Lately i've seen people slip...(you know its going to be a show when someone starts asking for some popcorn)..so lets just make it clear to the no0bs on what NOT to say/ask

-Do NOT ask or expect members of this forum to drop you free tracks

- Do NOT ask... "which is better, Mac or PC?"

Lately - Do NOT ask if I should get the iPhone 4

or EVO

or any phone... “Retire, relax, enjoy your family. It is just a phone. Not worth it.” .

1. Who won the battle.
2. Will serato add autosync
3. Which is better turntables or CDs
4. Where can I get some free tracks
5. Which is better tractor or ssl
6. Which is better vdj or ssl
7. Should I use a midi controller alone with ssl
8. Should I play a gig for free
9. When is ssl version X going to be released

- Do NOT say negative things about Asian chicks

- do not let forum members know about relationship malfunctions

its fun for a laugh... isn't it? When something sucks, its nice to know there are people who couldnt even get their current GF to be an X... lol

Basically don't ask how to do anything related to DJ'ing. At least on this site. Otherwise, you're not a real DJ.

Lol

lol ok lets see

dont ask what music hots
dont ask for music
dont ask for playlists
dont ask when new products are going to be released
dont ask any mac\pc questions
dont ask other DVS
dont ask for gig advice dont ask for anything about the product that can be found in the manual

......kinda an odd dj\dvs forum...what the hell DO we talk about lol

How to record a mix
Which headphones to buy or admit that you dont need head phones to mix

Dont ask about Gig Bags
Dont ask which Cartridges or Needles work best
Hell while we're at it "Dont Ask Don't Tell"

Don't ask "does it mean i'm gay if i like this..."

- Do not ask when the next version of serato is coming out
- Do not ask when Native Support will be available for CDJ 900/2000

hahahaha

Do not mention Kanye West... or Scott Storch

Do not post a thread tittled "Things NOT to say or ask on this forum" tottalled absurd lol

*New title*

Things I don't give a shit about...

Do not even mention Dubstep.
Do not ask what color underwear I'm wearing.
Do not debate with Johnny M. (He will post 10 posts before you can get 2 in)
Do not ask if I will come and service your wife. (It's not free and I can't advertise on here)

lol @ #3 Sniffles...

dont ask shit on this forum or else you get made fun of

DONT ask about where you can buy white serato cv

Don't ask me to review your mix unless you have thick skin.

Don't open threads about dumb shit
you got something to scream to the world do it on facebook

Thats why i haven't posted a mix yet. My skin is Thin

evoiphone 4is better.ha ha

1) Do not mention Tony Little
2) Do not make jokes about gays, (especially if Dale is around)
3) Do not argue with SIxxx or nik 39, Their right to wrong ratio is astounding
4) Never ever agree with any political idea other than that of the far left democrats., You will be stoned
5) Never talk bad about DJ Am, He is our patron saint
6) never talk good about Pauly D
7) Don't be ashamed to talk about bowl movements
8) Never admit to looking at waveforms to mix
9) never mix without headphones.
10) If you think your mix is good, Post it, we will assure you that it sucks.

and never, I mean NEVER feed them after midnight!!!

hahahaha

thats why i dont post my shit!!

lol

Do not ask what a digital record pool is. I learned my lesson the hard way. LOL!

Don't tell people tiesto is the best dj in the world! Infact dont even mention the knob twisting fuck!

LOL,,, nice Sixxx

ns7 / vci 300 owners - stay away from scratchlive forum

Lol stevie. You got me on that video though. Good times

good times indeed

Do not tell Stevie o that Fox News is not Fair and Balanced ;)

PS..... Obama is a piece of shit (for real)

PPS.... So is Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck

PPPS.... Obama really is a piece of shit. Fuck off debt lover!

Do not post a stupid question, and expect a reasonable answer.

Also, don't bump your own threads IF you ask a question, it's not that we didn't see it...

We were ignoring it.

Hmmmmmmmm............


I'm about to pull a Nik39.

Don't! With your 40 posts to 1 thread ass! I see you involved in a thread and I ignore it because I know you'll beat it to death like a porn star who is on a 5 video contract.

You bump threads that aren't even yours let alone your own threads...... You know whats more embarrassing than someone pulling a rug underneath their feet? Someone pulling a rug underneath their own feet.

Bottom line,

Shhhhh.......

THE.BEST.removed by mod thread.EVER.

Also...

DON'T ask me if you want to battle....

As I will WAX YOU TOO Sniff, as I have everyone else...

dont ask when jamster will release his uber video

lol

I waxed Johnny like an eyebrow.... lol

dont ask for the best porn site ever

Come on Skiggz this is a family web site...

Thanks but no thanks!

:-)

Hahaha. Bad misquote but funny nonetheless.

Aw hell naw, Heeelll NAW!!!!!!! Watch it bitch! You dun' crosssed the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Chris Matthews is a doosh
Glen Beck is a major jerkoff.
I have no use for Hannity or Limbaugh
O'reilly however is very fair

every single person on tv is full of shit if you ask me

Obama is THE MAN.

which turntables are the best?

^^ belt drive gemini's. That's my answer to that

Thanks.

What Mixer should I get?
I got 50 bucks to spend.

you should just download virtual dj it comes with an internal mixer and its free.
:P
haha
which leads us to the next one....

-don't come in here with a budget
it's like someone having a budget for a party, IF YOU HAVE A BUDGET FOR A PARTY YOU CLEARLY ARN"T IN THE ECONOMIC POSITION TO THROW A PARTY

I got more questions:

Which needles should I get? Shure or Ortofon? What are banana cartridges?

this is getting more difficult haha

-why do i hear a "beep" noise when my control vinyl is spinning

-why do I hear a grumbling noise when no song is playing and the needle sits on the record?

