Off Topic Discussion
That which does not fit elsewhere. Please remember the community rules when posting and try to be polite and inclusive.
>>>>This - or - That<<<<
Halfrikan
6:42 PM 27 October 2009
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What's a corn dog?You Brits really miss out on life i tell ya
Corndog
The ass or the crotch? (fight club reference)
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
6:43 PM 27 October 2009
Its like a vegeburger, but made of corn husks ina shape of a hot dog
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
6:58 PM 27 October 2009
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PASS!Media Player or Winamp?
Pass? If u post u must answer the previous qustion
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djchope
9:31 PM 27 October 2009
Quote:
Quote:
PASS!Media Player or Winamp?
Pass? If u post u must answer the previous qustion
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i say he has to answer!!!!
DJDaveOtt
5:55 PM 28 October 2009
Crown
Is cornhole a regional game? my friend just moved back to the Pittsburgh area from Spokane Washington and has never heard of cornhole...I thought cornhole was a universal game, like beer pong...
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Lakers or Cavs?
Is cornhole a regional game? my friend just moved back to the Pittsburgh area from Spokane Washington and has never heard of cornhole...I thought cornhole was a universal game, like beer pong...
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Lakers or Cavs?
DJDaveOtt
4:13 PM 30 October 2009
McDonalds... 2 bacon dbl cheesburgers for $3
Blonde or Brunette? (tonight's late night snack for me)
Blonde or Brunette? (tonight's late night snack for me)
DJ Bouj
6:57 PM 30 October 2009
Joints..only cuz the blunts destroy my lungs after a week.
H1N1 Vaccine or Chicken Noodle Soup?
H1N1 Vaccine or Chicken Noodle Soup?
DJ Sniffles
7:10 PM 30 October 2009
Chicken Noodle Soup (They got mind control chips in them H1N1 Vaccines)
Tattoo or Piercings
Tattoo or Piercings
DJMuErTe
11:10 PM 1 November 2009
virtual dj
run run run..........
lol......
VSL ! of course
Naruto or Bleach (anime)
run run run..........
lol......
VSL ! of course
Naruto or Bleach (anime)
ZESH!
3:42 PM 2 November 2009
Mortal Combat
Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island) 3.bp.blogspot.com
or
Daisy Dukes (of Hazard-original) www.moviestore.com
Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island) 3.bp.blogspot.com
or
Daisy Dukes (of Hazard-original) www.moviestore.com
DJ Sniffles
5:17 PM 2 November 2009
(Womens) Ass all day but I love me some titties too!
Kate Bosworth or Kate Hudson
Kate Bosworth or Kate Hudson
DJ Sniffles
6:58 PM 2 November 2009
I prefer cardio but you need a good balance of both.
iPhone or Blackberry/Droid
iPhone or Blackberry/Droid
sacrilicious
3:12 AM 4 November 2009
Rice burner.
There are a lot of bad answers in here.
Acapella or instrumental?
There are a lot of bad answers in here.
Acapella or instrumental?
DJ Sniffles
3:42 AM 4 November 2009
acapella......for remixing purposes of course
Dating or One night stands
Dating or One night stands
Dj.Mojo
9:48 AM 4 November 2009
Dating --- better sex than any one night stand.
Pretending to be in a relationship with a girl and get sex or
being honest and not get sex
Pretending to be in a relationship with a girl and get sex or
being honest and not get sex
DJ Sniffles
5:07 PM 5 November 2009
How I met your mother! Please dude. Charlie Sheen ain't got shit on NPH!!!! Even though NPH is gay, he's still the slickest ladies man.
Ghost Hunters or Ghost Lab
Ghost Hunters or Ghost Lab
Dj.Mojo
4:12 PM 9 November 2009
Smirnoff (Which one do you like better ninos ;-))
Budweiser (American brand) or Augustiner?
Budweiser (American brand) or Augustiner?
DJ Sniffles
6:11 PM 10 November 2009
Quote:
ElectroSteve Aoki or Steve Jobs?
I'm a bit disappointed by that
ninos
1:36 PM 13 November 2009
old school all the way
west coast old school OR east coast old school?
west coast old school OR east coast old school?
CMOS
8:00 PM 13 November 2009
Mos Def R2D2
Free sex and she talks or night, or pay for sex and she leaves right after?
Free sex and she talks or night, or pay for sex and she leaves right after?
DJ Sniffles
8:23 PM 13 November 2009
Normally I'd go for the 2nd, but in this economy, free sex.
