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How does Serato pay its employees? LOL
JD
7:27 PM - 16 December, 2009
I was just wondering.. and im not looking for an actual answer but think about... We buy a Serato unit for around $500 bucks. That unit works for us for YEARS. All subsequent updates to the program are free. As djs, we invested around $500 bucks once and that one investment keeps us making money for years since the box lasts so long... But Serato takes that one time payment (which is surely less than the $500 we pay).. and keeps employees working..Im sure the other programs they offer also cover expenses but those programs too are not bringing in weekly residual income.. Im dumbfounded on the business model.
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:30 PM - 16 December, 2009
do you really think it costs 17 dollars for them to produce a vinyl control tone record...how often do those wear out, it dosent take 500+ to producd the SL soundcards and theres no production fees to software....and believe it or not theyve sold their product to more people than the guys on this board ;) lol
dj vegas
9:15 PM - 16 December, 2009
shhhhhh wtf!!!
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I was just wondering.. and im not looking for an actual answer but think about... We buy a Serato unit for around $500 bucks. That unit works for us for YEARS. All subsequent updates to the program are free. As djs, we invested around $500 bucks once and that one investment keeps us making money for years since the box lasts so long... But Serato takes that one time payment (which is surely less than the $500 we pay).. and keeps employees working..Im sure the other programs they offer also cover expenses but those programs too are not bringing in weekly residual income.. Im dumbfounded on the business model.shhhhhh wtf!!!
JD
10:20 PM - 16 December, 2009
Even if they sold vinyl control records - how many does one user go thru a year? Serato has been around for years now... Of course there are thousands of djs who use Serato but thats not a re-occuring fee they are making... Im not looking for an answer but just made me wonder... whatever theyre doing, good job!
Laz219
10:20 PM - 16 December, 2009
What? You didn't know? All the serato team are 12yo and work for gummy bears.
dj vegas
10:26 PM - 16 December, 2009
sound like a better job than working at nike!!!
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What? You didn't know? All the serato team are 12yo and work for gummy bears.sound like a better job than working at nike!!!
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:26 PM - 16 December, 2009
let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
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how many does one user go thru a year?let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:29 PM - 16 December, 2009
also did you notice that when the SL3 came out about 75% of SL users went out and bought a new one....and i would say theres more users than "thousands"n scratchlive is a worldwide thing.....cept the netherlands lol
DJDeluchi
10:31 PM - 16 December, 2009
i dont care how there payed they do an amazing job including the admin in here i hope they just get payed well for there awsome work and wat a stupid thread
Rebelguy
10:41 PM - 16 December, 2009
All the Serato employees are really Oompa Loompas. They work for room and board and are happy to do it as they were transplanted from Loompaland were they were getting eating right and left by the Wangdoodles.
So I heard a rumor that the 57 has sold in the 10s of thousands range...just the 57. Any truth to this Serato peeps...Rane peeps?
So I heard a rumor that the 57 has sold in the 10s of thousands range...just the 57. Any truth to this Serato peeps...Rane peeps?
MrTM2
10:43 PM - 16 December, 2009
Pioneer fanboys unite! JK :)
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and i would say theres more users than "thousands"n scratchlive is a worldwide thing.....cept the netherlands lolPioneer fanboys unite! JK :)
DJ Dub Cowboy
11:38 PM - 16 December, 2009
let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
yeah, I love Rane and Serato so I purchased over 100 CVs in 2009. Just to keep them paid....you know
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how many does one user go thru a year?let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
yeah, I love Rane and Serato so I purchased over 100 CVs in 2009. Just to keep them paid....you know
DJDeluchi
12:05 AM - 17 December, 2009
let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
yeah, I love Rane and Serato so I purchased over 100 CVs in 2009. Just to keep them paid....you know
100 pairs or over 100 cv's in total
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how many does one user go thru a year?let em introduce you to some people who may be better equipped to answer this one... www.scratchlive.net
yeah, I love Rane and Serato so I purchased over 100 CVs in 2009. Just to keep them paid....you know
100 pairs or over 100 cv's in total
DJ Art Pumpin Payne
12:42 AM - 17 December, 2009
Actually the Rane 57 costs $50 in parts and only costs $300, the extra $1000 goes to the Serato employees, divided equally each time one is sold.
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Don't forget they make a few pennies off of Pitch N time serato.com and Licensing Serato Technology serato.com plus i am sure Rane (hardware company) has them (software division) on payroll as "developers" to keep money future money rolling in.