Don't ask if its ok to download from LImeWire.
Don't ask for a copy of someone elses music or video library.
Don't talk bad about a dj when you know there not on this forum.
Don't ask where you can get FREE music.
Don't post your whack tracks or remixes.
Don't ask when new CV are coming out.
Don't ask if a CV with multi colors are official.

I bet he rolled the debt (including houses, cars, lurury items and live stock) of his family and any Dems in congress into the national debt when he borrowed money from China

Don´t ask questions, or even post, if you can´t distinguish there, their, and they´re.

its funny how you talk bad about Obama,but when Bush was in office(the reason why the U.S.A is fucked up now) you all wasn't saying nothing

It´s because Bush was just like us. White, uneducated and full of prejudices.

If you participate in the forum you must agree to:

1. Be nice to others.
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner.
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service.
4. Not post any contact details in the Forum.
5. Not talk about porn sites.

Anyone who breaches these rules may have their Serato forum privileges removed.

OMG!

Say that shit AGAIN!!!!!!

You know, I swear to GAWD, when they renamed that thread, and it said The BEST "Removed By MOD" Thread EVER,

I thought they PURPOSELY meant to name it that way, and it was funny as hell. Like they were putting the smack down!

But it looked like it was just a "Search and Replace" for the word "P**N" and "Removed By MOD".

haha I knew I could piss some one off with that,.

If your blend falls off beat,...Blame George Bush

or not on key

don't talk shit about Obama

LOL

it was intentional :)

s

Then THAT was the best locked thread ever...

+1 This is why I love the staff at serato, even when they pissed at something, they still manage to make me smile! Was totally awesome!

I was going to say, since my return, the "Mods" here are MUCH more "Human", and don't seem to act "above" anyone else.

They even talk amongst us in threads, and sometimes you forget they are mods.

That's what's really cool here now.

hey sean,
sorry i posted that .removed by mod. stuff
just got .removed by mod. in the moment.

lolz

In most ways I agree with you 100%, the only part i disagree with is the since ur return, because Ive always found them to be that way. Professional, but approachable, which is fantastic, I have reccomended serato to so many dj's & when I get asked why I rep them so hard, my response is always the same.

The product does exactly what I want it to, & if it does not I have the opertuninty to speak to someone from the company about either fixing it or getting it added! I point them to the forums & show them examples of this and generally they end up buying it too!



It's totally awesome!

we just like to give a little bit of love back to you guys (no homo)

ok, im going now, work to do :)

s

I dunno, I was gone for quite a while, like 2 years. Maybe my perception is different, but it seems like a new crop of Mods.

Anyway, they give respect if you show them respect, so It's all good.

I think the mods have deffo changed, I havent seen a post from Matt G in a while.

Damm, it was a 2 year ban....Didn't seem that long... I never posted back then, but I always read the forum..

But I bet some you made some upset upon your return :)

I don't consider it a ban, but more of a sabbatical. :-).

Plus, once I got SL3, I figured it was more important for me to get GOOD INFO on my 700.00 product, than to get banned over BS.

2 years my ass......cmon son.

Yeah man, like August 2007...

Where YOU been?

looks like I missed something, what happened with this "Removed" thread?

it was removed

It was basically a thread for the best porn sites... and every porn link in the thread was replaced by a MOD with the phrase - "removed by mod" - And the original Title of the thread was also renamed...

www.serato.com

yeah after I canceled my plans Saturday night, I got back on my computer and into that thread, and all the links was removed. I was pissed

REMOVED BY MOD

So, you were looking forward to having your gig be done with so you could go to that site? lol...

maybe we should start a PM with them... we can call it all the best sites removed by a moderator thread

LMAO!

You can't make this stuff up...

I love this place.

lol

Actually, I was really looking forward to gig'in on something else but they took the links down

giggety!

DJskiggz

please do not post links to sites that contain er...."adult" material...If you should do it again then you will most likely be banned.

although I personally like that kinda thing, Serato.com is not the place for it :)

Cheers

S

shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got caught, ok fine

what if they are posted on scratchlive.net ?

NO

we ask that you do not post them AT ALL.

and anyways, Serato.com and Scratchlive.net forums are the same thing so we will find you, we will hunt you down and we will ban your posterior :)

btw, we are actually quite nice peaceful people here in New Zealand:

i.telegraph.co.uk

s

lol, he said they will ban your posterior...

You'll be Serato's Posterior boy. Get it? Posterior Boy.

OK. I give up. :P

and they will remove the pictures of it...

(your posterior)

I give up too...

:-o

REMOVED BY MOD

wtf? i didnt post anything bad. Blasphemy!

lolz

:(

LOL

Where was Old Zealand?

And why did they feel a need to create a new one? Was something wrong with the old one?

en.wikipedia.org

^old zealand

Don't Lebron us and then post a horrible vid of you trying to mix,scratch or whatever he thought he was doing

And then take the shit talking as a compliment and post ANOTHER vid LOL

lolllll

...so does anyone have a free track from Limewire where Tiesto and DJ Pauly D collaborate, so I can play it back at a gig I'm doing with an Asian chick for free on my white Torq vinyl while looking at waveforms until Serato 3 comes out?

I stopped reading after Asian chick

that pretty much sums it up...

can i ask when beatunes color and key imported into itunes will import into ssl (or itch) i skipped to the bottom so i didnt see if that was allowed. i dont key mix cause i dont have any dj equip. but i think it should be there

do not idiolize pauly d? ;-p