Nikon or Canon
Nikon or Canon
O.B.1
7:15 PM 15 November 2009
this
(you can get with this, or you can get with that)
whole wheat or sour dough?
(you can get with this, or you can get with that)
whole wheat or sour dough?
DJ Sniffles
8:52 PM 15 November 2009
Quote:
depends on the sandwich hahahastar wars OR star trek?
That was already asked
Dj.Mojo
6:47 PM 16 November 2009
both testicles
get ass raped by your best friend or get a blow job by your dad?
get ass raped by your best friend or get a blow job by your dad?
Caramac
2:04 PM 17 November 2009
Be lazy. I hate structured learning. I like to read something when I want to not work to a curriculum.
Ketchup or BBQ sauce??
Ketchup or BBQ sauce??
Dj.Mojo
5:32 PM 17 November 2009
Xmas dinner! (since there is no thanksgiving dinner in Europe :-))
Sweet mustard or spicy mustard?
Sweet mustard or spicy mustard?
O.B.1
6:22 PM 17 November 2009
Chinese hot mustard (it'll clear your sinuses right up)
butter or margarine?
butter or margarine?
Caramac
8:57 AM 18 November 2009
Air Forces all day.
Quality time with the missus or A beer with the lads?
Quality time with the missus or A beer with the lads?
Dj.Mojo
3:10 PM 18 November 2009
haha, no she doesn´t. But I have a bad conscience! Stupid arguments about quality time.... tzzzz.........
But get back to topic.
But get back to topic.
Nicky Blunt
10:42 PM 18 November 2009
Quote:
^^ It's cool. I understand she reads the forum. Lol.hahahaha
O.B.1
8:32 PM 19 November 2009
Saturday night's alright...
New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Clam Chowder?
New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Clam Chowder?
Caramac
9:49 AM 24 November 2009
BK all day (back when I used to eat meat)
Curried Goat or Curried Chicken?
Curried Goat or Curried Chicken?
Caramac
2:57 PM 24 November 2009
Can't decide. They're both classics. I'd probably go with the the 1st one as it was fresh and new.
Drink someones vomit for a £100,000.
or
Drink your own vomit for a £100.
Lol.
Drink someones vomit for a £100,000.
or
Drink your own vomit for a £100.
Lol.
Dj.Mojo
4:06 PM 24 November 2009
Drink someone elses vomit with pleasure.
Wash dishes by hand or dry dishes by hand!
Wash dishes by hand or dry dishes by hand!
Caramac
4:11 PM 24 November 2009
By hand, hand or by hand with a sponge/cloth?
Wash dishes if I had to choose. Luckily the missus is a clean freak but hates to cook. I like cooking and hate to clean we work well together lol.
Get your hand caught in a closing door
or
Boot in the gonads by an angry ex girlfirend?
Wash dishes if I had to choose. Luckily the missus is a clean freak but hates to cook. I like cooking and hate to clean we work well together lol.
Get your hand caught in a closing door
or
Boot in the gonads by an angry ex girlfirend?
Dj.Mojo
4:20 PM 24 November 2009
That one is easy! Take the closing door, of course.
Find out Charles Manson is your dead
or
Be told by Roman Polanski Charles Manson is your dad!
Find out Charles Manson is your dead
or
Be told by Roman Polanski Charles Manson is your dad!
Caramac
4:29 PM 24 November 2009
Had to google Roman Polanski. I'll take finding out for myself for £100.
Lose you month's wage packet on the way home from work?
or
Get caught masterbating over pictures of Jo Brand?
Lose you month's wage packet on the way home from work?
or
Get caught masterbating over pictures of Jo Brand?
ZESH!
2:50 PM 25 November 2009
Black
Big Club scene or Bar with a nice lil dance floor? (to party, not DJ)
Big Club scene or Bar with a nice lil dance floor? (to party, not DJ)
Free Man
2:43 PM 30 November 2009
As much as i hate to say...
Deadmau5
Christmas break or Thanksgiving break (from work)
Deadmau5
Christmas break or Thanksgiving break (from work)
Dj.Mojo
2:59 PM 30 November 2009
Christmas break (There is no thanksgiving break in Europe :-P)
Fish or Meat?
Fish or Meat?
O.B.1
6:01 PM 30 November 2009
it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
cabernet or merlot?
cabernet or merlot?
Nicky Blunt
11:33 AM 3 December 2009
Crisps coz I live in the UK hahahahaha (AKA Potato chips) :)
Foreign Language Hip Hop (IE French) Or Dirty south
Foreign Language Hip Hop (IE French) Or Dirty south
Dj.Mojo
11:49 AM 3 December 2009
Foreign Language Hip Hop (I don´t "feel" dirty south)
Detroit House or Chicago House?
