Off Topic Discussion
That which does not fit elsewhere. Please remember the forum rules when posting and try to be polite and inclusive.
>>>>This - or - That<<<<
example:
Vinyl or CD?
Vinyl
then add ONE of your own
TiTs or ASS?
Vinyl or CD?
Vinyl
then add ONE of your own
TiTs or ASS?
At 11:31 PM 23 October 2009
ZESH! wrote
tits...
This thread is gay or this thread is not gay?
This thread is gay or this thread is not gay?
At 6:38 AM 24 October 2009
DJ TOGTFO wrote
this thread is not gay
white cv's or special edition AM cv's?
white cv's or special edition AM cv's?
At 9:20 AM 24 October 2009
djchope wrote
At 4:50 AM 25 October 2009
Dj BuddyLove wrote
Loose Bowel Movements
Stevie Ray Vaughn or Eric Clapton?
Stevie Ray Vaughn or Eric Clapton?
At 2:38 AM 26 October 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
18 year old virgin
Fetishes costume parties or full nude parties?
Fetishes costume parties or full nude parties?
At 3:31 AM 26 October 2009
RuxtA wrote
Not a drinker but spirits over lager.
Blackberry or iPhone?
Blackberry or iPhone?
At 9:25 AM 27 October 2009
Caramac wrote
Lemonade
Kim Kardash or Kourtney Kardash?
Kim Kardash or Kourtney Kardash?
At 3:49 PM 27 October 2009
DJkahar aka Skyscraper wrote
Quote:
What's a corn dog?You Brits really miss out on life i tell ya
Corndog
The ass or the crotch? (fight club reference)
At 6:42 PM 27 October 2009
Halfrikan wrote
Its like a vegeburger, but made of corn husks ina shape of a hot dog
At 6:43 PM 27 October 2009
DJ_Mike_Coquilla wrote
Quote:
PASS!Media Player or Winamp?
Pass? If u post u must answer the previous qustion
www.youtube.com view
At 6:58 PM 27 October 2009
DJ_Mike_Coquilla wrote
Quote:
Quote:
PASS!Media Player or Winamp?
Pass? If u post u must answer the previous qustion
www.youtube.com view
i say he has to answer!!!!
At 9:31 PM 27 October 2009
djchope wrote
Crown
Is cornhole a regional game? my friend just moved back to the Pittsburgh area from Spokane Washington and has never heard of cornhole...I thought cornhole was a universal game, like beer pong...
www.youtube.com view
Lakers or Cavs?
Is cornhole a regional game? my friend just moved back to the Pittsburgh area from Spokane Washington and has never heard of cornhole...I thought cornhole was a universal game, like beer pong...
www.youtube.com view
Lakers or Cavs?
At 5:55 PM 28 October 2009
DJDaveOtt wrote
Oooooh nice question!
Jeff (purely on longevity of his career)
Jeff (purely on longevity of his career)
At 5:56 AM 29 October 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
NBA
McDonald's or Burger King?? (lunch time for me)
McDonald's or Burger King?? (lunch time for me)
At 4:09 PM 30 October 2009
DJkahar aka Skyscraper wrote
McDonalds... 2 bacon dbl cheesburgers for $3
Blonde or Brunette? (tonight's late night snack for me)
Blonde or Brunette? (tonight's late night snack for me)
At 4:13 PM 30 October 2009
DJDaveOtt wrote
Joints..only cuz the blunts destroy my lungs after a week.
H1N1 Vaccine or Chicken Noodle Soup?
H1N1 Vaccine or Chicken Noodle Soup?
At 6:57 PM 30 October 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Chicken Noodle Soup (They got mind control chips in them H1N1 Vaccines)
Tattoo or Piercings
Tattoo or Piercings
At 7:10 PM 30 October 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Stalin
late night taco bell or late night burger king?
late night taco bell or late night burger king?
At 6:14 PM 1 November 2009
Marx&Villain wrote
virtual dj
run run run..........
lol......
VSL ! of course
Naruto or Bleach (anime)
run run run..........
lol......
VSL ! of course
Naruto or Bleach (anime)
At 11:10 PM 1 November 2009
DJMuErTe wrote
Mortal Combat
Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island) 3.bp.blogspot.com
or
Daisy Dukes (of Hazard-original) www.moviestore.com
Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island) 3.bp.blogspot.com
or
Daisy Dukes (of Hazard-original) www.moviestore.com
At 3:42 PM 2 November 2009
ZESH! wrote
(Womens) Ass all day but I love me some titties too!
Kate Bosworth or Kate Hudson
Kate Bosworth or Kate Hudson
At 5:17 PM 2 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
I prefer cardio but you need a good balance of both.
iPhone or Blackberry/Droid
iPhone or Blackberry/Droid
At 6:58 PM 2 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Rice burner.
There are a lot of bad answers in here.
Acapella or instrumental?
There are a lot of bad answers in here.
Acapella or instrumental?
At 3:12 AM 4 November 2009
sacrilicious wrote
acapella......for remixing purposes of course
Dating or One night stands
Dating or One night stands
At 3:42 AM 4 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Dating --- better sex than any one night stand.
Pretending to be in a relationship with a girl and get sex or
being honest and not get sex
Pretending to be in a relationship with a girl and get sex or
being honest and not get sex
At 9:48 AM 4 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Lip Piercing
How I met your mother or Two and a half men?
How I met your mother or Two and a half men?
