.
My way of livin' is based on pure reality,
Far much more than just a crack sellin' mentality. "
fixed =D
ninos
8:20 AM 26 August 2011
i wish my room was sound proofed. cause right now im just craving to go have a scratch session. im dying. to bad is 2:30 in the am and everyone is sleeping.
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6:30 PM 26 August 2011
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i wish my room was sound proofed. cause right now im just craving to go have a scratch session. im dying. to bad is 2:30 in the am and everyone is sleeping.headphones
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6:45 PM 26 August 2011
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i wish my room was sound proofed. cause right now im just craving to go have a wackoff session. im dying. to bad is 2:30 in the am and everyone is sleeping.TMI (nm)
latindj
11:57 PM 26 August 2011
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Why can't I find king size star wars sheets for my bed?just sew a couple togethere and wah la! ;-P
d:raf
12:31 AM 27 August 2011
Where in the hell did I put that stupid Logitech usb wireless receiver thingy???
DJ Dac
3:34 AM 27 August 2011
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Why can't I find king size star wars sheets for my bed?every time i get suckered into going to jo anne fabrics with my wife i always make her buy something fun to make me awesome pillow cases with, get some kick ass fabric and have your mom or gf make it for you
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:55 PM 29 August 2011
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Why can't I find king size star wars sheets for my bed?just sew a couple togethere and wah la! ;-P
answers.yahoo.com
DJ Shady Lady
8:18 PM 29 August 2011
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Why can't I find king size star wars sheets for my bed?+1000000000000
Chad S.
3:28 PM 30 August 2011
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Why can't I find king size star wars sheets for my bed?just sew a couple togethere and wah la! ;-P
answers.yahoo.com
bwahahaha. See, there is a market for them.
In other news, purple bananas.
echa1945mf
12:05 PM 1 September 2011
how come girls are offended by farts? cheesus its just basic human bodily function , do girls dont fart?
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
8:08 PM 1 September 2011
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how come girls are offended by farts? cheesus its just basic human bodily function , do girls dont fart?I'on know man...
I know (or knew) some chicks that could do the SILENT BUT DEADLY thing....
It would throw you way off guard, with them being all prissy and whatnot, but releasing the beast...
tehBEN
3:42 PM 2 September 2011
it smells like ass in the office, i think the cleaners used ass water last night.
echa1945mf
5:37 PM 2 September 2011
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how come girls are offended by farts? cheesus its just basic human bodily function , do girls dont fart?I'on know man...
I know (or knew) some chicks that could do the SILENT BUT DEADLY thing....
It would throw you way off guard, with them being all prissy and whatnot, but releasing the beast...
LMAO
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:11 PM 2 September 2011
If a girl freaks out because you fart drop her on the spot cause shell never let you put it in her ass
FunkyRob
2:51 AM 3 September 2011
Is it better to buy an SL2 + a smaller 10" mixer with midi buttons like the Denon or Vestax so I can have the usb 2.0 with 48 kHz, 24-bit audio.
Or.
Just get a TTM57SL that has the same sound quality of the SL1 that I already have + midi type controls and buttons & thingys.
Or......
Hold out and wait to see if Rane ever releases an improved version of the 57.
Or.
Just get a TTM57SL that has the same sound quality of the SL1 that I already have + midi type controls and buttons & thingys.
Or......
Hold out and wait to see if Rane ever releases an improved version of the 57.
d:raf
6:09 AM 5 September 2011
Is getting a 3rd party midi contoller and just using it with your SL1 an option?
Unrelated:
xkcd.com
Unrelated:
xkcd.com
DJ Dynamite - NJ
8:18 PM 5 September 2011
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Is getting a 3rd party midi contoller and just using it with your SL1 an option?I have the Akai LPD8 that I use with my SL1 when I do spots where I can't bring my TTM57. I Use it to control FX and on the fly looping
echa1945mf
8:55 AM 7 September 2011
just pick up an SL2 wooooop wooop loved how small it is , now i can travel more lite
ninos
2:30 PM 8 September 2011
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its been raining NONSTOP for the last 3 days, wtfi seriously like rain.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:13 PM 8 September 2011
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its been raining NONSTOP for the last 3 days, wtfThat's what I'M SAYIN...