Detroit House or Chicago House?
Free Man
4:36 PM 3 December 2009
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?
Nicky Blunt
4:38 PM 3 December 2009
Quote:
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?+2
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:45 PM 3 December 2009
Quote:
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?its fun if your not serious with em, youd be supprised the fun you can have with loose, a room full of random things, and a lil imagination ;)
nik39
5:00 PM 3 December 2009
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Tight.Wyclef or Black Thought?
Black Thought.
Black Eyed Pease - with or without Fergie?
Nicky Blunt
5:03 PM 3 December 2009
^^^^^ seriously????
hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
Dj-M.Bezzle
5:05 PM 3 December 2009
Quote:
^^^^^ seriously????hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
vivica
Admit you blew sixxx or admit you blew sniffles
latindj
8:21 PM 3 December 2009
^just tell us which one you admit blowing and get it off your chest...(yes splooge) (no misquote)
DJ Sniffles
8:39 PM 3 December 2009
Cmon I can keep a secret!! Haha I'll answer this. Me...I mean if I had to choose.
Fuck a fat nasty or fuck your hot cousin.
Morals and values are destroyed in this thread haha
Fuck a fat nasty or fuck your hot cousin.
Morals and values are destroyed in this thread haha
DJ Sniffles
8:54 PM 3 December 2009
You guys skipped my question! Fuck a fat nasty or fuck a hot cousin
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:59 PM 3 December 2009
lol when i wrote mine a voice in my head said sniffles would come in and fuck it up lol
Dj.Mojo
9:09 PM 3 December 2009
Can´t I pick Audi?
Well, have to go with a BMW then.
Political correctnes or straight in the face?
Well, have to go with a BMW then.
Political correctnes or straight in the face?
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
6:25 AM 4 December 2009
Hanukkwanzaa
death by Bongo-bongo?
or
death by Oonga-oonga?
death by Bongo-bongo?
or
death by Oonga-oonga?
DJ_Mike_Coquilla
7:00 AM 4 December 2009
Quote:
death by Oingo Boingo (dead man's party)phillips head or flat head ?
fine, death by Boingo-boingo.....
...but first, Oonga-oonga!!
Caramac
10:50 PM 6 December 2009
Swear down someone's just fucked that joke up lol.
flat head
chips or potato wedges.
flat head
chips or potato wedges.
DJ Bouj
12:03 AM 7 December 2009
Mum, only because its funnier when your mom's 5'8 and you're 6'5
Life if Brian or The Meaning of Life?
Life if Brian or The Meaning of Life?
Nicky Blunt
7:57 AM 7 December 2009
Life Of Brian most definatley
life of brian or quest for the holy grail
life of brian or quest for the holy grail
Dj-M.Bezzle
2:32 PM 18 December 2009
Quote:
MathMBezzle or TeamSerato.com mod Soundwavie?
First www.scratchlive.net
Then www.scratchlive.net
LOL
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
Nicky Blunt
3:52 PM 18 December 2009
neither & starve seafood is grim as fuck!!!!!!!
Steak or ribs???
Steak or ribs???
ninos
12:10 AM 19 December 2009
gunna have to go with serato.. dont flame me boys.. ;)
mexico or cuba?
mexico or cuba?
DJ Jinnai
9:51 AM 19 December 2009
Quote:
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
NP :)
DJ Sniffles
10:28 AM 19 December 2009
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
NP :)
All of this above screams all sorts of gay (not that its offensive to me) but please rephrase...
and I know someone (M-Bezzle) will misqoute this so..... get it over with
Dj.Mojo
11:37 AM 20 December 2009
Hawaian Pizza
Playing an awful request from a girl that is screwed by the manager
OR
Keeping it real, tell her to get lost, and get fired?
Playing an awful request from a girl that is screwed by the manager
OR
Keeping it real, tell her to get lost, and get fired?
ZESH!
12:11 PM 20 December 2009
Play the request! (and hope you can recover)
BlowJob by an ugly girl (you can't see her face)
OR
Hand Job by a Pretty one (and that's all!)
BlowJob by an ugly girl (you can't see her face)
OR
Hand Job by a Pretty one (and that's all!)
sacrilicious
6:18 AM 26 December 2009
Quote:
110 BPMDetroit or Chicago
Goddamnit I searched but some of the posts didn't load.
Disco or Boogie?
