1. Go out to my gigs on raining/slow nights, rock the party, and come back with my money.

1. Make my coffee
2. Change diapers
3. Fill out my expense reports
4. Properly tag my music library with no intervention from me
5. Prepare fresh deep dish Chicago pizza on demand
6. Manage my investments (100% no loss gaurantee)
7. Make my kids sleep whenever I wanna zug zug the wifey
8. Eat my brussel sprouts & asparagus
9. Find Jimmy Hoffa
10. Perform all major and minor servicing and maintenance on my cars

1) Give Akiem better thread material

1-9) give me free ssl t shirts
10) give me free ssl stickers

1. Play all the newest club bangers and there mash-ups for me so i can just sit back and get paid
2. Set up every gig so i make no less then $2000 a night
3. Set up my 1200's, mixer, computer, and sl1 box all on its own
4. Get me drunk everynight with no hangover the next day
5. Pull every hot girls phone in the club number from there cell phones
6. Give my the scratch skills of q-bert
7. Hook me up with a celebrity to make me famous.
8. Drive my car for me
9. Give me a BJ in the booth while i watch the program dj for me
10.Make me a microwave DJ





















On second thought........ I Dont see how much more needs to be done to make serato more user friendly!!!!

1.incorperate a stand, so i dont have to go out and buy one.
2. incorperate my 303 sampler into it, so i dont have to set it up tooo

HAHAHA

#1) Give the SSL Forum Mods a SENSE OF HUMOR

1. TYPE CAPS FOR ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO
2. TYPE A BUNCH OF SPACES SO... WELL YOU KNOW WHY.
3. REPEAT 1 & 2 AND DUPLICATE UNTIL THERE'S 10 OF THEM.

surprisingly, and in complete opposition to the entire point of this thread, these are good ideas.

if serato had a sample bank i could play sound effects from, i think i'd dig it that much more. although....i'm not sure if we have any keyboard shortcuts left to work with.

up down up down left right.....

I can just see the new guy at Serato coming up with this key combination... CONTROL + ALT + DELETE and then getting egged by the rest of the Serato gang.


lol

thread material? what the hell do you mean, my gear is nice homie. I got money sign silk draws on right now

WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAAAAA!



Now, that's funny.

Am I the only one that is annoyed that (Windows) 'Ctrl+O' can also launch Media Player?

1. automatically download tracks off of websites (of my designation) based on my preferences (which ssl would learn over time), and place them in an itunes smart folder labeled "new auto DL"
2. adjust my scratches so that they sound like a dmc champ even if i mess up
3. it should double as a "wrap it up!" box a la dave chappelle. digital graphics and lights for people who need to wrap their shit up (dumb requests and such).
4. shoot electrical charges at anybody who hangs over my shoulder for more than 20 seconds while i'm djing
5. download content off of any available bluetooth devices in the area. dumb cellphone pics, girls phone #'s, etc.
6. eh, enough of this....

1. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
2. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
3. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
4. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
5. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
6. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
7. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
8. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
9. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!
10. Able to hook up 2 laptops to one ScratchLive Box!

1. cut my lawn
2. change my oil for free
3. wash my cars
4. pay my bills
5. do my laundry

1. play with my balls.