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Need Help, DRUG TEST

The Notourious B.K.S. 7:05 PM - 27 June, 2011
so here is my dilemma, I have to have a drug test done this week and I just smoked chronic yesterday, I can hold off until Friday, but I'm trying to do this on Thursday, anyone got any idea's or know of something that works FAST?
DJ Sniffles 7:08 PM - 27 June, 2011
Drink a shit ton of water from now until then and when you piss, get mid-stream piss. Drink 4 gallons a day if you have to. Either that or take a detox drink. Military recruiters give recruits niacin pills if they think they might fail a drug test
The Notourious B.K.S. 7:20 PM - 27 June, 2011
I'm going over to GNC to see what type of products are out there. I need something that works fast, I don't have 2 weeks, only 5 days, (well 4 now).
2Seven 7:31 PM - 27 June, 2011
Get someone to piss in a jar for you and take that in your pocket and go for the old switcheroo.
ral 7:38 PM - 27 June, 2011
The Notourious B.K.S. 7:41 PM - 27 June, 2011
isn't that hard to do though? Don't they watch you, and how can I keep it the same temp as mine?
CMOS 7:58 PM - 27 June, 2011
If you are ANY KIND OF A REGULAR SMOKER FORGET IT.

If you took a few pulls the other day and that was it, you MIGHT be ok.

Best bet is to get a friend who dont smoke to piss in a bottle.

I got into some dumb shit out in jersey a few years ago, had to go for 6 months of court ordered drug tests.

6 Months later, there was still weed in my system. The judge said i see the levels going down but you are still over the limit for the tests LOL.

If you are gonna bring pee, put it in ur underwear before u go in, that will make the temp good, they dont put a thermometer in there, just make sure it aint cold.

As far as them watching you, if its for a job they usually dont, if its for something law related they gonna watch you like a hawk.


Trust me yo, if you smoke with any kind of regularity you will fail, that shit is fat based and stays in your cells for over 6 months. All the bad drugs are water based and leave your system in 3-4 days, go figure.
CMOS 8:00 PM - 27 June, 2011
If you wanna try and go for it you need:


Golden seals (take enough to make you sick, then take 2 less pills everyday lol)
Niacin - Sniffles aint lyin, this helps.
Cranberry juice, this should really be the ONLY thing you drink until the test.
Vinegar, take some white vinegar the night before, dilute it, and chug that sucker back, its gonna burn like hell but it helps as well.
Some of those chick detox drinks help too for flushing out your system.

Those "Drink this one hour before the test" drinks dont fuggin work, i know many people who failed using them.
MSF 8:09 PM - 27 June, 2011
I had to use my 2 yr old daughters piss to pass the test recently.... I put her piss in a small, travel size, shampoo bottle, then put that into a thermos with hot water around 107 degrees. Then I drive to the piss test place and recheck the temperature with a thermometer in the parking lot. I make sure the temperature is around 103degrees. Then put that shampoo bottle between my legs under my nutz, and roll up into the spot and pour the piss into their cup... bam! hired! lol
DJ Pullout 8:11 PM - 27 June, 2011
Oh snap son.... you need the whizzinator!!!!! Get someone who is clean to fill the bag with their pee.... then whip out the whizzinator and pretend its yours. Works! Those places dont watch you pee.
DJ Pullout 8:12 PM - 27 June, 2011
DJ Pullout 8:15 PM - 27 June, 2011
why drink gross drinks.... just get a clean persons pee. Then you KNOW youre good. None of this waiting and hoping that whatever drink you drank is gonna do it. Tests can look for that shit now.

lol

WHIZZINATOR 4 LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FunkyRob 8:23 PM - 27 June, 2011
Hah, damn. You can even get a matching color. I say get the big dark one. They won't suspect a thing.
DJ Pullout 8:29 PM - 27 June, 2011
a lot of MMA fighters, boxers, people like that use these....
CMOS 8:50 PM - 27 June, 2011
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I had to use my 2 yr old daughters piss to pass the test recently.... I put her piss in a small, travel size, shampoo bottle, then put that into a thermos with hot water around 107 degrees. Then I drive to the piss test place and recheck the temperature with a thermometer in the parking lot. I make sure the temperature is around 103degrees. Then put that shampoo bottle between my legs under my nutz, and roll up into the spot and pour the piss into their cup... bam! hired! lol



You are lucky, they didnt do an extensive check. They can tell the difference between men and womens pee.
DJ Pullout 9:01 PM - 27 June, 2011
^yup. Im surprised that worked.
The Notourious B.K.S. 9:12 PM - 27 June, 2011
alright, so I copped some home drug tests, I'm going to try the system cleanse and then I contacted my boy who doesn't burn to save me some of his piss.

I am a pretty regular smoker, (CMOS, but you knew that lol). This is a pre-employment drug screening, but they are pretty hip to the game, they made the appt for me, and basically I got notified this morning, I have until Friday at 1 Pm to have the test conducted...

I mean my boy told me that some of the places watch you, (actual labs), said asked him to remove everything from his pockets, followed him to the test bathroom, and there is no door, you have to pee with them looking at you...