Jesus Christ
9:54 PM 26 December 2009
Atari (Coleco controllers gave me blisters)
ballpoint or gel ink?
ballpoint or gel ink?
Dj.Mojo
3:47 AM 27 December 2009
aids
Small boobs with big ass (ASS NOT HIPS),
OR
Big boobs, small ass?
Small boobs with big ass (ASS NOT HIPS),
OR
Big boobs, small ass?
ninos
4:50 AM 27 December 2009
small boobs with big ass FTW.
lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
DJ Sniffles
4:07 AM 28 December 2009
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
How much horse semen are we talking. (At least its sterile. Dog shit is full of bacteria)
Nicky Blunt
4:09 AM 28 December 2009
Quote:
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)LOLeither way thats not a good look!!! (NH NM)
Dj.Mojo
8:48 AM 28 December 2009
Quote:
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
How much horse semen are we talking. (At least its sterile. Dog shit is full of bacteria)
23,5 ml.
Do we have a swallower?
DJ Sniffles
9:56 AM 28 December 2009
Way too much, lick dog poop.
Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
ZESH!
10:34 PM 28 December 2009
Alba !! (Fukkit they can watch I'll do my Captain Morgain Pose when I'm done)
Hard Liquor or Beer?
Hard Liquor or Beer?
Caramac
9:45 AM 29 December 2009
Quote:
Way too much, lick dog poop.Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
Lol grimey
Caramac
9:48 AM 29 December 2009
Quote:
Alba !! (Fukkit they can watch I'll do my Captain Morgain Pose when I'm done)Hard Liquor or Beer?
Hard Liquor although I'm not a drinker.
Constipation or Diarrhoea?
Dj.Mojo
3:24 PM 29 December 2009
If "Stick" means spraying, then I take the roll on.
Be a computer nerd but WOW crack
OR
Be a little retarded but have one big talent in math?
Be a computer nerd but WOW crack
OR
Be a little retarded but have one big talent in math?
Caramac
3:50 PM 29 December 2009
Forgot about sprays. Stick is like some soap bar looking type thing. Then you have the gel type one my missus gets me that stains all my shirts lol.
Dj.Mojo
12:03 PM 30 December 2009
Physically. You shake a lil bit and do some akward moves from time to time.
O.B.1
12:29 AM 31 December 2009
Quote:
how retarded physically or mental?Quote:
Physically. You shake a lil bit and do some akward moves from time to time."you`re a jerk"
retarded... (maybe I could be in the special DJ olympics)
back on topic - kiss a girl who has stank breath OR go down on a girl who has stank coochie?
Nicky Blunt
3:40 AM 31 December 2009
Quote:
Oh yeah......Lose a testicle or lose your hair (No Static)bald defo hahahaha
loose your anal virginity to a woman (dildo) or suck off a man??? hahaha
(No homo) (no Misquote)
DJ Sniffles
9:12 AM 31 December 2009
Quote:
Lol Fuck that. I'll take the dare.I dare you to take a strap on up the ass by a girl while you suck some dude off
Caramac
9:14 AM 31 December 2009
Quote:
Quote:
Lol Fuck that. I'll take the dare.I dare you to take a strap on up the ass by a girl while you suck some dude off
Eeeeww Lol
Dj.Mojo
9:54 AM 31 December 2009
looooool
It starts with easy stuff like Jay Z or Nas and ends up with gay porn.
Please Caramac do your thing, so we can proceed.
It starts with easy stuff like Jay Z or Nas and ends up with gay porn.
Please Caramac do your thing, so we can proceed.
DJ Sniffles
1:10 AM 1 January 2010
Quote:
Taking a piss in the shower or taking a piss in a pool?Slow your roll there Schematic..... if you're gonna contribute to another "this or that" you gotta answer the prior question!
Take a strap-on up the ass by a chick or suck some dude off....
Free Man
2:23 PM 2 January 2010
HATE REQUESTS
take a hott chick (that's way annoying) on a date (may not get any)
or
hear your fat neighbors going at it?
take a hott chick (that's way annoying) on a date (may not get any)
or
hear your fat neighbors going at it?
Dj.Mojo
2:26 PM 2 January 2010
Let your fat neighbors do their thing (and crank up the music)
Have a really hot be annoying girlfriend
OR
have a 5/10 girlfriend that is "easy to handle"?
Have a really hot be annoying girlfriend
OR
have a 5/10 girlfriend that is "easy to handle"?
Free Man
2:36 PM 2 January 2010
i'd go 5/10... theres not a chick thats hot enough that could make up for being annoying...
chick that had PMS half the month (every month)
or
happy pregnant chick...
chick that had PMS half the month (every month)
or
happy pregnant chick...
