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Things you thought would be cool but......
Caramac
12:35 PM 13 December 2007
......were actually pretty dire.
1 / Went to a strip club once. It was actually pretty boring. We must have went after one show and it's cool because there are a shed load of fit birds in next to nothing but it's cack because all they want to do is dip in your pocket in return for a little lap grind. I mean I can go to a regular club and get a girl to grind on me for free. Fuck paying for it.
2 / That one girl you always wanted that would date the bad guy after before you. You end up out on a date with her and can see by the 2nd drink why she's constantly single.
3 / Shelltoes - What is it with Adidas and all their wierd sizes. Them shits is either too small or too tight and nowhere in England seems to do half sizes.
4 / The girl that comes round but stinks. You chat on the phone for ages and it's already carved in stone that you are going to mash her down proper when she walks through the door. You do your situps. Bathe throw on the lucky boxers, shove your pornos and your trainers under the bed open the door and think what the fuck is that smell. You then spend all night trying to talk her out of the piping you spent all week talking her into.
Feel free to add on.
1 / Went to a strip club once. It was actually pretty boring. We must have went after one show and it's cool because there are a shed load of fit birds in next to nothing but it's cack because all they want to do is dip in your pocket in return for a little lap grind. I mean I can go to a regular club and get a girl to grind on me for free. Fuck paying for it.
2 / That one girl you always wanted that would date the bad guy after before you. You end up out on a date with her and can see by the 2nd drink why she's constantly single.
3 / Shelltoes - What is it with Adidas and all their wierd sizes. Them shits is either too small or too tight and nowhere in England seems to do half sizes.
4 / The girl that comes round but stinks. You chat on the phone for ages and it's already carved in stone that you are going to mash her down proper when she walks through the door. You do your situps. Bathe throw on the lucky boxers, shove your pornos and your trainers under the bed open the door and think what the fuck is that smell. You then spend all night trying to talk her out of the piping you spent all week talking her into.
Feel free to add on.
DJ Young Herrera
2:06 PM 13 December 2007
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this is too much like "Grinds my gears" thread. unsubscribes.
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