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Don't forget they make a few pennies off of Pitch N time serato.com and Licensing Serato Technology serato.com plus i am sure Rane (hardware company) has them (software division) on payroll as "developers" to keep money future money rolling in.
djdannyd
1:00 AM - 17 December, 2009
Don't forget the savings on company functions cause they probably don't hire a DJ for their parties...
DJDeluchi
1:30 AM - 17 December, 2009
i go love for that i have only brought 8 pairs this year since september maybe next year ill do 30 but 100 cv's wow i have respect for that
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100CVs, but either way it's rediculousi go love for that i have only brought 8 pairs this year since september maybe next year ill do 30 but 100 cv's wow i have respect for that
skinnyguy
2:24 AM - 17 December, 2009
scratchlive and vsl aren't the only software they they produce.
DJ Dub Cowboy
2:37 AM - 17 December, 2009
I actually KNOW how Serato pays their employees........
with cake.
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Flipsta
5:34 AM - 17 December, 2009
Thats why they run the company and not you?? ;)
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.. Im dumbfounded on the business model.Thats why they run the company and not you?? ;)
nik39
10:13 AM - 17 December, 2009
75%? I highly doubt that figure is correct.
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also did you notice that when the SL3 came out about 75% of SL users went out and bought a new one.75%? I highly doubt that figure is correct.
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:33 PM - 17 December, 2009
Don't forget about the Rane hardware line of products. That AC23 crossover they had/have was a BEAST....
But I did have it for 6 million years. 2 Actually...
I think EVERY DJ has SOME type of Rane/Serato product.
But I did have it for 6 million years. 2 Actually...
I think EVERY DJ has SOME type of Rane/Serato product.
Rebelguy
4:31 PM - 17 December, 2009
So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
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I reckon its pretty close ^^So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:46 PM - 17 December, 2009
So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
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I reckon its pretty close ^^So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
D-Twizzle
4:49 PM - 17 December, 2009
75%? I highly doubt that figure is correct.
no way it's 75%, i'd bet big money on that, especially with how long it's been out (less than a year). i'd believe 7.5%.
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also did you notice that when the SL3 came out about 75% of SL users went out and bought a new one.75%? I highly doubt that figure is correct.
no way it's 75%, i'd bet big money on that, especially with how long it's been out (less than a year). i'd believe 7.5%.
djdannyd
4:53 PM - 17 December, 2009
I never bought the SL1, I only got the ttm57sl a few years ago and then when the SL3 came out I bought 2
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:56 PM - 17 December, 2009
alright theres 2 accounted for 99998 more to locate
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I never bought the SL1, I only got the ttm57sl a few years ago and then when the SL3 came out I bought 2alright theres 2 accounted for 99998 more to locate
djsoundwave21
5:02 PM - 17 December, 2009
they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the work
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:07 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
djsoundwave21
5:14 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nik39
5:17 PM - 17 December, 2009
So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
That's what I call a serious backpeddle, eh? ;)
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I reckon its pretty close ^^So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
That's what I call a serious backpeddle, eh? ;)
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:20 PM - 17 December, 2009
So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
That's what I call a serious backpeddle, eh? ;)
not so much and me being too lazy to add a bunch of qualifiers to the original statment....that AND me randomly making up a figure which i didnt think would be called into question
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I reckon its pretty close ^^So you are saying over 100,000 people went out and bought SL-3s?
i was more so referring to board members, its hard to gauge how many new SL3 users were SL1 owners without them chiming in on the baords, this also dosent include 57 users obviously....wheres the 100,000 figure come from though...is that 75% of the total SL users..id figure it would be higher
That's what I call a serious backpeddle, eh? ;)
not so much and me being too lazy to add a bunch of qualifiers to the original statment....that AND me randomly making up a figure which i didnt think would be called into question
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:21 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
nik39
5:21 PM - 17 December, 2009
Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:23 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
djsoundwave21
5:26 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
it's official you don't get sex....or attention from girls.
you're probably some fat war craft beta-tester named "weckus"
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
it's official you don't get sex....or attention from girls.
you're probably some fat war craft beta-tester named "weckus"
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:28 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
it's official you don't get sex....or attention from girls.
you're probably some fat war craft beta-tester named "weckus"
my girlfriend does tend to ignore me and its "wReckUS"
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
nah i just have a think for feeding trolls, im like one of those retirees who sit in the park and relax while throwing seed to pigeions.....oh ya you can run windows from a mac so how can they be for mac and against windows again??
