Front to back, or back to front.

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I usually go side to side then cross both ways like an X. It leaves mess but that's what I'm use to

lol

i really need to get a feel for it...meaning I usualy listen to the cupid shuffel to know the direction i´m wiping.
or surf riders- wipeout is also nice!

hahaha

i have a turntable sitting next my toilet, with an ep ready to play...and when i push the start button my girl comes running in to do the job for me
here's the track i play..you all should try it.
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lol @ "whipe me down"

this is a nasty ass topic

I don't wipe, I lift a leg up on the bathroom counter and then proceed to splash a little warm water on my starfish until it's clean...(no misquote)

i need to invest in some wet wipes

or how about the lean like a cholo, side to side back to front lmao

n by the way u guys r nasty lmao

"bend over to the front, touch your toes"

hahahahaha wtf

i personally use huggies wipes. i miss them when i travel or when i have to "send a fax" at work :)

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I didnt want to put in the time and effort to learn so I got the toilet with the auto-asswipe button, it misses spots but since it does the wiping for me i can focus on more creative ways to cover up the smell.

Are you asking because of the hemorrhoids stevie?

No, the forum was slow and I was thinking of an off topic discussion, and this is as far off topic as it gets haha

someone should start a "do you look at your shit before you flush it" topic. lol

It's got to be front to back, you don't want to wipe poop onto the nutsack. You never know if you'll be having company.

Any of you ever been doing a girl doggy style and then catch a faint wiff of shit? I have unfortunately. Bitch must of been using sniffles method.

My mom always said if you play near the mud don't get mad if you get a little on you.

ew

u guys r so gross...

i don't like an itchie ass, so i jump in the shower right after.

Hahahaha!!! It's possible

lol

I always look at my prize after I'm done.

You ever take a shit and look at it? And it looks like someone you know? Do you tell them?

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At the airport in Japan there was this futuristic toilet with mad controls on it. There were controls for the bidet function (which I was curious about but was too afraid to use) and some buttons to control the odor. Always on some next level shit in Asia. Literally.

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This coming from the guy who has issues with his own ass and homoriods

I wipe with these... www.jeremyinc.com

^^^ (no misquote/no hyperlink misquote) ^^^

You're no fun!

I saw myself wide-open for a sneak attack and I had to shut it down :-) (<--- no misquote again)

I've heard that females are supposed to wipe front to back to avoid yeast infections & urinary tract infections...

don't know if that helps, as, you are not a female

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why in gods name would you bump this thread

pure boredom......forums been reaalllly slow this week

Had one that felt like it came out sideways last night. Had to resort to the wet-wipes. Ahhh... nice.

lol :p

you ever open a thread and then wonder why you clicked there to begin with?

everyday

how about time.....how long does it take u guys to take a shit. For me its about 15-20minutes . Sorry but I like to take my time!!!!

The real question is do look after you wipe to make sure its all gone

this is the best thread i ever read lol

"wipe me down" omg. hella funny hahahahahahah

wow, josh i can't believe you went there hahahah i though everyone looks. can't miss nothing right??????

what about when u blow your nose?
do u look @ the boogers?

Bring this debate up with some girls and you might be surprised and yhe answers you get.

oops

the filipino method...small bucket of water and soap.

I want my click back...

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stop fucking bumping this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like you just did?

bump!!! haha

lol

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just did it yourself

I pay hookers to clean me with their tongue :P