I got mad cranberry juice and i'm going to see what I can do, I have to say, this is pretty stupid, I hardly ever drink now and they act like having weed in your system makes you a criminal...
MSF 9:19 PM - 27 June, 2011
ya.. i suppose ive been lucky...

however,typical pre-employment drug screens do not test for age/gender....atleast that has been my experience with my jobs.

the company that Ive been doing drug screens with for jobs is called 'lab corp' (i think.)
These guys havent watched me piss...even after I failed the test when I had attempted to swap the piss. The piss sample that I swapped was colder than like 97 degrees. I think it was like 85 degrees cuz I erroneously rinsed my piss bottle in cold water cuz I thought the temperature was gonna be too hot. ( This was like 18yrs ago when , I suppose, they did not care if you turned on the water in the bathroom when taking the test. ) It seems, now they really do not want you to touch the water faucet in the bathroom.
Banana_Peter 9:20 PM - 27 June, 2011
JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS
MSF 9:24 PM - 27 June, 2011
I have heard that all those golden seals, cranberry juice, etc... just dilute your piss... so you may be asked to come in to re-take the test. If you are a daily smoker (like myself) , I do not think the cranberry juice,tea,cleansing drings,etc... will much for you as THC is not water soluble.
The only way to speed up the cleansing process is possibly to exercise to burn off some fat. Yourfat is where the THC metabolizes and sticks to you body.. IT takes longer for a fat person to cleanse their body than a skinny person.
DJ Val-BKNY11203 9:35 PM - 27 June, 2011
Stop smoking yo!....but it's too late for that.
MSF 9:40 PM - 27 June, 2011
I was researching this stuff about 6 or so months ago when I was changing jobs.
Im a cannabis card holder so I was trying to find out if I am eligible to pass a THC drug screen since I have a doctors recommendation.

I read this:
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The TRUTH About Drug Testing and Cannabis

Here's how it works: Never declare health issues on a resume, only education and work experience. For companies that drug test, it goes like this. After your interview you report to a lab to pee in a cup, same day or the next day. For what some consider more "corporate" or "professional" jobs, you will get an offer letter in the mail. If you write back accepting the job you will be expected to schedule a test before starting work. Sometimes you can stall beginning a new job for several weeks after the offer.

THERE IS NO CANNABIS PRESCRIPTION. Too many people are getting this wrong. Your doctor RECOMMENDS cannabis in order for you to get a state-issued card. It is illegal for the doctor to PRESCRIBE (schedule I drugs cannot be prescribed - by definition they have no medicinal use) - there is no prescription, only a recommendation.

At the drug testing lab, on the questionnaire mention that you take cannabis/cannabinoids. If you do not have a Marinol prescription then write-in that you have a card "medical exemption" - it's better than nothing. They always ask you to declare the drugs you have taken recently. Be honest. To declare afterward makes it look like you're hiding and makes your credibilty questionable. If it's in your system they will find it. (There are ways to flush but that's another chapter - sauna & diet are best).

The BEST thing a medical cannabis patient can do is to have the doctor write a prescription for Marinol. He can write a prescription for that but not cannabis. Marinol is THC in sesame oil, and will make you fail a drug test the same as bud, the metabolite is identical. A marinol prescription cannot be legally argued by the employer, but a medical card can. (cannabis is schedule 1 - no prescriptions, marinol is schedule 3 - prescriptions are legal).

Your doctor cannot legally write you a marinol prescription simply for the idea of passing a test, you need a medical reason. But if you tell your doctor that your other medications (painkillers, even ibuprofen) cause you nausea, and that marinol will help you with that, then you are helping protect your doctor. It's okay to mention to the doctor writing the marinol prescription that it will help you pass a test - he wants to help you, but you have to help him do things legally by telling him that marinol is for nausea (or wasting syndrome for some), not for passing tests. Cannabis doctors understand this...it's like asking for a waterpipe at a pipe shop. Asking for a bong gets you thrown out. Good Luck!

So...when you get the recommendation for the card, ask the same doc for a Marinol script to help with nausea, and that gee gosh, it will also help you legally pass your employer's test. (Assume that any job with insurance benefits will test you). MArinol cost about $15 per capsule so only ask for about 2 or 3 tabs - they are for use when the painkillers give you severe nausea. If you DO get the marinol script, you might avoid mentioning the cannabis card to the testing lab - you don't need it for a marinol script, but you might have to show the prescription or bottle. Disclose the card if you cannot get the marinol script.
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from here:
www.rollitup.org


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I have never tried the above... but, I wonder if the 'Marinol' thing would work.
Logisticalstyles 3:14 AM - 28 June, 2011
I've passed drug tests using the stuff you buy at smoke shops. I think it was called Ready Clean. I've also passed by drinking a 2 liter of Mountain Dew 30 minutes before the drug test. I'm not recommending any of that to you, I just thought it fit in with the thread.
MelonHead 3:24 AM - 28 June, 2011
pricey but it has worked for me... very important to follow directions..

www.gnc.com
The Notourious B.K.S. 10:47 AM - 28 June, 2011
MelonHead, that is the stuff I got, but the directions are not too clear, when should I take this shit, the day of the test or a few days before?
DJ Pullout 12:52 PM - 28 June, 2011
When I had to take a test for a drug screening they told me to empty out my pockets and everything. But then they left me in a room and shut the door. They arent going to literally look at your dick while you piss. Which is why the whizzinator will work. :)
The Notourious B.K.S. 1:34 PM - 28 June, 2011
I hear you Pullout, but I don't have the time it takes to get one, (or the $150.00) lol
DJ Pullout 1:44 PM - 28 June, 2011
hahaha. DO IT!
FlexyD 5:42 PM - 28 June, 2011
I know tons of people who use this on the regular and have never failed a test yet.

www.drgreens.com
FunkyRob 7:49 PM - 28 June, 2011
damn, they can make fake pee pee and the lab people won't notice?