At 4:02 PM 5 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
How I met your mother! Please dude. Charlie Sheen ain't got shit on NPH!!!! Even though NPH is gay, he's still the slickest ladies man.
Ghost Hunters or Ghost Lab
Ghost Hunters or Ghost Lab
At 5:07 PM 5 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Smirnoff (Which one do you like better ninos ;-))
Budweiser (American brand) or Augustiner?
Budweiser (American brand) or Augustiner?
At 4:12 PM 9 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
budweiser
(cown and coke anyday for me)
mango OR apple?
(cown and coke anyday for me)
mango OR apple?
At 12:02 AM 10 November 2009
ninos wrote
Quote:
ElectroSteve Aoki or Steve Jobs?
I'm a bit disappointed by that
At 6:11 PM 10 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Duck Season (wu tang rules)
green tabasco or red tabasco?
green tabasco or red tabasco?
At 10:59 PM 12 November 2009
O.B.1 wrote
old school all the way
west coast old school OR east coast old school?
west coast old school OR east coast old school?
At 1:36 PM 13 November 2009
ninos wrote
East Coast Old School **NO DOUBT**
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
At 3:05 PM 13 November 2009
ZESH! wrote
Mos Def R2D2
Free sex and she talks or night, or pay for sex and she leaves right after?
Free sex and she talks or night, or pay for sex and she leaves right after?
At 8:00 PM 13 November 2009
CMOS wrote
Normally I'd go for the 2nd, but in this economy, free sex.
Nikon or Canon
Nikon or Canon
At 8:23 PM 13 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
this
(you can get with this, or you can get with that)
whole wheat or sour dough?
(you can get with this, or you can get with that)
whole wheat or sour dough?
At 7:15 PM 15 November 2009
O.B.1 wrote
Quote:
depends on the sandwich hahahastar wars OR star trek?
That was already asked
At 8:52 PM 15 November 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
both testicles
get ass raped by your best friend or get a blow job by your dad?
get ass raped by your best friend or get a blow job by your dad?
At 6:47 PM 16 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
I'll take a blow job by your dad.
Wheat bread or White?
Wheat bread or White?
At 9:03 PM 16 November 2009
latindj wrote
Chinese
(Listen to all day)
Kanye or Lil Wayne? pick one!
(Listen to all day)
Kanye or Lil Wayne? pick one!
At 4:01 AM 17 November 2009
ZESH! wrote
Be lazy. I hate structured learning. I like to read something when I want to not work to a curriculum.
Ketchup or BBQ sauce??
Ketchup or BBQ sauce??
At 2:04 PM 17 November 2009
Caramac wrote
Xmas dinner! (since there is no thanksgiving dinner in Europe :-))
Sweet mustard or spicy mustard?
Sweet mustard or spicy mustard?
At 5:32 PM 17 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Chinese hot mustard (it'll clear your sinuses right up)
butter or margarine?
butter or margarine?
At 6:22 PM 17 November 2009
O.B.1 wrote
grilled chicken breast.. mmmmmmm
converse all star OR nike forces?
converse all star OR nike forces?
At 12:27 AM 18 November 2009
ninos wrote
Air Forces all day.
Quality time with the missus or A beer with the lads?
Quality time with the missus or A beer with the lads?
At 8:57 AM 18 November 2009
Caramac wrote
Quality time with the missus
Monaco Franze or Kir Royal?
Monaco Franze or Kir Royal?
At 10:06 AM 18 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
^^ It's cool. I understand she reads the forum. Lol.
At 12:07 PM 18 November 2009
Caramac wrote
haha, no she doesn´t. But I have a bad conscience! Stupid arguments about quality time.... tzzzz.........
But get back to topic.
But get back to topic.
At 3:10 PM 18 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
^^ It's cool. I understand she reads the forum. Lol.hahahaha
At 10:42 PM 18 November 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
k boys and girls, back to topic lmao
mackie OR yorkville?
mackie OR yorkville?
At 11:05 PM 18 November 2009
ninos wrote
Saturday night's alright...
New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Clam Chowder?
New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Clam Chowder?
At 8:32 PM 19 November 2009
O.B.1 wrote
Verizon
Hardy´s Thickburger or Burger King´s Whopper?
Hardy´s Thickburger or Burger King´s Whopper?
At 5:54 AM 24 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
BK all day (back when I used to eat meat)
Curried Goat or Curried Chicken?
Curried Goat or Curried Chicken?
At 9:49 AM 24 November 2009
Caramac wrote
goat no doubt!!!!!!
lockstock & Two smoking Barrels or snatch
lockstock & Two smoking Barrels or snatch
At 12:51 PM 24 November 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Can't decide. They're both classics. I'd probably go with the the 1st one as it was fresh and new.
Drink someones vomit for a £100,000.
or
Drink your own vomit for a £100.
Lol.
Drink someones vomit for a £100,000.
or
Drink your own vomit for a £100.
Lol.
At 2:57 PM 24 November 2009
Caramac wrote
Drink someone elses vomit with pleasure.
Wash dishes by hand or dry dishes by hand!
Wash dishes by hand or dry dishes by hand!
At 4:06 PM 24 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
By hand, hand or by hand with a sponge/cloth?
Wash dishes if I had to choose. Luckily the missus is a clean freak but hates to cook. I like cooking and hate to clean we work well together lol.
Get your hand caught in a closing door
or
Boot in the gonads by an angry ex girlfirend?
