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What are some funny one liners for DJ Drops????

DJ Pullout 1:19 PM - 6 June, 2011
So I want to get some hilarious DJ drops made with my name since I already got the regular ones... any suggestions?

I just ordered one that says "There's a party in my pants and DJ Pullout is invited!" (Sexy female voice)

I want funny suggestions like that.

what do you think?

I'm sure Bezzle can come up with like 10 immediately. lol
Dj-M.Bezzle 1:29 PM - 6 June, 2011
10s a hefty order
DJ Pullout 1:35 PM - 6 June, 2011
haha. ok ok ok..... 3 funny one liners.....
Dj-M.Bezzle 1:38 PM - 6 June, 2011
Your in the mix with DJ pullout, no baby makin music here

Your in the mix with DJ pullout, pullin out all the latest hiphop jams

Its time to plug in with DJ pullout

Its time for DJ pullout to spray those hot jams ...all over your face

If you think your close then its time for DJ pullout

If she wont put out its time for DJ pullout

Its dj pullout...because your dad didnt and your smarter than him

DJ pullout, cause we aint done yet

DJ pullout, cause ive gotta pull out before you can put it in

Because when its late night and your gettin hot and sweaty you know its time for dj pull out

and of course

dj pullout....YYYYEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
DJ Pullout 1:40 PM - 6 June, 2011
oh man. some of those are gems.

If you think your close then its time for DJ pullout

hahahaha
Dj-M.Bezzle 3:02 PM - 6 June, 2011
not bad for off the top\short notice, those are your free samples, for more ill need some $$
Chris Deluxe 3:36 AM - 8 June, 2011
Mothers, keep your daughters at home. Here is Dj Pullout!

Dj Pullout, the only guy that can spin Justin Bieber off his moped.

Dj Pullout, everybody becomes a dj nowdays.

Dj Pullout throws a party in his mouth! Wanna come?
DJ Tecniq 3:51 AM - 8 June, 2011
"Before we get it in it's time for DJ Pullout"

"DJ Pullouts about to get it in....musically"

"Working the decks harder than your baby's momma it's DJ Pullout"

"Layin down tracks faster than his women it's DJ Pullout"

"Don't pull that plug yet it's DJ Pullout in tha mix"

"Your listening to DJ Pullout.....atleast he was smart ;)"

"Before you backout it's time for DJ Pullout"

"Time to buss it wide open with DJ Pullout"

"DJ Pullout.....your girlfriends favorite DJ"
DJ Tecniq 4:00 AM - 8 June, 2011
"All up in your grill it's DJ Pullout"

"Layin down all tha hottest beats it's DJ Pullout"

"You shoulda hit it then quit it..cause it's time for DJ Pullout"

"All The ladies love him....it's DJ Pullout in tha mix"

"Your listening to the smartest man in the world...it's DJ Pullout"
philldafunk 4:45 AM - 8 June, 2011
"No accidents here... It's DJ Pullout"
DJ Pullout 12:59 PM - 8 June, 2011
lol
Chrisjin 1:09 PM - 8 June, 2011
after 9 months and Dj Pullout is still in the mix with no guilt
Certified Quality Entertainment 2:36 PM - 8 June, 2011
"You made it just in time....it's DJ Pullout in the mix!"
DJ Pullout 2:55 PM - 8 June, 2011
Im having them make these right now:

"Your listening to the smartest man in the world...it's DJ Pullout"

and

"Working the decks harder than your baby's momma it's DJ Pullout"


too funny.
Billy18bm 3:02 PM - 8 June, 2011
how in the hell did you think of the name dj pullout in the first place?
DJ Pullout 3:15 PM - 8 June, 2011
story is here www.djpullout.com
Chris Deluxe 3:35 PM - 8 June, 2011
The website looks really nice, but it took ages to load...
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:13 PM - 8 June, 2011
@pullout, which ones are the winners and whos gonna record them?
DJ Pullout 5:10 PM - 8 June, 2011
Ive been going here www.radiodaddy.com

If you get the right guy you can get a solid drop for 5-10 bucks. Or even free....
DJ Pullout 5:11 PM - 8 June, 2011
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The website looks really nice, but it took ages to load...