wow
DJ Schematic 9:58 PM - 28 June, 2011
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I know tons of people who use this on the regular and have never failed a test yet.

www.drgreens.com

This product is a novelty Item. Gotta love that haha even in bold
DJ ENUF 11:53 PM - 28 June, 2011
Since you said this is a pre-employment d.t my experience is that even if they make you empty out your pockets they wont be trying to actually look at your purple headed yogurt slinger. Therefore let me suggest the easiest and cheapest way to pass a d.t. All you need is an elmers school glue bottle and some masking tape. (duct tape will work but its so sticky it can be painful to remove) Empty out the glue and wash out the bottle thoroughly with hot water and soap. Fill the bottle with non-thc laced urine thats not from a female. Some places check hormone levels. Before you head to the d.t. microwave the bottle till its hot but not scorching. Tape the glue bottle pointing down to your leg inbetween your thigh and hanging brain(n/h). Since the glue bottle is flat on both sides a majority of the surface aera will be in contact with your skin keeping the bottle plenty warm for as long as needed. (I once had one taped up for 3 hrs) Unzip, twist the nozzle on the glue bottle and squeeze. Best part is the hole on the bottle is so small you dont get any messy drips it will only come out when you squeeze. Works like the whizzanator but costs 10x less.
FunkyRob 1:01 AM - 29 June, 2011
damn, you guys are some druggy fuda muckas. ^^better hope it don't leak while it's pointing down.

I can't imagine handling another man's pee.
The Return of Dj Sparky 1:20 AM - 29 June, 2011


man how funny would it be if some white guy whiped out a black cock
MelonHead 1:24 AM - 29 June, 2011
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MelonHead, that is the stuff I got, but the directions are not too clear, when should I take this shit, the day of the test or a few days before?


you take it THE DAY OF THE TEST.

1. Abstain from any unwanted substances for at least 2 days prior to testing. Avoiding unwanted drugs for a longer period of time will further improve your test results.
2. On an empty stomach, 1 to 2 hours before testing, drink the entire bottle of QCarbo.
3. After 20 minutes refill the empty QCarbo bottle with water and drink again.
4. Urinate frequently over the following 45 minutes and then be ready to submit your urine sample as soon as possible.
5. If you have not submitted a urine sample 2 hours after drinking QCarbo, drink another 8 ounce of water to help extend the effects of your detox beverage.
DJ ENUF 2:38 AM - 29 June, 2011
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damn, you guys are some druggy fuda muckas.
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Fuck drugs were talking about weed.
Weed and music go together like beer and cigarettes!
The Notourious B.K.S. 2:27 PM - 30 June, 2011
alright, so I had to try the Q-Carbo stuff out at home for peace of mind, if it worked, I was going to buy another, so I did it and I passed the home drug test with it! Big ups MelonHead! wish me luck on the real thing today!
DJ Pullout 3:38 PM - 30 June, 2011
dude.... your profile pic is amazing. haha
The Notourious B.K.S. 4:04 PM - 30 June, 2011
a wonderful night had by all at Club Alex's... I'm kind of a big deal there lol
DJ Pullout 5:01 PM - 30 June, 2011
lol
bicedidit 7:43 PM - 1 July, 2011
for future reference, big time smokers or not, water will work. drink a gallon a couple hours before the test and ur urine will be str8 water.

put a dab of yellow food coloring on ur finger tip, let it dry and when u piss, dip ur finger in the water/urine and u got a nice cup of pee-looking water

id rather not reveal my track record, but i never got in trouble for a dirty urine. and they were all dirty
Dj-M.Bezzle 8:26 PM - 1 July, 2011
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for future reference, big time smokers or not, water will work. drink a gallon a couple hours before the test and ur urine will be str8 water.

put a dab of yellow food coloring on ur finger tip, let it dry and when u piss, dip ur finger in the water/urine and u got a nice cup of pee-looking water

id rather not reveal my track record, but i never got in trouble for a dirty urine. and they were all dirty



a better idea than the food coloring is a vitamin, like a b100, eat one of those and your piss will be BRIGHT yellow for most of the day, onnly problem with the drink a ton of watrer thing is you dont "pass" the test, they can tell its water in the lab and theyll ask you to take it again.
MelonHead 8:34 PM - 1 July, 2011
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alright, so I had to try the Q-Carbo stuff out at home for peace of mind, if it worked, I was going to buy another, so I did it and I passed the home drug test with it! Big ups MelonHead! wish me luck on the real thing today!


glad to help.. keep it 420!
bicedidit 11:37 AM - 2 July, 2011
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for future reference, big time smokers or not, water will work. drink a gallon a couple hours before the test and ur urine will be str8 water.

put a dab of yellow food coloring on ur finger tip, let it dry and when u piss, dip ur finger in the water/urine and u got a nice cup of pee-looking water

id rather not reveal my track record, but i never got in trouble for a dirty urine. and they were all dirty



a better idea than the food coloring is a vitamin, like a b100, eat one of those and your piss will be BRIGHT yellow for most of the day, onnly problem with the drink a ton of watrer thing is you dont "pass" the test, they can tell its water in the lab and theyll ask you to take it again.



Depends on the test. If its an instant test where they stick the dipstick in the pee and get results in 2 min, they he'll be fine
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 1:06 AM - 5 July, 2011
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If you are ANY KIND OF A REGULAR SMOKER FORGET IT.

If you took a few pulls the other day and that was it, you MIGHT be ok.