Wash dishes if I had to choose. Luckily the missus is a clean freak but hates to cook. I like cooking and hate to clean we work well together lol.
Get your hand caught in a closing door
or
Boot in the gonads by an angry ex girlfirend?
At 4:11 PM 24 November 2009
Caramac wrote
That one is easy! Take the closing door, of course.
Find out Charles Manson is your dead
or
Be told by Roman Polanski Charles Manson is your dad!
Find out Charles Manson is your dead
or
Be told by Roman Polanski Charles Manson is your dad!
At 4:20 PM 24 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Had to google Roman Polanski. I'll take finding out for myself for £100.
Lose you month's wage packet on the way home from work?
or
Get caught masterbating over pictures of Jo Brand?
Lose you month's wage packet on the way home from work?
or
Get caught masterbating over pictures of Jo Brand?
At 4:29 PM 24 November 2009
Caramac wrote
At 4:56 PM 24 November 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Black
Big Club scene or Bar with a nice lil dance floor? (to party, not DJ)
Big Club scene or Bar with a nice lil dance floor? (to party, not DJ)
At 2:50 PM 25 November 2009
ZESH! wrote
As much as i hate to say...
Deadmau5
Christmas break or Thanksgiving break (from work)
Deadmau5
Christmas break or Thanksgiving break (from work)
At 2:43 PM 30 November 2009
Free Man wrote
Christmas break (There is no thanksgiving break in Europe :-P)
Fish or Meat?
Fish or Meat?
At 2:59 PM 30 November 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
cabernet or merlot?
cabernet or merlot?
At 6:01 PM 30 November 2009
O.B.1 wrote
brunette definatley,
Tiiger or Carona (beer that is)
Tiiger or Carona (beer that is)
At 3:11 AM 1 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
without! (milk is the way to go!)
Potatoe Chips or Nachos?
Potatoe Chips or Nachos?
At 9:41 AM 3 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Crisps coz I live in the UK hahahahaha (AKA Potato chips) :)
Foreign Language Hip Hop (IE French) Or Dirty south
Foreign Language Hip Hop (IE French) Or Dirty south
At 11:33 AM 3 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Foreign Language Hip Hop (I don´t "feel" dirty south)
Detroit House or Chicago House?
Detroit House or Chicago House?
At 11:49 AM 3 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Fat (more cushion for the pushing)
Stupid or intelligent?
Stupid or intelligent?
At 3:21 PM 3 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?
At 4:36 PM 3 December 2009
Free Man wrote
Quote:
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?+2
At 4:38 PM 3 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
I just want to 2nd the "tight" serious... i cant imagine anyone likeing loose?its fun if your not serious with em, youd be supprised the fun you can have with loose, a room full of random things, and a lil imagination ;)
At 4:45 PM 3 December 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
Tight.Wyclef or Black Thought?
Black Thought.
Black Eyed Pease - with or without Fergie?
At 5:00 PM 3 December 2009
nik39 wrote
^^^^^ seriously????
hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
At 5:03 PM 3 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
^^^^^ seriously????hahaha without definately
Nia Long or Vivica Fox
vivica
Admit you blew sixxx or admit you blew sniffles
At 5:05 PM 3 December 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
^just tell us which one you admit blowing and get it off your chest...(yes splooge) (no misquote)
At 8:21 PM 3 December 2009
latindj wrote
Cmon I can keep a secret!! Haha I'll answer this. Me...I mean if I had to choose.
Fuck a fat nasty or fuck your hot cousin.
Morals and values are destroyed in this thread haha
Fuck a fat nasty or fuck your hot cousin.
Morals and values are destroyed in this thread haha
At 8:39 PM 3 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
You guys skipped my question! Fuck a fat nasty or fuck a hot cousin
At 8:54 PM 3 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
lol when i wrote mine a voice in my head said sniffles would come in and fuck it up lol
At 8:59 PM 3 December 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Can´t I pick Audi?
Well, have to go with a BMW then.
Political correctnes or straight in the face?
Well, have to go with a BMW then.
Political correctnes or straight in the face?
At 9:09 PM 3 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Straight in your mouth.
Intellect
or
Reaaaaaaally nice ass?
Intellect
or
Reaaaaaaally nice ass?
At 9:54 PM 3 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Hanukkwanzaa
death by Bongo-bongo?
or
death by Oonga-oonga?
death by Bongo-bongo?
or
death by Oonga-oonga?
At 6:25 AM 4 December 2009
DJ_Mike_Coquilla wrote
death by Oingo Boingo (dead man's party)
phillips head or flat head ?
phillips head or flat head ?
At 6:45 AM 4 December 2009
O.B.1 wrote
Quote:
death by Oingo Boingo (dead man's party)phillips head or flat head ?
fine, death by Boingo-boingo.....
...but first, Oonga-oonga!!
At 7:00 AM 4 December 2009
DJ_Mike_Coquilla wrote
Swear down someone's just fucked that joke up lol.
flat head
chips or potato wedges.
flat head
chips or potato wedges.
At 10:50 PM 6 December 2009
Caramac wrote
Chips (Like chip shop ones)
Asian or Latina girls
Asian or Latina girls
At 11:01 PM 6 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Mum, only because its funnier when your mom's 5'8 and you're 6'5
Life if Brian or The Meaning of Life?
Life if Brian or The Meaning of Life?