it's official you don't get sex....or attention from girls.
you're probably some fat war craft beta-tester named "weckus"
my girlfriend does tend to ignore me and its "wReckUS"
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:29 PM - 17 December, 2009
i cant help it i dont have the sexual appeal of someone who has the internet name of soundwave and runs a serato fansite
nik39
5:32 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:33 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:33 PM - 17 December, 2009
acutually i believe that
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That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.acutually i believe that
djsoundwave21
5:36 PM - 17 December, 2009
lol you're an idiot and antsy to find out what goes on behind the scenes over there.
i assure i don't run i'm a moderator. just like you...only i don't have a "god-like" complex
because someone gave me the power to sticky topics. way to go...you did it.
my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
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i cant help it i dont have the sexual appeal of someone who has the internet name of soundwave and runs a serato fansitelol you're an idiot and antsy to find out what goes on behind the scenes over there.
i assure i don't run i'm a moderator. just like you...only i don't have a "god-like" complex
because someone gave me the power to sticky topics. way to go...you did it.
my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:37 PM - 17 December, 2009
i assure i don't run i'm a moderator. just like you...only i don't have a "god-like" complex
because someone gave me the power to sticky topics.
ummm im not a moderator sir
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i assure i don't run i'm a moderator. just like you...only i don't have a "god-like" complex
because someone gave me the power to sticky topics.
ummm im not a moderator sir
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:39 PM - 17 December, 2009
my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
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my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
nik39
5:40 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:43 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
i agree....i really had no clue there were over 200k users
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
i agree....i really had no clue there were over 200k users
djdannyd
5:48 PM - 17 December, 2009
This is just to give us an idea of the company's revenues:
Serato
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
Description
Serato Audio Research formed a product partnership with Rane Corporation in 2004 with Serato Scratch LIVE. Scratch LIVE is a revolutionary product that enables DJs to control digital audio files on their laptop with vinyl control records on their turntables. Since then Serato has expanded its reputation for excellent pro DJ products. Serato was founded in the studio world for its Pitch ,n Time pro audio plug-in which is loved by audio engineers the world over, and has been recognized as the market leader in time and pitch adjustment since its inception in 1999.
Rane Corporation
Industry: Consumer Goods, Consumer Electronics
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
Description
Rane Corporation is an established innovator in problem-solving audio tools, professionally engineered with a focus on science, price/performance, and not frills and hype. Designed and manufactured exclusively in the United States, Rane's product distribution is worldwide. Rane's primary marketplaces are DJ (performance, club, mobile & recording), Live-Sound (FOH and monitoring) and Commercial (music & paging, networked systems) featuring innovative analog and digital audio products for each category.
Source: www.zoominfo.com
Serato
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
Description
Serato Audio Research formed a product partnership with Rane Corporation in 2004 with Serato Scratch LIVE. Scratch LIVE is a revolutionary product that enables DJs to control digital audio files on their laptop with vinyl control records on their turntables. Since then Serato has expanded its reputation for excellent pro DJ products. Serato was founded in the studio world for its Pitch ,n Time pro audio plug-in which is loved by audio engineers the world over, and has been recognized as the market leader in time and pitch adjustment since its inception in 1999.
Rane Corporation
Industry: Consumer Goods, Consumer Electronics
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
Description
Rane Corporation is an established innovator in problem-solving audio tools, professionally engineered with a focus on science, price/performance, and not frills and hype. Designed and manufactured exclusively in the United States, Rane's product distribution is worldwide. Rane's primary marketplaces are DJ (performance, club, mobile & recording), Live-Sound (FOH and monitoring) and Commercial (music & paging, networked systems) featuring innovative analog and digital audio products for each category.
Source: www.zoominfo.com
djsoundwave21
5:52 PM - 17 December, 2009
my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
i attend michigan state and work part-time at jimmy johns....how does this change the fact
that your mouth is a cock garage?
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my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
i attend michigan state and work part-time at jimmy johns....how does this change the fact
that your mouth is a cock garage?
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:53 PM - 17 December, 2009
my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
i attend michigan state and work part-time at jimmy johns....how does this change the fact
that your mouth is a cock garage?
more homophobic tirades.....what is your problem with gay people and why are you filled with so much hate?