Best bet is to get a friend who dont smoke to piss in a bottle.

I got into some dumb shit out in jersey a few years ago, had to go for 6 months of court ordered drug tests.

6 Months later, there was still weed in my system. The judge said i see the levels going down but you are still over the limit for the tests LOL.

If you are gonna bring pee, put it in ur underwear before u go in, that will make the temp good, they dont put a thermometer in there, just make sure it aint cold.

As far as them watching you, if its for a job they usually dont, if its for something law related they gonna watch you like a hawk.


Trust me yo, if you smoke with any kind of regularity you will fail, that shit is fat based and stays in your cells for over 6 months. All the bad drugs are water based and leave your system in 3-4 days, go figure.


Any questions anyone?

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Sessions are 15 mins long, but worth it.

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DJ Pullout 12:26 PM - 6 July, 2011
So what happened BKS? You pass and get the job or what?
CMOS 3:23 PM - 6 July, 2011
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If you are ANY KIND OF A REGULAR SMOKER FORGET IT.



If you took a few pulls the other day and that was it, you MIGHT be ok.



Best bet is to get a friend who dont smoke to piss in a bottle.



I got into some dumb shit out in jersey a few years ago, had to go for 6 months of court ordered drug tests.



6 Months later, there was still weed in my system. The judge said i see the levels going down but you are still over the limit for the tests LOL.



If you are gonna bring pee, put it in ur underwear before u go in, that will make the temp good, they dont put a thermometer in there, just make sure it aint cold.



As far as them watching you, if its for a job they usually dont, if its for something law related they gonna watch you like a hawk.





Trust me yo, if you smoke with any kind of regularity you will fail, that shit is fat based and stays in your cells for over 6 months. All the bad drugs are water based and leave your system in 3-4 days, go figure.




Any questions anyone?



CMOS is offering web based tutoring for 19.99 a session.



Sessions are 15 mins long, but worth it.



Your certificate of completion will be sent in the mail.



$21.50 a session. Gotta get at least a bag n a blunt!
bourbonstmc 7:24 PM - 6 July, 2011
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So what happened BKS? You pass and get the job or what?


Enquiring minds want to know...
tig ol' bitties 8:21 PM - 6 July, 2011
Back!!

There is this piss drink by VALES - It works everytime...I smoked the day I took a test drank this and I was clean...Granted my piss was as neon yellow as a sign in Vegas...but hey it worked
The Notourious B.K.S. 9:35 PM - 6 July, 2011
yeah my shit was clean, passed the test, got the job... bang! Burnin' one down as we speak
DJ Pullout 12:42 PM - 7 July, 2011
hahahaha. SO dope. Now we know.... and knowing is half the battle.
Mr pharmacist 1:54 PM - 18 April, 2013
It is very easy to pass test for cannabis go see a dr and tell him that you are bipolar and need script to refill lamicton. There are many reported cases where users of lamicton test positive even though they have never smoked a joint. When you test positive just inform however testing you of this fact there is currently no way to prove otherwise.this happened to me and when I discussed it with my phsycaitrist he confirmed it is possible
Dj-M.Bezzle 2:05 PM - 18 April, 2013
Medical advice on a dj forum from a user named mr pharmacist whos located in south africa....seems legit
Mr pharmacist 7:15 PM - 18 April, 2013
I am not sure if that comment was patronizing or a complement. Google is kind of everywhere and big pharma supplies everywhere. So my knowledge base is global and from personal experience using Lamicton alternately drink all the water in your neighborhood
DJ Pullout 8:22 PM - 18 April, 2013
ITS ALLLIIIVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jprime 9:30 PM - 19 April, 2013
You`ll need to drink 1 gallon of your friends clean pee.




#latetotheparty Congrats on passing the test ;)
Free Man 2:31 PM - 8 June, 2013
How do the alcohol tests work? I have had some friends get DUI's and they have to go in for random tests. They said that they can see if someone has had a drink within weeks.
Capo Status 1:00 AM - 19 June, 2013
I have a method I used when I was on Probation and my boy just took a test for a job and passed using it pm meif you still need it, I don't want to give it out on here
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 8:41 PM - 8 July, 2013
Just say no?
 6 8:45 PM - 8 July, 2013
Magnum Detox... and no, I don't use drugs but I do graphic design for this company.


www.MagnumDetox.com
jonny262 7:06 PM - 30 October, 2013
look i finally did my own thing after so many people told me how to do it.... u need to take a 1 oz travel size bottle of a baby shampoo container then put your clean piss in there that u got from someone then u take it and put in microwave for 15 seconds no less or no more then that then take a glass of water put that in microwave for i min and 45 seconds no less or no more then that then put ur bottler in the cup of water then drive to the place and u should leave it in water for no more then 15 mins then put it in ur tighty whiteys in the crese ofthe underwear if u put in contact with ur nut sack u will be burned then what u do is go in tell them ur there for a test now ive done this mutipul times u hve basically 45 mins or so for the water to remain over a 100 then u take the bottle that has ur urine in it and put in the toilet water for only 10 seonds or 20 seconds if feel hot hot 20 seconds if feels lil hot then 10 or 15 seconds then put in cup and give it to them the excepted heat of the urine is between 96.2 all the way to 100 but u dont want it to be 100 this is way that is the best and ive testedthe toilet water trick several times and at 20 seonds it drops 4.5 to 6.0 degrees and 10 to 15 seconds drops 2.4 to 4.0 degrees i hopethis helps all those that needs it because mine was for not a job but for something else pee also can be stored in the fridge or freezer and wont go bad if stays cold
jonny262 7:07 PM - 30 October, 2013
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How do the alcohol tests work? I have had some friends get DUI's and they have to go in for random tests. They said that they can see if someone has had a drink within weeks.