Eric N
3:25 PM 8 September 2011
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its been raining NONSTOP for the last 3 days, wtfHaha, you would never want to move to Seattle if that's a big deal. The weather is actually nice the last couple of weeks, but we can go a weeks on end with every day being rainy.
Dj Farhan
3:32 PM 8 September 2011
just hate driving at night with all the drunk ppl getting out yknow what i mean. you can be safe but whose to say the person driving next to u isnt
Eric N
4:45 PM 8 September 2011
A DJ battle shouldn't have party rockers on 1200s going up against straight-electro DJs on CDs. That's like trying to compare a boat to a car lol.
Even worse when the "real" battle contestants have to sit through 9 CD DJs (none of whom scratched or trick mixed at all) before we could even get on.
/end rant
Even worse when the "real" battle contestants have to sit through 9 CD DJs (none of whom scratched or trick mixed at all) before we could even get on.
/end rant
Free Man
9:29 PM 8 September 2011
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its been raining NONSTOP for the last 3 days, wtfi seriously like rain.
Sun + Tan = Suntan
Jesus Christ
11:46 PM 8 September 2011
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Stop staring at me swanShampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Dj-M.Bezzle
3:16 PM 9 September 2011
its only running away if someone wants you to stay in the first place
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:09 PM 9 September 2011
i had 2 completley unrelated random thoughts yesterday,
1) would it be possible\enjoyable to shit in a weightless, floating enviroment
2) is there an app that will let me know what apartment complexes in my area are ungated and have pools
1) would it be possible\enjoyable to shit in a weightless, floating enviroment
2) is there an app that will let me know what apartment complexes in my area are ungated and have pools
djchope
2:51 AM 13 September 2011
am i the only one who likes lil b''s music?
lots of older folks don't :(
MEGATRONNNNN!
www.youtube.com view
lots of older folks don't :(
MEGATRONNNNN!
www.youtube.com view
DJ Dynamite - NJ
2:37 PM 16 September 2011
I'm so tired of that damn Party Rock Anthem. I didn't like it when I first heard it and now I really hate it
latindj
4:02 PM 16 September 2011
Party Rockers in the house tonight!
Damn, you must be getting old. I shake my Mexican ass everytime I hear that awesome tune!
/end sarcasm
Damn, you must be getting old. I shake my Mexican ass everytime I hear that awesome tune!
/end sarcasm
DJ Dac
4:58 PM 16 September 2011
i think they need about 15 more remixes of it until it really catches on...
DJ Dynamite - NJ
8:27 AM 17 September 2011
I just heard that damn Party Rock Anthem 4 times tonight within a 2 hour drive...on the same damn radio station
Free Man
3:30 PM 17 September 2011
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I just heard that damn Party Rock Anthem 4 times tonight within a 2 hour drive...on the same damn radio stationI swear sometimes that they have the song on repeat.
Dj Farhan
4:37 PM 17 September 2011
i have 40 tall lanky models in front of me doing fitting for our upcoming show. goddamn
Free Man
4:40 PM 17 September 2011
upcoming... that means the show hasnt happened yet... awesome! woo woo for round two
djchope
9:29 AM 18 September 2011
never drinking and mixing again, couldn't even beat-match. i did have a crap load of fun! wow!
Dj Farhan
9:07 PM 18 September 2011
took some behind the scenes pics of the fittings we did this past weekend for our upcoming Boston fashion week opening event: www.theemergingtrends.com
p.s. i am NOT a professional photographer, just took some shots to get the hype going. it was fun though!
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i like this one:
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i know, i am NOT taking up photography :P
p.s. i am NOT a professional photographer, just took some shots to get the hype going. it was fun though!
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i like this one:
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i know, i am NOT taking up photography :P
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:14 PM 18 September 2011
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i know, i am NOT taking up photography :P
Thank GAWD, as this is a male dominated site, and here you come with NO A*s shots...
Only, 1 HIP shot...