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my pre-med friends at michigan state are jealous that you moderate a shitty foum
LOL!! I love that you use your "pre-med friends" as a qualifer like having them somehow legitimizes you lol, what do you do for a living sir?
i attend michigan state and work part-time at jimmy johns....how does this change the fact
that your mouth is a cock garage?
more homophobic tirades.....what is your problem with gay people and why are you filled with so much hate?
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:54 PM - 17 December, 2009
acutually now that i mention it i may go to jimmy johns for lunch, that made me hungry lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:02 PM - 17 December, 2009
ive only eatn there once, i had a roast beef sandwhich which was delicious
djdannyd
6:03 PM - 17 December, 2009
I'd recommend you not to go there again if soundwave works there, God only know what he would do to your next meal...lol
D-Twizzle
6:08 PM - 17 December, 2009
Serato
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
The company I own has the same numbers. Under $20 Million revenue and Under 99 employees. I'm in good company
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This is just to give us an idea of the company's revenues:Serato
Revenues: Under $20 Million
Employees: Under 99
The company I own has the same numbers. Under $20 Million revenue and Under 99 employees. I'm in good company
Dj-M.Bezzle
6:13 PM - 17 December, 2009
different state lol but judging from his posts im sure hed fuck up the order even if he didnt know it was me lol
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I'd recommend you not to go there again if soundwave works there, God only know what he would do to your next meal...loldifferent state lol but judging from his posts im sure hed fuck up the order even if he didnt know it was me lol
nik39
6:13 PM - 17 December, 2009
Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
i agree....i really had no clue there were over 200k users
Whoa whoa wait, I just said 200k forum users, which seems to be wrong BTW. It is something around 167k users, my bad. But this is just an indicator, there could be more SL users who never log in into the forum. There could be less SL users cause not all user accounts work properly *and* not a small number are actually ITCH users.
Unfortunately there are no official numbers about the sold SL units :-(
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Seriously.. I think you're totally off. Even on the boards you wont find 75% switching users.Whatever.
42%???
I think it is less than 5%. Remember.. we have more than 200k forum users! That means that Rane has already sold 10k SL3s. In 8 months..Sounds like a number I would expect. But I am just guessing.
what if i said ACTIVE forum users
That's a very different statement than the first one you made.
i agree....i really had no clue there were over 200k users
Whoa whoa wait, I just said 200k forum users, which seems to be wrong BTW. It is something around 167k users, my bad. But this is just an indicator, there could be more SL users who never log in into the forum. There could be less SL users cause not all user accounts work properly *and* not a small number are actually ITCH users.
Unfortunately there are no official numbers about the sold SL units :-(
dave
7:31 PM - 17 December, 2009
Hold up.
I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
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Terms and conditions of using the Serato forums.You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:35 PM - 17 December, 2009
I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
hands down best post ever!!!!!!!
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Hold up.I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
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Terms and conditions of using the Serato forums.You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
hands down best post ever!!!!!!!
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:35 PM - 17 December, 2009
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
for you i hope it would belol
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for you i hope it would belol
dave
7:39 PM - 17 December, 2009
Yeah, to be straight our business model is crazy.
As in... so crazy that it works.
As in... so crazy that it works.
Dj-M.Bezzle
7:40 PM - 17 December, 2009
The serato busniess model is as follows
Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2:
Step 3:: Make Money!!!
Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2:
Step 3:: Make Money!!!
DJ Dub Cowboy
7:40 PM - 17 December, 2009
I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
hands down best post ever!!!!!!!
agreed....right up there with this one
serato.com
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Hold up.I'm not sure if the rest of you are innocent, but djsoundwave21 chill out dude.
Rule #1 of our Forum is Be Nice. Simple as that. The rules, which you agreed to when joining, are visible here: www.serato.com and here: www.scratchlive.net
Quote:
Terms and conditions of using the Serato forums.You must agree to:
1. Be nice to others
2. Not pass yourself off as an employee of Serato, or an employee of any Serato business partner
3. Not post advertisements for any product or service
This is your last warning.
Any more nonsense in here and we'll lock this thread.
I don't want to do that because it's an interesting topic.