look they test the levels of ur kidneys they have to send it to the lab to to do that
Certified Quality Entertainment 7:30 PM - 30 October, 2013
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look i finally did my own thing after so many people told me how to do it.... u need to take a 1 oz travel size bottle of a baby shampoo container then put your clean piss in there that u got from someone then u take it and put in microwave for 15 seconds no less or no more then that then take a glass of water put that in microwave for i min and 45 seconds no less or no more then that then put ur bottler in the cup of water then drive to the place and u should leave it in water for no more then 15 mins then put it in ur tighty whiteys in the crese ofthe underwear if u put in contact with ur nut sack u will be burned then what u do is go in tell them ur there for a test now ive done this mutipul times u hve basically 45 mins or so for the water to remain over a 100 then u take the bottle that has ur urine in it and put in the toilet water for only 10 seonds or 20 seconds if feel hot hot 20 seconds if feels lil hot then 10 or 15 seconds then put in cup and give it to them the excepted heat of the urine is between 96.2 all the way to 100 but u dont want it to be 100 this is way that is the best and ive testedthe toilet water trick several times and at 20 seonds it drops 4.5 to 6.0 degrees and 10 to 15 seconds drops 2.4 to 4.0 degrees i hopethis helps all those that needs it because mine was for not a job but for something else pee also can be stored in the fridge or freezer and wont go bad if stays cold


Sounds easier to just not do drugs!
jonny262 7:53 PM - 30 October, 2013
it is but lots of people smoke presidents politicans dr's judges this is a simple and effective way
slimmjimm 7:34 PM - 1 November, 2013
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it is but lots of people smoke presidents politicans dr's judges this is a simple and effective way


Effective? Yes. Simple? Not so sure. I gave my BIL some clean piss (nm), I don't think he did all of those steps.
jonny262 12:14 AM - 2 November, 2013
Well it is simple what isn't it all u have to do is the simple way I did all the job and been doing it
jonny262 12:44 AM - 2 November, 2013
I'm just saying it only 3 steps heat it up put it in a cup hot water then put in underwear
Mr. G. 9:01 PM - 1 July, 2014
My question is can you still pass a urine with 97% clean urine and 3% dirty? Will any amount of no matter how small it is show up and cause a fail? Please help!
latindj 4:19 PM - 2 July, 2014
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I'm just saying it only 3 steps heat it up put it in a cup hot water then put in underwear

Can you please give us the adjusted times for a 1500, 2000 and 2500 watt microwave? Wanna make sure we get this right. Thanks.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 6:18 PM - 2 July, 2014
Just say no...
Thundercat 10:02 PM - 2 July, 2014
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Just say no...


That's how I do it. Seems to work for me. Haven't tested positive yet!
DJ Remix Detroit 2:25 AM - 5 July, 2014
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My question is can you still pass a urine with 97% clean urine and 3% dirty? Will any amount of no matter how small it is show up and cause a fail? Please help!


you are allowed a certain amount of drugs in your system before you actually raise any eyebrows at the testing facility, but that threshold is set pretty low. for instance, if you happen to be sitting in the car with your buddies who are smoking weed, in an enclosed area, you are going to inhale 2nd hand smoke. The drug test will be able to detect the small amount of weed, but it wont be enough to actually fail the test.
Spence5223 2:36 AM - 18 January, 2015
I'm a 32 year old male. I have used someone else's piss every time I've had a drug test, that has been given to me for a job anyways. But this time, I am only available to my 7 year old niece's piss. I know how to keep the piss at the right temperature and all, but will they be able to tell that its a females urine, even though she is too young to have a period? They're not sending it to a lab or anything.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 3:08 AM - 18 January, 2015
Wow, you're pretty special to be using your 7 year old niece's urine....
Dj-M.Bezzle 9:06 PM - 18 January, 2015
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I'm a 32 year old male. I have used someone else's piss every time I've had a drug test, that has been given to me for a job anyways. But this time, I am only available to my 7 year old niece's piss. I know how to keep the piss at the right temperature and all, but will they be able to tell that its a females urine, even though she is too young to have a period? They're not sending it to a lab or anything.
What the fucks wrong with you
DJ Remix Detroit 9:11 PM - 18 January, 2015
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I'm a 32 year old male. I have used someone else's piss every time I've had a drug test, that has been given to me for a job anyways. But this time, I am only available to my 7 year old niece's piss. I know how to keep the piss at the right temperature and all, but will they be able to tell that its a females urine, even though she is too young to have a period? They're not sending it to a lab or anything.


smdh... dude, just stop using drugs
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 8:25 AM - 19 January, 2015
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I'm a 32 year old male. I have used someone else's piss every time I've had a drug test, that has been given to me for a job anyways. But this time, I am only available to my 7 year old niece's piss. I know how to keep the piss at the right temperature and all, but will they be able to tell that its a females urine, even though she is too young to have a period? They're not sending it to a lab or anything.
What the fucks wrong with you


^^This.....
latindj 4:23 PM - 19 January, 2015
I'll sell you my piss but giving you crap is free...
CMOS 5:32 PM - 19 January, 2015
They can tell if its male or female pee.
djdalite 7:45 PM - 25 January, 2015
lol - ah i use to relate to this

sobriety can be a good thing
DJDVaughan 4:41 PM - 3 February, 2015
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I'm a 32 year old male. I have used someone else's piss every time I've had a drug test, that has been given to me for a job anyways. But this time, I am only available to my 7 year old niece's piss. I know how to keep the piss at the right temperature and all, but will they be able to tell that its a females urine, even though she is too young to have a period? They're not sending it to a lab or anything.