At 12:03 AM 7 December 2009
DJ Bouj wrote
Life Of Brian most definatley
life of brian or quest for the holy grail
life of brian or quest for the holy grail
At 7:57 AM 7 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
quest for the holy grail
John Cleese or Michael Palin
John Cleese or Michael Palin
At 5:42 PM 14 December 2009
Selecta Belly B wrote
Michael Palin
Being embarrassed on Maury or Jerry?
Being embarrassed on Maury or Jerry?
At 2:05 AM 18 December 2009
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 wrote
At 4:23 AM 18 December 2009
DJ_Mike_Coquilla wrote
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.
Heads or Tails?
Heads or Tails?
At 5:23 AM 18 December 2009
DJ Jinnai wrote
Quote:
MathMBezzle or TeamSerato.com mod Soundwavie?
First www.scratchlive.net
Then www.scratchlive.net
LOL
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
At 2:32 PM 18 December 2009
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
neither & starve seafood is grim as fuck!!!!!!!
Steak or ribs???
Steak or ribs???
At 3:52 PM 18 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
rib steak!
(sushi is actually just rice)
mocha or latte ?
(sushi is actually just rice)
mocha or latte ?
At 5:34 PM 18 December 2009
O.B.1 wrote
gunna have to go with serato.. dont flame me boys.. ;)
mexico or cuba?
mexico or cuba?
At 12:10 AM 19 December 2009
ninos wrote
Mexico, (hotter women)
off topic or dj discussion??
off topic or dj discussion??
At 12:26 AM 19 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
dj discussion
serato.com (scratchlive.net) or teamserato.com
=P
serato.com (scratchlive.net) or teamserato.com
=P
At 12:33 AM 19 December 2009
skinnyguy wrote
Quote:
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
NP :)
At 9:51 AM 19 December 2009
DJ Jinnai wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
MBezzle, but LOLed at Chris' posts.Heads or Tails?
thanks !!
NP :)
All of this above screams all sorts of gay (not that its offensive to me) but please rephrase...
and I know someone (M-Bezzle) will misqoute this so..... get it over with
At 10:28 AM 19 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
okay, back to topic..
Hawaiian pizza OR all dressed pizza?
Hawaiian pizza OR all dressed pizza?
At 7:02 AM 20 December 2009
ninos wrote
Hawaian Pizza
Playing an awful request from a girl that is screwed by the manager
OR
Keeping it real, tell her to get lost, and get fired?
Playing an awful request from a girl that is screwed by the manager
OR
Keeping it real, tell her to get lost, and get fired?
At 11:37 AM 20 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Play the request! (and hope you can recover)
BlowJob by an ugly girl (you can't see her face)
OR
Hand Job by a Pretty one (and that's all!)
BlowJob by an ugly girl (you can't see her face)
OR
Hand Job by a Pretty one (and that's all!)
At 12:11 PM 20 December 2009
ZESH! wrote
Quote:
110 BPMDetroit or Chicago
Goddamnit I searched but some of the posts didn't load.
Disco or Boogie?
At 6:18 AM 26 December 2009
sacrilicious wrote
At 10:56 AM 26 December 2009
Selecta Belly B wrote
one parts water, the other walks on it... hard choice
At 6:11 PM 26 December 2009
Free Man wrote
Atari (Coleco controllers gave me blisters)
ballpoint or gel ink?
ballpoint or gel ink?
At 9:54 PM 26 December 2009
Jesus Christ wrote
aids
Small boobs with big ass (ASS NOT HIPS),
OR
Big boobs, small ass?
Small boobs with big ass (ASS NOT HIPS),
OR
Big boobs, small ass?
At 3:47 AM 27 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
small boobs with big ass FTW.
lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
At 4:50 AM 27 December 2009
ninos wrote
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
How much horse semen are we talking. (At least its sterile. Dog shit is full of bacteria)
At 4:07 AM 28 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)LOLeither way thats not a good look!!! (NH NM)
At 4:09 AM 28 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
neither is a good look, thats what makes the game fun
At 4:31 AM 28 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
Quote:
small boobs with big ass FTW.lick dog shit OR drink horse semen (like from jackass)
LOL
How much horse semen are we talking. (At least its sterile. Dog shit is full of bacteria)
23,5 ml.
Do we have a swallower?
At 8:48 AM 28 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Way too much, lick dog poop.
Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
At 9:56 AM 28 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Alba !! (Fukkit they can watch I'll do my Captain Morgain Pose when I'm done)
Hard Liquor or Beer?
Hard Liquor or Beer?
At 10:34 PM 28 December 2009
ZESH! wrote
Quote:
Way too much, lick dog poop.Fuck Jessica Alba on a bed full of naked dudes (like 10) or fuck Rosie O'Donnell
Lol grimey
At 9:45 AM 29 December 2009
Caramac wrote
Quote:
Alba !! (Fukkit they can watch I'll do my Captain Morgain Pose when I'm done)Hard Liquor or Beer?
Hard Liquor although I'm not a drinker.
Constipation or Diarrhoea?
At 9:48 AM 29 December 2009
Caramac wrote
If "Stick" means spraying, then I take the roll on.
Be a computer nerd but WOW crack
OR
Be a little retarded but have one big talent in math?
Be a computer nerd but WOW crack
OR
Be a little retarded but have one big talent in math?
At 3:24 PM 29 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Forgot about sprays. Stick is like some soap bar looking type thing. Then you have the gel type one my missus gets me that stains all my shirts lol.