And back to it, there were a few good guesses up the thread. I am both 12 years old (nice one Laz219) and an Oompa Loompa (hats off to Rebelguy). I come to work only to eat my lunch and use the Coffee Machine, and I'm thinking of quitting because we traded the Pinball Machine for an Arcade Machine and I'm not good enough to get any high scores on that (curse these small orange hands of mine).
hands down best post ever!!!!!!!
agreed....right up there with this one
serato.com
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:03 PM - 17 December, 2009
and posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
***gets JiffyPop***
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they can afford to pay employees, when they have us windows users doing all the workand posting fixes and work arounds for our problematic equipment.
mean while their dollars go into letting mac bopped them in the head with their cock
all day while they perfect mac's compatibilities and then call the software "dual platform"
get a mack and stop whinning
get a mac?....hmmmm get off my dick, you've been swinging from my dick harder than
peter parker from webs when mary jane is in trouble. get a life
***gets JiffyPop***
DJ Dub Cowboy
9:06 PM - 17 December, 2009
movie is over, you are going to have to wait for the sequal
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
9:23 PM - 17 December, 2009
******wraps up kernels in aluminum foils, exists theatre from bathroom****
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movie is over, you are going to have to wait for the sequal******wraps up kernels in aluminum foils, exists theatre from bathroom****
DJ Dub Cowboy
9:37 PM - 17 December, 2009
let's see some other DVS have a sense of humor like this....
Axialism
9:55 PM - 17 December, 2009
The same way Pioneer and Technics make money: they research and develop new products and hardware upgrades.
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:01 PM - 17 December, 2009
ok fuck white vinyl whos ass do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)
ChrisD
10:03 PM - 17 December, 2009
I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
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ok fuck white vinyl whos ass do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
dj cubicle
10:06 PM - 17 December, 2009
I get paid in ass so I'm open to being bribed.
Voted best company to work for, 7 years running.
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ok fuck white vinyl whos gummy bears do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)I get paid in ass so I'm open to being bribed.
Voted best company to work for, 7 years running.
djdannyd
10:06 PM - 17 December, 2009
Chris i'll get you these: www.candywarehouse.com for a set of same color CV's....
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:07 PM - 17 December, 2009
I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
gummi bears? thats small time ill hook ya up with a QP of gummi worms
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ok fuck white vinyl whos ass do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
gummi bears? thats small time ill hook ya up with a QP of gummi worms
djdannyd
10:08 PM - 17 December, 2009
I'll double it, lol
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^^ Looks just like my Christmas bonus ^^I'll double it, lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:11 PM - 17 December, 2009
Mwoo ha ha ha...
ChrisD, what's today's conversion from cacao to gummy?
wait i gotta kiss rane ass for white vinyl not serato...DAAMMNNN IT all those waisted nights LOL JK
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Serato's Steve W has been mocking us Rane K'nids' natural shape for years with his mocking rocking egg and this finally reveals publicly why we've never sent him white vinyl. So it'll take considerably more than kissing his or our ass to get white vinyl.Mwoo ha ha ha...
ChrisD, what's today's conversion from cacao to gummy?
wait i gotta kiss rane ass for white vinyl not serato...DAAMMNNN IT all those waisted nights LOL JK
ChrisD
10:12 PM - 17 December, 2009
We don't have the internets here so I can't check. But I'll make things easier for you and let you pay me in Rane DJ mixers.
(ebay link coming soon)
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ChrisD, what's today's conversion from cacao to gummy?We don't have the internets here so I can't check. But I'll make things easier for you and let you pay me in Rane DJ mixers.
(ebay link coming soon)
djdannyd
10:13 PM - 17 December, 2009
waited nights? How were you bribing them? Never mind, don't need to know...
sixxx
10:13 PM - 17 December, 2009
I heard Serato employees get paid in a pyramid-like scheme a la amway. lol
nik39
10:18 PM - 17 December, 2009
IBTL!!
First thread locked due to abuse from a mod!
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(ebay link coming soon)IBTL!!
First thread locked due to abuse from a mod!
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:19 PM - 17 December, 2009
ever wonder why theres always rare vinly sellin for 100+ on ebay...thats employees using their stock options
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dave
10:29 PM - 17 December, 2009
Comedy gold :D
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ok fuck white vinyl whos ass do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)Comedy gold :D
DjWoody
10:54 PM - 17 December, 2009
lol you guys are funny...
A lot of companies do a lot more than the obvious. I work for a major newspaper, and while everyone thinks we make our money off our print edition, we actually have a lot more products than just the print paper that makes us money. Products that you would never think makes us money, yet, they offset the costs of running the main paper.
A lot of companies do a lot more than the obvious. I work for a major newspaper, and while everyone thinks we make our money off our print edition, we actually have a lot more products than just the print paper that makes us money. Products that you would never think makes us money, yet, they offset the costs of running the main paper.