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DjGicomeng 7:37 AM - 26 February, 2015
Pre-employment and randomized drug screens were introduced in the U.S. during the presidential administration of Ronald Reagan. It became a way of filtering candidate employees from entering corporations not because drugs have been considered a health hazard, but because it is a legal way to discriminate when there is a surplus of qualified applicants. Today especially, medical research officers (MROs) who contact you about a failed drug test are there to help you pass the test. I have never heard of an MRO offering up a trick question and whenever they suggest a possible excuse it is best to agree than act stupid.

Over the years, it became evident that drinking or drugging for pleasure in moderation had less impact than those enduring a medical problem that was left untreated or undertreated. The problem is among the segment of the population that uses drugs excessively (drug abusers), leading to adversities that culminates in drug addiction and increases drug-induced mortality.

Since the 1990s, a growing percentage of the American pubic has become disabled because healthcare providers are refusing to treat these patients for chronic medical disorders requiring a controlled substance medication. Several very successful U.S. corporations running in the black decided they would randomly test their employees for drugs as a way of boasting that a successful corporation is one in which employees do not use drugs. In one Pennsylvania-based company, it had been decided that any employee failing a drug test would be terminated from employment. Within months this corporation lost more than dozen employees. An entire department responsible for product development had to be shut down and within a year, the corporation was in the red. The board of directors began the process of luring employees back by offering them free access to drug treatment programs, but these former employees had already moved on to a competitor that originated from among those who had been terminated. Although tremendous salary increases brought some former employees back, performance was forever lost.

Using someone else's urine for a drug screen contributes to the drug policy problem. Although I can understand it, the action is a cowardly response. Defending your drug use is noble. Drug use is not a crime, disease, or disorder; it is a normal human behavior. It is shameful to our governments that in the only two nations of the world that allow direct-to-consumer (DTC) pharmaceutical advertisement happen to be the U.S. and N.Z. I was forced onto disability when I could not obtain medication to treat narcolepsy in 2003. During December 2006, I started promoting Drug Use Education that you can read about at my website, http;//www.druguseeducation.org. In 2010, I helped prove that the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) director, Dr. Nora Volkow, fabricated colorized MRIs in an attempt to demonstrate that drug addiction is a disease. There is no biological etiology to support this fallacy. Due to drug control policy in the U.S. there are more than 120 drug overdose fatalities a day in the U.S. While I strongly oppose drug use for entertainment in the work place and the exclusive legalization of marijuana or any individual drug, I believe a Drug Safety Policy is essential and that requires an end to drug prohibition because an illicit drug can never be safe. It is my contention that Drug Use Education should be mandatory global training that teaches youth and adults how to properly administer drugs for medical purposes. From that education, the public will be less likely to use drugs for non-medical purposes and when they do, they will be able to apply the right way to administer them at the right doses, within the boundaries of the right frequency and for the right duration.

Drug user case histories I compiled for studies at Stanford (2004) and UCLA (2006) revealed that many of those routinely use an illicit drug are obtaining a medical benefit for a legitimate medical disorder left untreated. The cause of drug abuse is a deficiency of education and discipline training. The result of repeated episodes of drug abuse is drug addiction, that can be described as the inverse of anti-drug disorder (ADD2). The public should be taught how to use drugs the right way for their medical purposes. Providing the right answers is what education is all about. Making the public "aware" of the wrong behavior -- drug abuse awareness programs -- is only teaching the public how to abuse drugs.

Medical drug use is the administration of drugs to achieve normality; non-medical drug use causes distortion. The non-medical use of drugs in the workplace impairs the ability to live up to a person's full potential. Years ago, I quit my job when the owner of a NYC dance club where I was working dumped a line of cocaine across the record I was playing after I refused to snort the line he had on the side. I may not be anti-drug, but I am not anti-responsible. Finally, the quality of a performance should be judged by how it sounds; not by the presence of a foreign substance during a drug screen.
CMOS 6:28 PM - 27 February, 2015
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Years ago, I quit my job when the owner of a NYC dance club where I was working dumped a line of cocaine across the record I was playing after I refused to snort the line he had on the side.



But yo that shit was free bee!!!! lolz
AKIEM 6:56 PM - 27 February, 2015
lol
DjGicomeng 8:00 PM - 7 March, 2015
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But yo that shit was free bee!!!! lolz