At 3:50 PM 29 December 2009
Caramac wrote
Physically. You shake a lil bit and do some akward moves from time to time.
At 12:03 PM 30 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
how retarded physically or mental?Quote:
Physically. You shake a lil bit and do some akward moves from time to time."you`re a jerk"
retarded... (maybe I could be in the special DJ olympics)
back on topic - kiss a girl who has stank breath OR go down on a girl who has stank coochie?
At 12:29 AM 31 December 2009
O.B.1 wrote
Oh yeah......
Lose a testicle or lose your hair (No Static)
Lose a testicle or lose your hair (No Static)
At 2:56 AM 31 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
Oh yeah......Lose a testicle or lose your hair (No Static)bald defo hahahaha
loose your anal virginity to a woman (dildo) or suck off a man??? hahaha
(No homo) (no Misquote)
At 3:40 AM 31 December 2009
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
Lol Fuck that. I'll take the dare.I dare you to take a strap on up the ass by a girl while you suck some dude off
At 9:12 AM 31 December 2009
DJ Sniffles wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Lol Fuck that. I'll take the dare.I dare you to take a strap on up the ass by a girl while you suck some dude off
Eeeeww Lol
At 9:14 AM 31 December 2009
Caramac wrote
looooool
It starts with easy stuff like Jay Z or Nas and ends up with gay porn.
Please Caramac do your thing, so we can proceed.
It starts with easy stuff like Jay Z or Nas and ends up with gay porn.
Please Caramac do your thing, so we can proceed.
At 9:54 AM 31 December 2009
Dj.Mojo wrote
Taking a piss in the shower or taking a piss in a pool?
At 10:36 PM 31 December 2009
DJ Schematic wrote
Quote:
Taking a piss in the shower or taking a piss in a pool?Slow your roll there Schematic..... if you're gonna contribute to another "this or that" you gotta answer the prior question!
Take a strap-on up the ass by a chick or suck some dude off....
At 1:10 AM 1 January 2010
DJ Sniffles wrote
strap on by a chick.
now.
piss in the shower or piss in the pool?
now.
piss in the shower or piss in the pool?
At 7:34 AM 1 January 2010
ninos wrote
piss in the pool
love requests or hate requests
love requests or hate requests
At 1:30 PM 1 January 2010
Selecta Belly B wrote
HATE REQUESTS
take a hott chick (that's way annoying) on a date (may not get any)
or
hear your fat neighbors going at it?
take a hott chick (that's way annoying) on a date (may not get any)
or
hear your fat neighbors going at it?
At 2:23 PM 2 January 2010
Free Man wrote
Let your fat neighbors do their thing (and crank up the music)
Have a really hot be annoying girlfriend
OR
have a 5/10 girlfriend that is "easy to handle"?
Have a really hot be annoying girlfriend
OR
have a 5/10 girlfriend that is "easy to handle"?
At 2:26 PM 2 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
i'd go 5/10... theres not a chick thats hot enough that could make up for being annoying...
chick that had PMS half the month (every month)
or
happy pregnant chick...
chick that had PMS half the month (every month)
or
happy pregnant chick...
At 2:36 PM 2 January 2010
Free Man wrote
happy pregnant chick (who "accidently" falls down the stairs)
EDM with scratching
OR
Hip Hop with lots of bitcrusher and filter effects?
EDM with scratching
OR
Hip Hop with lots of bitcrusher and filter effects?
At 2:38 PM 2 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
*skip*
j/k... if its actually someone that can scratch it i'd say EDM...
chick that requests an annoying song.... and keeps coming back asking when you're going to play it
or
annoying dude who requests a good song but keeps coming back thinking he is either now a DJ who picks great songs, or your new best friend
j/k... if its actually someone that can scratch it i'd say EDM...
chick that requests an annoying song.... and keeps coming back asking when you're going to play it
or
annoying dude who requests a good song but keeps coming back thinking he is either now a DJ who picks great songs, or your new best friend
At 2:46 PM 2 January 2010
Free Man wrote
Well, since they BOTH are going to keep coming back,
I'd rather look at the chick.
A chick that hauls off and SOCKS you right in your mouth in front of everybody, and you fall on your azz...
or
You SOCK a chick, in private.
I'd rather look at the chick.
A chick that hauls off and SOCKS you right in your mouth in front of everybody, and you fall on your azz...
or
You SOCK a chick, in private.
At 3:52 PM 2 January 2010
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 wrote
i aint choosin... but... the chick who gets away with sockin you in public will sock you again... once a bitch always a bitch...
At 3:55 PM 2 January 2010
Free Man wrote
Already socked a chick in private... so I'll go with what works.
No oral sex for the next year
or
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?
No oral sex for the next year
or
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?
At 8:44 PM 2 January 2010
Jesus Christ wrote
Quote:
only oral sex from a girl with braces who can't open her mouth wide enough?but still have sex with other women?
At 8:46 PM 2 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
I imagine just one girl...
I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
At 10:59 PM 2 January 2010
ZESH! wrote
Quote:
I imagine just one girl...I say none for a year...but look out when it happens cause ima buss a hole right through the back of her skull!
(jus sayin LoL)
Locked up with a Psycho murderer with nothing to lose?
or
Locked up with an all-out HOMO?