Dj.Mojo
2:38 PM 2 January 2010
happy pregnant chick (who "accidently" falls down the stairs)
EDM with scratching
OR
Hip Hop with lots of bitcrusher and filter effects?
EDM with scratching
OR
Hip Hop with lots of bitcrusher and filter effects?
Free Man
2:46 PM 2 January 2010
*skip*
j/k... if its actually someone that can scratch it i'd say EDM...
chick that requests an annoying song.... and keeps coming back asking when you're going to play it
or
annoying dude who requests a good song but keeps coming back thinking he is either now a DJ who picks great songs, or your new best friend
j/k... if its actually someone that can scratch it i'd say EDM...
chick that requests an annoying song.... and keeps coming back asking when you're going to play it
or
annoying dude who requests a good song but keeps coming back thinking he is either now a DJ who picks great songs, or your new best friend
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
3:52 PM 2 January 2010
Well, since they BOTH are going to keep coming back,
I'd rather look at the chick.
A chick that hauls off and SOCKS you right in your mouth in front of everybody, and you fall on your azz...
or
You SOCK a chick, in private.
I'd rather look at the chick.
A chick that hauls off and SOCKS you right in your mouth in front of everybody, and you fall on your azz...
or
You SOCK a chick, in private.
Free Man
3:55 PM 2 January 2010
i aint choosin... but... the chick who gets away with sockin you in public will sock you again... once a bitch always a bitch...
Jesus Christ
8:44 PM 2 January 2010
Already socked a chick in private... so I'll go with what works.
No oral sex for the next year
or
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?
No oral sex for the next year
or
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?
Dj.Mojo
8:46 PM 2 January 2010
Quote:
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?but still have sex with other women?
ZESH!
10:59 PM 2 January 2010
I imagine just one girl...
I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
DJ Sniffles
11:28 PM 2 January 2010
Quote:
I imagine just one girl...I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
I'll take the homo for sure..... I'll kick the shit out of some dude trying to rape me but when you're squaring up against someone with nothing to lose, well you have to sleep eventually
DJ Sniffles
11:29 PM 2 January 2010
Relationship with a hot ass nympho type that wants it 3x a day (even after 2 years) who doesn't cook or clean
or
Relationship with a decent looking chick who stops fucking and starts knitting after 2 years but loves to cook and clean
or
Relationship with a decent looking chick who stops fucking and starts knitting after 2 years but loves to cook and clean
latindj
11:51 PM 2 January 2010
nympho
fuck a hemaphrodite (you do him/her, he/she does you to) for a year
or
lose a testicle in a horrific bike crash?
fuck a hemaphrodite (you do him/her, he/she does you to) for a year
or
lose a testicle in a horrific bike crash?
O.B.1
1:34 AM 3 January 2010
is "it" hot?
I`d give my left nut for a hot hermaphro!
spend all day sunday morning sitting in church, or spend all day sunday morning at home, hungover with the dry heaves?
I`d give my left nut for a hot hermaphro!
spend all day sunday morning sitting in church, or spend all day sunday morning at home, hungover with the dry heaves?
BERTO
1:35 AM 3 January 2010
lose the testicle,
having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
BERTO
2:21 AM 3 January 2010
looking fresh as hell but smell like an asshole
or smell mad fresh but look like garbage?
or smell mad fresh but look like garbage?
ninos
2:26 AM 3 January 2010
mad fresh and look like garbage ;)
getting head from a decent looking girl from school that is a loser and has no friends
OR
getting hand from the most popular girl from school that has a lot of friends
BTW.. everyone at school knoes about it?
getting head from a decent looking girl from school that is a loser and has no friends
OR
getting hand from the most popular girl from school that has a lot of friends
BTW.. everyone at school knoes about it?
ninos
3:26 AM 3 January 2010
haha shit, didnt see the question mark. yes they all KNOW about it. lmao
DJ Sniffles
4:02 AM 3 January 2010
Quote:
lose the testicle,having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
That's a good one!
latindj
6:49 AM 3 January 2010
Quote:
If one of your parents was dead what would you have to watch then?necrophilia
O.B.1
10:14 AM 3 January 2010
watch my girlfriend cheat on me with my dead parents!
since you went there...
have sex with a dead girl who used to be super hot (24 hrs. dead so rigormortis hasn`t set in yet, but she`s cold) -OR- have sex with a nasty,fugly,fat,stinky girl who is still alive?
since you went there...
have sex with a dead girl who used to be super hot (24 hrs. dead so rigormortis hasn`t set in yet, but she`s cold) -OR- have sex with a nasty,fugly,fat,stinky girl who is still alive?
