How do you do it?

i think you need a license..right?

they should also require a psychological exam

i think in your case its only legal in a few states so if i were in your situation I would start finding out which ones those are...start with cali

Your supposed to ask the chick "Will You Marry Me?"

She says "Yes, of coarse I will, I love you so much, blah, blah blah".

Then she takes care of all the details.

All you should have to do is agree on a few small things like what alcoholic uncle not to invite, what kind of cake you want, and what type of meals (probably 2 kinds) you want to serve. Normally doesn't require much from the guy, but be sure to appear really interested in her opinion.

Make sure the Mormon Church protects it though.

LAST, after you've gotten ALL of your PLAYERISM out of your system.

It's NOT easy, and you AND her have to compromise on a LOT to live together.

This is not what a ment, but now that we've gotten side tracked I just thought of something else.. If gays get the right to marry then shouldn't I have the right to have two wives? its my right

lol how so

1 guy + 1 girl = 2
1 guy + 1 guy = 2
1 girl + 1 girl = 2
1 guy + 1 girl + 1 girl = 3


One of these things is not like the other

LOL true, but what is the argument that the gay activists make?

I also need a girl too

that they should have the same rights as straight people??

If they wanna be as miserable as the rest of us, we should let them?

I would like to settle down with someone, but I don't trust women now days....too much drama

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

LOL! I'm 6 months into this marriage thing.. Its a whole different ball game!

MAN, you're still supposed to be in the HONEYMOON stage!

You have to find her a hobby ASAP.

LMFAO....whats funney is when you go to college you meet all these girls doin big things like pre med and pre law ect ect.....ya notice how you DONT see that many acutually IN those fields but you see a SHIT TON of stay at home moms....DONT FALL FOR THAT BAIT


PS what the hells wrong with the mall!!!!

lol

a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.

......ya that is a sad sight

this is actually an excellent idea!! Now I just gotta figure out what kind of hobby I can persuade her into.

Trust me when I tell you, she needs something to DO. You'll thank me later.

yes i think it will slow down all the texts I get from her

+1

dude does she have any close gfs that have hobbies? like a spinning/yoga class together, some women like way lame stuff but enjoy it....dunno u could think about that

Romanian community is very unique. My wife's last bf before me was half romanian half hungarian and her parents made her break up with him since he wasn't true blood. So when they found out she was dating someone who is dark skinned her whole community disowned her. Its like a culture shock for her to make american friends now.

Before she finds someone to do?

You better hope they don't stone her azz.

Hey, this is a male dominated board, and we'll sometimes talk about confidential Man Laws, so you have to act like one of us, and not resport any of your findings to Womanhood...OK?

Mess around, and you'll write a book and put us all out of business....

Oh, I get it.

Steadfast recently got married and meant more like "How do you deal with it?"

If the has time to text you a whole bunch of times during the day, does that mean she doesn't have a job?

If not, then definitely suggest she get a job. Perhaps at the mall? Or even the Verizon, ATT&T or T-Mobile store so she can talk to people about cell phones.

If she doesn't want to work than suggest culinary school. I find that women from other cultures still kind of think a bit of the old fashioned way and really try to please & support "their man". That is until they get a lot of American girlfriends. (Think of the old Eddie Murphy 'Goonie Goo Goo' bit)

I'm not familiar with Romanian dishes, but perhaps she'd like to learn more styles of cooking to make you happy? (or herself).

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally not at all chauvinistic. It's just been my experience with my Portuguese born wife, and a lot of other non-nationals I've met and worked with over the years. I prefer to come home and have something easy like a bowl of cereal, but she often times wants to make me some big meal.

Don't do it dude, go out and bang everything that moves for as long as you can.

LOL!

marriage = crucifixion of ur nuts

im not gonna write about ur secret man laws LMAO sure i have THAT MUCH Free time

i kind of do tho.

i just find this thread hilarious and its keeping me really entertained while im waiting for it to be 6pm

Taking the plunge in about 2 months. Somebody talk me out of it, or at least recommend a decent bachelor party idea that doesn't involve a strip club, not because she is a jealous controlling freak, but because it's too friggin expensive to look at tattoos of questionable quality and stretch marks.

talk you out of it? if your already thinking like that don't do it!

Sorry, my dry sense of humor doesn't always transmit well when typed. I don't literally mean talk me out of it, I mean after all, I would like to keep my reproductive organs.

Well, here's at least one reason to not get married or even get too serious about a chick period.
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is that video real? lol it seemed rehearsed.

xbox suck anyway!!!!!

Got you covered www.youtube.com view

lmaoooo!!!!!

anything that doesnt involve your wife as cheatting...

LOL so she says.

lol dumb asian chicks

and therefore it's cheating... that includes going out to lunch a concert or something and knowing she would have wanted to come

Hold up, LET'S BE CLEAR...

Him going somewhere where he knows SHE wanted to go is NOT cheating...

That's just "ME" time...and sometimes, dudes just have to get that..