Thank you for making that point. "A drug I don't need holds no value" is a common philosophy ironically shared by drug dealers -- excuse me, "drug couriers" -- and those who abstain. It's the way that practicing drug users need to think to avoid the binge and other forms of drug abuse. Another philosophy you are probably familiar with: "There is a time for everything but not everything at the same time". The microsecond that the club owner started spilling cocaine across the record I was playing, the drug had the value of asbestos to me that might have been easier to remove from my record.
ant196503 5:50 AM - 8 March, 2015
Can chewing tobacco effect a weed detox kit to make u piss dirty?
DjGicomeng 5:40 PM - 8 March, 2015
Not yet. The chemical structure of nicotine is radically different from cannabis. Thus, chewing tobacco will not affect a drug screen today. If drug screening continues to be acceptable by society and the primary method for drug control is through suppression, then the day may come when insurance companies get their way and add nicotine to the list and detectable through a standard drug screen. In the U.S., this will not occur during the Obama administration, but the way that tobacco companies have been diversifying their interests, I would have to say that it is not impossible for such a bill to be introduced to the U.S. Congress after 2016. If such bill should be passed, you will need a triplicate prescription to administer nicotine in the U.S. and it is doubtful that it would be available in the form of cigarettes, cigars, or chewing tobacco.
The Return of Dj Sparky 4:42 AM - 9 March, 2015
I need some coke to get through your posts
Dj-M.Bezzle 1:11 PM - 9 March, 2015
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Not yet. The chemical structure of nicotine is radically different from cannabis. Thus, chewing tobacco will not affect a drug screen today. If drug screening continues to be acceptable by society and the primary method for drug control is through suppression, then the day may come when insurance companies get their way and add nicotine to the list and detectable through a standard drug screen. In the U.S., this will not occur during the Obama administration, but the way that tobacco companies have been diversifying their interests, I would have to say that it is not impossible for such a bill to be introduced to the U.S. Congress after 2016. If such bill should be passed, you will need a triplicate prescription to administer nicotine in the U.S. and it is doubtful that it would be available in the form of cigarettes, cigars, or chewing tobacco.



You clearly didnt understand his question.
dj_soo 9:10 AM - 14 March, 2015
I can't believe this shit is still legal in your country
whatever 4:21 PM - 16 March, 2015
I don't want to reply, I have my own question, this is the first time I've asked any site any questions ~ where do I put my question and how long for an answer????
AKIEM 4:24 PM - 16 March, 2015
What's your question?

It can be answered in as little as 5 min.
whatever 4:33 PM - 16 March, 2015
Thank you Akiem, phew, ok...I am going to a psych Dr tomorrow that does urine drug screens and takes walk ins, extremely bizarre for a psych doc I know but true. I have been on xanax for way to long and have the record to prove it, so I actually am not worried about that, however, the last time I smiled marijuana was almost 3 weeks ago, also took a morphine on Friday and Saturday, nothing else since. I know this is a dipstick test because of the price and because they will need immediate results. I want to know do you think I will pass and if so are there any tips you can give me to make sure that I do pass? I am so nervous but the last time I was without xanax for 4 days I was violently ill and had hallucinations, I cannot go thru this again. I have read so much but I want my own answers, please help and thank You Very much. Worried @ Whatever!
whatever 4:42 PM - 16 March, 2015
Do I just wait here for my answer? Ugh, I hate being so anxious. I'm waiting here unless told otherwise.
AKIEM 5:46 PM - 16 March, 2015
Thats a complicate question, it will take more than 5 min for your answer.
CMOS 6:10 PM - 16 March, 2015
If you are going to a psych doctor the best thing is to let them see what you are taking.


Be honest with your doctors, they are there to help you, not to rat you out.


By being honest and telling the doc what you are taking, he can help you get off the Xanax. If you have been taking them for so long they are going to show up on the test.

This is a good thing.

I had a friend in a very similar situation and the doc helped to ween him off the Xanax. Don't try to do it yourself, you can have a seizure if not done properly.

Go get help man, those pills will kill you.
CMOS 6:12 PM - 16 March, 2015
PS the morphene might not show but the Xanax and the weed probably will.
AKIEM 7:34 PM - 16 March, 2015
Whatever, your answer arrived in about 24 min.

Thanks CMOS.
whatever 11:42 PM - 16 March, 2015
Thank you akiem & cmos, I appreciate your help. The xanax is ok to show, it was just the morphine and the weed I have been worried about. I'm glad to hear the morphine probably won't show, but if the weed shows, he may not help me,wean or otherwise and seizures is my concern, I know after as long as I've been on, you absolutely cannot come off on your own. I've heard since it's a dipstick test that I can drink tons of water, pee as many times as possible before the test, take four aspirin 2 hours before the test, take vitamins to keep my piss yellow and use the mid stream of my urine. I don't know anything else with the dipstick test and I was sure I would pass it for the weed with aLL this info. Is there any reason cmos thinks I won't pass for the weed this way?? Just curious because I have to go no matter what!
kiana 2:09 AM - 18 March, 2015
I got some pee today from my friend I thought my drug test was today , so I had her heat it up before I left her house but about time I got to the place I was told to come back tomorrow if I freeze the pee over night will I still be able to use it ???
CMOS 1:56 PM - 18 March, 2015
Weed is fat based, most other drugs are water based.

Meaning if you dump some in water it will dissolve. Weed being fat based will not.


Weed stays in your system much longer than water based drugs. Most of those are out in 3-4 days. Weed can take weeks to leave. It all really depends on how much you smoke though.

If you are a once in a blue smoker you may be fine. If you are an everyday smoker like me, who has been duffing daily for 20 years, it can take upwards of 6 months for your pee to be completely clean.