Selecta Belly B
12:38 PM 3 January 2010
some sick minds pon the board lol
i would go for the fat stinking one ( have sex in the shower )
Major Lazer - Pon The Floor www.youtube.com view
or
Little Harry - No Fear www.youtube.com view
i would go for the fat stinking one ( have sex in the shower )
Major Lazer - Pon The Floor www.youtube.com view
or
Little Harry - No Fear www.youtube.com view
Dj.Mojo
12:53 PM 3 January 2010
Definitly little Harry!
Jeff Mills - The Bells www.youtube.com view
OR
Plastikman - Spastik www.youtube.com view
Jeff Mills - The Bells www.youtube.com view
OR
Plastikman - Spastik www.youtube.com view
Caramac
5:52 PM 3 January 2010
Plastikman
Get beaten up by your mum in public
or
by your girlfriend in public?
Get beaten up by your mum in public
or
by your girlfriend in public?
ZESH!
8:31 PM 3 January 2010
Quote:
www.cosmicbuddha.comLet me put type it in for the thread Berto.
You're stranded on an island
Which mermaid would you want as a companion
Man that IS a good one...can't pick yet
skinnyguy
10:02 PM 3 January 2010
one can give handjobs and blowjobs, and looks like you could have a normal conversation without being creeped out....the other, well, would have a fishy smell all around...
Free Man
3:02 PM 4 January 2010
Quote:
one can give handjobs and blowjobs, and looks like you could have a normal conversation without being creeped out....the other, well, would have a fishy smell all around...lol @ fishy smell... who knows you may have a fishy smell with either!!!
Dj.Mojo
3:07 PM 4 January 2010
I take the one with the fishhead.
This way i am the only one around that can claim to have gotten a fin-job.
So you are in the miles-high club? Well, sucker, I got a fin-job!
Ellaskins tutorials
www.youtube.com view
OR
Dj Angelo tutorials
www.youtube.com view
This way i am the only one around that can claim to have gotten a fin-job.
So you are in the miles-high club? Well, sucker, I got a fin-job!
Ellaskins tutorials
www.youtube.com view
OR
Dj Angelo tutorials
www.youtube.com view
Nicky Blunt
10:00 AM 7 January 2010
lucozade ftw!!!!!!
check ya pm's caramac
google chrome or mozilla firefox
check ya pm's caramac
google chrome or mozilla firefox
DJ Schematic
3:35 PM 7 January 2010
Safari (never fucked with opera)
Be super wealthy and blind
or dead broke with the ability to see
Be super wealthy and blind
or dead broke with the ability to see
skinnyguy
7:55 PM 7 January 2010
i think most of us are already on the broke side with decent eyesight..
DJ Schematic
8:07 PM 7 January 2010
thats not the question! im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, but we still have to answer the "this or that" question.
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:51 PM 7 January 2010
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
DJ Schematic
4:12 PM 8 January 2010
Quote:
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
hey, anything is possible. fat girls need love too dammit
ZESH!
4:18 PM 8 January 2010
First time I've EVER seen this done
Gotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
Gotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
Dj-M.Bezzle
4:23 PM 8 January 2010
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
hey, anything is possible. fat girls need love too dammit
now what concerns me more is out of the 2 senarios you chose the fat girl senario as the "anything is possible" senario
DJ Schematic
8:28 PM 8 January 2010
lmao you got me there. for the record, i've never had anything up my ass nor will i ever. but for the sake of the argument, i'd choose to fuck the fatty.
back on topic
i'd rather get caught fucking the hotter one. i figure she's going to leave you either way, might as well make it worth it.
back on topic
i'd rather get caught fucking the hotter one. i figure she's going to leave you either way, might as well make it worth it.
Free Man
8:30 PM 8 January 2010
Plus think about it from her side of things... wouldnt it be an insult to find your significant other in bed, going at it with someone that you felt was less attractive than you?
Dj-M.Bezzle
8:44 PM 8 January 2010
Quote:
First time I've EVER seen this doneGotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
your really looking for help making this decession arent ya
O.B.1
10:51 AM 11 January 2010
Boba Fett.
step in dog doo with new shoes on
-OR-
step on someone's ABC gum with new shoes on (that shit don't come off)
step in dog doo with new shoes on
-OR-
step on someone's ABC gum with new shoes on (that shit don't come off)
Dj.Mojo
11:20 AM 11 January 2010
Take the gum! Freeze the shoe in the freezer and the gum will drop off.