Yeah that vid of the guy scratching take all that load time.... I was thinking of getting rid of it in order to save people loading time...
agentorange 5:45 PM - 8 June, 2011
nah leave it. that ish is dope
Dj-M.Bezzle 6:36 PM - 8 June, 2011
it still trips me out when i go to someone i clown around with on the sites webpage and see their resume and realise their a kinda sorta somebody (or an official somebody)
CMOS 6:55 PM - 8 June, 2011
DJ PULLOUT.........Pause......AHH SHIT UR PREGNANT MY BAD.
DJ Pullout 6:58 PM - 8 June, 2011
ha. Bezzle I do the same thing.
DJ Pullout 7:01 PM - 8 June, 2011
what do you guys think about that Jayz Van Halen mash up thats in the player? That shit kind of put me on the map in Boston. People went bananas for it.
DJYoshi 8:30 PM - 8 June, 2011
it's the world famous DJ Pullout... going in and pulling out --> followed by scratching: "No mistakes allowed"
AT^ 8:32 PM - 8 June, 2011
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The website looks really nice, but it took ages to load...


Yeah that vid of the guy scratching take all that load time.... I was thinking of getting rid of it in order to save people loading time...


I would suggest you remove it. Most people wont wait for websites to load.

I was a web developer for 10+ years and there are two things that will get me to never go back to a site. 1. auto starting music. 2. long website load times.

People do not like to wait, and auto starting music is rather annoying. What if I already have music playing, now I have to kill my music to figure out how to turn yours off.. or just close the website.

I like the bio tho... good site otherwise!

Maybe a new music player too.. That one is hard to go thru your mixes... Was trying to find the van halen mash up... but the player kept saying connecting on every song.. would be easier if I could just locate it, play it, and then minimize the music player. Sorry I don't know of any off the top of my head....
DJ Tecniq 11:23 PM - 8 June, 2011
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Im having them make these right now:

"Your listening to the smartest man in the world...it's DJ Pullout"

and

"Working the decks harder than your baby's momma it's DJ Pullout"


too funny.
Thanks for pickin my lines. Can we hear some of your lightning fast mixes? I wanna hear how fast you can drop tracks :)
xplycyt 12:53 AM - 9 June, 2011
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The website looks really nice, but it took ages to load...


Yeah that vid of the guy scratching take all that load time.... I was thinking of getting rid of it in order to save people loading time...


I would suggest you remove it. quote]

+1 - crashed my browser at work with all the posts i wanted to read already open. had to go through the forum again trying to find them but won't be opening your site at work though - not good! Hopefully I'll remember to check it out at home. #imjustsaying
Joshua Carl 1:34 AM - 9 June, 2011
I guess its a good thing you didnt go with your first choice DJ Anal Creampie
DJ Pullout 12:58 PM - 9 June, 2011
I was Anal Creampie.........until I met your mom.


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Joshua Carl 4:22 PM - 9 June, 2011
well, at least now I know why you walk so funny.
DJ Pullout 4:23 PM - 9 June, 2011
lol
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:26 PM - 9 June, 2011
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I was Anal Creampie.........until I met your mom.


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did you thank his mom for getting you to quit that nonsense? lol
WestCoastAvenger 4:50 PM - 9 June, 2011
"Forget Planned parent hood, your in the mix with Dj Pullout"
Dj-M.Bezzle 4:52 PM - 9 June, 2011
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"Forget Planned parent hood, your in the mix with Dj Pullout"



lol DJ pullout doin it for the hood....BUT NOT PARENT HOOD
DJ Pullout 5:22 PM - 9 June, 2011
hahahaha
Tocayo 7:21 PM - 9 June, 2011
Pity we're still not with vinyl or you could have had,,DJ Pullout...that 12inch and make me move (female voice of course :)
DJ Pullout 7:41 PM - 9 June, 2011
lol
DJ Pullout 7:42 PM - 9 June, 2011
isnt there a sample on promo only that says something like that.....


