pumped a fat chick tonight. told her i love her and shit. its going to take a lot of maneuvering to get myself out of this. i need an edit button for life.

ha ha ha!

Edit for life button!

Good one!

Question how fat?

Like rosanne barr fat or maybee just queen latifa? (the queen is hot tho, well sometimes)

HAHAHAHA!

Even when you're not <b>at</b> Union Cattle you're working <b>on</b> the cattle! Or is that in?

Just tell her you're a vegetarian. She'll know it was never meant to be.

Damnit, edit button needed here, that's for sure . . .

Even when you're not at Union Cattle you're working on the cattle! Or is that in?

Ha ha ha.

I agree with Nicky. Faith Evans, Queen Latifah type fat is ok.

How fat was she?

I bet she was called mushu! For all the futurama fans!

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the suit was ugly......
Whale Biologist!

Everybody has gone "hoggin" once in their life (Except Tiggo, or so he says lol) but the I love you part? Come on now man. hahahaha. Gods speed homey

this belongs in the confessions thread!

Lol nah not a fat bird but a smelly one.

Well almost. She started trying to order me about like we were married so I sent her packing. Lol.

LOL, this is hilarious!

Fat chicks are like old mini-bikes; you can fix 'em up and ride all day. Just don't let your friends catch you on it.

^^lol

NEVER! ahahaha...Ive tapped about 15 chicks and not a single one has been less then a 7 or more then 130. :) I pride myself on that. and when I say that, only 3 were when I was completely shit faced and I had validation I didnt have on my beer/booze goggles.

Honestly If I ever got wasted and woke up next to a "category pig" I really would have to see a psychiatrist. (sp)

Lol. I get the pretty psycho's.

Dude your in LA...

If it had been East of the Mississippi you could have got a pass.

It is 24 degrees right now in Detroit with a dusting of snow and I woke up this morning to a chilly house. It would have been nice to snuggle up with a "Big Un" last night for some heat.

This is BIG GIRL weather in the cold States, they are at Premium now.

LOL @psychiatrist. All I have to say is "Big girls need love too!!" :x

See for some reason I got this notion that fat girls got stink puss. I HATE stink puss. Its like even some hot skinny girls got it sometimes, so I feel as though 9 outta 10 fatties def will have it at ALL times.
Granted there is no way in hell I would ever dine out on a fat girl, but still if the deed is done and afterwards I can stink myself then i dont know what I would do.

can someone verify that fat girls arent stanky as I think they are?

Also, I am not a fan of the wide gap. To me, I would think Big Girls = Big Vagina. That is also a heavy (no pun) factor in why I stay away. hahaha

tig you got it all wring man fat girls go the extra mile to please you as they are just gratefull for gettin some!!!!!

ha ha ha

wring = wrong

....and they'll cook you a nice breakfast in the morning! lol

Not going to lie Tiggo I've gone hoggin a couple times (desperate times call for desperate measures) and I can honestly say that all that you think is a misconception. I've had skinny girls who smell WAY worse that the couple fat chick i've banged. Same with the gap.

mr allenbina how come you have not answered how fat!

I reckon its more roseanne that latifa!

ha ha ha!!! d:)

not that it really matters, but ive been around the block, ive been with about 450 women. Ive done probably about 50 big uns in that # and i can DEF say, some of the best ive ever had. I mean they will do ANYTHING! its always the big uns that beg me to put it in their bums.


im just saying, dont knock it till ya try it.

wow, thanks Wilt for sharing...lol!

haha, what can i say. i love the vagina, and i have game. its easy.