BUT, if he goes trying to SCORE, get numbers, flirt, etc...(even if it's just to boost his ego, and throws the numbers away), THAT'S cheating....

that's how we see it... i'll bet you that if you're married and your wife wants to see a movie, but you go see it without her... shit's gonna hit the fan...

switch it and say she sees it with her friends without you and you try to pull a WTF, she wont see it as a big deal...

i guess every relationships different, i know lots of people who have the ability to still operate as an individual without their spouse holding their hand

i didnt say any movie... and not sayin they have to do everything together. it just seems like chicks make bigger deals out of stuff like that after they are married

nah I tell her please go hang out with your friends or something.. I'm not the jealous type.

women be straight up crazy about all kinds of shit and itll never end.
AAHHHH! i go mad.

I also think so.

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Some women were talking the other day about why men don't understand them... i don't remember what they said... but i remember thinking.. bullshit bullshit bullshit... ya;ll are just crazy... pretty much its like Katy Perry's song about being hot and cold...

they get pissed about stuff you dont see as a big deal, they make a big deal out of stuff that you didnt think would be a big deal. you make a big deal out of stuff they couldnt care less about.

I love my wife, but i wouldnt say i understand her...

^^ haha lol its true man. i dont know what they be thinking 75% of the time.

i can tell ya, break down out of that 75% - 50% babies, 25% how to kill her husbands fun and 25% her friends are all bitches...

I think marriage is stupid, because 2 people can still have kids and live together very happy. I think once people get married it changes them, i mean look how many divorces are out there especially between religious people, atheists have more survived marriages than religious people. Just google and youll see. The only reason a guy asks to marry is cause thats what every girl dreams of. I think if 2 people decide to get married they should by law have to take a lie detector test and get prenups signed too.

Nope, they do it so they have garenteed poon for when their too old to pull it anymore lol

lie decector test? lol.

"do you really want to marry this woman"
"does she turn you on" etc...
lol

you know what u tell em like my friend told him wife cause she would always turn him down like debra on everybody loves raymond he was like if you dont wanna give it up to me ill go out there and get ass and things changed right away lol

theres escort services and crazy bitches that will fuck anything lol

the craziest thing I ever heard a woman say is "why are you arguing with my emotions"

no the best one is "why dont you be with me, youre never here with me, you need to spend time being with me" when you are home all the time.

Both wrong. Health Insurance.

My girlfriend wanted to get married, I did not. I wanted to be with her, but she wanted more of a commitment. After realizing it's not as "final" as it's made out to be, I asked her to marry me, and i actually get excited as it gets closer (no homo).

I'm also still looking for bachelor party suggestions. I guess we will be cheating on each other since we will not be involved with the others party.

^ im failry sure a woman dosent have to be married to get health insurance....they can get a damn job

^^ exactly. what world is this where woman get everything they want for free.
wack!

Slimjimmm, that is the shittest thing i have ever heard and i feel sorry for you.

ya gotta keep that pimp hand strong....i think i got a coupon for some baby powder around here you can use to get you started

A close mutual friend of my girl and I will be getting married in 2 weeks. She's been through a whole lot with previous relationships. Dudes acting straight up asshole type, she finally met a dude that was treating her right and the dude step up to the plate and asked her to marry him. Some people just have it in them (nm) to take that plunge and some people don't.

Here's the catch, they both have kids from previous relationships and it's constant baby momma/daddy drama for both of them. In the end I guess they both accepted the fact that they can't change the past and take shit as it comes.

Nope this is REAL TALK right there....

what do you Nope, i wasnt asking your opinion on it. real talk, admitting your wasting your life on a marriage that he didnt want. thats real talk? whats real is not getting married since he really didnt want to until he found some reasoning in his head telling him its not forever and just do it, hell find a way out sometime later. prepping for divorce since she wanted it and he didnt.

He says "i guess well be cheating on each other".

Real talk...right. you and him should get together and engage in contracts you want nothing to do with and squeeze your way out later in time.

all for health insurance??

Please tell me hes kidding and ill appologize, but it doesnt sound like a joke to me.

my wife before we were married was on my insurance for years, we rocked the common law for a while before i was even thinking marriage, to many people rushing in to that shit...

+1

+1

Wow, testy much guys?


The cheating on each other was due the fact of the bachelor/bachelorette parties. Someone had mentioned it did not matter what we did, we would be cheating, so I came back with, well I guess we are cheating on each other. I've been with this girl for the better (or worse) part of 6 years, and I have never engaged in any type of act with any other woman during that time, and I really don't have a desire to start now.

You should not have to feel sorry for me taking a bit of time to come to grips with the act of marriage. While in the beginning, I did not desire to have the label attached due to problems like the amount of divorces within the first year etc. I came to the conclusion, that it's not the worst thing in the world, and if I truly desired to spend my life with her (which I did/do, married or not) she deserves to have her special day that we both can enjoy, and look back on many years afterwards. If you read my comments, you would see that I stated I'm actually getting excited (less than 2 months away) I'm not prepping for divorce, I'm prepping for life. Too many people rush into marriage just for the fucking sake of saying you're married, where as I waited and made sure, and she is glad we built our relationship to where it is today. It may not be this way if I had jumped right in and got a ring when she thought she was ready, which she admits she wasn't.