"Its time to whip out a 12 inch"

or something like that....
DJ Art Pumpin Payne 9:14 AM - 10 June, 2011
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The website looks really nice, but it took ages to load...


Yeah that vid of the guy scratching take all that load time.... I was thinking of getting rid of it in order to save people loading time...


I would suggest you remove it. Most people wont wait for websites to load.

I was a web developer for 10+ years and there are two things that will get me to never go back to a site. 1. auto starting music. 2. long website load times.

People do not like to wait, and auto starting music is rather annoying. What if I already have music playing, now I have to kill my music to figure out how to turn yours off.. or just close the website.

I like the bio tho... good site otherwise!

Maybe a new music player too.. That one is hard to go thru your mixes... Was trying to find the van halen mash up... but the player kept saying connecting on every song.. would be easier if I could just locate it, play it, and then minimize the music player. Sorry I don't know of any off the top of my head....


^^^Kinda what he said - by the time it loaded - i missed what I was waiting for (caught a glimpse - but poof - gone). Long time to wait for so little return.
DJ LEXCALI 4:30 PM - 10 June, 2011
Hi guys,
I would like to know who can also help me with some drops ideas....I have none at the moment..thanks let me know please...
DJ Pullout 6:26 PM - 10 June, 2011
Heres the download link for the ones I had made that were inspired by your comments above. Pretty hilarious if you asked me. Theyre watermarked and all in one file.


www.yousendit.com
DJ Tecniq 1:52 AM - 11 June, 2011
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Heres the download link for the ones I had made that were inspired by your comments above. Pretty hilarious if you asked me. Theyre watermarked and all in one file.


www.yousendit.com
lol..as white as that guys voice sounds. yeh it's pretty fuckin hilarious lol.
Papa Midnight 6:01 AM - 11 June, 2011
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story is here www.djpullout.com


I'm sorry, but I was reading that bio (clean site, btw. Takes a bit to load, though) and absolutely died of laughter at "...no one's faster than Pullout. His lightening-quick...."

Anyway, here's a couple off the top:

"He's not your average Trojan man; You're in the mix with DJ Pullout"
"More accurate than the tracking method; In the mix with DJ Pullout"
DJ Pullout 10:21 PM - 12 June, 2011
@ Tecniq. Yeah I know right. Its all good though. So hilarious.

@ Midnight. Thanks man. Yeah Im debating on trying to shorten the load time...
Eduardo Serrano 2:09 AM - 15 November, 2012
Who is this DJ Pullout? that everyone is talking about? ;)
R-Tistic 3:41 AM - 15 November, 2012
"Who is DJ ___________? What! *kevin hart* You gon learn today!"
DJ GaFFle 11:26 AM - 15 November, 2012
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"You came just in time....it's DJ Pullout in the mix!"

Fixed... :-p
DJ GaFFle 11:34 AM - 15 November, 2012
"C*m one, c*m all, you're gonna have a ball with Dj Pullout in the mix!"
DJ GaFFle 11:39 AM - 15 November, 2012
"Skeet, skeet, skeet!" - Dave Chappell sample or "Skeet, skeet, skeet... watergun" - Lil Wayne with your Dj name as a drop too.
s3kn0tr0n1c 12:13 PM - 15 November, 2012
Dont Push in, Pull out baby.
RjDj419 6:05 AM - 12 March, 2013
his couch pulls out, but he doesn't. In the mix with DJ Pullout.
DJ Kash (pronounced cash) 7:32 PM - 18 October, 2013
hey guys. The drops ur helping him with are crazy. Could u guys please help me too with drops. Thanks