Also hes a psych doc, not a cop, he aint gonna care about a lil weed.
AKIEM 4:53 PM - 18 March, 2015
duffing daily for 20 = half my friends.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 3:13 PM - 20 March, 2015
Just say no....
concerned_consumer 4:56 PM - 23 March, 2015
Pleaseee help!! I This test is court ordered at a drug testing facility!! And im a female so i dont know about how the whizzinator would work for me,but I smoked a joint a week ago,after not smokin for a week or two,and was a regular xanex consumer,and stopped Friday the 19th,and also consumed subutex for two wks up until the 19th,and have to test on 30th,how can I piss clean?? I heard there is a green tea flavored drink to cleanse everythinggg,but I can't find it! How can I piss clean or how can I use someone else's if I'm a female being watched takin the test?? Please help!! Thanks
AKIEM 5:27 PM - 23 March, 2015
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Pleaseee help!! I This test is court ordered at a drug testing facility!! And im a female so i dont know about how the whizzinator would work for me,but I smoked a joint a week ago,after not smokin for a week or two,and was a regular xanex consumer,and stopped Friday the 19th,and also consumed subutex for two wks up until the 19th,and have to test on 30th,how can I piss clean?? I heard there is a green tea flavored drink to cleanse everythinggg,but I can't find it! How can I piss clean or how can I use someone else's if I'm a female being watched takin the test?? Please help!! Thanks


your question will be answered within 24 hours
CMOS 5:38 PM - 23 March, 2015
Is this page showing up on google search for drug test or something?


This thread getting a lot of traction lately.
concerned_consumer 6:57 PM - 23 March, 2015
Yes it is,that's how I came across it,but can someone plzzz help!
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 7:55 PM - 23 March, 2015
Just say no....
CMOS 8:10 PM - 23 March, 2015
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Yes it is,that's how I came across it,but can someone plzzz help!



Learn the consequences and how long it takes to get clean before you take the drug is my advice.
concerned_consumer 8:30 PM - 23 March, 2015
Thx akiem!
concerned_consumer 8:31 PM - 23 March, 2015
That's def not an answer that helps..I'm not trying to hop in a private convo and be rude,thought this was an open convo..srry but I need helpful answers plzz
AKIEM 8:47 PM - 23 March, 2015
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Thx akiem!


No problem :)
CMOS 8:54 PM - 23 March, 2015
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That's def not an answer that helps..I'm not trying to hop in a private convo and be rude,thought this was an open convo..srry but I need helpful answers plzz



Heres a helpful answer, don't smoke weed a week before a drug test.
concerned_consumer 8:57 PM - 23 March, 2015
I didn't know I was gonna have one or I wouldn't have! Idk why u snapping at me,I'm jus tryn to get helpful answers like everyone else on this convo..
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 9:06 PM - 23 March, 2015
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I didn't know I was gonna have one or I wouldn't have! Idk why u snapping at me,I'm jus tryn to get helpful answers like everyone else on this convo..


Here's a helpful answer - > Just Say No... :-)
latindj 3:15 PM - 24 March, 2015
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I didn't know I was gonna have one or I wouldn't have! Idk why u snapping at me,I'm jus tryn to get helpful answers like everyone else on this convo..


Most of These people aren't doctors, lab rats or lawyers. They are dj's. Do you really expect to get knowledgeable and factual based help here? I'm sorry to inform you Miss, but you're fucked. Just saying...
AKIEM 4:44 PM - 24 March, 2015
Your question has been answered.
DJ Remix Detroit 6:12 PM - 24 March, 2015
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Do you really expect to get knowledgeable and factual based help here?


lol... you're asking a druggie to use common sense.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 7:07 PM - 24 March, 2015
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Your question has been answered.


Now THAT was funny....lmao.
Dj-M.Bezzle 7:45 PM - 24 March, 2015
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Pleaseee help!! I This test is court ordered at a drug testing facility!! And im a female so i dont know about how the whizzinator would work for me,but I smoked a joint a week ago,after not smokin for a week or two,and was a regular xanex consumer,and stopped Friday the 19th,and also consumed subutex for two wks up until the 19th,and have to test on 30th,how can I piss clean??



By not doing everything you did prior to the test. Also, try powering down the modem.
AKIEM 1:21 AM - 25 March, 2015
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Your question has been answered.


Now THAT was funny....lmao.


so is the guy with that next post
(the other funny)

lol

nm
d:raf 12:20 AM - 29 March, 2015
I blame Keoki.
fripie30 9:00 AM - 6 April, 2015
I was wondering I'm a female if I stuck a travel size bottle up me will it actually stay the temp I need. There's no way I can get clean in a few hours done tried that didn't work for me. I'm hoping I can just hold it up in me to get the right temp.
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:14 PM - 6 April, 2015
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I was wondering I'm a female if I stuck a travel size bottle up me will it actually stay the temp I need. There's no way I can get clean in a few hours done tried that didn't work for me. I'm hoping I can just hold it up in me to get the right temp.

Depends...how bigs the bottle
AKIEM 3:31 PM - 6 April, 2015
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I was wondering I'm a female if I stuck a travel size bottle up me will it actually stay the temp I need. There's no way I can get clean in a few hours done tried that didn't work for me. I'm hoping I can just hold it up in me to get the right temp.

Depends...how bigs the bottle


She said its travel size... the question is how big is the yamp?

This is a physics question. You want to find a calculation which will take the volume of liquid, initial temperature, and room temp to find the time it will take for the liquid to reach room temp. In this case "room temp" is "vigina temp"

This might help: www.physicsforums.com
latindj 3:53 PM - 6 April, 2015
You might wanna try something with a thinner wall, like a condom. Heat will surely transfer more easy than any kind of plastic bottle and keep things at vag temp. I'm not a doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
CMOS 8:20 PM - 6 April, 2015
This thread delivers lately.
CMOS 8:22 PM - 6 April, 2015
Rooster heads profile on the bus to rikers isle, holding PEE inside they pussy with they minds on the pretty things in life, props is a true thugs wife.
AKIEM 8:27 PM - 6 April, 2015
lol