I can't fuck big girls......I try to keep it under 130. I tried fucking a hork but I couldn't get my shit up.














blow jobs don't count right?

yeah thats another prob with me. If I dont find them attractive then I have a really hard time with that unless the lights are off. There was this one chick, not bad I guess, anyone who hasnt had it in a minute would jump right on it, but like after a minute just limped out and couldnt get it going again. I felt like a terd and she thought I was a tool. I easily could have just come back and said "sorry baby, but its not my fault your busted" but I didnt. I figured if I did that it would have ruined any chance for a future encounter in case I was really hurting, but yeah I also think that would be a prob...

and puttin it in a big girls ass? YAH, no. Theres a reason they are fat and in most cases its cuz they eat too much in turn they prob poop alot, so I am def staying away from that if by chance I ever go over to the dark side.

lets just say she was fat enough that when she flirted with me in the past, i knew if we had sex i would regret it. not huge pouch fat, but nothing I would brag about.

ewww...that's too fat for me. I can't bust a nut if I see a roll

what was the cheese factor?

Low, Medium, High, or damn bitch you growin some mold on that ass?

tig, there are thin girls with plenty of cellulite...did you see the Jennifer Love Hewitt pic?

i can tell if a girl has cheese without even seeing them nude.I dont know really is a turnoff for me. Like they could be fly, gorgeous but if they sit down and a big dimple pops out, kills it for me.
I am picky about everything man. Food, girls, clothes, you name it. haha. If i dont like it from first look nothing will change my mind. not even if boozed are involved :)
Jennifer Love Hewitt now or 10 years ago? I am sure 10 years ago it was not prevelant. Shes a little more full figured now

fat girls really have nasty cheese fungus?

so Tig, whatcha gonna do if you ever decide to settle down and severl years down the road the wifey opens up a cheese factory?

latin, he did post somewhere that it would be understood that his chick would always have to be tight. Only exception is pregnancy and when that was over and done with, back in the gym. Lets see if I can find that thread.....

yeah on their legs and ass

hahaha..

This is shallow, I admit, but I am not up on the marriage thing AT ALL. Its going to have to be quite a girl for me to even ask her. With that being said, the girl I will ask to marry will not have cellulite. Before we actually do get married, I will make her sign a contract saying if she gains a significant amount of wieght and loses attractiveness, that isnt just due to old age, then I will have the right to get out of it without penalty. I will also sign the contract saying I will maintain my stature as well just to be fair.
Honestly when I marry someone it will be becuz I am attracted to them and love them. So if they go and gain 30,40,50 lbs on me i will lose attraction, in which case I will not be into it any longer.
I live once and I sure as hell aint going to marry someone and 10 years down the road wish I didnt because they let themselves go...sorry but I guess im an ass. hahaha

ha ha! you have a rude awakening ahead my friend...

nah. I dont think so.

Im not going to be bald, I will always be skinny, hopefully always have $, got style..so I should be able to find at least one girl that will fit my prerequisits (sp)

hopefully hahaa.

this post is funny as hell...
Quote: It is 24 degrees right now in Detroit with a dusting of snow and I woke up this morning to a chilly house. It would have been nice to snuggle up with a "Big Un" last night for some heat.

This is BIG GIRL weather in the cold States, they are at Premium now
Classic shit Art.

I dont see it that way (of course)
Everyone has the same body temp 98.6...so either way your gonna be warm...

thing is, with a "big un" she gon get all sweaty and in turn make me sweaty. I hate that. big girls will never win with me :) hahahah

Perhaps. But you are going to have to find her again about every 5 years. Then what happens when your 50 and need to find one? Hope you got game well into your old man years cuz sooner or later you'll be sleeping next to saggy and diply...lol!

^^dimply. or is it dimplely? whatever...you know what I mean.

Like I said I am prepared for the effects of old age. thats not a problem.
its just the letting themselves go thing that I am concerned about. im in no rush I have plenty of time and god damn it every girl I walk by should be wanting my attention hahahaha...

btw I saw Evidence the other night, he opened for little brother. Thats one funny mofo.

