I started working out and eating right, now everytime i go out i'm like naw im good. Ill just have water and a salad. All the hommies looks at me like WTF? A SALAD?? YOU'RE GAY.

Hahahahahahha, FUCK.

well...i was going to say no until you said salad..

now if you had a steak next to the salad..

that would just tell me that he is a gay man that of course likes salad and enjoys good meat.

LOL yeah.............tube steak

it's not a diet anymore, you're just switching up your eating habits. nothing wrong with that at all.

stick with it and see if they keep up with the insults when you start seeing results.

No. It does not make you gay, even if the word "SALAD" is thrown in there. If your homiest truly respect you, They would respect your wishes for healthy lifestyle choices. Due to a Diet and exercise change this year, I've lost 35 pounds this year. My goal is to be 210pounds by December 31st. At least that way, When January 1st 2011 arrives (god willing), I can say I stayed committed to my goals and reach them. I am 20lbs shy of 210.

I give you props for taking care of your health. Trust, We are DJs. We work all sorts of crazy hours, Our sleeping patterns are non-existent, We eat all types of bad food, drink too much. Something has got to give. I used to be 360 pounds and let me tell you... Those who say they dont have 30 minutes a day to dedicate to their health and longevity in life are full of shit. Once I turned 30 this past November, I felt like I hit a road block. Either change my eating habits or become a diabetic. I already suffer from high blood pressure... This weight loss has been the ultimate blessing.

This is definitely something people should consider.

Back to the topic, No, You are not gay. I would yell "HELLA SUSPECT" if you were wearing a headband and a leotard or dressed like DJ BLISK.

For reals.... MY moms used to bag on my weight. Last time she hadnt seen me in 3 months, She almost didnt recognize me. Not as much fat around my face and neck as before. LOL

good job audio1. I used to be 385 lbs. I know what you mean, you really feel like shit when you get to that size. I lost all that weight and at my lowest i was 210, now im back up to 250. I'm trying to get back to work and back into shape. It's tuff but I did it once, i'll be dammed if i cant do it agian.

Props Audio. That's a crazy amount of weight shed.



yo blisk, that's all him! for the first time, i have nothing to do with this!

A steak gargonzola salad sounds good

the other day i had chunks of blue cheese on a cobb salad for the very first time. WTF!!!!!!!!! how can anyone stand it? It's so disgusting and bitter. Then I hear some lady order the same thing and she's like "EXTRA BLUE CHEESE" yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.

When I was going to the gym,trying to eat right and a lot to gain wieght,friends at work would clown. They would squeeze my skinny arm and say: "i see the gym is paying off" I would play it and come back with a fat joke and everyone would be like "ooooh!"

Man EFF that though, Anytime someone makes a skinny joke, I come back with a fat joke and 9 times out of 10,its a fat person that has to open there mouth. A few people have gotten all butt hurt after I tell call them a fat name.

Ef that, it doesnt work just one way and I wont be punked like that in public.Ill admit Im not good with stuff like that but I dont automaticaly get all violent either.People get all pissed when you call them fat but think its cool to clown a skinny.Not with me.

Anyway, like people told me,just keep doing your diet,if they want to eat and feel shitty as they grow older,thats on them.

Im cool with blue cheese. I prefer Ranch Dressing. (no misquote just in case)

You like tossing a guy's salad? Yes. You're gay.

not blue cheese dressing, blue cheese. Real chunks of it. There's like blue shit inside of it. It's basically rotten cheese. Gross

i put blue cheese on almost everything lol

lol whats really crazy (and you have to look out for this is your seriosu about your diet) is that most restraunt salads have
A) More food than anything else on the menu
B) Are higher in fat and calories than anything on the menu

I was at Buffalo wild wings last night with some peeps and ordered the salad......it was like 3 times bigger than my homeboys appateizer platter and basically was a handful of lettuce and a full bag of shredded cheese and deep fried chicken strips LOL, nothin gay about that in the least.......Even wendys salads are horrible for you most of them have more calories than the damn burgers do

you're fucking disgusting bezzle....blue cheese?

but yeah, when you get a salad, you have to make sure it has the grilled chicken and make sure to get the dressing on the side. I usually put like 10% of the dressing they give you. Then I just eat the rest of the lettuce plain. It's tasteless, and sucks. But oh well.

^^ exactly

don't fool yourselves that just bc you're ordering a salad, its a better/healthier option than the burgers and fries combos. restaurant salads tend to be loaded with extras like cheese, croutons, dark meat chicken, etc. that's in addition to the shitty dressings like thousand, ranch, caesar, blue cheese.

if you're gonna go the restaurant salad route, try to find ones that use darker vegetables for the greens (lighter greens like iceberg lettuce are ok but since you're eating salad, you might as well maximize the effort). sub the cheese and croutons for fruits and nuts (pause). sub the thousand, ranch, caesar, blue cheese for italian, balsamic vinegar. rule of thumb: avoid the creamy dressing (pause) and go for more "watery alternatives".

the best route to go is to just cook for yourself. that way, you control all the ingredients and portions.

lol i remember when wendys 1st started offering salads i was like hell ya im start eating RIGHT......ya come to find out their salads are packin about 900 calories a pop and i was better off scarfin down cheesburgers

mmm im hungry now anyone for a big mac?

Stop hanging around with homophobic, insecure pencil dicks and just watch the pounds melt away!

iceberg lettuce is worthless...eat spinach

I feel gay when I eat bananas though

Skiggz I bet your friends aren't Brad Pitt themselves. Just about all my friends weigh more than they did when they were 18. Lookin on facebook all the dudes that played football in my HS and teased other kids for being fat are now fat as shit themselves.

mabye if you tried taking smaller bites of the bannana instead of just sliding it down your throat whole you would feel more confident

That's the truth! Here in NY, they started making restaurants put the calorie/fat info right onto their menus. I've been noticing a lot that the shit you would think is the "healthy" choice turns out to be 10x worse than a lot of other things on the menu that people would avoid if they were trying to eat right and didn't know the specs on the dish.

No way!!!!!

lol

Ya i remember when i first started to think about what i eat, i was in college and came to the conclusion that obviously sit down restraunts are healthier that those nasty fast food joints so i ate at them all the time.....WRONG gained weight...then i was like i know illorder the salad...WRONG gained weight...lol i was soooooo pissed to know that the entire time i was spending double the money and eating stuff i wasnt all that into that i was better off going and getting a double whopper with cheese from burgerking......ummmmmmmmmmmmmm whoooooopppppeerrrrr (homer simpson voice)

hahah so true

wow....

fags

hahahaha

best misquote ever! (no misquote)