JD
10:57 PM - 17 December, 2009
So Serato may be running a secret side business that funnels money into their digital dj line? hmmmmm.. this is getting interesting...lol
TrevorW
12:24 AM - 18 December, 2009
Serato is getting gummy bears AND cocoa beans? That's not fair, Steve!
nik39
12:37 AM - 18 December, 2009
1st post ever... and it's a complain.
No surprise that Steve won't give you gummy bears and cocoa beans. Tsk tsk.
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Serato is getting gummy bears AND cocoa beans? That's not fair, Steve!1st post ever... and it's a complain.
No surprise that Steve won't give you gummy bears and cocoa beans. Tsk tsk.
Rebelguy
12:53 AM - 18 December, 2009
Yeah but th Rane guys get the chicks.
sas.guidespot.com
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Serato is getting gummy bears AND cocoa beans? That's not fair, Steve!Yeah but th Rane guys get the chicks.
sas.guidespot.com
DJ Dub Cowboy
2:14 AM - 18 December, 2009
how many Rane and Serato employees can we get up in this thread?
tyson h
2:39 AM - 18 December, 2009
I'm running out of places to squirrel gummibears in my room. There's a sort of gel-like *squidge* and millions of tiny ursine voices crying out in pain whenever I go to bed and the fans in my workstation clogged up from cocoa powder.
I think you Rane guys are getting the gyp from your overlords, I'm living in a diabetic's nightmare over here. :\
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Serato is getting gummy bears AND cocoa beans? That's not fair, Steve!I'm running out of places to squirrel gummibears in my room. There's a sort of gel-like *squidge* and millions of tiny ursine voices crying out in pain whenever I go to bed and the fans in my workstation clogged up from cocoa powder.
I think you Rane guys are getting the gyp from your overlords, I'm living in a diabetic's nightmare over here. :\
djdannyd
2:43 AM - 18 December, 2009
next shift starting
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how many Rane and Serato employees can we get up in this thread?next shift starting
DJ Dub Cowboy
3:08 AM - 18 December, 2009
the good news is this must mean that everybody is ready for NAMM!
(employees all scurry back to work)
(employees all scurry back to work)
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:09 PM - 18 December, 2009
next stiff shafting
huh?!?!
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how many Rane and Serato employees can we get up in this thread?next stiff shafting
huh?!?!
Millz
4:42 PM - 18 December, 2009
I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
gummi bears? thats small time ill hook ya up with a QP of gummi worms
what do you know about a qp ;) lol thats street talk there haha.
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ok fuck white vinyl whos ass do i have to kiss to get a rocking floating egg next to my fourm name!! (no homo)I get paid in gummy bears so I'm open to being bribed.
gummi bears? thats small time ill hook ya up with a QP of gummi worms
what do you know about a qp ;) lol thats street talk there haha.
CMOS
8:38 PM - 18 December, 2009
I saw another movie with Sam this weekend. Think its called Eagle Vs Shark, or its one of his home movies from high school. Still not sure which.
mos.totalfilm.com
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And dont forget Sam's side role of star of Flight of the Conchords.I saw another movie with Sam this weekend. Think its called Eagle Vs Shark, or its one of his home movies from high school. Still not sure which.
mos.totalfilm.com
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:41 PM - 18 December, 2009
I saw another movie with Sam this weekend. Think its called Eagle Vs Shark, or its one of his home movies from high school. Still not sure which.
mos.totalfilm.com
Sam the eagle??!?! www.sherrymain.com
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And dont forget Sam's side role of star of Flight of the Conchords.I saw another movie with Sam this weekend. Think its called Eagle Vs Shark, or its one of his home movies from high school. Still not sure which.
mos.totalfilm.com
Sam the eagle??!?! www.sherrymain.com
CMOS
8:44 PM - 18 December, 2009
Bezzle youve never met Sam from Serato i take it.
Put a black serato shirt on this guy in the pic below and 50 bucks says you can pick him out at NAMM.
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Put a black serato shirt on this guy in the pic below and 50 bucks says you can pick him out at NAMM.
secondhandpop.files.wordpress.com
nik39
8:47 PM - 18 December, 2009
Put a black serato shirt on this guy in the pic below and 50 bucks says you can pick him out at NAMM.
secondhandpop.files.wordpress.com
Haha :)
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Bezzle youve never met Sam from Serato i take it.Put a black serato shirt on this guy in the pic below and 50 bucks says you can pick him out at NAMM.
secondhandpop.files.wordpress.com
Haha :)
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