(2 year bid)
I'll take the homo for sure..... I'll kick the shit out of some dude trying to rape me but when you're squaring up against someone with nothing to lose, well you have to sleep eventually
At 11:28 PM 2 January 2010
DJ Sniffles wrote
Relationship with a hot ass nympho type that wants it 3x a day (even after 2 years) who doesn't cook or clean
or
Relationship with a decent looking chick who stops fucking and starts knitting after 2 years but loves to cook and clean
or
Relationship with a decent looking chick who stops fucking and starts knitting after 2 years but loves to cook and clean
At 11:29 PM 2 January 2010
DJ Sniffles wrote
nympho
fuck a hemaphrodite (you do him/her, he/she does you to) for a year
or
lose a testicle in a horrific bike crash?
fuck a hemaphrodite (you do him/her, he/she does you to) for a year
or
lose a testicle in a horrific bike crash?
At 11:51 PM 2 January 2010
latindj wrote
is "it" hot?
I`d give my left nut for a hot hermaphro!
spend all day sunday morning sitting in church, or spend all day sunday morning at home, hungover with the dry heaves?
I`d give my left nut for a hot hermaphro!
spend all day sunday morning sitting in church, or spend all day sunday morning at home, hungover with the dry heaves?
At 1:34 AM 3 January 2010
O.B.1 wrote
lose the testicle,
having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
At 1:35 AM 3 January 2010
BERTO wrote
looking fresh as hell but smell like an asshole
or smell mad fresh but look like garbage?
or smell mad fresh but look like garbage?
At 2:21 AM 3 January 2010
BERTO wrote
mad fresh and look like garbage ;)
getting head from a decent looking girl from school that is a loser and has no friends
OR
getting hand from the most popular girl from school that has a lot of friends
BTW.. everyone at school knoes about it?
getting head from a decent looking girl from school that is a loser and has no friends
OR
getting hand from the most popular girl from school that has a lot of friends
BTW.. everyone at school knoes about it?
At 2:26 AM 3 January 2010
ninos wrote
haha shit, didnt see the question mark. yes they all KNOW about it. lmao
At 3:26 AM 3 January 2010
ninos wrote
Quote:
lose the testicle,having to have your parents have sex
or
walking into your girlfriend cheating on you?
That's a good one!
At 4:02 AM 3 January 2010
DJ Sniffles wrote
If one of your parents was dead what would you have to watch then?
At 4:04 AM 3 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
If one of your parents was dead what would you have to watch then?necrophilia
At 6:49 AM 3 January 2010
latindj wrote
watch my girlfriend cheat on me with my dead parents!
since you went there...
have sex with a dead girl who used to be super hot (24 hrs. dead so rigormortis hasn`t set in yet, but she`s cold) -OR- have sex with a nasty,fugly,fat,stinky girl who is still alive?
since you went there...
have sex with a dead girl who used to be super hot (24 hrs. dead so rigormortis hasn`t set in yet, but she`s cold) -OR- have sex with a nasty,fugly,fat,stinky girl who is still alive?
At 10:14 AM 3 January 2010
O.B.1 wrote
some sick minds pon the board lol
i would go for the fat stinking one ( have sex in the shower )
Major Lazer - Pon The Floor www.youtube.com view
or
Little Harry - No Fear www.youtube.com view
i would go for the fat stinking one ( have sex in the shower )
Major Lazer - Pon The Floor www.youtube.com view
or
Little Harry - No Fear www.youtube.com view
At 12:38 PM 3 January 2010
Selecta Belly B wrote
Definitly little Harry!
Jeff Mills - The Bells www.youtube.com view
OR
Plastikman - Spastik www.youtube.com view
Jeff Mills - The Bells www.youtube.com view
OR
Plastikman - Spastik www.youtube.com view
At 12:53 PM 3 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Plastikman
Get beaten up by your mum in public
or
by your girlfriend in public?
Get beaten up by your mum in public
or
by your girlfriend in public?
At 5:52 PM 3 January 2010
Caramac wrote
Quote:
www.cosmicbuddha.comLet me put type it in for the thread Berto.
You're stranded on an island
Which mermaid would you want as a companion
Man that IS a good one...can't pick yet
At 8:31 PM 3 January 2010
ZESH! wrote
one can give handjobs and blowjobs, and looks like you could have a normal conversation without being creeped out....the other, well, would have a fishy smell all around...
At 10:02 PM 3 January 2010
skinnyguy wrote
Quote:
one can give handjobs and blowjobs, and looks like you could have a normal conversation without being creeped out....the other, well, would have a fishy smell all around...lol @ fishy smell... who knows you may have a fishy smell with either!!!
At 3:02 PM 4 January 2010
Free Man wrote
I take the one with the fishhead.
This way i am the only one around that can claim to have gotten a fin-job.
So you are in the miles-high club? Well, sucker, I got a fin-job!
Ellaskins tutorials
www.youtube.com view
OR
Dj Angelo tutorials
www.youtube.com view
This way i am the only one around that can claim to have gotten a fin-job.
So you are in the miles-high club? Well, sucker, I got a fin-job!