^reason thats brought up cuz he kept saying "god damn it" in this funny ass voice and it was crackin me up hahaha

WOW. i don't know how old you are now, but let me tell you everybody on earth feels that way through their 20's (unless you are already fat all your life), and all it takes is a job that makes you sit all day, some stress about some other shit (house/car payments, maybe losing your job, etc.). i'm 33 and i already feel this shit happening. its harder to find time to stay in shape, and harder to stay in shape in general. i used to not have to think about it...now i have to think about planning time to exercise. next thing you know you'll have some kids to run around after, no time to exercise, and your style will be garbage (although in your mind, you'll still think you're fly. after all, do you think your parents thought their style was wack?).

now, if you really plan to never marry and not have kids, you might last a little longer, but at some point you're just gonna be "the old man in the club", and at that point, even if you are up on the most current style trends, you'll still just look ridiculous. and you'll soon realize that you are unable to pull any bird other than one your age who is either damaged goods from a previous relationship, or just so fucking crazy that nobody ever married her in the first place. in any case, your saga will be entertaining....

not saying you should lower your standards now; just saying they are kinda crazy standards for a whole lifetime. i'd hope if you met "the one" and had some kids and a life with her, you wouldn't kick her out of the house when you're both 40 and she gains a few. that's all. there's just as big of a chance that it'll be YOU who lets themself go.....

hahaha...i dont look 26, but I have good genes and I know I wont need to worry about that shit. I just gotta worry about cancer and heart attacks so with that being said once I actually get old I will eat good and exercise so its gravy.

People say that to me alot, "lower your standards" fuck that. Some of the dudes i see with FIRE on thier arms its like man, if they pulling that ass, I can pull some good ass fo sure.
I could say with confidence no girl I have seriously dated has been below a 9 and I plan to keep it that way. Theres only been 4 I have Seriously dated like for an extent of time, but still 4, 9s...shit, ill take that over 10 6's or 7's anyday...with that being said, i aint lowering my standards anytime soon. lmao

Just send big girl an email with a link to this thread.
She should get the hint.

Not if you ask Mr. Clinton.

Ask Mrs. Clinton, I bet a day hasn't gone by that she hasn't fuckin' reminded him of badly he fucked up....I wonder if she'll get even if she gets into the oral office?

Says the man who has NEVER snuggled up with a big girl after banging her. You are from Boston, did you go outside today? Imagine coming home from out in that weather grabbing a big squishy pillow and curling up in front of a nice cozy fire.

It's the same thing except with big tits and sex before.

: )

My preferences for a woman usually lean to the thin and/or petite side or I am also a sucker for Tall with long legs, but I used to date a girl that was pleasingly plump many years ago and it was very cool.

I guess I got into the "Big Un's" from the Winter time creeps. Go over there at 2 or 3 in the morning, hit it, and then lay next to her for second after hitting and think about how fucking COLD it is outside. Snuggle up a little, she's still generating body heat from the momentum of "the deed". I know I should get up and get the fuck out, but shit it is COLD OUTSIDE. Just tuck your hands under them big fat titties to keep your fingers warm and your good - as long as I am out before daylight, I'm cool - LOL.

Not in the Summer, Big Un's are bad, it's like stay the fuck away - it's too damn HOT to be laying up and snuggling.

This must be the shallow end of the pool.





















Some really funny stuff though.

shallow? yes. I am. Proud of it :) Never have to live with a thought of "wow, did I really just do that?"

Erkle

^^^ Lol I felt like that when I was banging this super hot girl once.

I was like Wow did I really just do that?!?!

I take it from your comments you must have had your fair share of chunk in your day then.

Not at all.

TMI.

^^^ good one

Yes it was. That wasn't even a misquote.... well, it was but latindj once again proves that he can't do them right if he doesn't create them from scratch. lol

Do I smell a mis-quote battle?




Or is that just Briguy's ass pimple infection?

Sixxx is just butt-hurt cuz he wants to be the king in everyone's castle (no misquote).

lol

count me in!

take the green pill, and stay here and practice your chirps. take the red pill, and see where the thread goes: www.scratchlive.net

nice.

there you go again...

no cheese. pretty firm. plump.

he's not misqouting... he juss speaks on other peoples behalf using his own judgment and personal opinion

lmfao!
what do you do after you sleep with all these women? get their details and put it in a spreadsheet so you can keep your running total?

A spread sheet, with a bar graph and its always followed by a power point presentation.....Its really nice actually, lots of valuable info.

Allenbina. So what did you tell her in the end?