Waste your time via
Video games
OR
ScratchLIVE Offtopic discussion?
Waste your time via
Video games
OR
ScratchLIVE Offtopic discussion?
Dj.Mojo
5:56 PM 11 January 2010
depends on what a 58sl 3 Channel can do.
Please come up with a data sheet or at LEAST a manual :-P
Please come up with a data sheet or at LEAST a manual :-P
BERTO
6:33 PM 11 January 2010
ur buggin mojo
answer the question ill be more precise
57sl for 500 bucks
or
58sl same features as 57 but with 3 channels and 2 grand : )
answer the question ill be more precise
57sl for 500 bucks
or
58sl same features as 57 but with 3 channels and 2 grand : )
Dj.Mojo
6:39 PM 11 January 2010
I choose the new mixer.
I would like my 57 to keep its value.
Study for a big labor law test
or
Go snowboarding with your friends...
(I wish live was all made of choices...)
I would like my 57 to keep its value.
Study for a big labor law test
or
Go snowboarding with your friends...
(I wish live was all made of choices...)
DJ Sniffles
2:21 AM 12 January 2010
Quote:
SnowboardingArgue
or
Silent treatment ?
Argue.... I can't hold shit in like that.
Do anal and get a lil poopy dick
or
Do oral and get puked on your dick
DJ Bouj
2:34 AM 12 January 2010
Damn, gotta go wit the anal, if shes willin to let me go up there, then you gotta allow for a little leeway lol.
www.youtube.com view
Or
www.youtube.com view
www.youtube.com view
Or
www.youtube.com view
Dj.Mojo
10:55 AM 12 January 2010
I go with supernatural. His lyrics aren´t as ill as the other´s but I liked his flow better.
Laugh your ass off watching
Skijump accidents
www.youtube.com view
OR
BMX accidents?
www.youtube.com view
Laugh your ass off watching
Skijump accidents
www.youtube.com view
OR
BMX accidents?
www.youtube.com view
Dj.Mojo
6:30 PM 15 January 2010
I take the song with the stolen weed!
Choose a gift:
Rane 68
or
Two 57s?
Choose a gift:
Rane 68
or
Two 57s?
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
6:35 PM 15 January 2010
Quote:
red or mef?RED - Jerzey SON!
2 CDJ 2000's and a 68 for the rest of your life
or
2 12's and a 57, for the rest of your life.
Dj.Mojo
6:36 PM 15 January 2010
Definitly 2 12's and a 57, for the rest of your life.
How else should I play my Vinyl?
Be a Mac fanboy
OR
Be a Rane fanboy?
How else should I play my Vinyl?
Be a Mac fanboy
OR
Be a Rane fanboy?
Nicky Blunt
6:37 PM 15 January 2010
Quote:
I take your Goldfish, Nicky!hahahaha thats why i asked i was just feeding them!!!
Dj.Mojo
6:40 PM 15 January 2010
Quote:
Quote:
I take your Goldfish, Nicky!hahahaha thats why i asked i was just feeding them!!!
You know, for some reason I have no problem memorizing that a UK dj who I know from a forum, got two goldfish named red and mef, but I can´t memorize those freaking labour court judgements for the exam tomorrow. Gotta get back to my books!
Cheers!
Dj.Mojo
10:25 AM 18 January 2010
Cash! What advantage would a check have?
Firefox
or
Internet Explorer?
Firefox
or
Internet Explorer?
Caramac
1:31 PM 18 January 2010
Firefox for no other reason than I could use it at my old company and get onto myspace when everyone else couldn't.
Job you like with a low wage
or
Job you absolutely hate with a passion but get PAIIIIID from?
Job you like with a low wage
or
Job you absolutely hate with a passion but get PAIIIIID from?
Dj.Mojo
2:02 PM 18 January 2010
Definitly job I like with a low wage. Big wage is tempting but won´t make me happy.
British English
OR
American English?
British English
OR
American English?
Nicky Blunt
2:09 PM 18 January 2010
Quote:
Definitly job I like with a low wage. Big wage is tempting but won´t make me happy.British EnglishORAmerican English?British obviously.
happy hardcore
or
Death Metal
Caramac
3:13 PM 18 January 2010
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.
Rolex Oyster
or
Rolex Daytona
Rolex Oyster
or
Rolex Daytona
Nicky Blunt
3:22 PM 18 January 2010
Quote:
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.that was the point two of what I consider almost unlistenable music choices
Dj-M.Bezzle
9:56 PM 20 January 2010
Quote:
Quote:
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.that was the point two of what I consider almost unlistenable music choices
hey i like happy hardcore!!