Ellaskins tutorials
www.youtube.com view
OR
Dj Angelo tutorials
www.youtube.com view
At 3:07 PM 4 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Patwik
Pea pea stands up
Pea pea sits down
Pea pea stands up
Pea pea sits down
At 12:33 AM 6 January 2010
soon-2-be-ex-FS2user_2.0 wrote
lucozade ftw!!!!!!
check ya pm's caramac
google chrome or mozilla firefox
check ya pm's caramac
google chrome or mozilla firefox
At 10:00 AM 7 January 2010
Nicky Blunt wrote
Safari (never fucked with opera)
Be super wealthy and blind
or dead broke with the ability to see
Be super wealthy and blind
or dead broke with the ability to see
At 3:35 PM 7 January 2010
DJ Schematic wrote
i think most of us are already on the broke side with decent eyesight..
At 7:55 PM 7 January 2010
skinnyguy wrote
thats not the question! im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, but we still have to answer the "this or that" question.
At 8:07 PM 7 January 2010
DJ Schematic wrote
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
At 9:51 PM 7 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
At 9:34 AM 8 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
hey, anything is possible. fat girls need love too dammit
At 4:12 PM 8 January 2010
DJ Schematic wrote
First time I've EVER seen this done
Gotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
Gotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
At 4:18 PM 8 January 2010
ZESH! wrote
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
im sure most of us take it up the ass by our girlfriends with a strap on or fuck fat ugly bitches, .ummmm where you get the basis for that assumption....is that something that seems like a normal thing too you??
hey, anything is possible. fat girls need love too dammit
now what concerns me more is out of the 2 senarios you chose the fat girl senario as the "anything is possible" senario
At 4:23 PM 8 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
lmao you got me there. for the record, i've never had anything up my ass nor will i ever. but for the sake of the argument, i'd choose to fuck the fatty.
back on topic
i'd rather get caught fucking the hotter one. i figure she's going to leave you either way, might as well make it worth it.
back on topic
i'd rather get caught fucking the hotter one. i figure she's going to leave you either way, might as well make it worth it.
At 8:28 PM 8 January 2010
DJ Schematic wrote
Plus think about it from her side of things... wouldnt it be an insult to find your significant other in bed, going at it with someone that you felt was less attractive than you?
At 8:30 PM 8 January 2010
Free Man wrote
Quote:
First time I've EVER seen this doneGotta give Props when due
Have to pick Mr. Tape
scenario:
Your girl is gonna catch you hammerin' some othe chick.
Would you rather have the chick HOTTER than her?
or
a good 300 lbs. ?
disclaimer: apologies if you have or are into big girls =o)
your really looking for help making this decession arent ya
At 8:44 PM 8 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Boba Fett.
step in dog doo with new shoes on
-OR-
step on someone's ABC gum with new shoes on (that shit don't come off)
step in dog doo with new shoes on
-OR-
step on someone's ABC gum with new shoes on (that shit don't come off)
At 10:51 AM 11 January 2010
O.B.1 wrote
Take the gum! Freeze the shoe in the freezer and the gum will drop off.
Waste your time via
Video games
OR
ScratchLIVE Offtopic discussion?
Waste your time via
Video games
OR
ScratchLIVE Offtopic discussion?
At 11:20 AM 11 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
price drop on 57 sl
or
new 58sl 3 channel for high price?
'
or
new 58sl 3 channel for high price?
'
At 5:44 PM 11 January 2010
BERTO wrote
depends on what a 58sl 3 Channel can do.
Please come up with a data sheet or at LEAST a manual :-P
Please come up with a data sheet or at LEAST a manual :-P
At 5:56 PM 11 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
ur buggin mojo
answer the question ill be more precise
57sl for 500 bucks
or
58sl same features as 57 but with 3 channels and 2 grand : )
answer the question ill be more precise
57sl for 500 bucks
or
58sl same features as 57 but with 3 channels and 2 grand : )
At 6:33 PM 11 January 2010
BERTO wrote
I choose the new mixer.
I would like my 57 to keep its value.
Study for a big labor law test
or
Go snowboarding with your friends...
(I wish live was all made of choices...)
I would like my 57 to keep its value.
Study for a big labor law test
or
Go snowboarding with your friends...
(I wish live was all made of choices...)
At 6:39 PM 11 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
put it in her butt! (nm)
sorry, what was the question?
sorry, what was the question?
At 1:13 AM 12 January 2010
latindj wrote
Quote:
SnowboardingArgue
or
Silent treatment ?
Argue.... I can't hold shit in like that.
Do anal and get a lil poopy dick
or
Do oral and get puked on your dick
At 2:21 AM 12 January 2010
DJ Sniffles wrote
Damn, gotta go wit the anal, if shes willin to let me go up there, then you gotta allow for a little leeway lol.
www.youtube.com view
Or
www.youtube.com view
www.youtube.com view
Or
www.youtube.com view
At 2:34 AM 12 January 2010
DJ Bouj wrote
I go with supernatural. His lyrics aren´t as ill as the other´s but I liked his flow better.
Laugh your ass off watching
Skijump accidents
www.youtube.com view
OR
BMX accidents?
www.youtube.com view
Laugh your ass off watching
Skijump accidents
www.youtube.com view
OR
BMX accidents?
www.youtube.com view
At 10:55 AM 12 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
At 8:30 PM 13 January 2010
Selecta Belly B wrote
Ahhh I can´t watch the second video. Damn regional restrictions!
At 9:05 PM 13 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
At 9:46 PM 13 January 2010
Selecta Belly B wrote
I take the song with the stolen weed!
Choose a gift:
Rane 68
or
Two 57s?
Choose a gift:
Rane 68
or
Two 57s?
At 6:30 PM 15 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
red or mef?RED - Jerzey SON!