(NoSwimsuitEdition)
Free Man
10:17 PM 19 September 2011
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haha its a behind the scenes! :Pthat's what he's sayin... shoot from the hip to get the behind the scene pics
Free Man
12:09 AM 20 September 2011
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hahaor... just put it on video and record as you walk around
Free Man
12:11 AM 20 September 2011
lol, i'm just kidding...
I would try to get a few pics with the hottest chicks though
I would try to get a few pics with the hottest chicks though
echa1945mf
6:04 AM 22 September 2011
just ate the most delicious rabbits satay (skewered and barbequed) , and i get to cut the little bunny up myself
DJ Shady Lady
11:11 PM 23 September 2011
skrillex came in handy today. i killed a fly with the newest spin mag that hes on the cover of. whod'a thunk
Free Man
11:43 PM 23 September 2011
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Each time he's played a baby kitten gets killed.proactive way to stop strays
Jesus Christ
12:09 AM 24 September 2011
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Each time he's played a baby kitten gets killed.I guess I know what I'm loading my iPod with this weekend.
DJDDT
1:04 AM 24 September 2011
My wife's mad about me farting...I don't say shit when she goes through her gaseous rants!
Free Man
9:18 PM 26 September 2011
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My wife's mad about me farting...I don't say shit when she goes through her gaseous rants!My 16 month old son farted yesterday... I told my wife he got that from her side of the family...
She got pissed... I told her that I never farted before i married her and ate her or her mom's food...
she started swingin her fists... lol
Dj Farhan
4:14 PM 27 September 2011
just heard that the NEW IPHONE 5 IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK! PERFECT BDAY GIFT FOR MOI! :D
Daktyl
1:37 PM 28 September 2011
I hate that every youtube clip now has a commercial at the start....
DJ Dac
5:25 PM 28 September 2011
could i roll up in jeans tshirt, (it would be a classy funny walmart screen print) and my camel? the camel is good times
FunkyRob
5:12 PM 30 September 2011
That's the longest TOS agreement I think I've ever seen.
I've never read the scratchlive one either.
I've never read the scratchlive one either.
FunkyRob
6:15 PM 20 October 2011
Looking through the new Pottery Barn catalogs that will hit the mail soon and still puzzled why they don't have any pottery in there.
Daktyl
11:02 AM 9 November 2011
If I put a stylus on a chain, do I get points for giving my girl a "diamond necklace"?
DJ Dynamite - NJ
4:18 PM 9 November 2011
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If I put a stylus on a chain, do I get points for giving my girl a "diamond necklace"?sounds about right
Free Man
7:36 PM 9 November 2011
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If I put a stylus on a chain, do I get points for giving my girl a "diamond necklace"?awesome!
latindj
3:24 AM 10 November 2011
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If I put a mayo on a chain, do I get points for giving my girl a "pearl necklace"?not really...let me know if you want me to give her the real deal...
DJ Dac
11:28 PM 14 November 2011
apparently i have spent to much time surfing the web at work today, i was just asked, why are you so quiet overthere? me:im working. coworker: on what? your never this quiet, its like i dont know you anymore...
FunkyRob
12:14 AM 15 November 2011
If a camel were to wear some tight pants, would it get a camel toe?
DJ Dac
12:32 AM 15 November 2011
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If a camel were to wear some tight pants, would it get a camel toe?if a male moose wore tight pants would he get moose knuckle?
tehBEN
6:19 AM 17 November 2011
This stop online piracy act is nuts. The US-Government will start filtering content and █████ this is ███ why does ███ need censorship? It's a bunch of bull, if ████ is allowed to ███ then why █████ content.