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:54 PM 21 January 2010
very lol i was big into the rave scene back in the day.....an my brother played guitar for a death metal band lol i guess good taste just runs in my genes
Dj-M.Bezzle
10:59 PM 21 January 2010
ps..i LOOOVEEEEE the breakbeat version of that song DJ DAN is the shit lol
Dj-M.Bezzle
11:07 PM 21 January 2010
i acutually have an hour long happy hardcore DJMBezzle mix i made if anyones interested?
ninos
11:35 PM 21 January 2010
Quote:
i acutually have an hour long happy hardcore DJMBezzle mix i made if anyones interested?im down to listen to it, im doing a shit load of studying rite now, i could use some hardcore :)
ZESH!
2:48 PM 23 January 2010
Let me fix this for Frogstar
Charlie Parker
or
Miles Davis
Miles Davis
or drowing in a pool of maggots
Wolves
Leather Furniture
or
Cloth Furniture
Quote:
Marvin GayeCharlie Parker
or
Miles Davis
Miles Davis
Quote:
getting eaten by pack of wolvesor drowing in a pool of maggots
Wolves
Leather Furniture
or
Cloth Furniture
Dj.Mojo
3:38 PM 23 January 2010
Which one I would let my lil niece spend the weekend with?
hmmmm tough one... I think R. Kelly.
And where?
Belgium
or
Thailand?
hmmmm tough one... I think R. Kelly.
And where?
Belgium
or
Thailand?
Selecta Belly B
4:37 PM 24 January 2010
where what ?
i would say Belgium :-)
upgrading to 2.0 ?
or
stay with current version ?
i would say Belgium :-)
upgrading to 2.0 ?
or
stay with current version ?
O.B.1
3:13 AM 25 January 2010
current, let 'em work out the bugs first... I still use 1.8.9 (I'm old school)
kimchi
or
saurkraut?
kimchi
or
saurkraut?
ninos
3:31 AM 25 January 2010
saurkraut :) mmm, makes me wanna have a ruben sandwhitch rite now.
electro
or
trance
electro
or
trance
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
11:38 PM 25 January 2010
Say Hello to my "Wittle Fwend!!!" Al Pachino
WKRP in Cincinatti
or
WZUP from Martin!
WKRP in Cincinatti
or
WZUP from Martin!
latindj
11:50 PM 25 January 2010
Quote:
Say Hello to my "Wittle Fwend!!!" Al Pachinough....that's not Scarface that's Elmer Fudd. lol!
Jesus Christ
10:20 PM 20 July 2010
Quote:
Gotta roll with ODB.OZ or The Wire?
The Wire
Weeds or Californication?
ZESH!
9:03 PM 22 July 2010
Looks (personality changes like New England weather!)
Geek smarts
or
Street Smarts?
Geek smarts
or
Street Smarts?
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
1:42 AM 23 July 2010
Quote:
gahhhhh gunna have to with with sixxx.Werd?
Ninos
or
Lewshis
:-D
ninos
2:44 AM 23 July 2010
Quote:
Ninos...jamster?????
or
soon_to_be_ex_fs_user2.0
+1
soon_to_be_ex_fs_user2.0
O.B.1
2:48 AM 23 July 2010
you can't just answer ninos...
you have to leave the next >>>>This - or - That<<<<
you have to leave the next >>>>This - or - That<<<<
DJ Sniffles
5:50 AM 23 July 2010
Good girl (they are freakier than you think)
genital herpes on your genitals or on your mouth
genital herpes on your genitals or on your mouth
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3
8:07 AM 23 July 2010
Quote:
Good girl (they are freakier than you think)genital herpes on your genitals or on your mouth
Genital herpes on YOUR mouth.
Slow death
or
Quick and Dirty.
latindj
5:56 AM 24 July 2010
quick and dirty
french kiss another man
or
loose a testicle in a horrible skate boarding accident?
french kiss another man
or
loose a testicle in a horrible skate boarding accident?
ninos
6:12 AM 24 July 2010
french kiss another man for sure! i need my nuts (no homo)
dj a rave
or
dj a hip hop show
dj a rave
or
dj a hip hop show
Dj.Mojo
11:53 AM 24 July 2010
Fudgesicle
Do a gig for little money but play music you love
or
play the top 40 spot for big money.
Do a gig for little money but play music you love
or
play the top 40 spot for big money.
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