2 CDJ 2000's and a 68 for the rest of your life
or
2 12's and a 57, for the rest of your life.
At 6:35 PM 15 January 2010
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 wrote
Definitly 2 12's and a 57, for the rest of your life.
How else should I play my Vinyl?
Be a Mac fanboy
OR
Be a Rane fanboy?
How else should I play my Vinyl?
Be a Mac fanboy
OR
Be a Rane fanboy?
At 6:36 PM 15 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
I take your Goldfish, Nicky!hahahaha thats why i asked i was just feeding them!!!
At 6:37 PM 15 January 2010
Nicky Blunt wrote
Quote:
Quote:
I take your Goldfish, Nicky!hahahaha thats why i asked i was just feeding them!!!
You know, for some reason I have no problem memorizing that a UK dj who I know from a forum, got two goldfish named red and mef, but I can´t memorize those freaking labour court judgements for the exam tomorrow. Gotta get back to my books!
Cheers!
At 6:40 PM 15 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Cash! What advantage would a check have?
Firefox
or
Internet Explorer?
Firefox
or
Internet Explorer?
At 10:25 AM 18 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Firefox for no other reason than I could use it at my old company and get onto myspace when everyone else couldn't.
Job you like with a low wage
or
Job you absolutely hate with a passion but get PAIIIIID from?
Job you like with a low wage
or
Job you absolutely hate with a passion but get PAIIIIID from?
At 1:31 PM 18 January 2010
Caramac wrote
Definitly job I like with a low wage. Big wage is tempting but won´t make me happy.
British English
OR
American English?
British English
OR
American English?
At 2:02 PM 18 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Quote:
Definitly job I like with a low wage. Big wage is tempting but won´t make me happy.British EnglishORAmerican English?British obviously.
happy hardcore
or
Death Metal
At 2:09 PM 18 January 2010
Nicky Blunt wrote
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.
Rolex Oyster
or
Rolex Daytona
Rolex Oyster
or
Rolex Daytona
At 3:13 PM 18 January 2010
Caramac wrote
Quote:
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.that was the point two of what I consider almost unlistenable music choices
At 3:22 PM 18 January 2010
Nicky Blunt wrote
rolex daytoooonnnaaaa
Chopper Gunner
OR
AC130?
(mw2 fans)
Chopper Gunner
OR
AC130?
(mw2 fans)
At 2:46 AM 20 January 2010
ninos wrote
Quote:
Quote:
If I had to had to choose then at a push death metal. Happy hardcore was just sped up noise lol.that was the point two of what I consider almost unlistenable music choices
hey i like happy hardcore!!
At 9:56 PM 20 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
At 9:28 PM 21 January 2010
ninos wrote
very lol i was big into the rave scene back in the day.....an my brother played guitar for a death metal band lol i guess good taste just runs in my genes
At 10:54 PM 21 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
ps..i LOOOVEEEEE the breakbeat version of that song DJ DAN is the shit lol
At 10:59 PM 21 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
i acutually have an hour long happy hardcore DJMBezzle mix i made if anyones interested?
At 11:07 PM 21 January 2010
Dj-M.Bezzle wrote
Quote:
i acutually have an hour long happy hardcore DJMBezzle mix i made if anyones interested?im down to listen to it, im doing a shit load of studying rite now, i could use some hardcore :)
At 11:35 PM 21 January 2010
ninos wrote
getting eaten by pack of wolves
or drowing in a pool of maggots
or drowing in a pool of maggots
At 8:55 AM 23 January 2010
Frogstar wrote
Let me fix this for Frogstar
Charlie Parker
or
Miles Davis
Miles Davis
or drowing in a pool of maggots
Wolves
Leather Furniture
or
Cloth Furniture
Quote:
Marvin GayeCharlie Parker
or
Miles Davis
Miles Davis
Quote:
getting eaten by pack of wolvesor drowing in a pool of maggots
Wolves
Leather Furniture
or
Cloth Furniture
At 2:48 PM 23 January 2010
ZESH! wrote
Which one I would let my lil niece spend the weekend with?
hmmmm tough one... I think R. Kelly.
And where?
Belgium
or
Thailand?
hmmmm tough one... I think R. Kelly.
And where?
Belgium
or
Thailand?
At 3:38 PM 23 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
where what ?
i would say Belgium :-)
upgrading to 2.0 ?
or
stay with current version ?
i would say Belgium :-)
upgrading to 2.0 ?
or
stay with current version ?
At 4:37 PM 24 January 2010
Selecta Belly B wrote
current, let 'em work out the bugs first... I still use 1.8.9 (I'm old school)
kimchi
or
saurkraut?
kimchi
or
saurkraut?
At 3:13 AM 25 January 2010
O.B.1 wrote
saurkraut :) mmm, makes me wanna have a ruben sandwhitch rite now.
electro
or
trance
electro
or
trance
At 3:31 AM 25 January 2010
ninos wrote
Conan the Barbarian
Arnold the Governator
OR
Silvester Stalone?
Arnold the Governator
OR
Silvester Stalone?
At 12:30 PM 25 January 2010
Dj.Mojo wrote
Say Hello to my "Wittle Fwend!!!" Al Pachino
WKRP in Cincinatti
or
WZUP from Martin!
WKRP in Cincinatti
or
WZUP from Martin!
At 11:38 PM 25 January 2010
DJJOHNNYM_vSL3 wrote
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