tehBEN
7:48 AM 17 November 2011
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Jesus Christ
8:32 AM 17 November 2011
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[The contents of this post have been blocked in your country in accordance to H.R.3261]LOL
DJ Dynamite - NJ
4:28 PM 17 November 2011
You can easily fight the government content filtering. Just sign this petition [link removed]
Daktyl
12:40 AM 18 November 2011
sometimes you hear a mix that's so TIGHT it makes you wanna go and practice right away... Today I heard a mix that was so dreadfully HORRIBLE I felt the need to go and practice right away... (no it wasn't my mix lol)
echa1945mf
7:05 PM 9 December 2011
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www.huffingtonpost.comseriously T_T how the hell a person accidentally walks into a plane propeller
Daktyl
10:47 PM 9 December 2011
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I considered it the ultimate blonde joke...OoOOooHHh!!! Look at the pretty lights......kchnnnkkkkk!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
FunkyRob
12:47 AM 10 December 2011
So Qbert did a little showcase at the San Francisco airport last week. Surprised that he used a Pioneer 909 mixer and 2 Stanton 150 decks.
I thought for sure that he'd have some Vestax gear.
I thought for sure that he'd have some Vestax gear.
echa1945mf
7:22 PM 10 December 2011
pretty hyped to warm up for some excellent talent this month, one of em are Tydi and ian carey
d:raf
1:16 AM 27 December 2011
When hard drives took up more space than the number of records you could fit on 'em: www.retronaut.co
Free Man
3:58 PM 27 December 2011
i wish B.O. was visable... at least in hopes that people would put more effort in not sharing their stank
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
10:01 PM 7 January 2012
And just that fast, I wiped out that Flash Drive....
Damn GHOST...
I'm just glad I JUST happened to back up that drive and have DataGetBack...
Such a n00b move...
Damn GHOST...
I'm just glad I JUST happened to back up that drive and have DataGetBack...
Such a n00b move...
djcrap
5:18 PM 12 January 2012
If women have eggs and milk inside them. I wonder how much battering it would take to make an omelette!:)
djcrap
5:20 PM 12 January 2012
A priest lost his hen & asked during mass."Anyone got a cock?" All men stood up.He said again "I mean anyone seen a cock?" All women stood up.He said again " I meant has anyone seen my cock? ALL NUNS stoodu up!
HA HA AMEN SISTER! i
HA HA AMEN SISTER! i
djcrap
9:04 PM 12 January 2012
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A priest lost his cock & asked during mass."Anyone got a cock?" All men stood up.He said again "I mean anyone seen a cock?" All women stood up.He said again " I meant has anyone seen my cock? ALL NUNS stoodu up!HA HA AMEN SISTER! i
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latindj knows all about cocks (NM)fixed...hahhahahaha (Nm)
latindj
11:50 PM 12 January 2012
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A priest lost his rooster & asked during mass."Anyone got a cock?" All men stood up.He said again "I mean anyone seen a cock?" All women stood up.He said again " I meant has anyone seen my cock? ALL NUNS stoodu up!HA HA AMEN SISTER! i
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latindj knows all about chickens (NM)fixed (for real)...hahhahahaha (Nm)
D.J.Manhattan
6:49 PM 17 January 2012
The only spanish I learned last year is this "Jonny la henta este me loca"
djcrap
3:23 AM 18 January 2012
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Wait a minute that's how all debates in this off topic thread on serato forum are......lol
Wait a minute that's how all debates in this off topic thread on serato forum are......lol
Free Man
3:08 PM 18 January 2012
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Do not argue with the govt. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Wait a minute that's how all political debates are......lol
god bless america...
D.J.Manhattan
6:02 PM 18 January 2012
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Do not argue with the govt. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Wait a minute that's how all political debates are......lol
god bless america...
God bless North Korea
djcrap
6:47 PM 18 January 2012
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Do not argue with the govt. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Wait a minute that's how all political debates are......lol
god bless america...
God bless North Korea
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
djcrap
11:30 PM 28 January 2012
Q1.In which battle did Napoleon die?
ans: His Last Battle
Q2.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
ans: At the bottom of the page
Q3.River Nile flows in which state?
ans:Liquid
Q4.What is the main reason for failure?
ans:Exams
Q5.What can you never eat for breakfast?
ans:Lunch & Dinner
Q6.What is the main reason for divorce?
ans:Marriage
Q7.What looks like half an apple?
ans: The other half
Q8.How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
ans:No problem,he sleeps at night.