She is not marrying me for health insurance, it is the other way around. Also, just a hint, I wouldn't marry someone just for health insurance, we all will have it one way or another soon enough. Why would I subject myself to girly movies and dinner with in-laws just for that?

Ya whats the matter with you guys, getting all testy, dont you guys know he meant THE EXACT OPPOSITE of what he acutually wrote, jeez whats the matter with you people

No, it's REAL TALK, because TIMES ARE HARD. Health insurance is HARD to come by. If either of them has a GOOD plan, or they see things in EACH OTHER'S PLAN that they can benefit from, (i.e eyecare, dental, co-insurances), that is SOMETIMES very inticing.

Hell, he MIGHT be kidding....but besta believe, I've said it before, most "Marriages" today are a "Contract", with something to gain for either party.

times are hard?? hahahahaha come on man, you make a living dj'ing. times arent that hard.

but bezzle said it right, we must have missed the ESP classes as we couldnt read his mind as he meant the exact opposite of what he wrote.

and i dont care if most marriages are contracts for something to gain, thats not how i roll and it shouldnt be how anyone does either.

ive never looked at someone or had a female friend say they were with someone for health reasons!! hahaha sounds so stupid.

Or move to a country where you have health insurance freedom (Canada, UK) and you can get on with your life instead of living a lie.

Marriage isn't what it used to be, roles have changed and I am amazed when I see 50-60-70 year anniversary announcements in the paper. I've often asked my grandparents how they lasted some 60 years and they said they had long ago accepted each other and knew they wouldn't be able to change each other.

Everyone is taught now to make themselves happy at all costs so partnerships and marriages are set to fail from the get go. I've just passed my 3rd year with my wife and while we fight occasionally, I love her dearly and am a stronger person with her, than without.

I feel you dude, really, but the truth of the matter is that Marriage = Benefits if you take one for the team.

friend: oh so how did you two meet?

girl: oh we met at the health insurance seminar as i was looking for a man with health coverage i could benefit from.

friend: oh i see, match made in heaven.

guy: yeah, i was really looking for a leech i could call my own

friend: cool i want one too, maybe you should marry each other

girl: oh we are getting married, i need health insurance forever right?? haha i mean come on, whos going to buy my prozac when i need it?

friend: i see.

See this right there? ^^^ IMO, dead WRONG.

You should be a STRONG person w/out the need of someone else. Maybe I'm taking it too literally, but LOTS of people NEED people to "COMPLETE" them.

A person should have their act together before linking up with someone else.

You act like INTERNET DATING SITES don't do cross references JUST like that...

And people go on them ALL the time.

The "General" meaning of someone having "Health Insurance" is a quick and dirty way to say, "Ok, this person has a job, WITH benefits"....

I'd bet if you signed up for an Internet Dating Site and had an option to put "Employed" or "Unemployed",. which one would get you more hits?

ok ok i hear that, i wasnt referring to some sort of application process though.

i didnt know you get married out of a appliction.

aannnyways, im smil

smiling still and im just having my say, absolutely not stating whats the right or wrong way to do things. to each their own and i hope the best for all and hope slimmjimm gets the best out of life as only he knows whats best for him and his future.

Enough with the insurance. Bezzle, please see your quote. If this i not an attempt at humor, then I don't know what is. This is why I came up with the insurance thing.

I know, but WOMEN, put you through a "Process" whether you know about it or not..

Job? - Check!
Decent Credit? - Check!
Big D*ck or can Eat P*ssy to make me forget about his short comings? - CHECK!

Yep, women run you through a LIST, and it's about time US MEN, held them to a higher standard too!

For example...

Can cook ? - Check!
Great Head? - Check!
Swallows? - Keeper!

You know, stuff that keeps us happy...

I mean, I can't get upset at you guys for jumping down my throat, because I put it out there for you to read and comment on, but I thought I pretty much 'splained myself in my post before the above.

From now on I'll stick to no humor or lightness in my posts, I'll just be serious all the time.

Ya its a benefit to the woman but for marriage if you dont mean it the man stands to lose MUCH more than the woman does, your gonna be wishin you took more time when your divorced and shes getting half your paycheck forwarded to her ban account to make her new mans rims payments

I know I said I would stop posting humor, but I can't resist with every fiber of my being.

NOTE: ATTEMPT AT HUMOR AFTER BEZZLE QUOTE, AGAIN THIS IS ONLY A JOKE!



I obviously have much less to lose than her. She is the one with the job, my sugar momma, hence why I am marrying HER for the health insurance.

cricket......cricket......chirp......tumbleweed

anyways, back to topic. lets not be too harsh on Slimmjimm, we dont know him.

YOU sir are an icon!