Q9.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand,what would you have?
ans:Very Large Hands
Q10.If it took 8men 10hours to build a wall,how long would it take 4men to build it?
ans:No time at all,the wall is already built.
Q11.Given that 3*2 = 6. what is 2*3=??
ans:Teacher your playing with my mind!! 3*2=6 so 2*3 = 9!! you just inverting figures!!
ans: His Last Battle
Q2.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
ans: At the bottom of the page
Q3.River Nile flows in which state?
ans:Liquid
Q4.What is the main reason for failure?
ans:Exams
Q5.What can you never eat for breakfast?
ans:Lunch & Dinner
Q6.What is the main reason for divorce?
ans:Marriage
Q7.What looks like half an apple?
ans: The other half
Q8.How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
ans:No problem,he sleeps at night.
Q9.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand,what would you have?
ans:Very Large Hands
Q10.If it took 8men 10hours to build a wall,how long would it take 4men to build it?
ans:No time at all,the wall is already built.
Q11.Given that 3*2 = 6. what is 2*3=??
ans:Teacher your playing with my mind!! 3*2=6 so 2*3 = 9!! you just inverting figures!!
latindj
7:52 AM 29 January 2012
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Q1.In which battle did Napoleon die?ans: His Last Battle
ugh, wrong. he didn't die in his last battle...he was imprisoned by the British where he is rumored to have died of stomach cancer...
FunkyRob
7:08 PM 2 February 2012
Working on a mailing list and came across a guy named Drake Sacks, for a second I thought his name was Drake Sucks.
latindj
7:26 PM 2 February 2012
why do women always have one boob that's slightly bigger than the other??? There's the stud boob, then there's the runt...
djcrap
12:09 AM 3 February 2012
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why do women always have one boob that's slightly bigger than the other??? There's the stud boob, then there's the runt...that's like asking if your rich handed or vice verser .... why is your right hand or leg stronger than your left hand or left leg
djcrap
12:11 AM 3 February 2012
^^^^^^^^^ f*************k a auto correct!
rich handed = right handed
rich handed = right handed
djcrap
12:11 AM 3 February 2012
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why do women always have one boob that's slightly bigger than the other??? There's the stud boob, then there's the runt...that's like asking if your rich handed or vice verser .... why is your right hand or leg stronger than your left hand or left leg
djcrap
12:17 AM 3 February 2012
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
d:raf
6:05 AM 11 February 2012
I got a used hard drive at the pawn shop; all of the previous owner's info was still on it.
I looked at her music folder... hundreds and hundreds of 96k mp3 files.
I feel like I should scrub my computer.
I looked at her music folder... hundreds and hundreds of 96k mp3 files.
I feel like I should scrub my computer.
d:raf
6:13 AM 11 February 2012
lolz... Run DMC's "Rapper's Delight" is in there.
I smell Limewire...
I smell Limewire...
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
10:57 AM 11 February 2012
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I got a used hard drive at the pawn shop; all of the previous owner's info was still on it.OMG...Why would you EVER buy a PRE-OWNED HD?
Just askin....
d:raf
6:02 PM 11 February 2012
I wanted the external case and it was only $20. lol
The HD in it was a 40 gig Maxtor... completely useless except for being nosy.
The HD in it was a 40 gig Maxtor... completely useless except for being nosy.
Jesus Christ
6:48 PM 11 February 2012
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I wanted the external case and it was only $20. lolThe HD in it was a 40 gig Maxtor... completely useless except for being nosy.
post the pics that were on it.
d:raf
7:08 PM 11 February 2012
The pics/movies really weren't much to write home about... only two really terrible 30 second downloaded porn clips (that weren't corrupted) and zero n00d shots. I think I met the girl who owned it in the club a couple of times long ago... she seemed like a 96k'er.
I deleted all that stuff and set it up as a caseless "emergency system boot" drive in case I have a catastrophe on my old Imac G5... that's about all 40 gigs is good for.
I deleted all that stuff and set it up as a caseless "emergency system boot" drive in case I have a catastrophe on my old Imac G5... that's about all 40 gigs is good for.
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